Speaker 1: I don't want to rob out of my house. I
Speaker 1: don't like things listening to me all the time. I
Speaker 1: don't need to ask Siri or Alexa for shiit. I
Speaker 1: don't need a Wi Fi to connect to my washer
Speaker 1: so it tells my phone my clothes are done. That's
Speaker 1: why it beeps.
Speaker 2: I don't need I just moved into a spot that
Speaker 2: has that shit, and I was like, oh, let me
Speaker 2: see what this does with my phone. And I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: I do not need I do not need all of
Speaker 2: this information.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't need my fridge to tell
Speaker 1: me I'm out of fucking ice cream. Yeah. I saw
Speaker 1: that with my eyes. My fatac ate it last night.
Speaker 1: I'm aware.
Speaker 2: It's like, you don't think I'm getting high and having
Speaker 2: a panic attack looking at my lack of ice cream
Speaker 2: my own fucking freezer. I don't need you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do you think there's twelve pints in there?
Speaker 1: Because every time I go to the store, I'm high
Speaker 1: and I forget that I didn't eat the ice cream.
Speaker 1: Now I feel like, no, I need options.
Speaker 2: I forget I need eggs and shit. Instead I buy
Speaker 2: fucking ice cream.
Speaker 1: Do we have bread?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh? Hello, motherfucker. Remember that vine with the little like, oh, hello, motherfucker. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and I mean been by motherfuckers, I mean
Speaker 2: the Internet. And welcome to season three, seventy five, Episode
Speaker 2: three of the dailies. I guess the production of Heart Radio.
Speaker 2: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 2: into America's shared sordid consciousness. It is Wednesday, February twelfth,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. We are Valentine's Day minus two, okay,
Speaker 2: and it's also National Plum Pudding Day. I've never had
Speaker 2: plum pudding, but that sounds plumb. Brit has done it,
Speaker 2: you've had it, you have no but you strike me.
Speaker 4: I guess it's because you're you're a like Premier League fan.
Speaker 4: That's that's something like British shit, right, I guess.
Speaker 1: So plum pudding is actually more akin to banana bread
Speaker 1: than an actual literal pudding.
Speaker 2: Really, that's that's what it looks like.
Speaker 1: It's similar to like a per Simon pudding, a plum pudding,
Speaker 1: like a five per Simon pudding. Yeah, that shit's actually phenomenal, phenomenal.
Speaker 1: I had per Simon pudding for the first time when
Speaker 1: I was a little kid. My dad made it, and
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get like a big thing
Speaker 1: of pudding and I didn't know what a persimon was.
Speaker 1: And then he gave me that piece of bread and
Speaker 1: I was like, the shit is this? And then it
Speaker 1: was super moist and I was like, who brood?
Speaker 4: King of the fruits?
Speaker 2: So good? Well, I mean, yes, I am ignorant of
Speaker 2: the ways of plumb pudding and other things that just
Speaker 2: basically aren't snack packed. Unfortunately, I'm not that cultured when
Speaker 2: it comes to pudding. However, that doesn't change the fact
Speaker 2: that I am Miles Gray aka cry Lee Minogue aka
Speaker 2: silver Lining's Gray Book. Shout out to gross face kill
Speaker 2: on the discord for that one. Yes I was. I
Speaker 2: did get overcome with emotion watching the Kylie Minogue video
Speaker 2: with my baby the other day, and also shout out
Speaker 2: to my overrated It was just giving people silver Linings
Speaker 2: all the time. All that to say is I am
Speaker 2: thrilled to be joined by my guest co host one
Speaker 2: of my just a solid dude. You know dude, he
Speaker 2: got he has solid cooking, he has a solid right hook,
Speaker 2: he has a solid creatine ingestion regiment.
Speaker 4: Getting mere solid every day.
Speaker 2: Bro, you keep drinking that greatine I said, for what
Speaker 2: you like, I don't know, but I'm doing it. Please
Speaker 2: welcome to the microphone, the one and only you know
Speaker 2: him from yoss racist and many other things. But please
Speaker 2: welcome Andrew ti Yo.
Speaker 4: I finally got on Discord eight months ago. Johnny Davis
Speaker 4: suggested Andrew t Aka ducked around and got doubt. I
Speaker 4: think that was on from the last time.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 4: Maybe I've gotten gout, But I'm I here's my I
Speaker 4: don't I'm not here to give notes. I love I
Speaker 4: love the zeikeag and I like Discord fine. So many
Speaker 4: of these pitches involve significantly higher acting ability than I
Speaker 4: am like they work on the page. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of like hitting the teas in various phrases that I
Speaker 4: just got to tell you, I don't got it in me.
Speaker 4: So it's okay. I'm gonna see.
Speaker 2: You're being open and honest about your own limitations as
Speaker 2: a performer, which not many people do.
Speaker 4: And I think, and also I do think I have
Speaker 4: an answer to why the creatane I forgot. I don't
Speaker 4: know if I mentioned this on Mike, but the reason
Speaker 4: I'm doing Creatane is because it was free because God
Speaker 4: delivered an extra thing.
Speaker 2: Shout out doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's the only reason, because I do not
Speaker 4: work out enough. It is free.
Speaker 2: This is like how my mom buys shit, where she'll
Speaker 2: be like, I bought this thing because it was on sale,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, do you need it? She's like no,
Speaker 2: but it used to be three hundred dollars. I got
Speaker 2: it for twenty and I'm like, yeah, okay, Well I
Speaker 2: don't think you need a scarf with fairies having sex
Speaker 2: on it. But that's you. Listen, why not, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Listen, don't tell your mom. I am your mom that
Speaker 1: something great purchase. Yeah, I know, I am the same way.
Speaker 2: Shout out sale culture. I know. Sale culture is huge.
Speaker 2: People love of motherfucker sale. Some people only love a
Speaker 2: thing because of the motherfucker's sale. And look I get it,
Speaker 2: I get it. Well, look whose voice was that? Well
Speaker 2: that was all the way from the Hollers of Tennessee,
Speaker 2: one of the one of the I think most reputable
Speaker 2: Dolly Parton fans doing it right right. Someone who puts
Speaker 2: me on do all kinds of different ways to get elevated,
Speaker 2: whether that's putting up a little crystal, having the lights,
Speaker 2: fill your room with the colorful light spectrum, maybe even
Speaker 2: hitting the old stooned and glass well. I also find
Speaker 2: them to be one of the funniest people around. A
Speaker 2: wonderful ninety day fiance fan. And again, oh God, stay
Speaker 2: off her private property because you will get clapped. Please
Speaker 2: welcome to the microphone.
Speaker 1: I love that we know each other so well, Miles, like, honestly,
Speaker 1: like you always give me the best intros, Like it's
Speaker 1: literally the essence of who I am. This bitch loves
Speaker 1: Dolly Parton. She knows a lot, she will shoot you
Speaker 1: if you come under our land. She loves to get high,
Speaker 1: and very creative in different ways. And also she's kind
Speaker 1: of a witch. Like, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it startlingly acting amazing to have you back,
Speaker 2: and especially now when we are under this new regime,
Speaker 2: so many things happening. What's the vibe check in Tennessee?
Speaker 2: What are the I was like, you know, you know what.
Speaker 1: It's interesting. It's it's not what I would assume is
Speaker 1: unlike California a little bit in terms of the liberals
Speaker 1: being up in arms. Definitely, there's less of them than
Speaker 1: say the other people. But yeah, what's different? I think
Speaker 1: this time around is that it's sort of split between
Speaker 1: people who are like, hell, yeah, fuck yeah Trump America,
Speaker 1: let's go Brandon. I want to shoot everyone and their dog.
Speaker 1: And then there's people who are like, don't talk to
Speaker 1: me about it. I don't care. I got stuff to do.
Speaker 1: And then there's the liberals, most of which have moved
Speaker 1: from California, who are like, what's happening? Why are people upset?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Did you know that people are still racist?
Speaker 1: But also where can I get a biscuit? Like that's
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 2: Where do you get these I keep hearing about? Or
Speaker 2: like oh, you know cluster those Yeah, so, I mean
Speaker 2: they sound a little too much sugar for me, but
Speaker 2: he or it's people.
Speaker 1: Who like bought a two million dollar home in East
Speaker 1: Nashville right next to like a condemned trap house, and
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm just a all but we booked from
Speaker 1: But it's like like Maryla, yeah, girl, you're part of
Speaker 1: the problem, Like yeah, yeah, right, you know, And this
Speaker 1: is coming from someone who moved from California. Obviously I
Speaker 1: moved from California, but like I moved to the woods
Speaker 1: and I'm in my business, you know, I'm not Inshville
Speaker 1: with a fucking Wiener dog and fucking juicy couture walking
Speaker 1: around asking where the love shack fancy is? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, that's not me. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: You know, I look at Google clusters. These ships look
Speaker 4: so good. I just like that.
