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Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, and don't forget you can still text in your thoughts,

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Speaker 2: your feelings, your opinions to seven eight five nine two.

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Speaker 2: I mean we almost always respond oh that we read them, though, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we do read them. Okay, well we'll read them. I

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Speaker 2: can guarantee that. Okay, seven eight five nine two. And

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Speaker 2: the full show starts right now.

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Speaker 3: It's been noted on the show many times that Brooke

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Speaker 3: is a notorious miser miser I feel like.

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Speaker 1: I really try to be a giving, lovely person.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, Well, well, I don't find any joy in saying that,

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Speaker 3: Brook does.

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Speaker 1: I really don't you play this music?

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Speaker 3: It's just facts. And anytime anything shipped to us for free,

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Speaker 3: like when a new movie or TV show sends us

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Speaker 3: a box of promotional shirts or coffee mugs, Brooke will

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Speaker 3: go for it first and keep everything in the box

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Speaker 3: for herself. Oh then give the rest to her entitled children,

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Speaker 3: and we leave the scraps for us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I did hoard my little pony one that

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Speaker 2: we got, yet we.

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Speaker 3: Received one the other day for some found of music

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Speaker 3: remake or stage tour or something. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: it was.

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Speaker 1: But I think they were just replaying the movie.

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Speaker 3: Brook of course grabbed it immediately, and she had to

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Speaker 3: take her kids to their polo lessons, so she said,

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Speaker 3: you guys, open it, but she said make sure to

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Speaker 3: leave the most expensive item for me on my chair.

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Speaker 3: I did that. I followed her instructions and left Brook

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Speaker 3: the biggest, nicest thing, which was a hand embroidered blanket.

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Speaker 1: These are a few of my favorite things.

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Speaker 3: Next morning, I come in and what do I see?

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Speaker 4: What happened?

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Speaker 3: Said blanket out on the free table in our breakthrough.

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Speaker 5: I don't want any of this stock.

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Speaker 3: Just one little problem with that.

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Speaker 1: I thought someone would like it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that thought it was nice, but someone in the

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Speaker 3: company did a little blanket investigation.

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Speaker 6: I get it.

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Speaker 3: And if you know anything about the sound of music,

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Speaker 3: it has World War two Nazi influence. At this point,

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Speaker 3: the Nazis it is. I hate to say this about

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Speaker 3: a coworker, I really do.

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Speaker 1: But now, given you the box.

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Speaker 3: There are rumors going around the office. Don't say that

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Speaker 3: she dropped off a Himmler blanket in the.

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Speaker 7: Blue throat.

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Speaker 3: Trying to spread her Nazi dropaganda the office. Look, that's

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Speaker 3: just the office tea right now. I tried to stomp

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Speaker 3: it out and say, let's give the benefit of the jat,

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Speaker 3: let's hear her out, but a lot of people argued, no,

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Speaker 3: she knew what she was doing. She's pushing the propaganda.

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Speaker 8: On to the.

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Speaker 9: Brook.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you want to say right now.

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Speaker 3: Have you always been associated with the Nazis?

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Speaker 1: Es new things for you?

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Speaker 5: Holy anti Nazi?

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Speaker 2: Julie is a damn icon, Okay, And that blanket was

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Speaker 2: not very cozy.

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Speaker 5: I gave it up on there.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I really didn't think it could get worse

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Speaker 3: after you went on Twitter publicly supporting Kanye last night.

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Speaker 3: So I guess let's just hope this goes away quietly.

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Speaker 3: Let's move on. We're in the terrible ones. Wow. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: we're going on to the shack collar question of the day.

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Speaker 10: Brook just starting to give Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Jacob try and bring the mood up a little bit

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Speaker 3: with the question that you would ask us. I'll do

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Speaker 3: my best.

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Speaker 10: Well, whenever you go out to a movie, you want

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Speaker 10: to grab the.

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Speaker 11: Best possible seat in the house, obvious, and there's a

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Speaker 11: few ways to make sure that happens. You could do

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Speaker 11: what Brooke does and rent out the entire theater for

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Speaker 11: just her family, or you can bounce around seats like

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Speaker 11: goldilocks until you find.

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Speaker 10: One that's just right.

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Speaker 4: That's kind of annoying, though, but.

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Speaker 11: That's why A new survey asked a thousand moviegoers to

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Speaker 11: name something that causes people to change seats at the movies.

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Speaker 3: That's a good question.

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Speaker 11: You'll need to get the top five answers in a

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Speaker 11: brand new edition of Unglued Family Feud. We'll start with

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Speaker 11: the guy who once used the popcorn bucket trick on himself.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 11: He was still surprised, Jeffrey, name something that causes people

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Speaker 11: to change seats.

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Speaker 3: At the movies. Okay, I think there's a lot of

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Speaker 3: people that get annoyed by this, but I personally enjoy

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Speaker 3: it when a couple in the theater is getting a

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Speaker 3: little bit firsty with each other, maybe in the back row.

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Speaker 1: So you actually find those people and sit right behind them.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I whisper nice things to them while

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get it, moting in between them.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna use that as my guess. What is

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Speaker 3: couples hooking up near you make you want to move?

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Speaker 6: Actually a good answer? A weird way to get there.

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Speaker 1: And disturbing and involved his mother.

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Speaker 10: An affectionate couple is number five of them.

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Speaker 1: Is that the first time ever he's got right?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, let's go to to Lexis name is something that

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Speaker 11: causes people to change seats at the movies.

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Speaker 12: I've never changed seats in the movies, but I don't

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Speaker 6: Everyone's changed. She's like, I'm always all alone.

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Speaker 12: And I did a movie review se man I love.

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Speaker 1: We both talked so much.

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Speaker 12: So maybe people move away from me. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 12: with talking.

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Speaker 10: Jake having noisy neighbors. That's number two on Alexis nail.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over to Jose now hear it?

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Speaker 4: That was on my list.

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Speaker 13: Well, I have another thing on my list I think

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Speaker 13: is more disturbing, and that's when people are on their phones.

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Speaker 13: It's the light that you can see the light and

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Speaker 13: sometimes they don't from their brightness down and you just

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Speaker 4: So I'm going to say people.

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Speaker 10: On their phones, Jake, annoying phone users, not on the God.

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Speaker 2: For a second, I didn't think I was going to

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Speaker 2: two things popped up in my mind. First one, I

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Speaker 2: hate when I sit down and I'm in a sticky area. Oh,

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Speaker 2: you know, like your feet are stuck to the ground.

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Speaker 3: My mom's seats.

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Speaker 1: You mean she dropped her coke.

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Speaker 3: Right, that's what mean? Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 2: But then I was also thinking of personal experience, and

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Speaker 2: the only time I ever switched seats being a short

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Speaker 1: Is sitting in front of me and I can't see

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Speaker 10: This is an immediate head is.

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Speaker 5: Like big old a bobblehead.

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Speaker 10: I was seven and seven eighth size.

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Speaker 3: Heads, Yeah, cover it up with a Himmler blanket.

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Speaker 1: So I need to go with someone tall blocking your view.

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Speaker 10: Forget the big head.

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Speaker 4: One of the pet boys.

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Speaker 10: A tall person sitting in front of you is number three.

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Speaker 6: Before you answer?

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Speaker 13: Is broken on it because I've changed seats because I'm

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Speaker 3: Let's go over the answer.

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Speaker 10: Let's do it. Number one just overall. You want a

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Speaker 10: better view?

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Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah?

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Speaker 11: Number two noisy neighbors, that's what alexis gott Number three

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Speaker 11: brooks at a tall person in front of you. Number four,

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Speaker 11: it was said in the room dirty or sticky seats.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I can see it.

