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Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode about me this I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes that Kevin? How am I?

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Speaker 1: Are you being real right now? Coming at me? Bro? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you for asking. I'm feeling a h and again,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your concern, but I digress. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: in no particular order. Let's quickly check in with Craig

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Speaker 1: Kowski for his year end movie preview, Cacao, Kevin, west

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Speaker 1: Side Story is coming out? Yes, uh, Spielberg's West Side

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Speaker 1: Story actual Puerto Ricans in the movie. I'm hearing, but

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Speaker 1: still gang members dancing ballet, so it all evens out

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Speaker 1: in the end. Heard good things though, excited and that's

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's the movie. There's also that thing with

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Speaker 1: the rock and it's on Netflix. You can watch it now.

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Speaker 1: It turns out West Side Stories takes place in Santa Monica. Uh. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's check it with Christoph Aarado for his end of

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Speaker 1: year surf report. Christoph, thank you. Kevin. Um, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: currently looking at the ocean this very moment, and what

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Speaker 1: it's saying to me is, though I only got incrementally

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Speaker 1: better at actually surfing, everything else in my life became

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Speaker 1: exceedingly better because of surfing. Wow, yeah, yeah, sen Master.

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Speaker 1: I started to realize I was judging myself, calling myself

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Speaker 1: a bad surfer because I'm still a beginner. But you know,

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Speaker 1: your body doesn't know if you're a bad surfer. You

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Speaker 1: probably knows you're getting reps out there. You probably knows

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Speaker 1: your course tightening your lower back muscles. Like Gary feels me,

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Speaker 1: and I just kind of blew, who are guest days?

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Speaker 1: But he feels me. I hope you feel me. God, Gary,

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Speaker 1: I love you, Thank you? Yeah? Please, come on, you're kidding?

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Speaker 1: Uh speaking to much? Hey, there's carry any Williams. Let

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Speaker 1: me just say hello America, but not hello to Puerto Rico. No.

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Speaker 1: And I know what you're saying, Gary, They're part of us,

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Speaker 1: as they say in their country. No. No, Marilyn Garrila,

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Speaker 1: how did you discover the truth about Santa Claus? Um?

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Speaker 1: I was looking at a painting in my aunt has

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Speaker 1: to lease house or from the south we say ain't

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Speaker 1: there was a bridge in this painting, and I asked

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Speaker 1: my mom, how does Santa Claus get across there? Because

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Speaker 1: I thought about the big sleigh and it was a

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Speaker 1: tiny little surridge and she goes, you know they ain't

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Speaker 1: no Santa Claus. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was your mom

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Speaker 1: or your aunt. That was my my mom in my

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Speaker 1: aunt's house. Yeah, your mom said the final day, no

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Oh man, did you say? Yeah? You did

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Speaker 1: know and try to please. I was like, yeah, my son.

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Speaker 1: My son, however, told me when he was I guess

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Speaker 1: he was too. He was lying on his back fixing

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Speaker 1: there's no Santa Claus. I was like, why would you

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Speaker 1: say that? He was two years old? And he goes,

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Speaker 1: he would never fit down this chimney reindeer can't fly,

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Speaker 1: and he'd never make it around the world on time.

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Speaker 1: There's no Santa Clauses too to at two? Yeah, did

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Speaker 1: you enroll him at Stanford? Immediately? He's now at Brown,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't even Stanford. I'm with you, and look out,

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Speaker 1: it's James Ceney, Johnny Jim Jean. What is your favorite

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Speaker 1: thing about Christmas? Well, I mean, I love family. I

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Speaker 1: love being a Brown family. I like to get together

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Speaker 1: big party with family. Question, if I may just for clarification,

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Speaker 1: because I'm feeling the passion and I'm digging it. You're

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Speaker 1: not talking about your family, right, yeah, talking about my family.

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Speaker 1: If I could get all my friends to come and

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Speaker 1: hang out with my family too, I would do that,

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Speaker 1: Like the more the merrier. My family is always well

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Speaker 1: willing to invite people in, but nobody ever, it's just us.

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Speaker 1: But it's fine. I like, we have a great time.

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Speaker 1: You're all invited and that and last but not even

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Speaker 1: a lump of coal. If you think oft least it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer chronic cock block. If you could correct a

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Speaker 1: few things that Santa does each year, what would they be? Wow?

