Speaker 1: You seem angry eminemly and then and then he stopped
Speaker 1: being angry. It's like, hey man, you gotta get angry again,
Speaker 1: because this.
Speaker 2: Is way worse.
Speaker 1: You are mad at being on drum, now you're now
Speaker 1: you're rapping at Trump. This this feels, this feels like
Speaker 1: a mistaken.
Speaker 2: And listen, we all wanted to do it, yeah, we all.
Speaker 2: We all thought about it. You know, you know, you
Speaker 2: and y executed.
Speaker 1: And everybody was proud of yeg for it.
Speaker 2: I really wasn't mad at that song.
Speaker 1: Because he could have been out wearing dress shoes and
Speaker 1: murdering people. But yeah, I'm scared of I terrified white
Speaker 1: g I didn't even like saying that joke.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, when you put the dresses on your life,
Speaker 2: I'll let you do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna say nothing doesn't.
Speaker 2: Chips in your.
Speaker 3: Quality is racist. The money.
Speaker 2: Turney stuff, I can't tell me.
Speaker 1: Bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet. There it is there,
Speaker 1: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 1: of Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 2: The podcast will be died deep into the parkings of
Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that when Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: got in that car accident with his side piece and
Speaker 1: then he ran away, it wasn't an accident. It was,
Speaker 1: in fact an assassination attempt because he was on his
Speaker 1: way to buy the rights to think like a man. Three.
Speaker 1: That's right, the man was gonna own it all. And
Speaker 1: Hollywood stepped in to trying.
Speaker 2: To ra the truth of TM three. I didn't know
Speaker 2: what to do with TM two.
Speaker 1: They were terrified.
Speaker 2: They were terrified. They couldn't they couldn't have that again.
Speaker 2: They beat an uproar.
Speaker 1: They were like Kevin Hart and Michael Ely in a
Speaker 1: single film. This is this is Crazy Turtle from Entourage.
Speaker 2: Now we have real stark power.
Speaker 1: Terrence J acting.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was acting. I think he thought
Speaker 2: it was a documentary.
Speaker 1: Darren J kind of being himself.
Speaker 2: Like, what's he gonna do? Was he talking about He's
Speaker 2: talking about fraternities and ship what's he j?
Speaker 1: Really loves that fraternity, Darren Jay. He loves accused man.
Speaker 1: He's really committed. He's committed more than he is to
Speaker 1: any version of working hard or being talented.
Speaker 2: So you don't think Terrence Jay is talented?
Speaker 1: I do not I I'm going to go I'm going
Speaker 1: to be very direct and passionate about this, and I know, listen, look,
Speaker 1: I get it. Hosting is a talent in and of itself,
Speaker 1: Like there's a skill there that I fully acknowledge. Everybody
Speaker 1: cannot be a great host. That said, we all could
Speaker 1: do better than Terrence J. I truly believe that with
Speaker 1: all of my heart.
Speaker 2: Is it that you don't find him charming?
Speaker 1: I I'm not sure anyone finds him charming.
Speaker 2: Do you think Roxy was doing all the heavy lifting?
Speaker 1: I think that him and Roxy were well. I think
Speaker 1: and I think this is now known, him and Roxy
Speaker 1: were fucking at one point, and I think that that
Speaker 1: that meant that there was a complicated tethering of their
Speaker 1: their persons.
Speaker 2: I will say that was one of my least favorite.
Speaker 2: That was least favors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the bow Wow era was better than you
Speaker 1: know who.
Speaker 2: I liked.
Speaker 1: I like DJ, and everybody loved AJ and Free and
Speaker 1: he went on to be on the E Entertainment Network
Speaker 1: and Ship. Yeah, he cut his dreads and he became
Speaker 1: like a very like I I talk about E Ship okay,
Speaker 1: like he's on the suit. No, he's not that fun
Speaker 1: he's more like, uh, he's more like Oscar recaps type. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: he's getting a bag as Aj is still cooking Free unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I don't know is necessary. She tried rapping for a
Speaker 1: little bit, and then.
Speaker 2: They always try rapping. It's like nobody wants to hear you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no this is you can go ahead. Shut that off, sister.
Speaker 2: We don't like it, so Freeze gone, man, I want
Speaker 2: Free to be ok.
Speaker 1: The only thing I know about Free after one oh
Speaker 1: six in part is that that ass day fat you
Speaker 1: always check on that and uh, and that she was
Speaker 1: on a Whisper song remix that was Free she was
Speaker 1: and she was being nasty. No, Free was being downright
Speaker 1: disgusting on that Whisper some remix.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know. I did not know, man, dog,
Speaker 2: I just you want to feel old. I just googled it.
Speaker 2: Twenty three years ago.
Speaker 1: Was when one O six and Park started.
Speaker 4: Yeah, was when A J and Free were on one
Speaker 4: of the fun that can't be right. No, yeah, it's right.
Speaker 4: I was in high school. I was watching that ship
Speaker 4: and maybe it was middle school even to school. Oh nine, No,
Speaker 4: that's not true.
Speaker 2: I was like, WHOA, I congratulated on, fine, damn, let's
Speaker 2: your hell.
Speaker 1: No, let me be clear. I'm old enough to forget.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm old enough that like my twentieth
Speaker 2: is coming and I'm like I got a book, like
Speaker 2: two more TV gigs and.
Speaker 1: Then I'll go can't show up like I am right now?
Speaker 2: No, no, I gotta be Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did reunion I went to my ten year It was
Speaker 1: It was actually really fun. There were some weird elements
Speaker 1: to it, like there was like three girls that just
Speaker 1: weren't invited because the people organizing it didn't fuck with them.
Speaker 1: And it was like, hey, y'all, I don't know if
Speaker 1: if this is right, but.
Speaker 2: Did I get come? Did they crash? Now?
Speaker 1: They didn't crash, And I get why they don't fuck
Speaker 1: with them, like you know what I mean, Like it's
Speaker 1: not like I'm like oblivious to why there's infighting happening here.
Speaker 1: But then at the same time, it was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, legally, this feels, this feels a little.
