WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Jane. All right, coming up at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry

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<v Speaker 1>letter for today, the subject your best friend is my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that a little later, but right now

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<v Speaker 1>the Nephew is here to go Rogue about to go

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<v Speaker 1>roll with nice son Rogue. Certainly, here go my goal Rod.

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<v Speaker 1>When going road goes right, okay, here we go, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>get a phone call to come out for one week

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<v Speaker 1>to open up for the legendary Luther Van Draws. I

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<v Speaker 1>get to do one week opening for the man himself,

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest crona of all times. Open up for Luke

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth week. I'm like, man, I'm crying out and

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<v Speaker 1>done a week. I'm happy to road. Manager come to

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<v Speaker 1>me and said, hey, kid, the boss wants you to

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<v Speaker 1>keep you. I say, well, I said, what about that

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<v Speaker 1>other comedian? Do you care about him? I said no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know him like that. And for the

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<v Speaker 1>next three years, Baby the Nephew was opening up for

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<v Speaker 1>the legendary Luther Van Joe's. That's what I called when

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<v Speaker 1>going Roll goes right? Something wrong? I got the prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call for you. Can you bring me some paper?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you bring me some paper. That sounds pretty simple,

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<v Speaker 1>right there, don't it? Take a list? Right on? Right? Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 1>This Una, this Chalotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you boy, I'm with my feet, um um, house

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<v Speaker 1>sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>told me she was going outtown. What can I do

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<v Speaker 1>for your brother? I caught y'all down on the way, man, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the house both I house. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay. Now she

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<v Speaker 1>loved me a number, man, love me, y'all know me?

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<v Speaker 1>And then she loved miss Dars. No, I try to

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<v Speaker 1>call Miss Dars, but nobody answered the phone. Yes, she

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<v Speaker 1>normally in church around this time. Real said she was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're

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<v Speaker 1>dying there right right? Right? Then she told me if

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<v Speaker 1>I got an emergency anything, that I could reach out

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<v Speaker 1>to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you are you busy right now? Man? Well, actually, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner, and

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<v Speaker 1>uh got some meat on the grill. But other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, okay, I mean you you you are you

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<v Speaker 1>able to help me out with something right quick? Or

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<v Speaker 1>you got you got time for that? Well? Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I

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<v Speaker 1>can help you with, I you know, I don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>coming down there and and uh showing your doing whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, when

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<v Speaker 1>you help to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no, no news. But let

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<v Speaker 1>me some paper. You have some paper? What notebook paper? No?

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<v Speaker 1>See man, listen, Charlie. Like I said, my name is Scotty. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself

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<v Speaker 1>and little sit you shot here down here read the

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<v Speaker 1>house man, and I I didn't. Man. I'm in a situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't

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<v Speaker 1>no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're on mind, I'm sitting here my legs and got

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<v Speaker 1>none my my can feel my my, my whole little body.

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<v Speaker 1>Man from buck down I can't feel nothing in my feet,

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<v Speaker 1>everything and went to sleep on me. Hold up, Bay,

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<v Speaker 1>this dude out here at read the house saying he

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<v Speaker 1>wants me to bring here some because he didn't got

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<v Speaker 1>numbed sitting on the TRUCKK Man, look at here, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking. I wish I could

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<v Speaker 1>help you, but you know, I mean, I can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you here about four hours of doctor uhould run down

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<v Speaker 1>here right quickly. I'm at the back door. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say. Man, I understand all that you're saying, but

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking for

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. We're having a little special occasion because our

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<v Speaker 1>kids and stuff going, and I can't to leave her

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Just become bring you know paper now. What

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you to do is just reda got

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<v Speaker 1>one of them tis or something? Town Man, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but

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<v Speaker 1>lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you acting like I caused you to not have

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<v Speaker 1>them handcakes bath all I'm asking for just and they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take no more for two or three minutes. Run

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<v Speaker 1>down here right quick and bringing the paper man, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you get on back to your downer. Well what

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<v Speaker 1>you was suning like what you need to do? But

