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Speaker 1: Oh, we got a special full show for you today. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Pork and Jeffrey and you found the podcast. Brand

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Speaker 1: new full show. And of course yesterday was Sinko to Myo.

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Speaker 1: So Alexis and Jose went out with the microphone and asked.

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Speaker 2: One of us has hung over today?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the one the Drakes. Yeah, don't even say the

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Speaker 3: word margant.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 5: That word is not gonna happen today.

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Speaker 3: So, hey, that's brand new.

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Speaker 1: We got a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. But

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Speaker 1: you gotta get into some comments first before.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, cam coney said, started listening to the full show,

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Speaker 6: perfect length for my run commute home.

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Speaker 3: Show off, No kidding.

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Speaker 2: You think it's like five miles or five minutes.

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Speaker 3: She bring like a briefcase with her too.

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Speaker 1: That's like running in heels.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, you're right, that's a long run.

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Speaker 3: I have so many questions. Yes, all right, good luck,

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Speaker 3: good luck on your run home.

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Speaker 1: Thanks you and make sure you like subscribe and follow

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Speaker 1: it as we love it.

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Speaker 3: And let's get this full show started.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe we've gone more than three days without

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Speaker 5: nominating a new Hero of the week. Broking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the morning surprised.

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Speaker 3: My your day shouldn't it be every seven It.

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Speaker 5: Should be every five hours, announced one. But today's hero

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Speaker 5: is a sixty nine year old man, an Irish man

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Speaker 5: named Anthony Collier, who decided this past Saturday that was

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Speaker 5: the day he was finally going to do something with

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Speaker 5: his life.

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Speaker 3: Oh good for you, and too late.

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Speaker 5: That's something was rob a bank. Oh oh, thanks for

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Speaker 5: encouraging him, Brooks.

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Speaker 3: So everyone's been curious if they could pull it off, right.

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Speaker 5: He thought so too, planned it all out, and at

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Speaker 5: ten forty am he walked into a bank in downtown Dublin,

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Speaker 5: to the teller demanding a bunch of money. Okay, just

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Speaker 5: like he wanted. The teller complied, grabbed a big bag

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Speaker 5: of cash, passed it over to Anthony, and he walked out,

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Speaker 3: Then, how do we know about him if he got away?

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Speaker 5: Well, there was one problem. Anthony's getaway car was a

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Speaker 5: rental a rental car with a license plate on it.

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Speaker 5: Yes that security cameras could easily read, and apparently when

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Speaker 5: he rented that vehicle. He put down his real name,

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Speaker 5: address and phone number down on the form.

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Speaker 3: Did he also get the assurance?

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Speaker 5: He probably did so. Within the hour, cops tracked him

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Speaker 7: They have to scan your.

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Speaker 2: Amazing.

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Speaker 5: They found the giant bag of cash and arrested him

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Speaker 5: for felony first degree aggravated. But for almost one whole hour,

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Speaker 5: he was the baddest criminal in all of Ireland. Wow,

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Speaker 5: like stupid bad and that makes Anthony our hero of

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Speaker 5: the week. Good job, Anthony.

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Speaker 1: I love that he got a rental car, thinking that way,

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Speaker 3: I really Yeah, it's a true hero.

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Speaker 5: Now let's move on and get into the shock collar

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Speaker 5: question of the day with a man who needs no introduction. Thanks,

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna do it, Okay, don't say that. Don't

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Speaker 5: need that. What an insult? I apologize, Jake.

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Speaker 7: It's totally fine.

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Speaker 8: Let me get to singing hello from the birthday side.

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Speaker 8: It's Adele's birthday week. That's right, Adele, the only person

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Speaker 8: who could disappear for six years, drop one song and

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Speaker 8: instantly have us all cry over people we haven't dated

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Speaker 8: since twenty thirteen. That's right, But what is Adele's last name.

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Speaker 5: Who knows.

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Speaker 7: I don't care. If you told me, I wouldn't believe you.

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Speaker 8: And she's not the only iconic star who's known by

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Speaker 8: a single name, Moniker. And that's why, in honor of

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Speaker 8: the Queen of heartbreak and high notes, we're doing a special.

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Speaker 5: One Name Wonders.

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Speaker 8: Edition oh tlenty of twenty. So I have a list

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Speaker 8: go by just one name. We'll go around the room.

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Speaker 8: You just have to name anybody in the top twenty

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Speaker 5: In the game.

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Speaker 8: Oh okay, we'll start with the woman who goes by

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Speaker 8: one name, three syllables and six letters.

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Speaker 7: That's a Lexis.

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Speaker 8: That's the top twenty most popular singers and musicians who

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Speaker 5: Singer.

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Speaker 6: My problem is with one name, like I got bad Bunny,

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Speaker 7: I'm notoriously two names.

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Speaker 3: Maybe one name person. Oh, I'm going to see Sissa.

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Speaker 2: Hey, that's a good one on the top.

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Speaker 7: But yeah, Alexis, says Sizza.

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Speaker 8: She did not make my top twenty of all time

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry. A lot of these people have two names,

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Speaker 8: but these people go by one or known by one name,

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Speaker 5: Know, Oh that's one name.

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Speaker 3: Feel like this is such an easy one. You're gonna

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Donna, number four on my list. Brook, you're still

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Speaker 8: in Jose, Let's go iconic, Prince Prince number two still

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Speaker 8: number one, though, Prince number two, number one, still on

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Speaker 8: the board. It's a tricky one. I'm kind of Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, I thought this would be number one. Beyonce

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Speaker 8: Number eleven on my Listok, four.

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Speaker 7: And eleven are off the Boarder back to Brook.

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Speaker 7: It's number five on my list, right below Madonna.

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Speaker 5: I have a risk one loves to do this.

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Speaker 2: But I have another one.

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Speaker 8: Is number nine on my own. You found it in

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Speaker 5: Give me p exclamation point n K.

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Speaker 8: Thank you, Jeffrey, exclamation point NK. I would not have

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Speaker 3: Oh man, okay, I got another one. It's my turn.

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Speaker 3: Let's go Bono.

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Speaker 8: Bono share was on the list? Was Bono on the list? Thirteen? Yes,

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Speaker 8: I might be mixing up Bono and Sonny Bono? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 7: On the list, and Brooks got them both.

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Speaker 9: We know him as both names, but you can just

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Speaker 9: call him Elvis Elvis.

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Speaker 7: Is it number one?

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Speaker 8: It's number one on my list. That is the tricky one,

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Speaker 8: Elvis Presley. People call him Elvis.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this one sounds like it's like three names, but

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Speaker 7: Brook Would you like to go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would like to go. Jeffery gave me some inspiration,

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Speaker 1: give me Tupacs.