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Speaker 11: And then number five Jeffrey's answer, I will never forget

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Speaker 11: unaffectionate couple affectionate things.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I'm getting shocks.

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Speaker 3: Is gonna be taking it a while? Yeah, So somebody

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Speaker 3: wanted to hear you singing Unholy by Sam Smith.

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Speaker 14: I like this song.

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Speaker 13: Mummy don't know he's getting hot at the body shop

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Speaker 13: doing something Unholy.

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Speaker 3: Got kind of into your shot collar question of the day,

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, guys, I had that classic

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Speaker 3: nightmare where you're at school or you're at work and

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Speaker 3: you suddenly realize you're not wearing pants.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we've all been there.

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Speaker 1: Is it a nightmare for you?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean it's just a regular Tuesday for you. But

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Speaker 3: then I told this lame joke in it and nobody laughed.

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Speaker 3: You know, the one about the newspaper what's white and

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Speaker 12: No, people still use that joke.

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Speaker 3: Oh a newspaper, Oh my god, nobody's laughing. Oh no, wait,

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Speaker 3: it's happening right now.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I would have laughed if I got it.

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Speaker 3: And in my dream. I had a white sweater on too,

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Speaker 3: and I'm wearing one today, and then to my female

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Speaker 3: co host just started randomly kissing in it for no reason.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's about to happen. Somebody videos.

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Speaker 13: Hurry everyone looks, don't it's almost my eye contracted up.

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Speaker 1: There, dude.

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Speaker 5: I actually liked the newspaper joke better than that.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Broke, Yes, you can use your selfie

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Speaker 3: stick if that's what you want to do. So that

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Speaker 3: was what was on my mind all night.

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Speaker 5: Stop dreaming about us.

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Speaker 3: I bet even more disturbing thoughts and co hosts kissing

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Speaker 3: are gonna come out when we do a brand new

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Speaker 3: edition of What's on Your Mind?

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Speaker 4: If you want to kiss?

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Speaker 3: Okay, it was just the female. Okay, that's what we're

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Speaker 14: Coming up frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You know how the famous saying goes New Year, who diss?

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Speaker 3: And we promised to bring that same clueless attitude into

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Speaker 3: our first What's on Your Mind of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna start things off with Brooke like we always do. Hey, Brook,

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Speaker 3: what's on your Mind?

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Speaker 5: Got okay?

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Speaker 6: First?

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Speaker 5: It is so good to be back in our brand

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Speaker 5: new studio.

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Speaker 1: I just it is so beautiful. If you haven't seen it.

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Speaker 3: Go to our socials or come in to the studio.

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Speaker 10: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Sure, but over the break we got a chance to

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Speaker 1: travel to Portugal.

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Speaker 10: And your family got us.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I gotta say, the strangest experience of my life

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Speaker 2: was seeing Portuguese Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: It was like being on an acid trip.

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Speaker 5: Well and I've never been on an acid trip, but

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Speaker 5: this is what I imagine it to be.

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Speaker 3: How is Portuguese Santa different than first?

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Speaker 1: We go wait in line and behind the door where

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Speaker 1: Santa is we can't see, but we keep hearing all.

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Speaker 2: This applause, like flaws, like large groups of people applauded.

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Speaker 14: I guess.

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Speaker 1: So we're like, you know, talking like what is this

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Speaker 1: going to be?

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Speaker 15: I'm going to add onto the vacation stories. And I

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Speaker 15: what do you expect? Well, I knew their coffee was good,

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Speaker 12: I just followed this cat around the Colisseum and without

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Speaker 15: I just want to give some honesty to people before

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Speaker 10: On your mind?

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Speaker 3: I went to the Netherlands for our holiday break, and

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Speaker 1: Everywhere, and they all speak like five languages.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well educated. But the most dating part of

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Speaker 14: Oh is it like?

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Speaker 1: Can you reach?

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Speaker 3: You see? In order in order to get my business done,

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Speaker 16: This is like a course something I feel for whoever

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Seven tell us what's been on your mind? It's Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey. In the morning. We got a text into

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Speaker 3: seven eight five nine two with somebody saying, what's on

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Speaker 3: my mind? You don't talk enough about Hell's Kitchen?

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Speaker 1: Just wait the show or the neighborhood in New York City.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they mean the show, but let's fix that.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Hell's Kitchen. What a show I've never seen?

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Speaker 1: It is that the one looking right.

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Speaker 3: Cookie?

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Speaker 5: People are stupid.

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Speaker 3: There you go. I hope you're satisfied.

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Speaker 1: I've ever tasted.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, shut up, donkey, he says, donkey, are you donkey?

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Speaker 3: Wow? I hope that was worth it for whoever. Another

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Speaker 3: text says, my name is Kate, And every morning we

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Speaker 3: That we're not licensed for that. And one more says,

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Speaker 3: what's on my mind is that Alexis should try mac

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Speaker 1: If it's a both, she doesn't even barely.

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Speaker 14: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You ever feel like sometimes people just don't know when

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Speaker 1: What I mean, Oh, that's definitely me.

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Speaker 3: With this job. Yeah, or like you know with Alexis

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Speaker 1: It's amazing what that Jennifer do.

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Speaker 3: Next time I'm a little faster, she just puts the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like the listeners that we're about to

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Speaker 3: they do not keep that and it's admirable. We really

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Speaker 3: edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, it's coming.

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Speaker 14: Up two hopeless one dating app then dares you guys

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Speaker 14: swipe right? The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 3: It's Battle Love the Tender Dates. Little bo Pete may

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Speaker 3: today's contestants. In this corner, her bedroom playlist consists of

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Speaker 1: Eight doesn't.

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, instead of drinking till she

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Speaker 3: and Laurie. Okay, everybody's sexy when your vision's blurrious, don't eyes.

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Speaker 3: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by

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Speaker 3: I will go.

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Speaker 17: Over this gosle Okay. When suddenly all of the lights

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Speaker 1: Oh no, romantic, I don't know, like the powers out.

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Speaker 17: No, his electricity wash at all because he didn't pay

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Speaker 14: Yeah, but wait here it is.

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Speaker 17: He said if I could ship in, he would pay

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Speaker 3: You're the fail on that day, and we're over to you.

452
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Speaker 18: So I was out with drinks with the guy and

453
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Speaker 18: I thought we were having a great time and it

454
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Speaker 18: was late. It was about what I am and he

455
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Speaker 18: said he needed a minute. So I see him walk

456
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Speaker 18: across the room of the bar, and I can kind

457
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 18: of see him because it's a little crowded, and I

458
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 18: see him pull out his phone and he starts crying.

459
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Speaker 1: He's crying, did he get a terrible text or something?

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Speaker 18: That's where I thought he like seemed to like get

461
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Speaker 18: it for like a few minutes, gathered himself back up together,

462
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 18: and they came over to me, and I was like, hey,

463
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 18: what's up? Is everything all right? Because I thought somebody

464
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 18: had died?

465
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Speaker 8: Right?

466
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 18: Oh no, he just drunk, calls his ex every night

467
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 18: at one am to think he misses her.

468
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: Oh dude, oh that girl leads to block his number.

469
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Speaker 6: He's a romance do you like a normal people do,

470
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Speaker 6: and just stalk her Facebook.

471
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Speaker 3: Point around to Erica.

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Speaker 17: So a guy brought me to a restaurant and as

473
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Speaker 17: we're walking in, he said he used to be a regular,

474
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Speaker 17: but okay, he didn't know if they remembered him or not.

475
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Speaker 1: All right, that's what sounds all kind of cool, right right.

476
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Speaker 17: But then we get there and there's a picture of

477
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Speaker 17: his face hanging on the door saying no entry.

