1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Mary Jane. All right, coming up at the top of 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: letter for today, the subject your best friend is my girlfriend. 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,120 Speaker 1: We'll get into that a little later, but right now 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: the Nephew is here to go Rogue about to go 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: roll with nice son Rogue. Certainly, here go my goal Rod. 7 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: When going road goes right, okay, here we go, y'all 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: get a phone call to come out for one week 9 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,880 Speaker 1: to open up for the legendary Luther Van Draws. I 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: get to do one week opening for the man himself, 11 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: the greatest crona of all times. Open up for Luke 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: the fourth week. I'm like, man, I'm crying out and 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: done a week. I'm happy to road. Manager come to 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: me and said, hey, kid, the boss wants you to 15 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: keep you. I say, well, I said, what about that 16 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: other comedian? Do you care about him? I said no, 17 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 1: I don't even know him like that. And for the 18 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: next three years, Baby the Nephew was opening up for 19 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: the legendary Luther Van Joe's. That's what I called when 20 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,559 Speaker 1: going Roll goes right? Something wrong? I got the prank 21 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: phone call for you. Can you bring me some paper? 22 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: Can you bring me some paper. That sounds pretty simple, 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:24,040 Speaker 1: right there, don't it? Take a list? Right on? Right? Hello, Hello, 24 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: This Una, this Chalotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um, 26 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 1: I'm you boy, I'm with my feet, um um, house 27 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: sitting for reader. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she 28 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: told me she was going outtown. What can I do 29 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 1: for your brother? I caught y'all down on the way, man, yeah, 30 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: I mean the house both I house. Yeah, I think 31 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay. Now she 32 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: loved me a number, man, love me, y'all know me? 33 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: And then she loved miss Dars. No, I try to 34 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 1: call Miss Dars, but nobody answered the phone. Yes, she 35 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: normally in church around this time. Real said she was 36 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: gonna be gone for a minute. So you say you're 37 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: dying there right right? Right? Then she told me if 38 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: I got an emergency anything, that I could reach out 39 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: to y'all and call y'all. Right, right, right, okay? Are 40 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: you are you busy right now? Man? Well, actually, I'm 41 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner, and 42 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: uh got some meat on the grill. But other than that, 43 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you you are you 44 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: able to help me out with something right quick? Or 45 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: you got you got time for that? Well? Like I said, 46 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I 47 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind 48 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: coming down there and and uh showing your doing whatever 49 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, when 50 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: you help to have any paper? Man, any paper? Yeah, 51 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to 52 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no news. But let 53 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: me some paper. You have some paper? What notebook paper? No? 54 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: See man, listen, Charlie. Like I said, my name is Scotty. Man. 55 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself 56 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 1: and little sit you shot here down here read the 57 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: house man, and I I didn't. Man. I'm in a situation. 58 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: I actually and in the bathroom man, and it ain't 59 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying you want 60 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: me to bring you some toilet papers. I mean, if 61 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: you're on mind, I'm sitting here my legs and got 62 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: none my my can feel my my, my whole little body. 63 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: Man from buck down I can't feel nothing in my feet, 64 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: everything and went to sleep on me. Hold up, Bay, 65 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: this dude out here at read the house saying he 66 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: wants me to bring here some because he didn't got 67 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: numbed sitting on the TRUCKK Man, look at here, bro, 68 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. I wish I could 69 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: help you, but you know, I mean, I can't tell 70 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: you here about four hours of doctor uhould run down 71 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: here right quickly. I'm at the back door. I have 72 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: to say. Man, I understand all that you're saying, but 73 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking for 74 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: my wife. We're having a little special occasion because our 75 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: kids and stuff going, and I can't to leave her 76 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: like that. Just become bring you know paper now. What 77 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 1: I can't tell you to do is just reda got 78 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: one of them tis or something? Town Man, I'm not 79 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but 80 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: lower your voice. Man. You called me to help you, 81 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: and you acting like I caused you to not have 82 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: them handcakes bath all I'm asking for just and they're 83 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: gonna take no more for two or three minutes. Run 84 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 1: down here right quick and bringing the paper man, and 85 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: then you get on back to your downer. Well what 86 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: you was suning like what you need to do? But 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: you said you had emergency, that's out the house or 88 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: the dogs had got out of you had locked yourself 89 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: out the house. But I'm not gonna come down and 90 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: bring you know, take me because that don't sound like emergencies. 