WEBVTT - Episode 74: Swimming in Estrogen 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:05.560 This is Dan Patrick takes a gam Gambling was something 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:07.240 that I did a clever way. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:11.600 To circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy, 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:15.360 and I became consumed by it and now joined by 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:19.800 bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.480 Hey Larry, Hello, Dan, howy you doing, buddy? 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:25.280 Are you on the Jersey Turnpike? 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.920 No, no, I'm hey, I'm on a parkway. But I 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:32.120 just pulled into the Judy bloom Reth stop. I don't 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.519 even know who she is, but around pretty close to 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:36.720 Eggs ninety. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.559 Okay, all right, but I just want to make sure 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:42.120 you're not driving while you're doing this podcast. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:46.159 I was gone, but I couldn't hear, so there's too 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:47.760 much noise on the road, so I pulled off. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.479 Okay, yeah, that's the only reason to not be driving. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:54.880 For it, salt life. Look at him. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:58.720 You look like you're the biggest like Jersey Shore goober 0:00:58.760 --> 0:00:59.280 of all time. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.120 I would give you two dollars if I saw you 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:01.640 on the street. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.720 Just drove a friend of mine in Newark Airport, got 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.319 rid of him. Thank god. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:13.199 Well, let's let's recap. Obviously, mad Larry paid a visit 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.080 up here and nobody's going to be the. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:16.679 Same after that. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.160 No trauma chized Shay and Irving is still not drinking. Yeah, 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:24.040 sober okay until the end of the month. 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.480 End of the month. I think we have couple's therapy 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.240 on next Wednesday. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.600 And depending on how that goes, that. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.640 Goes we'll see when who gets to crack one open. Yeah, 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.440 when's the last time you did couple's therapy? Oh we 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:40.920 do that shit every other month, Danny. 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:43.080 It's uh, oh you do Oh yeah, emergency session. Woo, 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:47.160 this is we're falling apart here we go. But do 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:49.240 you love your wife? Of course? Yeah? I got three 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.280 kids with her. Does she love you? Yeah? Yeah sometimes. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.800 I mean there's other times where she's like I hate 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.560 you and YadA YadA. But who you know, married for 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:01.320 ten years Danny, that's about bar for the course. Yeah, 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:05.120 that's dog ears. Yeah, bro, that poor thing dude we got. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:08.359 I have three daughters. In my defense, I have three daughters, 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:12.440 eight six and two and a half. So I'm swimming 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:19.000 in an ocean of estrogen. I'm surrounded, i am bullied, 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:23.120 I am taken advantage of I am nothing but a 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:28.000 paycheck and a vehicle to them. Okay, it's dangerous, Danny. Okay, 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.920 you don't have three daughters. Yeah, I do, plus a son. Yeah, 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:35.640 that's different. It bounces out the testosterone, the estrogen testosteroney. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:39.600 It bounces My son is more challenge was more challenging 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.440 than my daughters. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.560 Really, Yeah, for you or for the mama? 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.040 Uh well mom, mom had a hard time with him, 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.000 Like fifteen to eighteen. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.160 Everybody has a hard time. I'm gonna go on a 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.880 sabbatical from fourteen smart. 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.040 This is this is my very smart. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:03:00.000 They're all women, So fourteen to like thirty, I'm gonna 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.760 live in Keto, Ecuador alone and just you know, FaceTime 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:04.480 them every now and then. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.360 You might want to just go to the Galopagos at 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.520 that point, get it a little further removed from the mainland. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.680 I'm safe in Keto anything. Oh yeah, that's and when 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:13.640 I get arrest, Well. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.320 Why do you go to Pumpkin Reghanta's like Larry does. 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:20.000 Larry's happily married, Larry's a family man. Yeah, Larry's been 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.840 married for thirty years, haven't you forty? 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:24.760 Damn forty? 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:31.000 How about that? Yep, what's the secret? Larry? Yeah? 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.280 Do what Chaquelle's you to do that. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.000 It's spoken like a true bitch, Larry. 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:42.400 But Larry's like unemployed doing the dishes, going grocery shopping. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.200 Sure, honey, Oh no, I don't. I don't do any 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:45.360 of that. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.760 Yeah, sure, Larry, all right, Yeah, you're making the beds 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:49.440 in the morning, You're fucking fucking. 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.400 I don't contribute. I don't contribute any dirty dishes. I 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.400 eat it raise every day. There aren't many dishes. Yeah, 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.360 of course, I help, Shay. I do know which ones 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:01.560 the washer and which one is the. