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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents show. Yeah, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Here it is. It's Thursday, our favorite day of the

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Speaker 1: week with Froggy and Gandhi. And there's Scary Scary, and

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Speaker 1: there's Scary shoulder turning Brody on. Sorry, there's Brody turned on.

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Speaker 1: And there's Nate, and there's Scotty b and there's got

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Speaker 1: It and here we go fifteen minute morning show podcast. Alright,

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Speaker 1: so a lot of us are gonna head to the

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Speaker 1: airport and head down to Miami in a few minutes,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of us are having a little behind

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Speaker 1: her back bitch and moan session about Gandhi. You what

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Speaker 1: you're saying about you? You weren't in the room, but Nate,

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Speaker 1: you were like in charge of this bitch and moan session,

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Speaker 1: and Scary was on your coat tails. Tell Gandhi while

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Speaker 1: you're off out. Somebody has to check a bag that

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Speaker 1: slows us all down. This is true, very slow, this

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Speaker 1: is true. Somebody doesn't have pre check. Okaye could have

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Speaker 1: gotten pre check. Here, I'm gonna tell you why you're

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Speaker 1: a bunch of a bunch of wastes of tears and emotions.

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Speaker 1: Ye tell first of all, tell her what your problem is. Well,

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Speaker 1: somebody has to check it back, so we have to wait.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we can't be dicks and just rushed through

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Speaker 1: security because scary and I have pre check. We're already

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Speaker 1: checked in. We're hang on, I'm not done yet. Hang then, haud,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to I paid good money for pre check,

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Speaker 1: I did my due diligence, I waited in the airports

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Speaker 1: and go they go. I guess what. The plane is

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Speaker 1: still gonna fucking take off at the same exact fucking time,

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Speaker 1: whether you're in there's there checks are gonna have them

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Speaker 1: off the ground earlier as long as they're okay with it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we don't want to be dicks just rushing

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Speaker 1: through because you know what, we could be on our

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Speaker 1: gun and drinking a lounge by the time they get

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Speaker 1: question question, question, gandhi, do you give a flying funk

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Speaker 1: if they wait for you or not? Zero fox? Given

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Speaker 1: the prefer that they abandoned me with these battitudes, I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to stick around and weigh down the whole process.

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Speaker 1: I get it. The only reason I had to bring

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Speaker 1: a non check bag is because I'm doing other things afterward,

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Speaker 1: I would leave me behind too, So by all means, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and drink your drinks in your to like

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Speaker 1: to leave my laptop in the bag. And you know what, guy,

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Speaker 1: she's going away from more than the amount of time

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Speaker 1: we're going away, so she needs to bring up your bag.

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Speaker 1: It's not that she's being a diva and needs to

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Speaker 1: bring for a two day trip, So cut her some

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Speaker 1: slack and shut the funk up and wait her. The

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Speaker 1: thing is, I'm gonna tell you right now, they were

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Speaker 1: offended that you had the the audacity to go through

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Speaker 1: like a normal human being at the fucking line right

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, shut up, guys, the plane's gonna take

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Speaker 1: off at the same exact time. Haven't you ever been

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Speaker 1: in this situation where it's the one person in the

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Speaker 1: group that holds everybody up because anyone check the bag.

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Speaker 1: She's not holding anyone. Hey, listen, And as long as

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Speaker 1: she's okay with us going through, there's no argument the

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Speaker 1: other and we're all gonna wait by the carousel patiently.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was about to say. That that's where

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Speaker 1: it really slows you down. I don't care about what

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Speaker 1: we're going there it's we're leaving. We have to go

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Speaker 1: to the carousel and wait, get your own uber and

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Speaker 1: go to the hotel. Then Dick. Nost of all, you're

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Speaker 1: proven to be dicks anyway, so it doesn't matter if

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Speaker 1: you leave me at the airport stop. Now you've been

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Speaker 1: at Dick your whole life. We can't we can't get

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Speaker 1: our own uber because sending the station van, so Gandy'll

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Speaker 1: you know what, that rickety old piece of crap pusing

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Speaker 1: year was that? That had to be the early nineties, right,

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Speaker 1: because Michael I think it was like the seven. I

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Speaker 1: don't think he's a Michael, and I don't think I

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Speaker 1: don't think he's with us anymore. He's Cox on the radio,

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Speaker 1: still a lie. I don't know. I've never even heard

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Speaker 1: of him. I used to have to pick people up

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Speaker 1: from the airport in the station van in the late nineties.

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Speaker 1: Remember that red van with no seats with carpeting on

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Speaker 1: just think it's it's so funny that they're so put

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Speaker 1: to Lisa when we travel. I'm like, Lisa, do you

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Speaker 1: gotta get got my makeup in my shoes. By the way.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Don Cox, known to thousands of people

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Speaker 1: Atlanta at five years old. Back in two thousand three.