91 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,600 Speaker 1: That's not like some personal Furthermore, you're in the bathroom, 92 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: just jump you about your clothes, getting the shower and 93 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: wipe this. So I'm not Finn the dog. That's like 94 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: I said, I'm numb right now, man, I need some 95 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: help and over. So you want me to come down there, 96 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: bring you some toilet papers, pick your numbers. You can't 97 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 1: get up out. If I was to help you, lass, 98 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,919 Speaker 1: then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in 99 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man, 100 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: that don't sound like the merging. Like a little quick 101 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: fix to get your drawings and wipe with your drawings 102 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: the way, go get you some moose. I mean, I'm 103 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 1: not trying to walk full houses down there to bring 104 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: you some toilet paper. Your legs now, I'm high. How 105 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: are you gonna get up? And over there. No, the 106 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come in 107 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: here and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man, 108 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr Charlotte, I 109 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: understand that, but I'm not going to come down and 110 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: bring you know paper. I'm not going to bring you 111 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: bring me some damn paper down here? Man, you man, say, Man, 112 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,919 Speaker 1: who the hell you? Thank you? Hiling that you need me? 113 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: I don't need you? Well, won't you do something? Man? 114 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: You see, I'm sitting in a situation the reader left 115 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: y'all number that y'alla helped me while I'm down to 116 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: your house watching man's crazy. Baby, Man, what throw with you? 117 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some 118 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: new paper. I told you that. I was on in 119 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: the middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner, 120 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man. 121 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear no about and I ain't 122 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: coming down there to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, child, 123 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man, Look like I 124 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 1: told you before, I asy to bring you know paper 125 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: down there. We're on white notes on this street like 126 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 1: old on. Man. I can't just you can't just leave 127 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: me here. And I'm numb like this to come bring 128 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible 129 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: when he going into the restroom. YouTube wrong for that 130 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 1: that this is sent your wasting though this is an emergency, man, Man, 131 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: that don't sal in the emergency. That sounds like a 132 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: personal problem that you got going on. I want to 133 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: get off of here, man, you know, piss me off. 134 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 1: I don't give them about you being piste out man, 135 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 1: not a fact. Soon as you get your out of there, 136 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 1: you so, man, you come on down here. I'm coming 137 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: with You're coming down there the way I am just 138 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: like this hell, and I'm anna warp your for not 139 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: helping me while I'm gonna sit your weight, brill. I 140 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you 141 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,479 Speaker 1: that I'm gonna do, is you're listening ring. I got 142 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 1: some snake skin and shoes and fit right up in 143 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 1: your clean up. Only I got one more thing and 144 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: you listening, man? What the man like I said? What 145 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: you got to say? Man? That's his nephew tom Me 146 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked 147 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 1: by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banner from the radio station. 148 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: Is this coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm 149 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: a whoop reader, got you toling? Man, you had me. 150 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 1: I was going to come down there man and throw 151 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: down and whoop you. You better be glad I'm eating. 152 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Man, you had me. I'm putting 153 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: on my shoes as I was talking to you, I'm 154 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: coming down there for real from me talking about you 155 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: need me to bring you. Wait till I talked to reading, 156 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: she didn't get Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, 157 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: one more thing. What is what is the baddest I'm 158 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, The 159 00:07:55,400 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Y'all playing practical jokes, folks. Man, give 160 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: it to me, baby, give it to me baby. You 161 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: know what, And I'm gonna say something. I don't know 162 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 1: how nobody gonna take it. But you know what. I 163 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: love though, But I love the violent tendencies of black men. 164 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: No really, man, no, seriously, it comes from a place 165 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: where we're from. It's just so many of us that 166 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:34,319 Speaker 1: come from that type of environment where Okay, hold up, 167 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: we've been talking. Just talking. Ain't working. Let's get these 168 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 1: hands out. I'll put my shoes on and fitting to 169 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:51,479 Speaker 1: come down there. And dog, I love the violent tendencies 170 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:55,839 Speaker 1: of black men. Okay, we've tried to help you. Hey bro, 171 00:08:55,960 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 1: I can't. And then after that, ready set, let's go. Yeah. 172 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,280 Speaker 1: I'm surprised at your ability to keep them on the 173 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: phone that long. I really am never what he did. 174 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: Hang up, he hung up, hung up? All right, thank you, 175 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,960 Speaker 1: Nev Strawberry letter coming up next. Your best friend is 176 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 1: my girlfriend. We'll get into it right after this. You're 177 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,680 Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.