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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of zaidie

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Speaker 1: zyde Bang Bang. That was a courtesy a super producer

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Speaker 1: on a Hosnia off the Dome. Zis Eddie Bang Bang

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Speaker 1: Eddie bang Bang. Is that he's Eddie bang Bang loves

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Speaker 1: us too? That ace Ventura too, because there's a part

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Speaker 1: where Jim Carey's driving a car and he's like just

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Speaker 1: sucking up this truck and he just starts singing the

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Speaker 1: thing from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. And that's the only

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Speaker 1: reason I know. I've never seen Hitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it. I think it's about

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Speaker 1: a car. I do not know the song you were

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Speaker 1: just singing. Um and again, like I said, I only

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Speaker 1: know it via Jim Carrey in ace Ventura to pop

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Speaker 1: culture references. Yeah, everything. Jim Carey hasn't tackled it. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's where I get all. Did you You

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Speaker 1: just found out about the Democrats were running Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. When he first showed up one,

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Speaker 1: I was shocked, Uh, they're running Larry David Well. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on, you know, because I

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Speaker 1: haven't known who is president in a minute, famously and

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Speaker 1: less Jim Carey, I've last I remember Jim Carey. I

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Speaker 1: just remember George Bush from in Living Color when Jim

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Speaker 1: Carrey was George Bush. That's right, all right, moll. Let's

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Speaker 1: tell the people, speaking of what's happening to the election. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's tell the people what's trending, uh, because it's a

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Speaker 1: lot of election ship this Monday afternoon. Harris County is

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Speaker 1: trending a little bit of good news out of Harris County.

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Speaker 1: That was the county uh that Houston is in, or

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Speaker 1: that is partially part of Houston. Uh. That Republicans were

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Speaker 1: trying to get a hundred thousand ballots thrown out because

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Speaker 1: they came from a drive through uh polling place, even

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Speaker 1: though that was specifically designed and approved. UM one thousand,

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Speaker 1: over one seven thousand ballots were on the line in

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Speaker 1: this decision. So the Texas or the yeah, Texas State

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Speaker 1: Supreme Court uh towards the end of last week said huh,

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Speaker 1: you can't do that, But they did get it to

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Speaker 1: a federal judge who is like this, uh straight up

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Speaker 1: far right loves the Trump administration. Federal judge and he

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Speaker 1: just announced that he's the same side. He it's it's

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Speaker 1: not happening for them, doesn't seem like for the g Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you can't invalidate these votes. I mean, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: scathing when you're like they didn't actually like articulate a position.

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Speaker 1: It's like what the damages were? And this is We've

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Speaker 1: seen this a ton where like Trump people pull up

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Speaker 1: with lawsuits and sometimes the courts like what is this?

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Speaker 1: You know, like you have to pretend there are laws

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Speaker 1: that there. Okay, so yes, we will count these votes

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Speaker 1: d because that would have been I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: mean when you look when you read things about how

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Speaker 1: close Texas is or Florida is and things like a

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Speaker 1: hundred and seven thousand votes fucking matter, they came down

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Speaker 1: to a couple of thousand and twenty or in two thousands,

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Speaker 1: so zero as we call it. Um, yeah, so I

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Speaker 1: don't uh yeah, so that that's a bit of good news.

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Speaker 1: Um that's just so sad because we're like, that's good news.

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Speaker 1: They'll count their counting votes. They're counting votes this year,

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Speaker 1: So let me get this right behind the line is

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Speaker 1: still a three pointer ya Okay, we're still playing the

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Speaker 1: same game. Yeah. Yeah. Trump supporters are blocking roads, like

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Speaker 1: trying to clog up they they over the weekend, they

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Speaker 1: clogged up the bridges going into New York City. Um.

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Speaker 1: They're jamming up the New Jersey Turnpike. Um. They're one

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Speaker 1: of the one of the places that this article said

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Speaker 1: that Trump flags. A bunch of a caravan of cars

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Speaker 1: State Parkway around cheese quake. Now, I'm guessing that's not

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Speaker 1: how you pronounce that. I'm sure it's chessi chessi quake

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Speaker 1: or something, but chees's quake. H I don't see anything

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Speaker 1: pronunciation guide of it, aside from the like lenny Lenape

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Speaker 1: indigenous word it was taken from chess. Say, okay, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think a cheesequake. Yeah, your lactose

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Speaker 1: something to do with the all the dairy cows they

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Speaker 1: And they were like, it's a cheese quake this year.

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Speaker 1: Gird your bows for a cheese quake. There was a

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Speaker 1: clip of a woman who had arrived late by one

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Speaker 1: and the fucking cops were like, no, sorry, you can't vote.

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Speaker 1: You're not in line in time, and stood basically to

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Speaker 1: woman from voting. And she's like, what the fucking people

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Speaker 1: like with all the traffic, like what the what's the

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Speaker 1: oh man, if you can vote fucking today, an early

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Speaker 1: vote in any possible way, if you haven't already pleased,

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Speaker 1: just shows you every like they have to pull every

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Speaker 1: trick out of the book, like you know, someone some

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Speaker 1: probably a person at a utility companies like, oh, whoops,

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Speaker 1: the power went out on there, Like I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't see, I don't count any of these things out.