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:05.680 Dry all right, so I don't. I don't, I don't. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.400 Sorry whatever, both of the like holes are on the 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:09.640 top are on the same side. 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:11.400 It could be confusing with the washer dryer. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:18.360 Twenty five percent of the of the household chores. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.039 Like what what chores do you do? 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.520 Larry? 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:25.359 I give a list. 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:29.200 I fall the load while I'm not allowed to. I'm 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.280 not allowed to do to the laundry because I mess 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.400 it up. But I do fold the load of laundry 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:34.000 once in a while. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:38.520 I'm pretty sure. I unload the dishwasher ninety of the time. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:40.480 That's about it. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.560 I cut the lawn, that's about it. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.560 That's not a big lawn to cut, Larry. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.240 You know what's not It takes me forty minutes. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.039 That's well, how many buds? 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:56.080 That's only because you stopped a couple of Yeah that 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.960 that should take you about twenty minutes to mow that yard. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.479 Know more than that, But no, and Dan, I won't 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.360 drink till three thirty. We got a card game, yea 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:07.960 different card game tonight. I won't drink till like four 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.040 o'clock this afternoon. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.600 All right, well congratulating, Okay, you. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.720 Know I'm dressed for cutting the lawn. I might go 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:15.640 home and cut the lawn to that. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.560 You do look like a homeless landscaper. Okay, all right. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:22.040 Recapping from last week, Dylan is the big winner before 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.479 we go. He won forty five units last week, so 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.080 your plus thirty four and a half. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:29.880 Just like a plan, Dan, son of a bitch. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.440 Shaye lost four units last week, so your plus twenty 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:38.640 six units bad. Larry lost four point three seven units 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:42.560 last week, so you're a little over seven units on 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:43.640 the plus side. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.640 What did I lose on, Dan? 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.039 Let me ask picture de Ray what you lost done? 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:50.840 Let me see you go ahead. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.359 You lost a bunch of baseball bets last week, Larry, 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:56.320 So that's why it's in decimal points because Shay gave 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:57.320 me a hard time last week. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.200 I lost three baseball bets. 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:01.279 I am. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:05.839 You lost Mets Braves, you lost Game one doubleheader Yankees Socks. 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:10.720 You lost the EXACTA at Belmont. You lost Gabe vincent 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.160 over eighteen and a half points, rebounds, assists. You lost 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:18.000 on Denver, winning the series in six games. You lost 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:22.800 Jimmy Butler last week with points, rebounds, and assists as well. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:25.599 Okay, now my wins. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.839 I want to hear wins the Nuggets to win the finals. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:31.359 You got that one with the odds in it. Joker, Yes, 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.200 at four a quarter. You had a joker winning the MVP, 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.359 even though two weeks earlier you called him Luka doncik. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:43.760 You had the Nuggets money line and you won Dodgers 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:45.560 versus the Braves baseball game. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.920 Okaya, thank you. 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.520 But we had a leader, a new leader in the 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:55.320 clubhouse right, and it's Dylan back where I belong. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.880 Dan. Congratulations, Nick fucking Taylor. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:01.200 That was the ultimate flyer pick of this century. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.320 Well let me hold on. I'm going to recap your bets. 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:08.119 Okay, okay, hold on, So we just recapped bad Larry's Shay, 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:12.560 let me see when did you win Denver? You won 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:17.119 Game three? You lost another bet in that, you lost 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.080 some baseball we didn't do well in you didn't do 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:20.600 well at all. 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:21.480 Yeah. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:25.760 The exact you lost that one is, let's see what 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:30.640 do I have with Dylan Nuggets to win plus nine 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:34.239 hundred his futures bet? You still have the Pirates winning 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:40.000 the World Series plus thirty thousand. Yeah, you got a 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:43.000 couple of basketball wins in there. You had Aaron Gordon 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:48.280 first basket, it did not and then you you really 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:52.240 banked heavily on the Nuggets baseball you lost that. You 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:56.440 got Golden Knights Panthers under six goals, you won that 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:00.480 one Nick Taylor top ten finish and that was plus 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.440 thirty five hundred, unbelievable. