Speaker 1: Watch up and welcome back to another episode and no
Speaker 1: Sillers podcast with your host and now funk that with
Speaker 1: your low glasses Malone. I genuinely hope Chris and will
Speaker 1: go in the backyard and and just lock up, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean five minutes. Just get cracking, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Win or lose, it don't matter,
Speaker 1: you know, get your respect back, because yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of wrestling in their situation. Ain't
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of fist maybe wrestling. You know,
Speaker 1: somebody got a host of mine the headline for a
Speaker 1: minute and be men, you're trying to do this and
Speaker 1: be talking to That's part of the five minutes. That's
Speaker 1: part of the five minutes. So look though, what was
Speaker 1: I saying? Uh uh Turkey sandwich on marble rye from
Speaker 1: Sprouts like season and Peppercini's is better than pussy to me?
Speaker 1: Pussy at like my idea. When it's like time with
Speaker 1: the woman, it's not pussy like it never it's been
Speaker 1: so long since it's been value with pussy. Once I realized,
Speaker 1: like the four value of the time with the woman.
Speaker 1: I know that's gonna sound crazy, right, but I'm also
Speaker 1: the kind of person that invest in people. That's just
Speaker 1: who I am as a human being. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's it. Let me regize the verb choice of invest
Speaker 1: hold up, listen, investing energy and time. But let me
Speaker 1: let me make my point. So like after the fourth
Speaker 1: girl I had sex within my life, ven me, I
Speaker 1: realized pussy didn't have no value. M Like, unless I
Speaker 1: was gonna have a child, pussy didn't have no value.
Speaker 1: It became like, Solder, what okay, can you please attempt
Speaker 1: to expand upon why you chose the verb invest over
Speaker 1: the verb spending, because I don't apparently understand that one
Speaker 1: of the two words means or the context has completely
Speaker 1: blown up in my face. Right, Well, so you're not.
Speaker 1: I've always believed right investing in women? Well people? Right,
Speaker 1: I like my greatest investment is human beings. That's investment.
Speaker 1: Well it's different, right, I put in, I pour into people. Pause,
Speaker 1: I pour into people. Right, um, knowledge, wisdom, anybody that's
Speaker 1: around me. It's my natural thing as a human being.
Speaker 1: But why say you're invested? Why aren't you just spending
Speaker 1: or donating? Because I have endless supply, like a wealth
Speaker 1: of it. But but again, you can have an endless
Speaker 1: supply of anything and donating. I don't think it's don't
Speaker 1: nating because it's always paid off. However it paid off,
Speaker 1: it paid off a little health here. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: with you, so I can't how did it pay off?
Speaker 1: What depends? It depends on the person. It depends on
Speaker 1: the person, anyone. I don't care. Okay, So like let's
Speaker 1: say head right, DJ head Paul, okay, hit it's not
Speaker 1: like men and women. Okay, I got you. Um. I
Speaker 1: used to have an assistant. Her name was Jelsa Scales.
Speaker 1: Jelsa is like a super talented person. Um, her talents
Speaker 1: to me lie in um. Everybody know. Her name is Lisa,
Speaker 1: Lisa Bad. She goes by um the Baddest, and she
Speaker 1: had all kind of crazy monikers. But a lot of
Speaker 1: people felt that she wasn't really a valuable asset because
Speaker 1: they felt like whether her education or some things about
Speaker 1: her wasn't what they particularly need to be successful and whatever.
Speaker 1: The venture was a professional context here, No, I'm giving
Speaker 1: you an example of this one. Then I'll go to
Speaker 1: a personal context. So it's like, um, this person I
Speaker 1: pretty much taught them a little bit more than they
Speaker 1: understood about dealing with people, right and now, when I
Speaker 1: need something specifically, like if I need to get to
Speaker 1: where puff is at or if I need to get
Speaker 1: where to what's puffing them TV show? Um, you know
Speaker 1: the TV show puffing? Um got cut the channel? Revote, Yeah, revote,
Speaker 1: like I have access into it. If I need to
Speaker 1: get to a concert, if I need to go inside
Speaker 1: of a concert, I can call Lisia and it happens
Speaker 1: like that, right, and that's worthy. Right. Personal relationship M
Speaker 1: my home girl Crystal, I mean, Crystal is super dope. Right,
Speaker 1: never did business, but in my highest heyday, Right, she
Speaker 1: would ask me to come to her gatherings. Right, she
Speaker 1: would do gatherings at her house, um, where she would
Speaker 1: have parties. And I'm not a party person. I mean
Speaker 1: I don't hate them, but I'm just not fond of them.
