Speaker 1: Show Bobby Bones the story I read some men on
Speaker 1: average overestimate their ability to fight by four hundred percent.
Speaker 1: So most guys think that in a situation, not that
Speaker 1: they would win, but they would be way better than
Speaker 1: they actually really are. To the guys in the room, thoughts.
Speaker 2: I think it's impossible to be four hundred percent, like
Speaker 2: you said, it can only be one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it is possible. Let's say you have a
Speaker 1: dollar and you get you make four dollars extra, so
Speaker 1: five dollars total. That's a four hundred percent increase. Okay,
Speaker 1: well then, but you can't give any more than full capacity,
Speaker 1: but you can make Yeah.
Speaker 2: Got it? Okay. I don't know if we overestimate. I mean,
Speaker 2: you would jump in in a fight and you think
Speaker 2: you could hold your home. You have no idea what's
Speaker 2: gonna happen. But I mean, when you see something going down,
Speaker 2: you gotta be willing to stick your nose in there.
Speaker 3: You I think I'm probably one hundred percent, Like I
Speaker 3: don't think i'm four hundred percent. I don't think I'm
Speaker 3: a great fighter. I've never been in a fight my
Speaker 3: whole life. I punched one kid in elementary school, and
Speaker 3: he cried.
Speaker 1: I think I underestimate how good of a fighter I
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 4: Ohka whatever, you think you'd be a good fighter?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I think i'd cheat.
Speaker 4: I think I do.
Speaker 1: I do all kinds of stuff. If fight's a fight, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be stabbing, grabbing, biting balls, I'll be doing everything.
Speaker 1: I'm in good shape. And also fight if you're actually
Speaker 1: gonna fight, it's a So let's say this. We'll say
Speaker 1: it like MMA, right, So they are actually rules, so
Speaker 1: you can't bite balls, right, So an MMA fight. And
Speaker 1: the thing about an MMA fight too is you gotta
Speaker 1: be in shape because after one minute, you're dead. That's
Speaker 1: why those guys are so in shape. So we'll do
Speaker 1: that here in this hat, I'm gonna I'm gonna move
Speaker 1: to the other mic.
Speaker 4: We're gonna fight.
Speaker 1: We're gonna fight right now. I have a whiteboard and
Speaker 1: I'm going to draw up a fight tournament, and the
Speaker 1: girls get to pick who wins the fight.
Speaker 5: Turn.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, girls, be honest, please, ye be honest.
Speaker 1: So Abby, Amy and Morgan will draw well after we
Speaker 1: draw the tournament. Because there's six of us here.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a bias jury.
Speaker 1: It's not stop. You're making the jury bias by you
Speaker 1: talking about I'm rude to some of these people on
Speaker 1: the jury.
Speaker 2: So I mean, I'm just saying, like, and we're gonna
Speaker 2: we would take this outside of this room, you know,
Speaker 2: sort of like they move a trial outside of a city.
Speaker 1: So you want to change a venue. Yes, that's what
Speaker 1: people who don't know. Okay, So there are six dudes here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna draw randomly. These will be the matchup like
Speaker 1: the n CUAA tournament. So the first person is going
Speaker 1: to be lunch Box.
Speaker 2: Boom dang. That's how you start off a tournament.
Speaker 4: Let me fight them.
Speaker 1: So fighting Lunchbox in the first round will be come on,
Speaker 1: I want to all these sheets of paper, Eddie. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's the fight of the century. So those two are
Speaker 1: going to fight first round. In the second bracket of
Speaker 1: the tournament is going to be oh man, me and
Speaker 1: I will be fighting Scuba walk over I pound Scuba
Speaker 1: does hit on the fitness I can't hear Scuba either
Speaker 1: by the way I headphones on.
Speaker 4: But like UFC, dude takes one punch.
Speaker 1: Getting a bye, Raymundo gets a bye over Lunchbox and Eddie.
Speaker 1: Ye I heard him yell from that wall. So he'll
Speaker 1: fight that person. And then this person is going to
Speaker 1: be Mike D who gets a buye. Okay, oh the
Speaker 1: first match.
Speaker 2: I thought Ray would fight Mike D. That's why I
Speaker 2: said he gets a walk over.
Speaker 1: No, So the first match is going to be a
Speaker 1: lunchbox versus Eddie.
Speaker 4: Now you actually wish this was real, We can make
Speaker 4: it happen.
Speaker 1: Like if you guys wanted m m A, I would
Speaker 1: give the one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Really, hey, you want an m m A lunch But
Speaker 4: it's punk.
Speaker 1: If it's a real like, if it's a real mm
Speaker 1: A fight, I would get Yeah, I would do that.
Speaker 1: But let's do this first here, let's go up to
Speaker 1: Abby and Morgan and Amy. I think about this. There
Speaker 1: are things the factor and toughness. This is mm A.
Speaker 1: So cardio strength all that's a factor. Any training they've done,
Speaker 1: the videos, Yeah, Lunchbox did Tibo or whatever he did.
Speaker 2: I don't know you have videos in my backyard any
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: So who do you have winning the first round? So
Speaker 1: it's the first first rounds Lunchbox versus Eddie.
Speaker 5: Hard.
Speaker 4: It's not that hard, guys, come on, it's.
Speaker 6: Kind of hard spy, so.
Speaker 1: Certain maybe certain members of certain members of the show
Speaker 1: can't move their arms.
Speaker 7: Story is limited because yes, but Lunchbox also has a
Speaker 7: craped on a cardio mobility.
Speaker 1: True, that's true. It takes one punch, guy, and maybe,
Speaker 1: but that almost never happens where it's just a one
Speaker 1: punch that almost never has it.
Speaker 8: I also feel like Eddie's ticklish.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I promise that.
Speaker 1: I would also say that Eddie is stronger than you
Speaker 1: think because he's been working out for a couple years.
Speaker 1: His cardio is probably better than you think. But it's
Speaker 1: not probably the Lunchboxes level. But I think he's probably stronger.
Speaker 1: But it's what do you I'm just presenting for both
Speaker 1: sides here, and.
Speaker 7: I'm also looking because Lunchbox, if there's money on the line,
Speaker 7: he's gonna do anything. He's gonna do whatever it takes.
Speaker 9: No, that that matters, that drive, the grip matters.
Speaker 1: You think he has grit when it comes to money.
Speaker 7: Yes, if he's fighting for money, if it's five dollars,
Speaker 7: you would fight for that.
Speaker 1: Want it and actually do the work for it are
Speaker 1: two different things.
Speaker 2: I ran a marathon without training because I wasn't going
Speaker 2: to give up. I mean, if you want to talk
Speaker 2: about grit.
Speaker 3: But fifteen years ago, and did you run with your fists?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 10: I think Eddie he has more masks, so it would
Speaker 10: be like more of a more behind his punch.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: Amy. You know what you guys should do is you
Speaker 1: should have to write it down so you don't so
Speaker 1: you don't like leave somebody because Amy can easily pick lunchboxes.
Speaker 1: But to wait on Morgan?
Speaker 6: Okay, so were we redoing this? Just be honest, Well,
Speaker 6: I am being honest.
Speaker 8: This is hard. Stop Probably Eddie Morgan.
Speaker 1: Who'd you write down?
Speaker 9: I had wrote down? I guess the underdog lunchbox?
Speaker 1: So moving on?
Speaker 4: Is Eddie whoa the sexy MEXI?
Speaker 1: I think lunchbox and Carlos box once in the yard
Speaker 1: and Carlos one.
Speaker 4: That's right, we did that was I remember that.
Speaker 1: That was the ref It was terrible because we didn't
Speaker 1: have a ring. We just put cones up, and cones
Speaker 1: don't make people stay in the middle like a hound
Speaker 1: of each other in the yard. You remember when it
Speaker 1: was so stupid.
Speaker 4: They were just like just doing that, you know, like
Speaker 4: they look like kittens. We were so stupid.
Speaker 1: Okay, so now I want you christ to do that,
Speaker 1: and so Ray you gotta buy so you'll be coming
Speaker 1: up in a second. Okay, let's go Bobby Scuba Abby? Right? Answer?
Speaker 4: Right is so good?
Speaker 1: Remember m A ring.
Speaker 4: The octagon hard?
Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, this is tough.
Speaker 1: I mean it ain't that tough.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 7: I know Bobby has boxing skills, ain't tough. I also
Speaker 7: know Scuba is scrappy.
Speaker 1: Scrappy means nothing.
Speaker 10: Like fire in his eyes.