Speaker 1: They're pretty phenomenal. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, that's an old.
Speaker 2: School It's so funny, Like I always know, like a
Speaker 2: specific food to a lot of cities to try and
Speaker 2: create some common ground, like yeah, you know, let's go
Speaker 2: to Loveless and get some Google clusters. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: How your dog? You love a regional treet? You're you know,
Speaker 1: you're a little you like to downplay it a little bit,
Speaker 1: but definitely somebody, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Knows what's up when well, anytime I go anywhere, like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is the ship that I can only
Speaker 2: get here? That's all the first thing I ask whenever
Speaker 2: I'm like, because I don't I don't need to eat shit,
Speaker 2: I've already I want to know what y'all were fucking
Speaker 2: with anyway, Lydia, thanks for joining us. Let's give us people.
Speaker 2: Let's give the people, not even other people, the people
Speaker 2: a peek behind the curtain and let them know what
Speaker 2: we will be talking about today in this very special
Speaker 2: video episode. You can't go to YouTube dot com, slash app,
Speaker 2: the Daily Zye Guys uh to watch this and many
Speaker 2: other video episodes. But yes, today we're gonna be talking
Speaker 2: about God Man. The Democrats really let the dumbest motherfuckers
Speaker 2: just waltz on in uh because they are finding out
Speaker 2: shit in real time. That is just so sad. But
Speaker 2: I don't know, this is another case of the fascist
Speaker 2: dog cop the car uh. And now they're like, whoa,
Speaker 2: how does any of this work? And we're left to
Speaker 2: sort it all out. Then, you know, despite all this
Speaker 2: winning on the right, kid Rock's life is still shit
Speaker 2: and no one likes him. So at least there's that
Speaker 2: we will we will tune in with him and his
Speaker 2: drunken ass uh because he pulled his very own Jeb
Speaker 2: Bush moment out of cup in Nashville. And we we'll
Speaker 2: also talk about you know, obviously we got RFK his
Speaker 2: you know, his confirmation is imminent now that famously worried
Speaker 2: human being Susan Collins, Senator Susan Collins, I'm a little
Speaker 2: worried about. Well, then are you voting to confirm it.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a yes. So we're gonna touch on
Speaker 2: obviously all the issues that are coming with AHHS, but
Speaker 2: specifically fucking raw milk because that's a huge thing with him,
Speaker 2: and now it's like this symbol of the right because
Speaker 2: fuck pasteurization, Am I right? Y'all? That shit is government overreach.
Speaker 2: So we will touch on that plenty more, maybe some
Speaker 2: other things. But first Lydia Popovich, what is something from
Speaker 2: your search history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1: So the last heavy googling I did was a few
Speaker 1: days ago, and the very top of that search austry
Speaker 1: because I had to look and be like, what were
Speaker 1: you googling? Would you have been googling? Was an article
Speaker 1: that said infertility in the Bitch, And I remember it
Speaker 1: took me a second and I was just like, ooh, tough, tough, Jeb,
Speaker 1: and then I remembered, because I'm I'm researching, I want
Speaker 1: to I want to breed my dog. I have a
Speaker 1: beautiful one hundred and five pound Kenny Corso, and she's
Speaker 1: a beautiful girl and she has the sweetest temperament and
Speaker 1: we want to have puppies. So we are going to
Speaker 1: be purchasing a second dog, and so I'm doing, you know,
Speaker 1: as you would as a responsible female, some research on
Speaker 1: how what she thinks should I look out for, you know,
Speaker 1: what creates infertility and dogs? And just seeing the headline
Speaker 1: infertility in the Bitch made me laugh a lot. I know,
Speaker 1: you realize maybe I'm not ready for a grand dog
Speaker 1: motherhood because I can't even read an article without laughing.
Speaker 1: I could barely focus because every time it said the
Speaker 1: word bitch, I was like, ooh, bitch.
Speaker 2: You're like in these bites are infertile? Yo, yo, yo easy.
Speaker 2: I know Trump's president, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's exactly where my mindset were. That was like, listen,
Speaker 1: I know I'm forty seven. Yeah, she's infertile. She's not
Speaker 1: having any babies, okay, but we need to like start
Speaker 1: giving these be the results like hey, bitch, nah nah,
Speaker 1: like no, not me, the dog, oh the dog. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's where I'm at is I'm googling about my
Speaker 1: dog's reproductive sys keep to stick her off.
Speaker 2: You must love this dog, because you're like I need to.
Speaker 2: I want this dog to go forth and multiply.
Speaker 1: I love this dog so much. It's not even funny
Speaker 1: so much that I want her to go and multiply.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to purchase a whole other male dog, raise
Speaker 1: that dog to maturity so that they can have sex,
Speaker 1: so that I can control the bloodline, and then she'll
Speaker 1: have puppies, and then I'll keep one of those dogs,
Speaker 1: which means, if you're counting, I will have three Canny Corsos, Yes,
Speaker 1: three dogs, which, if you were literally listening, that's close
Speaker 1: to three hundred and fifty pounds worth of dogs running
Speaker 1: around my house at all times. That's also not counting
Speaker 1: my tiny dog who is sixteen pounds. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: have a problem.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I think you have our
Speaker 2: full support. Yeah you going. Look you're on your Chris
Speaker 2: Jenner journey right now. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to have my Kardashians.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. None of these dogs. Well, one of these
Speaker 1: dogs has an Instagram account. The rest of them do
Speaker 1: not right? Right, Okay, you know.
Speaker 2: What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: You know, I've been thinking about this because I tend
Speaker 1: to give the same answers and literally everything is underrated. No,
Speaker 1: I think this is a controversial, but I think what's
Speaker 1: underrated is sugar. I have been on a personal no
Speaker 1: sugar journey and I miss it. I everyone's talks shit
Speaker 1: about it, and I know it's bad for you. It
Speaker 1: does things, or so says my diabetes doctor. However, sugar
Speaker 1: is delicious. What it does to a morning coffee. Oh baby, oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, you put sugar in your coffee.
Speaker 1: Sugared things. There's sugar in that cream or that you
Speaker 1: put in your coffee, which makes your coffee deliver, unless
Speaker 1: you're drinking just you know, hot and black, which people do.
Speaker 1: But you know, I like a little I like a
Speaker 1: little a little latte, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: like a little mixed, a little mixed kind of breakfast cocktail,
Speaker 1: if you will, and sugar certainly helps with that party.
Speaker 1: Sugar is underrated.
Speaker 2: I just miss it. And sugar in.
Speaker 4: Your coffee, guy, I'm I don't put sugar in my coffee,
Speaker 4: but I put sugar in. I think the thing that
Speaker 4: that a lot of people don't think about is like
Speaker 4: most like braises and stews and some of your sugar sauces.
Speaker 4: That is good. The reason it tastes so much better
Speaker 4: at a restaurant if there's sugar or some fucking corn syrup.
Speaker 4: Most not most Asian share a lot of like the
Speaker 4: best like Korean ship corn syrup dots.
Speaker 1: You start and you're like, literally everything has sugar in it,
Speaker 1: ketchup sugar in it. That is one thing I've looked into,
Speaker 1: Like it definitely has changed my philosophy on like processed
Speaker 1: foods in America, where I'm like, you know what, Europe's right,
Speaker 1: We're trash. Yeah, yeah, We're fucking crash. Like I read
Speaker 1: everything and even when I'm thinking healthy, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, unless it's naturally occurring sugar everything, And
Speaker 1: isn't it the amount of effort I have to put
Speaker 1: into to find foods literally with no sugar. It's so difficult.
Speaker 2: It's so like I was looking at a bag of
Speaker 2: celery and they said it had two rams that added sugar.
Speaker 1: I'm sane, you know, an a crunchy, crispy lady like
Speaker 1: I am. I love a chip, love a chip, love
Speaker 1: a cracker, love you know, love anything. Even I was
Speaker 1: like buying these like toasty like carbonzo beans and I
Speaker 1: was like, why are they so good? And it was
Speaker 1: a Korean barbecue flavored. I'm like, oh, because there's fucking
Speaker 1: sugar all over one of They're delicious, just popping them
Speaker 1: by the handful, thinking I'm doing right, and then I
Speaker 1: took a look on the back and it's like yellows just.
Speaker 2: To all life's problems.