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:05.360 And then like this is how I how fucked up 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.160 we all are? Is like immediately after winning that, I 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.400 was like I didn't even care. I was like, God, 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.440 damn it, why didn't I take him to win? But 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.320 you can't Yeah, I can't even enjoy it. 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:16.880 I know when I put four units on it. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:22.720 Yeah, let's see us open, Shay all, Now I think 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.040 Dylan should go first. Here we go yeah. I mean, 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.760 Dylan is the leader in the clubhouse here. Let's start 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:28.720 with the US Open. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.000 All right, Dan, this kind might be kind of a 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.000 sucker bet, but I'm gonna take Max Helma to win 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:37.120 plus thirty five hundred. Obviously very familiar with the course, 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.080 and just he's kind of ripe. He's due, all right 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.439 for a major win. Great Twitter follow, great Twitter follow, 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:47.360 excellent on Twitter. Okay, Adam hadwin top ten plus fourteen 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.560 hundred after he got decked by the security guard. I 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:54.520 feel like it's gonna be all redemption. Crazy Dustin Johnson 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.560 to have the lowest total score among all the live 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:57.680 players plus six. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:01.800 Hundred because Brooks Koepka I think plus two hundred yea 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:03.240 the lowest score for lib players. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:04.520 Okay, anything else. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:08.120 And Keith Mitchell top ten after round one plus eight hundred. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.720 I don't know. I keep betting on Keith Mitchell to 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:10.240 do something. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:11.800 I don't know why. I do love his swing, but 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:12.600 that's I. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.320 Can swing, and I do like the visor. I am 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:14.760 a visor. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:15.880 I'm not a visor guy. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:17.960 He wears like the funny golf one though, though, like 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:20.640 the one that's got the really big front, Like it's 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.320 not like a football coach. 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:23.480 Is it meant to be funny? 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.040 I feel like there has to be some level of irony, 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.920 devisor formula one. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.880 I imagine you have to throw something on it. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:32.920 I will actually be there this weekend. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.480 You're going to Canada. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.640 I'm going to Canada for letting you in. Well, I 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.960 have to get to the border first. But yeah, for 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.559 the the girlfriend's birthday, we're going to the Grand Prix 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.560 in Montreal. Okay, so I gotta throw in a question 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:47.000 or what? 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:54.000 No, Oh, let's see what Lewis Hamilton to win plus 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:54.680 eleven hundred. 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:56.200 It's been a while for Lewis Hamilton. 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.520 It has he came. He was on. He gave him 0:09:58.520 --> 0:09:59.480 on second and last. 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:04.680 Yeah, Max verst stopping fastest lap plus one ten, of course, 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.600 and winning margin between five and ten seconds plus three fifty. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:09.079 Of course. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:10.520 I don't even know if that's feasible. 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:12.920 Well, we're gonna find out. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:14.800 Well, I'll get I'll get a little I'll do a 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:18.160 little F one coverage while i'm there for the social media. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:22.600 Okay, that's nice, Shay, you're up us open hook him, 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.840 hook them, hook him. I got speed top ten plus 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.360 two twenty. Then we're going all the way to Japan 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.760 for Morikawa, he's five six hundred. He's too banged up. 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.880 No he's not, Yes he is. He's not a bad back. 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:35.440 You know what they do to the back standing they 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.280 shoot him up exactly. Yeah, but drug. I'm just saying, 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:42.200 this is exactly my kind of guy in pain needs meds. 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.800 I don't even think he'll make the cut. Okay, all right, 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.240 you know, side bet? Yeah, side bet? How about a 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:51.920 million dollars? Wait, I'll make it. I can't cover it. 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.319 And then I got can't lay to win the whole 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.920 damn thing plus sixteen hundred. I like it. Okay that 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.720 I got baseball. No, I got baseball, but I put 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:05.440 him in so late. Ray yelled at me. I forgot 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:06.959 that I had a jobby job and I got to 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.679 actually do shit during the day. Man. 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.960 By the way, we have odds for Taylor Swift's next boyfriend. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:15.960 I can't wait for that. Okay, that'll be coming up. 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:17.440 I didn't see me on the page. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:22.880 Well, let's see how therapy goes today with your wife. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:26.760 I got the raise raised minus two hundred buckos plus 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:29.319 one thirty two in Cleveland plus one ten. That's the 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:32.400 baseball bad Larry, you're up start with golf. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.920 Just all I have is a US Open all one, 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:38.040 all one units. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:42.720 I got John Ram either Top ten's John rom Brooks, 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:47.719 Koepka and Victor Hobland, and then top twenties all one 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:54.760 units also Patrick Reid, Cameron Smith, Phil Mickelson and Victor. 0:11:54.480 --> 0:12:01.959 Hoblin Michelson plus six fifty as a top Uh yeah. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.319 Yeah, I think I think Phill's gonna have a little 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:05.559 little weekend here. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.360 Just just a feeling you. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.640 You know, you're on zoom and we get to see 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.080 inside your ear Oh gross. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:14.600 Well, I'm trying to listen to you guys. 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:16.040 You have an earwig, Larry. 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:18.040 He's like a ninety eight Eldorado. Way you drive? What 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:18.600 do you drive? 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:19.360 Is that a van? 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:23.679 This is a one hundred and five thousand miles on 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.840 a two thousand and one Mercury Grand. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:31.439 Market, Yes, Grand Marquis. 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.880 I'm surprised you didn't have a Crown Vic to drive 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.280 as opposed to this is a literal bookie car. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:40.160 Yeah, you are running book. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.720 It's either a booking or people who like you just 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.960 got out of the eye doctor Cardan. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:49.360 What Larry glassy vehicle? 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:50.440 I love this car? 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:52.120 Yeah, what's not to love? 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.600 You can run shit over and not even feel it? 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.760 Is there a body in the trunk? 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.600 I think I might bring this Connecticut the next comge. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.600 Okay, yeah, all right. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.280 Odds for Taylor Swift's next boyfriend, if you guys would 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:08.760 like to, Okay. 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:12.760 Here we go. Uh, somebody named Dylan O'Brien. Who's that 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:13.840 great name? 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.760 I don't know who Dylan O'Brien don't either, but he's 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:18.320 got the best odds right now. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:19.640 Oh I know that guy. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.120 No, this is easy. This is a process of elimination. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.880 Who's Dylan O'Brien? A picture day ray? 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.480 He is an American actor. He's in the Maze Runner, 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:32.880 teen Wolf, all three of those. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:33.880 Okay, how old is he? 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:35.440 Thirty one? 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:39.080 Taylor, she's right there? Oh man, poor thing. 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:44.080 Yeah, so Dylan O'Brien, she needs a baby plus four hundred. No, yeah, 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:45.839 Pete Davidson. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.640 That would be my pick. Also value pick plus seven hundred. 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.520 That dude's uglier and a homemade bowl of bullshit. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:56.120 Yeah, he's just got the secret. 0:13:56.400 --> 0:14:01.160 John Mayer back again, John Mayer back again. Jake Jillen 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:07.880 Hall back again. Drake now Jack Dorsey who gave us Twitter, 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:12.720 Michael B. Jordan Bradley, Cooper's in there. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:16.760 The coop is never ever gonna date Taylor. I will 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.520 put whatever amount of money you'll want on there. Yeah, 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.400 the coop will never do it. Why is that the coop? 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:27.360 The coop is dating you know diplomats And yeah he's not. 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.480 He's not around the entertainment industry. I thought he was 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:31.400 dating and. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:37.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like a goddamn you know Anthony Wieners. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.800 Yeah, yeah, which I mean judgment call. Hello, Yeah, talk 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:46.240 about couple's therapy. Get they've probably spent their time there, right, 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:49.720 how about Luca John Chick? I don't like it. Connor 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:51.920 Kennedy dot com put me down one unit. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.000 Who's Connor Kennedy. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:56.440 Well, he's a Kennedy. She's got a house in Maine. 0:14:56.960 --> 0:15:03.960 Kennedy's Rode Island whatever, same New England. I've got a 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:07.520 house in Maine. Two you might I'm I'm going with 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:11.160 Austin Reeves. Austin Reeves, who's that? 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.400 But there's already didn't they go to like a bar 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:15.600 in Arkansas or something? 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.520 Well, okay, that's why I'm saying Austin Reeves. I did 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:21.320 some homework here, not even on the list. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:25.880 Another unit on Andrew Garfield and Garfield Old Spider. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.240 Okay, bad Larry, you want to be in on this 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.440 at all? Do you have any idea what we're talking about? 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:31.440 Yeah? 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.840 What's what's Charlie Swift's dad doing right now? 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:34.840 Retired? 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.480 Well I'll go, Pete, I'll go Pete Davidson. Just listening 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:40.000 to you guys. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:43.760 Okay, all right? What does what does Taylor's dad what's 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.160 he doing now? Have to do with this? 