Speaker 1: You may if you don't. If you can't last a
Speaker 1: round and a half.
Speaker 2: Better make it a round and a half. I don't
Speaker 2: feel anything, So.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're not talking about emotions, brot. We're talking
Speaker 1: about and pain as well. WHOA let me know when
Speaker 1: you guys are in Abby.
Speaker 10: Just because Scuba is scarce me sometimes I think he
Speaker 10: would win. Like if you get it, yeah, like when
Speaker 10: you get intent, you get intend amy.
Speaker 8: What's right down, Bobby Morgan, I have you Yeah.
Speaker 1: I killed Scuba. It'd be over in five second. He
Speaker 1: just have the cardio. If he trained for three months,
Speaker 1: he'd have the cardio. Scared kill.
Speaker 4: I think everyone's afraid to say what they want to say.
Speaker 4: I kill it, I said, we should really do that
Speaker 4: fight too.
Speaker 2: Two guys with no dad's murder each other.
Speaker 1: That's where he goes to the problem. That's good Dad
Speaker 1: was twenty twenty five about the maybe we like fight
Speaker 1: for a dad, Like, yeah, fight okay, Raymundo and Eddie
Speaker 1: are here in the next round.
Speaker 4: Oh man, Now the weight class is so different on
Speaker 4: this though, is.
Speaker 2: It really there? There's how much do you weigh?
Speaker 1: I think you guys probably wait on the same.
Speaker 10: Wear.
Speaker 9: Oh, fifteen pounds is a lot.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to drop down.
Speaker 1: You gotta cut hard, bro, you gotta cut hard.
Speaker 4: Do you have the re Eddie has a rule and
Speaker 4: then a way bigger each Ray.
Speaker 1: Has a bit of a wrestling background, but again.
Speaker 2: Wrestling background is huge. Eddie doesn't know how to defend.
Speaker 4: The take down huge. Oh I can do a guillotine,
Speaker 4: but you.
Speaker 2: Don't know how to take defend the takedown.
Speaker 1: It's almost though, like saying I played baseball in high school.
Speaker 1: It doesn't only count. Nothing in high school really counts
Speaker 1: anymore now that we're adult men. So it's like I
Speaker 1: ran a marathon without fifteen years ago, I played baseball,
Speaker 1: I played BA and I.
Speaker 2: Said I didn't have grit so I was pointing out
Speaker 2: that I do have.
Speaker 4: You're done, dude, you already lost. You're you're home.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: He's asked for another match. He wants to rematch.
Speaker 9: That fifteen pounds really matters, it really does.
Speaker 7: Wow, Like, honestly, if you guys are the same like Raymond,
Speaker 7: no no shot, but that that fifteen pounds does matter.
Speaker 2: It's like fat versus muscle, though.
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 7: Like I'm telling you, don't which which.
Speaker 1: One, which one's fat? Which one? I don't know?
Speaker 2: You guys figure that out.
Speaker 4: You said it, bro, you we're dead.
Speaker 1: We're fat, all right, dang EDI's taking damn man shots
Speaker 1: about fat today. But you asked for it though.
Speaker 4: To be fair, I did ask the question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let me know when you guys are in and.
Speaker 4: Is me and Ray is the fight?
Speaker 1: Second round matchup? I'm in final four?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Abby in.
Speaker 1: Abby?
Speaker 10: That was hard. I'm going to say, Ray, I think
Speaker 10: you would like surprise us.
Speaker 4: Does he scare you?
Speaker 1: Abby's taking people in her room because she knows I'm not.
Speaker 1: I really think he could like Amy?
Speaker 8: Uh Ray?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 9: Morgan, Yeah, I went Ray, I think he's Wow.
Speaker 1: Morgan was building you up only to cut your legs out.
Speaker 7: It does matter. But Ray's got a lot going for
Speaker 7: him there. Mean, he's wrestling background. He works out.
Speaker 9: All the time.
Speaker 1: Right, how many times you work out a week?
Speaker 4: Three max?
Speaker 5: Way?
Speaker 4: Still you guys want to revote?
Speaker 1: You still work out three time? To be honest.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm pushing two fifty on the bench. I don't
Speaker 11: know if Eddie even benches.
Speaker 4: I do, but not to fifty.
Speaker 1: I get to up to fifty A couple of times.
Speaker 4: You can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm saying, do you still get to the
Speaker 1: gym even though you live way out of the country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's right here. Yeah, oh yeah, you lift downtown bro.
Speaker 1: Ray goes home immediately. He doesn't go to the I
Speaker 1: see you doing the morning before.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He gets here at midnight and then goes That's when
Speaker 2: he goes to the gym.
Speaker 4: Rich gym right here, right right next door.
Speaker 2: What's it called anytime or whatever?
Speaker 1: You see? Yeah, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if in the front of sixty five.
Speaker 8: I know, I didn't know he went there.
Speaker 1: Like you remember at Kwantum.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you friend, my friend just started. My friend just
Speaker 6: started working there.
Speaker 8: I'm like, if you ever seen.
Speaker 1: Ray, but he only goes at midnight apparently, right are.
Speaker 9: They Yeah, they're twenty four hours texting my friend.
Speaker 4: All right, so Ray is the unanimus susan dang.
Speaker 2: Body, Mike, I mean, just write it down. We don't
Speaker 2: need to vote. You don't need to vote.
Speaker 4: Hey, can we vote since we lost?
Speaker 1: That's funny?
Speaker 5: You close?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, Hey, mikey has some cardio though it works out
Speaker 9: a lot.
Speaker 1: Can run miles around anybody on this.
Speaker 4: You're in a cage. You can't run very far.
Speaker 2: Classes can It doesn't matter. It does matter, Morgan, you're
Speaker 2: just being nice to Miked. I mean he's not a
Speaker 2: fighter at all.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's a lover's Yeah, I was gonna say that
Speaker 10: he's a lover.
Speaker 1: Are you a fighter?
Speaker 12: Though?
Speaker 2: I haven't been fighting a while, but I'm saying I
Speaker 2: have more fight than Mike, Like, I'm saying, Mike like,
Speaker 2: it's just not think would take Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think you would beat lunch
Speaker 1: box up.
Speaker 6: All.
Speaker 1: You can take one side of me and think that
Speaker 1: I don't have a fight. I go boxing here and
Speaker 1: I get out. Oh my god, Yeah, I think Michael
Speaker 1: take a lunchbox.
Speaker 2: I was fine. I think that all you want.
Speaker 4: Okay, everybody wants to fight lunch Blog.
Speaker 2: Everybody can beat me. I mean he a mouse can
Speaker 2: beat me. I think I understand you think that fight her?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, uh so we have the finals here, Ray, who wins?
Speaker 1: The other girls are voting now I'm asking you the
Speaker 1: who wins? Mar or you?
Speaker 11: Well, you would have one shot at me, and once
Speaker 11: that one shot, I mean I'm gonna be wrapped right
Speaker 11: around you.
Speaker 1: What's the one shot?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: When he gets to you? Oh, I'm not one punch strong.
Speaker 11: Well, then you're done because there you can't get away
Speaker 11: from me. I'm just gonna I'm gonna grab you. And
Speaker 11: it's just like a Boe constrictor.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna you're gonna grapple me down.
Speaker 11: Yeah this, I'll do it right now. I'll do it
Speaker 11: in five seconds. I'll show you how easy it is.
Speaker 11: But I'm not gonna punch you, I know, but I'm
Speaker 11: just gonna show you how quick it happened.
Speaker 4: Ray, would you wrap your legs around him?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be a lot of that.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 11: I mean, you guys see the UFC stuff, the wrestlers
Speaker 11: immediately turn it into a wrestling man.
Speaker 1: Unless unless the stand up guys don't let them get
Speaker 1: to their legs.
Speaker 4: Can you defer that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, dude, you got us all. I
Speaker 1: think Ray and I would be a good fight. This
Speaker 1: is for the belt, right, Yeah, it's for the bell,
Speaker 1: it's for the belt. I think that'd be a good one. Uh, girls, Amy.
Speaker 9: I haven't put my name I have.
Speaker 1: I think I also have high like I have a
Speaker 1: big reach over Ray. Ray is the only one though
Speaker 1: that I feel like would I'd have to like.
Speaker 8: Really focus the only one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe Mike a little bit, but other than mostly Ray.
Speaker 4: Scoop is scary though.
Speaker 2: Man, you just heard Abby Scooba's.
Speaker 1: Got about six seconds he's dead. Wow, he's If he
Speaker 1: got his cardio up, it'd be different. Yeah, for sure, guys.