Speaker 2: You gotta get you gotta keep everybody a shot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, like come on, man, that's I get it. Like,
Speaker 2: were they like problematic girls like jail time or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't It wasn't as far as jail time,
Speaker 1: but it was like a lot of like still trying
Speaker 1: to fist fight in their thirties type shit.
Speaker 2: I get it, but you gotta give everybody a shy
Speaker 2: because there's probably fades they've been wanting to run until Fine.
Speaker 1: No, let's let's be clear. There there are people who
Speaker 1: wanted to beat me up that that were still a
Speaker 1: part of that, and vice versa. There were people who
Speaker 1: I wanted to give a knuckle sandwich or too this
Speaker 1: that I still had to be like, oh man, that's cool.
Speaker 1: You you selling shirts? Now that's crazy.
Speaker 2: See. Yeah, I didn't go. I had a I was
Speaker 2: gonna go, and then I got this is how walk ago.
Speaker 2: It was, I gotta show up the copy store that
Speaker 2: I felt like I couldn't miss. I know, I know,
Speaker 2: it's embarrassing, it's amasion, and I was like, I gotta
Speaker 2: I gotta stay in LA and work on my dream.
Speaker 1: Man, this is my first time in the belly room.
Speaker 2: I can't It's the belly room that's two rooms away
Speaker 2: from the big wigs. So I didn't go. And then
Speaker 2: but then I start pictures and I was like, I've
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't have to, like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Really like anybody. We're gonna take a We're gonna take
Speaker 2: a class of five football picture. I don't give you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should get into our conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah's sorry.
Speaker 1: No, what do you apologies? This is our chaos, this
Speaker 1: is why. Yeah, this is what we do best.
Speaker 2: I think there's probably somebody out there deciding whether or
Speaker 2: not they're gonna go to their.
Speaker 1: And if that's the case, I would say go and
Speaker 1: and maybe be the person that causes chaos, be the person.
Speaker 2: Be the one who fucks people. Yeah, show up and
Speaker 2: just fuck people.
Speaker 1: Show up and show up and make a married couple
Speaker 1: question everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get hot. Yeah, the next six months just in
Speaker 2: the gym, no cards, and then show up and just
Speaker 2: fuck on everybody.
Speaker 1: They they do. Now publish the crash diets that that
Speaker 1: celebrities go on to be like sexy Marvel. Motherfuckers. You
Speaker 1: you can access that ship. The workouts are are a lot,
Speaker 1: but you can handle it. Get sexy and destroy a
Speaker 1: family at your ten year reunion.
Speaker 2: I did see that from the pictures of my ten
Speaker 2: year We had a couple of snipers, a couple like
Speaker 2: couple like a couple of snipers a couple Oh you
Speaker 2: were quiet, yeah, class, but I always knew you were
Speaker 2: sitting on that.
Speaker 1: I showed up and everybody looked like Lieutenant Dan. It
Speaker 1: was a truth. It was a true who's who of survivors,
Speaker 1: real ves, just just limping their way through.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we had a couple of people get nope,
Speaker 2: damn said dope.
Speaker 1: That didn't happen for me. Everybody I had a crush.
Speaker 2: On, were you then? No?
Speaker 1: I was. I was fully married. Yeah, but my brain
Speaker 1: ain't uncalibrated to to like, oh ship, it's such and
Speaker 1: such got bad and and my brain.
Speaker 2: I've been on TV. Now what's up?
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I can still see it. I don't. There's
Speaker 1: no part of me that's like questioning, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm not like married brain where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice there we're bitches here. I thought, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm scoping. I'm trying to see what's happening
Speaker 1: this way, and and Buddy shut it down. We can
Speaker 1: go ahead and turn down the factory for the night.
Speaker 2: Oh five, trying to survive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a conspiracy today that that I would say,
Speaker 1: h Olivia pitched Olivia is safe to say uh, sort
Speaker 1: of prompted this conversation and and then introduced a few
Speaker 1: deep dive parts to it that we were both excited
Speaker 1: to talk about. If we can find the right phrasing
Speaker 1: for this, I would say, and feel free to correct
Speaker 1: me if there's a better way of saying this. I
Speaker 1: think it would be like my mama told me that
Speaker 1: that the super Bowl was demonic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's like, yeah, I think that's his closest.
Speaker 2: I think it's just any type of like major concert.
Speaker 2: It feels like there's like an outpouring of demonic shit
Speaker 2: that happens all the time. Yeah, Like I'm sure people
Speaker 2: were throwing it up at All Star Weekend, which was
Speaker 2: in Utah, weirdly, and then a white guy was dunk contest.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a white guy went in the dunk contest
Speaker 1: and post Malone is like your your headliner. It's all.
Speaker 1: It all feels very uh uh intentionally white in a way.
Speaker 2: Now they take basketball from us, I have a gun
Speaker 2: and I'll go to the streets.
Speaker 1: You know what. I also have a gun and I'll join.
Speaker 2: You if they find a way to take I'm not.
Speaker 2: I can't live here like that.
Speaker 1: I'll join you. I yeah, I can't. You know what,
Speaker 1: what's gonna be crazy if they if they do somehow
Speaker 1: find a way to become champions of basketball, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Luca truly becomes what a bunch of white
Speaker 1: guys have dreamt Luca could be. Because Luca's a phenomenal player.
Speaker 2: For my team, I get it.
Speaker 1: They they want Luca to be Lebron's like, uh, the
Speaker 1: man who Lebron will eventually have to handle basketball to
Speaker 1: and say you are the greatest scorer, not me, You're
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have it, he doesn't have a personality.
Speaker 1: They want that for him.
Speaker 2: And if no, but he you see, that guy sucks it.
Speaker 1: It feels like a very like uh, if that happens,
Speaker 1: we're then gonna have to deal with all the ship
Speaker 1: with like, oh, maybe you're not that athletic, and maybe
Speaker 1: y'all ain't like real motherfuckers. Maybe maybe you're just clowns.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's gonna be bleed into every cult
Speaker 1: part of our culture.
Speaker 2: I see it coming down the pipe. I'm nervous manage
Speaker 2: what it's gonna be for basketball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they're they're gonna question everything. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: is growing up in a black neighborhood even that challenging?
