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Speaker 1: Second d up Day. The guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update today had a very awkward ending
Speaker 1: to his first date. He thought he's about to seal
Speaker 1: the deal driving the girl back to his place, and
Speaker 1: then she said, nope, turn around, take me back to
Speaker 1: my car so I can go home. Oh how horrible
Speaker 1: is that? Well we'll get into that in a second.
Speaker 1: I'll have him tell us all about that. But Dane
Speaker 1: is on the phone and he wants to call a
Speaker 1: girl named Hillary today. Dane, how are you? I'm all right?
Speaker 1: How are you? Guys? I would not be all right
Speaker 1: if I were you, I'd be a very sad, broken man.
Speaker 1: After reading your email, I'm getting over it. I've had
Speaker 1: a little bit of time to heal. I guess good,
Speaker 1: good day, so hurt gool good to hear. All Right,
Speaker 1: Before we get into all that, first of all, tell
Speaker 1: me a little bit about the girl that you want
Speaker 1: us to call today. Where'd you meet her? Well, we
Speaker 1: actually met off of a Tinder okay, and U you know,
Speaker 1: I like the way that she looked, and we kind
Speaker 1: of started texting a little bit and decided that we
Speaker 1: were going to meet up for a date. And are
Speaker 1: you a guy Dane who often meets chicks off of Tinder? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: I suppose. I mean it's it's twenty fifteen. I mean
Speaker 1: that's where everybody. The technology is there, so why not
Speaker 1: you not take advantage of it? I agree with you
Speaker 1: on that one. So what did you guys do when
Speaker 1: you decided to meet up? We met up at a
Speaker 1: restaurant by the mall. We went to the kitchen and
Speaker 1: it was actually pretty the meal or the time spent
Speaker 1: with her. No, the meal, I don't know, with her
Speaker 1: was cool. The drinks were good, and the conversation was good.
Speaker 1: So did you did you purposely bring her to a
Speaker 1: restaurant that you really don't like. I didn't know it
Speaker 1: was going to be that bad. It's been a while
Speaker 1: since I've eaten there, and I was hoping that they
Speaker 1: had fixed their problem. Suddenly the second day up, they
Speaker 1: had turned to do a yell for viewer. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you didn't enjoy the food much, but you enjoyed her company,
Speaker 1: and dinner went well. Yeah, I enjoyed your company, dinner
Speaker 1: went well. She was just as hot as she was
Speaker 1: in her pictures, So that was no disappointment. It was
Speaker 1: your goal here the entire time to hook up with
Speaker 1: this girl because you met on Tinder and you just
Speaker 1: wanted or are you looking for, like to actually date someone. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that everyone's goal eventually? It's does a
Speaker 1: couple with somebody? Some people want to have a relationship
Speaker 1: with a person. Other people just want to have one night.
Speaker 1: I mean, I live by kind of the mantra, kind
Speaker 1: of that you know, you can't go in expecting too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so something came out of it. Great, But to go
Speaker 1: with the flow, you hook up, never talked to her again,
Speaker 1: that's cool. You hook up and then have a relationship
Speaker 1: with her, that's cool, right, But this tick was really cool,
Speaker 1: and I'm just kind of at a loss. You know
Speaker 1: that she hasn't called me or returning any of my
Speaker 1: text or phone calls. Well, the big thing that I
Speaker 1: picked up from your email was the car ride back
Speaker 1: to your place. Tell me a little bit about that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, here's what happens. After dinner, we went
Speaker 1: to we went to go see a movie, and uh,
Speaker 1: it was a pretty good movie. You know. During the movie,
Speaker 1: she kinda leaned her head on my shoulder, and I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, you know, it's nice. You know, so
Speaker 1: I figured, you know, what's go time? What time? Because
