Speaker 1: Mary Jane. All right, coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
Speaker 1: letter for today, the subject your best friend is my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that a little later, but right now
Speaker 1: the Nephew is here to go Rogue about to go
Speaker 1: roll with nice son Rogue. Certainly, here go my goal Rod.
Speaker 1: When going road goes right, okay, here we go, y'all
Speaker 1: get a phone call to come out for one week
Speaker 1: to open up for the legendary Luther Van Draws. I
Speaker 1: get to do one week opening for the man himself,
Speaker 1: the greatest crona of all times. Open up for Luke
Speaker 1: the fourth week. I'm like, man, I'm crying out and
Speaker 1: done a week. I'm happy to road. Manager come to
Speaker 1: me and said, hey, kid, the boss wants you to
Speaker 1: keep you. I say, well, I said, what about that
Speaker 1: other comedian? Do you care about him? I said no,
Speaker 1: I don't even know him like that. And for the
Speaker 1: next three years, Baby the Nephew was opening up for
Speaker 1: the legendary Luther Van Joe's. That's what I called when
Speaker 1: going Roll goes right? Something wrong? I got the prank
Speaker 1: phone call for you. Can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 1: Can you bring me some paper. That sounds pretty simple,
Speaker 1: right there, don't it? Take a list? Right on? Right? Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte,
Speaker 1: This Una, this Chalotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm you boy, I'm with my feet, um um, house
Speaker 1: sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she
Speaker 1: told me she was going outtown. What can I do
Speaker 1: for your brother? I caught y'all down on the way, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the house both I house. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay. Now she
Speaker 1: loved me a number, man, love me, y'all know me?
Speaker 1: And then she loved miss Dars. No, I try to
Speaker 1: call Miss Dars, but nobody answered the phone. Yes, she
Speaker 1: normally in church around this time. Real said she was
Speaker 1: gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're
Speaker 1: dying there right right? Right? Then she told me if
Speaker 1: I got an emergency anything, that I could reach out
Speaker 1: to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay? Are
Speaker 1: you are you busy right now? Man? Well, actually, I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner, and
Speaker 1: uh got some meat on the grill. But other than that,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you you are you
Speaker 1: able to help me out with something right quick? Or
Speaker 1: you got you got time for that? Well? Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I
Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind
Speaker 1: coming down there and and uh showing your doing whatever
Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, when
Speaker 1: you help to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no news. But let
Speaker 1: me some paper. You have some paper? What notebook paper? No?
Speaker 1: See man, listen, Charlie. Like I said, my name is Scotty. Man.
Speaker 1: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself
Speaker 1: and little sit you shot here down here read the
Speaker 1: house man, and I I didn't. Man. I'm in a situation.
Speaker 1: I actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't
Speaker 1: no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want
Speaker 1: me to bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if
Speaker 1: you're on mind, I'm sitting here my legs and got
Speaker 1: none my my can feel my my, my whole little body.
Speaker 1: Man from buck down I can't feel nothing in my feet,
Speaker 1: everything and went to sleep on me. Hold up, Bay,
Speaker 1: this dude out here at read the house saying he
Speaker 1: wants me to bring here some because he didn't got
Speaker 1: numbed sitting on the TRUCKK Man, look at here, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. I wish I could
Speaker 1: help you, but you know, I mean, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you here about four hours of doctor uhould run down
Speaker 1: here right quickly. I'm at the back door. I have
Speaker 1: to say. Man, I understand all that you're saying, but
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking for
Speaker 1: my wife. We're having a little special occasion because our
Speaker 1: kids and stuff going, and I can't to leave her
Speaker 1: like that. Just become bring you know paper now. What
Speaker 1: I can't tell you to do is just reda got
Speaker 1: one of them tis or something? Town Man, I'm not
Speaker 1: using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but
Speaker 1: lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you,
Speaker 1: and you acting like I caused you to not have
Speaker 1: them handcakes bath all I'm asking for just and they're
Speaker 1: gonna take no more for two or three minutes. Run
Speaker 1: down here right quick and bringing the paper man, and
Speaker 1: then you get on back to your downer. Well what
Speaker 1: you was suning like what you need to do? But
Speaker 1: you said you had emergency, that's out the house or
Speaker 1: the dogs had got out of you had locked yourself
Speaker 1: out the house. But I'm not gonna come down and
Speaker 1: bring you know, take me because that don't sound like emergencies.