Speaker 2: Yeah, start rapping more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when we wrap, they're gonna be like, he
Speaker 1: ain't even You.
Speaker 2: Know what I noticed about them. They just like fast rapping.
Speaker 2: If you could just wrap fast, they're just gonna all
Speaker 2: come out wrapping off fast, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they they love multi syllabic fast raps. That's there.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Was Eminem great? Yes? Did he
Speaker 2: also kind of rapped like a weirdo who like he
Speaker 2: was a weird He wasn't wrapping up killing his mom.
Speaker 1: That's not Yeah no, And if it wasn't his mom,
Speaker 1: it was it was his wife.
Speaker 2: The bars I need to give me through my youth.
Speaker 1: Yeah No, I mean Eminem's old like rap career is
Speaker 1: like Bob Hope set, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: just being like, yeah, get me out of here with
Speaker 1: these roads, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, I think he hates I think he
Speaker 2: hates women. Yeah, cartoon is violent. That girl ate my
Speaker 2: whole leg like an egg roll. And you're like, what,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That I will say that the initiation of this conversation
Speaker 1: came from Rihanna. Rihanna's performance at the Super Bowl and
Speaker 1: and a number of articles that Olivia sent us that
Speaker 1: basically suggests that she was connecting herself not only to
Speaker 1: devil worship and sort of demonic imagery, but also the
Speaker 1: Illuminati simultaneously. There were a lot of Illuminati suggestions. It's
Speaker 1: a real, uh fucking fruit salad of crazy demon shit
Speaker 1: that they're saying she's a part of.
Speaker 2: I mean, I do think the one thing is just
Speaker 2: the rock. I think, yeah, she threw up the rock,
Speaker 2: and I feel like for years people have been trying
Speaker 2: to say that the rock is I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: think that thrown up the rock is demonic. I think
Speaker 2: some of the other shit could be. I think it
Speaker 2: was just that was what they were doing, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it just happens to be a triangle
Speaker 1: above your forehead. It was a diamond.
Speaker 2: It's a diamond.
Speaker 1: There is supposed to be a diamond, although hers was
Speaker 1: very triangular for the first time in a weird way
Speaker 1: that that felt like confusing if nothing else, because.
Speaker 2: She did do a triangle. Fu.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rock because that's what I was on. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's throwing up the Rockefella ship. It's like a rock
Speaker 1: Nation I guess now, right, but but Rockefella ship and
Speaker 1: maybe rock Nation is is a triangle. Maybe he like
Speaker 1: he brought it in a little bit and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we were on that triangle ship now, but it used
Speaker 1: to be a fucking diamond. If I'm mistaken, it.
Speaker 2: Was a diamond. And she did. She did. She didn't
Speaker 2: throw up a triangle wearing already. Also, why was she
Speaker 2: wearing all red?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it felt like delta ship. Like I didn't understand
Speaker 1: if like Rihanna pledged and you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: She's like, this is my probate. I'm coming out as
Speaker 1: a DST.
Speaker 2: But like it was like because it was like why
Speaker 2: none of those I guess the chiefs have read? Was
Speaker 2: that like her silent? Her silent going for Mahome No,
Speaker 2: because I can't imagine she likes Patrick.
Speaker 1: I don't think she likes Patrick Mahomes. I think she
Speaker 1: likes Lebron. Yeah, but Lebron ain't Patrick Mahomes. Lebron loves
Speaker 1: black people. Patrick Mahomes is like, yeah, yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like Patrick Mahomes did that one commercial with Jake from
Speaker 1: State Farm and he was like, that'll do Niggers.
Speaker 2: That'll his dad's black as hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his dad's black as hell. But you ain't never
Speaker 1: seen them interact too much.
Speaker 2: I saw after the super Bowl. It was amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's like how you hugged the other team,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, you really want this guy to
Speaker 2: not be close to his father.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. I think his father's terribly close
Speaker 1: to him. I think he wants to be in his
Speaker 1: son's like, But I don't think that Patrick Mahomes is
Speaker 1: like turning to his father for advice, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: I think his father's not like it's not like Lebron's
Speaker 2: dead his father.
Speaker 1: No, I get it. His father very much in his life.
Speaker 1: His father played professional football. I think I think all
Speaker 1: of the reasons for Patrick Mahomes to be connected to
Speaker 1: his father are there. I think he just knows that nigga.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm okay, he is mad niggers.
Speaker 2: He was smoking at Philly Blood. Yeah, like what do
Speaker 2: you what are you doing? He's like, we're smoking out
Speaker 2: a Philly pack. How does he even.
Speaker 1: Know Yeah, no, he shouldn't even know that lingo because
Speaker 1: he's sixty. But but that didn't stop him.
Speaker 2: All right, well, all right, that's fair. Uh but back
Speaker 2: to the Rihanna, I do think that if Okay, here's
Speaker 2: what I'll say. Yeah, if there was a Pops if
Speaker 2: there was a pop star, a black pop star, who
Speaker 2: I think would worship the depth? I think it would
Speaker 2: be Rhianna WHOA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying, you're saying one you get one that
Speaker 1: you're like my first guest of who worships the devil
Speaker 1: in the black pop space and your first thought goes
Speaker 1: to Rihanna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's cool. I think the devil is sexy.
Speaker 2: She's very sexy. I think the devil is well dressed,
Speaker 2: she's very well I think like, if it wouldn't be
Speaker 2: be I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You don't think Beyonce would ever worship the devil.
Speaker 2: She's a social for the Lord for sure.
Speaker 1: Question you think Beyonce is like like tending virtual church
Speaker 1: on Sundays.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's from Houston.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, Rihanna's from the island that's where they made up voodoo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Barbados, she's from She's from a very uh I
Speaker 1: dare say, the most voodoo of the of the islands
Speaker 1: where I'm like where I'm like, I bet they'd be
Speaker 1: doing voodoo down there, because the stereotype would be like
Speaker 1: Haiti or fucking Jamaica or whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 1: It's more Haiti, I guess, would be the maybe the
Speaker 1: most like stereotypical. But I bet that those off those
Speaker 1: like little smaller islands, that's where they really cook.