Speaker 1: That's part of it.
Speaker 4: Is this hard for you girls, This is hard for me.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 9: I feel like they're pretty evenly matched.
Speaker 1: Morgan, I don't have my answer yet.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I really like feel like this would be a good
Speaker 7: you guys would go several rounds to get live.
Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: YouTube numbers, we do.
Speaker 1: We need subscribers, and that's why I think that Eddie,
Speaker 1: lunchbox fight would.
Speaker 4: Do Wonders or Mike. Now, Mike's in two.
Speaker 1: I think Mike would kill him. I think you and
Speaker 1: him would be a good fight, lunch Box. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Mike would kill him. I think Morgan would kill him.
Speaker 1: You don't think I could kill him? No, I think
Speaker 1: you beat him byther you kill him.
Speaker 2: So Mike d would kill Eddie?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, probably Yeah, silent Mike.
Speaker 1: It's not even silent Mike.
Speaker 4: Do you guys assessed?
Speaker 1: Let him take a shirt off, he's ripped.
Speaker 3: No, we're good, unless Mike wants to take a trip.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Amy, Bobby, Yes, Morgan.
Speaker 9: Sticking with my underdog choices, I'm gonna go Ray.
Speaker 1: I don't think raised the underdog. I think about even you.
Speaker 9: Guys are, but he's a little bit more on the
Speaker 9: underdog side.
Speaker 1: Like short, are you just saying short?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Like actual the stats are probably underdog.
Speaker 10: Ish, yeah, Abby, Like, I think Bobby would get him
Speaker 10: if it was just punching. But if Ray's gonna do
Speaker 10: all these fancy little like constricting things, I think it
Speaker 10: would be right.
Speaker 1: What's a constricting thing?
Speaker 10: Like how he's gonna come and like you down and
Speaker 10: squeeze and so you can't like get up from it, and.
Speaker 1: Then Abby went straight glassroom in her bets. I respect it.
Speaker 1: I respect it. Ray, You're the champion, and I.
Speaker 11: Would be down to do a live stream or whatever
Speaker 11: you guys said, a fee to YouTube with you and Bobby.
Speaker 1: I would just need I would need too much. I
Speaker 1: need a whole bunch of money to do that. Otherwise
Speaker 1: why would I do that?
Speaker 4: I do that crap.
Speaker 1: I would provide the money for others, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: need a whole bunch of money because I think Ray
Speaker 1: would give me problems for sure. Do I think I
Speaker 1: could beat him?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: But would he be the only one I feel like
Speaker 1: give me problems?
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: But I would provide if anybody here, I'll offer a
Speaker 1: thousand bucks lunchbox v Eddie, thousand dollars to the winner
Speaker 1: to the winter. Do we get like five hundred for
Speaker 1: just fighting?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: That's what they do in UFC, like get like a participation,
Speaker 1: no winter only, and I do I do a thousand
Speaker 1: lunchbox versus Mike too, So you.
Speaker 3: Just tell me now, let me think about it.
Speaker 9: What about scuba versus Ray, I.
Speaker 1: Don't care about that. They're both like, I like both
Speaker 1: of them. They're both not the one to talk garbage early.
Speaker 1: You know, I think Scuba could murder me three times
Speaker 1: out of ten. I don't think I just wiped the
Speaker 1: floor with him every time, because Scuba is strong. He
Speaker 1: just doesn't have the cardio. But I think it's the
Speaker 1: funny one to because Lunchbox is heavy disrespect on Mike.
Speaker 1: Heavy was like just move on to the next. And
Speaker 1: then Eddie and Lunchbox have some sort of weird like
Speaker 1: sexual tension that I don't even know what. I don't
Speaker 1: even know why, but it's just like I'm feeling you
Speaker 1: guys want to start like fighting and you're just banging
Speaker 1: like right in.
Speaker 2: The middle of that would be weird.
Speaker 1: I know that that really. I think that flips at
Speaker 1: some point, and that's that alone.
Speaker 4: Isn't worth it? That that is, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ray, I'm gonna try his mic off. Congrats Champ.
Speaker 1: All right, there you go.
Speaker 4: That ended weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see, let me mark that off here. Americans
Speaker 1: think they'll need one point two six million dollars to
Speaker 1: retire comfortably.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, is it in it?
Speaker 1: You have to end it? Yeah, we're still We'll roll
Speaker 1: for a few more minutes. You could, I would clip
Speaker 1: that whole segment and run, but that has its own
Speaker 1: segment too. That's funny. Americans think they'll need one point
Speaker 1: two six million to retire comfortably. The magic number is
Speaker 1: one point two six million dollars, according to Northwest Mutuals
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five Planning of Progress study. This is from
Speaker 1: Northwestern Mutual. I guess I've never had the thought of
Speaker 1: how much do I need to retire because I never
Speaker 1: think I'm going to retire, and I never feel like
Speaker 1: I want to retire. That's probably not the mindset to have.
Speaker 1: But this, I never think about retiring seriously, Like I
Speaker 1: seriously never. I never think seriously about retirement, is what
Speaker 1: I should say.
Speaker 8: What do you think of your life like when you're eighty?
Speaker 3: I don't, But it's not even that like when you're
Speaker 3: playing golf, Like you don't think like I could do
Speaker 3: this every day.
Speaker 1: I think I could do it every day. But I
Speaker 1: still want to work. But I enjoy work, and i've
Speaker 1: and I enjoy building things like I enjoy creating building
Speaker 1: Either you do legos during retirement?
Speaker 6: I mean they say, like when you retire, I guess
Speaker 6: for some people, like Eddie's quality of life goes up,
Speaker 6: but some people they it goes down.
Speaker 4: So that's because their identity is built into their job.
Speaker 6: For sure, your identity is built into just relaxing, chilling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your identity is chill.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess I've never really thought about what number how
Speaker 1: much do you if you had right now in cash,
Speaker 1: because but again you're a little younger than retirement.
Speaker 3: Age, and then I have all my kids and everything
Speaker 3: because they're expensive, you can just get rid of them.
Speaker 1: I think all are factors. How much would you need
Speaker 1: in your account right this second to just go like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I think I'm good?
Speaker 3: I would say five million, wow, because yeah, the kids
Speaker 3: are so expensived, and then they're going to go to
Speaker 3: college and we need money for all that. And then
Speaker 3: once all that's paid four kids, then I can it
Speaker 3: goes to me and my wife.
Speaker 1: You made quite a bit of interest on that five
Speaker 1: million sitting there, like you wouldn't have to work, It
Speaker 1: would do some work for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I would talk to a money guy for sure.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox, how much do you need right now?
Speaker 2: Five million was popped in my head. When Eddie said,
Speaker 2: I was like, you nailed it, dude. It's five million dollars.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, maybe I need less than
Speaker 2: five million dollars because I don't need to pay for
Speaker 2: my kids college. My parents didn't pay for my college,
Speaker 2: So why would I pay for my kids like they
Speaker 2: can do.
Speaker 8: The loans doing exactly what.
Speaker 4: Oh he does, that's how he lives his life.
Speaker 2: But why would I? Why do I need to pay
Speaker 2: for their college?
Speaker 4: Like you know?
Speaker 6: They don't they You're right, you don't.
Speaker 2: They can work their way through college and earn their
Speaker 2: way through college like I had to do, or they
Speaker 2: don't have to go to college. That's their decision. They
Speaker 2: can get a scholarship.
Speaker 8: Did your wife's parents pay for her college?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Okay, So then what if she's like, well, how I
Speaker 8: was raised.
Speaker 2: That'd be tough.
Speaker 1: But do you not want to give them the option
Speaker 1: of you helping them with college since yours wasn't. I
Speaker 1: think that's the difference in me is nothing was paid
Speaker 1: for for me, but I would like to be able
Speaker 1: to offer that to my kids because I didn't have it.
Speaker 2: I think I struggle with that because I don't want
Speaker 2: to just hand them things right, Like I don't want
Speaker 2: to hand them with college, you know, education, because.
Speaker 1: I think there's a difference in handing someone in education because.
Speaker 8: Then they take it for granted.
Speaker 6: Because Luncho's paid for his own bady, he didn't get
Speaker 6: a stir, they didn't finish.
Speaker 1: I think if someone but is different than you know,
Speaker 1: buying them actual material things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like I made it to the end, Like
Speaker 2: my parents thought I was going to be out in
Speaker 2: a semester. They didn't think I would last in college.