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Speaker 8: Tupac number ten down, Presley or we don't need him

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Speaker 7: Jose just hold on and give me drink. Rake not

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry Spotify artists in the world. I know it's tough.

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Speaker 5: I was wondering if Fabio was a singer, but I

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Speaker 3: He put out some song in the nineties.

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Speaker 5: I mean, just with that hair you gotta but I think,

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Speaker 7: I don't consider him a lot. Recently brooke that you

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Speaker 8: Today's plenty of twenty. Let's go over some of the

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Speaker 8: names that you guys missed on the list. Number three

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Speaker 8: it's your birthday week you talked to the old JA

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Speaker 8: Special number seven. Rihanna Shakieran was number twelve. Famously, Selaine

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Speaker 7: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: So you got the most right. You get to choose

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to pill out Elvis for that one.

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Speaker 5: That was your shock collar question of the day. Phones

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Speaker 10: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: When you get married, a lot of people do the

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Speaker 5: What's up, dilly higg.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate someone that takes a creative fake name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we've had way too many like Laura's.

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Speaker 5: That's exactly the name that I thought of too randomly.

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Speaker 5: We must have had so many Lauras on this side.

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Speaker 5: All right, Dylly, whenever you're ready, we want to hear

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Speaker 11: Go ahead, alrighty. So I was in a parking garage

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Speaker 5: Oh sun, a nice car.

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Speaker 11: Yeah you do You think this conversation is going one way?

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Speaker 11: But I bet you you have no idea where it's going.

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Speaker 11: Initially I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to pick up

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Speaker 12: Or something like that.

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Speaker 11: And then I happened to notice that on the keychain

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Speaker 11: I have the same club card.

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Speaker 5: It's meant to be, right.

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Speaker 11: So I had this genius Scott because I knew I

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Speaker 11: oh god, I'm the one that's getting all their poet is.

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Speaker 9: Awesome because a lot of times I will be connected

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Speaker 2: They're getting you better gas.

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Speaker 3: You're the club card bandit.

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Speaker 2: That's so smart.

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Speaker 11: I've been racking at the point on gas keep my groceries.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 9: That is genius and kind of harm well not well heartless.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not like you're taking money away from them,

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Speaker 2: But this person goes to get gas and they're like, wait,

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Speaker 2: are you kidding me? I spend one hundred bucks this weekend.

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Speaker 3: I still don't get the disk. Kunt.

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Speaker 5: No, you don't feel guilty at all about that dolling?

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Speaker 11: Well, I pay it forward.

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Speaker 3: So oh you do.

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Speaker 11: Every time you go to the grocery store, it says,

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Speaker 10: Whatever you do?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so I donate that dollar every single tar balanced.

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Speaker 3: Out that does. It does make an impact. I I

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Speaker 3: You stole their car.

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Speaker 5: It's nice hearing a confession from a good hearted person.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to our next guest. We have Tommy. Tommy,

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Speaker 5: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going, Tommy?

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Speaker 3: How you feeling feeling pretty good?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 9: We just had more of a wholesome Yeah, it has.

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Speaker 3: She felt naughty.

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Speaker 5: She felt very naughty the only time, like someone stole something,

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Speaker 5: but in a wholesome way. We want to hear your confession, Tommy.

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Speaker 5: The voice changer is on.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead. Okay, So I've been married for five years now.

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Speaker 3: I've learned not to say congratulations after that. That's bit

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Speaker 3: me a couple of days.

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Speaker 5: You're still married?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, we've got a really great relationship.

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Speaker 3: Okay, congratulations. Then yeah, he's like, that's great. Is this

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Speaker 3: a secret that you keep from your wife or partner?

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Speaker 10: Then?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? So my confession is that so when we first

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Speaker 4: I did not I took her last name.

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Speaker 5: Oh cool, Oh that's a little unconventional.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's unconventional. She thinks it's because I'm super progressive,

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Speaker 4: and you know, unconventional, like you said, you know, like, are.

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Speaker 5: You not like I'm super conservative? I wish we could

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Speaker 3: It's just that I hate my family.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's not exactly that. The real reason that

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Speaker 4: I took her name is because I actually actually oh

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Speaker 4: with some pretty nasty, bad people a lot of money.

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Speaker 3: No, what you're like on the run from people.

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Speaker 4: So like in the past, I did some shady deals

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Speaker 4: my god.

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Speaker 1: You were rated number one with dangerous people, so you

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I've been kind of like under the radar

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Speaker 3: And do you have to tell her you're putting her

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Speaker 4: Well, I got her out of the state. I told

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Speaker 4: her it was because I got a different job. Who

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Speaker 4: truth is that I really needed to get us to

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Speaker 3: Node. This is a lot.

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Speaker 1: Is there any is there any truthful things that you

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Speaker 4: Everything else is completely truthful. This it's hard to hold

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Speaker 4: on to a seekert like this, but this is this

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Speaker 4: is life for me. Now.

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Speaker 9: I do assume that if you had the money, you

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Speaker 9: can't contact him because you've been on the run for

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Speaker 9: so long, You're still going to want to hurt you

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Speaker 9: or be like yo, interest.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you can't repay debts you can't just be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I finally got that.

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Speaker 5: What about just hugging it out like that?

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Speaker 1: I mean most criminals didn't get enough hugs as children.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's why that happens.

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Speaker 5: That's more valuable than Yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think that's an option.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well we should do a wellness check on you

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Speaker 1: in a couple months.

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Speaker 3: But I don't know your information.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want your information, bro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, leaving your phone number from our system. It's not personnel,

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Speaker 5: but that's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Good luck, bro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks for telling us your confession and text into

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Speaker 5: seventy five to nine two. If you have a confession

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Speaker 5: you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity.

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Speaker 2: And we promised to do that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we need to in this case.

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Speaker 2: We don't want to be involved.

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Speaker 5: Ask your voice and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 5: Phone taps coming up.

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Speaker 10: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today, we call a woman who just moved into a

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Speaker 5: new area with a homeowner's association and she just filled

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Speaker 5: out an application to get a new paint color approved

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Speaker 5: for her house.

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Speaker 3: It's so crazy that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you would think it'd be a simple process, but no,

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Speaker 5: this HOA has been around for a long long time

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Speaker 5: here steeped in history. And if she wants to paint,

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Speaker 5: she's got a play by the HOA rules in your phone.

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Speaker 5: Tap right now the twenty.

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Speaker 10: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hi is this Rosie.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it's this Hi.