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Speaker 1: If you think, first off, get off the book, get

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Speaker 1: on an iPad or something. I mean, let's digitize it

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Speaker 1: all and it's gonna take a little while to transfer

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Speaker 1: the records. And the medical industry was doing that for

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Speaker 1: So let's just like opportunity are there. I'd also, I

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Speaker 1: know that the sleigh runs on reindeer yet the reindeer

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Speaker 1: eat coal. That's something a lot of people don't talk about.

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Speaker 1: So Santa does support the coal industry. And I think

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Speaker 1: last thing that I would change is the outfit. Huh

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Speaker 1: outfit because you're going style or colors or what? Oh

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Speaker 1: I didn't think. I think colors are conn I guess

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Speaker 1: stay with the colors. But style has gotta change. Style

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Speaker 1: has got And I've seen a couple of movies do

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Speaker 1: it where they give Santa like a dope coat, you

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Speaker 1: and Diesel. I remember ven Diesel and Triple X big coat.

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Speaker 1: He's beven Diesel and Triple X. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to describe him. And so he's he's got this big

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Speaker 1: coat and he's got like like the fur right up

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Speaker 1: always were like a like a hermo or something that's

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Speaker 1: like you don't think it would I don't know how

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Speaker 1: comfy or thick the checko was, but it made sense.

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Speaker 1: It made sense. This is kind of like he's hardcore

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Speaker 1: like that he's triple X. Uh, and so Vin Diesel

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Speaker 1: and triple xes when I'm speaking and uh not in

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Speaker 1: this this. I believe the sequel ice Cube plays triple X.

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Speaker 1: But this is this is then Diesel's triple X. So

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Speaker 1: the coat that I'm speaking about is that's the new style, right,

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Speaker 1: Obviously keep the same colors, Ryan, keep it red and

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Speaker 1: then the white trim, the white fluff. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I love it. Chris made me have some thoughts about

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Speaker 1: my hometown of Charleston, South Carolina with his views from

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Speaker 1: his visit. I love this place, but I also get it.

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Speaker 1: Suggestion Charleston horse Carriage tour guide from Sweden knows nothing

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Speaker 1: about the city, Kevin, get out of my grandma's bare bedroom,

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Speaker 1: Andrew School school scool me, sir, me and my quote

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Speaker 1: unquote wife would know quote unquote Yeah, we were legally

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Speaker 1: We would love, we would love a tour around your city,

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Speaker 1: but preferably preferably on I'm sorry, I have I have

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Speaker 1: salad bar guy, the Plexi glass also, I want the

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Speaker 1: over here. Good looking, good cherry tomatoes? Alright? Did you

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Speaker 1: You said chairry tomatoes? But all right, you're right, stand stand,

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Speaker 1: all right, So I'll just give you is you there is?

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Speaker 1: Because this is the number one tourist attraction in Charleston. Look,

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Speaker 1: All the members of the Salad of the Guy Convention.

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Speaker 1: Do I have the guys here represented as well? Ye?

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Speaker 1: Do I have? The salad guys can also be used

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Speaker 1: of different celebrities. The doctor's son. What the doctor a

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Speaker 1: He said you could choose? Thank you both? So you

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Speaker 1: guy for how many years? Would you say? Six years? Exactly? Accurately?

418
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: Six years? You have now for forty nine attempts try

419
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: to do a sock commercial and you've let someone else

420
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: interrupt you. Don't you think it's time you grab yourself

421
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: by your own gonads and pull yourself up tall and

422
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: stood up at that mic and finish your commercial. Yeah,

423
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: I mean it's fine. Honestly, it's it's not that big

424
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: a deal. I'll get it done. I'm gonna show you

425
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 1: a photo of my dead father who died with a

426
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 1: frown on his face for me not finishing things. Do

427
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: you want that to be your dad? Jesus? Did you

428
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: dig him up? Dug him up? I done him up,

429
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: and I had to have had his face reconstructed to

430
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: make a frown, the frown that he died with. Yes,

431
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: this is a reconstructed dead man's face. Remind me again,

432
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: why would dig in this show? Well, my father died

433
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: with disappointment and I realized I didn't get a photograph

434
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: of it. So I want to dig him up now

435
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: so I can show employees as well as friends what

436
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 1: he looks like when you disappoint some How long has

437
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: he been in this hole? I mean six years? I hope,