Speaker 1: So I guess, really it's not sugar. I guess what's
Speaker 1: underrated is an actual functional functioning like insulin output. So like, hey,
Speaker 1: if your.
Speaker 4: Is working, keep this bless up, keeps up that.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, that's really what it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you have you fucked around with dates and stuff?
Speaker 4: That's what I've been.
Speaker 1: Big fan of dates. That's my new favorite snack is
Speaker 1: I get to have an old lady snack where I
Speaker 1: take three dates and I cut them open and I
Speaker 1: take the seeds out and then I fill them with
Speaker 1: peanut butter. Oh, and I eat those and it's quite delicious.
Speaker 1: But you know, sitting next to like a Snickers bar,
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, Ben, don't tell me it's a sniper.
Speaker 1: Tell me it's a date with peanut butter.
Speaker 4: Don't go to while delicious if you you want to
Speaker 4: try putting maybe a little bit of blue cheese or
Speaker 4: a Gorganzola.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm very familiar with that, the savory route
Speaker 1: super I know exactly where you're going with.
Speaker 4: That salad, with that combination right after this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some d it's as.
Speaker 2: Hit that rope for you know what I mean if
Speaker 2: you really life people say, Okay.
Speaker 1: There's that deep blue veins Stilton, let's get it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of deep blue veins.
Speaker 1: Overrated working at all mm hmmmm, and especially working for
Speaker 1: the man, like if you have a like like the
Speaker 1: like the capital m right, like not like the big
Speaker 1: guy upstairs Jesus, although I think that's probably overrated too,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, his subsidiary is the man, you know,
Speaker 1: the corporate man who is who is there telling you
Speaker 1: you know anywhere there's an HR department that's active anywhere
Speaker 1: where you've got like stock options, and there's like things
Speaker 1: like that. Just generally working for the man. So many
Speaker 1: of us were gonna be like, oh, I wish I
Speaker 1: had a stable job.
Speaker 2: I wish.
Speaker 1: No, No, you don't, just like honestly you don't want it.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds like it'd be better and easier,
Speaker 1: but like if you're yourn, if you're the man, wait.
Speaker 2: As Sean Connery said, yeah, you know correct, And that's
Speaker 2: that is that I think we all are. We're striving
Speaker 2: to reach that that summit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's a lot more work, but I you know,
Speaker 5: full disclosure, I do technically work for the man, but
Speaker 5: you do work for the man to make it work.
Speaker 2: Luckily, I just I get paid to talk ship at
Speaker 2: the water cooler. That's how I look at it.
Speaker 1: You know, right, like I would saying you have one
Speaker 1: of the better for the man jobs. Like I'm sure
Speaker 1: the man comes down, you know what I mean, and
Speaker 1: insert technology you don't like, or says hey, talk about this,
Speaker 1: and you're like, all right, sure buddy, you get used.
Speaker 2: You're great. Yeah, you can use the F word.
Speaker 1: You get to at all.
Speaker 2: Federalism, Yeah, all the time. And there's no there's no repercussions. Baby.
Speaker 2: One oil is some working for the man.
Speaker 1: I think, quit your job, dude, just quit your job.
Speaker 1: Get out of it. Okay, sell toes cut them off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I cut your toes off, but like, take
Speaker 1: pictures of your feet. There's so many people out there
Speaker 1: working for that just want your toes.
Speaker 4: N a character.
Speaker 2: I remember one time I got a petticure and the
Speaker 2: nailed the foot tech. The nail tech had an audible
Speaker 2: reaction to like, how thick this pad of dead skins
Speaker 2: on my foot? They were like done on video.
Speaker 1: You could be like, could you put a towel down
Speaker 1: and keep all those scrapings because that's going on old funds.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm this close. I'm this close to
Speaker 1: sewing panties. You know what I'm saying, Like, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: who wants fat bitch panties? I got all day day.
Speaker 2: I had a homegirl who was doing that for a
Speaker 2: minute in college, and she yeah, she she had to
Speaker 2: like wean herself off that. She's like, I am, I
Speaker 2: have no work ethic right now because it's the money's
Speaker 2: just coming in. It's like half the time. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not even trying them. Shit, I'm just selling. I'm
Speaker 2: just selling. I'm staying hannies. I'm just sending them to people.
Speaker 1: I live in Tennessee. I'm trying to go to the
Speaker 1: Goodwill and just fucking buy a bag full of pannies
Speaker 1: for three dollars and just let my dogs chew on
Speaker 1: them and be like, yeah, they'rem you can see what's
Speaker 1: up and fucking sell them. Who you're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: this doesn't Yeah, yeah, all sizes. Who doesn't know? I
Speaker 1: don't have a bop house full of bitches and panties.
Speaker 4: No, No, what a scandal? What a scandal? The forensics
Speaker 4: on figuring out this isn't right, and then if you.
Speaker 6: Do figure it out, I'll give you your money back.
Speaker 6: Dog you will also good. That's also like one of
Speaker 6: those things that you don't want to admit that you
Speaker 6: figured it out either. They're like, sir, what it's a
Speaker 6: perfect crime. I did have a you know, I used
Speaker 6: a you know, polymerase chain reaction. That's right, that's right,
Speaker 6: thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: PCR test. You know what I mean? Sir?
Speaker 1: What led you to the PCR test? Well, normally when
Speaker 1: I chew them gently, I don't like, how do you
Speaker 1: like shoot them?
Speaker 2: Get out what you're saying. She's like, yeah, you remember, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I chew him gently, like you know when you get
Speaker 2: the paper off the cupcake and you're like, there's cake
Speaker 2: on there. But I can't be chewing that ship up
Speaker 2: like it's food. I gotta just get the flavor. I
Speaker 2: gotta activate the flaves.
Speaker 4: You feel me just a little.
Speaker 2: Little roque Fort. Okay, what happened to the podcast? This
Speaker 2: is what happens when I'm the host. Let's take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll get back.
Speaker 4: We need a white man up in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah we do, Yeah, we do. Look, the revolution will
Speaker 2: not be on a podcast, but you picked the right
Speaker 2: time and the wrong man. We'll be right back and
Speaker 2: we're back. Uh So, like I said at the top
Speaker 2: of the show, the Democrats really.
Speaker 5: Let them the dumbest assholes alive just waltz on in
Speaker 5: because they're absolute refusal to a come down to earth
Speaker 5: where the rest of us live and understand what's that
Speaker 5: stake for them people?
Speaker 2: And also just hearing generally what is anathema to someone
Speaker 2: who's vote you're trying to court, and then being like,
Speaker 2: let's just ignore that if someone puts Gaza as a
Speaker 2: reason why they are maybe questioning their support, let's just
Speaker 2: put that as like, let's just disappear that as a
Speaker 2: category so people don't did you read that thing about
Speaker 2: one of the people who work on the campaign, like
Speaker 2: how they took concern for Gaza and just like disappeared
Speaker 2: it as a category, so it wasn't really showing up
Speaker 2: in like data as it went up. Anyway, all that
Speaker 2: to say, here we are, I want to point to
Speaker 2: a few events that are just again, it's so infuriating,
Speaker 2: obviously not because of how evil and like just immoral
Speaker 2: everything is, but just how stupid they are at the
Speaker 2: same time. It makes it's truly like a force multiplier
Speaker 2: for outrage. Christino the head of the Department of Homeland
Speaker 2: Security and famed canine or I'm sorry, Young K nine executioner,
Speaker 2: I should say, puppy murderer. That's Young K nine executioner.
Speaker 2: Sounds like some shit they'd say on Fox News, puppy offer.
Speaker 2: She had an exchange with Dana Bash on CNN where
Speaker 2: they were talking about how look Elon Musk it now
Speaker 2: has an obscene level of access to people's data, and
Speaker 2: Dana Bash was like, yeah, you know, I remember, I
Speaker 2: can remember a time when people were like, weren't that
Speaker 2: into the idea of unelected perverts having access to your
Speaker 2: personal info? Let me just play this exchange, because this
Speaker 2: is again what what a moment from from Department of
Speaker 2: Homeland Security Secretary Christy Nome. Here they are talking just
Speaker 2: going back and forth about our privacy and who we
Speaker 2: can and can't trust.
Speaker 7: Remember a time when Republicans were very careful about and
Speaker 7: worried about.
Speaker 1: The government, particularly unelected people.
Speaker 7: We can't trust having access that's our original data. Yeah,
Speaker 7: oh absolutely, you are the government. Yes, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 7: is that the American people now are saying that we
Speaker 7: have had to our personal information.