Speaker 2: They had no chance and I did. So I earned
Speaker 2: it and I paid for it, Like I'm the one
Speaker 2: that paid for it. They didn't pay for it. So
Speaker 2: it's like I don't even know why I was sweat
Speaker 2: off their back. But did you how did you pay
Speaker 2: for it? Like did the grants the pale grant? I
Speaker 2: got a scholarship and then loans.
Speaker 4: But didn't you have debt? And then it like wiped away?
Speaker 1: What was the scholarship Austin Livestock and rodeo And how
Speaker 1: much was that?
Speaker 2: It was like fifteen hundred dollars for the first year
Speaker 2: and then I didn't know this at the time, but
Speaker 2: if I would have maintained a three point three or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 1: But I just wasn't ever your scholarship first year.
Speaker 2: If I would have maintained a certain at the end,
Speaker 2: they're like, did you maintain this level of GPA, they
Speaker 2: will re up your scholarship. I'm like, why not tell
Speaker 2: me that beforehand?
Speaker 1: Don't you assume it was somewhere? You just didn't see it,
Speaker 1: much like other things that.
Speaker 2: You've probably Yeah, but I mean I should have written
Speaker 2: a letter then said, hey, you should have what wroten
Speaker 2: a letter? I just go contract anyway? You want to
Speaker 2: just still re up that, uh wrote in a letter?
Speaker 4: Written a letter?
Speaker 2: Oh, same difference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you think though, with all that effort and
Speaker 1: loans and we can go, you should have finished and
Speaker 1: got your degree like you did all that.
Speaker 4: Yet, No, I.
Speaker 2: Proved that I belonged, that I was among the academia.
Speaker 2: I was, I was among the university. I was able
Speaker 2: to last in college. I was smart enough to do it.
Speaker 2: So I'm good. Like it doesn't matter that I didn't
Speaker 2: have that. That one class doesn't mean, oh, you know what,
Speaker 2: you didn't do a good job in college. No, I
Speaker 2: crushed it.
Speaker 1: I would say it's not one class. It's just you
Speaker 1: did all that work. It's like running a marathon. In
Speaker 1: the last mile, you're like, I'm good, I feel like
Speaker 1: I can do it. I would feel unfulfilled at that
Speaker 1: because it wouldn't be about one class or one mile.
Speaker 1: It'd be about Dang, I did all this, It took
Speaker 1: out these loans, it did the pilgrimt I did, and
Speaker 1: yet I didn't finish because of one class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not unfulfilled, Like my fulfillment was proving
Speaker 2: my parents like, look, I can do college. Like, come on, man,
Speaker 2: I'm smart.
Speaker 8: You're smart, and I thank you.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 1: I kind of wrote them on that in a letter back.
Speaker 6: To his retirement. He's gonna pay kids college to find
Speaker 6: So how much you need five million?
Speaker 1: What was your GPA in school? In college?
Speaker 8: I don't know, Well not a three three well not
Speaker 8: the first year or whatever.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a three whatever I need.
Speaker 1: GP in college didn't matter unless you had to keep
Speaker 1: it for some reason, like I had to keep one
Speaker 1: to live in the Honors dorm. So but I don't
Speaker 1: think GPA matters as much. College's just kind of like
Speaker 1: get out alive. Yeah, yeah, pass I wondered if you
Speaker 1: remember your GPA.
Speaker 2: No idea. I just knew d's were for diplomas, that's
Speaker 2: what I But you didn't get a diploma, right, But
Speaker 2: that's what I used to tell the incoming freshman, Like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know you were.
Speaker 1: Tell incoming freshman that that was your advice to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was an orientation leader, so I would
Speaker 2: walk them around the school. I'd take him through everything
Speaker 2: you need to know about the university.
Speaker 1: And your advice was dzer deza for diplomas.
Speaker 2: I was like, like, you know ds are for diplomas, man, Like.
Speaker 4: Did you get paid for that orientation?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: It was a job man the school I heard of
Speaker 1: your saying that that deza for diplomas. Do you think
Speaker 1: they ever heard you saying that?
Speaker 2: Who knows? Yeah, I don't know, but that's why I
Speaker 2: You know, that's interesting though.
Speaker 3: Five million, like Amy's saying five millions a lot for
Speaker 3: not paying college.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I may not need five million the more
Speaker 2: I think about it, But yes, like two and a
Speaker 2: half million.
Speaker 8: But do y'all want to like live?
Speaker 6: I bet y'all are still gonna want to go on
Speaker 6: these trips and go to Vegas and gamble and put
Speaker 6: the lottery and golf like.
Speaker 3: Not necessarily as long as I'm not working out.
Speaker 1: So you'll do less fun stuff. If you have to
Speaker 1: do less stuff, it's not fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because every day is fun. So now you don't
Speaker 3: look at Vegas as like fun. Every day is fun.
Speaker 1: Just because you don't have to go to work.
Speaker 2: But what are you doing?
Speaker 1: That's fun? Whatever I want, But you don't get to
Speaker 1: do whatever you want to do though.
Speaker 4: You you want to go walk at the park, go
Speaker 4: walk at the park.
Speaker 8: Okay, well that's free.
Speaker 1: You do that now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You want to go fishing, Hey, it's free, man, you
Speaker 3: can just are any of these worms fake worms?
Speaker 8: That's true, you're not.
Speaker 1: It's not free.
Speaker 3: You're on real You get stuck, Yeah, you gotta pay
Speaker 3: for the whatever tackle line the line.
Speaker 1: Right metroal Here Scottish man is stuned to find a
Speaker 1: lego brick stuck in his ear for twenty years. So
Speaker 1: that's so, that's something that's probably always bothering you always
Speaker 1: always always like a little bothersome, little bothersome. You just
Speaker 1: like something's wrong with me. Eventually it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my ear canals probably wore something, but he was slowly
Speaker 1: going deaf, but very slowly. And his name is Darren
Speaker 1: and he had been to the doctor and it was
Speaker 1: about hearing. So he goes to the doctor and they're like, well,
Speaker 1: let's give you some antibiotics because it's an infection most likely,
Speaker 1: and we'll give the antibiotics to you to kind of
Speaker 1: stop the infection. Hopefully you're hearing will not continue to degenerate,
Speaker 1: which was what was happening. He woke up in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, was feeling a pressure in his head
Speaker 1: and then he felt something like dislot come out, and
Speaker 1: he thought it was his ear drum. He thought his
Speaker 1: ear drum had ruptured because it was building and it
Speaker 1: was hurting him. And then it was this and so
Speaker 1: in his hand. It's that little one that's the real
Speaker 1: skinny one, the small square one that goes on like
Speaker 1: a top lid. Yeah yeah, And it was covered in
Speaker 1: wax as a freakin' lego.
Speaker 4: I bet it didn't even look like a lego the ball.
Speaker 1: So it's it's that one of those top ones. I
Speaker 1: guess they cleaned it in the picture because I can't
Speaker 1: imagine that because's pink, right, and that pink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they probably cleaned that before they put it
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: And they don't use that little thing to look at
Speaker 2: his ear.
Speaker 1: To I'm assuming it wasn't in where you could see
Speaker 1: in the year. It probably was deeper than that, because
Speaker 1: that thing only has it has limited range when a
Speaker 1: doctor goes in with it. It had to be probably
Speaker 1: like underneath. Yeah, that sucks. Millions and merchandise were taken
Speaker 1: after these burglars go and they rob and then they
Speaker 1: make a tunnel through concrete underneath the jewelry store.
Speaker 4: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: So they broke into the store next to the jewelry
Speaker 3: store and went up and that's how they got to
Speaker 3: the jewelers because if you look at the jewelry store
Speaker 3: straight on, you're like, I can't get in. There's bars everywhere.
Speaker 1: It was very cartel like, right, yeah, like heist.
Speaker 2: That's really cool.
Speaker 1: And they dug it and they went down into the
Speaker 1: other because again you're thinking, if you have a jewelry store,
Speaker 1: like Eddie said, you've got bars up everywhere.
Speaker 4: I can't go through the front, or no.
Speaker 1: One's gonna get in this place. We got alarms, we've
Speaker 1: got bars you're not looking at the ground going somebody's
Speaker 1: gonna come from below. But burglars pulled off a sophisticated
Speaker 1: heist that Loved Jewels, a jewelry store in downtown Los
Speaker 1: Angeles by tunneling through multiple layers of concrete from an
Speaker 1: adjacent property. The Hollywood worthy break in a card at
Speaker 1: nine thirty am on Sunday and went undetected until employees
Speaker 1: arrived Monday morning. Because again, there are no alarms for
Speaker 1: the ground, any window, any glass break, any door, all alarmed.