438
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: right right? That's going to be a pretty gruesome grimace

439
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: on his face. That is not yours to decide how

440
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: is primace is going to look. Your job is to

441
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 1: dig him up that you then gently let me slide

442
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: twenty dollars in your back pocket, all right? When you

443
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: say gently I already did it. Does that answer your question? Damn, God, damn,

444
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: you're good, You're very good. Oh, both full both both

445
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: full folk. Here at the beginning of World War three,

446
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: you can see two factions are entering the fighting film

447
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: doing their chance. We're gonna pull one of them aside

448
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: right now and speak to him. Hello, serremy, I speak

449
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: with you both. Yeah, how can I help you? Yeah,

450
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry getting wreck. You're chanting and you're worring. But

451
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: it seems that you have a real bone to pick

452
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: with the other side over a simple l in a word.

453
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: Do you think this is the way you want to

454
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: see the world in? Yeah? I think so. Okay, go

455
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: back to it. I'm here, He's god damn bull fiends.

456
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: There's two of them right there. Once you step up now,

457
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: I don't specifically want to fight you over this. You're

458
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: bigger than I, begger than everybody here, everybody here. But

459
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: let me ask you, how do you spell the word

460
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: both spe Oh h h, that's not it's I don't

461
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: know what to tell you. I don't know. Please stop

462
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: holding my shirt set tight. Hello, everyone, Welcome to the

463
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: Miriam Webster Society. We just had in from the Battle

464
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: film a request to add the letter not only to

465
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: the alphabet, but to the Miriam Webster Dictionary by either

466
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: a show of hands or applause. It's so hard when

467
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: we do the applause voting to really know, because Carrie

468
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: always makes a lot of noise and I only have

469
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: like I can't. Can we just do regular voting with

470
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: raising of hands? Who would like by a show of

471
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: hands or applause to vote with only raising of hands?

472
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: And we like that by a show I think that's

473
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: very good, very good. Then we will merely go with

474
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: a show of hands. Who would like the letter both

475
00:30:53,080 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: added to the Miriam Webster Dictionary by show of hands? Okay?

476
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: Can you count out loud? Because it's hard for me.

477
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: The reason I use that i'm legally blind. I wish

478
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: I could. That's why I always ask. Some of the

479
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: people in the audience are raising two hands and they're

480
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: putting him a kind of like cactus style away from you,

481
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: and nobody comes in around you know what I mean.

482
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: They're doing some serious work and they're making sure that

483
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: let us get put in correctly and the word just

484
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: pronouncing all that in that book, So just just let

485
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: into few people is that what. No, No, No, nobody

486
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: in around, No nobody. I know people I recognize, Let

487
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: them in. No nobody, cousins. What do you tell nobody?

488
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: No one in around? Excuse me? Let me just get

489
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: by you. I'm Lancaster Meriam. No, no, not nobody, nobody

490
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: in around. Excuse me here part of nobody? Do you

491
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: know who I am? Clearly not. I'm Dictionary Dennist, Dictionary, Diary.

492
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: You got Webber and Dictionary. Look getting I am not

493
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: a Webber or a Webster. Good Sir, Mercaster, Miriam, Dictionary.

494
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I need to mean going on there? Right,

495
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: We're not let anybody go inside. I just stand. Do

496
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: you know who I am? No? I don't know who

497
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: anybody Bryan Britannica. Let me in there. No listen, Brian Skater,

498
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: Wait a second, scatter you you're mistaking me for what

499
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: are you talking with. Look there's a lot of dead people.

500
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: Look at all these cars overturned and on fire. Your

501
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: entire shop is smoldering ashes. Yeah, I've also overturned it

502
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: on fire. I know, Pops, I know, Pops. It's gonna

503
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: take a while for them for the flames to get

504
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: to any part of me. That that's serious. What do

505
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: you say we end this war? I say we're doing good,

506
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: the two of us versus all you assholes. I think

507
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: we've got something. So you don't want to end the

508
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: war no way. We've taken on the merchant Marines, the Navy,

509
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: your father, the coast Guard, and you're happy with this.

510
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: You're happy with all this destruction you've caused. I just

511
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: want to be able to say word. You keep saying.

512
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: You keep seeing two of us. But who's this other

513
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: person you're referring to. He's my cashier. He just had

514
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: to take a break because it's California state law. Okay, Hi,

515
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: slap when I slap the teeth out of you got

516
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: a lucky shot hot. I'm okay. High students together around.

