Speaker 1: One or two point seven beam. Yeah, last night I
Speaker 1: was gonna watch Eat, Pray, Love because Meredith told me
Speaker 1: she watched the other night to Fall Asleep, and I'd
Speaker 1: seen it before. I thought, that's perfect to put on.
Speaker 1: You're just sort of winding down, And then I turned
Speaker 1: on my TV. The Full Swing on Netflix commercially kept
Speaker 1: playing about the golfers and the golf for on these
Speaker 1: two guys who are like best friends in each other's
Speaker 1: weddings but their rivals on the course. And I don't
Speaker 1: know a lot of that golfers, right, and yet I
Speaker 1: kind of think I'm probably gonna play golf today, so right,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's fun. I played my first true game
Speaker 1: of golf maybe a few months ago, and it was
Speaker 1: actually really fun. Did you hit the ball? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: it makes it fun pretty good, Like I literally swing
Speaker 1: and the ball doesn't move. No, I did, And I
Speaker 1: hit one of them where I had to hit it
Speaker 1: over the lake to get it onto the green on
Speaker 1: the other side, and I was like, wow that No,
Speaker 1: it was my first time actually playing. She's like one
Speaker 1: of those guys on Full Swing that was decent. That's
Speaker 1: pretty good. He get over a lake. If I had
Speaker 1: a ball, it goes into water or a tree. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have to tell people to watch out. Yeah, be careful,
Speaker 1: I'm about to swing. Could go backwards, FYI? Yeah, actually
Speaker 1: the ball could go behind me and it has sure.
Speaker 1: This is a Tiger Wood story in the training report. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it all went down last week during the Genesis Invitational,
Speaker 1: and so Golf Week reported that Tiger Wood slipped a
Speaker 1: tampon into fellow player Justin Thomas's hand after out driving
Speaker 1: him on the ninth hole. So if you see, I
Speaker 1: posted this picture of Tiger like basically slipping him this tampon,
Speaker 1: and people are assuming that Tiger wanted to tell his
Speaker 1: opponent that he plays like a girl. The Internet did
Speaker 1: not find this funny in the slightest People were going
Speaker 1: off on him. I saw articles after articles just kind
Speaker 1: of going into how inappropriate that is. But Tiger did
Speaker 1: he did say he said it was supposed to be
Speaker 1: fun in games, but obviously it hasn't turned out that way.
Speaker 1: If I offended anybody, it was just friends having fun.
Speaker 1: To me, it was a tasteless joke. It wasn't funny,
Speaker 1: and I feel like it's not even accurate because I
Speaker 1: feel like women have proven that they can hang and
Speaker 1: beat men in many several different sports. But to me,
Speaker 1: I'm just happy that the tampon is front and center
Speaker 1: and all these stories online right now, because I feel
Speaker 1: like the more conversations we created around tampons and period poverty,
Speaker 1: the better in my opinion. So I'm I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 1: my take on Tiger's tasteless joke. Is it turned into
Speaker 1: a positive for tampons in general? What do you think?
Speaker 1: I think I'm kind of back and forth, but it's like,
Speaker 1: I feel like that joke is just kind of old,
Speaker 1: like yeah, exactly, Like it's just too like that would
Speaker 1: have been funny maybe like fifteen years ago, but like
Speaker 1: something like that now it's like it's not funny. I know,
Speaker 1: the fact that it was even funny is so sly,
Speaker 1: but like that you can't make jokes like that anymore.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like we've moved past that, We've grown
Speaker 1: so much as a society, So why would you think
Speaker 1: that that's funny? Is beyond me? Are you? I agree
Speaker 1: with you? Guys? Are you practical jokers? Like I'm not
Speaker 1: a practical joker guy, Like you know when you see
Speaker 1: a movie star and like were the practical jokes play
Speaker 1: jokes on each other all Dave for a long time.
Speaker 1: We don't do it with each other. No, No, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We're done one Why is that? Like what?
Speaker 1: We don't do practical jokes at all ever? Never? No, No.
Speaker 1: And I don't like scaring like people that scare people
Speaker 1: around the court. Like Michael likes to scare me all
Speaker 1: the time, and I hate it because I like my
Speaker 1: brother used to scare me when I was a little girl,
Speaker 1: and I we have like scars, I really do. And
Speaker 1: the other day I was coming out of the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Michael tried to scare me, like because he's heard me,
Speaker 1: like with my footsteps. And so when I opened the
Speaker 1: bedroom door, he was standing right there and I almost
Speaker 1: punched him in the face because I was like, I
Speaker 1: it's my instinct to I almost hate you because what
Speaker 1: are you doing? You jumping out from a tree trunk?
Speaker 1: I think are It's not cute to me. It's not
Speaker 1: like I don't like to be scared, but I don't
Speaker 1: like surprises or practical jokes. No. No, Brad Pitt was
Speaker 1: no George Clooney put and I hate cops. Bumper sticker
Speaker 1: on Brad Pitt's car. Brad had no idea. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's funny. I don't think that's funny funny. I mean,
Speaker 1: I get what they're trying to do, but like I'd
Speaker 1: be like, dude, come on, I don't know. Surprises, practical
Speaker 1: jokes and jumping off from trees not for me. Yeah, either,
Speaker 1: Like April fools I always trying to think stand that
Speaker 1: I know, and I always you always try to think
Speaker 1: of like maybe it's something funny to do, even can
Speaker 1: never think of anything funny fools Day, you know, if
Speaker 1: it's out of the norm, April fools Ding. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm really good at it either. No, my boyfriend
Speaker 1: loves April fools Day. It's weird. So they're they're telling
Speaker 1: me George Clooney paid a costume person to keep taking
Speaker 1: Matt Damon's pants each day, oh in each day, like
Speaker 1: altering them so Matt would think he's gaining weight. Mean,
Speaker 1: but I mean those two have a special relationship. That
Speaker 1: would bum I'd be so not coming out of my
Speaker 1: dressing room, guys, we got problem over here. I'm drinking
Speaker 1: green juice and my pants are tight. That's so we
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