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Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested. After that being saved, he riggs

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Speaker 1: the door to his home in an attempt to electric

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Speaker 1: kit his present lights. Police arrested at Orlando man for

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Speaker 1: talking about them me now the breakfast club, bitch you

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Speaker 1: donkey other day with Charalam Haine, a guy. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why y'all keep you letting him get y'all like this,

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Speaker 1: you know. Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, September eighteenth,

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Speaker 1: goes the two Miami men named Carlos M. Garcia A

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Speaker 1: Jit a jit? A jit can't be a jit, ain't

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Speaker 1: meant a jit? Would it be a jit? He too

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Speaker 1: old to be a jit? And Navaldo J. Garcia Vento okay,

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Speaker 1: forty and forty one years old. Now listen, what does

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Speaker 1: your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida?

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Speaker 1: Say it with me. The craziest people in America come

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Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is

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Speaker 1: no exception. Now today's story has me thinking about this

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Speaker 1: Didty situation, because if you haven't heard, one of the

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Speaker 1: pieces of evidence law enforcement is using against Diddy is

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Speaker 1: the one thousand bottles of lubricant and baby oil They

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Speaker 1: found in his home that they say we're used in

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Speaker 1: these alleged freak offs. Diddy was having Okay, Now, when

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Speaker 1: I heard about the one thousand bottles of lube and

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Speaker 1: baby oil, I said to myself, there wasn't a dry

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Speaker 1: booty in the house, Okay, not one single solitary set

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Speaker 1: of dry cheeks. Then I thought to myself, well, what

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Speaker 1: else did did he have in bulk in the house.

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Speaker 1: Some people go to Costco and just buy things in bulk.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that was just a bolt purchase. And I know

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Speaker 1: we was all wondering where does a man buy one

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Speaker 1: thousand bottles of luber kitting baby oil. Well we may

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Speaker 1: have our answer because these two Miami men, Carlos and Nevaldo,

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Speaker 1: were suspects in a theft ring and they steal from

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Speaker 1: major retailers like Publics, Walmarts, CBS, Walgreens. And when Dixie

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Speaker 1: and they got busted with thousands of dollars worth of

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Speaker 1: stolen merchandise. Ok five thousand dollars to be exact, including

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Speaker 1: but not limited to razor blades, fishing gear, cosmetics, and

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Speaker 1: four hundred sticks of deodorant. I repeat, four one hundred

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Speaker 1: sticks of deodorant. Okay, that's the one that's getting me

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Speaker 1: four hundred sticks of deodorant. They got caught because police

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Speaker 1: had a description of their vehicle, a brown gmc suv.

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Speaker 1: They had just hit a Walmart. So when a deputy

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Speaker 1: saw them run a red light, why would you run

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Speaker 1: a red light when you know you got all these

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Speaker 1: stolen items in your vehicle? They ran a red light,

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Speaker 1: They conducted the traffic stop, and then these two floor

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Speaker 1: to fools took the cops on a short chase. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Deputies reviewed Walmart security footage and that's when they saw

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Speaker 1: one of the guys stealing a package of leed Raizor blades,

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Speaker 1: and when they searched the vehicle, they found six large

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Speaker 1: trash bags full of suspected stolen items, including the four

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Speaker 1: hundred sticks of the ownerant. I have so many thoughts

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Speaker 1: about this situation. Number one, if I was law enforcement,

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Speaker 1: my first question would be who you know Sean Comps

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Speaker 1: and have you ever sold him any astroglide in bulk?

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Speaker 1: My second question is, I understand these men committed a crime,

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Speaker 1: but are they really doing a service? See people be musty, man.

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Speaker 1: Some of y'all under arms be out here smelling like weed.

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Speaker 1: A whole outpack. So so many people amongst us be

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Speaker 1: making right guard, go left, speed sticks slow down. Sure,

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Speaker 1: not really, I don't know what it is. Maybe in

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Speaker 1: my old age, my nose is a lot more sensitive

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Speaker 1: than it used to be, or maybe everyone is trying

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Speaker 1: to go natural when they shouldn't be. So when you

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Speaker 1: got folks walking around smelling like funians, I'm not mad

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Speaker 1: at these brothers for having four hundred sticks to deodorant

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Speaker 1: on deck. Okay, they have a heat advisory today in Miami. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I feel like these two brothers is fed up. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how many? How much? Do you know how

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Speaker 1: musty people must be for them to say we have

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Speaker 1: to go steal as much axe as possible. They just

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Speaker 1: as fed up as the first person to invent deodorant.

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Speaker 1: Do you not how fed up with the smell of

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Speaker 1: armpits one must be to go home and start inventing

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Speaker 1: things to prevent said smell. Deodorant was introduced in the

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Speaker 1: late eighteen hundreds. That means people was musty at the

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Speaker 1: last supper.

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Speaker 2: Man all through the fourteen hundreds, fifteen hundred, and sixeen

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Speaker 2: hundred and seventeen hundred, most of the eighteen hundreds folks

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Speaker 2: was stinking until someone invented this thing that killed older

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Speaker 2: causing bacteria called mum.

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Speaker 1: That was the name of it, Mum, look it up.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means, but in my

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Speaker 1: brain it registers as musty underarmed mammal. So there is

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Speaker 1: a part of me that wants to applaud these men

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Speaker 1: for stealing all this deodorant for people. But on the

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Speaker 1: flip side, they made it hard for folks who know

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Speaker 1: they need deodorant but can't find none in Miami because

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Speaker 1: they done stole it all. Same way, you probably couldn't

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Speaker 1: find no lubricant or baby oil wherever Diddy was at

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Speaker 1: because he had it all in his house. Now that

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Speaker 1: I think about it, that's a bottom trap. Imagine being

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Speaker 1: a bottom going in the store to find the lube

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Speaker 1: you need to have a good night, and they tell

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Speaker 1: you they don't have any because someone from Combs Enterprises

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Speaker 1: bought it all. Now you are forced to attend a

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Speaker 1: Diddy party just to get what you need, which is

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Speaker 1: a simple bottle of loub life. Next thing you know,

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Speaker 1: you're slipping. You're falling, got d in your button. But

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Speaker 1: these men have been charged with multiple felonies grand theft,

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Speaker 1: all for five thousand dollars in items. They're going to

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Speaker 1: spend more than that on bond and lawyer fees. So

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Speaker 1: please give Carlos M. Garcia a jit in the Valdo J.

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Speaker 1: Garcia Vento the biggest he huh, you're a wild boy man.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Donkey Today, how you thought about

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Speaker 1: that slipping falling in the black last night that died?

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Speaker 1: You come up with that? I don't remember what I

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Speaker 1: just said. That was based off experience. Blackout and go

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