1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: It is time to ask the riddlo Ready to love 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: Officer and junior Ready guys, Come on, here we go. 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: This is from Tristan and Roswell. Tristan Wright. So I 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: asked my girlfriend to pick up some allergy medication for me. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: She said she didn't have the money, and uh, that 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: is a total turnoff for me. She spends all of 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: her money on brunch, hair and shopping. Is she marriage 8 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: material if she's always broke? 9 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 2: No, wait a minute, you're gonna sit there and watch 10 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 2: you sneeze all over the place and not take care 11 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 2: of you. Now, she ain't marriage with you. Keep it moving. 12 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 2: Find somebody that's gonna love you and to arass you 13 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 2: and bring you some borough flu and some uh and 14 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 2: some uh. What's the one? I right? Clariton? D you 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 2: need all of that? You need somebody else gonna stop buying? 16 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,919 Speaker 2: Pick up what you need. If you ain't got her 17 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 2: a drug store girl, You ain't got a good drugstot girl. 18 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 2: Why you want her? If she ain't got that in 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 2: her cupboard? Why you want her? She is perfect? I 20 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about. 21 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: She spends all her money on brunch, hair and shop. 22 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: Perfect woman to me, junior, what you got. 23 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: That's why I ain't asking you to ask. 24 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's she's gonna be single. She's gonna be single. 25 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 3: First of all, speaking as a person that is ill, 26 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 3: has the chronic illness. You ain't got prescription money for me? 27 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 3: You cannot, You cannot if you can't afford this three 28 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 3: dollars fifty cent over this count for my prescription, for 29 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 3: my insurance, gonna cover the risk? 30 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 4: You ain't got that? 31 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 2: Why are we talking about? Getting mad? 32 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: She's got a shop and get her hair done and 33 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: go to brunch. 34 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 4: Okay, she's a perfect woman. 35 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 5: That's that's Excuse me, excuse me, zir tech d is 36 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 5: about twenty five hours, three dollars comment, My girl gotta 37 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 5: go to brunch. 38 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, she had to get her hair done. 39 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 5: You need to zell hall a cash a p allergy. 40 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 4: Right, you must be broke. You want her to buy 41 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 4: it for it gotta get. 42 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 2: Y'all know, y'all take your man better than that of 43 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 2: the gott it send it to me, period. All right? 44 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 4: Moving on, obviously we vehemently disagree on that. 45 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, put that chicken and waffle down. 46 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 2: We may have here. 47 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 4: No moving on to Nina and Bethea. 48 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: Nina writes, my husband rolls over and is snoring within 49 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: minutes of us having sex. Last night, I nestled myself 50 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: under him to cuddle, and he almost elbowed me in 51 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: his sleep. He used to like to cuddle. He used 52 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,799 Speaker 1: to like to cuddle too, So why is he changed? 53 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: Why is he changed? What's going on here? 54 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 4: Is he getting bored with me? 55 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 2: Y'allands way too far? Some of y'all have y'all are 56 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 2: taking cutting way too People can't sleep with what? Ain't 57 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 2: nobody sleep with? You? All up under me? It's a 58 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 2: king sign of beer. What is all that other room? Overever? 59 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 2: For all that room on the other side of the beer, 60 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: all that used that, all that real estate over there 61 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 2: used that. There are men a boat in the head 62 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 2: and wht somebody to roll over on top of you? 63 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 2: You know what? You're too close? Mm hmm who. 64 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna find that. We'll see how that works 65 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: tonight when you want to get close. 66 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 2: Which man you're talking about? Like the cuddle? 67 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 4: What's his name? 68 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:25,399 Speaker 1: There are men that likes to cuddle whatever little while 69 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: we're just right afterwards, yeah. 70 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 2: Two minutes minutes afterwards. You can cut after that after 71 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 2: two minutes, get to your side, all. 72 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 4: Right and turned this out. 73 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 2: Get to your side. We already know you fin to 74 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 2: put the fifty. I got my water on my side 75 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 2: of the bed and say it's time to take it 76 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 2: on in. Let's go. 77 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 4: But he almost elbowed her. 78 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: Dang, because you're not on your side. 79 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, he wanted his arm back. When when y'all be coming, 80 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 3: y'all realize y'all cutting the blood. 81 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 2: Off in his arm. The blood circulates has stopped. 