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Speaker 1: He was a very famous guy Cox on the radio.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, that van is from when he was at

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Speaker 1: that time. He was also on Power nineties six uh

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Speaker 1: many different years. Anyway, go ahead, back to carryon's. I've

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Speaker 1: actually packed for a nineteen day trip before using nothing

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Speaker 1: on the wrong flight so many times. I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: never checking a bag ever again. What does that? What

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Speaker 1: did you take? Like? Nothing, It's all it's all in

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Speaker 1: the way. You pack it, you roll your stuff, you

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Speaker 1: put ship in your shoes. You get lisa Une, Am

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Speaker 1: I going to do with all these face creams? I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, well you have to Okay, you have to.

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Speaker 1: You can't take face creams, you can't take any liquids.

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Speaker 1: But do you take a par of shoe that you're wearing?

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Speaker 1: A par of shoes in your bag and that's all

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Speaker 1: you can. Here's what I usually say when she says,

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Speaker 1: what about I'm gonna do with these face please? I'm like, oh, honey,

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Speaker 1: they ain't working anyways. You can take a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: As I just this is in my defense, like Danielle said,

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Speaker 1: I'm not just doing Miami. I have to do multiple cities.

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Speaker 1: There are big events I have to pack for and

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Speaker 1: climate changes, so I feel like I had to bring this.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Guys, you go ahead live your lives, your

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Speaker 1: his friends. This is you and Nate getting your panties

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Speaker 1: all twisted there just looking for something to bit Himan

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Speaker 1: about this is what this is. Let's call it what

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Speaker 1: it is. I'm gonna boo you with the ceremony. Nate,

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Speaker 1: be fun, which scary you is scary is in truing them? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just realized that I'm just gonna I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: say it in Spanish. I think that would I would

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Speaker 1: You know. I used to do this for a living,

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Speaker 1: and you know how many times I would accidentally make

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Speaker 1: I pronounced their. We don't know what it was, but gandhi,

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Speaker 1: I love you. But bad idea, you don't want him

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Speaker 1: I took Spanish for like seven years. But then at

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Speaker 1: the same time, you know what, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: do them to the disservice of butchering the language. I get. Example,

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Speaker 1: and you were like, oh, dear God, at all Moss

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Speaker 1: know so my parents speak multiple languages, and they always

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Speaker 1: and just expecting them to speak a different language when

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Speaker 1: you speak English? Anyone? And they look at you like

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Speaker 1: what the hell? Where you have to think if somebody

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Speaker 1: a few days, but most of the time I've just English. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you for trying, Mr what Frog. So Rique Iglesias

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Speaker 1: has a song. It's I don't even know how you

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Speaker 1: pronounced any of it. It's kondo hold on the second okay,

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Speaker 1: the song I sept by Lamos. I know that means dance,

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Speaker 1: but it is my It is one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: reque songs, and I try to sing it, but it's

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Speaker 1: all just gibberish because I don't know what any of

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Speaker 1: you know. What you know what Cardoz own is heart heart,

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Speaker 1: So then what's the first part mean it? It's that

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Speaker 1: two hearts is I mean, is duel too, because it's

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Speaker 1: L space it's something, then it wouldn't be to the heart.

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Speaker 1: By the way, you you haven't Recke's phone number. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you just text him and I'll tell you, because

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Speaker 1: why don't you just google it? What the heart hurt?

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Speaker 1: I asked him last Saturday night when I saw him

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Speaker 1: It's hard hurt. You hurt my heart like that. That's

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Speaker 1: why going out. If you're watching this this fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast, I'm gonna slowly just slip out. I'm

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Speaker 1: stripping out of the zoom room. Are you homer slide down?

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Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm a head out. He's he's out,

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Speaker 1: he's done. Let's just make his own means. Are we done? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're done? Alright, Uh live from Miami tomorrow weekend. You

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Speaker 1: know where we're going to be broadcasting from Elvis, Uh,

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Speaker 1: the same room where I was consisted. Right, Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna check the curtains for your dad's JITs. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: we're done. We're I guess, I guess. I guess tonight

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Speaker 1: when I'm praying, I'll pray for you because my dad

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Speaker 1: isn't Heaven listened. But now you can clone them thanks

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Speaker 1: to Nate's idea. You're talking about my dad, my dad,

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Speaker 1: dad's It was a joan for Christ's sake. Not cool, mate,

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Speaker 1: not cool. Oh my god, that was over the line. Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: You all laughed, y'all laughed, all right? By asshole. By

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute Morning Show