1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back all arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 2: Mouse speak text into seventy five nine two says, when 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 2: I'm driving and I see the person behind me switch 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 2: lanes and speed up, I do the same so they 5 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 2: can't go in front of me. 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 3: Person. 7 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 2: That's what you do on the roads, Brooke. You need 8 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 2: to establish dominance. 9 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 3: Come on, there's no alpha vehicle. 10 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: Yes there is. 11 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 2: One time a vehicle started flashing bright lights at me 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 2: trying to pass me, and I ran that ambulance right 13 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 2: into a ditch. Next time, they'll know you don't pass 14 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 2: the alpha, not on d streets. 15 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, you show those paramedics. 16 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 2: And one of our listeners is ready to be the 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 2: Alpha on today's show and share a confession that she's 19 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 2: been holding. I know she's chosen the fake name Heather, 20 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: So Heather welcome. 21 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: Hey guys, Heather. 22 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: You you've run some vehicles off the road before, Heather 23 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: pulled over for ambulances. Correct, of course. 24 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 3: She said a course to both of those questions, So 25 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 3: I don't stand. 26 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 2: But either way, the voice changer is on. 27 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: Heather. 28 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 2: You are now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go ahead, 29 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: tell us your confession. 30 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: All right, So I wouldn't say that this thing is 31 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: like a light hack. But I got myself out of 32 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: sure duty and I kind of feel bad about it. 33 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 2: Oh okay, really, how do you do that? By the way, 34 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 2: I have postponed mine and now it's like next year 35 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 2: I have to have to do it. I absolutely can't. 36 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: Get out of it. 37 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 2: You get out of it if you're dead or okay, 38 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 2: that's a solution. 39 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 3: Does not show up. I mean, I don't think they 40 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 3: totally issue a warrant, do they? After that? 41 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 2: You know where you live, they can confine you. Maybe 42 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 2: Heather has a better idea. What's what's your way? 43 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: And this is exactly I feel like I got the answer. 44 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,919 Speaker 1: And I'm not sure if I can get in trouble 45 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: for sharing this or like I feel like I may 46 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: like wound the system. 47 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 2: You mean the perfect justice system. That's not. 48 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: Kind of perfect, Heather. You know, Okay, what happened. So 49 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: I have a very demanding job. I have a management role. 50 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: So I got your duty and I could not misswork. 51 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: So I was like, I had to get out of this. 52 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: And I don't know if everyone in the country is 53 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: doing it the same way, but it's all done over zoom. 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 3: Now at least when I'm at it's like that here too. 55 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, right, so as soon as you log on, 56 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: they tell you, okay, the name of the person in 57 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: the case, like the state versus YadA YadA. You know, 58 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: So once they say that during the call, I just 59 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: google the name that they said. Plus prime's what prime prime? 60 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 3: Oh crime, I'm like the prime number of their age Amazon. 61 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 2: Crime. 62 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 3: Okay. 63 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, So any kind of news article comes up, you 64 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,959 Speaker 1: get any info you can. So then when they ask you, 65 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: do you have any conflicts here? YadA YadA, you say, 66 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,359 Speaker 1: a friend of mine works with this person at blah 67 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: blah blah, and you just list a couple of the 68 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: things that you found after googling. 69 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 2: So you find out if there's an article written about 70 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: whatever crime they committed, exactly. 71 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,519 Speaker 1: Like even off the local thing, and you just get 72 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: too details that you can about it. You spume out 73 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 1: to them, and they like dismiss you from jury. 74 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, except you can't be connected in any way. You 75 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 3: can't show any bias. 76 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 2: Oh, like if you know about it, yeah yeah, yeah, 77 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 2: you're not even allowed to have heard about the crime 78 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 2: before it. 79 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: Happened, right, If there's any kind of conflict, you have 80 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: to say it. 81 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 2: So if you're like, I've heard about this burglary, they 82 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 2: broke into a Wendy's. 83 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that she's saying that. You say, oh, 84 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 3: I know a friend who worked at the Wendy's where 85 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 3: it happened. 86 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: You see what I mean? 87 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 3: Side, except for I don't think it would work for Alexis. 88 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 3: She googles s her, she'd be like, oh my god, 89 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 3: this is like a true crime people. I can't wait 90 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 3: to be part of that. 91 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: That's brilliant. 92 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 2: So then they just dismiss you. 93 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: They just dismissed because you're biased. Then if you know anything, 94 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: they can't use you. Wow. 95 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 2: I mean I'm not going to use it. 96 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: Now. 97 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 2: What if you get summoned but not for jury duty, 98 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 2: but for committing a crime. Do you have a life 99 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 2: hack to get out of that one? Jermy, it's a 100 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 2: little different ambulance. 101 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: I don't have one for committing a crime, but I 102 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: do have another white hack that I would say, it's 103 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 1: not so bad bad. 104 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 3: Okay, what's your other saying? 105 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: So if you're not a great driver like Alexis, or 106 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: you're not a very good driver, Heather, I sent me 107 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: to both of us So what I do is I 108 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: collect business cards as I go through my life, and 109 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: if I happen to bing someone's car, I use one 110 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 1: of my random business cards in my collection. I put 111 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: it on the thing with a little sorry note. 112 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 3: That's insurance fraud. 113 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's definitely illegal. 114 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 3: That's like hit and run. I want. 115 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: People are super dramatic about little things, So I'm. 116 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 3: Like, I feel that, like you need it to run. 117 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 2: The car, leave a card or not leave anything. 118 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,159 Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't. 119 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 3: You have to leave your name and information. There are 120 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 3: cameras everywhere these days. They will catch you. 121 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:18,359 Speaker 1: God. 122 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, have you ever had your car hit? It sucks? 123 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, it does suck. But I'm kind of like I 124 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,040 Speaker 1: get it. If I got screwed, i'd be like, Yeah, 125 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 1: people are dramatic. I get why they would do that. 126 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, Heather's a busy woman. She doesn't have time to 127 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 2: deal with insurance crap and Jersey. I gotta make some 128 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 2: business cards now, Yeah, we should all do it. 129 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: I will be now. Ronald McDonald of the McDonald Corporation, 130 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: you are helpful, dude. 131 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 3: I feel like I'm trying to blame you for that 132 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,159 Speaker 3: time I got sideswiped, and nobody ever left me any 133 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 3: information at all. 134 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: You know it's not because I would have left somebody card. 135 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing those helpful tips, Heather, and text 136 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 2: them to seven A five nine two. If you have 137 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide 138 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next 139 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 2: mass speaker. Phone tasks coming 140 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 3: Up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.