Speaker 1: You know when I can't try her hairstylist. Did she
Speaker 1: drag out a bumpet for nineteen nights? She's got more
Speaker 1: hair that's not hers in her head than I can count.
Speaker 1: She must have got that from the puppies that she offed,
Speaker 1: make them into a wig.
Speaker 2: Her halo is hit and switches because it's up in
Speaker 2: the back. I don't know how it's about to hit
Speaker 2: the three wheel motion going down. Slawson, man, I I
Speaker 2: just again, I just.
Speaker 4: Want to weave a deville. I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 4: trying to.
Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of hair shade I can
Speaker 2: throw at the moment. But allow me to catch up.
Speaker 2: This is this is the wildish shit. How again, reflexively
Speaker 2: the Republicans do this thing where they go, well, obviously
Speaker 2: you can't trust the government, and you're like that that
Speaker 2: that that just can you can you say that one
Speaker 2: more time, because uh, just let me hear that one
Speaker 2: more time from your mouth.
Speaker 7: We can't trust having access that's original data. Yeah, oh
Speaker 7: absolutely you are. Yes, That's what I'm saying, is that.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I'm saying. No, you fucking absolute, absolute
Speaker 2: zero of a person. That Again, she's like, yeah, and
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying about the government. She goes on
Speaker 2: to now just fully panic pivot to I don't know,
Speaker 2: I think something about Elon. Let me just hear the
Speaker 2: rest of our answer.
Speaker 7: The American people now are saying that we have had
Speaker 7: our personal information shared and out there has access to it.
Speaker 7: Elon Musk is part of the administration that is helping
Speaker 7: us identify where we can find savings and what we
Speaker 7: can do.
Speaker 2: And he has said savings like we cutting coupons and
Speaker 2: ship Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Axing
Speaker 2: whole agencies and like, well, he's here to help us
Speaker 2: find savings and I don't know.
Speaker 1: Savings where Tesla's are extremely expensive. Elon Musk has never
Speaker 1: used a coupon in his life. Savings rockets over Austin
Speaker 1: just because he farted in the afternoon. Do you know
Speaker 1: many much money that costs, say.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, and by that I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: preventing people and developing nations from getting you know, things
Speaker 2: that might be like life saving medication and things like
Speaker 2: I'm sorry saving life. I'm sorry, well life saving.
Speaker 1: My bad? Bad?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah bad.
Speaker 8: He's also it's so funny because it's like the basically
Speaker 8: the main time he's gotten to do this wholesale is
Speaker 8: with Twitter, which was a disaster that he has lost
Speaker 8: so much money on. Right, like like the the basic,
Speaker 8: the tangible time he has done this very thing worked
Speaker 8: so badly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like he's he's just like like everything
Speaker 4: he touches turns to ship. It's really amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's like the thing. I guess we
Speaker 2: can take comfort in how predictable this is going to go,
Speaker 2: that it's just going to break everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean, because again, this man is not a genius.
Speaker 2: He just stumbled upon my very stupid and because of
Speaker 2: his ability to be completely you know, just like sociopathic
Speaker 2: in his pursuit of influence and things like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he emerges in these places that somebody like, oh, well
Speaker 2: he must be really smart. Meanwhile, was like I'm bringing
Speaker 2: a sync to this office and I'm going to break
Speaker 2: the thing, and now it doesn't work. Yeah, and now
Speaker 2: and now.
Speaker 4: We have this before.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know how to build anything. He doesn't kind
Speaker 2: to make things.
Speaker 1: Unless it just involves including a back door where Russian
Speaker 1: hackers can come and get full of your data. Like
Speaker 1: he's very good at that. He's great at that door.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, just literally the front door, in the.
Speaker 2: Front door like this and they won't even notice. Just
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Actually, he's just kicked all the walls out. He's like,
Speaker 1: now we just have studs and there's no door walls.
Speaker 2: It's more of like a pagoda sort of thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have come on in from any angle. Honestly, there's
Speaker 2: nothing whatever you need.
Speaker 4: That is that is the favored architecture of these fucking Nazis.
Speaker 4: It's just a big acropolis, a big open six columns
Speaker 4: and no walls.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, yeah, yeah, come on in. So again, yeah,
Speaker 2: there you are, you're you're your your your habit of
Speaker 2: constant like we can't crust the government. You ended up
Speaker 2: saying that ship when you are the fucking head of
Speaker 2: Homeland security. But again, but I do believe it when
Speaker 2: you say it, Christine, No, we cannot trust you at all.
Speaker 4: I do like how we're sort of speed running the
Speaker 4: incompetence of the first trumpet, or not incompetence, but inability
Speaker 4: to govern four people.
Speaker 9: Like.
Speaker 4: I think it took until like COVID for people to
Speaker 4: be like, oh, these fucks really can't do this, sure, sure, yeah,
Speaker 4: And now we're gonna get there in like, you know,
Speaker 4: less than a year.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I think once whatever fucking weird bird
Speaker 2: flu thing that's gonna probably end up popping up because
Speaker 2: we're turning our backs on science. And then again they'll
Speaker 2: probably just blame joke. Well, they'll do that.
Speaker 4: But it is like, you know, like like it's I
Speaker 4: don't know, it's either gonna be polio or a depression.
Speaker 2: Or measles is already popping off right now. You're seeing
Speaker 2: clusters and measles outbreaks because it's the fucking nineteenth century.
Speaker 2: But anyways, coming back, oh it is, it is. But meanwhile,
Speaker 2: you have Senator Katie Britt from Alabama. I don't know
Speaker 2: if y'all remember her. She was the tired ass, want
Speaker 2: to be like soap opera actor that gave that weird
Speaker 2: response to Joe Biden's last State of the Union where
Speaker 2: she was like in a kid, She's like, I'm really worried.
Speaker 2: It was just like the most labored monologue we'd ever seen. Well,
Speaker 2: she loved the first few weeks of the new regime,
Speaker 2: but then I guess she also found out how the
Speaker 2: government works, and when Trump and Musk made cuts to
Speaker 2: the National Institutes of Health, and and how those cuts
Speaker 2: would hit Alabama, her home state, pretty hard. She began
Speaker 2: to be like, oh, wait, okay, ho, what's going on?
Speaker 2: So on Friday night of last week, quote, the NIH
Speaker 2: announced it was cutting payments toward overhead for research institutions
Speaker 2: that receive its grants, a policy that could leave universities
Speaker 2: with major budget gaps. The Associated Pressure reported Currently some
Speaker 2: universities receive fifty percent or more of the total amount
Speaker 2: of a grant to put towards support, staff and other needs.
Speaker 2: This would now be capped at fifteen percent. So this
Speaker 2: is huge in Like, the people in Alabama, especially the
Speaker 2: ones that work at the universities, are like, just so
Speaker 2: you know, like the University of Alabama is the largest
Speaker 2: employer in the state. Okay, we need every single dollar
Speaker 2: we can get. Budget cuts like this are not wanted,
Speaker 2: especially within a system that is like again so dependent
Speaker 2: on federal funds. Katie Britt is now sort of like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can even call this oppose
Speaker 2: the cuts, but clearly felt the pressure from constituents like
Speaker 2: to be like you should say something. This is like
Speaker 2: you're gonna completely fuck us over, she said, quote every
Speaker 2: set of harder and taxpayer money should be spent efficiently, judiciously,
Speaker 2: and accountably without exception.
Speaker 10: While the administration works to achieve this goal at NIH,
Speaker 10: a smart targeted approach is needed in order to not
Speaker 10: hinder life saving, groundbreaking research at high achieving institutions like
Speaker 10: those in Alabama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hilarious to me because it's like every other dollar
Speaker 1: that they make that has not come to the government
Speaker 1: just goes to Alabama football, right, Like role motherfucking tied.
Speaker 1: We have football, but we need people to think we
Speaker 1: do other things shape to Alabama in any way, shape
Speaker 1: or form.
Speaker 2: And it's funny you bring up, you know, the storied
Speaker 2: football program of Alabama because their other senator, Tommy coach,
Speaker 2: Tommy Tuberville, who acts like he has CTE without actually
Speaker 2: playing football somehow is just telling people to relax because quote,
Speaker 2: this is when they asked again, They're like, sir, this
Speaker 2: could affect you know, the universities in your home state.
Speaker 2: How do you what do you think of Elon's fucking rampage.