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Speaker 5: My name is Mark. I'm with the HOA board here

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Speaker 5: in the community.

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Speaker 13: Oh why Mark, Hey.

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Speaker 5: I just uh just wanted to say welcome to your

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Speaker 13: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I've actually been meaning to come by, but every time

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Speaker 5: I've tried to approach the porch seems to be garbage

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Speaker 5: or trash on it.

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Speaker 14: Trash, I mean, are you talking about We've got some

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Speaker 14: moving boxes out there, but they've they've already been broken

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Speaker 14: down and bundled up.

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Speaker 5: And just so you know, according to by Law thirteen

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Speaker 5: or around the porcherry are constituted as trash, and thereby

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Speaker 5: will and curR a one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: Fine.

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Speaker 14: Oh wow, yeah, I may have to wait till my

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Speaker 13: Wow, your time in the.

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Speaker 5: Next ten minutes. I'd love to see that porch nice

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Speaker 5: and clean.

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Speaker 13: I guess I guess we can throl it all in

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Speaker 13: the garage, Okay.

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Speaker 5: Mark my binoculars right on your home, so I'll checking

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Speaker 5: it out.

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Speaker 13: Wow, Well you're thorough.

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Speaker 12: Aren't you.

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Speaker 5: Well you know we are the HOA.

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Speaker 13: So yeah, yeah, yeah, got it, got it? Okay, Well listen,

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Speaker 13: thanks for calling.

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Speaker 5: Uh well, actually that's not the reason why I'm calling.

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Speaker 15: Oh goody Okay, because.

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Speaker 5: Apparently you submitted a request to have your house painted

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Speaker 5: a different color.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So the thing is, I'm looking at the request sheet

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Speaker 5: right now and it says you wanted to paint it

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Speaker 5: almond whistles and whisper.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, am I approved?

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Speaker 5: I could say, well, I personally like that color. It's

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Speaker 5: not in the list of approved colors.

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Speaker 14: I looked at the HOA section about house paint, and

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Speaker 14: I know I didn't see any list.

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Speaker 5: The thing is, we do have a list, but okay, great,

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Speaker 5: we just don't show it to anyone.

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Speaker 13: Fabulous. How do I get a hold of the list?

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Speaker 5: You can't.

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Speaker 13: I can't.

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Speaker 5: That's the whole point. We keep it in a safe

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Speaker 5: every single night, and if someone ever requests the color

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Speaker 5: that's not on the list, then sorry, can't approve it.

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Speaker 13: Okay.

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Speaker 14: So am I supposed to be putting in an application

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Speaker 14: for every possible color?

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Speaker 13: And just hope it's on the list.

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Speaker 5: Rosie. That just sounds ridiculous.

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Speaker 13: I agree. So let's get to the point here, Mark,

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Speaker 13: what can I do?

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Speaker 5: I just hope you understand the sanctity of our bylaws

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Speaker 5: because my grandfather's grandfather grew up in this community and

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Speaker 5: he actually wrote them himself and it hasn't changed by

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Speaker 5: You should know he had polio well.

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Speaker 14: But apparently polio didn't keep him from keeping that family

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Speaker 14: line going.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was an active bugger with many women in

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Speaker 14: Speaking of witch, how do we move forward and get

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Speaker 14: my house painted? That's all I need to do right now, Mark,

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Speaker 14: Plus I do have to take care of that trash

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Speaker 14: and do it all before my kids wake up.

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Speaker 13: So please well.

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Speaker 5: With my grandfather's grandfather, when it came to his colors,

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Speaker 5: he treated them like his corn chowder recipes. He liked

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Speaker 5: it under lock and key.

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Speaker 13: How about corn chowder? I like yellow?

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Speaker 5: With yellow is not on the list? Okay, Brown, Before

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Speaker 5: here's what I can do. You tell me a color

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Speaker 5: that you want to paint your house. Okay, and I

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Speaker 5: can tell you warmer or colder.

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Speaker 13: Oh, boys can play a little game here.

456
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Speaker 5: Okay, it's a community tradition.

457
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Speaker 13: Okay. My second choice is mother of pearl.

458
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Speaker 5: Ooh, not approved, but warmer, I could say, warmer?

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Speaker 13: Okay, well warmer. How about an oatmeal beige? How about that?

460
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Speaker 5: Your ice cold with that one?

461
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Speaker 13: Oh? God, no to oatmeal. I mean, I really it's

462
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Speaker 13: not my favorite.

463
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Speaker 5: But lap oh scorching, scorching.

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Speaker 13: Oh, okay, so brilliant.

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Speaker 5: No, that's not approved. It's just very hot.

466
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Speaker 4: Mark.

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Speaker 13: I don't know what else to do here. I can't

468
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Speaker 13: keep naming colors.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just gonna toss out an idea here. It

470
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Speaker 5: might be totally crazy. What if what else is? What

471
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Speaker 5: if you keep it the same color as it is?

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Speaker 13: I don't want to keep it the same color as

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Speaker 13: it is.

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Speaker 14: We bought that house with the understanding that we could

475
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Speaker 14: change the color.

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Speaker 5: The thing is, I actually used to live in that house,

477
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Speaker 5: and I picked that color.

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Speaker 16: Well, you know what, maybe it worked for you, but

479
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Speaker 16: it's not working for us. And I don't understand why

480
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Speaker 16: we have to keep a color that your great great

481
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Speaker 16: grandpa they're scribbled out while he's still at polio, and

482
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Speaker 16: you grew to love that color.

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Speaker 13: How does that mean we have to live with the

484
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Speaker 13: same color.

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Speaker 5: Well, it was my great great grandfather's favorite color, and

486
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Speaker 5: I like to keep the memory of him alive.

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Speaker 13: Well, then, why don't you just buy the house from

488
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Speaker 13: us and move back in?

489
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Speaker 5: Why would I have to do that? Whenever you guys

490
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Speaker 5: go on vacation, I can just sleep there. That's written

491
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Speaker 5: into the bylaws. I'm allowed to do that.

492
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Speaker 13: Did your great grandfather put that one in there? Tunity

493
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Speaker 13: kind of.

494
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Speaker 14: Just crawl over with his polio and just move into

495
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Speaker 14: anybody's house whenever he damn wells.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll have you not. My great great grandfather is

497
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Speaker 5: not a real person, so i'd appreciate it if you

498
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Speaker 5: didn't talk poorly about him during this prank phone call. Thanks. What, Yeah,

499
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Speaker 5: I'm not actually with the HOA. I'm with a radio

500
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Speaker 5: show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning. Your husband

501
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Speaker 5: Grayson sets you up for a phone tap.