82 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 3: I'm trying to know it off and let you have it. 83 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 2: We won't this all no. 84 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 4: Month, y'all can have it. 85 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: And you know what, but I look at old TV. 86 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 2: This is why them people have twin beds. Now they 87 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 2: had twin beds. Lucy, I love Lucy. They had twin 88 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,239 Speaker 2: bed and I see why you got your own space. 89 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 2: Meet in the middle, we do what we gonna do, 90 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 2: and then hat we part ways that we. 91 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 4: Can then move those beds apart. Okay, twin beds. 92 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 2: Okay. 93 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 4: This one's from Gregory and Detroit. 94 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,239 Speaker 1: Gregory writes, my wife is a social butterfly, and she'd 95 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: have a backyard barbecue every weekend if I let her. 96 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 1: The only problem is that she doesn't know how to 97 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: tell our guests to bring a dish, a bottle or wine, 98 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: a bottle of wine or something to contribute. She says, 99 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: it's tacky to do that, is it. 100 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 2: I don't like the pot looks because I have to 101 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 2: try to pay attention to what everybody to bring in is. 102 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 2: But you know, that means he's spending the money for 103 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 2: this though. That means he's footing the bill every other 104 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 2: weekend or whenever she's throwing stuff because she's a social butterfly. 105 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 2: So either you're gonna pay for it. It's it's on him. 106 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 2: Either you gonna pay for it, or you're gonna take 107 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 2: the hit of the pid K wanted it. 108 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 4: Okay, let me tell you. Yeah. 109 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's costing that much, yeah, you should just 110 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 3: get on the phone and tell anybody bring something that 111 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 3: worked for every black person, bring something, you know. 112 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 4: Okay, so that can't cook with the ice, yeah, or 113 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 4: the yeah, paper goods, stuff like that. Okay, bring a 114 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 4: bottle of wine. When they asked, hey, you need something. 115 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 5: You know, in the past, I was always saying, you know, 116 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 5: I've said in the past, don't worry about it. Yeah, God, 117 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 5: bring your girl a bottle of wine something you know 118 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 5: it's away. 119 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, you should bring especially for the first time, you 120 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: should bring a bottle of wine or something. 121 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,280 Speaker 2: Bring what you drink to my house. Thank you. 122 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 3: I saw a lady online. She said, let me sure 123 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 3: you how to throw a cook out with no money. 124 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 3: She toldbody and she got on the phone and she 125 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 3: kept saying, yeah, girl, think I'll do this. Look out 126 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 3: right now, I got the Uh what I need right 127 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 3: now is a pack of sausage. 128 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 2: It is. 129 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 3: She called somebody else to say, yeah, you know, we ain't. 130 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,679 Speaker 2: Got no wine. 131 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 3: And next they know the whole cookout is funded. But 132 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 3: how you doing it? Yeah, you're coming through. Uh, piat 133 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 3: me up a pack of chicken. They would break the 134 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 3: whole The whole cookout is funded. 135 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 4: Yeah you go bring cook you. 136 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,159 Speaker 2: Can you get a brisket on the way in the 137 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 2: whole brisk Thank you. That's what we need though. 138 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 4: I appreciate you, all right. 139 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 1: Last one, guys, last one, This is from do wanna 140 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: and Montgomery. 141 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 4: Do you want to write to? 142 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: My husband started an argument with me so he could 143 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,359 Speaker 1: go watch the game at a sports bar. I have 144 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: ignored him since then to give him all of the 145 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,159 Speaker 1: space he needs. He hates it when I don't talk 146 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,200 Speaker 1: to him. Why do men dish it, dish it out, 147 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: but they can't take it. That's a great question for 148 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: this show, for the men on this show out though. 149 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 4: You always did you, but you forget that. 150 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 2: You that I don't do nothing, not yet you do 151 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 2: you forget? 152 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: You forget, And then when somebody claps back, then you're mad. 153 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 5: Tommy, you're the king of fire and straight shots. 154 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, king of it. 155 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 5: And then with somebody fire back you, I don't know what. 156 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 2: Y'all talking about. I know what you're talking about. 157 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 3: I can't help him because I know the problem is 158 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 3: y'all hold on it, to hold on to it too long, 159 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 3: y'all want to hold it on for the whole day 160 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 3: the next week. I just want to go watch the 161 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 3: game that's still coming up. 162 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 4: Thank you, guys, you're listening. Hard Morning Show