Speaker 1: she put her head on your shoulder, did she also
Speaker 1: make eye contact once? And you knew, you know, it's
Speaker 1: like I hope that you try to like see if
Speaker 1: she was actually answered. It was just like head on
Speaker 1: the shoulder and then all a sudden you're on zipping
Speaker 1: your pants like, no, no, it's not like I did
Speaker 1: the old hole in the popcorn bucket, you know, So
Speaker 1: that's go time for you. Huh. I just thought she
Speaker 1: was getting comfy with me, so I figured let's get
Speaker 1: out of here. So you figured let's get out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was torking in the movie. So you know, how
Speaker 1: do you how do you do that? Dane? Well, she
Speaker 1: didn't not go. She put her head on your shoulder
Speaker 1: and you just turned her like, yeah, I know what
Speaker 1: that means, get out of here? That is that is impressive, Dane.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that she understood your intentions? I mean,
Speaker 1: what would you have thought that I wanted to go
Speaker 1: have coffee. Honestly, I think head on her shoulder is
Speaker 1: so innocent, like hand on a thigh maybe indicates a
Speaker 1: little bit more. Head on her shoulder. Well, do you
Speaker 1: remember I did meet this girl on Tinder? Yeahs Usually
Speaker 1: tender's pretty much on hookup app. So if you go
Speaker 1: out on a Tinder day and somebody says let's get
Speaker 1: out of here, usually means go back to my place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And on her tender profile, it's not like you know,
Speaker 1: some people on Tinder they say, you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: here for hookups, swipe left. And she didn't have that, okay,
Speaker 1: So obviously regardless, she agreed to go in your car
Speaker 1: with you wherever you're going when you said let's get
Speaker 1: out of here. That says a lot to me. And
Speaker 1: she had her own car, okay. So what happened in
Speaker 1: the car ride? Then we're just kind of chit chat.
Speaker 1: About halfway over to my house, she gave me the
Speaker 1: old I shouldn't do this routine, okay, and she asked
Speaker 1: she had to fileud drive her back to her car,
Speaker 1: and so said, I are you sure? And you know
Speaker 1: she she was, I guess and you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: a creep. So I took her back to over to
Speaker 1: the mall where car was. That's way less than what
Speaker 1: I would have done. Are you sure I would have
Speaker 1: actually pulled the car over, got on my hands and
Speaker 1: knees and begged please, we're almost there, were almost please
Speaker 1: come back with me. Well maybe that's how I felt inside,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to actually say that I didn't
Speaker 1: do that. But all right, So so you took her
Speaker 1: back to her car and dropped her off. Did you
Speaker 1: guys kiss or anything? No? Uh, And that was that
Speaker 1: was kind of weird too. Actually, yeah, I dropped her
Speaker 1: off and I asked her if I did something wrong,
Speaker 1: and she just said, you know, it was the first
Speaker 1: date and we should probably take things slow. And she
Speaker 1: gave me a hug. So the closest intimacy you guys
Speaker 1: had was head on shoulder and hug. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: You know. She was like, yeah, you know, text me
Speaker 1: or call me, and I was like, okay, So I
Speaker 1: have a couple of times, text her a couple of times,
Speaker 1: called her a couple of times. And I don't head
Speaker 1: it nothing at all, not even like a hey or nice.
Speaker 1: But decision not nothing. Okay. Do you remember a moment
Speaker 1: in the car where her mood changed, where she started
Speaker 1: second guessing what she was doing. Yeah, about the time
Speaker 1: when you said I really shouldn't do this fills it
Speaker 1: out for you. All right, man, Well we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: day update. Okay, all right, great, all right man? Oh
Speaker 1: mind looking jubil in the morning. Second Dane, I think
Speaker 1: I know how you screwed up on your first date.