478
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh nomber is it like electricity guy? Then

479
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: he went to bounce check man or what happened?

480
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 17: It turns out he used to dine and dance there

481
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Speaker 17: over five times.

482
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 9: I'm very proud of it, and you didn't.

483
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 3: Even get to try it with him. Yeah sucks, Lauren?

484
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 3: Can you counter?

485
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 18: My date came over to my house and we were

486
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 18: making out of my couch and he said he needed

487
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 18: to go to the bathroom, but instead of going to

488
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 18: the bathroom, and he peed in my cat's litter box.

489
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Speaker 14: What.

490
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 7: I was so sucked?

491
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 18: But I was like, what the hell? And he had

492
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Speaker 18: his roommates and him do it all the time at

493
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 18: their place to save money on water.

494
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 1: He better scooped his own clumps.

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Speaker 3: On to the third in the final round, These need

496
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Speaker 3: to be your best stories, Erica.

497
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Speaker 14: What he got?

498
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 17: So I bonded with this guy from tiendre over True

499
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 17: Crime podcast. We absolutely loved him.

500
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and alexis too.

501
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's normal for girls to like them.

502
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 3: Do you guys normally like that stuff?

503
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 17: But then we start talking about what he does for

504
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 17: a living. Turns out he works in a morgue and

505
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 17: if I wanted a four WHOA?

506
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: Does this dream come true? Or does it creep you out?

507
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 17: I mean I say yes, you know, we started walking

508
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 17: around and he points to the casket in the back

509
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 17: and asked me, do I want to stay the night?

510
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: WHOA you want to get anger?

511
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 5: We buy yourself or with Maybe it was one of

512
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 5: those caskets for two.

513
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 4: No, it's like a double decker one.

514
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 3: Lauren, this was the last chance.

515
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 18: Went out with a guy who called himself a semi

516
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 18: professional rapper.

517
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: Oh, semi professional.

518
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 18: Yeah, he said, whatever I'd order, he'd rap about it.

519
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 18: Oh fine, okay, Yeah, So I said okay, and I

520
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 18: ordered to Pine Appears and he's like he tried for

521
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 18: like five minutes, so couldn't sure any word that rhymed

522
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 18: with pint.

523
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 9: It was really embarrassing.

524
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 1: Tight.

525
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 3: Tight, it's almost a bad word.

526
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 9: Yeah, he gave up and.

527
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 18: He was so ashamed for himself. He just went home

528
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 18: and like you had to rethink his whole career.

529
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: Oh wow, he could have just gone with beer instead.

530
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: So many things.

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Speaker 3: That's the plot to eight mile, right, Yeah, that's all right.

532
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 3: The final bell means the match is over, Judges, we

533
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 3: need to score at Alexis who wins today?

534
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 12: I'm going Lauren for the kitty letterbox guy.

535
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 3: Wow, we got one for neospor and Lauren Brooks Erica.

536
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: With all those poor men, I'm going to sleep in

537
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Speaker 1: a casket Erica.

538
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 3: Okay, the decision comes down to Jose, I'm gonna go

539
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 3: with sleeping in a casket Erica. Yeah, congratulations Generica, Erica,

540
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 3: you have such a disastrous dating life. Even a room

541
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 3: full of radio degenerates take pity on you.

542
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: It's true.

543
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 7: Oh my I never w.

544
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Speaker 14: Yeah so much.

545
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: But it's something.

546
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 3: Put it on your Tinder bio. Now that's Battle of

547
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 3: the Tinder dates. Phone taps coming up right.

548
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 14: After that, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

549
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 3: Today, we call a guy who recently signed up online

550
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: to get a life coach. He told his girlfriend he

551
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 3: thought he needed some more focus and guidance in order

552
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 3: to reach his goals. So we got to make this

553
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 3: call quick before he gets in touch with the real

554
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 3: life coach. In the meantime, though, Brook's gonna fill in. Yeah,

555
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 3: she may not be licensed or quote unquote saye who

556
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: needs that, but she does have something the other mentors don't.

557
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 3: A background track of uplifting inspirational music. Yeah, that's the secret.

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00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 3: Hear it in your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 16: Another Hello, Hi, Nicholas. Yeah, I'm your new life coach.

560
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Speaker 16: My name is Carrie Oky.

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Speaker 1: That's O.

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Speaker 19: A k.

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Speaker 9: E y ok okay.

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of.

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Speaker 16: Time together today, but the time we have is going

567
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Speaker 16: to be constructive. So through our Life Coach website, I

568
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 16: have read your profile and listen. I came up with

569
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 16: three important steps that are going to change your life.

570
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 16: I need you to write them down right now.

571
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 9: Hey, I'm wasn't even sure I wanted to go through

572
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 9: with it. I just filled that thing out.

573
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 16: Sometimes the universe brings you to the right place. Other

574
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,479
Speaker 16: times it drops you off at a dumpster behind an Arby's.

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00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: I'm not your dumpster. Let's get to step one. I

576
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: need you to buy a website.

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00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 9: What that's life advice? What are you talking about?

578
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,719
Speaker 16: Because step two is going to make sense. I need

579
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 16: you to max out your credit card, preferably a platinum

580
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 16: visa card. Wait, I'll give you my referral code later.

581
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 9: What do you mean max out my credit card?

582
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 16: And step three you just buy as much candy as

583
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Speaker 16: you can and start selling it to the world.

584
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 5: No, yes, you are going to sell candy to children

585
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 5: all across the internet.

586
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 9: I don't understand what's going on.

587
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: I need to ask you, who can take tomorrow?

588
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 3: Can dip it in a dream?

589
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 20: Oh, dreams plural, separate the sorrow and collectible the cream.

590
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: The candy man can, I can't hear you. The candy

591
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: man can.

592
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 9: Oh, Nicholing you off your phone right now.

593
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 1: This is going to change your life, Nicholas. We are

594
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: putting you on a new path.

595
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 9: Up a path. I don't know what's really going on.

596
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 8: Is this really your advice?

597
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 9: You want me to buy and sell candy.

598
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: I feel like you're hearing me, Nicholas, but you're not

599
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: feeling me.

600
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 9: No, I'm hearing you. You're telling me to buy a

601
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 9: website sell candy to children online. I don't know how

602
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 9: that is supposed to help me. I'm looking for life advice,

603
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 9: not candy entrepreneurial advice.

604
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Nicholas, I want you to close your eyes.

605
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 16: Why because I can sense your doubt and I am

606
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 16: going to take those doubts away by dipping them in

607
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 16: chocolate and caramel and.

608
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: Selling it to a child. Sprinkle it with Oh, that's

609
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: gonna context, or I take the child. That's money and

610
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: your sorrows.

611
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 6: Will be through.

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00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: What do you feel that, Nicholas. Change is in the air.

613
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: You're the candy band.

614
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 9: This is the creepiest.

615
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: Nicholas, that's all the time we have for today.

616
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 9: What do you What are you talking about? We don't

617
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 9: do anything.

618
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: I want you to know that I don't accept cash payment.

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00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 3: Good because I was going to listen.

620
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: All I'm going to ask from you is that you

621
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: sing to me.

622
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 16: No, because months later, after you realize this advice has

623
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 16: changed your life, you'll feel like, Wow, she really impacted me,

624
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 16: and you'll just want to break out into song.

625
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 9: Okay, stop?

626
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: Did you ever know that I'm your heat? I can't

627
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: hear you, Nicholas and everything you would like to be.

628
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 9: Please stop playing music to me.

629
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 5: You you can fly higher than an e gold.

630
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: That's so high? Oh god, because I'm the wind beneath

631
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: your weed.

632
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure that's not how the song goes.