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Speaker 1: But it's really about how we are willing to navigate

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Speaker 1: those things and say like, well, we have to acknowledge

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Speaker 1: that there was some malicious activity going on that was

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Speaker 1: preventing people from voting and we need to be able

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Speaker 1: to allow people to vote. Yeah, so they're trying to

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Speaker 1: steal it wherever they can. Um. There's Biden rumors flying

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Speaker 1: around all over the place that the Internet is having

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Speaker 1: to shoot down. There's a photo of him on a

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Speaker 1: plane without a mask talking to a young woman, and

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Speaker 1: people are like, this is just yesterday. He like acts

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Speaker 1: like he cares about coronavirus, but he doesn't really. UM

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Speaker 1: and it turns out the photos from UM. So that's

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Speaker 1: just the sort of if you're if you're finding out

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Speaker 1: any really damaging information about Biden or the Biden campaign,

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Speaker 1: uh in the next hours. Maybe most the most damning,

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Speaker 1: The most damning information about Joe Biden is on the

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Speaker 1: voting records of him as a senator, right, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, Like that's where do you want anything?

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Speaker 1: But that shows you, like the president can't even articulate

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Speaker 1: messaging around his voting record on outside of I don't know,

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Speaker 1: he said black people are very bad, and it's like, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: sure're going a vote for Trump. Yeah, well we'll see

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Speaker 1: about that. I mean, well we literally will see about that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Axios is trending because somebody reported from Axios that he

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Speaker 1: had been telling supporters and allies that he planned to

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Speaker 1: claim victory if he appears ahead on election night tomorrow night,

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Speaker 1: which just means like the vote count is has him there,

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Speaker 1: more of his votes have been counted. Um, he's like,

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Speaker 1: the polls haven't closed in the West Coast yet, but

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Speaker 1: not even at two seventy. Yeah, but I'm ahead. Look,

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Speaker 1: but look the popular vote. I'm ahead. Now they're going

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Speaker 1: the votes. Wait, all of a sudden, we're not using

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Speaker 1: the popular vote us something fun. Oh that's really messed up,

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Speaker 1: Like it's wait, he's just in this article like just saying, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess when he's telling supporters, he's saying the outlauded

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Speaker 1: I don't think he said it on stage. I think

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Speaker 1: it was like a thing that had to be reported out.

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Speaker 1: And now Trump is Trump has come out and contradicted that,

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Speaker 1: which I'm surprised he even. That's how you know it's true,

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Speaker 1: is that he actually took the time to say it

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Speaker 1: wasn't true. He said, no, I never said that. I

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Speaker 1: never said that. I wouldn't do that. That's not we're

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Speaker 1: gonna We're gonna win, So why would I do And

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Speaker 1: And if Joe Biden wins, it's because he is Hitler

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Speaker 1: secretly have known that, not openly, which is my open Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's where Hitler has been the whole time he's been

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden. Uh, whale tail saves train. Um is the

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Speaker 1: story of the day if you're choosing to block out

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Speaker 1: all things election. Um. Actually, yeah, super super producer on A.

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Speaker 1: Hosnier and d J Daniel we're talking to each other

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Speaker 1: about this. Um. I thought something was happening to me

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Speaker 1: neurologically as those words were passing through my was it

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Speaker 1: Did you see the whale sculpture that saved the train?

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Speaker 1: And I was I had to stop right there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean? Did I see the whale sculpture

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Speaker 1: that saved that? What does this even fucking mean? And

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Speaker 1: they were laughing because like it make it makes sense

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Speaker 1: when you see the image. Yeah, a whale or a

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Speaker 1: train was like a runaway train went through the edge

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Speaker 1: so it would have like fallen, but there happened to

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Speaker 1: be a whale sculpture with the whale tail like sticking

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Speaker 1: the bridge, like right where it ended. So the train

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Speaker 1: just like landed pretty much nicely. It feels like in

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Speaker 1: a movie where like the protagonists are like few, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was That's a whale of a tale. We're going

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Speaker 1: to be telling where they are truly, it's it's like

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Speaker 1: perfect if if Yeah, good shout out to whoever designed

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Speaker 1: that sculpture in Spike Knnessy or whatever. How have you

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Speaker 1: pronounced that in the Netherlands. Believe that's the Netherlands. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I should just say that in the Netherlands. All right, guys,

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Speaker 1: that is what's trending this afternoon. We hope you guys

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Speaker 1: are taking deep breaths, taking lots of deep breaths, breathing

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Speaker 1: one breath at a time. We will get through this. Um.

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Speaker 1: the show with some more self care tips, some more

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Speaker 1: throughout the day to check in as we uh cope

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Speaker 1: with whatever is happening. Um, until then, be kind to

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Speaker 1: inside except you go up the boat, wash your hands,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk

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Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow, ye ye,