517
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: We're going to study Earth history today. Put down, put

518
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: down the all. We love planets more studying Earth history.

519
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: We're Martians, but we still respect our ex neighbors. Who

520
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: can tell me in a phrase why Earth ended? In

521
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: a phrase that's not for the question at the end, Yes,

522
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: kill yeah, Earth ended because it was stupid and filled

523
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: with hate. Egg zact Lee, thank you. No. I think

524
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: specifically you're referring to the both Wars. I'm sorry this

525
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 1: guy again the Wars the world. No, no, no, no,

526
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: on Mars. We saved what we meant? What did you say?

527
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: The bol Wars? Mr and Mrs Team and thank you

528
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: so much for meeting me in my office. I know

529
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: it's a kind of short notice, but we wanted to

530
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: let you know that Brilliant has been passing around some literature,

531
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: some both literature and you know that is outlawed here

532
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: on Mars. So we're not sure where he got or

533
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: how he did. We just want to bring that to

534
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: your attention and lets you know that he has at

535
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: the moment been he's been handing out and passing around.

536
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: What are you Mrs Tittuman, I mean that he has

537
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: articles that will that promote both the pronunciation and the

538
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah, But how is this is our son,

539
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: Brian chr It is your son, Brian? How is he

540
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: sharing it? You said he's passing it around verbally and physically. Yes,

541
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: he's just unsolicited handing out pamphlets or something. Yes, Mrs Teatman,

542
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: that is correct, yes, right right? Do you have any

543
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: evidence of this? Do you haven't? Actually do yeah? I

544
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: have here right here, So if you look at this

545
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: this you know, outdated Texas marrying Webster dictioner. Here, you're

546
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: going to see that he's highlighted both uh and well

547
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: I know we see that it's highlighting, which just there's

548
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: no evidence that he did it. Do you have any

549
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: videos and we do actually, and let me just pull

550
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: this out of here. If you look, it's actually another

551
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: Marrion Webster. I know it's strange, but if you open

552
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: it up, it's a small computer. And if I just

553
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: press here, mars is that took that out here? Look

554
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: at that? And everybody gather around, gather around. Yeah, I

555
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 1: got the good reading here. We're at we're at school, right, Yeah,

556
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: so I think it's time we really learned. Okay, what

557
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: is it? What is it? Though? Let's learn the truth

558
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: about the both wars tell us And it goes on

559
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: like that for about a half hour more and we

560
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: have different angles and different encounters. So I mean, it's there,

561
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: it's there. We just want to bring this to your attention. Man. Well,

562
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: I just see your son having a conversation I don't

563
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: really seem corrupting you stupid having a conversation that destroyed

564
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: the earth and forces. What is your issue with us? Son,

565
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: And why did you call us in? You know, my

566
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: husband is having a conversation that destroyed the Earth and

567
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: he's bringing it to Mars. What is your problem though?

568
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: It destroyed Earth? Right? Well, we just hear phone Mars.

569
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: I mean just just by the sginn of our teeth.

570
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: I mean, there's almost no chance of us. You want

571
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: to play the blame. Sounds like we're spending a lot

572
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: of time in this Martian classroom debating Earth history a

573
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: defunct planet. Okay, al right, can't we learn a little

574
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: more Martian history? Okay? Mr Tetaman, Okay, you want to

575
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: just blame my son, that's what I'm here. I'm not

576
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: blaming yourself. I'm just telling you what's happening. Okay, Well,

577
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: thanks for the heads up. You're welcome. Principal Skinner talk

578
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: to you quickly, Sinner, you let the teetamans really run

579
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: a hot type up your alley? Then, yes, serted, And

580
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: you feel good about yourself? Or do you feel poorly

581
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 1: about yourself? With one? I feel I feel poor? All right,

582
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: That's all I wanted to ask you. I wanted to

583
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: tell you something good. Good job, thank thank you, thank you, sir.

584
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: I want to give you a raise. You know, it's

585
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: just because, is there? Butter No, I just like to

586
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: end my sentences. So I have a razor that does

587
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: seemed to don't We will not know if he got

588
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: the rais or what the raise was. See three comes

589
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: from Patrie macholm maniac Nicholas mark Our not deprived, but

590
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: there is there any clue about when Kevin will be back.