633
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 16: That was from my heart, Nicholas, and also from your

634
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 16: girlfriend Gina. What the one who set you up for

635
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 16: this prank phone call?

636
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 20: Oh my god, it's just a joke, okay, because a

637
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 20: candy man can and so can Brook and Jeffrey in

638
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 20: the morning.

639
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 4: No, are you with me?

640
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 7: Oh?

641
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 9: Please don't sing anymore?

642
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 5: Oh, Nicholas, we changed your life.

643
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 9: You ruined my morning.

644
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 16: Hey, listen, Gina just wanted to tell you that she's

645
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 16: proud of you for following through on the life coach thing.

646
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: And you know, after this, I don't even know if

647
00:30:59,320 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna need it.

648
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 9: You fixed everything. I'm ready to sell candy to toddlers.

649
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 8: On the web.

650
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: I will expect five percent of the cut though.

651
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 9: Great.

652
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 14: The weak up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings

653
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 14: on the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 3: It takes a lot to make me embarrassed. Yeah, because

655
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 3: when you grow up with a mom who sends every

656
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:30,959
Speaker 3: person you date photos from your actual circumcision, you develop

657
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 3: a pretty hard shell.

658
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: Emotion that makes sense, that checks out.

659
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 4: It's harder between the flap and the real one.

660
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 10: But look there it is.

661
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a very straight line.

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00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 6: A right, honey.

663
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 3: She showed you guys the pictures too. But today we

664
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Speaker 3: heard something that got me actually read in the face

665
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 3: because a very awkward and puzzling fact about one of

666
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Speaker 3: our listeners gets exposed right here on the show, and

667
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 3: it made every body in the room instantly uncomfortable. Oh,

668
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 3: he swears that it's really common for men to have this,

669
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 3: but all the women in the room agreed it was

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Speaker 3: an instant dating deal breaking.

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00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this was to happen ouse.

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00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 4: I agree.

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00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna hear it in your second date update

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00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 3: right after this second date update. You know, we have

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00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 3: rules on this show, and people tend to abuse those rules.

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00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: What do you mean, I don't really like the rules,

677
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: but looking.

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Speaker 3: At several individuals in this room specifically.

679
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: Come on, Jeff, be such a hall monitor.

680
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, screw the FCC whatever. Yeah, but you know, we

681
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 3: did get an email for a second date update recently

682
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 3: from a guy named Blake who says, you really should

683
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 3: contact me because even though I technically went on two dates,

684
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: it should only count as one because they were both

685
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 3: super short.

686
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 6: Oh two quick dates.

687
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 3: He was one name.

688
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: Sounds like two bad dates if they're that quick.

689
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 3: Maybe, Blake, why were your dates so short?

690
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 19: I mean, okay, so it's not my fault.

691
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Speaker 8: I don't think. It's a few different things.

692
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 3: I don't think, of course, I mean.

693
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 14: It could be my fault.

694
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 19: We just went to two different restaurants, and I researched

695
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 19: them and went ones that were like the highest rated. Yeah,

696
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Speaker 19: and they really did have like super super good service.

697
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 19: But the problem is, and what I don't really want

698
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 19: to complain about, you know, but also it just came

699
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 19: out too quick. Oh, like we order in boom, food

700
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 19: comes out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, when you're at a fast food restaurant, that's

702
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: going to happen.

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00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 19: We went to a five star pizza place first, and

704
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 19: then I just wanted to be casual, you know, but

705
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 19: then I ordered out that I ordered the pizza in boom.

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Speaker 3: It was there. Oh, let's rewind a little bit before

707
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 3: we get into the food and the horribly fast service.

708
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 8: Could what works?

709
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Speaker 3: What's the name of the girl that you went out with?

710
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 9: Her name is Kate?

711
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: Okay, we always just guess assume you met her on

712
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: an app or something.

713
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 19: Yeah, we did. We met on a dating app?

714
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 3: Okay, nice?

715
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: And did she stand out for a particular reason?

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00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 19: Her profile was kind of like quirky, Like it seemed

717
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 19: like she was funny, you know what I mean, And

718
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 19: she was really cute and it just seemed like we'd.

719
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 8: Have a lot to talk about.

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Speaker 14: Cool.

721
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 3: So I mean, it's good that you went on two

722
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 3: dates with her if they both went by that quickly, like,

723
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Speaker 3: tell us what happened.

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Speaker 19: So the first one was a piece of place, and

725
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Speaker 19: then we went to another like kind of American like

726
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 19: bar food, soul food type of thing. So I ordered

727
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 19: mac and cheese, and again it came out and like

728
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 19: literally and like that's the thing. I feel like such

729
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 19: a I don't know, I don't like complaining about the

730
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 19: food coming out so quick. But both these places, the

731
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Speaker 19: food came out and mac and cheese. You don't want

732
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Speaker 19: to let it get cold and hard, so you know,

733
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,479
Speaker 19: we were focused on the food.

734
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 9: Again.

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00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 21: It was like the one time you wanted the service

736
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 21: to be slow, but even if it came out fast,

737
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 21: like you would parlay that into Oh, I keep want

738
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 21: to keep hanging out with you.

739
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Speaker 1: Let's go get a drink.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, no, I didn't plan before. And also I don't

741
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 19: want to push it, you know, like I feel like

742
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 19: first dates, you just kind of want to go to

743
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Speaker 19: one spot to feel each other out, you know. Yeah,

744
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 19: it's not like a whole like let's paint the town

745
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 19: red things.

746
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: Okay, So how is the feeling of each other out?

747
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 3: How did she feel?

748
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 8: Yeah?

749
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 19: I don't know yet. I don't know yet, but no,

750
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 19: I mean I think it went really well. She's really funny,

751
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 19: she's cute, like I said, and I mean the conversation

752
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 19: went seemed to float to, which is another thing.

753
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 9: It went so fast.

754
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 19: Her conversation was just like effortless.

755
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 4: You know, Oh that's so good.

756
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 13: It's like the date can take an hour and you

757
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 13: feel like you've talked so long.

758
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 4: It's like, wow, we've covered.

759
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 9: So night things.

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00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 19: So it really felt like thirty seconds whenever it took

761
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 19: forty five minutes.

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00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I ask?

763
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Speaker 2: Because now you have two dates to compare him to, right, like,

764
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: and obviously she went out on a second date, so

765
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 2: the first date full success?

766
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: Right, was the end of the second date different? Did

767
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: you get a different vibe than the end of the

768
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: first date.

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Speaker 19: I mean it was a little bit awkward because it

770
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 19: felt rushed. I didn't know if it was like time

771
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 19: should I go in for a kiss yet? So it

772
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 19: was kind of more just like a just like a

773
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 19: hug and goodbye. But it didn't seem crazy awkward, you

774
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 19: know what I mean, Like I don't know if my

775
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 19: radar is off, but it seemed like she was into it.

776
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 4: This is you should have just kept ordering food. I

777
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 4: got a sandwich, now, can I get this?

778
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 6: That way, you're like meal prepping for your whole week,

779
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 6: and you get more time.

780
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 4: You're buying more.

781
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 3: Time and then you look like a ball or signing

782
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 3: a two thousand dollars ship.

783
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 5: A competitive eater that's a good live like Joey.

784
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 19: Chestnut over there, she might not want to get into

785
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 19: a long term relationship with because my blood pressure is

786
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 19: going to.

787
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 8: Be so hot.

788
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it sounds like the biggest problem for you.

789
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 3: What you're saying is that everything went too quickly. You

790
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 3: wanted to slow things down for your.

791
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 19: Dates, right it Well, like I said, it went too quickly.

792
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 19: Sometimes you kind of want one of those awkward pauses

793
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 19: every once in a while, or something funny and cute

794
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 19: to happen so you remember it. But it all just

795
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,240
Speaker 19: went so smooth, like it went perfectly, Which is that's.