Speaker 2: That's where they really get. That's what I'm saying. And
Speaker 2: she just like, you know what I mean, she smokes weed.
Speaker 1: Stay off the damn we.
Speaker 2: She smokes weed like Beyonce doesn't smoke weed. Beyonce I
Speaker 2: think has maybe a wine problem that we don't talk about.
Speaker 2: But she's not you. I'm saying. I just feel like
Speaker 2: Rihanna seems more in tune with the devil than any
Speaker 2: other pop starlet that's black that I can think of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I yeah, fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can see it now that you think about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want it. I don't want it to
Speaker 1: be true. I want, but hey, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: mind my Rihanna a little devil worship be I don't
Speaker 1: know better. Yeah, it's not bad. It in my mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. She she truly is just bad girl.
Speaker 1: Re read all the time. Uh. And this isn't just
Speaker 1: like a haircut and a character.
Speaker 2: No. No, I think she put its rocky on the devil.
Speaker 1: M You think that's how they hit it off. That
Speaker 1: that He was like, yo, you opened up, my my, I.
Speaker 2: Think they hit it off. And then they were laying
Speaker 2: there afterwards, she lit up a blood and she said
Speaker 2: something kind of like, you know, dark energy is the
Speaker 2: same as light energy or something. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and he was like what you say. She
Speaker 1: was like, oh, nothing, rocky and then rolled over and
Speaker 1: he was like huh yeah. And then in the morning pancakes,
Speaker 1: they're chilling. He was like, I want to talk a
Speaker 1: little bit more about that dark light thing. And she
Speaker 1: was like I'm glad you asked. And they killed the
Speaker 1: goat yeah, and she she like stood behind him like
Speaker 1: Patrick Swayze ghosts while they killed the goat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she made him kill the goat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really but it was like they did
Speaker 1: it together and there's this weird bonding in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And she was like whispering in his ear while
Speaker 2: he was cutting it on the falter and then yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's how she got pregnant.
Speaker 1: And she was like, I don't know, you could drink
Speaker 1: the blood if you like. He was like, it's like
Speaker 1: for real, it's like, yeah, no, it's not gonna hurt
Speaker 1: you or anything. He's like, all right, try it now,
Speaker 1: look at the beauty like, I'm from New York. I'll
Speaker 1: try then once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was already he was already open to it.
Speaker 2: He was already open to it. Yeah, and now look
Speaker 2: at him on the cover of British Vogue.
Speaker 1: I will say that the harrowing amount of accusations being
Speaker 1: thrown at him of being somehow gay for for uh.
Speaker 2: He put to it. Dare you talking about?
Speaker 1: For having sex with the most beautiful woman on the
Speaker 1: planet is somehow making him like a cup is the
Speaker 1: is the wildest funniest thing.
Speaker 2: It's haters, bro, It's all really like, I don't like
Speaker 2: to like, I like to chop shit up to haters.
Speaker 2: I'm not one of those people. Yeah, but that's like that,
Speaker 2: what else could that possibly be?
Speaker 1: It's it's not love and were.
Speaker 2: Back to back and you have the nerve to fix
Speaker 2: your mouth to say this guy is gay. That's the
Speaker 2: least gay ship. I've never heard of anybody doing it.
Speaker 2: Started her career. She can't work. She can't work while
Speaker 2: she's got babies in him.
Speaker 1: She can, right, she can't do it forever the way
Speaker 1: that she normally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also she's a billionaire. She's probably not coming back.
Speaker 1: I had I had a pretty uh lengthy debate with
Speaker 1: with my wife and a friend yesterday because they were
Speaker 1: saying they didn't want them to get married. They were like, yo,
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want them to get married.
Speaker 1: She's a billionaire. It just feels like he's coming in
Speaker 1: and it's like, y'all don't get to do that.
Speaker 2: No, you don't get to do that. You didn't want
Speaker 2: to be happy? Were they married? When was your wife?
Speaker 2: Was the other lady married?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was my wife and the other lady
Speaker 1: was not married.
Speaker 2: No, it's just happy.
Speaker 1: She is happy. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna she
Speaker 1: I think she's a very happy person's whiler. But but
Speaker 1: I think the suggestion felt terribly like some shit that
Speaker 1: like we men used to say in two thousand and four,
Speaker 1: where we were like still accusing women constantly of being
Speaker 1: gold diggers. And just marrying for money. And it's like, no, y'all,
Speaker 1: don't get to like go through the same eras we
Speaker 1: went through and pretend like it's progress. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Every black woman I know is having sex
Speaker 1: with the white man and accusing people of like trying
Speaker 1: to take her money. And it's like, hey, bitch, we evolved, y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all gotta get past the ship too. You gotta grow
Speaker 1: up and know that all this stuff is they they
Speaker 1: should be married if that's what they want.
Speaker 2: Wasn't light coming in? No, he didn't show us like
Speaker 2: he's a billionaire, but he's still a.
Speaker 1: Millionaire, multi multi millionaire.
Speaker 2: And I would say at some point the difference is negligible, Right,
Speaker 2: it like becomes it's not a difference in lifestyle as
Speaker 2: much as it's just like numbers on a computer screen. Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And more than anything, he didn't show up with
Speaker 1: a fucking bendo on a stick. Right, he's a he's
Speaker 1: a a mega platinum performing artist.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: We're nearly as thirsty for new asap rocky music as
Speaker 1: we are for not for Rihanno music. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: we all like his music quite a bit. I'd say
Speaker 1: it's it's well received.
Speaker 2: He's a model. He was he was doing well. He
Speaker 2: was doing well.
Speaker 1: He hangs out with Tyler the Creator and Frank Ocean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was doing it was cool for him. It
Speaker 2: was like he's not. I think they should get me.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's I do think if they
Speaker 2: get married, though, I don't think she comes back. I
Speaker 2: don't think we get a lot of Rihanna ever. Again,
Speaker 2: whoa Why would.
Speaker 1: You think you think she's you think she's gonna Do
Speaker 1: you think she's gonna do something before she goes there?
