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Speaker 1: It's another Jubes. Hello, I is Vivian there. Yeah, hey Vivian.

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Speaker 1: My name is Kolby. I'm one of the photographer assistants

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Speaker 1: with pictures. How are you today? Oh, I'm good. How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm good. Are you looking forward to getting

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Speaker 1: your wedding photos? Yes, I'm super psyched. Yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: calling to let you know that they are ready to

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Speaker 1: be picked up. Awesome. Um, I just stop buy any time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We actually there is actually a small issue with the

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Speaker 1: photos that I'd like to talk to you about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead. I don't think it's too noticeable. We had

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a oopsie on our end. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean by a little oopsie? Well, the photographer

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Speaker 1: your wedding used the wrong lens on the camera by accident. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what does that mean. Well, it was a novelty

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Speaker 1: lens that we use for parties. What it does is

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Speaker 1: it basically makes everybody in the pictures seem about fifteen

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Speaker 1: to twenty pounds heavier. Are you kidding me? No, that's

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Speaker 1: what it does. It's kind of a cool so no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, that's not cool. So so what you're saying

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Speaker 1: is all my like the wedding. Everybody looks fast. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I mean that's not that's a massive suff Well,

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Speaker 1: I think you should look at the pictures first, because

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Speaker 1: I can barely notice it. Do you think that if

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Speaker 1: you went to your wedding and you have pictures taken

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Speaker 1: of you, I don't care what size you are, and

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Speaker 1: you look fifteen pounds batter, you'd be cool with that

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Speaker 1: and say, oh, no, big deal, it's just an easy

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Speaker 1: I might be upset at first, and I understand you

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Speaker 1: being a little angry right now, I get it. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think no, no no, no, I don't think you understand.

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Speaker 1: That's the most special thing that I've ever had in

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Speaker 1: my life, and you guys get up and ruin it.

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Speaker 1: So the documentation of my wedding is just a disaster.

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Speaker 1: What do you do about that? Well, we don't do

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Speaker 1: anything with the documents that you signed. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking about documents. I'm talking about documenting me. Oh, are

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Speaker 1: you a photographer? Do you know what that word means? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I misunderstood you said documentation and I figured

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Speaker 1: you met like the wedding license of stuff. We just

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Speaker 1: take pictures. Yeah, and obviously you don't take them. Well,

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Speaker 1: so what are you going to do to fix this? Well,

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Speaker 1: we're going to discount the pictures for sure. No, you're

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Speaker 1: not going to discount the pictures. I don't want pictures

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Speaker 1: where I look like a fat bride. That's full. You

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Speaker 1: need to come up with something better than that. There

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Speaker 1: is a way to solve it, then, fine, how do

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Speaker 1: you solve it? Well, we can photoshop another body onto you.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Then there's no

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Speaker 1: wedding dress. No, no no, no, we can do it. Thousands

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Speaker 1: of dollars for a wedding dress. I had makeup, I

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Speaker 1: had hair, I have my bridesmaid, and I went on

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Speaker 1: a giant diet before this thing. And now you're gonna

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Speaker 1: tell me, Oh, that wasn't worth it because you're fat. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: all I need is a picture of your dress standalone,

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Speaker 1: and I can put an their body. You guys need

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Speaker 1: to come up with something else, and I will not

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Speaker 1: see you a dime for this, and I want my

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Speaker 1: deposit back. I will call the Better Business Bureau and

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Speaker 1: you're done. I think you need to hear me out.

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Speaker 1: We've done it before. I don't need to hear you out.

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Speaker 1: You called me and said we made an oopsie the

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Speaker 1: most special day in my life? What about Scarlett Johansson's

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Speaker 1: body on yours? That voluptuous? I want my body, my

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Speaker 1: wedding as it was. It's something that's fixable, and that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. It isn't fixable with somebody

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Speaker 1: else's body. Yeah, first day, and how are you are

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Speaker 1: you going to do that? For everybody that had pictures?

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Speaker 1: Take it? My entire family, we had formal shots. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have to go and say, oh, sorry, guys,

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Speaker 1: everybody's sat now. Who cares about them? Right? The wedding

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Speaker 1: is yours. Don't care about them? Those are my friends

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Speaker 1: and my family. But we can make you look fabulous

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Speaker 1: about that. I want all of the pictures as they

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Speaker 1: should be, but there's nothing we can do because the

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Speaker 1: pictures were taken with that lens other than photoshopping another body.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Get online, do some research, call some

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Speaker 1: people who actually you know what they're doing, and see

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Speaker 1: how to fix it. Because you know what, technology is

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Speaker 1: awesome these days. I'm sure you could figure something out.

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Speaker 1: It is awesome. And that's why I brought up the

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Speaker 1: photoshop thing. No, no, and I again I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to waste my God, but think of how good your

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Speaker 1: pictures could be with a better body. Yeah, my body

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Speaker 1: looks awesome. Well not in these pictures, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Are you laughing about this now? Are you serious? Trying

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Speaker 1: to light for all this? That's what you do on

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Speaker 1: top of it? I mean that takes the cake. I

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Speaker 1: was saying, I cannot wait out of you. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to lighten the mood with a joke. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: there's no lightning this mood, idiots, there is only making

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Speaker 1: it heavier because that's what we did to the photo.

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Speaker 1: You are just stop it. You are so shocked, you listen.

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Speaker 1: I need to go so I can call my lawyer

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Speaker 1: because we are getting ready to out of you. In

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Speaker 1: that case, I'm gonna tell you that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call the what this is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five to a phone tap on you. I don't

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Speaker 1: get what the is going on right now. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your maid of honors, Sarah set you up. She wanted

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Speaker 1: to play a practical joke on you after your wedding.

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Speaker 1: Are you wait a second, Yes, She wanted me to

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Speaker 1: mess with you after your wedding and freak you out

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Speaker 1: about the pictures. Oh my god, thank god, thank god.

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Speaker 1: That was a joke. You got pretty upset. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was enough to burn all my wedding picture. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubal phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties two point five