Speaker 1: That's not how I choose to spend my time. So
Speaker 1: I would go because she asked me to come. I
Speaker 1: guess it. It could be like she you know, we
Speaker 1: were super cool and she wanted my company. But more
Speaker 1: than likely it was the fact that that time I
Speaker 1: was super popping. You know, I was really popular. I
Speaker 1: always been somewhat popular, but I was super popular, and
Speaker 1: me being at her function meant something to other people.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it created economics. For her, it meant
Speaker 1: something and on the status level, whatever she felt, she
Speaker 1: would sure, Yeah there you go, uh social currency and
Speaker 1: now right, because I always did that for her. Now
Speaker 1: like when I'm when I'm on my health kicks and
Speaker 1: I'm going tough, right, I'm going tough, like if I
Speaker 1: need somebody to make like if I want to carry
Speaker 1: cake right when I'm eating right, and I had to
Speaker 1: get the whole week right, unrefined wheat, and I have
Speaker 1: to get unrefined sugar, all of these natural products that
Speaker 1: people who cook don't cook with. I could take it
Speaker 1: to her and she'll make the cake for me. No
Speaker 1: problem should do anything for me, I'm saying. So I've
Speaker 1: always invested in the people, even like a like somebody
Speaker 1: might see a bum on the street and and or
Speaker 1: somebody that's doing bad and I might give them ten dollars.
Speaker 1: It's always a long term investment in me in my mind,
Speaker 1: not on purpose, is just how I see it. I
Speaker 1: see value in people, even other people don't see value
Speaker 1: in Okay, so it's just like a gift. It works
Speaker 1: out for me. Gift is also an interesting word choice.
Speaker 1: But sure no, who sailings gl my boy Peter and
Speaker 1: his spin is not resident guests and and and logo
Speaker 1: player that made good Uncle Muke is in and Spen
Speaker 1: is not about the debut that new podcast Muddy Waters
Speaker 1: with Dr Hoodie was heading in. So y'all Uncle Moo,
Speaker 1: y'all make sure y'all follow him because of his podcast
Speaker 1: and some ship. I need to addit. When we did
Speaker 1: with his his his co host, the hung Girl Dr
Speaker 1: Husson was telling me I was kissing up to Peter
Speaker 1: because he was a white man. That was pretty hilarious.
Speaker 1: I was out of everybody, like I really yeah, how
Speaker 1: like super racist? I am as a human being. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gave you credit for credit. It's like whatever you
Speaker 1: like whatever the white man whatever. Peter said. Me and
Speaker 1: Peter don't agree with ship, but Peter is my man.
Speaker 1: So I took it on the chain because you know
Speaker 1: it is what it is. But their podcast is gonna
Speaker 1: be fired. Yeah, yeah, I peeped my head into a
Speaker 1: few of the life fee is on on the I
Speaker 1: t for that. It's there is some good. I was
Speaker 1: telling U. I was telling the the President of black effects.
Speaker 1: You know the people who Charlotte Man had to deal
Speaker 1: with my heart. It's a young lady, beautiful lady. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm having a strangle Dolly Dolly Bishop, look up Dolly Dolly,
Speaker 1: so fucking dope. I was telling. I was like, you,
Speaker 1: I got a podcast. It's gonna blow you fucking mind.
Speaker 1: There's two people that got like high degrees and fucking
Speaker 1: psychology and they both black. And this ship is hilarious
Speaker 1: because somehow they still maintain some level of street conversation.
Speaker 1: It's just funny. But look, well again, you gotta check
Speaker 1: that our ship for the drive either this week or
Speaker 1: next week. It's supposed to be tomorrow. We're supposed to
Speaker 1: be the day before y'all hear this podcast. But um,
Speaker 1: I'm sucked up, so I don't know if I'm being
Speaker 1: the editor tonight. I kind of have to edit and
Speaker 1: everything all our ships. So we'll get it done. It'll
Speaker 1: be there for sure, this motherfucker if it ain't now.
Speaker 1: But um, everybody's talking about one thing, funk that, And
Speaker 1: I never like to go with the flow if I can,
Speaker 1: because I usually think the floor is wrong. But we've
Speaker 1: got to talk about Will slapping this ship out of Chris. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it from the proper
Speaker 1: that that angle that everybody is speaking of, which is,
Speaker 1: oh is he wronger right? Because I don't really believe
Speaker 1: in wronger right right? I believe in something different? Can
Speaker 1: we all agree? Once he looked at Jada, That's what
Speaker 1: made him slap Chris Rock, he was like, you know
Speaker 1: what this? I definitely agree what you think? Pete? Why
Speaker 1: why I didn't watch? I saw. I just saw the
Speaker 1: instagram means of where he walked up and hit um
Speaker 1: so he So Chris just made a joke, like a
Speaker 1: hair joke and then yeah, like he said, uh something
Speaker 1: to the effect of she was getting ready for g
Speaker 1: I Jane too. And I think it's common knowledge in
Speaker 1: the business. I don't know about the public, but I
Speaker 1: know in the business is common knowledge that she suffers
Speaker 1: from like a severe case of alopecia, so she after
Speaker 1: is that something that you could that could be sexually transmitted?
Speaker 1: Because I heard some things about her marriage last year.
Speaker 1: I don't quite know, just curious. I don't know how
Speaker 1: that works. Little will will slap Yo. You can't talk
Speaker 1: about it, Chris, I hold that, bro, what we're not
Speaker 1: fit to do is get that Chris like that because
Speaker 1: Chris and Chris a class a great comedian, Like I
Speaker 1: think for sure, I think for sure he should eventually
Speaker 1: took that nigga back stage and lined him up. He like, Will,
Speaker 1: for sure, you need to call Will and be like,
Speaker 1: we need to we need to meet in the private
Speaker 1: spot because we need to get this off to make sure.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like I feel the way
Speaker 1: I need to feel. Yeah, but um, I was so
Speaker 1: you so you think so for sure? Moved like it was.