Speaker 1: That's not like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: just jump you about your clothes, getting the shower and
Speaker 1: wipe this. So I'm not Finn the dog. That's like
Speaker 1: I said, I'm numb right now, man, I need some
Speaker 1: help and over. So you want me to come down there,
Speaker 1: bring you some toilet papers, pick your numbers. You can't
Speaker 1: get up out. If I was to help you, lass,
Speaker 1: then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in
Speaker 1: an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,
Speaker 1: that don't sound like the merging. Like a little quick
Speaker 1: fix to get your drawings and wipe with your drawings
Speaker 1: the way, go get you some moose. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to walk full houses down there to bring
Speaker 1: you some toilet paper. Your legs now, I'm high. How
Speaker 1: are you gonna get up? And over there. No, the
Speaker 1: backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come in
Speaker 1: here and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I
Speaker 1: understand that, but I'm not going to come down and
Speaker 1: bring you know paper. I'm not going to bring you
Speaker 1: bring me some damn paper down here? Man, you man, say, Man,
Speaker 1: who the hell you? Thank you? Hiling that you need me?
Speaker 1: I don't need you? Well, won't you do something? Man?
Speaker 1: You see, I'm sitting in a situation the reader left
Speaker 1: y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to
Speaker 1: your house watching man's crazy. Baby, Man, what throw with you?
Speaker 1: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some
Speaker 1: new paper. I told you that. I was on in
Speaker 1: the middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner,
Speaker 1: and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear no about and I ain't
Speaker 1: coming down there to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, child,
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man, Look like I
Speaker 1: told you before, I asy to bring you know paper
Speaker 1: down there. We're on white notes on this street like
Speaker 1: old on. Man. I can't just you can't just leave
Speaker 1: me here. And I'm numb like this to come bring
Speaker 1: no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible
Speaker 1: when he going into the restroom. YouTube wrong for that
Speaker 1: that this is sent your wasting though this is an emergency, man, Man,
Speaker 1: that don't sal in the emergency. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: personal problem that you got going on. I want to
Speaker 1: get off of here, man, you know, piss me off.
Speaker 1: I don't give them about you being piste out man,
Speaker 1: not a fact. Soon as you get your out of there,
Speaker 1: you so, man, you come on down here. I'm coming
Speaker 1: with You're coming down there the way I am just
Speaker 1: like this hell, and I'm anna warp your for not
Speaker 1: helping me while I'm gonna sit your weight, brill. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna do, is you're listening ring. I got
Speaker 1: some snake skin and shoes and fit right up in
Speaker 1: your clean up. Only I got one more thing and
Speaker 1: you listening, man? What the man like I said? What
Speaker 1: you got to say? Man? That's his nephew tom Me
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
Speaker 1: by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banner from the radio station.
Speaker 1: Is this coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm
Speaker 1: a whoop reader, got you toling? Man, you had me.
Speaker 1: I was going to come down there man and throw
Speaker 1: down and whoop you. You better be glad I'm eating.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Man, you had me. I'm putting
Speaker 1: on my shoes as I was talking to you, I'm
Speaker 1: coming down there for real from me talking about you
Speaker 1: need me to bring you. Wait till I talked to reading,
Speaker 1: she didn't get Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man,
Speaker 1: one more thing. What is what is the baddest I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, The
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Y'all playing practical jokes, folks. Man, give
Speaker 1: it to me, baby, give it to me baby. You
Speaker 1: know what, And I'm gonna say something. I don't know
Speaker 1: how nobody gonna take it. But you know what. I
Speaker 1: love though, But I love the violent tendencies of black men.
Speaker 1: No really, man, no, seriously, it comes from a place
Speaker 1: where we're from. It's just so many of us that
Speaker 1: come from that type of environment where Okay, hold up,
Speaker 1: we've been talking. Just talking. Ain't working. Let's get these
Speaker 1: hands out. I'll put my shoes on and fitting to
Speaker 1: come down there. And dog, I love the violent tendencies
Speaker 1: of black men. Okay, we've tried to help you. Hey bro,
Speaker 1: I can't. And then after that, ready set, let's go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised at your ability to keep them on the
Speaker 1: phone that long. I really am never what he did.
Speaker 1: Hang up, he hung up, hung up? All right, thank you,
Speaker 1: Nev Strawberry letter coming up next. Your best friend is
Speaker 1: my girlfriend. We'll get into it right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.