Speaker 2: He goes on and say, quote, Elon Musk is a
Speaker 2: genius with a proven track record of making business. This
Speaker 2: is more cost efficient. We should be thanking him for
Speaker 2: being willing to serve our country in this way.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I mean the thing that is nice is
Speaker 4: that this is literally the facts. Don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 4: Crowd realizing that red states are takers, they take money
Speaker 4: from actually productive states and people sure and distribute like
Speaker 4: this is this is like what actually like like they
Speaker 4: have this like myth that it's all like you know,
Speaker 4: urban poor people of color who are taking all their money,
Speaker 4: and it is literally not true. So they are just
Speaker 4: finding out what happens.
Speaker 2: We need that money. They're like, what do y'all think
Speaker 2: y'all are kicking into the federal government? What what industry?
Speaker 2: That's why? Like yeah, you know when people are like,
Speaker 2: well we'll cut off funds to California, They're like, we'll
Speaker 2: stop sending you money. Motherfucker who's gonna pay for Kentucky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's truly the let's go, like, let's fucking go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's again thank god that they were, you know,
Speaker 2: gradually defunded all of the education programs in the United
Speaker 2: States because yeah, no one has any idea how the
Speaker 2: government works or how anything works, so they're just again
Speaker 2: have Like I said this last week, like what my
Speaker 2: idea of how electricity worked as a kid was, It
Speaker 2: just came out of my wall. Like I didn't know
Speaker 2: there was a whole grid and there was a power
Speaker 2: plant and resources that were extracted to create that. I
Speaker 2: just thought, yeah, you just plug it in there and
Speaker 2: then the TV comes on. It does there's more to it.
Speaker 1: And that's how most people think about government spending as well.
Speaker 1: They kind of see taxes as sort of like working
Speaker 1: at a restaurant having to pull your tips and unless
Speaker 1: you're fucking your boss, you're not going to get a
Speaker 1: bigger chunk, right, Like it's just and it's like it
Speaker 1: kind of is that way, but it's also like a
Speaker 1: little bit more complicated, and it's like the wait, how
Speaker 1: come the dishwasher only got that? Oh well, I'm a
Speaker 1: I'm a server. Is the dishwasher not more important than
Speaker 1: the server? Like that's basically how our states treat each other.
Speaker 2: Yeyeah, yeah, so yeah, tune in next week when they
Speaker 2: figure out what pasteurization is. I think quite literally, we'll
Speaker 2: get to that story a little bit later. So again,
Speaker 2: this mission Musk is on is to again cut wasteful
Speaker 2: without on these quotes here, cut wasteful spending and help
Speaker 2: us be more efficient and bring prices down too, because
Speaker 2: the government will be so good at doing different efficiencies
Speaker 2: that your eggs will be the price that they were
Speaker 2: when the segregation was still happening. When Brett Bayer asked
Speaker 2: Trump on Fox directly, he's like, hey, hey, motherfucker, remember
Speaker 2: how you were like, Hey, the prices are gonna come down.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it. That's the whole point of all
Speaker 2: this shit. We're gonna make shit affordable. Trump predictably gave
Speaker 2: a non answer. So here's his answer to all of
Speaker 2: the people who voted for him. Hey, when prices come down,
Speaker 2: well get ready for this.
Speaker 11: One all goes to plan. When do you think families
Speaker 11: will be able to feel prices going down? Grocers, energy?
Speaker 11: Or are you kind of staying to them, hang on,
Speaker 11: inflation may get worse until it gets better.
Speaker 1: No, I think we're gonna become a rich Look.
Speaker 9: We're not that rich right now. We have thirty six
Speaker 9: trillion dollars. That's because we let all these nations take
Speaker 9: advantage of us. Same thing, like two hundred billion with
Speaker 9: Canada wheel three hundred. We have a deficit with Mexico
Speaker 9: of three hundred and fifty billion dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna let okappen
Speaker 2: what he said. I like how Brett Bayer did the
Speaker 2: thing too, with like an elderly family member is like,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the answer you
Speaker 2: can say as part of the question, so you don't
Speaker 2: have to just straight up say the prices is gonna
Speaker 2: go up? He said. He said, let me just again.
Speaker 2: We heard it. You know, we're comedians. We like to listen.
Speaker 2: But I'll just again for the people in the back
Speaker 2: listen Brett Bayer. Really he did a nice lob up
Speaker 2: to Trump here, but he's still he still fucked it up.
Speaker 1: All goost a plan.
Speaker 11: When do you think families would be able to feel
Speaker 11: prices going down grocer's energy or you kind of saying.
Speaker 2: Or are you kind of saying to them or motherfucker
Speaker 2: say this right now? Are you saying that is such?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 11: Inflation may get worse until it gets No.
Speaker 3: I think, no, No, we're not rich. We got We're
Speaker 3: not rich. We're not rich enough. We don't we don't
Speaker 3: have enough money, We're not rich enough.
Speaker 2: He first of all, he doesn't even know what a
Speaker 2: trade deficit is. You know, this isn't Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 2: he's like, it's like three hundred. That's because we're importing
Speaker 2: more things than they are buying. That's that's what's going
Speaker 2: on there. It's not just like everything is unfair.
Speaker 4: I mean more more than even the first term. Like
Speaker 4: the best thing I think I find to like like
Speaker 4: confront Trump people with is like, do you think Donald
Speaker 4: Trump is smarter than you? Mm hmm, Because they're you
Speaker 4: know that they have to like like merge the hero
Speaker 4: worship with the like patent idiocy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it is because I'm pretty sure you seem
Speaker 2: like a smart person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you seem like the dumbest motherfucker that has
Speaker 4: ever existed.
Speaker 1: I mean not to counter that, though, I mean there's also,
Speaker 1: I mean around here, there's lots of people that they
Speaker 1: like him because he's not smarter than right, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what it is, where they're like this, I can understand
Speaker 1: what this guy is saying, which is nothing. He's talking
Speaker 1: around the house right right, Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That Scott is the president. Yes, yeah, I just think
Speaker 2: it's entertaining, hilarious, and that dude's dumb as.
Speaker 1: Hell, and I like that.
Speaker 2: I kind of like that.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what.
Speaker 2: We need right now. Someone dumber than me who thinks
Speaker 2: that just comes out of the walls. I mean again,
Speaker 2: this would normally be some kind of gotcha moment, but
Speaker 2: let's remind ourselves that would require Trump to actually give
Speaker 2: a fuck about anything he says or think that hypocrisy
Speaker 2: is bad. These people are graven, goblin freaks who just
Speaker 2: want to you're asking, Yeah, you're asking a lot. Well,
Speaker 2: let's let's swing the focus, uh to Nashville actually where
Speaker 2: human ask skab Rock recently crashed. Let me just this
Speaker 2: is a long sentence. He crashed John bon Jovi's keyboard
Speaker 2: player's birthday party in Nashville at a bar that I
Speaker 2: think John bon Jovi himself owns. This dude was absolutely pissed,
Speaker 2: as they say in the UK, just drunk as shit
Speaker 2: when he took the stage and.
Speaker 12: Was like, let's see Proud Mary in g and You're like, oh,
Speaker 12: fuck bro.
Speaker 2: Like when someone who is musical's talent I do not
Speaker 2: respect is like now saying what key they want to sing?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, this is good. This shit is
Speaker 2: gonna be good, baby. But I think all the beers
Speaker 2: made his like inner monologue louder, which I assume just
Speaker 2: like a constant barrage or shit, like, you ain't shit.
Speaker 2: They all know you have no talent. You're a fake
Speaker 2: ass blue collar LARPer. Your hair looks like cooked angel
Speaker 2: hair pasta that was left out in the sun and
Speaker 2: dried out again. Yeah, and he noticed that people just
Speaker 2: weren't into his terrible karaoke and you hate to see this,
Speaker 2: but again, maybe we do love to see it. Let's
Speaker 2: see kid rock in action. Come on, start, get the
Speaker 2: audience going, Oh, he's a clap you'll clap. Oh he
Speaker 2: missed the first clap. Wait, whoa whoa, whoa go a
Speaker 2: happy kid clap. H first of the fucking ball is
Speaker 2: on this guy. He can't even clap. Did you see him?
Speaker 2: Look at that miss this one? Whoa whoa, whoa? Whoa? What?
Speaker 2: Come on now, clap with me? Show me how to
Speaker 2: please please?
Speaker 1: Nowhere near the beat they have slowed that song, which
Speaker 1: is already slow, and obviously it ramps up. God blessed
Speaker 1: that singer. There's no way she could slow it down anymore.
Speaker 1: Like there's like six counts between every strum of a
Speaker 1: fucking instrument happening right now. It's like M one two.