Speaker 1: Let me looked at Jay was definitely when I saw it,
Speaker 1: that's thought that first laugh laughing, h I'll take the
Speaker 1: step partly. So in this book, I know he's struggling
Speaker 1: the area of protecting women in his family. That was
Speaker 1: what well he um, he got a partner in his book.
Speaker 1: That's that I could touch on right now. Um, whereas
Speaker 1: mind was getting hit by his pops and he felt
Speaker 1: you know, him and his brother and his sister they
Speaker 1: witnessed it and he was unable to provide protection for
Speaker 1: his mom or whatever. So throughout out in life he's
Speaker 1: been calling himself like a coward. So for me, especially
Speaker 1: when I saw it and he looked at Jada. It
Speaker 1: was like, I can't continue to be it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't continue to be this coward. Yeah that's tough. That's
Speaker 1: that's something I know. Make me that don't even that's
Speaker 1: fucked up, man. And to me, so many things happened
Speaker 1: with us, you know, men, especially brothers, I mean even
Speaker 1: even white people. Don't pe even white man where you'll
Speaker 1: find yourself trying to conquer a lifetime of pain in
Speaker 1: one moment, you know what I mean, where you just
Speaker 1: and and and you hear you hear so much about
Speaker 1: that ship, right, you hear so much shit about um.
Speaker 1: You know, obviously if the public is correct, they have
Speaker 1: some type of open relationship, right, and whatever we all
Speaker 1: is doing, we never hear about it. Like however, we
Speaker 1: all got the girl's going. It's always kept under wraps.
Speaker 1: Whatever Jay to do. Everybody know somehow she is like
Speaker 1: the worst at this ship, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: in my school, you know who she was knocking down everything,
Speaker 1: and will ship is so kept under wrapped, so much better.
Speaker 1: And that's weird because in the real world it's never
Speaker 1: like that. Usually the women be doing some bullshit that
Speaker 1: don't nobody know what they're doing, and the men always
Speaker 1: get caught. But in this particular situation, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the exact Yeah, I don't what we're saying.
Speaker 1: I said that might be they play on it. They
Speaker 1: like that, magnify that ship to make. Motherfucker doesn't even
Speaker 1: want to watch her at all because ain't nobody really
Speaker 1: paying it into to it, Because this nigg is making
Speaker 1: ship like King Richard. Yeah, you haves a Kardashian blueprint?
Speaker 1: Is a successful blueprint? Yeah? Bro? What the fuck? Jada
Speaker 1: has talent? She's not a Kardashian. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I understand that. Do you think Jella wanted ten? Where
Speaker 1: would Jada be as an actress? Boy? Um, I'm not
Speaker 1: disputing she's a bona fide actress. I mean, as she
Speaker 1: a talented actress. Yeah, she's a bona fide a good actress.
Speaker 1: She's she's a good actress. I'm just saying her career
Speaker 1: stand alone the last many years. I let's I'm not
Speaker 1: a movie buff and I could be dead after wrong
Speaker 1: that we're talking about what she's been doing the last
Speaker 1: ten fifteen years. And what's crazy is six out of
Speaker 1: ten I would say six seven something like that she's
Speaker 1: she's as glad as I'm a female, poor version of Denzel.
Speaker 1: This is why they it's like really poor august nuts
Speaker 1: in their mouth. I see they get called I'm just no,
Speaker 1: I'm just playing. I'm saying that's why they magnified. But um,
Speaker 1: six years ago, Chris Rock did the Oscars before, and
Speaker 1: it was at a time when a lot of brothers
Speaker 1: and sisters was boycotting the Oscars because it wasn't no
Speaker 1: black nominees, right, Which that's a whole another thing that
Speaker 1: I have a huge issue with, Like this, this dire
Speaker 1: need to be accepted by Peter in the world is
Speaker 1: just crazy to me. Like, I'm not worried. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think. I'm not worried of Peter thinks I'm intelligent.
Speaker 1: I don't worry if Peter thinks I'm smart. I don't
Speaker 1: worry it what the fun Peter thinks about what I do?
Speaker 1: Because you know, Peter said some kind of standard of
Speaker 1: years and like please, like this is a new world.
Speaker 1: So but I do understand people who are trying to
Speaker 1: break barriers for other people. So again, why personally that's
Speaker 1: not my thing. I understand the journey some some of
Speaker 1: the brothers and sisters on so a lot of people
Speaker 1: was boycotting the Oscars. I think it's fifteen or sixteen,
Speaker 1: maybe even seventeen, fifteen sixty one or the other. And
Speaker 1: he had jokes where he was shooting on Will and
Speaker 1: and and Jada pretty much like a decent part of
Speaker 1: the opening monologue. And he had something like Jada boycotting
Speaker 1: the Oscars is the equivalent of me boycotting Rihanna panties.
Speaker 1: Either one of us is what's gonna getting at or
Speaker 1: get invited into it. And I just thought that was funny.