591
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm asking because we do have an ongoing conversation about

592
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: good and bad comedy and performers. What, of course, we

593
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: don't talk about anyone on the team, and especially not you,

594
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: Joey m Well, here's my scene suggestion, back stabbing son

595
00:38:54,320 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: of a bitch, nothing but respect, Nicola. I'll take a

596
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: bud light please, all right? Would you like that in

597
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 1: a bottle? And or a can? Sir? Bottles? Fine things?

598
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry, I just realized I said and

599
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: or I I meant a bottle or I can forgive me.

600
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,439
Speaker 1: Here is one bottle of miklob like for you. Yeah,

601
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: that'll do. Hey, cheers, cheers, do you sir? M hmm.

602
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: Smooth and refreshing, Yeah, smooth and refreshing. It's not miklobe. Oh, ship.

603
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 1: Oh shit, oh ship ship. I just gotta raise baby,

604
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 1: I just gotta all the drinks on me. Everybody who's

605
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: drinking right now? All on as you h alright, step

606
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: in my office and close the door behind you. We're

607
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: talking to raise today. Okay, so close the door behind you,

608
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 1: all right, I sit down, all right? So then that race,

609
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: Oh it gets better. You don't even know what happened next. Man,

610
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: always it sounds like he was about to stick something

611
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: in your button? What but what what do you think?

612
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? You agree with him?

613
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: Why you were playing giving the race? You made him

614
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: sound like all sex stup? No, hold on, I know

615
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking about some hot pipes, alright, but the door

616
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: but let me just all right, story, let me do this.

617
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: I can double your pay double. But he's so intense,

618
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 1: it's very rape. It's very third. Shut the door behind you,

619
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: and then double. It's like, okay, come on, So what

620
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: did he say? What do you say? All you have? Okay? Yeah?

621
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: So the whole way I mean, I mean, it was

622
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: a raise, It was a race. It was raised monitory

623
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: or in his paloon? Was yeah? No, it was monitory okay, okay?

624
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: Was its Okay, okay, tell me two co workers to fire.

625
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: You'll take their wages and do their work. Wait what,

626
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: Holy sh it, I can't believe he said that. Fu Wait, no, no, no, no,

627
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: you said yesterday. I think so. Just remember you're screaming

628
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: and yelling about did you raise and buying everybody's drink.

629
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: Just keep your voices down a little bit. My son

630
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: is calling me. Hello, you got what when? Okay, bye, Sorry,

631
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: I gotta go home. Guys, my son just got fired

632
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: on it. Wait wait where did your son work at

633
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: the market? Okay, emotionally, don't know how to deal with

634
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 1: this right now. I just gotta go be with I'm

635
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: just going to leave. I think we should lock the door.

636
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: I have a little conversation with this guy. That's fair.

637
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna give me a race. That's gonna look. Man,

638
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: you came in here very excited. We were excited for you.

639
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: Come on, we're all cheering for you. I bought everyone

640
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: everyone around drink. Then, uh, we're taking hot pipe action

641
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: all of it. We're having a good time. I thought

642
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: it was a good time, and then we find out

643
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: you're getting people's sons fight. Hey, it's just it's just

644
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: the market. That's how it goes. I don't know what

645
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: to not your response? Should I get another drink? Can

646
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: I get another drink? Yeah? Yeah, what would you like

647
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 1: to wait? Don't serve this, don't serve this guy. Look,

648
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: I have one job here, man, it's to serve drinks.

649
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 1: If people want to drink, I serve drinks. I can't

650
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: fall on one side of the fence of the But

651
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: you gotta get back to your son. You said you

652
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 1: had to he different. I'm a different guy. I'm a

653
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: different guy. Wait a minute, Holy sh it, I just

654
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: realized something. When I was four, my father told me

655
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: that he had thought I had been born a twin,

656
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: but they didn't watch me carefully, and then may have

657
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: been two of me. And what the guy who just

658
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: left here? Did he have this birthmark? Does anyone know

659
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: who like right above his navel? Check this out? Is

660
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: that Florence Henderson? That's Florence Henderson. Yeah, my god, I

661
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: just don't understand. They said I was doing a job

662
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: at the market. They said that they might even promote me,

663
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: and then they just like pull the rug out from

664
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: underre Okay, I don't know, son, I kind of have

665
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: an idea of what might have happened. But how would

666
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: you know? I was at the bar getting a free

667
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: drink from a guy, the bar next to the market. Yes,

668
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: we thought this guy had gotten the hot pipe up

669
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 1: his cheaster, but apparently that I know. It's funny. It's funny,

670
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: it's funny. I'm sad. I can't up laughing at the presban.