Speaker 1: Then is she gonna?
Speaker 2: I think she's gonna Lauren Hill, I think she's out.
Speaker 1: She's just gonna make an acoustic album and then like
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 2: I think she likes having kids. She married her version
Speaker 2: of a Marley, and I think that's how she's gonna live.
Speaker 2: Why would you you're a billionaire, she's not old, right,
Speaker 2: she's younger than us. Why wouldn't Why would you just
Speaker 2: go off with your billions and run savage fancy? Why
Speaker 2: why would you? Being an entertainer? Is Dante? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: seems like it sucks like she got a bill Who cares?
Speaker 1: I have to imagine there's a part of her that's
Speaker 1: sort of going through that, uh, that Eddie Murphy ship
Speaker 1: where I he I. For those that are unfamiliar Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy at the age of I want to say, like
Speaker 1: twenty seven basically said like, yo, I every time I
Speaker 1: perform now that it's it's not fun because I'm doing
Speaker 1: too well that like people scream so fervently throughout my
Speaker 1: entire thing and and laugh at every joke so hard
Speaker 1: that that it truly lacks anything like it. I don't
Speaker 1: feel shit anymore because it doesn't even feel honest. And
Speaker 1: then he just walked away from comedy maybe forever. You
Speaker 1: can't really go back.
Speaker 2: Would I get that? Man? You see Serry Seinfeld do comedy,
Speaker 2: it's trash.
Speaker 1: Bro, No more painful things I've ever witnessed.
Speaker 2: I fell asleep watching this dude Judd Appata one time,
Speaker 2: like that shit sucks, but like people like I get it. Man,
Speaker 2: I I give me on two more TV shows you
Speaker 2: never see me again.
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I don't know what I would do after
Speaker 1: one special. I think if I get like a dope
Speaker 1: hour that everybody is like that's a heater, I might
Speaker 1: just call it quits.
Speaker 2: Bro, you think I want to keep going to Great Falls,
Speaker 2: Montana forever forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's too much.
Speaker 2: No, man, I'm gonna write a book or some whatever
Speaker 2: you do after this.
Speaker 1: I okay, So let's return to this devil worshiping conversation
Speaker 1: because I do think a few things need to be addressed.
Speaker 1: But one of the things you brought up was the
Speaker 1: fact that she's dressed in all red. And I should
Speaker 1: note that I think, and I'm not one hundred percent sure,
Speaker 1: but certainly Twitter seems to be of the belief that
Speaker 1: the allred was at actually an homage to Andre Leon Tally,
Speaker 1: that she was wearing a very iconic jacket. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: big guy, Yeah, the now dead big black designer who
Speaker 1: a big, old puffy red coat in a very iconic
Speaker 1: picture of him, and she then was wearing that coat
Speaker 1: for the performance.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I always thought he could fight.
Speaker 1: That guy, all right.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, just because he was huge, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and just in interviews he always seemed like there was
Speaker 2: a low He always just seemed like there was a
Speaker 2: like he was just holding it back, but there was
Speaker 2: a high capacity for violence. But okay, so it's when
Speaker 2: did he die? Though he died I was amazing.
Speaker 1: It was like a year and a half ago maybe
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: That feels like a long time to do that.
Speaker 1: Here's what I will say though, in relation to Andre
Speaker 1: Leon Tally, Drey Leon Tally did spend the bulk of
Speaker 1: his life worshiping white women specifically and a winter or
Speaker 1: who some could argue is in fact the devil, and
Speaker 1: what is devil worshiping could be some sort of like
Speaker 1: deep third sort of like off the beaten path reference
Speaker 1: to Rihanna's worship of the devil, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, to me, I don't believe that
Speaker 2: Rihanna worships white women.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I do think she acknowledges that they are
Speaker 1: the devil like or devils, rather that that they are
Speaker 1: part of the grander devil universe.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I don't think she absolves them from their their existence
Speaker 1: in this ship.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that we need to go right now
Speaker 2: to do we think the devil is black or white? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm this is part of our debate even the other night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sort of were taking a very hard stance that
Speaker 1: DeAngelo is the devil, and I've only seen the devil
Speaker 1: as a white man I've never once in my mind,
Speaker 1: even even entails from the crypt when when they end
Speaker 1: up making the Devil a black man, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: y'all just being silly. That's like Hamilton, okay, cool, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this is devil Hamilton.
Speaker 2: I mean, now this is gonna I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: this too. I'm gonna say I'm with Rihanna Wortz, like
Speaker 2: I don't even know if the devil's all bad.
Speaker 1: Mmm. You know you don't see the devil as a
Speaker 1: white man?
Speaker 2: No, I don't. No, No, I don't see the devil
Speaker 2: as a white man. Yeah, which, saying it out loud
Speaker 2: sounds coonish for some reason. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't have said that. I wouldn't have said that.
Speaker 1: Certainly does just made me feel so bad. You might
Speaker 1: as well have picked up a music box and started,
Speaker 1: uh uh doing a jig, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like I said that. Yeah. The only person who doesn't
Speaker 2: think I feel like the Devil is a white person.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna get a this is no this is
Speaker 1: I'm not over there with you, bro. This is for me.
Speaker 1: The devil is a big, old, sturdy chested white man,
Speaker 1: like a like a type I'm thinking more like the
Speaker 1: deep voice dude from Seinfeld, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's all the cartoons. Yeah, he's the devil to me.
Speaker 1: That's that's where that's that seems about.
Speaker 2: Right. Damn, this is fucked up. I gotta do some
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I gotta do some reading or something.
Speaker 1: There's some soul searching inside. Yeah, you gotta explore.
Speaker 2: I guess I gotta go back to Bellhooks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're demonizing your own people. This is this is bad.
Speaker 2: I know. I told you that I don't think the
Speaker 2: devil is bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you don't think he's bad.
Speaker 2: But but that's that's that needs to be understood and unpacking.
Speaker 1: Sure, I I think that we are all complicated individuals
Speaker 1: filled with nuance. I don't think that you.