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.840 I was wondering if he might be in the running 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.040 for the date date and the daughter? 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.040 What the fuck? What are you talking about? 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:55.080 A country singer? 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.920 I was thinking Britney Spears, sorry tails forget about that. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.720 Okay, well add Britney Spears dad to the list. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:12.560 Who's drinking transfusions? By the way, oh twenty twenty three? Wait, 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:16.080 you're calling me out for everybody can drink transfusion. It's 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:17.800 for the it's for everyone. It's inclusive. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:23.880 Okay, Okay, kid Rock's not going to shoot them, right, 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.000 so I make sure he's not lighting them up? 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:27.040 Okay, not yet? 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:30.160 Okay, all right? Anything else that needs to be brought up? 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.840 Are you still doing your podcast or did you have to. 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.320 Yeah, well, no, we took a little hiatus because of 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:39.160 the roommate and me having to be I don't know present. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:43.040 It's one of her complaints. Okay, I'm not present enough, okay, 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.920 and I don't have a lot of patience. Okay. And 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.600 what did she see in you? That's a good question. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.080 She does say that too. You're not the man I'm married. 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:52.960 She says that a lot. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:54.840 Who was the man she married? 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:55.200 I don't know. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.760 I never met him. I don't know you met him, 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:01.880 you don't remember. I think I was just a really 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:06.000 good actor ten years ago and now I'm not. You're 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:08.520 mailing it in Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just like revealing 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:10.480 my true up, you know, for better or worse. We 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:12.959 said it in front of gotten man. You're you're screwed. 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:16.480 We signed a contract, Danny, Yeah, you're joke. 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:17.159 What is she? 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:18.320 There's no backing out of this. 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:22.040 What's the roommate's take on your your body art, your tattoos? 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:25.959 Like the hymn care yeah Shrie care your back one 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:26.840 is pretty impressive. 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.479 I have to say, yeah, she, I mean, she's not 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:32.000 like a fan of them in general, but she you know, 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.800 we go to like the kids like end of year 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:39.200 party or whatever, like there's a fucking you know, kindergarten 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:42.280 graduation party. Yeah, some bullshit. You have your shirt off. No, 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:46.040 but like my head, you know, I'm flying tight. So uh, 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.480 she's like, what the fuck? Here we go get you know, 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:50.480 because people are looking at it and they're asking, chick, 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.200 I live in a very well why did you wear 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:56.120 a hat to cover up hat? Indoors? I'm a gentleman, Danny, 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:59.480 And you got a thirty eight revolver on the side 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:01.960 of your head. That's right, Okay, that's right. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:07.440 What's on the back I've seen it's a little riiki ish, 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:09.400 hey riker. 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.800 Third is I'll get the out of here. 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:14.720 No it ain't, it ain't. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:18.040 And then on your stomach you got on my stomach, 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:19.680 I've got born and bread, born and bread. 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:23.399 Yeah. Yeah. In my back, I've got a whole piece. Okay, 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:26.440 it's an eagle in the h in the Code of 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:29.239 the Virgin Mary in German. Right. No, then I have 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:31.520 some German lettering on the bottom. I'm very German. 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:34.200 We combined the eagle in the German lettering. 0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:38.199 It's not like okay, and you know what that wraps 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:40.800 us up for this week? I want to thank Larry 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:45.600 in his uh old car there looking good. I appreciate you, 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:48.639 Grand Marquis grand marking. 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:52.639 Uh oh, it's just awful. 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:58.080 The worst I will see at the shore, Larry. 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.280 I'll be I'm I go to the beach. Hot as 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:02.000 hell down here. 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:05.880 Now, Shayan Irving is podcast is called shyan Irving. Wherever 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:12.240 you get your podcast? I guess marriage pending. Yeah, yeah, 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:14.280 it'll be back. Don't worry. We're waiting for Danny. We're 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:15.159 waiting for Danny to show up. 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.359 I will show up when you're allowed to drink. 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:19.600 And I know your wife won't give us a shitty 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:20.920 meal because she's mad at you. 0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:24.680 We could just spring the drinking on her another meal. 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:30.040 None of no, no no, because I get blamed, I'll 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:31.000 get a good kickoff. 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:31.919 I'm going to get. 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:34.600 Blamed, will chiapo, I'm going to get blamed. I don't 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:36.480