Speaker 1: But then now the slap starts to make a little
Speaker 1: bit more chan where like, bro, you're gonna get at
Speaker 1: me like that while I'm here, and and I was
Speaker 1: talking to Joey about the Joey west Side right from
Speaker 1: the l A jiants, and he was politicking. He's so
Speaker 1: mad because Joey is a super pro advocate for comedians
Speaker 1: and comedians having the space to to to make jokes
Speaker 1: and nothing be off limits. And I'm saying, well, if
Speaker 1: you do that right, then you have to do that
Speaker 1: for the arts right because we live in a society
Speaker 1: and I don't agree with that. I totally. One seventeen
Speaker 1: percent don't agree with people should be able to say
Speaker 1: what they want to say about everybody and it's cool now.
Speaker 1: I don't think corporations should economically start to you know,
Speaker 1: like everybody don't gotta kick your ass, but if you
Speaker 1: say something specifically about a person, for me, you may
Speaker 1: be held accountable for your words. And you always have been.
Speaker 1: In the comedy though, like it's it's what they saying,
Speaker 1: and they do a great job illustrating this on Seinfeld's
Speaker 1: Comedians and Cars Getting Copy, which Chris has been on.
Speaker 1: He's had Steve Harvey on there a lot of ye
Speaker 1: before A thought that, yeah, the Steve Harvey what I
Speaker 1: thought was great because they were talking about this specifically.
Speaker 1: It's like it's you're always on that line of what's
Speaker 1: funny and what's too far, and you don't know you're
Speaker 1: too far until you've done it, and in the audience
Speaker 1: tells you it's too far, you're gonna It's like an
Speaker 1: immediate dynamic marketplace. It's like it's like the floor of
Speaker 1: the stock exchange. If it's price too high, the price
Speaker 1: is gonna come down because no one's gonna offer you
Speaker 1: that they're gonna offer you a dollar lesson. That's what
Speaker 1: the prices. So it's like it's not like in the
Speaker 1: world of comedy, you're ever gonna skate from you know,
Speaker 1: the results, it doesn't happen. But that's like real hip hoplem.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing when you like real gangster wrap
Speaker 1: and you really start to unearth that culture. I went
Speaker 1: through the same thing with two Pacmas die. You start
Speaker 1: to unearthed that culture, like like that lesson of morality,
Speaker 1: and it cost the life of one of the most,
Speaker 1: if not the most beloved artists in the history of
Speaker 1: rap music. Um, you don't know what's too far and
Speaker 1: and my thing was always yo, if somebody had a problem,
Speaker 1: you know, I was okay with the problem, however you
Speaker 1: want to deal with If his fan, if a fan
Speaker 1: walked up to me and God at me for me,
Speaker 1: however he want to deal with it, we could deal
Speaker 1: with it. If somebody that claimed the gang, they had
Speaker 1: a problem to deal with however you want to deal
Speaker 1: with it. If it's his family. I talked to his
Speaker 1: family and you know, they let me know how they
Speaker 1: felt about it, and you know, however they want to
Speaker 1: deal with it. Mo Prime is his brother, who was
Speaker 1: somebody who looked out for me early on in his business.
Speaker 1: But if he had a problem that our lost, anybody
Speaker 1: who had a problem, we could deal with it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm okay with it. But I'm
Speaker 1: also okay, well whatever comes my way for unearthed and
Speaker 1: said culture, and I think the way Chris Rock dealt
Speaker 1: with it was the same way. Now. Obviously, if if
Speaker 1: Edie just walked up and slapped me on stage, don't
Speaker 1: beat the y for it gets some motherfucking hands and feet,
Speaker 1: but we for the dog dass out you forel me.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to take it too far. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to kill Eadie, you know, over something that
Speaker 1: I understand, what could possibly hurt his feelings, regardless if
Speaker 1: it was intended to or not. I don't like any
Speaker 1: time I listened to that song as a creative, I
Speaker 1: don't really know what people are mad at. I just
Speaker 1: know people would be mad. Well, that's the difference between
Speaker 1: the speaker and the listener, you know. And people get
Speaker 1: mad sometimes with the speaker's word, but they don't get
Speaker 1: they don't consider the speakers intay. And that's particularly true
Speaker 1: comedy because in comedy, either goal is just let's say
Speaker 1: something that makes this audience laugh in hip hop, right
Speaker 1: in the art of it. All right, you really are
Speaker 1: under pressure right to deliver culture that hasn't been revealed.