Speaker 2: See you're not saying that you in your voice.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're just a cool you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Maybe the don't don't do that, don't do that to me,
Speaker 2: Terry Crews nonsense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe the words coon each letter stands for
Speaker 1: something more elevated.
Speaker 2: What do you say, like cool outside?
Speaker 1: But it's a hard R on that name. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a hard r. He knows he knows this place.
Speaker 2: In the house. Huck, damn, this that hurts.
Speaker 1: I will say that to your to your larger point,
Speaker 1: and we actually expe or this a little bit on
Speaker 1: pause with Sam Jay. Al Right, p uh. I will
Speaker 1: say that that one of the we actually sat down
Speaker 1: with a self identified devil worshiper and one of the
Speaker 1: things that he talked about was that the suggestions of
Speaker 1: the Church of Satan and and sort of like being
Speaker 1: a devil worshiper being negative is really just some Christian
Speaker 1: propaganda more than it is like what they believe in.
Speaker 2: It's about being self sufficient, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's really truly about like finding happiness. Uh,
Speaker 1: and sort of like creating happiness and that happiness perforating
Speaker 1: to everyone around you.
Speaker 2: So ultimately me thinking that the devil is black is
Speaker 2: sort of like I'm the most free person ever. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, that's the starting to sound a
Speaker 1: little Kanye. If I'm being honest, don't do that.
Speaker 2: I do not think slavery was a joy Anti Hitler,
Speaker 2: just the devil.
Speaker 1: It was black ass, Yeah, big lips, devil lips. So
Speaker 1: to me, if the devil was even like pretending to
Speaker 1: be black, it like looks like when Adrian Brody did
Speaker 1: that Jamaican accent on Essenet or not. Yeah, Adrian Brody
Speaker 1: did that. Yeah he Oh you've never seen this.
Speaker 2: I never seen this at all. Oh.
Speaker 1: It's the reason he got banned from Saturday Night Live
Speaker 1: is because he came back from I believe he was
Speaker 1: throwing to a musical guest and he decided to put
Speaker 1: on a a Bob marleywig and a wife beater and
Speaker 1: he throws to the musical guests in patoa. No, he
Speaker 1: does a full Patois accent and and throws to the
Speaker 1: musical guests. And then Lauren was like, you'll never come
Speaker 1: back here ever again.
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 2: Was it a Jamaican musical guest?
Speaker 1: I don't believe it might have been Sean Paul. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I was right, it was Sean Paul. But here's what's
Speaker 1: so phenomenal about it. When they normally do the throws,
Speaker 1: they just say ladies and gentlemen, Sean Paul. But instead
Speaker 1: Adrian Brodie goes.
Speaker 3: Waguan and like goes for like, what step now it's
Speaker 3: Pop's let time.
Speaker 1: He like truly does a full fucking run and then
Speaker 1: goes Shuta Paul and then Sean Paul just has to
Speaker 1: perform like his culture wasn't destroyed by the in this yo.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I missed that. I usually love
Speaker 2: watching white people out themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's truly one of the more choices.
Speaker 2: Quentin Tarantino on Park Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't have a great memory of Quentin Tearror.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it was he was promoting. He was promoting,
Speaker 1: you know, it was like it was like him, and
Speaker 1: it was like him and Jamie Fox was up there
Speaker 1: and I think Samuel L.
Speaker 2: Jackson and he just like bro.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, but he was like doing
Speaker 1: that thing that uh that the football dude is doing
Speaker 1: right now? Was Matt Kelsey? What what he's where? He's
Speaker 1: like code switching at all times.
Speaker 2: But they are Matt. I think they grew up around
Speaker 2: black people because his brothers like that all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but his brothers that like.
Speaker 2: I think Travis Kelsey is dating a black woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you didn't see him. Did you see him
Speaker 1: on foulon this past week?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, he cleaned that up real Yeah, I know, the
Speaker 1: Philly one. He's more like a big old down home
Speaker 1: white Boy. But Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 2: Where are they from? Though they're from like Ohio.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, But Travis Kelcey sat in the sat across
Speaker 1: from Jimmy Fallon and Buddy. He sounded like Clay Ak
Speaker 1: in the entire time. He ditched the whole. He ain't
Speaker 1: call him fam or nothing. He ain't do no cool dapts.
Speaker 1: It was just a dude with a fade, talking like
Speaker 1: a governor. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Listen, I mean code switching is complicated.
Speaker 1: You're a fan, You're like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: But there's a lot going on here right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I want to he's lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Quentin Tarantino on one of six and parks looking up. Oh,
Speaker 2: he was talking about rick Raw. They were like, oh,
Speaker 2: the soundtrack is really good, right, and then and then
Speaker 2: Quentin Tarantino's like, yeah, you know, we got my man
Speaker 2: Ricky Rose on the track.
Speaker 1: Oh No, And then like even.
Speaker 2: Jamie Fox is kind of looking at him. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: what's just do it? And he just like he just
Speaker 2: got he got carried away. He got carried away.
Speaker 1: Ary way through.
Speaker 2: And listen, I'm not gonna lie like I haven't been
Speaker 2: drunk and then started speaking a couple of Spanish words
Speaker 2: and got Cary, We've all done that. We've all done that.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You had too many margaritas
Speaker 2: and now you're up in there.
Speaker 1: Like you know what.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's why I can't be too
Speaker 2: bad at it. It's like we've all been there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I I it's hard to vouch for uh, for Quentin
Speaker 1: Tarantino in any of this because Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 2: But you've never been in like a Mexican. You've never
Speaker 2: been in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm fully identifying with you, And no, I
Speaker 1: haven't done it in Mexico.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not a piece of shit. I've done it. I've
Speaker 1: done it to people who have at least consented to
Speaker 1: be amongst shitty Americans. I didn't go to somebody else's
Speaker 1: territory and then do the fucking accent like a piece
Speaker 1: of garbage.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a piece of garbage. It was like
Speaker 2: you're you're on the resort. It's all My man was
Speaker 2: getting married, like we're drinking. There's another wedding there, and
Speaker 2: then you just start saying because I was pretty good
Speaker 2: at Spanish at high school. I wasn't doing I wasn't like,
Speaker 2: I wasn't like I ain't like. It wasn't terrible, but
Speaker 2: it was like you get excited, you get excited. I
Speaker 2: was using the O instead.