796
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 3: Your problem, Isn't it that the service is too fast,

797
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 3: the conversation is too good.

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00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't know you're.

799
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 12: In that short of a time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know that there's like somebody who's

801
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 2: gonna not call someone back because it was too fast,

802
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 2: too good.

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00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 6: Like that's not This is going to sound weird, but.

804
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 13: I kind of kind of see that because if there's

805
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 13: not he said, there's nothing memorable that happened, there's nothing for.

806
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 4: You to be like, oh, that was exciting, or that it.

807
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: Was just too Yeah. I mean, if we're able to

808
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 3: get Kate on the phone and convince her to do

809
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 3: a third date, what's going to be your game plan

810
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 3: for that to make sure you don't make the same mistakes.

811
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 19: I was gonna think. I was thinking about a baseball game,

812
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 19: but they have new rules in place to speed up

813
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:26,919
Speaker 19: the games or something.

814
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, an hour and a half now, yeah, nice.

815
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 19: They'll try and get me a gift card for the

816
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 19: slowest restaurant in sound Yeah.

817
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: Okay, it also sounds like you talk really fast.

818
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it is. Okay, I'm excited, you know.

819
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 4: It down He's like, okay, so.

820
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 10: Hi, how are you?

821
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 4: What's your name? How is your day?

822
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 10: What do you do for a living?

823
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 19: But it's charming and fast, that's what it is.

824
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 14: All right.

825
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 3: Well, we're gonna try and slow things down here for

826
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 3: just a second, and then when we come back, we'll

827
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: pick things back up. Call Kate for you and try

828
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 3: to convince her to go out on a third date,

829
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: hopefully much longer than the first two. Let me do

830
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 3: a second date, update, second date update, two dinner dates,

831
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Speaker 3: both at record speed.

832
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: I feel like we should play faster music.

833
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm afraid to do that just because of what'll

834
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 3: happen to Blake's voice. He's a fast talker. But one

835
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 3: was pizza, one was mac and cheese, and Blake basically

836
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 3: told us that he blinked and the food was suddenly

837
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 3: there in front of him, blinked again, the table was busting,

838
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 3: the date was over. Ye, that's why he did two

839
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 3: of them. But both times the service was just too quick.

840
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 3: And I mean, here's what I think we need to do.

841
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 3: We kind of need to game plan as a show

842
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 3: before we make this call. I think that we shouldn't

843
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 3: say that everything happened so quick when we call Kate, like,

844
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: because she might have a different perspective on it, you

845
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 3: know what I mean.

846
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: It's usually not a negative thing, right, Like, if you

847
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: feel like time passes quickly, it usually means that you

848
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: had a great experience.

849
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he didn't say that. They ever actually talked

850
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 3: about that. That was just his perception that the weight

851
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 3: staff moved too quickly. So I think we ask her

852
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 3: open ended questions, how do you feel about that?

853
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 8: Blake?

854
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 19: Yeah, I want to see what she thought too. I

855
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 19: don't I don't know if I'm just like looking at

856
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 19: it from a one side, like a single faceted for

857
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 19: lack of that point.

858
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: Do you know we never asked you. Are you guys

859
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: texting or communicating it all?

860
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 8: Not?

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00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 19: Really, not as much as i'd like to. I mean,

862
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 19: I've reached out to her a couple of times and

863
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 19: chow kind and just be polite.

864
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: But okay, you're getting cold from her via messages.

865
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 19: Yeah, so that's why I came to you, guys.

866
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well let's swoop in like the waiters at

867
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 3: those restaurants real quick and just get things going. I'm

868
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 3: gonna dial her number right now.

869
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: You're gonna have such a hard time not mentioning that.

870
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are the phone one time.

871
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 3: Okay, well, thanks for having confidence in me. Here we go,

872
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 3: number right now.

873
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 7: Hello.

874
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 3: Hey is this Kate?

875
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 14: Yes, it is Hey, Kate.

876
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 3: What's up? We're brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, a whole

877
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 3: morning show from the radios.

878
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 7: Here, you're from the radio. I don't know who you are.

879
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: We also do a podcast, so that's cool.

880
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 3: Didn't help. We do a segment on our show to

881
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,439
Speaker 3: help people with their dating lives. It's called Second Date Update.

882
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 7: And you're calling me.

883
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: Well, you don't need the help someone you went out

884
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 1: with needs.

885
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 3: Help, right, You're great at dating. That's what we've heard

886
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: from one of our Yeah, from one of our listeners, Blake,

887
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 3: who met up with you not once but twice.

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00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 9: Oh gosh, Oh.

889
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: It's azy question. All we want to know is like,

890
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: how'd you feel about Blake?

891
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 7: I mean, he was nice, Probably not the person for me,

892
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 7: but he seem nice. I don't know.

893
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, did you like not have fun on the dates?

894
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 7: Or were okay.

895
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 6: Nice?

896
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: And okay?

897
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 4: Wait what did you say a little?

898
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 7: What strange?

899
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 3: Strange?

900
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, we kept talking to Blake and he did not

901
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: bring up anything strange.

902
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 3: What did you think about the length of the date?

903
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: Is it?

904
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 3: Mama Bear, Papa Bear or.

905
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: Baby Bear told you he couldn't already ran out of.

906
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 3: It, blanked out, So we got what'd you think, Mama Bear,

907
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: Papa Bear, baby bear? About the length? Too short? Too long?

908
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 7: Just right, you're at how long the date was in

909
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 7: your experience? Okay?

910
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 3: These are normal questions that radio hosts always ask.

911
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 5: It so awkward sometimes I mean, I like you, I do,

912
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 5: It's endearing.

913
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 7: The length of the date was a normal length. I

914
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 7: think that's a great answer.

915
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have to tell her why you

916
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: asked that?

917
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 3: Okay, well, because the reason that I'm asking is when

918
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 3: we spoke to Blake, the impression that he got was

919
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 3: that the service was really really good and delivered the

920
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 3: food a little bit too quickly for his taste.

921
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 2: Like he felt like maybe the date was rushed and

922
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: he couldn't make the connection he wanted to with you.

923
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 7: Like, the service was good. But both times that we ate,

924
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 7: because we went to dinner, both times, he ate his

925
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 7: meal super super fast.

926
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did I could see that when we

927
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: were talking to him. He has a lot of energy.

928
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, imagine going to dinner with the cookie monster. Okay,

929
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 7: it's thirty seconds, there's crumbs everywhere, and then they're done,

930
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 7: Like how was he even.

931
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 5: Picking anything up with those giant hens?

932
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 3: And then he tries to teach you about letters afterwards.

933
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: Remember the Bacarony cheese.

934
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: When we talked to him, he mentioned, like, when you

935
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: get the Macarty cheese, you got to eat it right

936
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 2: away because if you don't eat it right away, then

937
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 2: it's going to be cold.

938
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: Is that what you're talking about?

939
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, he said that he would gag if the temperature

940
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 7: of the cheese was like room temperature.

941
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 3: Gag.

942
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: Not really though, Like he just meant he didn't like

943
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 1: it when it was room temperature.

944
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 7: No, No, he meant he physically couldn't handle it, like

945
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 7: he was going to hurl.

946
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: It was a texture thing.

947
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 8: Yea.

948
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 3: How do you feel about that explanation?

949
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 7: I mean it got worse to be honest with you,

950
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 7: Like what really, Well, it started this really odd conversation

951
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 7: about textures that he can and can't handle. Yeah, it

952
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 7: just got me thinking, like I'm looking at him thinking, Okay,

953
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 7: let's say we're in a serious relationship. Well, what would

954
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 7: that be?