Speaker 1: You do, I do. I think you gave your date
Speaker 1: too much time to think about her bad decision. No,
Speaker 1: that's what I think happened. Why is there going to
Speaker 1: be a bad decision because it's you, Dane. If you're
Speaker 1: just tuning in for the second day update, Dane met
Speaker 1: this girl off a tender. They went and had dinner,
Speaker 1: went to the movies. During the movie, she put her
Speaker 1: head on his shoulder and to Dane, he was like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's time to do this. So he said let's get
Speaker 1: out of here, and they were driving back to his place,
Speaker 1: but like halfway there, she stopped and said, nope, I'm
Speaker 1: not down. Take me back to my car. Dane, being
Speaker 1: the gentleman that he is, took her back to the
Speaker 1: car and Drop Dropping hasn't heard from her since. But
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is you gave her too much time
Speaker 1: when she put her head on your shoulder instantly. Pants
Speaker 1: should have come off. Should do it right there in
Speaker 1: the movie theater. You gotta when opportunity knocks, you gotta
Speaker 1: answer the call. Don't give it too much time for
Speaker 1: her to think about it. I think that's to get arrested. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's worth it, trust me, it's worth it, all right?
Speaker 1: And are you looking for another date with this girl?
Speaker 1: Are you looking to finish what got stopped in the
Speaker 1: middle of the drive. Yeah, yeah, either one. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: asking some very obvious questions to this guy. He just
Speaker 1: wants to get a piece. And then if it turns
Speaker 1: into more simple, I need to be more simple. Yes
Speaker 1: you do. Here we go, Dane. I'm about to call
Speaker 1: it right now and get your second date. Update. Oh hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Hillary please? This is Hillary? Hey Hillary,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Hey, Hey, Hey, what's going on? Who
Speaker 1: is this Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because somebody recently emailed us about you.
Speaker 1: I recently got an email from somebody who wanted us
Speaker 1: to get in touch with you. His name is Dane.
Speaker 1: Oh and you went out on a date with Dane
Speaker 1: a little while ago, remember him? Yeah? Okay, Well, Dane
Speaker 1: really enjoyed your time together. He told us a little
Speaker 1: bit about your date. But he actually wanted us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone to find out why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back, because he would love to see
Speaker 1: you again. I'm just not really interested anymore. Okay. He
Speaker 1: told us about your date. He said that you guys
Speaker 1: are actually on the way back to his house and
Speaker 1: you told him to turn around. He told you about
Speaker 1: what actually happened on our date. Yeah. Yeah, because we
Speaker 1: were going to call you out of the blue without
Speaker 1: knowing what he thought of the date. So we talked
Speaker 1: to him a little bit about it, and he said
Speaker 1: he had a great time. You went to dinner, in
Speaker 1: a movie, and then he was hoping for more and
Speaker 1: then you asked him to turn around and take you
Speaker 1: back to your car. Wha, Yeah, that that kind of happened.
Speaker 1: Did he say something to you to make you have
Speaker 1: a change of heart? Well, you know, you know he
Speaker 1: shouldn't ask somebody on the first date what their favorite
Speaker 1: type of condoms are? That was awesome question he asked you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that threw me off. Yeah, I would think so how
Speaker 1: did that? How did that come up? How did that
Speaker 1: come up? Yeah? I've been on a lot of dates
Speaker 1: before and I've never once asked anybody what their favorite
Speaker 1: condoms alone on our first date. Yeah, yeah, there was
Speaker 1: just like that. It was just kind of like out
Speaker 1: of the mood. Like one minute where talking about how
Speaker 1: awful dinner was, and then he's like, so, hey, what's
Speaker 1: your favorite type of condoms? It's even a creepier way
Speaker 1: to put it, not what kind of condoms, He's like,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite condom? It kind of almost sounds like
Speaker 1: he's calling you slutty a little bit, like, hey, I
Speaker 1: know you use a lot of condoms, what's your favorite one?
Speaker 1: I know? Like curiously, like that was just offensive, Like
Speaker 1: what kind of girl does he think that I am?
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you answer him? No? I was like no,
Speaker 1: I think you know, I think that maybe we should
Speaker 1: just call it a night. Yeah, that's a way to
Speaker 1: kill the mood. I think I don't even like having
Speaker 1: to go grab one, like from my dresser drawer. I
Speaker 1: feel like it kills the mood, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But then it'll be like, hey, I hope this one's
Speaker 1: appropriate for you. Yeah, I got a whole plethora of
Speaker 1: sizes and shapes whatever you want. Oh man, Hillary, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that you had to go through that. Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I should also tell you that Dane's actually on the
Speaker 1: phone and listening to this too. What Yeah, he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line. Hi Hillary. Uh, I'm really I'm
Speaker 1: really kind of floored, like I didn't realize. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you know, what can I really say? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that you got offended, but I'm not sorry for
Speaker 1: asking you that question. I think it's kind of a
Speaker 1: fair question to ask. I thought it was being nice's flight.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? You thought that I was that kind
Speaker 1: of girl? Well, it's I think you're a particular kind
Speaker 1: of girl. But we were heading back to my house.