Speaker 1: I was using the I got you. You're you're trying
Speaker 1: to go crazy with the with the ships.
Speaker 2: I was like, twenty one, this wasn't like.
Speaker 1: Recently, I do think that, uh, that I have found
Speaker 1: myself certainly feeling like a looseness around a culture that
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have felt, yeah, and being a little
Speaker 1: too liberal with the ship that sure. I I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: I feel like if you've ever been to any of
Speaker 1: like the Caribbean islands, they are constantly putting on more
Speaker 1: of an accent than than they actually have on the resort. Specifically,
Speaker 1: they are very like everything is yah man, yah man, yam,
Speaker 1: and it's like, bro, there's no fucking way you talk
Speaker 1: like this in in the real world. And I know
Speaker 1: that because I'm an intelligent, experienced person who has been
Speaker 1: around Jamaican motherfuckers and people from Saint Lucian Ship that said,
Speaker 1: if they do it, hey, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: No man, It's like because when you're underwe like even
Speaker 2: like when I went to cier Leone, there's like no
Speaker 2: other I'm the only one who even kind of talks
Speaker 2: like me. It just gets in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You just start, you start taking around with birds and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But then I didn't come home speaking patois. I
Speaker 2: came home and I went to high school, and I
Speaker 2: was normal. Think maybe that's what happened to Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1: I got you that that he knows, he knows a
Speaker 1: different way. But but he's he's been on these resorts
Speaker 1: with niggas for too long.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Bro, He's been it's all inclusive,
Speaker 2: getting a little too comfortable for a little too long.
Speaker 1: And they just keep playing Project pat around here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's just like he's just in it, you know,
Speaker 1: He's like, Yeah, I don't know. That's how I talk, Fam'.
Speaker 2: Jesus dope, It's all I know.
Speaker 1: I do think to your grander point about the possibility
Speaker 1: that Rihanna is a devil worshiper, that I think these
Speaker 1: negative associations of the devil really are more part of
Speaker 1: the propaganda than we like to acknowledge it, especially for
Speaker 1: black people. I think our deep rooted relationship with Christianity,
Speaker 1: certainly black people in America, makes it feel like the
Speaker 1: devil has to be like this evil, looming, awful thing.
Speaker 1: And maybe the devil is, like all of us, a
Speaker 1: little more complicated than we'd like to acknowledge.
Speaker 2: I think so for sure, I think he definitely code
Speaker 2: switches because I also think that, like, what has Jesus
Speaker 2: done for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Grandma, well I get that.
Speaker 2: I get that with my family because they're my family
Speaker 2: and Africa is very Christian. I'm like, bro, this man
Speaker 2: has not been showing up for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not nailing it for a big part of
Speaker 1: the I would say, just the fucking global South, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like truly, like the the fucking
Speaker 1: everything south of the Equator is getting fucked because of
Speaker 1: Jesus largely, and and then not questioning everything else that
Speaker 1: happens in relation to Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, so it's like it's less than it's
Speaker 2: I think that Jesus is a white man, if that's
Speaker 2: if by the way to go back, Oh, I think
Speaker 2: Jesus is white.
Speaker 1: So for you, Jesus has a a white almost evil
Speaker 1: upon him that.
Speaker 2: I think that Jesus that they all worship will look
Speaker 2: just like those pictures they paint him. Yeah. I think
Speaker 2: the one was a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I think that
Speaker 1: that the the story they needed to exist could only
Speaker 1: exist with a white man. I don't think that that
Speaker 1: it holds value for the level of control and manipulation
Speaker 1: if that's just a dark skinned Arab guy exactly.
Speaker 2: I think all the things, all the terrible things they
Speaker 2: did in his name, that was of a white man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's and that's the motivator you need, is a
Speaker 1: lanky little white man. Yeah, that's to fight for.
Speaker 2: That's who did it. That's who did all that shit.
Speaker 2: It wasn't It wasn't like an enlightened Arab man. It
Speaker 2: was a lanky little white guy. I'm not fighting that. See,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. So I'm all about the devil
Speaker 2: code switching and Jesus was white.
Speaker 1: Dark skinned devil light skinned Jesus Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And if you, if you
Speaker 2: did your googles, you would know that I'm actually the
Speaker 2: freest person. You know?
Speaker 1: Is you and Kyrie Baby?
Speaker 2: You both?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, different documentaries.
Speaker 1: I agree with some of what I'm hearing here, I
Speaker 1: will say that I think and just to circle it
Speaker 1: back to the sort of like root of this conversation,
Speaker 1: I do think that even the depictions that we've seen
Speaker 1: in music and in culture, for like musicians and performers
Speaker 1: relating to like devil imagery and like connections to it,
Speaker 1: Jehovah is secretly him calling himself Jehovah because he's God,
Speaker 1: which is demonic. All that bullshit is to me part
Speaker 1: of them just having fun with the fun of the devil.
Speaker 1: They're just that's silly billies with stuff.
Speaker 2: That was my question de monic, because I do wonder
Speaker 2: if there is a level of them doing this stuff
Speaker 2: on purpose, because they know it'sallation, Like you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like, and I don't know enough about rock
Speaker 2: and roll. I always hear about rock and roll people
Speaker 2: being like rock metal, they love the Devil. Is it like,
Speaker 2: at what point is it like, is it is it
Speaker 2: done on purpose?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so. I think it's it's it's to me.
Speaker 2: It's like it's it's like a it's like a gimmick.
Speaker 2: Is as much aster or whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say that, like, look, all right, if we
Speaker 1: break it all down, right, how I think anytime you're
Speaker 1: performing your religious faith, you're you don't you're not really
Speaker 1: in the in the middle of the faith, right that, Like,
Speaker 1: my relationship with whatever I believe in is often a
Speaker 1: very private, sort of like intimate thing. At the point
Speaker 1: that you're like putting on a costume, it's just being like,
Speaker 1: ain't this kind of fun and silly? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? And that would be true of God it
Speaker 1: fro or yeah, exactly, that's true of God, or that's
Speaker 1: true of the devil. And so I think they're just
Speaker 1: being like, let's just do some wild shit and be silly.