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<v Speaker 1>you said you had emergency, that's out the house or

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs had got out of you had locked yourself

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<v Speaker 1>out the house. But I'm not gonna come down and

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<v Speaker 1>bring you know, take me because that don't sound like emergencies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>just jump you about your clothes, getting the shower and

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<v Speaker 1>wipe this. So I'm not Finn the dog. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm numb right now, man, I need some

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<v Speaker 1>help and over. So you want me to come down there,

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some toilet papers, pick your numbers. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>get up out. If I was to help you, lass,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like the merging. Like a little quick

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<v Speaker 1>fix to get your drawings and wipe with your drawings

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<v Speaker 1>the way, go get you some moose. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to walk full houses down there to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you some toilet paper. Your legs now, I'm high. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna get up? And over there. No, the

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<v Speaker 1>backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come in

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<v Speaker 1>here and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that, but I'm not going to come down and

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<v Speaker 1>bring you know paper. I'm not going to bring you

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<v Speaker 1>bring me some damn paper down here? Man, you man, say, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>who the hell you? Thank you? Hiling that you need me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need you? Well, won't you do something? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You see, I'm sitting in a situation the reader left

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<v Speaker 1>y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to

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<v Speaker 1>your house watching man's crazy. Baby, Man, what throw with you?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some

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<v Speaker 1>new paper. I told you that. I was on in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear no about and I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>coming down there to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, child,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man, Look like I

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<v Speaker 1>told you before, I asy to bring you know paper

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<v Speaker 1>down there. We're on white notes on this street like

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<v Speaker 1>old on. Man. I can't just you can't just leave

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<v Speaker 1>me here. And I'm numb like this to come bring

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<v Speaker 1>no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible

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<v Speaker 1>when he going into the restroom. YouTube wrong for that

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<v Speaker 1>that this is sent your wasting though this is an emergency, man, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sal in the emergency. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>personal problem that you got going on. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>get off of here, man, you know, piss me off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give them about you being piste out man,

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<v Speaker 1>not a fact. Soon as you get your out of there,

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<v Speaker 1>you so, man, you come on down here. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>with You're coming down there the way I am just

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<v Speaker 1>like this hell, and I'm anna warp your for not

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<v Speaker 1>helping me while I'm gonna sit your weight, brill. I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more thing I need to say to you

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm gonna do, is you're listening ring. I got

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<v Speaker 1>some snake skin and shoes and fit right up in

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<v Speaker 1>your clean up. Only I got one more thing and

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<v Speaker 1>you listening, man? What the man like I said? What

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<v Speaker 1>you got to say? Man? That's his nephew tom Me

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<v Speaker 1>from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

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<v Speaker 1>by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banner from the radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a whoop reader, got you toling? Man, you had me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to come down there man and throw

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<v Speaker 1>down and whoop you. You better be glad I'm eating.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it. Man, you had me. I'm putting

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<v Speaker 1>on my shoes as I was talking to you, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>coming down there for real from me talking about you

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<v Speaker 1>need me to bring you. Wait till I talked to reading,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't get Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing. What is what is the baddest I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the baddest radio show in the land, The

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey Show. Y'all playing practical jokes, folks. Man, give

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<v Speaker 1>it to me, baby, give it to me baby. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, And I'm gonna say something. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how nobody gonna take it. But you know what. I

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<v Speaker 1>love though, But I love the violent tendencies of black men.

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<v Speaker 1>No really, man, no, seriously, it comes from a place

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<v Speaker 1>where we're from. It's just so many of us that

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<v Speaker 1>come from that type of environment where Okay, hold up,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been talking. Just talking. Ain't working. Let's get these

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<v Speaker 1>hands out. I'll put my shoes on and fitting to

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<v Speaker 1>come down there. And dog, I love the violent tendencies

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<v Speaker 1>of black men. Okay, we've tried to help you. Hey bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. And then after that, ready set, let's go. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised at your ability to keep them on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone that long. I really am never what he did.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang up, he hung up, hung up? All right, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Nev Strawberry letter coming up next. Your best friend is

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.