502
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Speaker 13: Oh my god, are you kidding me?

503
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Speaker 5: Grayson said, both of you couldn't believe how big the

504
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Speaker 5: list of HOA bylaws were.

505
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Speaker 13: Oh my god, it looks like an old session encyclopedia.

506
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Speaker 5: I mean you gotta give my great great grandfather credit.

507
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Speaker 5: He was thorough.

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Speaker 13: Oh he was a plucky guy.

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Speaker 5: That's plucky is one of the approved colors. Hey day,

510
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 5: you go start Peyton today, right after you get all

511
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Speaker 5: the trash off of your front porch.

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Speaker 10: Wake up every morning with phone tap Morning on the

513
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Speaker 10: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

514
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Speaker 5: Traveling overseas can open your world to exciting new foods, yes,

515
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 5: exotic new cultures, and a whole batch of sexy new

516
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 5: singles with hot foreign accents.

517
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Speaker 3: You have one on the phone.

518
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Speaker 5: Sounded like a dream for one of our listeners to

519
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 5: one very familiar profile popped up on an international dating site.

520
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 5: Oh god, and now she's faced with a huge moral dilemma.

521
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 5: Does she mind your own business or possibly ruin her

522
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 5: friend's relationship forever? For me, Yeah, it's our job to

523
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Speaker 5: help her and your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call

524
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Speaker 5: that's coming up next. It's awkward.

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Speaker 3: It's Tuesday.

526
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Local dating apps are great

527
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 5: if you've always dreamed of match with a self described

528
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 5: entrepreneur who sells knives out of his mom's mini van.

529
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but think of how good your kitchen's going to

530
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 3: be stocked.

531
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Speaker 5: Oh nice, pretty sexy. Yeah, but Alexis will tell you

532
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 5: the real magic happens on those international dating apps where

533
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 5: you can get ghosted by dudes in four different time

534
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 5: zones all at once. Plus if things go horribly wrong,

535
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 5: they're already five thousand miles away from you. Hey, so

536
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 5: easy too. Unfortunately, though, an international dating app has caused

537
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Speaker 5: problems for one of our listeners, which is why Audrey

538
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Speaker 5: has reached out to us for help today. Audrey, Welcome

539
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Speaker 5: to the show.

540
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Speaker 17: Hi guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh hey, Audrey.

542
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Speaker 5: You sound awfully perky for somebody who's having problems with

543
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Speaker 5: the international dating apps.

544
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Speaker 12: So you know what, I am meeting people that I

545
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 12: have been listening to for so long. I can't help

546
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Speaker 12: it be excited about that.

547
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Speaker 1: Oh I thought you met the people on the dating apps.

548
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Speaker 3: I'm like, how are you hearing them forever?

549
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Speaker 5: Okay, you're just excited to be on the show with us.

550
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 5: That's cool.

551
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 7: We're excited.

552
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Speaker 2: Can we ask which country or can.

553
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Speaker 1: We guess way too many countries Albania.

554
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Speaker 5: Maybe we'll just start with tell us why you've emailed

555
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,679
Speaker 5: the show for help, Because international dating apps is kind

556
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 5: of a vague category.

557
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I've got a friend she's always traveling, right,

558
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 12: and he was I literally don't even know where she

559
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 12: was for this trip. She's in five different countries in

560
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Speaker 12: five to current week.

561
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Speaker 1: Does everyone have a friend like that that you're just

562
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Speaker 1: so jealous of at all times?

563
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Speaker 3: I'm like, how do you have the funds? And how

564
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Speaker 3: are you making this happen?

565
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Speaker 5: You just can't be afraid of endless debt, Brooke.

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Speaker 3: That's what it is.

567
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Speaker 5: Just lose that fear. You can travel wherever you want,

568
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Speaker 5: how you want. Okay, So this is this friend of

569
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Speaker 5: yours likes to travel abroad a lot.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, and she's got this international dating app. Like obviously

571
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Speaker 12: I don't use it. I never travel, Okay, Okay, he's

572
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Speaker 12: on this app and here's the thing. So she's swiping

573
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Speaker 12: and she comes across the guy that we know because

574
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Speaker 12: he's dating one of our other friends.

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Speaker 1: Whoa wait him, Wait is she out of the country

576
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Speaker 1: when she comes across this guy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, while he was traveling. His profile came up to

578
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Speaker 5: match with her on an international dating app.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you why it's international app. They'll update your location. Yeah,

580
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Speaker 3: but it's like a special app.

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Speaker 12: I guess I don't know. I forget what she called it.

582
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Speaker 12: She just sent me the screenshot of our friend's new guy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think the important part is he is

584
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Speaker 1: somehow in another country trying to pull some hotail, and

585
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Speaker 1: he's got a girlfriend.

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Speaker 9: And this is the dumbest excuse, but like sometimes tender

587
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 9: doesn't refresh, Like I'll open it in another city and

588
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 9: it still has the last city I was in.

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Speaker 3: But I don't think it even matters, Like he's still

590
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Speaker 3: on a dating app.

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Speaker 2: It's still a red flag.

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Speaker 5: What's going through your mind when when you hear this

593
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Speaker 5: when you see his profile?

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Speaker 12: I mean literally exactly what you said, like big red

595
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Speaker 12: flag and we're like, okay, is disgusting, old profile. What's

596
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 12: going on? But this one's got uh it shows you

597
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 12: how recently you were active, right, It's like within the

598
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Speaker 12: week he's.

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Speaker 4: Been out.

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Speaker 1: So many outs cost So it's interesting because what if

601
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Speaker 1: he set his location for another country just so that

602
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Speaker 1: he could DM with I mean, like because he's not

603
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: there obviously, right, like he's in your city.

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Speaker 12: I mean, I don't know, And honestly, like we haven't

605
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Speaker 12: talked to her, we haven't, like we just don't know.

606
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Speaker 12: We haven't asked, because I hope we're wrong. I hope

607
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Speaker 12: that there is something in this situation we don't understand.

608
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Speaker 12: So my vote was like, let's talk to him, Let's

609
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Speaker 12: confront him and see what is happening before we like

610
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Speaker 12: blow up our other friend's life.

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Speaker 3: But what is he gonna do? Won't he just lie

612
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Speaker 3: to you?

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Speaker 12: I don't know a calling guys.

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Speaker 1: If he's on a dating app with a girlfriend and

615
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Speaker 1: he's not telling the girlfriend, then he's already lying.