Speaker 1: Something coming from under the ground no alarm.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Surprised they didn't have like a motion alarm.
Speaker 6: Like you know, I know, I say, like the lasers,
Speaker 6: you know, and they have to like you know, be.
Speaker 2: In their body, be an acrobat.
Speaker 1: The security camera feeds were cut. The suspects stole at
Speaker 1: least ten million dollars worth of the merchandise, floating watches, pendants,
Speaker 1: and gold chains. The owner estimates the losses could be
Speaker 1: closer to twenty million. The burglars broke into two large
Speaker 1: safes where all the inventory was stored. And how you
Speaker 1: get into a safe, because like real good safe, don't
Speaker 1: they I don't know, I never like try to crack
Speaker 1: a safe, but when you watch movies, seems to seem
Speaker 1: almost impossible, even clone you can't do it sometimes right,
Speaker 1: and he can crack any safe that's from the ap So.
Speaker 2: How did they like, So the business next door obviously
Speaker 2: had to be closed too, so they spent all weekend
Speaker 2: drilling And that's so.
Speaker 1: Smart unless they were unless they had part of the business.
Speaker 1: But the building looks next door looks like it's just
Speaker 1: an old building that nobody's in. It looks like shut Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like a shutdown business. So they had to
Speaker 1: be able to be in it either own the business,
Speaker 1: know the owner, or like this one was dead.
Speaker 2: That's so smart. That's a cool crime.
Speaker 4: No, it's terrible for like the owners.
Speaker 1: Right, No, they have insurance, so you're assuming they have insurance.
Speaker 1: It pays for twenty million dollars. I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of policy they have, and all insurance doesn't pay
Speaker 1: for all things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just one of those crimes where I'm like,
Speaker 2: no one was hurt, no one was like held at gunpoint,
Speaker 2: So it's kind of cool. So you kind of hope,
Speaker 2: oh man, I hope they get away with it.
Speaker 3: So if they did that to your house, you'd be like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know what, no one got hurt.
Speaker 1: And it's a small business, and who knows what the
Speaker 1: deductible is because there are always maybe it's ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars to get up to a million dollars. I mean
Speaker 1: that they could have lost seven figures in money because
Speaker 1: of the crime. So I would disagree. It's a crime
Speaker 1: that nobody got hurt physically, nobody got hurt. But if
Speaker 1: that's a small business, which it looks like it is,
Speaker 1: it looks like they probably are out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't call that cool.
Speaker 2: But you don't ever look at a crime like, man,
Speaker 2: that's really cool how they did that, and like, oh.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the strategy of a robbery if it works,
Speaker 1: But I'm not. I mean, that was really cool they
Speaker 1: did that. Yeah, I can appreciate the work that goes
Speaker 1: into it, the planning there that yeah, how richly sure,
Speaker 1: But yeah no, no, I'm never like, oh, good, good
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean even Robinhood like want to punch him the
Speaker 1: face sometimes.
Speaker 4: But he's stole from the rich and gave to the poor.
Speaker 1: I hear you, and I think there's a better way.
Speaker 1: I don't like to stealing because some of those rich
Speaker 1: people probably don't have money handed to them. They probably
Speaker 1: earned it themselves.
Speaker 8: And maybe it's now personal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe you could have just explained to them, hey,
Speaker 1: these people aut here and need your help, and they
Speaker 1: could have instead of just going to steal from them.
Speaker 1: Now people have the money giving him by their dad.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Still, all of it.
Speaker 4: Stupid question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not reality, He's not real, got it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I knew that was a question. Not a historical figure,
Speaker 1: fictional it. Now there are people they say Robinhood is
Speaker 1: like loosely based off the idea of But no, Robin
Speaker 1: Hood is fictional, no definitive proof he was a real person.
Speaker 1: Amy got paid. Would you like to hear about her
Speaker 1: money story?
Speaker 4: Let's go love it, Rihanna.
Speaker 1: She keeps getting checks from Holiday Harmony her.
Speaker 6: Which is so weird to me because it's April. The
Speaker 6: movie came out over two years ago and I still
Speaker 6: get checks. Some of them are do.
Speaker 1: You expect them only on Christmas Day or what?
Speaker 8: You would just think it's only around holiday time?
Speaker 1: Well, I think at the watching it holiday time and
Speaker 1: them having to look at the data and pay it.
Speaker 6: So this payment is from the holidays, because I get
Speaker 6: paid other times of the year too.
Speaker 8: They're just much right.
Speaker 6: So, I mean, I've gotten two dollars checks, seventy five
Speaker 6: dollars checks.
Speaker 8: This one was two hundred and four, and I was like, okay.
Speaker 4: That's cool. People are still watching.
Speaker 8: It Holiday Harmony.
Speaker 1: It's still up on Max, right, must be.
Speaker 3: No, it is because I remember I saw it like promoted.
Speaker 3: You know, I want to kind of like Christmas time.
Speaker 3: It was up there like Holiday Harmony.
Speaker 1: You can watch it on Max, you can watch it
Speaker 1: on YouTube Premium. There's a few different places that you
Speaker 1: can watch.
Speaker 6: So I guess, yeah, that's great. Keep watching Holiday Harmony
Speaker 6: stream it.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny you think the check should come
Speaker 1: on Chrismas Day though this is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 2: You should get your check.
Speaker 8: I guess I thought it maybe even more like January February.
Speaker 8: But yeah, take your good point.
Speaker 6: It takes a minute. So April this is probably my
Speaker 6: big check for the year, and then later they'll be
Speaker 6: smaller and then maybe next April big again.
Speaker 1: That's cool, though, Morgan, are you sick still?
Speaker 4: Are you better?
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm still dealing with congestion pretty bad.
Speaker 1: But besides that, the high here, the high pitch sound
Speaker 1: at you in your life? Is it in your head
Speaker 1: or your house?
Speaker 9: Uh, it's at my.
Speaker 1: House, the really high pitch sound.
Speaker 9: I'll least say, assume it's in my house, not in
Speaker 9: my head.
Speaker 1: I just wonder you have so many things going on
Speaker 1: with that. What do you call your thing? Albuquerque? Where
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 9: Vertigo?
Speaker 2: Vertigo?
Speaker 4: Close?
Speaker 1: Like is that still happening with you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: But like I have to be careful because anytime I
Speaker 7: get sick, which is why I'm like so preventative about
Speaker 7: trying not to get sick, because it can bring vertigo on.
Speaker 9: If you get a.
Speaker 7: Head cold, you get an illness, anything can kind of
Speaker 7: sweep through and knock them loose.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That sucks. Is always feeling like you're one step away
Speaker 1: from and the verdigo does what to you? Knocks your
Speaker 1: balance out?
Speaker 9: Yeah, So basically my entire equilibrium is off. So I
Speaker 9: feel like I'm on a tilta hirl constantly.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do the Facebook questions and biggest letdowns?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, let me bring them up.
Speaker 1: I didn't read them, but Morgan said I can open
Speaker 1: up a can of worms, and I was like Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want how they are, so just give them
Speaker 1: to us.
Speaker 7: Well, I had posed the question because we were talking
Speaker 7: about like the biggest Bobby Bone chill.
Speaker 9: Letdowns, and so I asked that on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Oh great, what a place to ask had his own way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bobby was born.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that's.
Speaker 1: A kind of craft.
Speaker 7: Facebook said, Yeah, I did kind of open up a
Speaker 7: can of worms.
Speaker 1: Okay, how many do you have?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 9: Three? Seven? Okay, these are like medium bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, the biggest letdowns from Bobby Busher listeners go ahead.
Speaker 7: Never getting to hear Ray's soon to be divorced couple rumor,
Speaker 7: I think about.
Speaker 9: It every day.
Speaker 1: Oh so Ray did come to us man maybe three
Speaker 1: years ago and say, hey, I know a couple, a
Speaker 1: celebrity couple that's getting divorced. I'll let you know. He
Speaker 1: wrote an envelope. Never got to open the envelope. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. You never got to say it. Well,
Speaker 1: it could have been bad until it was. Honestly, a
Speaker 1: girl I used to be friends with. I haven't talked
Speaker 1: to her in a while, But you never got to
Speaker 1: reveal it. Did you ever tell me who was?
Speaker 2: Probably not?
Speaker 11: It's bad, it's actually just a bad look because the
Speaker 11: couple never did get divorced, got it.