Speaker 1: You don't, you don't have to, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: some people just make whatever. But the greatest art or
Speaker 1: the greatest hip hop makes comfortable people uncomfortable, yea, and
Speaker 1: it becomes the voice of the uncomfortable and helping soothe
Speaker 1: whatever it is. Like, it's nothing like when the first
Speaker 1: time somebody heard the police, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: if you was going through that stuff in our community
Speaker 1: and now you had a voice with somebody was saying
Speaker 1: like man, even though it represents so few, so few
Speaker 1: in America, And it wasn't just the hood. It was certain,
Speaker 1: you know, very conservative people who feel like the government
Speaker 1: was too busy involved in their life. You mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's people. It's a small minute. People of America feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, they don't really care for the police's way
Speaker 1: of doing business. So it's a tough out. And I
Speaker 1: think on both ends, like, I just don't think that
Speaker 1: slap represented just the simplicity of what happened. And I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people are thinking that they think
Speaker 1: that slap is like, oh, he made a joke about
Speaker 1: my wife. My wife has this ailment feel me, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slap him. No, this is I believe this
Speaker 1: is a lot going on, Like like Muke just brought
Speaker 1: up about stuff with his personal life and things and
Speaker 1: and even his wife. His wife has been a target
Speaker 1: of people, you know what I mean. And rightfully so
Speaker 1: she's a celebrity. You know, she got her own stuff
Speaker 1: going on and and the material rights itself. But that
Speaker 1: don't mean you can always make the joke in front
Speaker 1: of the husband. Like and and like I said, I
Speaker 1: told joe y'all understood. You know, his his his umbrella.
Speaker 1: He wants for comedians. But I'm like, I don't live
Speaker 1: in that space where every man feels like they can
Speaker 1: say what they want and some other men can't say, hey,
Speaker 1: you need to answer for that. Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not with that world where it's like, well if I
Speaker 1: didn't put my hands on you can't put my hands.
Speaker 1: If you verbally assault somebody, they can respond with a
Speaker 1: physical assault of defense back. Like if that was a case,
Speaker 1: intelligent people would always have the odds because they just
Speaker 1: make all these witty jokes, com Peters of the world
Speaker 1: for me could just tear you down and that's it. No,
Speaker 1: somebody may have stressing my name. No, no, no, this
Speaker 1: particular is Peter right where you're super witty dude. You're
Speaker 1: a comedian, right, you could literally crack jokes right and
Speaker 1: make somebody feel me shrink on into the smallest corner.
Speaker 1: There's some people who have physical physical attributes the way
Speaker 1: you have mental. And I'm saying, obviously you can defend yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you know, pump. I'm just saying there's
Speaker 1: people who has your wit level cards and different types. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's why I feel like you gotta be real
Speaker 1: careful when you start to assault somebody. You start to
Speaker 1: insult somebody, that's the US fault as well. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're verbally assaulting them. My thing is influences. I tell
Speaker 1: you that what you mean, I'm just talking about even
Speaker 1: if you're talking, if you get legally, you know, you
Speaker 1: got sample, let's all you got. Aggravating us all you're
Speaker 1: gonna do different time, That's all I'm telling you. So
Speaker 1: when you make it a choice, but go ahead, Like
Speaker 1: there's a certain irony to go back to the point
Speaker 1: before about how comedians and hip hop er too for
Speaker 1: comedy and hip hoppers two genres that have immediate backlash
Speaker 1: by the audience, and critically, you've heard enough examples in
Speaker 1: hip hop and other types of music or throughout history
Speaker 1: that went too far. We're aghast by that, that joke
Speaker 1: went too far. We don't want to hear that ship.
Speaker 1: It's fascinating it in that room, what the oscars. When
Speaker 1: was the last time you heard somebody go that movie
Speaker 1: went too far. It's never been fucking sent. It's never
Speaker 1: been said. I said that all the time about bro
Speaker 1: Bag Mountain. You say that critically an audience, wise, it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen. I'm a critical mind, you're a you're an
Speaker 1: isolated opinion. There's not there's not a culture. It's not
Speaker 1: it's not a community of people saying that. People have
Speaker 1: their opinion. Usually it's like, oh, that movie was boring,
Speaker 1: that movie was redundant. You don't hold your breath every
Speaker 1: time a movie premieres. Ago is the it's the public
Speaker 1: kind of think they went too far. That's not the
Speaker 1: standard for them for whatever reason. And the people in
Speaker 1: a room, because they're insulated from that they're the most
Speaker 1: self righteous people that you could ever assemble into any
Speaker 1: room on this planet is in that room. Additionally, they
Speaker 1: bring Chris in to be a comedian on their behalf
Speaker 1: for their big, self righteous, grandiose parade of bullshit for
Speaker 1: two hours. And what do they want. They want him
Speaker 1: to roast the people up front a little bit because
Speaker 1: that makes it better for the audience and the whole ship.
Speaker 1: So they hired to come in and crack jokes about
Speaker 1: the people in the front row. That's what the funk
Speaker 1: they bring. You know, it's it's never a drama actor
Speaker 1: who comes into host the oxers, what is it? Every
Speaker 1: single time it's a comedian, which for me, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put this onto you, just sew us own wax.
Speaker 1: For me, it makes me feel like it was more
Speaker 1: staged than it was uh actual reality, it was staged.
Speaker 1: Will was the only one night in on the joke,
Speaker 1: was the only one and on the joke he was
Speaker 1: on noting on the joke the slap to me, for me,
Speaker 1: this is just my opinion. And then you know, like
Speaker 1: I said, I told you what I felt it could
Speaker 1: be in his defense, if it's real, like I said,
Speaker 1: he's battling with something that I read in his book. Uh,
Speaker 1: but no, it was literally no move movement from security. Uh,
Speaker 1: Chris Rock standing with his hands behind the back. The
Speaker 1: slap was so perfect. I don't think he thought he
Speaker 1: was going to slap him, all right, Yeah, why would you?