671
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: It turns out that that guy might be the reason

672
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: that you're now sitting at Crisscross Apple Sauce on this

673
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: plush carpet telling me that you've been fine. I took

674
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: my chair with took my chair those pastards, son. I've

675
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 1: never said this to you before. When I was young,

676
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: I had a twin brother. What when I was young,

677
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: I had a twin brother. No, I heard it. I

678
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: believe it. I couldn't either. Two years ago, I've been

679
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: going to that bar every day thinking that the bartender

680
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: might be my twin brother. If it is, he'll take

681
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: care of this guy for you. Okay, Well, there's no

682
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: way that he has a Florence interson birthmark. Let you do.

683
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: There's only three ways to find out one as so,

684
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: you feel good about yourself, You feel good about getting

685
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: the money when these other people are losing their jobs. This,

686
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: this makes you feel happy, This makes you feel generous.

687
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: You come in here, you want to buy a drinks.

688
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: You think this is a good time. You know what

689
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: you are, I'll say it. You're an s ob No, yeah,

690
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: add to that. I know I'm a bartender. I don't

691
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: usually uh give my opinion. You're back stabbing, sob boom,

692
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: there you go labeled. All right, you need me to

693
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: fill in while you go check on your son. Me. No, no, no,

694
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: you don't have children. I don't have a different guy.

695
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: I'm a different guy. That's a different guy. But first

696
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: of all, back stabbing SLB. I don't need you to

697
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: stand up for me to tell him who I am.

698
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: I want. I'm standing up at least my backs in

699
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: front of you. WHOA wait a minute, you say you

700
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: got that raised with this kind of snappy panther. Let

701
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: me tell you something right now. The markets are rough place,

702
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: and people who get fired they get fired because they

703
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: deserve to be fired. Okay, all right, you're talking about

704
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: this man's son. Excuse him. It's a different night. It

705
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: is not my son. I'm sorry to interrupted. I was

706
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: at the market next door. Do you know if it's

707
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: still open because all the lights are on, but nobody

708
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: is IB has had any of the booths you worked there. Yeah,

709
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: what do you need? You know, let's get you a drinks.

710
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: Get drinks? Would you like it? Budweiser, Like, I just

711
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: need to get some greens for a Christmas salad. We'll

712
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: have a drink first, Hey, dad, Um. At school, everyone

713
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: is talking about what their dad's do for a living.

714
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: And Tommy's dad's a firefighter and Steve's dad is an astronaut.

715
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: And I told him I'm very proud that my dad

716
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: is the manager of the market. Well, that's nice of you.

717
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: You should have said boss boss on so and I

718
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: am boss. Yeah, boss of the market, Boss of the market, Boston,

719
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: the market. That's really cool, you know what I like?

720
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: Because they were saying, well, Tommy's dad who's a firefighter,

721
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: he saves people's lives. And Steve's dead who's the astronaut,

722
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: he's trying to save all humanities lives by I said,

723
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: I said, my dad get these things, my dead can get.

724
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: What you're not realizing is those people are saving stuff

725
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: that I've provided in the first place. People have livelihoods

726
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: and things that they want to protect the house because

727
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm selling it at the market, so without me, they're

728
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: just nobody's. That's like, get me a hug. One day,

729
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna be the boss of the market. I am.

730
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, epotism. Where are the greens? And why do

731
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: you smell like beer? What the hell is this? Know?

732
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: I know we're supposed to have a Christmas salad, but

733
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: where is the where the green? Look? Hey, you look good?

734
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: Look good christ fucking morning. The Mord's name in main

735
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,760
Speaker 1: and the Christmas don't frank the Lord's name Jesus, Duncan.

736
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: I'd go myself. Stop saying Christmas. Okay, every Christmas you

737
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: get a hammer out of your ass. And you can't

738
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: do the one fucking thing I asked. You can't do

739
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,720
Speaker 1: the one thing I asked, go down to the market.

740
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna go back, You're gonna so you better fucking walk.