Speaker 1: I just wish I never got that bit of information
Speaker 1: from the person. So that's why we never shared it,
Speaker 1: because it could have been wrong. Yeah, got it. And
Speaker 1: ras thing was he heard this, he's putting in an envelope,
Speaker 1: and when it does happen, he can prove he new before.
Speaker 1: But he wasn't dead set on it being for sure right,
Speaker 1: But you had pretty good idea it'd be right.
Speaker 11: And in the same period, it was like there were
Speaker 11: the Kelsey Ballerini's of the world, Pierce of the world,
Speaker 11: Amy's of the world that all get in divorced, and
Speaker 11: people kept saying ayers, Carly Pearce, Yeah, okay, got it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that would be that Ray wasn't right. So
Speaker 1: that's why we never shared that one.
Speaker 9: Okay, go ahead, Lunchboxes continued employment.
Speaker 1: The disappointed that he still works. Yes, got it, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just him being funny.
Speaker 2: What's next.
Speaker 9: I used to listen to the whole show.
Speaker 7: Now I just listened for a bit too much, repeated
Speaker 7: segments and no undiscovered musical talent and songs. The after
Speaker 7: show is better, which I'm assuming they're referring to this
Speaker 7: one that we're on right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we I don't do as many guests that play
Speaker 1: music as we used to for a couple of reasons. One,
Speaker 1: we can't put them anywhere, we can't put them on
Speaker 1: the podcast. We'll do some like big ones, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't just grab artists off the street anymore because
Speaker 1: we really can't use it anymore. So that's mostly been
Speaker 1: me changing the show a little bit. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I think Part two is better than Part one as well,
Speaker 1: so I can can co sign on that because it's
Speaker 1: a little more free. Part one. We are in extreme
Speaker 1: time constraints to do things. Three minutes, four and a
Speaker 1: half minutes, two minutes, six and a half minutes do
Speaker 1: this hit. So that is the show, but it is
Speaker 1: it is a completely different animal, and so in a
Speaker 1: way I understand, and I think this is a better
Speaker 1: Part two. Okay, what else?
Speaker 7: It seems the show has become an advertisement for all
Speaker 7: the other stuff everyone outside of the show is doing,
Speaker 7: like Bobby's other ventures.
Speaker 1: I don't have any of venture other podcasts because I've
Speaker 1: not had time. I've had to turn down a couple
Speaker 1: of TV shows because I had too many stupid podcasts
Speaker 1: going on once. So, but I don't think podcasts with
Speaker 1: other ventures because it's all the same bucket like our
Speaker 1: company is, like do other podcasts. So I think there's
Speaker 1: probably just a lack of understanding what other ventures are
Speaker 1: because I haven't done anything else other than podcasts of
Speaker 1: an NFL podcast. We have a sports podcast. We have
Speaker 1: this show. I did Yellowstone that was stupid. The podcast.
Speaker 1: I liked Yellowstone, but the company that was work on
Speaker 1: was terrible.
Speaker 9: The Bobby casts.
Speaker 1: Bobby casts, right, but that's all like those are all
Speaker 1: siblings into the or the kids, and this is the parent.
Speaker 1: So those aren't other projects. So I would push back
Speaker 1: on that to go, I'm not doing anything else where.
Speaker 1: It's like watching me on American Idol on Thursday.
Speaker 6: Nights that I watch holiday harm any things, yes, check,
Speaker 6: So I would like we had just talked about that.
Speaker 1: We all have side podcasts, but they all are basically
Speaker 1: the same. They're all with the company. Okay, what else?
Speaker 9: Ray never getting the payout for his president bet.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure we ever bet it.
Speaker 4: That was a big one. Yep, I'm letdown too. I
Speaker 4: agree with that one. I'll like.
Speaker 1: You good thumbs up on that one. Yep, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Ray was owed fifty thousand dollars from an offshore betting
Speaker 1: site that we're notorious for not paying out their bets
Speaker 1: though too.
Speaker 4: It right sucks.
Speaker 1: And that was before we had legalized sports gambling in
Speaker 1: whatever how many every many states are are now. But
Speaker 1: I don't think you could even bet that on the
Speaker 1: legal sites. I don't think they really do presidential.
Speaker 4: Betting.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 1: That's like a different website. Yeah, yeah, you can't do
Speaker 1: that on DraftKings. Yeah, it's an offshore but Ray hit
Speaker 1: and they were supposed paying fifty thousand dollars. He showed
Speaker 1: me the betting slip. Now you can photoshop that stuff,
Speaker 1: but I don't think it was photoshop, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Watch walk. Do you think he really bet? In your
Speaker 1: heart of hearts?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen Ray's bet slips. I mean he used
Speaker 2: to bet.
Speaker 1: Do you think you bet the president? And one that one?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm telling you. Ray used to bet stupid amounts
Speaker 2: of money on stupid things, and so why would he
Speaker 2: you know, it's not out of the ordinary if it
Speaker 2: was just like the one time he bet ten thousand
Speaker 2: dollars on something I'd be like, Okay, that's a little suspicious.
Speaker 2: But I mean he would sit there and watch a
Speaker 2: random basketball game to be in the third quarter, and
Speaker 2: he'd bet two thousand dollars on the live and it's like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing now?
Speaker 1: The trumpet was a thousand bucks correct, to be fair whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1: I think it was real too. But the fact that
Speaker 1: they never got paid is crazy to me.
Speaker 8: But the whole weird offshore thing, like it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they no, I hear you, I hear you.
Speaker 1: But I can't believe they didn't pay him. That's all. Okay,
Speaker 1: one more I have, any one, Morgan.
Speaker 9: I have two more? The show leaving Austin.
Speaker 8: What's the question?
Speaker 4: What's let down?
Speaker 9: They feel let down by the show leaving Austin?
Speaker 8: Oh, we left Austin.
Speaker 1: I was let down on TV during Color I really
Speaker 1: like Black and White? Yeah, okay, what else?
Speaker 9: And the last one the Hank Williams.
Speaker 1: Junior interview And what was I letdown about that?
Speaker 9: I think just because it didn't go as planned? Was
Speaker 9: he left?
Speaker 1: And yeah, I really want to my finer moments. It
Speaker 1: was really awkward and awesome. Yeah, and yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you mean to do? He was upset. I was irritated.
Speaker 1: Everybody was irritated. So we're like, let's just go and
Speaker 1: cut this short.
Speaker 4: He goes, am I done now? And I was like, I.
Speaker 1: Guess, go ahead and go. But he wasn't upset at me.
Speaker 1: He was upset he couldn't smoke in the building, correct,
Speaker 1: And I didn't know that's why he was upset. I
Speaker 1: just knew he was all cranky and upset. And he
Speaker 1: continued to be cranking upset and I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you have to be here. You can go like in
Speaker 1: the best way, and he's like.
Speaker 3: Ah, because he had a ten dollars cigar burning outside
Speaker 3: whatever it was.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that's why he was upset. But yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Well that that wasn't so bad.
Speaker 9: Yeah those were the medium bad ones.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go to the deep bad ones.
Speaker 9: I didn't. I didn't want to because.
Speaker 1: Somebody wi end up crying, and that somebody's probably me.
Speaker 1: Let's see, is there anything else I want.
Speaker 4: To do here?
Speaker 1: Watchwock broke his thumb?
Speaker 2: What I mean? I thought it was broken man? And
Speaker 2: it ends up at maybe just a bad jam. I
Speaker 2: was playing a game with my kids and it's called taco,
Speaker 2: goat cheese, cat pizza or something like that.
Speaker 1: I played that before.
Speaker 2: It's a fun game. But man, when you're going in
Speaker 2: for those cards, you don't realize how serious people are
Speaker 2: getting in my thumb. I mean I snapped it back
Speaker 2: and it was hurting.
Speaker 4: What do you mean you were playing with your kids?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but and there's other adults playing. Oh they were
Speaker 2: other adults okay, yah, yeah, yeah, And someone jammed my
Speaker 2: thumb and I thought I broke it because it turned
Speaker 2: purple and it hurts so bad. But it's starting to
Speaker 2: feel better and I can move it, so I don't
Speaker 2: think it's broken after all. But a serious injury from
Speaker 2: a stupid little card game. That game is so fun.
Speaker 1: Eddie wants to fire his yard guy.
Speaker 4: No, I fired him, Oh you did, Yeah, I fired him.