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's putting on angel wings and sometimes it's
Speaker 1: putting at little tail in you.
Speaker 2: But okay, I'll take that, like it's all done in
Speaker 2: the spirit of entertainment more than it's done in the
Speaker 2: spirit of actual spirituality or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I'll take that.
Speaker 2: I think that that. I think that that aligns with
Speaker 2: what I know of entertainers. Weah, I think entertainers in
Speaker 2: general are very quick to put on different lifestyles and ideologies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I think that, like I think the devil, what's
Speaker 2: the difference between Rihanna having a set where she's fucking
Speaker 2: with the Devil or Ashton kutsher being to Kabbala for
Speaker 2: six weeks.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, they're just they're just performing a little fuck
Speaker 1: around and being like, hey, I'm I am. I make
Speaker 1: enough money at this point that I could explore something
Speaker 1: outside of all the things that that I was buried
Speaker 1: under when I was in less control, be it less wealthy,
Speaker 1: or you know, whatever the fucking circumstances. So yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go. I'm gonna go get fucking painted on on
Speaker 1: my arm and call that religion for a while and
Speaker 1: then walk away from it.
Speaker 2: And it's like there's so many things that like I
Speaker 2: see entertainers embrace so many things when it's like you
Speaker 2: couldn't have done that if you were poor, Right, being
Speaker 2: a Buddhist as a poor person, which arguably is kind
Speaker 2: of how you should do it, is a lot more
Speaker 2: difficult of a thing than to be a Buddhist. Volume
Speaker 2: needs a man, you understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'd say that's true of nearly every religion, right, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it it's like so much harder to be any of
Speaker 1: this ship if if you are hungry or fearful of
Speaker 1: where your next paycheck is gonna come from?
Speaker 2: All exactly. Of course, Russell Wilson believes in God. I
Speaker 2: would too if I if my life was that, if
Speaker 2: it was a world class elite athlete, always had been,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, of course you would
Speaker 2: he pay you. You're blessed.
Speaker 1: He's he's playing terrible football in Subway. Is still making
Speaker 1: commercials with him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he doesn't. It's hard to feel like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would. I would think that there. I would think
Speaker 2: that there was a God more than I would think
Speaker 2: that a genetic lottery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there's something. And that's what's also crazy with
Speaker 1: these guys is like, yeah, you hit a genetic lottery,
Speaker 1: but if you if you've been an elite athlete, you've
Speaker 1: seen people who hit the same genetic lottery you did
Speaker 1: that didn't make it as far. And so you trick
Speaker 1: yourself into being like, well, this is God's bless sing
Speaker 1: upon me, and not just factor in that like oh,
Speaker 1: y'all just worked insanely differently, or they like to drink
Speaker 1: more than you do, like or you had.
Speaker 2: All or you probably had a solid family base. They didn't.
Speaker 2: It's like they you know what I mean it's like
Speaker 2: you grew up. You grew up not in chaos. So
Speaker 2: it's a lot easier to like convert that because what
Speaker 2: is it to be an athlete or it'd be great
Speaker 2: at anything. It's repetition, right and not being like knocked
Speaker 2: off that day and day out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well we solved it. I think we
Speaker 1: solved it. It seems like, uh, maybe Rihanna was telling
Speaker 1: us that she loves the devil up there. Uh but
Speaker 1: who cares. She looked like she was having a great time,
Speaker 1: and we're excited that Asap got her, got her all
Speaker 1: uh all chubby again. He's an MVP. Yeah, good for you,
Speaker 1: a zap yo.
Speaker 2: I I can't believe they tried to slander your name. You.
Speaker 1: I'll worship whatever Asap worship.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, because it's.
Speaker 1: Working out, that's paying off. And his skin is incredible,
Speaker 1: incredible skin, incredible life. Come on, man, Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: believe in God. Yeah, you don't even get his braid's
Speaker 1: done that often and he's just killing. Never loose, never loose,
Speaker 1: and never lose. Can you tell the people where they
Speaker 1: can find you? And what cool shit you have going on?
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Speaker 1: Go like, go watch the videos. We still have a
Speaker 1: lot of videos all coming up.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the YouTube page, yeah, how many subscribers we are?
Speaker 1: No, there's no reason to dig into that. That's not
Speaker 1: that's not here and are there.
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: And I haven't checked in a couple of days. Look,
Speaker 1: I think it's sober one thousand. Let's just address this now.
Speaker 1: At a thousand, I somehow was was forced into doing
Speaker 1: a nun chuck tutory, which I'm not prepared for frankly, Uh,
Speaker 1: but I will do it.
Speaker 2: I am just have to start now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start now. But you will get your nunchuck tutorial.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to back out on the word that
Speaker 1: I never gave. That said that Harmonica is coming up
Speaker 1: with Harmonica Harmonica Tutorials two.
Speaker 2: Thousand a lot more than one thousand.
Speaker 1: It is a lot more, but it didn't take us
Speaker 1: very long to get to a thousand. So I'm feeling
Speaker 1: good about uh embarrassing myself and you embarrassing yourself shortly after.
Speaker 2: Yes, be bad.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, go to moment dot co and download the live
Speaker 2: stream of the live my mama told me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the live show was fucking great.
Speaker 2: It was. It was incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd love for you to see it. We go
Speaker 1: to moment dot co uh slash, my mama told me,
Speaker 1: and there you will see the uh, the chance to
Speaker 1: buy the live stream.
Speaker 2: All the shit you want to have happen. It happened.
Speaker 1: It happened. There were people accusing each other of being
Speaker 1: Michigan Jay frogg as a as a result of their
Speaker 1: singing and dancing.
Speaker 2: It's great, some some people said other people couldn't read
Speaker 2: that rampant colorism.
Speaker 1: It is amazing and yeah, go go see it for yourself.
Speaker 1: At at moment dot co slash my mama told me,
Speaker 1: and that's that's all the stuff. Okay, bye, bitch.
Speaker 2: As racist turkey stuff I can't tell me