Speaker 4: I listen. I love DJ Screws, so this is perfect
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one. This See if this was in Houston,
Speaker 2: that might have played a little bit differently, but this
Speaker 2: is Nashville Music City, and so people some people clapped,
Speaker 2: other people were like, why the fuck did he just
Speaker 2: stop the song? But I still want to skip ahead
Speaker 2: because he got a baby about a minute of people
Speaker 2: kind of clapping before they were like probably talking to
Speaker 2: each other like is this motherfucker for real? I know
Speaker 2: he sounds like shit. And then he had a bit
Speaker 2: of I guess a meltdown, hissy, I don't know, whatever
Speaker 2: you want to call it. He had a bit of
Speaker 2: a Jeb Bush moment when they did not please clap.
Speaker 2: But here, here's that moment where he's like, no, I'm
Speaker 2: off this shit, Come on y'all clatform platform. Now do
Speaker 2: you think he was actually upset or maybe he just
Speaker 2: forgot the next verse and he.
Speaker 1: Was just like I think he was probably actually upset.
Speaker 1: I think he also didn't realize he wasn't in his bar, right, Yeah, Yes,
Speaker 1: he owns a bar in downtown Nashville, and he does.
Speaker 1: He owns a big bar and a big honky tonk
Speaker 1: in downtown Nashville, Okay, infamously loves to go to after
Speaker 1: he's been to other places all fucked up, and he
Speaker 1: loves to show that there and loves to take over
Speaker 1: the stage and start performing and doing things. So I
Speaker 1: would bet money that he did not realize he was
Speaker 1: not in his own bar and was very upset that
Speaker 1: he was not getting the same response that he normally
Speaker 1: gets in that state in his bar, right, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Maybe the the JB John bon job.
Speaker 1: I can't say John bon Jovi. Did I say that?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: Why do I want to put a V in there?
Speaker 1: I want to say John Bonham. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm conflating my rock stars yea, Yes.
Speaker 2: There's apparently a really good led Zeppelin documentary that's about
Speaker 2: to come out.
Speaker 1: I've actually heard about that too. Yeah, yeah, I need
Speaker 1: to watch that. But uh yeah, I mean, unfortunately I
Speaker 1: have been. I've had the pleasure question mark squiggle of
Speaker 1: sharing space being in the same place and space as
Speaker 1: as our friend Kid Rock in various states of fucked
Speaker 1: up inness. Yeah, Bob's Bob's a menace. I'll say that
Speaker 1: that probably won't win Manny favors here in Nashville. But
Speaker 1: Bob's a little bit of a mess.
Speaker 2: Well, look, you not a fan ida. You will not
Speaker 2: be drunkenly singing proud Mary John bon Jovi's bar again.
Speaker 1: Okay, I certainly well, and I usually leave those spaces
Speaker 1: because your girl doesn't drink anymore. So I'm just like
Speaker 1: when when I bunk in somewhere and that dude's there,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is not my party. There is
Speaker 1: definitely gonna be a lot more drinking going on here,
Speaker 1: and I need to leave.
Speaker 2: Not a substance on earth that makes that palatable, I
Speaker 2: think in any anyway. But yeah, it's I do like
Speaker 2: the idea that he's so drunk. Maybe he thought he
Speaker 2: was because the way he disrespected this dude's birthday too,
Speaker 2: Like he just sounded like stopping the song.
Speaker 12: It's like, hold on, hold on, hold on, he's motherfucking
Speaker 12: down copy and then be like, you know what, fuck
Speaker 12: this the guy, the guy who's like the keeper.
Speaker 2: Players like, bro, this is not even your is this dude?
Speaker 1: No one even invited you. It just happened to be here.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is my fucking bar. You guys, get
Speaker 2: out of my fucking honkey's tong They're like, this is
Speaker 2: JOm Bonge. Oh you, oh okay, this isn't your bar, Bob,
Speaker 2: you know this isn't your place, dude, call me Bob Rob.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not it's not for you, honey.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But you know what, Despite that, there are rumors
Speaker 2: of him and Lauren Bobert hooking up after the inauguration.
Speaker 4: So if you need god, just imagine the breath between
Speaker 4: those two.
Speaker 2: Oh my goh God, just bud light, cigarettes and.
Speaker 13: Cocaine likelvita, yeah, cocaine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got cocaine breath. They very specific, very specific thing.
Speaker 2: They got cocaine beer breath with Elvida that's yep, yep.
Speaker 2: And I'm about to pass out, and I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: to any listeners that just did just by us evocate.
Speaker 1: I fell a little ill. Even my dogs started barking.
Speaker 1: They're like, bro, let's.
Speaker 2: Just like please, bro, like just just let's just put
Speaker 2: some like core form over my face. I don't think
Speaker 2: about this ship right, Let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 2: be right back to talk about a thing again. I
Speaker 2: wasn't joking that Republicans are probably going to find out
Speaker 2: about pasteurization right after this and we're back. So should
Speaker 2: RFK Junior aka Big Daddy Whale Juice become the Health
Speaker 2: and Human Services secretary, there will be there will be
Speaker 2: untold catastrophe from again abandoning scientific principles, just not even principles,
Speaker 2: abandoning science to appease this fucking weirdo, to put it
Speaker 2: lightly so. In addition to his vaccine and HIV denialism,
Speaker 2: RFK Junior loves to talk about raw milk. Loves them
Speaker 2: raw milk, repeatedly talked about how he's quote champion, he
Speaker 2: will be the champion of raw milk if he's confirmed,
Speaker 2: because I'm sure that's a huge the raw milk lobby.
Speaker 2: I'd imagine it's so powerful. But again, drinking unpasteurized milk
Speaker 2: is not some kind of thing where they're like, man,
Speaker 2: remember the looking good old days, when like the N
Speaker 2: word was something you could like write down in civilized
Speaker 2: culture and not be ostracized for Like, this is not
Speaker 2: this is not something like that. This is just again
Speaker 2: back even in the like before pasteurization took root, milk
Speaker 2: was considered a quote perpetual threat to public health. Okay,
Speaker 2: so when tainted milk you know, seemingly killed thousands of
Speaker 2: infants in New York, The New York Times claimed that
Speaker 2: unpasteurized milk was quote becoming an in becoming intolerable to
Speaker 2: civilized society. You know what year that quot's from eighteen
Speaker 2: fifty eight. Okay. We were doing slave things okay during
Speaker 2: this time, and they were like slavery. I don't know,
Speaker 2: the jury's still out on that one. You know, we
Speaker 2: making a lot of money off of that, especially in
Speaker 2: the banks over here in New York. But this milk
Speaker 2: hold on, Now, this is a perpetual threat. This is
Speaker 2: becoming intolerable. It's just so funny to say, to use
Speaker 2: that quote in the anti anti Bellum America.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Karen that list of things tolerable to civilized society
Speaker 4: pretty fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so again this isn't just an RFK thing, because
Speaker 2: raw milk came back in the early two thousands thanks
Speaker 2: to you, but you guessed it the organic food revolution
Speaker 2: and a lot of liberals who were like, mandn't need
Speaker 2: to go back to simpler, this fucking unpasteurized milk. But again,
Speaker 2: over the course of the last few decades, raw milk
Speaker 2: they switched sides, okay, and you know, just like Joe Manchin,
Speaker 2: they basically exacerbated the political divide. So dismissing pasteurization basically
Speaker 2: fell in line with sort of this overall distrust in
Speaker 2: the government and how they're like what do they know
Speaker 2: about vaccines and medical guidance? And one Raw Milk actively
Speaker 2: said that raw milk was booming simply because quote, a
Speaker 2: lot of people don't believe everything the government says anymore.
Speaker 2: So it's just like, are they they're saying it's bad? Well,
Speaker 2: you know, they were wrong about nine to eleven, So yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe I mean in the.
Speaker 1: Milk, clean something in the milk and clean.
Speaker 4: Exactly, it's it's at least slightly closer to like they
Speaker 4: can't make me drink raw milk, right, but yes, they
Speaker 4: can catch something that is transmissible to me from it.
Speaker 4: So it's not like perfect, but like unlike the vaccine stuff,
Speaker 4: at least it's like like a normal human being is
Speaker 4: not going to be caught in the immediate crossfires of.
Speaker 2: This shit like we Unfortunately, it'll most likely be the
Speaker 2: children of said freaks who they're like, they need this
Speaker 2: because that's who consumes a ton of milk? Are younger kids?
Speaker 4: Well, that's my.
Speaker 1: Whole point, Like we shouldn't even be drinking milk. We're
Speaker 1: the only species that drinks another species milk beyond childhood.
Speaker 1: Are you pouring yourself a big ass glass of milk?