616
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Speaker 5: Yeh. What if he doesn't even know that that act exists? Like,

617
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Speaker 5: there's hundreds of acts. There's hundreds of dating profiles with

618
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,959
Speaker 5: my face and my information on them got to be

619
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Speaker 5: created by other people.

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Speaker 2: I imagine girls using face.

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Speaker 3: Sure they're very successful.

622
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Speaker 5: I don't know the numbers, but I think it's in

623
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Speaker 5: like the four or five digits. Wot's pretty impressive. Just four,

624
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 5: I'm blowballing that. Yes, So it could be possible, Audrey,

625
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 5: that maybe his picture was stolen to use as a

626
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 5: catfish on one of these dating apps.

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Speaker 12: I mean, honestly, I hope so. But like, this is

628
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Speaker 12: why I wanted to call you, guys, because I've kind

629
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Speaker 12: of been nominated by traveling friends to talk to him,

630
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Speaker 12: but I don't know what to say.

631
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a good friend move to not like

632
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: make a huge like blow up everything before you do

633
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: know for sure with him. I mean hopefully it'll be

634
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: obvious if he's lying, right.

635
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you know how it works, Audrey. We asked

636
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 5: my co host here to give you a little bit

637
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 5: of advice and then we will let you call your

638
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 5: friend's boyfriend for you. What that's his name, by the way.

639
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 12: THEO, THEO, THEO.

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00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 3: How well do you know THEO? We don't know that part.

641
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 12: I've met him a couple times, Like we've all gone

642
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 12: out to dinner a few times together, so like not

643
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 12: super well, but like we're familiar.

644
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 5: It'll be interesting to hear how THEO reacts the first

645
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 5: time that you bring it up to him, Like if

646
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 5: he's totally shocked and has no idea that the app

647
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 5: even exists, or if there's some recognition in his voice

648
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 5: and he knows what's going on, that'll tell us a lot,

649
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 5: like I'm caught like he wanted to.

650
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Speaker 1: If he's bad at cheating, he'll immediately go, I don't

651
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about.

652
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 5: That wasn't me, Or is he being honest in that moment. No,

653
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 5: does your husband Michael do that a lot when you

654
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 5: bring up cheating allegations.

655
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Speaker 3: All of his international dating sites.

656
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, don't talk about Luisa like that, bru.

657
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, let's find we'll see what THEO has to

658
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 5: say after we give you our advice and let you

659
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 5: make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your friend's boyfriend

660
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Speaker 5: figure out why his file is up on an international

661
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 5: dating app. We're gonna do it with your awkward Tuesday

662
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 5: phone call right after this. Hold on, it's awkward.

663
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 10: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

664
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 5: If you're just joining us for the awkward Tuesday phone call.

665
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Speaker 5: We're on the phone with a young woman named Audrey

666
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 5: who's been nominated by her friend group to do this

667
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 5: because one of them came across a guy on an

668
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 5: international dating app, a guy that they're already very familiar with. Yeah,

669
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 5: because he's seriously dating one of the other girls in

670
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 5: their group.

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00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 3: Ah.

672
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 5: Wow, that is not good. And Audrey decided before they

673
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 5: show the dating profile to the girlfriend, they wanted to

674
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 5: go through us and contact THEO first to see if, maybe, hopefully,

675
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 5: there's some reasonable explanation for it, or perhaps he was

676
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 5: just being catfished, having his picture use.

677
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Speaker 3: As a catfish, right, that's the best case scenario.

678
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No matter what though, it's that we handled

679
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 5: this the right way. That's why we've got the experts

680
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 5: ready with some top notch equality advice. Y Brook for Audrey.

681
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 3: Here, that's right. Here's the thing, Audrey.

682
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: You need to talk as little as possible in this conversation.

683
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 12: M Oh okay.

684
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 3: It's one of those like.

685
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: Give a man a rope, you know that analogy. Well, no,

686
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: he'll hang himself. Oh the more he talks, he's gonna

687
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: admit more.

688
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.

689
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Speaker 1: So I think you go in, Audrey, and you try

690
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: to be on his side from the very beginning, and

691
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: you say, listen, I don't know your girlfriend's name is,

692
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: but Mary or whoever found your dating profile on an

693
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: international dating site, Like, oh my god, I know you'd

694
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: never do that.

695
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do?

696
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: And just let him talk, okay, you know what I mean,

697
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: because you're gonna be able to tell if he's talking

698
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: in circles, if he's freaking out.

699
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 5: And then ask him if he needs a rope, and

700
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 5: see what he says really quiet, and just let him

701
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 5: walk into Yeah. Break, Yeah, that's one piece of advice, Jose,

702
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 5: What do you think to get him to come clean?

703
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 9: You just need to say, Look, if you admit to

704
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 9: me right now exactly what you and I both know

705
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 9: is happening, I won't.

706
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 3: Tell her, which is a lie, of course.

707
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 9: Because you're gonna send her the podcast anyways after this.

708
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: Or she will find out.

709
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 5: Okay, So Brooks advice is to let him do it himself.

710
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 5: Jose's advice is to press her and then promise that

711
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 5: you won't say anything.

712
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess I could do Brooks advice first,

713
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 12: and then if that doesn't seem to work.

714
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, perfect, Okay, we got a plan A and

715
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 5: then a plan B right afterwards. Alexis is fully on

716
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 5: board with I'm.

717
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 3: A great plancy, but we don't have time. Sorry.

718
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 5: Maybe if we need to plan and see Alexis will

719
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 5: jump in the middle of the column, give it to

720
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 5: you say phone call.

721
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: Plancy is always just don't confront anything, hang on.

722
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 12: Honestly, that's normally my plan A all the time, never

723
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 12: confronted anyone.

724
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 5: Well, the good news is we're here to support you

725
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 5: if you need any help. I'm sure you got it though,

726
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 5: I'm in a dial Theo's number. See what he has

727
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 5: to say?

728
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 12: Here we go, Hello, Hey, yo, Hey, this is Audrey

729
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 12: Jessica's friend.

730
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Speaker 15: What what? Why? Why are you calling me?

731
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 12: Yeah? So, like, how are you?

732
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 15: I'm fine? Do I help you with something?

733
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

734
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 12: I'm sorry. I know this is like show out of

735
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 12: the blue. I just I've got a weird question for you. Okay,

736
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 12: have you ever been on a like a dating app internationally,

737
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 12: like an international dating apps?

738
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 15: Like, have I been to France and used a dating app?

739
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 13: Yeah?

740
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 12: Actually, yeah, exactly.

741
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 15: Why are you asking me that? That's a really weird question.

742
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 12: So basically, our friend was traveling and she saw a

743
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,439
Speaker 12: profile on her international dating app and it was you.