955
00:43:59,719 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 8: Like?

956
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 3: Well, I do think it's good that you are thinking

957
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 3: about down the road, a future, possible long term relationship.

958
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 7: I'm not anymore.

959
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 12: Get through this.

960
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 5: Is it just a little speed bumps?

961
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, a possible relationship.

962
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 3: Ye, Poppy, right over that speed bump and connect you

963
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 3: to Blake right now because he's on the other line

964
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 3: listening and wants to talk to you.

965
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 19: I don't think that that's that weird.

966
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 8: People have textures, people have likes.

967
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,919
Speaker 5: And bake, Why do you start with a high coming?

968
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 19: Hi, I'm sorry, we kind of hurt my feelings a

969
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 19: little bit.

970
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 8: I mean people are just let people beat people, you know.

971
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 9: I mean, why is that we had a great time off?

972
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 19: All the conversations were great. I theems like we were

973
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 19: both kind of into the same stuff just because I

974
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 19: eat weird.

975
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: Did she hang up?

976
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 3: Oh she's still there? Okay, No he was on the phone. Yeah. Sorry,

977
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 3: that's how these work. But you'll go ahead and talk

978
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 3: to Blake about his aversion to certain food textures.

979
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 9: I think it's a normal thing.

980
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 19: People have preferences.

981
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a little like I said, I'm not trying

982
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 7: to be mean. It's just a little high maintenance. But

983
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 7: I have to kind of bring up because it's not

984
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 7: just the food thing. It's like the other thing that

985
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 7: you said that you can't do.

986
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 19: I don't think only when you talk about that on

987
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 19: the radio.

988
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: What's that, Blake? You can't leave us in the dark

989
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: on stuff.

990
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 3: That sounds important.

991
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 19: I just prefer not to have it out in the open.

992
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 2: Is it more embarrassing than you not being able to

993
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 2: eat like potatoes or something.

994
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 19: I don't think it's embarrassing. I think it's normal. Okay,

995
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 19: then it's a more private kind of thing.

996
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 3: Oh, there's a texture that you can't handle.

997
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 19: It is the texture that I can't handle.

998
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, Okay, I don't get it.

999
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 6: The picture of someone's lips like you'll never kiss her.

1000
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 3: If it's what I'm thinking that it is, maybe he's

1001
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 3: right and we shouldn't talk about this on the radio.

1002
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't get it.

1003
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 4: I don't get any there back.

1004
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 12: So he thinks it's normal.

1005
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: What do you think that it is now, Jeffrey, Like,

1006
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: are you thinking something dirty?

1007
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 19: It's a little dirty.

1008
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 3: I think there's a part all.

1009
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 4: Right, way that's just that's too bad for you?

1010
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, ok I mean are we right? Are we in

1011
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 3: the ballpark?

1012
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna say to me, I know he has

1013
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 7: a texture issue, but intimacy is important.

1014
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 9: And I don't know how at home.

1015
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 5: Why we was talking about people time you're calling you.

1016
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: To find a woman to date, delivering that type of

1017
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: information on the first day.

1018
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 19: Yeah, that was the second date.

1019
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 14: It was the seconding.

1020
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: Okay. You know it's it's like a partnership.

1021
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 12: You give and you we know.

1022
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 3: Okay, So maybe Kate's willing to go without that part

1023
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 3: of relationship. You Kate, If you are, then we would

1024
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 3: pay for the third date that you and Blake went

1025
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 3: on to a place that doesn't serve any cheese whatsoever.

1026
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 16: K Are you.

1027
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 2: Interested still, because I think everybody here is just uncomfortable.

1028
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are.

1029
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,479
Speaker 7: I mean, you wouldn't want me to live a life

1030
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 7: like that, would you.

1031
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 10: You guys are.

1032
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 12: Something.

1033
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 2: What I tell my kids with food is that you

1034
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 2: have don't don't don't talk about your kids.

1035
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 3: Let's call the therapist before.

1036
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 4: Watch list.

1037
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 3: God, Blake, I am so sorry, boy, but this technically

1038
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 3: is all your fault and you do have some walk

1039
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 3: to do on yourself. My friend, I'll do my best.

1040
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 19: I'll try okay about this.

1041
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 3: Looking Jeffrey in the morning. This is the one time

1042
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 3: that I did want to do a part three and

1043
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: talk more about something the second date.

1044
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to know how it goes for

1045
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: him me either.

1046
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I will say after we recorded it. Blake

1047
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 3: did email the show with five words. Oh, he said,

1048
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 3: I would if I could.

1049
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: Your response, maybe you're just not interested in women.

1050
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 10: Well, I don't think.

1051
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 3: It's not his fault. Did you hear his words? He

1052
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 3: would if he could. This man is just as tortured

1053
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 3: inside as she is. The desire to do something, the

1054
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 3: inability physical.

1055
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: Writing down the excuse I would if I could.

1056
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 3: That's a sweet thing to say to someone. Yeah, we

1057
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 3: do all sorts of stories on this show about tech

1058
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 3: trends and new inventions. Scientists better be working on this,

1059
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 3: make a pill for it or something they need to

1060
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 3: upgrade Blake, It's.

1061
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: Really not a rampant problem. I'm just telling you.

1062
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 14: It is a big.

1063
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 3: Problem though for him. He's going to be single for

1064
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 3: a long long time after this if they don't do

1065
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 3: something about it. But remember, you can always hear all

1066
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 3: of our second date updates on our podcast at Brook

1067
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey. Go check it out. Make sure you follow

1068
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 3: and subscribe.

1069
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: Yes please, yeah, youse never miss us texture when you listen, it's.

1070
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 14: Perfect Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1071
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And I don't

1072
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 3: know if you follow us on Instagram at Brook and

1073
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 3: Jeffrey or individually, Alexis, where are you?

1074
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 7: What do you mean?

1075
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 6: My name?

1076
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 3: You're on Instagram?

1077
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: Know Instagram? You're like Alexis, Alexis understo.

1078
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 3: You're what I'm at, Hilary, Okay, Brook, that's your thing.

1079
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,760
Speaker 1: I'm at Brook FoxBox too.

1080
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 3: I'm at It's Young Jeffrey. But for me, the most

1081
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 3: interesting thing that what we were on vacation was Brooks Instagram. Really,

1082
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 3: and the last thing that I want to do is

1083
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 3: criticize your children. I really, I don't want.

1084
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 6: To do that today overseas adventures.

1085
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 3: But when you travel the world with your family, you

1086
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 3: are a representative of our show and our country.

1087
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: I thought I was out there, we had so much fun.

1088
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: I don't know where you were, Slovenia or Estonia in

1089
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 3: those two places, but we were in Portugal. We all

1090
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 3: know you probably just you zoom tell whatever. We all

1091
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 3: know you probably just wrote off the vacation as a

1092
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 3: business extense for your shot. But the thing is, if

1093
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: you look at brooks Instagram from her trip, there's many

1094
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 3: videos of your kids doing silly faces and wild dance

1095
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 3: moves next to sacred spaces and historical landmarks, not taking

1096
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 3: it seriously, giggling in the World War two memorial, just

1097
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 3: having a good old time.

1098
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: There's a lot of sword fighting as well.

1099
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 19: Yeah, I.

1100
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 3: Would just say from now on, anytime you're leaving the

1101
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 3: country with Nora and Adler, read up on some of

1102
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 3: the local customs and the culture and try to show

1103
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: a little bit of respect.

1104
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 2: I'll try to be a better citizen into the world,

1105
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 2: try to insult all of Portugal.

1106
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 12: Which smiles.

1107
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 3: Good to take the rest of my comments off of

1108
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 3: the air, But would you like to apologize formally to

1109
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 3: the countries that you disgrace?