Speaker 3: I fired him, and I don't know if it was
Speaker 3: the right reason to fire him, but I mean he's
Speaker 3: been my yard guy for like two years.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. You don't know your own yard, your kid.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I did, And then finally and I was like, you
Speaker 3: know what, Like this is just tiring for me, so
Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Invest I was doing better.
Speaker 3: Help and my guy, my therapist on better Help was like,
Speaker 3: invest in yourself, like you make money, like find stuff
Speaker 3: that will make you happy. Like what don't you want
Speaker 3: to do. I'm like, I don't want to do yard
Speaker 3: work anymore. He's like, boom, invest in yourself and get
Speaker 3: a yard guy. And I did, and I was happy
Speaker 3: that I wasn't doing the yard. So I hire this guy,
Speaker 3: but I never saw the guy. I would talk to
Speaker 3: him and he would bring a crew and the crew
Speaker 3: would show up and I had to pay this dude
Speaker 3: and text with him, but never saw him. And he
Speaker 3: would always text me like pay me now, we come.
Speaker 4: You lie?
Speaker 3: Because I was like, I have not cut by Because
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, you haven't cut my grass this week.
Speaker 4: He's like, you lie. I come.
Speaker 1: And first of all, his English is probably not great.
Speaker 4: You still okay?
Speaker 8: Let me ask what language does he speak?
Speaker 4: Don't know?
Speaker 8: You don't know.
Speaker 4: It was an English. It was an English.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you, I know what's his Like you speak Spanish?
Speaker 4: So but I never met the guy who was all
Speaker 4: through texts and he texts English.
Speaker 1: But he was hired him through text.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was it was a card they left on
Speaker 4: my door.
Speaker 1: So you never so you texted the card.
Speaker 3: I texted the car and said, hey, I want to
Speaker 3: hire you. Will you come cut my grass?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: No problem, and they show up.
Speaker 1: He never met him the first time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, how do you know he's not one of
Speaker 8: the guys out there.
Speaker 3: Because I went to him like, so, who's the guy
Speaker 3: I'm texting there? Just like, oh no, that's our boss.
Speaker 3: He's he doesn't cut grass, he's in a building. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: cool whatever. As long as this works, it's great. But
Speaker 3: then recently he's just been like, you don't pay me,
Speaker 3: pay me now, and I'm like, that's just rude.
Speaker 1: But they didn't cut it, and they said that and they.
Speaker 4: Didn't cut it.
Speaker 3: He's like, check camera, you lie, and I'm like, check
Speaker 3: camera me, no lie.
Speaker 1: Do you go back at him the same way with
Speaker 1: broken yes?
Speaker 3: Well what recently? I wasn't there for two years. We
Speaker 3: had a great, great relationship, but lately he's just been
Speaker 3: short with me, and once he called me a liar,
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm firing you, and just the communication
Speaker 3: is just too like.
Speaker 1: Straightfward Amy's already worried that you dead. Yeah, where you live?
Speaker 1: Do you think they're coming out now for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Part of it too, is like I have four kids,
Speaker 3: they should probably start cutting the yard.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's not like ten acres, right, yeah, and
Speaker 1: your kids are now old enough they.
Speaker 4: Can do it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You lie, you lie, You lied.
Speaker 4: Out of here.
Speaker 2: Maybe you did lie. Maybe you didn't see him cut it.
Speaker 4: I check, I checked camera.
Speaker 1: You lie. Let me do a couple of voicemails, right,
Speaker 1: give me number one, Meghan from Minnesota.
Speaker 5: So what would you do in this instance? My in
Speaker 5: laws left two and a half hours away. We always
Speaker 5: meet at the cabin for birthdays, so we did that
Speaker 5: this last weekend. We all got together to celebrate a birthday. Well,
Speaker 5: and the actual birthday is yesterday, and I forgot to
Speaker 5: send a text message, thinking that we celebrated the birthday
Speaker 5: on the weekend. Well, then say that person gets but
Speaker 5: hurt because you forgot to text them on their birthday
Speaker 5: even though in your mind you celebrated it that past weekend.
Speaker 5: What are your thoughts on that. Should you still text
Speaker 5: that person on their birthday or are you covered in
Speaker 5: good because you celebrated it the weekend before.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, It feels a little dramatic, but it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I never thought about that. If you do have a
Speaker 1: birthday party for somebody and it's not on their birthday,
Speaker 1: should you still text them on their birthday? I would say, yes,
Speaker 1: you should still text them. However, it's not something that
Speaker 1: you should get upset about it if it's your birthday
Speaker 1: and they've already celebrated you, Like if I remembered, i'd
Speaker 1: text them. I would go, yeah, it's our birthday, he
Speaker 1: have birthday and no, we did this lest we have birthday.
Speaker 1: It takes five seconds. But if you forgot, and if
Speaker 1: it were my birthday and that happened, like get alive,
Speaker 1: that's what I would say, Like they did. They already
Speaker 1: celebrated you, so what they forgot to text you? Also,
Speaker 1: what's the text message matter?
Speaker 8: Right? They did celebrate you.
Speaker 1: I hate can text on my birthday.
Speaker 4: Do you get your feelings hurt if somebody didn't text you?
Speaker 1: No, I don't even I don't know who's texting me
Speaker 1: on my birthday. Matter of fact, I'm copying pasting.
Speaker 10: Ah.
Speaker 1: Thanks thanks man, Ah, thanks thanks man, thanks man. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's somebody I'm reconsidering my friendship with. If that's that
Speaker 1: dramatic to them, there's other things that are dram in
Speaker 1: their life.
Speaker 8: Like this, Yeah, it's kind of it. Energy suck Yeah.
Speaker 8: Oh what do they call those? Energy vampire?
Speaker 1: Let's go number two?
Speaker 12: Ray hey bones.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I've always been curious about your comedy career. I've been
Speaker 12: listening to you guys for over ten years now, and
Speaker 12: one of the biggest questions that I have is like
Speaker 12: knowing how you were very unlike to the child, what
Speaker 12: made you get into comedy, and like what made you
Speaker 12: push yourself to keep getting on stage over and over
Speaker 12: and when was it how you figured out how to
Speaker 12: be funny? Like, I'm really curious about that aspect of
Speaker 12: your career. Love the show.
Speaker 1: I think I being funny was a defense mechanismic mechanism
Speaker 1: as a kid, so I think that's where that comes from.
Speaker 1: It was like either fight back with fists and I
Speaker 1: was very small and very wimpy, or it was be funny,
Speaker 1: or it was like burn their house down. You know,
Speaker 1: there are only three ways to go. There's physically beat
Speaker 1: them up, there's mentally, or there's like secretly murder them
Speaker 1: in some way, which you don't want to do. That
Speaker 1: happens with kids. I mean that's that's like the school
Speaker 1: shooting bullies, right, like that's their way to get back.
Speaker 1: So I was never that one. I really wish I
Speaker 1: could have fought. I was just too small. I didn't
Speaker 1: even grow until eleventh maybe even almost twelfth grade, like
Speaker 1: grew none from an infant. From an infant to twelfth grade,
Speaker 1: I was the same thing. Yeah, I was like eight
Speaker 1: pounds seven ounces.
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 1: And then you know, the comedy career on him, if
Speaker 1: you defined it is that I did tour for a
Speaker 1: few years doing a bunch of stand up I just
Speaker 1: I'd always thought that would be fun to try, and
Speaker 1: I was really not good at it. And it was
Speaker 1: really fun to be not good at something but still
Speaker 1: enjoy it. And that's how you know like it's your
Speaker 1: thing if like you kind of suck at it and
Speaker 1: you still love it and there's room for improvement and
Speaker 1: you want to improve. Like that's the kind of stuff
Speaker 1: that motivates me. And I was like, hey, let me
Speaker 1: just do this until I feel like I have a
Speaker 1: decent hole. And I was never good, but I got
Speaker 1: to be pretty good just because I did it enough.
Speaker 1: I got enough reps in. But yeah, that's it, and
Speaker 1: then I got a special on SAMT and they ran it,
Speaker 1: and then I'm kind of like, I'm good, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if I ever need to do it again.
Speaker 1: Like I kind of hit that point where I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did a special, so he bought it. The end.
Speaker 1: It's not a comed like a great comedian, I'll never
Speaker 1: be that because I didn't put the effort in the hours,
Speaker 1: but I asked in a few years, like really grinding
Speaker 1: and writing and writing and writing, and like I'll host
Speaker 1: things like I'm writing jokes for something I'm hosting in
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. I guess I'm not supposed to
Speaker 1: say yet, but I'll do that. But I think all
Speaker 1: that stand up experience and I think that's part of
Speaker 1: why I did it too. But yeah, that's it. But
Speaker 1: I had to kind of at least get funny or
Speaker 1: luckily I was witty. I was smart as a kid.