Speaker 1: I would have never thought will Smith Smith walk on it?
Speaker 1: I don't even if I cracked the joke about Jaden,
Speaker 1: I don't think he would have slapped me. I just
Speaker 1: I think that's why I know it was in stage,
Speaker 1: because everything about it was carried out in a way
Speaker 1: where people was like, let's just go with it. That's
Speaker 1: to me where it kind of happened, because like we're
Speaker 1: walking up, I thought he thought he was going to
Speaker 1: say something to him, or he was gonna playfully push him,
Speaker 1: you know, like boy and that ship. Because I can
Speaker 1: tell Chris's expression after like that, this motherfucker just slapped me.
Speaker 1: And then when we went back to a seat and
Speaker 1: he was like, keep my motherfucking white name at your
Speaker 1: out your mom, Like, oh my god, this dude, is
Speaker 1: this is a lot. This ain't just as that wasn't
Speaker 1: that one joke. Oh you know he was you know,
Speaker 1: a couple of people said that, you know, and and
Speaker 1: somebody asked me. They was asking me, like, why do
Speaker 1: you think they didn't escort him mode. I'm like, he's
Speaker 1: winning the biggest award of the night right and you know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a it wasn't a scuffle. It was really
Speaker 1: something that happened instantly where even with the delay, I'm
Speaker 1: sure the oscars had to say like, huh, what do
Speaker 1: we do because I know that they dropped the audio after.
Speaker 1: So he was so cold that he got slapped, didn't
Speaker 1: even protect his phase, do nothing. He just got slapped.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. That slap was lightning fast. That
Speaker 1: mother slapped him like Mohammad, he throw right hand. I'm saying, so,
Speaker 1: I think there was a moment after Yeah, that motherfucker's
Speaker 1: like he turned fast, and I think there was a
Speaker 1: moment where Chris thought to himself because like damn, like
Speaker 1: I need to rush this nigga, and he's like the
Speaker 1: biggest state, trust me, Pete, trust me. Something went through
Speaker 1: his mind about I need to rush this nigga right now,
Speaker 1: because that's how we think. He ain't no different. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna suck what Oscar statusy has been in I can
Speaker 1: fuck what nobody say. He's a negro, and something in
Speaker 1: him said this nigga got me fucked up. That something happened,
Speaker 1: and at that moment, so whatever decision was made, it
Speaker 1: was done either in some level of for him. I
Speaker 1: think specifically he just understood the moment he said, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna work this down now. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's somewhere wishing I need to tell this nigger
Speaker 1: head off, but I think at that moment he wasn't
Speaker 1: thinking like that. I think he just kind of I
Speaker 1: didn't expect him. Even when I saw him walking up,
Speaker 1: I thought it was staged before I saw it was
Speaker 1: like a man stage. Ma ain't no way this man
Speaker 1: Jill walk up on stage and slapping. Because I'm sure
Speaker 1: if you're like the security and Will Smith is walking
Speaker 1: on stage, you're not gonna trip you, Will Smith. This
Speaker 1: is part of the gag, you know. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: if you, Chris Rock, you think like, man, man, what
Speaker 1: are you walking up there? Oh? Like he was gonna say,
Speaker 1: like whisper like it was like, and then Will stood
Speaker 1: there for a minute, and then Will stood there for
Speaker 1: a minute, and like, just in case you need you
Speaker 1: needed this, you can get this right now. So I
Speaker 1: just think it was pete. Ye're you're not used to
Speaker 1: nigger moments. I mean that it happened in front of everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I just unless I have just a complete misconception
Speaker 1: of Chris life, I just don't think that he's got
Speaker 1: any you gotta miss concession Chris, then that's fair. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm facing that I'll be honest. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: right meeting him before and pretty much most comedians I
Speaker 1: know with the bullshit. I don't really know comedians that
Speaker 1: are not with the bullshit. Like like if this was
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago and it's mac Boy, if that's Bertie, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's been different he had. Like I said, I've just said,
Speaker 1: if it's Max, they're closing the Obscars down, the Oscar
Speaker 1: will be remote, hop off the stage, you go. It's
Speaker 1: gonna take a lot to get Bertie mad and Steve
Speaker 1: Hard even DL Hughley like, like, I I agree with
Speaker 1: the whole Kanye stuff. With this d L Hugley, I
Speaker 1: think DL Hughley saying like he's he's uh what he's
Speaker 1: stalking her, that's just not there. She feels no imminent danger.
Speaker 1: That's not true. Now a man trying to get back
Speaker 1: with his wife, feel mean, why they was trying at
Speaker 1: that time. Him putting out all the stops is what
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do if you want your wife and
Speaker 1: your family back. They got four children, and you're supposed
Speaker 1: to want your wife and you just you invested, you
Speaker 1: have invested that much time and energy into this. Later,
Speaker 1: you know, I get it. You're going to put out
Speaker 1: all stops. You're gonna send trucks. That's not harassment, it's
Speaker 1: not and it's not stalking because she never ever has
Speaker 1: been afraid of Kanye. She's not afraid of Kanye. Right.