744
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 15: I don't know, that's not possible. I don't have any

745
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 15: dating apps.

746
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 12: I saw a screenshot of it, and a lot of

747
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 12: the stuff in the bio kind of seemed like you

748
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 12: like hobbies that you've talked about.

749
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 15: I mean, people could fake that stuff. My hobbies aren't

750
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 15: that unique. I don't know what to tell you.

751
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 12: I so hear you like, I'm I'm on your side,

752
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 12: but like all of our friends know about this profile,

753
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 12: and we're gonna talk to Jessica, if we're not convinced

754
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 12: that this like, isn't you you know what I mean.

755
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 15: I don't appreciate you threatening me. That's not cool.

756
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 12: I mean, like, look, if you were in my shoes,

757
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 12: wouldn't you do the same thing. Wouldn't you want to

758
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 12: make sure that your friend isn't getting cheated on? Like

759
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 12: that's all I'm doing here.

760
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 15: I'd probably mind my own business, is what I do.

761
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 12: I'm going to be so real with you. That response

762
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 12: alone kind of told me you're doing something that you

763
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 12: shouldn't be doing. Well, I'm not so right, So like,

764
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Speaker 12: you wouldn't mind if I show that to Jessica, Yeah, I.

765
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 15: Would mind, actually, but it's none of your business what's

766
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 15: going on.

767
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 12: But there's clearly something going on.

768
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Speaker 15: I need you to just relax and be cool. You're

769
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 15: going to ruin it if you.

770
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 12: Talk to her, like, what am I ruining a relationship

771
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 12: where she's getting cheated on?

772
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 15: She's not getting cheated on. I'm using the app, Okay,

773
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 15: I admit that, but I'm not using it to date people.

774
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 12: You're using the app. So I'm gonna tell Jessica what

775
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 12: you're doing on that app.

776
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 15: I want to propose to her an Italian.

777
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 5: Huh son, it makes total sense to me.

778
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 7: Who are you dating?

779
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 3: App to propose to your girlfriend in Italian?

780
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 2: Down instead of rest a stone?

781
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 4: Who are you?

782
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 15: Who are all these other people?

783
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 5: Hey, bon Giorno, you're on an international radio show called

784
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 5: Burke and Jeffrey in the morning.

785
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 15: Audrey, what the hell is going on? Who are all

786
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 15: these people?

787
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure they introduced themselves. I got some help.

788
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 3: Wait, Audrey, do you believe him that he's going to propose?

789
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 12: Not for a second?

790
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 5: Okay, we only we didn't hear what the plan was?

791
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 5: THEO Explainah, like, if that's true. We're just trying to

792
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 5: help Audrey out, because.

793
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 15: God, I just wanted to talk to some native Italian

794
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 15: speakers about how to do it properly a.

795
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 1: Native female, Native Italian speakers who are also very sea.

796
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 5: Okay, let's not hate on this man's style of loving

797
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 5: his girlfriend. Everybody does it differently. He wants to do

798
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 5: a big romantic Italian proposal? Why that?

799
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 3: Do you believe him?

800
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 5: I'm just willing to hear him out before I crap

801
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 5: on his idea.

802
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 17: If if you were rolling with this, look, my girlfriend

803
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 17: did a semester in Italy and college. I wanted to

804
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 17: get from like the source, the most romantic, accurate way

805
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 17: to propose an Italian. I just wanted to know, like,

806
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 17: what's your dream way of being proposed to Italian women?

807
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 5: Okay, and then they help you practice it the right way.

808
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 15: Yes, that's exactly right.

809
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 5: And sends you picks of them too.

810
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 15: They don't send me picks, they just have ticks on

811
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 15: their profile.

812
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I'm just.

813
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: Trying to figure out how I mean, you want to

814
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: understand why it sounds like kind of a sketchy way

815
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: to plan a proposal.

816
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 15: Right, Like, I didn't think anybody was gonna be in

817
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 15: Italy looking up my profile frankly, like I thought that

818
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 15: that would be a lot more discreet than doing it

819
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 15: like locally.

820
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 3: I'm starting to Audrey, phil I take Spanish lessons on

821
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 3: that they live in Spain.

822
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 5: At this point, Audrey, you have all the information. What

823
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 5: are you going to do with it?

824
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 3: Supposedly you have the information.

825
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 12: I mean, Okay, when are you going to propose to her?

826
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 12: Like if it? Do you have a plan?

827
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 15: Yeah, I have a plan, but I'm not going to

828
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 15: say it on the radio.

829
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 5: Oh okay, let's turn off the broadcast real broadcast to

830
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 5: switched off. Now that's just us.

831
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: That's kind of fair, though, like, like, I feel kind

832
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: of bad that we blew up his plan.

833
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: If that's actually true.

834
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 12: If you don't propose to her in the next two months,

835
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 12: I'm have to tell her who.

836
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 3: You're gonna sit with us for that long.

837
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 12: I'm really skeptical, but that's the best way I can

838
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 12: think of to give you the benefit of the doubt.

839
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Speaker 5: Wowow okay, all right, so THEO that's it. It's official.

840
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 5: You have two months to either propose to your girlfriend

841
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 5: or I guess fly to Italy and live there permanently.

842
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 15: I promise you she's not going to be disappointed with this.

843
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 15: She's gonna be happy. Just don't screw it up.

844
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: Please, we need an update on this one guy.

845
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: I want to be tagged in proposal pictures.

846
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 2: Affair, like I have to know for me in my closure.

847
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 5: Will you give us the Italian proposal when you come

848
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 5: back and you're married.

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00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 4: Oh?

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00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 15: Sure, I'll do that.

851
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: Why didn't that's so confident?

852
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 12: I'll give you, guys an update. I'm going to call

853
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 12: you for sure, you.

854
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 3: Say, Grazzi?

855
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Grazzi text into seventy five nine too, if

856
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 5: you believe them.

857
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

858
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 5: If you're listening to the show right now, it means

859
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 5: one of two things. Either you're in some serious pain

860
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 5: because you're deeply hungover from the weekend. Oh yeah, or

861
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 5: you're boring because you didn't party on Friday for Cinco

862
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 5: de Mayah early.

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00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 3: I get it now.

864
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 5: If you're well rested, you're a square one person who

865
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 5: was out and about with all the amateur drinkers. Was

866
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 5: our own Jose Bolanos.

867
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sober now, and.

868
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 5: He was asking all the fine people stumbling around the

869
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 5: city what you're doing on Cinco de Mayo. We're gonna

870
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 5: play the audio for you coming up right after this.