Speaker 1: And then you get beat up, you got you got
Speaker 1: three options. Like I said, you can fight back. I
Speaker 1: guess you can run, but you can only run for
Speaker 1: so long. They'll catch you because you get caught constantly
Speaker 1: every time. Yeah, because I think I probably did run something.
Speaker 1: I'm being honest I probably.
Speaker 4: Did just give up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me Brandon from Tallahassee.
Speaker 3: Ray Hey, Bobby's son told me a good morning corny
Speaker 3: the other day, and I wanted to share with Amy.
Speaker 12: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Speaker 5: Bugs?
Speaker 4: Bunny?
Speaker 8: Bugs?
Speaker 6: Bunny?
Speaker 1: What do you call a rabbit that has flee?
Speaker 8: Yeah, bunny.
Speaker 1: It got me on the flip bugs, bunny, a rabbit,
Speaker 1: bunny last part of that word bugs first.
Speaker 4: Says never mind, you're dissecting it.
Speaker 1: No, it was just the opposite way, which took me
Speaker 1: a second bugs, bunny, a rabbit with flee, rabbit and bunny.
Speaker 1: Second word got it? So I went first word, first word,
Speaker 1: second word, second word. That didn't. Yeah, I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: It didn't line up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm stupid. I was actually harassed again today by Morgan.
Speaker 1: Just for the record, here thank you second time.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry for complimenting your new haircut.
Speaker 1: I felt objectified and I'll be going to HR. And also,
Speaker 1: I don't like people talking about my haircuts because I
Speaker 1: don't like getting a haircut.
Speaker 8: And but it's that's not a tricky situation because if
Speaker 8: we don't hate any.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know to be acknowledged.
Speaker 9: That is not true. You've said before that you I
Speaker 9: don't like when it's not acknowledged.
Speaker 1: I think that's a mental gymnastics there. I don't like
Speaker 1: haircuts for like.
Speaker 8: Nine nine days. I knew that about you. Yeah, so
Speaker 8: I was gonna keepit keeping.
Speaker 4: Compliment. Do we have to wait nine?
Speaker 6: Hey? That would be I honestly was thinking, like, this
Speaker 6: would be so great if I did tally the nine
Speaker 6: days and day nine your hair looks good.
Speaker 2: You dude?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got ago. Yeah. It's always like it's like
Speaker 1: a new shirt, right. I don't want somebody say, oh,
Speaker 1: is that a new shirt.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like you acknowledge I got the new shirt on.
Speaker 1: I like acknowledging I got a haircut because I feel
Speaker 1: like people sometimes just say stuff because it's new, not
Speaker 1: because they like it, Like somebody Amy walks in with
Speaker 1: a beehive haircut. You have to acknowledge even if thing
Speaker 1: you look stupid because it's different, and you don't go, hey,
Speaker 1: that looks stupid, You're like, hair looks good.
Speaker 8: Something, Yes, you did something.
Speaker 1: So the acknowledgment half the time is only because it's different.
Speaker 1: But they hate it.
Speaker 8: Are y'all like when you buy something you hold on
Speaker 8: to over a long time or you have to wear
Speaker 8: it right away.
Speaker 1: I will buy nice things and never wear it ever, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I don't want to wear this, it's
Speaker 1: too nice, and I need to wear for the right
Speaker 1: nice thing to come about. And the right nice thing
Speaker 1: never comes and just sits in my closet forever.
Speaker 6: But I was like, uh, well, say it's not even night,
Speaker 6: it's just new. Like you've got something you got, like
Speaker 6: a new shirt. Say it's not even that expensive, but
Speaker 6: you got it. It's a new shirt. I wear it
Speaker 6: right away.
Speaker 4: I can't wait.
Speaker 8: I know. I'm not that Like.
Speaker 6: I have friends that have closing their closet with like
Speaker 6: tags on it and stuff, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 6: understand what's happening here.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't understand this. How do you wait?
Speaker 8: They're like, I'm just waiting for the right.
Speaker 6: Time, and I'm like, the right time is the day
Speaker 6: after you buy it.
Speaker 1: All right time? And sometimes I have stuff that I
Speaker 1: really like that I've never worn because I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: never been right time. Oh, and then my wife's like,
Speaker 1: you never wore it once, and I'm like I know,
Speaker 1: I just kept waiting for the right time. She's like,
Speaker 1: you should wear like ten times and worry about wearing
Speaker 1: it once. Anyway, wear it ten times.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got these jeans the other day. I wore
Speaker 8: them every day this week.
Speaker 4: Or don't come in.
Speaker 1: I don't comment. I don't un ladies jeans, Nope, and
Speaker 1: how they fit, I have no idea. I bet they're cool, though,
Speaker 1: But when you walk in, I look at your chin up.
Speaker 2: Everybody right, I close my eyes.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just saying I get excited and I want
Speaker 6: to wear stuff right away.
Speaker 4: When someone says like, oh nice, is that a new shirt?
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: I always think, like, so you know everything I wear
Speaker 3: like that means I don't wear that much.
Speaker 1: Like oh, you find a way to be insulted as well.
Speaker 3: Yes, look for you, Like now they know that I
Speaker 3: wear this the same clothes all the time, so when
Speaker 3: I have a new one, it's like that obvious good for.
Speaker 1: Your little t trauma.
Speaker 4: I don't know where it comes from.
Speaker 1: Though, that's funny, that's where your mind goes weird. It
Speaker 1: was like Amy, I got so insulted because hear me out.
Speaker 1: I'll finish on this story. We were talking on our
Speaker 1: show twenty five Whistles about the first autograph we ever
Speaker 1: got from like a pro athlete, and all the guys
Speaker 1: would be like this person, that person, people we'd heard of,
Speaker 1: and I said, I remember mine. I went to an
Speaker 1: Arkansas Travelers baseball game. It was a minor league team,
Speaker 1: double a team. Once a year, Arkansas keeps taking me
Speaker 1: to a Travelers game, and it was like the highlight
Speaker 1: of the year. And it was hard to get the
Speaker 1: players to sign autographs during a game because they're playing
Speaker 1: the game. But there was one player named John Lepley
Speaker 1: who signed I remember him signed my ball. Never heard
Speaker 1: from him since I don't think he never made to
Speaker 1: the pros or anything, but I just remembered. I said
Speaker 1: it was John Lepley. Haven't thought about that name in
Speaker 1: a while. And so we were like, let's find John Lepley.
Speaker 1: And so we get on LinkedIn. We find John Leighty
Speaker 1: is like running like a district food distributorship with maybe
Speaker 1: this is him. We find it smember, we call him,
Speaker 1: We get some voicemail and I'm like, hey, it's weird
Speaker 1: coming back. Never got a call back. Months go by,
Speaker 1: that's probably four months ago. Kickoff Kevin comes in and goes, hey,
Speaker 1: we got John Lepley. He said somebody heard the podcast
Speaker 1: and went and is now working for him and told
Speaker 1: him about it. And I felt so insulted. Why because
Speaker 1: it took four months and that we're not big enough
Speaker 1: that that got to him in a week. It is
Speaker 1: a weird way, right, this is like trauma got Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure I can. I can logically put all that
Speaker 1: together and go, wow, I got to him finally, that's
Speaker 1: pretty We had him on on Friday Show. And but
Speaker 1: I was so insulted that it took four months to
Speaker 1: get to him. But I was mad at myself, nobody else.
Speaker 1: I was like, it looks like the product we've created
Speaker 1: isn't good enough to get to whomever in a timely fashion.
Speaker 1: And if we were at this level, John Lepley would
Speaker 1: have heard about it because it took four months. I
Speaker 1: found a way to be insulted. That's what Eddie just
Speaker 1: did with that.
Speaker 4: Sure where I should just be like thanks, yeah, guys
Speaker 4: would be like.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool, we get John Lepley and it was great,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I found like a little way, yeah, revisit
Speaker 1: that chip.
Speaker 4: It was cool though to see John Lepley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he went to played Double A get to
Speaker 1: the Triple A for a second. Never made it the pros,
Speaker 1: but was just telling the stories. It was crazy for
Speaker 1: first and I was his favorite autograph ever. Oh he
Speaker 1: had no idea but still yeah, still you were Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. Thank you guys. We will see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You guys, have a great rest of the day. Goodbye,
Speaker 1: every body.