Speaker 1: So even D L. Hughley, even though I don't agree
Speaker 1: with him with this Kanye ship, I know some niggas
Speaker 1: that funk with deal. Some real ge niggas like my
Speaker 1: old g RMI from families from Inglewood Family Blood Gang,
Speaker 1: like that's that boy and that way all some street
Speaker 1: ships sometimes so comedians and R and B singers are
Speaker 1: most likely with the ship. So I'm sure Chris Rock
Speaker 1: has matured in a lot of ways, know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But somewhere in New York, that nigga is walking around
Speaker 1: his apartment thinking, I need to figure out how to
Speaker 1: get a faith with this dude, whether or not he's
Speaker 1: worried about winning or losing slight something, and so they're
Speaker 1: trying to FINM sure Will. Will is such a honorable
Speaker 1: type of guy who focused his life on trying to
Speaker 1: be honorable and find honorable places. They've already talked or
Speaker 1: he's already reached out. Now, Chris strikes me as a
Speaker 1: kind of personal He might not take the call I
Speaker 1: bet you had and then when I see you or
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think there has been some
Speaker 1: type of contact. At this point, they'll be in a movie.
Speaker 1: I hope, So, I hope, so, I hope, so, I
Speaker 1: hope they do go go in the backyard and lock up.
Speaker 1: I genuinely hope Chris and Will go in the backyard
Speaker 1: and and just lock up. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: five minutes, just get cracking, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Win or lose, it don't matter, you know, get your
Speaker 1: respect back because long, Yeah, but it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of wrestling in the situation. Ain't gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of may be wrestling. You know, somebody got a
Speaker 1: holst miney the headline for a minute and be me
Speaker 1: and you're trying to do this and you're talking to
Speaker 1: that's part of the five minutes. That's part of the
Speaker 1: five minutes. So I hope they go in the backyard
Speaker 1: and you know, scuff it up and work out their
Speaker 1: little issues and come and you know, have Jad to
Speaker 1: come o over there, cook some cue with something. Y'all
Speaker 1: just sit back and get your ship together. So y'all
Speaker 1: don't even embarrass us in front of your wife, folks,
Speaker 1: no more. But I'm not mad at y'all for embarrassing
Speaker 1: us in front of your wife. Folks. I get it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like what it is. But I hope they
Speaker 1: go back there and work out their issues and not
Speaker 1: just talk about it. You know, get a little physical
Speaker 1: lett physical. It's cool with if somebody, you know, if
Speaker 1: you you know, it's all right, I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: slap your well will came slap. Somebody said that me
Speaker 1: and still was talking about it, right, They still say,
Speaker 1: he said glasses. I said, I would understand if I
Speaker 1: have made a joke about Jada and we would have
Speaker 1: walked up there and slap, he said, Man, be honest, gee,
Speaker 1: we're the fun well up here to jump up. They
Speaker 1: would have been dragging us out that it would have
Speaker 1: stopped with the MTV or works out have been regretting
Speaker 1: stopping him out. Fucking well, wire you you gotta take
Speaker 1: him on the shoulder or spinning in a helicopter like
Speaker 1: the intro. But I love both of them, brother to
Speaker 1: see that he take he lined up. So so my
Speaker 1: my thing is, I think we're looking at a situation
Speaker 1: with multiple people coming into a point and exploding. And
Speaker 1: that was a really small exploded. It wasn't nothing like
Speaker 1: I'm tired of. I think it means something because it
Speaker 1: was in front of him on the oscar like thestar
Speaker 1: Steam versions of assholes who didn't own slaves and the
Speaker 1: States and ship like that, but like there's some civilized
Speaker 1: group and it's like now, like you know, sometimes sh happened.
Speaker 1: I think they dealt with it really well. I think
Speaker 1: Chris Rockdale was it like a professional. I think Will
Speaker 1: Smith really regretted. I trust me. When that adrenaline came
Speaker 1: out of Will Smith and he and you know Jada,
Speaker 1: that that looked went away where she started looking like
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know, because she knows what that
Speaker 1: means she know that what that could do to careers.
Speaker 1: So I think when they're dreaming and fleet and she
Speaker 1: kind of was like oh, and he looked. He was like,
Speaker 1: she gotta get called. How fucking goddamn funny you said,
Speaker 1: know what it does or careers? Would it be if
Speaker 1: Will's next features like a supporting we're all in a
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey movie, Oh my god, that would be awesome.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm mad. We haven't seen a Will
Speaker 1: and Denzil movie. Like if I ever know, if I
Speaker 1: see them too, nigga, I'm gonna don't we have a movie?
Speaker 1: What you do? Niggas? That's the thing and comedian wise,
Speaker 1: that's why Eddie Murphy is my favorite and will always
Speaker 1: be hard to talk because Eddie went out his way
Speaker 1: to make them. Yeah, how don't we have a Kevin
Speaker 1: Hart Eddie Murphy him, How don't we have a Cat
Speaker 1: Williams having hard film? Like eventually you find bridges and
Speaker 1: you put on for the culture, like Harder Knights is
Speaker 1: one of Eddie Murphy's most underrated and greatest achievements. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not about is it the greatest film?
Speaker 1: Because it's a great film. In my books, my second favorite.