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00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 5: It's Bruton Jeffrey in the morning, and you take a

872
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 5: bunch of drunk people wandering around the city and oversize sombreros.

873
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 5: Add in a guy with a microphone who looks kind

874
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 5: of Spanish but doesn't speak anything, plus a tiny gen

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00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 5: z blonde who's down to party on the fifth day

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00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 5: of any month, and what do you get? What you're

877
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 5: doing at Cinco de Maya, the unofficial holiday. That's the

878
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 5: perfect excuse to stuff your face with as many tacos

879
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 5: and margarite as mainly possible, and nobody can judge you

880
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 5: for it, which is why over the weekend we hit

881
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 5: out one of the biggest parties and covered it from

882
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 5: front to back because Jose was outside while Alexis was inside.

883
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 5: Oh my god, totally not taking free shots, just asking

884
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 5: people a simple question, what you're doing at Cinco de Mayo,

885
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 5: what you're.

886
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 3: Doing on Synco to Mayo?

887
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 1: Taking shots at tequila?

888
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: Of course? And how isn't I going for you?

889
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 10: So far?

890
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 3: Not so good? Just straight into my boss.

891
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Speaker 17: So that's gonna be an awkward conversation for wait.

892
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait, wait your boss is at the bar? Yes, okay,

893
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 6: are you gonna take a tequila shot with your boss?

894
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 3: I can't take a shot with my boss because she.

895
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 7: Thinks I am top tier em boys.

896
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 12: Oh I might send her a shot, but like try

897
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 12: to hide from her.

898
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 6: Oh so you're gonna get the boss drunker than you.

899
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she black sound forgets me.

900
00:42:59,200 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 10: That's it.

901
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 3: That's a genius idea.

902
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm a top tier employee.

903
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

904
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: I feel like she runs into her boss at every

905
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: bar and the boss still doesn't remember.

906
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so brilliant.

907
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 9: I could feel like Alex is gonna do this one

908
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 9: night she's out of the bar drunk and she's like,

909
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 9: oh my god, I got a text Brook if she

910
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 9: wants to drink with me.

911
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 5: You could tell that girl doesn't work in the radio industry, though,

912
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 5: because nobody's embarrassed drinking with your bosses in radio. Yeah,

913
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 5: that's the tamous substance that you're gonna do with the

914
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 5: higher up.

915
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: They're more drunk at the office.

916
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know we called.

917
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: You in for this meeting. Anybody want to drink before

918
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 2: we get No?

919
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 3: One want to remember while we're here.

920
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 5: What you're doing on Sinco to Myo, I'll single to Mayo.

921
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 18: I'm telling everybody and nostall thoos that single de Meyr

922
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 18: goes bad at Mexico because they got better care days,

923
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 18: they got better explosives. They even got ham go off

924
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 18: on fourth of July and not on Independence Day. But

925
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 18: I'll single the Maya.

926
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 9: Well, you said a lot of stuff there. What's a couirte?

927
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 9: What's an explosive? Why are we exploding things?

928
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 5: A courte is still a firework? Oh it's a firework.

929
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 5: Do they do it bigger?

930
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 2: In Mexico.

931
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 18: They definitely do it bigger on single than my own

932
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 18: Mexico because they got better courts, they got better fireworks

933
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 18: and explosives.

934
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 9: I'm a little concerned that that's all you're worried about

935
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 9: is arsen though, have you noticed.

936
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 18: That I'm worried about popp It's man, because all you

937
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 18: had to do is get it dud once in a

938
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 18: while and try and smack them things and pick it

939
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 18: up and go against the concrete fireworks. I'm talking about

940
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 18: Poppits man. Poppit's is a way different. They almost sound

941
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 18: like fireworks, but yeah, don't get it done.

942
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, So he likes the big things and then

943
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: he likes a little tiny pope.

944
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, all form of explosives.

945
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,240
Speaker 2: Al Ry Poppins, so like big.

946
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 5: He's the type of guy who watches like a Fast

947
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 5: and the Furious movie with sixty explosions, and he's like

948
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 5: in Mexico they do explosions so much better. The cars

949
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 5: explode all the time. It's so dope.

950
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 4: Bro.

951
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 5: Remember we're doing what you're doing at Sinco to Maya,

952
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 5: where we sent Jose and Alexis to one of the

953
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 5: biggest parties in the city. Let's go back inside and

954
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 5: see how Alexis is doing in the bar.

955
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 3: What you doing on syncre to Mayo?

956
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 5: I'm security for a gay bar.

957
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 6: Security That sounds like a tough job.

958
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 5: It can be on at times.

959
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, how many memorable times you've had to kick somebody out?

960
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 19: There was one instance where this demon tweink was trying

961
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 19: to cut the line at the bathroom and he was

962
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 19: getting lippy with everyone and say, oh, no, one can

963
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 19: tell me what to do. And I was like, well,

964
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 19: I'm gonna tell you what to do, and you have

965
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 19: a choice.

966
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 5: You can either figure it out or go home. What happened?

967
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 19: He didn't figure it out, so I sent him home.

968
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 3: Let's ta go to Mayo.

969
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 6: What would it take for you to have to kick

970
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 6: someone out? What's the like sloppy drunk? Or is it

971
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 6: cutting the bathroom lines? Is where you draw the line?

972
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 19: I just tell people don't stumble, don't fumble, don't trip,

973
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 19: and definitely don't throw up.

974
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm definitely getting kicked off. Just imagine Alexis with

975
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 5: a clipboard and checklist, being like, oh, stumbling checking my drink?

976
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 3: Check Yeah, I do you appreciate the list? That sounds

977
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 3: like a bumper sticker. Yeah, you know, it's just like

978
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 3: rules to live by that.

979
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, stumbleute. What you're doing on Sinco to Mayo?

980
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 8: Well, I don't drink, but our company's throwing a four

981
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 8: twenty style party.

982
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 5: We're gonna be smoking up, having a good time. It's

983
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 5: just gonna be a lot of fun. After hours. You're

984
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 5: trying to slow people down on Sinco. Now we're trying

985
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 5: to chill out, have a good time. Just feel the vibes,

986
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 5: maybe listen to music, have some good people around. That's

987
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 5: what we're doing.

988
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, before I let you go, mean you have

989
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 9: to sing the ceremonial Sinko to Myo song. I'll start

990
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 9: it and then you gotta just continue because everyone knows it.

991
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure I'll give it a shot. It

992
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 5: is Sinco de Mayo. I feel like I want to cry.

993
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 5: Oh you know it is Sinko to Mayo. Bro, I'm

994
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 5: just gonna get high yo, all right, happy brother. I

995
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 5: didn't know that there was an official Cinco de Mayo song.