Speaker 1: Are you like, oh, let me take fucking well bounces.
Speaker 1: I was white liquid to the fucking domet Look, I
Speaker 1: can't believe it's pasturized.
Speaker 2: When I go to Jap, I wish it was thicker.
Speaker 2: When I go to Japan, I'm drinking milk like a
Speaker 2: fucking fiend. Okay, because the bad content in whole milk
Speaker 2: in Japan, it's like drinking half and half. That's my
Speaker 2: own issue that I have and I don't need to
Speaker 2: bring I don't need to put myself on blast right now.
Speaker 2: But best believe I will. There's ship out there that's
Speaker 2: like four point five four and a half percent is thick.
Speaker 1: I feel that when I go to the UK the
Speaker 1: way that I go crazy at yogurt crazy, I believe yogurt.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I go crazy on yogurt there. I also
Speaker 1: do get very into their double cream to put on
Speaker 1: a scone, and it is it's like liquid butter. It's
Speaker 1: just like soft butter.
Speaker 2: I just kind of wake you up because we do like,
Speaker 2: we do like it little, we like a little thick there.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, nobody should be drinking big old glasses
Speaker 1: of milk, and certainly not raw milk, like what like
Speaker 1: it's such a wild thing to get behind.
Speaker 4: I agree, well, the guys, I do want to I
Speaker 4: do want to put a little pushback on the like
Speaker 4: we're the only species that does this, because I do
Speaker 4: think if other species could domesticate cows, they would trick Melkdults.
Speaker 2: Are like, bro, have you tasted our shit?
Speaker 4: The cows?
Speaker 2: That shit is fucking that is live. I'm just saying, yea,
Speaker 2: And we have.
Speaker 1: Seen the Instagram videos were like, you know, uh, a
Speaker 1: golden retriever nurses a duck.
Speaker 2: Right right, or like that's you know, or or rosa
Speaker 2: shirm can't end up grapes of wrath. Famously, But again,
Speaker 2: in addition to the anti science aspects of all this
Speaker 2: raw milk like, it hasn't appealed to the right because
Speaker 2: it again evokes this past of like deregulation and supposedly
Speaker 2: like it helps small businesses who can't afford the same
Speaker 2: pasteurization equipment as larger companies and ultimately gives you a safer,
Speaker 2: more stable product anyway, So now it's become this like
Speaker 2: symbol that they're all rallying around, I think mostly because
Speaker 2: too a lot of people who they don't trust, like
Speaker 2: you know, learned science. It's for like, it's not the
Speaker 2: best id need got to be drinking that shit. You
Speaker 2: know a lot of threat vectors that come along with
Speaker 2: unpasteurized milk. But they argue that the government shouldn't regulate
Speaker 2: raw milk. Again, they liken it to like they don't
Speaker 2: regulate raw cook you dough, raw cook you dough or
Speaker 2: rare steaks. So what's the big problem here? But again
Speaker 2: there are many issues with this argument because again, first
Speaker 2: of all, not everyone's eating raw cook you dough. There's
Speaker 2: still a ton of milk being consumed in America, and
Speaker 2: pasteurization works. So this is a quote from In nineteen
Speaker 2: thirty eight, milk born outbreaks constituted approximately twenty five percent
Speaker 2: of all disease outbreaks from contaminated food and water. As
Speaker 2: of two thousand and two, that figure was down to
Speaker 2: about one percent.
Speaker 1: So that seems pretty clear scientifically that like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's pass.
Speaker 2: Kind of I'm kind of in love with just stuff
Speaker 2: from the Antebellum period. You know, that's why thing.
Speaker 1: When they did stuff right, you know, when they were
Speaker 1: chilling Jews, we were you know, enslaving people. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing though, like no one like we can't
Speaker 4: do shit about this, like this is gonna happen. No, Yeah,
Speaker 4: So like I guess I'm just still just like I
Speaker 4: don't know what, like do we just like follow like
Speaker 4: the like EUS, like health and human services, like advice,
Speaker 4: like what like the functions of government. One of them
Speaker 4: that's gonna fall away is like basic informational ship, right,
Speaker 4: So what do we actually do about this? Someone let
Speaker 4: me know?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean it just uh, I don't know
Speaker 2: just look at old manuals from the turn of the
Speaker 2: century of unhealthy that probably are giving us. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm selling snake I'm gonna just start selling snake oil.
Speaker 4: No, you don't want to oil a snake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about snake milk? Yellow for that raw snake milk.
Speaker 2: But I mean, because right now you're talking about like
Speaker 2: there's there's already outbreaks and dairy cows and things like
Speaker 2: that with bird flu. Who knows. Again, they're like people
Speaker 2: who work in like daries too getting sick. There's just
Speaker 2: there's a lot happening that we're kind of just like
Speaker 2: watching from over here, like I think it.
Speaker 10: Might be bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But right now RFK has like he's considering hiring
Speaker 2: a special raw milk advisor. This guy Mark McAfee who
Speaker 2: has like a raw milk brand and you guessed it Caifornia.
Speaker 2: But his products were recalled for bird flu in salmonella
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four. Okay, it's it is now, But
Speaker 2: again McAfee claims he's like, oh, that bird flu investigation
Speaker 2: total political witch on. He said the quarantine is the
Speaker 2: result of quote political forces that are on a quote
Speaker 2: war path against raw milk. The salmonella outbreak, sinking to
Speaker 2: at least one hundred and seventy one people, nearly forty
Speaker 2: percent of them were younger than five years old.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just babies. Don't worry about it. They were
Speaker 1: barely here.
Speaker 2: Babies sounds like they're not built for it. And in
Speaker 2: a way, that's natural selection. Baby, that's how I look
Speaker 2: at it. That's what I told my own baby as
Speaker 2: they got terribly ill.
Speaker 1: So again, you just go back to having multiple babies,
Speaker 1: so that way, when some of them die because of
Speaker 1: raw milk, it's no thing, right, you got like six
Speaker 1: seven mords.
Speaker 4: It's actually pretty politically consident with their world. Yeah, everyone
Speaker 4: needs to have like nineteen nine babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just have more babies. That's fine.
Speaker 2: And they use this backwards motivation like, well, when they
Speaker 2: inevitably perish due to the lack of regulation, regulation that
Speaker 2: keeps them safe can't be done. It must be much
Speaker 2: easier to grieve if you have fourteen more in the queue.
Speaker 1: Well, and now that like women don't have access to
Speaker 1: like great healthcare, and you definitely can't get an abortion
Speaker 1: or any preventative measures, like for sure, you're going to
Speaker 1: have nineteen to twenty babies. So feed some of them
Speaker 1: raw milk, and that's that's the work around to an abortion. Yes,
Speaker 1: you just get some raw milk in the household and
Speaker 1: you'll let them sort it out. Let nature sort it out,
Speaker 1: you know, and also don't worry about it. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but I don't know if
Speaker 2: you know. This guy's Louis Pasteur, a guy who came
Speaker 2: up with pasteurization French. And you know, we don't. We
Speaker 2: don't like that around here. We don't need French milk.
Speaker 2: That's probably what they're gonna fucking call it soon. We
Speaker 2: need we don't need French pasteurized milk, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, at least on this one.
Speaker 4: I still am kind of I know it's the kids,
Speaker 4: but I'm just like good like I'm when I drink milk,
Speaker 4: I guess I'll have French fucking milk, like.
Speaker 1: No, no, but French know what's up with Darry if
Speaker 1: you had French butter kidding me?
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: What the French tell me when it comes to Darry.
Speaker 1: Whatever you say, bro.
Speaker 2: It's just they're like funk around to find out of this.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, no, I mean, that's truly most the
Speaker 2: most we can do. It's like, of all the things
Speaker 2: that are coming down the pipeline from this fucking regime,
Speaker 2: It's like there's stuff it's like this affects people, you know,
Speaker 2: this affects people you directly, or it's like one of
Speaker 2: those things like yeah, bro, let the maga fucking people
Speaker 2: eat fucking old milk whatever. Do that over there just
Speaker 2: away from me. But I think overall it's just part
Speaker 2: of this assault on the just the concepts around things
Speaker 2: like food safety that you know, not like reality. Yeah
Speaker 2: exactly where I don't know. Inevitably there's going to be
Speaker 2: some kind of terrible event and we'll see what answers
Speaker 2: they come up with, and we'll see if the supporters
Speaker 2: also are lockstep and accepting that when it affects them negatively.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. They have a good case study
Speaker 2: with COVID because that that really brought people back to sciences.
Speaker 2: But hey, yeah, here we are here.
