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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's time for today's strawberry letter, the

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Speaker 1: subject I'm selfish and tired of sharing, But right now

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Speaker 1: it is the nephew with today's prank phone call What

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Speaker 1: you got for his naff? Well, we're in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the NBA playoffs, ladies and gentlemen, that's where we are.

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Speaker 1: You know that we are in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: NBA playoffs. So what better prank than to give you?

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Speaker 1: Is this one right here? The n b A party.

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Speaker 1: The n b A party. Okay, let's go cat. Hello,

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Speaker 1: hellong time. I'm I'm looking for Brandy. Hey brand, How

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Speaker 1: you doing this? Poncho man, I'm one of Marcus his boys.

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Speaker 1: How you doing man? Oh? Yeah, hey, what's that? Ye

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Speaker 1: talked to markets man. He would tell me about you know,

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Speaker 1: the uh the playoff party man for for for Sunday man,

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Speaker 1: so uh he told me if it was cool, I

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Speaker 1: would come through. Man. I just want to call it

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Speaker 1: and Holly, you see if I can if I need

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Speaker 1: to bring anything, uh food or some drinks or whatever.

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Speaker 1: You know, you took your friends of markets. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is puncho man. I'm friends of Mark. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it's cool. Yeah yeah, now you're either read unless,

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Speaker 1: of course, you know you drink himself a special but

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's excuse me, Marcus, and uh you know,

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Speaker 1: couple other boys gonna be here and uh you know,

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Speaker 1: what are you wanna bringing to me while I'll be

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Speaker 1: so yeah, that's cool. Okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting? Man?

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Speaker 1: He told me like around one. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be here all day, but you know you're coming through

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Speaker 1: by one, one, two o'clock. You know that before the

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Speaker 1: game he started with had a you know, got the

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Speaker 1: slap screen go on if it's to be laid out,

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Speaker 1: so uh yeah, just come on through whenever you come through,

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Speaker 1: all right, just remember man, puncho all right, I'll be there.

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Speaker 1: I got it all right, cool, all right, Hello, hey

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Speaker 1: hey brand yo, hey punch you again. Man, listen real quick?

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Speaker 1: How much how much food? And and and and and

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Speaker 1: look at do you have? Uh? I think we got

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Speaker 1: enough for for something? It was why what you got

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Speaker 1: going on? What's up? Yeah? Yeah yeah, I got I

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Speaker 1: got like three boys gonna ride with me. Man. I

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Speaker 1: just want to make sure you got enough over there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who is this again? This puncho? You know we talked

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Speaker 1: about thirty minutes ago. This puncho a mar Marca's friends, right, right,

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Speaker 1: ok uh, I mean I called you about thirty minutes ago,

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Speaker 1: told you, Marcus told me it was ok yeah, that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry for I'm bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess it's all right. So you know,

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Speaker 1: we ain't trying to overloade the joint, man, just you know,

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Speaker 1: I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,

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Speaker 1: then but that's cool. You can come through. It ain't

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Speaker 1: but three guys, man, It ain't be three guys coming

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Speaker 1: with me. Man. They they they they're really cool. Man.

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Speaker 1: We we we we we we were bringing something to

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Speaker 1: put on your pit or whatever. You know, it'll it'll

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Speaker 1: be good. Okay, yeah, yeah that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on through that all right? All right? A right,

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Speaker 1: I talked to you. I talked to you, all right,

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Speaker 1: Brett is uh wait, is one of Marcas? It is

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Speaker 1: one of the guys Marcus. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I got it's it's three guys me. I made four,

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Speaker 1: all right late Hello, hey Brad, punch you again. Man. Listen, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna bring one more Um, I'm I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: ump your brakes player, Wait, hold up, hold up? Now,

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Speaker 1: what's up you? Marcus is friend? Yeah, you're me and

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Speaker 1: I'm Puncho. Yeah, okay, I know you Parcho man, but

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Speaker 1: cool with me. That's my fault. We go way back.

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Speaker 1: And if you cool with him too, then okay, you

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Speaker 1: mo ain't like that, man, man, I mean placing that big.

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Speaker 1: You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here.

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Speaker 1: So if you're coming through, you come through. You know,

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Speaker 1: I know that we're gonna we're gonna leave it and

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Speaker 1: get over there like about one. And you say it's cool, right, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean like what this one, Simone is our last

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Speaker 1: Simone is is light skinned. Yeah, you keep on describing her.

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Speaker 1: Don't you give me about her either. You know you

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Speaker 1: call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, I get this number,

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Speaker 1: it time. You're probably calling the record from her. That's now.

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Speaker 1: My boy gave me this. Leave leave simone out of this. Man,

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Speaker 1: at all. Don't don't call her my wife. Just bring

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Speaker 1: for you. I got a three eight, I gotta smith,

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Speaker 1: I got a question. I got a size fourteen tiller

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Speaker 1: and go right up your So you just come on

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Speaker 1: over this part, okay, hey man, hey man, listen, listen,

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Speaker 1: my boy my boy gave me your number. Man, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know who my boy is Mark, I said,

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Speaker 1: he don't know you, Marcas don't know me. But guess

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Speaker 1: who else knows me? Though that you don't know what's

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Speaker 1: say something? Hey, Brad, this is if you time me

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Speaker 1: man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus

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Speaker 1: got me to prank phone call you. What I don't

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Speaker 1: give it is this son? Come on? Yeah? Yeah, hey Brad,

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Speaker 1: what was you gonna do with the party? Man? Damn? Man? Uh,

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Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio show in the land. It's the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. H Come on, baby, come on you.

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Speaker 1: It's that few up in here, that few game you

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Speaker 1: with you just to watch a game? But he's bringing

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Speaker 1: baby confusing? Yeah, I have one light skiing, got the helicat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, keep on. That was crazy. You know

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Speaker 1: and he's single, yeah, I've been dating about it year man,

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Speaker 1: But who counts? Say wait a minute, what a much nephew,

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Speaker 1: your nephew. Don't say we surely this is what I do.

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Speaker 1: Don't you want? You want? But guess what next week

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Speaker 1: I'll be back doing it again. I just say Monday. Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: but Jinior Beach July sixteen, seventeenth and eighteenth. Nephew is

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Speaker 1: coming to town. That's sixteen seventeen eighteeh, the Virginia Beach

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Speaker 1: seal written. Now alright, nephew, here we go, coming up,

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Next subject unselfish and tired of sharing. Alright,

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Speaker 1: Me and the boys will respond right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.