Speaker 1: We left the movie a little early. We were heading
Speaker 1: back to my house. I mean, I maybe I just
Speaker 1: had the wrong assumption. Yeah, maybe you think maybe possibly, Well,
Speaker 1: when you've got in my car, maybe it would have
Speaker 1: been nice to tell me that, hey, I just want
Speaker 1: to cuddle or something like that. I thought I was.
Speaker 1: I thought it was actually a pretty logical question in
Speaker 1: this day and age. Logical you think that's logical, Like
Speaker 1: it would have been nicer if you but they just
Speaker 1: asked what kind of flowers I like? Now? What kind
Speaker 1: of condoms I want? What? Why would I ask you
Speaker 1: about flowers when we're about to go back to my
Speaker 1: house and have sex? About flowers? Even that's what's going
Speaker 1: to happen. You don't know that? Well, come on, I
Speaker 1: met you off tender. That's good right there. Just because
Speaker 1: I met you out tender doesn't mean that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sleep with you. You I don't know what you're going
Speaker 1: back to my house? And Hillary, why wouldn't you have
Speaker 1: just told him at that point, hey, we are not
Speaker 1: going to need condoms because we're not doing that. Well,
Speaker 1: I said, take me back to my car. That was
Speaker 1: That was enough? Wow. I think the polite thing was
Speaker 1: to ask you what kind of condoms you want? To
Speaker 1: impolite thing was to not come back. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: You're the one who's wrong. You're Hillary. Hey, Hillary, would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Dane?
Speaker 1: I will pay for it. I really would like to. Hell, No,
Speaker 1: I will not go out on another date with him,
Speaker 1: all right, I kind of figured as much. Well, Hillary,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for your time. I appreciate it, sure,
Speaker 1: thank you. One thing that I do need to know, though,
Speaker 1: is what is your favorite kindoms? Vied for her pleasure.
Speaker 1: Nice choice girl to say broken jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: The text and eight five nine two says that dude
Speaker 1: had a point. They were on the way back to
Speaker 1: his house, but it's still a very awkward question. That
Speaker 1: guy is just dumb. They're talking about the second date.
Speaker 1: Update is broke and jewel in the morning. I'm moving
Speaker 1: ninety two point five. This guy, Dane wanted us to
Speaker 1: call this girl Hillary back after their date. Didn't understand why.
Speaker 1: After they had saw a movie and they were heading
Speaker 1: back to his place, she said, turn the car around,
Speaker 1: we're not going back there. Well, on the way there,
Speaker 1: he looked at her and said, what's your favorite condom?
Speaker 1: Because apparently he didn't have any protection to his house
Speaker 1: and wanted to get some. But that's a very weird
Speaker 1: way to phrase it, and it made her fell awkward
Speaker 1: and it killed the mood and she doesn't really want
Speaker 1: to see him again. Good for him for using protection him.
Speaker 1: That's a positive, but always take it with you or
Speaker 1: stop in the circle. Hey, why don't I grab a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine? Some v now say it like that too,
Speaker 1: and then bite your lower lip after you say it.
Speaker 1: But the sky's it was something else like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: grab some wine. And then you go in there and
Speaker 1: then you just like clear the condom, aisle out and
Speaker 1: you come out with like a back full of columns
Speaker 1: and like beer. You know. They also try to disguise
Speaker 1: it a little bit boxes where you can get like
Speaker 1: a multipack. So you just have some options. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second day up, they don't
Speaker 1: have to do an email the show Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: at moving nine two five dot com. We will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back two point five