996
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 17: Yeah.

997
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 5: Now if you if you hear it out on the streets,

998
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 5: you're gonna know. It began right here with Jose and

999
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 5: another stoner out on the.

1000
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 3: Streets, ready for another verse?

1001
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 2: What you can get Hio or goodbye?

1002
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 10: All right?

1003
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 5: Hopefully you enjoyed that if you're listening in Ohio. But

1004
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 5: that is what you're doing on Sinco. Make sure to

1005
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 5: go check out our YouTube, our install, our TikTok all

1006
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 5: of It at Brook and Jeffrey for more questionably hilarious content.

1007
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1008
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 5: It's not very often this happens, but Brooke, you're gonna

1009
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 5: be playing Brook today. Hey, our listener Brook is apparently

1010
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 5: graduating from school and she likes to do chemical peels

1011
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 5: and waxing, kind of waxing.

1012
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: Need a weed whacker over here? It's a long winner,

1013
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: you know. I just haven't really cleaned up since the Brook.

1014
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 5: Do you have any heavy duty tools that you might

1015
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 5: be able to pull out to help our Brook with

1016
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 5: her situation?

1017
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 3: Oh, besides my weed whacker?

1018
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1019
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 3: No, you have you played before? Brook?

1020
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 10: No?

1021
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 4: I have not.

1022
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 3: What made you call in?

1023
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 12: I thought it would be fun?

1024
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it sounds like so far that's not turning

1025
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: out to be.

1026
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 13: True, not quite yet.

1027
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 9: I have faith in you. You have Brook instincts. You're

1028
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 9: just gonna kick in ur game.

1029
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 5: Brook, let's see how it goes. Our Brook is leaving

1030
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 5: the studio so we can go over the rules. You

1031
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 5: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1032
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1033
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 5: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1034
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1035
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 12: I'm ready?

1036
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 5: Okay, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National

1037
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 5: Teacher's Day. In the movie Mean Girls, who plays the

1038
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 5: teacher Miss Norberry, the world's tallest waterfall is located in

1039
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 5: which continent? Erindale is the name of the kingdom From

1040
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 5: what Disney.

1041
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 13: Movie, Oh, Sleeping Beauty.

1042
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 5: Other than Paul? And what do bees collect from flowers

1043
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 5: to make honey? Do you throw an answer if you

1044
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 5: want what.

1045
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 1: You can?

1046
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 5: Hear the confidence in her voice every single time she

1047
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 5: threw out an answer five seconds later. That was wonderful.

1048
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 5: Now almost now our Brook is back in the studio here,

1049
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 5: so let's learn a little bit more about our listener Brook.

1050
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 5: Apparently she is a mom of two girls. They like

1051
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 5: to go hiking and go to the beach and are

1052
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 5: planning a trip to Missouri next week. What's in Missouri,

1053
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 5: my sister, guys?

1054
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 2: You gonna say, Louis Archer makes sense.

1055
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, what do you go and check

1056
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 5: out Missouri? Yeah, I'm not the world's largest fork in Springfield, Missouri,

1057
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 5: so really Yeah, it's thirty five feet tall.

1058
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 2: How far away is it from the world's largest spoon?

1059
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: If I want to pasta.

1060
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, they need to put them next to each other.

1061
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 5: All right, Well, Missouri should be fun besides seeing your sister.

1062
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 5: Anything else planned?

1063
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,879
Speaker 4: No, not mine.

1064
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 9: She's like, we're just picking her up and taking her

1065
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 9: out of Missouri.

1066
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 3: Change my children, and then we can just drink wine.

1067
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 3: It'll be great.

1068
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, good, we all support you. Now it's a

1069
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 5: time for our Brooks to answer some questions. You ready, Yes,

1070
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 5: your time starts now. Today is National Teacher's Day. In

1071
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 5: the movie Mean Girls, who plays the teacher Miss Norberry,

1072
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 5: the world's tallest waterfall is located in which.

1073
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 3: Continent South America.

1074
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 5: Erindale is the name of the kingdom from What Disney

1075
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 5: other than paulin what do these collect from flowers to

1076
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 5: make funny?

1077
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 12: Sure?

1078
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 5: Who was the US president during the Civil War?

1079
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 3: Lincoln?

1080
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 5: Okay, I think we're just gonna cut it. Yeah, I

1081
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 5: think we can just It's just like you all the time.

1082
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 2: I think it's your first time.

1083
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 5: It was first time on the show.

1084
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 3: Answer one question pretty much?

1085
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 12: I got a couple.

1086
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 5: Is there an audience of people there with you right now?

1087
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm out running errands with my sister and.

1088
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 5: Bred God because we could hear the chuckling.

1089
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 3: That's why I.

1090
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 1: Should talk a crap about visiting.

1091
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 10: Go.

1092
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 5: But let's go to the scoreboard to see how you

1093
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 5: both did with Jose.

1094
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 14: Why don't you tell him that your draft pick it up,

1095
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 14: don't do this, don't do that.

1096
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 2: I agree, Brook, you got zero. Yeah, we're not doing

1097
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 2: it in reverse. And Brook Fox, yes, you obviously got

1098
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 2: the dog with five cover.

1099
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 13: I'm like, oh my.

1100
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 3: God, what happened? You didn't Frozen?

1101
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 12: They're like, hang up, you know I've never seen Frozen.

1102
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Teacher's Day.

1103
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 5: The teacher Miss Norberry in the movie Mean Girls is

1104
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 5: Tina Fey. The tallest waterfall in the world is located

1105
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 5: in South America. It's Angel Falls in Venezuela. Three thousand,

1106
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 5: two hundred and twelve feet.

1107
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 3: Wow, I want to go someday.

1108
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 5: Which if you compare it to Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls

1109
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 5: is only one hundred and seventy six feet three thousand.

1110
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 3: Niagara Falls is really why Yeah, it's a wh.

1111
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 5: Whe Aarondale is the name of the kingdom from Frozen

1112
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 5: Other than Paul and Bees collect nectar to help make honey,

1113
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 5: and the US president during the Civil War, that was

1114
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 5: mister Abraham Lincoln. Yes, so, listener, Brooke, I'm sorry we

1115
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 5: did not take it easy on your first God. Well,

1116
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 5: you know what, just for being here, we're gonna give

1117
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 5: you a pair of tickets to see j Balvin at

1118
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 5: Climate Pledgerina on May sixteenth.

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Speaker 12: Hey, oh, yay, that's actually it is.

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Speaker 5: Hey, well, I can't wait to talk to you again soon.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.