741
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: I walked to the market. I don't care. Hey, duncan

742
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: you go into the market right now, buddy? Yet I

743
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't walk down that way. There's a lot of glass

744
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: on the ground here. You should care. It's extremely glassy

745
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 1: out tonight. Here, take the teas in my car. Duncan.

746
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: We're neighbors in France. All right, you're a good neighbor.

747
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: A Merry Christmas to you, buddy. All right, hey dunkey,

748
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna get in there, girl. Yeah. I wouldn't recommend it,

749
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: my man, I wouldn't recommend it. Not tonight, Not tonight. Why,

750
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,720
Speaker 1: Officer Curt, Well, there's a lot of low hanging bars.

751
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: You're driving in a certain amount of speed. It's gonna

752
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: chet your heaf here. Just take my horse. It'll jump

753
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: over those bars here. You're gonna take that horse somewhere.

754
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. Would not recommending, my friend,

755
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 1: would not recommend. There's a lot of cliff in mouth

756
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: out there at night. I might have got it already.

757
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: I kissed this horse. Take my scooter. Take my scooter.

758
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: I'll take the scooter. Did you take your horse? I'll

759
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: take the horse back that way with the office. Now

760
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: you take the man. Christmas spirit of this town is crazy.

761
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna ride that scooter. I was saying about it.

762
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. Why. What's going on the way

763
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: your knees hang out to the side. Yeah, well, what

764
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: if a kid comes out with a little bad knocks

765
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: you were your favorite getting side? This toaster makes bacon?

766
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: Was this? Mrs Miguel, We found your husband's toasted body.

767
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: What a mile away from the market. Oh my god,

768
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: he's fine, he's just toasted like he smells. You're not neighbor, right,

769
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: You're not neigh No, no, no, no, I'm not. Oh

770
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: does your neighbor have Do you mind if I pull

771
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,479
Speaker 1: up my shirt and just my pants down the lower

772
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: my pelpac you can get a good side of my stomach. Sure? Yeah.

773
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,919
Speaker 1: Does your neighbor have this birth month? Oh my god,

774
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. You seriously you haven't

775
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 1: answered me. Does your neighbor have this birth month? Yes,

776
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 1: yes he does. Your neighbor might be Mike brother. Is

777
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: my husband dead? No? No, no, he is toasted and

778
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: he's smelling delicious. Oh my god, think what are you

779
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: doing in this bar? I just gave you a raise

780
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: to work for two other people. This is the guy

781
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: to fight everybody, all right, and I'm the boss. You

782
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 1: named the two people and that's why they got fired.

783
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: This is the asshole that fired. Then say you fired

784
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: both of them. That's not the way you say that.

785
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: That's the way I say that word. Hey, what what

786
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do right now is you're fired. Because you're

787
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: you're fired. You yeah, you talk about duneto no rais

788
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: okay because you at the bar. I've had people coming

789
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: in looking for greens all day long and I had

790
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: to say, oh, well there's nobody works here but you

791
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: you're fired. Well, I'm a boss. I don't do so

792
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: you You told people to leave for from a sale

793
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: because I bus maybe I should stick around. That's not

794
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: a good business bar. This is no way to work.

795
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: You were supposed to do the work of two people.

796
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: That's why they got fired. Instead, you celebrated at the bar.

797
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: Good new son, you're would I now take as your uncle?

798
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: Just call from the bar. Really, they got your job back.

799
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: This is the greatest Christmas Evering bats outside singing shout

800
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 1: for today. Let's go back to the fearlessness and yes

801
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 1: and chure of Craig's drunk. He just went with the flow.

802
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: Just say yes to each new vehicle, thinking about it.

803
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna take this thinking about it, thinking about it. Uh.

804
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: Let's start our thank you with Mr James Heeney. James

805
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: from the Black Void, Where are you? And how does

806
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: that lighting work? I'm on the cover of the Doors album.

807
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: Uh and yeah, and it's nice here. It's lonely without

808
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: the members of the Doors. Um. But yeah and uh.

809
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: You can check me out this season on YouTube at

810
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:51,919
Speaker 1: game Front. Okay, excellent. Um. I checked with our our

811
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 1: engineering producer of the Stars to make sure this episode

812
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: would drop after our live show at the Wedsnide Comedy Theater.

813
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: But and that was fun, wasn't it. I can't believe

814
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: Gary joined us. It was really a lot of fun.