Speaker 1: At least now we know what to put in those
Speaker 1: like Republican gift baskets, you know what I mean, You
Speaker 1: need to give a coworker a gift basket at a
Speaker 1: holiday time, get some ibromincenten or whatever that Corse tranquilizer is.
Speaker 1: Get that in there, gets you some raw milk. Put
Speaker 1: that in there. Yeah, you know what I mean, a
Speaker 1: little bow on top. Give that to a coworker. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking out for you. Stay healthy, stay safe.
Speaker 2: I wonder if someone, I mean they maybe they would
Speaker 2: if you're like yeah, He's like, I want you to
Speaker 2: have some of this raw milk I just procured for you.
Speaker 2: I would love friedrich from. I don't refrigerate it. It's
Speaker 2: all good. It came from I think it. It had
Speaker 2: one utter though, it had one very rigid udder. As
Speaker 2: I was trying to milk it. Not a lot came out.
Speaker 2: But I'd like you to enjoy this. It is raw,
Speaker 2: all right. Well, that's gonna do it for us, Lydia
Speaker 2: as I make a weird joke from Kingpin. Lydia, thank
Speaker 2: you so much for joining us, Andrews, thank you so
Speaker 2: much for joining means Lydia. Where do they find you
Speaker 2: and follow you and embrace your work? And what's the
Speaker 2: work of media that you're enjoying?
Speaker 1: Sure, so here's a few things you can find me
Speaker 1: on the internet. Lydia popovich dot com is my website.
Speaker 1: Hater Tuesday across socials. I deleted Twitter from my phone,
Speaker 1: so I can't see what you're doing, but certainly my
Speaker 1: account is still active. But yeah, you can find or
Speaker 1: not Twitter TikTok. Twitter's not on my phone either. I've
Speaker 1: stopped using Twitter as well. But you know I'm around.
Speaker 1: You can find me there.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 1: A piece of media that I'm enjoying is a non
Speaker 1: traditional piece of a media, and it's a piece of
Speaker 1: media that I'm I'm partly responsible for. So I started
Speaker 1: a petition on change dot org about three and a
Speaker 1: half weeks ago to rename the Nashville Airport to the
Speaker 1: Dolly Parton International Airport, and said petition has over five
Speaker 1: thousand signatures, which I am very proud of. If you're
Speaker 1: into Dolly Parton, if you live in the state of Tennessee,
Speaker 1: I would appreciate a ten more Tennessee signatures on that.
Speaker 1: So that's another place you can find me in another
Speaker 1: piece of media. And there's a beautiful picture I took
Speaker 1: of Dolly Parton on there, so you can enjoy that
Speaker 1: and you can find me in real life. This weekend
Speaker 1: in Houston, Texas, I will be at the punchline in Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1: I'll be there on Thursday the thirteenth for a Gallantine showcase.
Speaker 1: So if you are a lonely gal or just love
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Speaker 2: I can pull up because I know you are in
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Speaker 2: I want to go to Papa send me your food
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Speaker 1: There's one right by my hotel. I already looked at
Speaker 1: the sauce. My god, I'm excited. There's also Wanner.
Speaker 4: Burger for the first time, like a year and a
Speaker 4: half ago.
Speaker 1: We have those Tennessee and I'm a lot of people
Speaker 1: I've never never had.
Speaker 2: All the California haters I know who they're like, did
Speaker 2: you shoot about Internet? I like in and out, ain't
Speaker 2: that great, and they're like, just you're kind of like
Speaker 2: Jack in the box. That's what someone someone.
Speaker 4: Described Waterburger to me was like the perfect like put
Speaker 4: it on the passenger seat of your rental car food.
Speaker 1: Oh I agree with that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I fully agree with that.
Speaker 4: It's just like I like how flatten eatable it is. Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I also found out that there is a Vietnamese buffet,
Speaker 1: which somebody sent me a video of and I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yes, please.
Speaker 1: Vietnamese food and there's not a lot of it here
Speaker 1: in Tennessee. So if you tell me there's a b
Speaker 1: face somewhere where I can just put it in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Houston going to get amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had no clue there was such a Vietnamese community there,
Speaker 1: So I'm fired up about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Gulf of America because that's yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm from San Jose. We have a lot
Speaker 1: of Vietnamese people there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might want to try. I got to imagine
Speaker 4: that FuG with the Texas beef and the Vietnamese. That's
Speaker 4: what I'm saying, gotta be fire.
Speaker 2: I actually had a smoked brisket Pug was it was
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it was a brisket bun me that you
Speaker 2: dipped into fun. It was like a French ship was
Speaker 2: fucking illegal.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: It was all right.
Speaker 1: We got to end this podcast because I need some
Speaker 1: alone time with those thoughts that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was very Andrew, thank you so much for
Speaker 2: joining me. Man, where do people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 2: And what's the work immedia that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: Oh? Racist? We just did We just did a Andrew
Speaker 4: t on on Blue Sky. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4: We did. We did a for the suboptimal our premium channel.
Speaker 4: We did a watch along of the first Fast and
Speaker 4: Furious movie. I'll just say a little more brown face
Speaker 4: than I remembered in my side.
Speaker 2: Who Who's Who's Who's Who's brown enough in the first one.
Speaker 4: In a minute, let's just say Jordana Brewster is awfully tanned.
Speaker 4: Oh she's awfully tanned in that, and it's notably less
Speaker 4: tanned subsequent movies. Right listen.
Speaker 2: Not her fault.
Speaker 4: I'm positive it's not her fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you imagine she's like no darker, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean there are there are definitely some Paul Walker lines.
Speaker 2: What's that one doesn't he called Tyree's cuk or something.
Speaker 2: Doesn't line like that.
Speaker 13: Bru No, yeah, yeah he says probably I think he
Speaker 13: says cuz or something, and yeah, in a way, that's
Speaker 13: just like, you know, but you know what, that's the
Speaker 13: it's it's it's the messiness of having a like central
Speaker 13: casting level.
Speaker 4: Every race is represented. Gang. You're gonna you know, it's
Speaker 4: gonna happen. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: You break a few.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we ever talked about one of
Speaker 4: my other Robot Chicken pitches that never not only didn't
Speaker 4: make it to air, didn't make it past the pitch stage.
Speaker 4: Was I pitched?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 4: The Fast and Furious Gang go to prison and they
Speaker 4: all have to join a different gang.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes they did. No one wanted to touch that,
Speaker 4: and that's understandable. I just watched the movie Companion. I
Speaker 4: thought it was quite good. I really liked it.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, in the writer's room, you're like, you
Speaker 2: don't know about the tension between D and oh yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, yeah you're unaware. I'll cut that. What about
Speaker 2: the okay, never mind, never mind?
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: A piece of media I like is from a yell
Speaker 2: yeah price on Twitter quote tweeting like a picture. Someone said,
Speaker 2: awesome t shirt I found at the flea market today
Speaker 2: and it says Kanye attitude with Drake feelings and at
Speaker 2: yell Yeah, Price tweeted, It's so crazy how five years
Speaker 2: ago this just would have been a corny T shirt
Speaker 2: that meant big ego with a fragile heart. Now it
Speaker 2: means you're a hitler loving pedophile. So there we are.
Speaker 2: How things change so quickly. You can find me at
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Speaker 2: at Daily Case Facebook fanaged website, Daily Guas dot comory post,
Speaker 2: our episodes and our footnotes footnotes. Thank you very much, Andrew,
Speaker 2: where you can find links to all of the articles. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: you're doing it.
Speaker 4: You're doing it.
Speaker 2: You're doing it, and you do it well. You can
Speaker 2: find all the links you talked about, as well as
Speaker 2: a song we are going to ride out on? What
Speaker 2: song is that going to be? You know, kind of
Speaker 2: sort of giving Zeppelin vibes. This is the band called Pond,
Speaker 2: which is made up of people that play in Tame
Speaker 2: and Paula. So like Tame and Paula is obviously Kevin
Speaker 2: Parker's band, but he has other musicians like he played.
Speaker 2: Kevin Parker can play all those instruments that you hear
Speaker 2: on the Tame and paul albums, but when he tours
Speaker 2: he has all these other musicians play along. Kevin Parker
Speaker 2: was also a member of Pond. But anyway, this is
Speaker 2: just one of those bands that has, like you know,
Speaker 2: they're all kind of in many bands together. And I
Speaker 2: love the title. It's zan Man like zan x x
Speaker 2: A N m A N by Pond. It's got a
Speaker 2: little hard rock field to it. It's really nice and
Speaker 2: if you like Tame and Paula, you're definitely gonna like this.
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