Speaker 1: But it's not about that. It's about you take that
Speaker 1: much generation, you take that many generations and comedian and
Speaker 1: put them together and you put on that's what. And
Speaker 1: there's comedians like Seinfeld. If you watch Seinfeld and really
Speaker 1: like it's all comedians that he brings on for every
Speaker 1: episode and like most of them have their careers blow
Speaker 1: up after that. Like I can't tell you how much
Speaker 1: ship people who started on Seinfelder on and like Adam
Speaker 1: Sander has everybody who's ever been on Saturday Life on
Speaker 1: every fucking moviek he's ever done, he put on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I feel like we don't put
Speaker 1: enough pressure on people like Kevin Hart to put on
Speaker 1: the only he brought on Tiffany, that's it. He retired,
Speaker 1: he brought on Tiffany equipped. No, he did put it on,
Speaker 1: but no. But it's like we have to demand more,
Speaker 1: you know, we have to demand more from And I
Speaker 1: think we're getting into the space where individual success without
Speaker 1: having to you know, do right by by sad community
Speaker 1: or set examples for sad community is starting to fall
Speaker 1: by the wayside, where we're starting to celebrate in our
Speaker 1: community individual wealth too much. But I'll never see y'all
Speaker 1: celebrate some white man getting rich anyway he got rich,
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. We celebrate individual success, right,
Speaker 1: and we celebrate it because we believe that it's sets
Speaker 1: a standard for the rest of people to believe that
Speaker 1: it could happen to them. But if you don't actually
Speaker 1: do your Eddie Murphy, where you got your Harlem Nights
Speaker 1: like a comedian like Chris Rock Kevin Hard because Chris
Speaker 1: Rock did. Chris Rock has a decent couple of movies
Speaker 1: like that. But I just feel like you don't have
Speaker 1: enough of that, what I'm saying. And I think it
Speaker 1: does come down to us not putting enough pressure on
Speaker 1: on our community to perform. I think there's a lot
Speaker 1: of factors that could complain to that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think you could look at a lot of movies that
Speaker 1: feature like a singular black actor or a singular black comedian,
Speaker 1: and look who the production houses. You know it, really
Speaker 1: it comes down to it. They might be like, look,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna let you bring an entire black cash
Speaker 1: through the door here of nobody upstarts because we can't
Speaker 1: market it. Now it becomes an urban film and we
Speaker 1: can't pay you thirty million dollars for an urban film
Speaker 1: and get r o Y's probably what the production financial
Speaker 1: apparatus is thinking. We can surround you by mainstream white
Speaker 1: names and throw you out in the middle of it
Speaker 1: and get our money back. That's that's that's hypothetical, but
Speaker 1: one of the real one of the main roadblocks. But
Speaker 1: I need to hear desire of it, man, I need
Speaker 1: to believe you wanted to happen. Like like, I don't
Speaker 1: think the journey for black folks in America is complete
Speaker 1: to where we can be like, oh, we're just American.
Speaker 1: It's all good. It still needs to be a level
Speaker 1: of like, Okay, we're together. We're trying to get where
Speaker 1: we're trying to get as a complete community to where
Speaker 1: we do have it right, where it's just up to you.
Speaker 1: I mean it's up to you and making your own
Speaker 1: achievements happen, versus where it's like, you know, we're still
Speaker 1: needing each other every minute. I mean, like we need
Speaker 1: each other still. We still don't like a couple of
Speaker 1: us don't, but we all need each other. If I'm
Speaker 1: not here to help Uncle move to his podcast, maybe
Speaker 1: he doesn't take a podcast. Serious, if me and you
Speaker 1: don't meet, maybe you're not doing those sellings with me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like like if we don't
Speaker 1: put on and I don't want to just now I
Speaker 1: say the black community because we all grow up together.
Speaker 1: I mean me and you, we have a great relationship food,
Speaker 1: Like you know, we've been knowing each other over ten years.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you put on what your people, no't
Speaker 1: matter what they look like. But that don't mean you
Speaker 1: don't put on for your people. Still that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I don't Last night with the slap, you know what,
Speaker 1: We rescued the oscars because it was a felling, fucking program.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. We rescued from failing program to
Speaker 1: a felon program. The camera slab, Yeah, soldiers, that's that
Speaker 1: white people see that is so dramatic. That's a comedian. Now,
Speaker 1: if he shot him in the leg, I'll be with you,
Speaker 1: like now, glasses would have been thing. That shooting been
Speaker 1: a leg. Look, you hit a guy who's fifty plus
Speaker 1: years old a hundred and thirty five pounds in the
Speaker 1: head like that. He could suffer long term next dam
Speaker 1: but you've never cover from that. A white comedian ship
Speaker 1: you and fucking Jerry Field. That bullshit, A good old
Speaker 1: American slap. That's an American slap is what was needed
Speaker 1: to save the Oscars. The Oscar was on every new
Speaker 1: channel and it was exciting people. Matt next year might
Speaker 1: watch the Oscars Like, hold, somebody might get slapped next year.
Speaker 1: You know for sure, You know you can only market
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Speaker 1: This episode was recorded right here on the West coast
Speaker 1: of the USA and produced by my homeboy A King
Speaker 1: for the Black Effect Podcast Network and I Heart Radio.
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