1110
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: I will after I go.

1111
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: Home and spank my children first, you know, it's obviously

1112
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: the punishment.

1113
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 1: I'll put them in the basement with my husband.

1114
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 5: Actually, would that make you feel better?

1115
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 7: There we go?

1116
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 3: Okay, well, there you go, lessons kids. It's half of

1117
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 3: an apology and some interesting things when Brooke goes home tonight.

1118
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 3: But a really exciting edition of Laser Stories that's coming

1119
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 3: out right after this. It's the radio segment that wants

1120
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: to get fit for the new year, but his invention

1121
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 3: of a sushi conveyor belt around a peloton just isn't helping.

1122
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 1: So good though it's a delicious it's.

1123
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 3: A laser story. It's the segment where we read weird

1124
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 3: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1125
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,959
Speaker 3: except we've got a laser as other Sashimi Weeni's just done.

1126
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 3: First Lanser Stories out of Scotland. A guy in his

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Speaker 3: thirties was recently driving on a Scottish highway when he

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Speaker 3: had to sneeze, and he decided he would try to

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Speaker 3: hold it in.

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Speaker 6: Oh it's not a good idea to hold to sneeze it.

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00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 3: But if you know, if you sneeze, you close your

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00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 3: eyes for a second. And he's driving fast on the

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00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 3: freeway with lots of cars around. Didn't want to skin.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, got it.

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00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 4: You can try to stop it.

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Speaker 2: I've driven in Scotland and I swear to God the

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00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 2: roads are three feet across.

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Speaker 5: It is the scariest, scariest experience.

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00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 3: He closed his mouth and pinched his nose, but still sneezed,

1140
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 3: and he ended up tearing a hole in his throat.

1141
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you can't do that. That could happen.

1142
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 3: He showed up at a hospital in severe pain, and

1143
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 3: a scan showed a two millimeter tear in his windpipe.

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00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 3: The technical term for it is spontaneous tracheal perforation.

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00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad to close his eyes. I've heard

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00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: your eyeballs can pop out of your head. You do

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00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: it with your eyes open.

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00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 3: We should try it for a video broken jactly, but

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00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 3: this rarely happens that way. Doctors could only find a

1150
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 3: handful of pieces where you tear your throat from sneezing.

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00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 1: So he's like, I'm the lucky one.

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00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 3: Thankfully he is okay and didn't even need surgery for it.

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00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 3: They just gave him some painkillers and put a large

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00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 3: band aid over it, and the tear should heal itself

1155
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 3: within a few weeks.

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00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 4: This is your worst nimer, Jeff.

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00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 2: If you tore your throat, your whole careers over Oh please,

1158
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 2: all his recreation is over to.

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00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 10: That's true.

1160
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually I kind of want to do it now.

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00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 3: Experts do. The story teaches people they should never try

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00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 3: to hold in a sneeze like that. If you plug

1163
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: your nose, the pressure in your upper airway can be

1164
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 3: twenty times what it normally.

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00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 10: Makes a fly man.

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00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 3: It feels so good to say. It can also cause

1167
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: ruptured ear drums, broken ribs, or even an aneurysm.

1168
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: Wow, oh my god. Okay, so lucky he's alive.

1169
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: Sneeze, just let it out. Yeah, this next lazer stories

1170
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 3: out of Beauty head Quarters.

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00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: I haven't been here a while.

1172
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 3: So fest shoppers everywhere are warning others against buying the

1173
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 3: Soul Dejanio Delicia Drenched body Butter. Yeah, the body butter,

1174
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 3: though not doing good, not because of a bad skin reaction.

1175
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 3: Apparently it attracts wolf spiders.

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00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 4: Oh god, the old spiders are hairy.

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00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 3: And that's the rumor of it. And it all began

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00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 3: with a review saying I wanted to love this lotion

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00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 3: so bad, but when I put it on, instantly a

1180
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: large brown, hairy spiders showed.

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00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 12: A telling you, this is what I have, So.

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00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 3: It keeps going. I thought it was a coincidence. Then

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00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 3: it kept happening. I stopped using the lotion and haven't

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00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 3: seen one since, and the hoar didn't stop. There More

1185
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 3: reviewers weighed in, saying I like the smell in consistency. However,

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00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 3: every time I've worn this, I've known as spiders.

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Speaker 12: You guys do wild?

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00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 7: Wait?

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00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: Are spiders that well moisturized? Like rubbing it on all

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00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: eight of their hands.

1191
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,720
Speaker 3: Another said that she had to call multiple people because

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00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 3: she can't even sleep in her own house anymore. There's

1193
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 3: really literally a family of wolf spiders living in every

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00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,919
Speaker 3: single room since she bought that lotion.

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Speaker 1: Girl, throw it out.

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Speaker 15: I know, you guys, it's so expensive you don't understand,

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00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 15: like fifty dollars, so that you're pissed that the wolf

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00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 15: spiders would try to see.

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Speaker 3: That She's like wow, or just bust it out for

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00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 3: Halloween when you need to decorate. So why is this happening.

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00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 3: There's a theory that the lotion works just like the

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00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 3: pheromones of the spider, and it's basically signaling sexual communication.

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00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 3: They're not just spiders. There's spiders better down.

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00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 5: So you're not attractive to other humans, but spiders want you.

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00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 6: By spider just weave a web into an eggplane.

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00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 3: As for Sophora's take, they say it's a rumor based

1207
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 3: on one review and the story is totally made up.

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00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 3: But there was an investigation on the Sephora subreddit of

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00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 3: people who claim they applied a sample of the lotion

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00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 3: on a piece of tissue and according to them, it

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00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 3: attracted eight spiders in a single day day.

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Speaker 1: Spiders were so thirsty.

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00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,760
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of the impossible world

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00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 3: of possibilities.

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00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 10: I'm confused.

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00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: Let's go.

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00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 3: There's basically a Guinness World's Record for everything. Yeah, and

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00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 3: I say that because the organization keeps a database of

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00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 3: more than forty thousand feets, and a popular publication just

1220
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 3: put together a list of the oddest ones from this

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00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 3: past year this year the ones that were set last year.

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00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 3: Number five longest distance full body burn run without oxygen.

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00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 11: I don't like that.

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00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 3: That's basically running on fire and you don't have an

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00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 3: oxygen tank or anything to breathe.

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00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 12: How long? How long?

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00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 3: So there's the guy doing it.

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00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about running over coals or something.

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00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 3: This guy is on fig set you on fire. The

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00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 3: record is two hundred and seventy two point two five

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00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 3: meters or just over eight hundred and ninety three feet.

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00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: That's the only way some people would run on fire.

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00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 6: It is the opposite to stop dropping roll.

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00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 4: It's like, get up and run as fast.

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00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 3: Number four longest tongue on a living dog on a dog.

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00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad it's not a dead dog. That would

1237
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: be a sadder picture that you're about to pass around.

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00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 3: The record is thirteen point nine centimeters, which is almost

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00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 3: five and a half inches long.

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00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 19: Long.

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00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 3: You see the photo, it just flaps out.

1242
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: Of it's like almost it's like double his mouth leg. Yeah,

1243
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: it's kind of freaky.

1244
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 3: The third weirdest Guinness record achieved last year most magic

1245
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 3: tricks performed underwater in three minutes.

1246
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 12: But how do you practice for the video Waterproof.

1247
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 3: Not just all card tricks. The bunny out of the

1248
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 3: hat trick is really sad when the new record was

1249
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 3: thirty eight tricks performed in under three minutes by a

1250
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 3: thirteen year old girl who's also an avid scuba diver.

1251
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 4: That makes it better.

