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Speaker 1: The Jebels show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret? Are

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Speaker 1: you ready? Show? Not at all if you didn't know.

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Speaker 1: This show consists of me, my name's Jubil, and I'm

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Speaker 1: his wife Alex. And that's my wife Alex, Christian Gray

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Speaker 1: snow and Alex finally has decided to share something that

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Speaker 1: she hasn't even shared with me. Well, you asked me

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Speaker 1: if I had anything that you know. I said, Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's do the second on things we will never do again.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah. And this is the first thing that popped

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Speaker 1: in my head because I want it again. I'm just

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Speaker 1: like really freaking nervous to tell it. Actually, Oh, is

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Speaker 1: it the one on the boat or ye oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I wanted to know this story. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to know this story forever. Alex and I don't

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Speaker 1: really have well that I know of secrets from each other.

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Speaker 1: This is the one thing that she will never tell me.

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Speaker 1: So this is amazing And this is why I don't drink.

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Speaker 1: I'm not on the edge of my seat. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. I wanted to know this story for years.

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Speaker 1: It happened at Seafair when I was single, after I

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Speaker 1: got divorced and I wasn't at home, but I was

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Speaker 1: that summer, and I know I asked you for something sexual.

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Speaker 1: You said no, Well yeah, you kept asking questions. You

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Speaker 1: were trying to get at me. I'm like, no, no, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: no no no. I was like, I was like, okay, no,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna ask questions. Tell me if And I was like,

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Speaker 1: was the nod I had. I had to get that.

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Speaker 1: I had to have you get that out of my head?

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Speaker 1: All right? So what no? No, no, okay. So this

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Speaker 1: is what happened. This guy invited me on his boat

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Speaker 1: and I knew him from a long time before that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, who are you? Oh my god, Holy crap,

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Speaker 1: it's been like fifteen years. Do you want to go

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Speaker 1: on my Boat's Steve? Yeah, sure, he's married though, right. Oh.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like weird that he's inviting me, because like

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Speaker 1: I used to like him and he used to like me.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, that's weird. But whatever. So I

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Speaker 1: take one of my girlfriends and we'd go on this

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Speaker 1: boat in the morning, and then we went back after

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Speaker 1: a few hours to get his wife. Then she got

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Speaker 1: on the boat and then she was only there for

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Speaker 1: like four hours and then she went back and then

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Speaker 1: got off, and then my friend got off, but I

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Speaker 1: stayed his boats and Hose had one too many jello shots.

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Speaker 1: Definitely drunk um, but they were they were wrong, and yes,

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Speaker 1: jello shots can be strong. Yes, So this is not

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Speaker 1: something that I am proud of. And I can't even

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Speaker 1: believe I'm even about to say this out wild. But

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Speaker 1: I was getting the vibe from this dude right that

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Speaker 1: I used to like. And his wife left and I'm like, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: she's obviously cool with it, right right, she came late,

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Speaker 1: she loved early, and she was cool. She was fine, right, Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: because because I tried to kiss him said no, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. Wow, think about that me.

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Speaker 1: I'm already embarrassed. I don't ever flirt with guys. I'm

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Speaker 1: the horse flirter. I'm like, I don't ever guys, I

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Speaker 1: don't ever. And then I try to kiss somebody and

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Speaker 1: they turned their face. Man. Oh, and then I had

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Speaker 1: to stand a boat with him. I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: talk to my therapist about this. I feel so bad

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Speaker 1: for you, because I was more tiffined. I had to

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Speaker 1: spend not that much longer because We headed back pretty

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Speaker 1: soon after that, way too long. I get off the boat.

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Speaker 1: By that time, I'm just like coming down from my drunkness,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, what did I do? That is all

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Speaker 1: did I do? I felt like such a freaking moron,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just walking away, Like what do I say

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Speaker 1: to him when I walk away? You guys, the most

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Speaker 1: awkward time of my life. I'm just like looking at

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Speaker 1: him after all of this, like this entire day, like

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Speaker 1: he was pumped up, everybody had event and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'll probably not see a later. Oh god, your wife.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know, Like I would never do that

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Speaker 1: in a million years, Like I'm the worst at all

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Speaker 1: of that. I like, I would never. I don't even

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Speaker 1: do that to like where I know people are single.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that when I know they're single. But

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Speaker 1: I just had the courage because I was drunk, and

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Speaker 1: like I just thought she was cool with it. And

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Speaker 1: then I totally saw that not clear. And she texted

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Speaker 1: me the next day and I don't know what he

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Speaker 1: said to her. Yeah, I don't remember, but she was unhappy.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah he told her, and then she was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my dang, that was the worst. That was the

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Speaker 1: worst experience of my life. Wow. I tried to kiss somebody,

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Speaker 1: which I never knew. He turned his face said new. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said. He literally was like new and he like

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Speaker 1: like turned it hard, I mean, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: good for you. I looked at him at the same time,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's awesome, Like you're so loyal.

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Speaker 1: I want to stand up guy like that. Oh she

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Speaker 1: should know how good good guy? As Like, see, I

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Speaker 1: was just testing you and you passed the test. Good job,

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Speaker 1: so you're welcome to BIL. I finally told Wow, that

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Speaker 1: was actually way more tame than I thought it was.

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Speaker 1: I even told you. I even told you that. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you're not even think it's that bad, but I do,

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Speaker 1: Like it was so bad to think about that. Like

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Speaker 1: so I'm introverted. I don't do that type of stuff.

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Speaker 1: I don't make those type of decisions. And that's why,

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Speaker 1: maybe partly why I shouldn't drink. I don't drink. I

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Speaker 1: don't get drunk. I do when you're drunk. Follow the

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Speaker 1: show on social media at the Jebil Show. Follow us

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Speaker 1: all individually. I'm jubile fresh at that. Don't want to

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Speaker 1: get that dude that I don't know that I brought him.

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Speaker 1: Dang it. I'm a Christians at zero zero The Jebel

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