815
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: Uh and I had a great time. Guys. Actually the

816
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: doctor says it will heal and that's good to the

817
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 1: right doctor, James. Thanks very much, good luck with game Front.

818
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, Dr Chris Alvarado. I just want to say

819
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: I don't think I mean the Doors is right, James,

820
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: but I think you're this is more. You're more of

821
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: like a Fuji's FOI La la la. That's all I got,

822
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 1: you know what. I love everybody. Um uh. So this

823
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 1: has dropped after our live show, but maybe before our

824
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: San Francisco Sketch first show Sketch Best January nine pm.

825
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: That's a Sunday one pm. Check us out. I've already

826
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: heard from a couple of of our friends that are

827
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: that are going to be there, which is exciting. So

828
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 1: you're exciting addition to our cast. Were you going to

829
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: mention that that's right, that's right. I wasn't going to

830
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: mention it. Um um Jessica, Well everybody dirty, low down.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so she'll be joining us. That'll be exciting,

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Speaker 1: you know. So our show was on the ninth, and

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Speaker 1: then just tonight we get married on the twenty nine.

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Speaker 1: So it's just it's just this is a lot. It's

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Speaker 1: a lot happening there. We hope to see December or

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Speaker 1: the twenty ninth of January, of January, because our show

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Speaker 1: is January nine. Yeah, way to track that, James. And

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Speaker 1: so Chris, you're inviting everyone all the listeners is what? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: everybody can come. Everybody can come. And I'm I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at you, Swan Drizzle. I'm talking Chris b A. I

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Speaker 1: want the hits, you know what I mean? Of course,

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Speaker 1: to show up. That's that's what we want. Very cool

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Speaker 1: weddings at Joey's house. Gary Anthony Williams, thank you to

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Speaker 1: man being here, my friend. It is my absolute American pleasure.

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Speaker 1: I will be up there at that San Francisco but

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Speaker 1: I'll be there a couple of days before you guys

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Speaker 1: are with my group, the black version, I think on

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Speaker 1: the seventh. Hey, if it's still the Holidays when you

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Speaker 1: hear this, I am. I think Disney's first black Santa

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Speaker 1: in the movie Christmas Again on Disney as well as

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Speaker 1: Disney Plus watch it with a white child. It's called

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Speaker 1: Michigan Christmas Again. That's so cool. That's the tagline. Gregkkowski,

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Speaker 1: thank you so damn much for being here. Oh my pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Kevin James, I think it's the Queen two album cover

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Speaker 1: you're thinking of. Yeah, that too. And John Wilkes Booth

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Speaker 1: of course murdered. I was testing the group by saying

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Speaker 1: Edwin Booth, though I'm not sure why man be Ale

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Speaker 1: accepted it as an answer. Um, but Edwin Booth of

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Speaker 1: course was John's brother, and I was just wanted to

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Speaker 1: kind of cross promote the Drunk History episode from season

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Speaker 1: one where we covered the Booth brothers, Edwin and John

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Speaker 1: Booth played by Adam Scott and Will Forte. Yeah, thank

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Speaker 1: you for that. Thank you for all of that. Joey Dreer,

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Speaker 1: I want to piggyback on that. And John Wilkes Booth

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Speaker 1: was held at the dry Tortugas and the largest brick

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Speaker 1: building I believe in America in the Americas, and it's

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Speaker 1: they call it dry on in the island because it

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Speaker 1: means there's no natural water and they abandoned it. And

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Speaker 1: he was the only prisoner. Actually I think it was

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Speaker 1: him and the doctor who who helped him, but the

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Speaker 1: doctor's name yuh. So it's a national park also the

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Speaker 1: tom Cruise of his day. He was a giant, giant

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Speaker 1: acting star on the on the level of a what

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Speaker 1: we would consider to be a giant movie star today.

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Speaker 1: It was John Wilkes Booth. Uh, his own stunts that

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Speaker 1: his own stunts well into his and ran weird well

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Speaker 1: enthusiastically every play he was sprinting. He's up front. Let's

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Speaker 1: thank our engineer Pruce, of the stars, Mr Doug Baye,

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Speaker 1: the fine folks that I heart media. So great to

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Speaker 1: be back. Thank you for all your concerns and your emails,

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Speaker 1: and uh please be kind to each other. Happy holidays everybody,

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Speaker 1: until next time.