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00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 12: It's not like a fifty year old man so sad.

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00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 1: That it's the new record. There was a previous.

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00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 14: Yeah.

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00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 3: Second on the list is a fastest five meters on

1256
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 3: a scooter by a parrot. We go parrot except by

1257
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: a parent named Chico who lives in Bulgaria. It's a

1258
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 3: little scooter that's his side, like a little handle where

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00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 3: his beat can clamp onto.

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00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: That's so cute, So.

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00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 3: He lives in Bulgaria. His record is fourteen point six

1262
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 3: seconds on the scooter, going almost sixteen feet. And finally,

1263
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 3: I know I failed the Caprice Sun record years ago

1264
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 3: over a technicality, but I plan to go down in

1265
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 3: history after I break this new one.

1266
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: Do we have a new one?

1267
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 3: Fastest time to assemble a mister potato head while blindfolded?

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00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: Do you have the right place?

1269
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 19: Yes?

1270
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 3: They all have to go in the face, and the

1271
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 3: record is eleven point five seconds to complete show.

1272
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 5: Second, if you practice, I think you could.

1273
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 3: I don't need to practice. I have an advantage.

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00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 19: What is that?

1275
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 3: I have been blindfolded many many times before, mostly by

1276
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 3: this gap who also set a new record last year

1277
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 3: most thrusts in a bagel factory. Why did he do

1278
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 3: it for?

1279
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1280
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 12: I'm not sure.

1281
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: We go with the shoe the fruit.

1282
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 3: That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

1283
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 3: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on.

1284
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 14: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1285
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 22: We've got a first time player to the show named

1286
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 22: Darrin who works for a local municipality.

1287
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: That's how he got this badass music plays.

1288
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 22: That's right, we're talking public works, heavy equipment, hunting down utilities.

1289
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 22: Darren says he's a one stop toolbox translation a man's man.

1290
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 22: Say hello and let the world hear what pure testosterone

1291
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 22: sounds like.

1292
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, how's you going?

1293
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 22: Oh?

1294
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 6: Savage on the ball?

1295
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: Actually, I like I could feel that, you know, like

1296
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: blew into my face?

1297
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 16: Man.

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01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 3: All right, let's turn the music down so we can

1299
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 3: actually hear that. Darren, what's up, my man?

1300
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,439
Speaker 8: Not much? How's it going today?

1301
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 14: Guys?

1302
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: Can you even wear a shirt? Do they just like

1303
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: bust off as soon as he put him on. You know,

1304
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: your big muscles and.

1305
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 9: Stuff, they're pretty tight.

1306
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got the scretchy kind so that they don't

1307
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: bust off. He knows what he's doing. Yeah, Darren, we

1308
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 3: appreciate having you on. We're gonna send Brook out of

1309
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 3: the studio and while she leaves, you know, the game works.

1310
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 3: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1311
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1312
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 3: you do have to beat Brook outright to win. Are

1313
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 3: you ready?

1314
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 8: I am?

1315
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 3: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Mel Gibson

1316
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 3: celebrates a birthday today. He was born in the US,

1317
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 3: but grew up in what country England, Australia or New Zealand.

1318
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 3: What part of the body is affected by tonightis?

1319
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 8: That's the joint?

1320
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 3: A prickle is a word used to describe a grouping

1321
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 3: of what animal Nick Carter was in, which boy band,

1322
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 3: Which state shares the longest border with Canada as lost

1323
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 3: Yale for the first fifteen years of its existence. What

1324
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 3: was the only Gatorade flavor available? Solid work there? Darren

1325
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 3: Brook's gonna come back into the studio and I'm just

1326
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 3: checking out my phone screener here because our producer talked

1327
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 3: to you before. It says the highlight of Darren's life

1328
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 3: is his two children and when he got married. What

1329
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 3: does your wife right next to you with your kids.

1330
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 8: In the car? Actually no, no, she's stayed in lie

1331
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 8: he's at the hospital.

1332
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 9: She's not endow.

1333
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: How old are the kids?

1334
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 8: Everly is five and Logan is one and a half.

1335
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 3: Oh, he didn't even hesitate to think of their ages.

1336
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 3: That's a good dash.

1337
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: And thank you he remembered their names correct.

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01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Brooks, your turn, you're ready? Yeah, your

1339
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 3: time starts now. Mel Gibson celebrates a birthday today. He

1340
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 3: was born in the US, but grew up in what

1341
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 3: country England, Australia or New Zealand?

1342
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: England.

1343
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 3: What part of the body is affected by.

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01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: Tonightis tonightas is your elbow.

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Speaker 3: A prickle is a word used to describe a grouping

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01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 3: of what animal.

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01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: Oh, cute porcupines?

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01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 3: Nick Carter was in which boy band Backstreet Boys. Which

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01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 3: state shares the longest border with Canada, Washington for the

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01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 3: first fifteen years of its existence. What was the only

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01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 3: gatorade flavor available?

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01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 5: Read the flavor red.

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01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: Orange because of f s.

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01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 3: Okay, well those aren't flavors, those are colors. But we'll

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Speaker 3: go over the difference between that later. First world of

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01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 3: the scoreboard with jose do you like f do you

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01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 3: like fruit?

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01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 6: That was me as a kid, Darren, you got to

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01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:21,919
Speaker 6: correct today.

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01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: That's all right. I don't think I did very well.

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01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 4: It was a good game. It was a barn burner.

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01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 4: You broke out the same amount.

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01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: Of questions and give me to at least also.

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01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 3: Tied up at two, which means it's going to go

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01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 3: to the house on this one, Darren. I'm sorry. Let's

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Speaker 3: get these answers in real quick. Mel Gibson celebrates a

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Speaker 3: birthday today. Born in the US, but grew up in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Never do Yeah, I don't really detect an accent there,

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01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 3: do you?

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01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 14: Not?

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01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 2: Really following the mel Gibson news as of late? Really

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01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 2: high on my list of likable people.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:55,439
Speaker 19: Miss.

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01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 3: What part of the body is affected by tonight? That

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01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 3: would be your ears. When you have likestant ringing or

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01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 3: buzzing in your ears, that's tonights. A prickle is a

1378
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 3: word used to describe a group of porcupines.

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01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 1: Is so cute?

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01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 3: Nick Carter is part of the boy band Backstreet Boys.

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01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 3: The state that shares the longest border with Canada is Alaska,

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01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 3: oh thousand, five and thirty eight miles long.

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01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 1: Once you say it, yeah, wasn't it.

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01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 3: Probably a little bit longer than Washington's border. And the

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01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 3: first fifteen years of Gatorade's existence, the only flavor available

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Speaker 3: was lemon lime, as Brook knows it, yellow green yellow, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 19: I do.

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01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: People actually say I want lemon lime Gatorade.

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01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 3: That's how Darren answered it. Lemon lime.

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01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just asked for the color.

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01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 3: Is that how you order food to just Gatorade?

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01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: Caterade?

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01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:43,919
Speaker 4: Can I get a starter green?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 4: With so side of white dressing.

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01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 3: And some of the brown meat brown meat medium rare

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Speaker 3: so good now, Darren Unfortunately wasn't enough to beat Brook today.

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01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 3: But just for playing, you do win a twenty five

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01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 3: dollars gift card valid at any twenty five dollars Disney

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01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 3: gift card at any Disney resort, theme park, or online

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01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 3: in the Disney Store.

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01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 8: Thank you very much, guys, everally love this one.

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01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,919
Speaker 1: Thanks for being so manly and being on the show

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01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: with us.

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01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 9: Yeahs, all right, thank you guys.

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01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 8: Have a good one.

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01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 3: Thanks for playing. We'll be back to win Brooks Bucks

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01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 3: same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.