Speaker 1: So this is another episode of this god forsaken podcast.
Speaker 2: True. What's the name of it?
Speaker 3: Emergency or com.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, Honestly, before we start, I just want to say
Speaker 1: something because I haven't said it to you this whole month,
Speaker 1: and this will technically be the last episode of the month.
Speaker 2: Happy Pride, Drew kill yourself. I was literally doing something nice,
Speaker 2: like I was.
Speaker 3: I don't need none of that pride shit. Okay, everybody
Speaker 3: with pride. Pride is a seven deadly sin, one of
Speaker 3: the seven deadly sins along with being gay. You're having
Speaker 3: pride for being gay?
Speaker 1: Hello, she said, bride is one of uh the.
Speaker 3: What's literally true?
Speaker 2: Is that actually one of the.
Speaker 3: It's like pride less gluttony? Uh, ego, your mama's vagina,
Speaker 3: her Cooter Bronson, it's deadly.
Speaker 4: That's for day.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the clitorius hood, Hi? Can I lift the
Speaker 2: hood of your clitterest?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 6: Also, I just want to clarify we're doing a zoom
Speaker 6: episode because I'm still in Paris, because I'm walking. I'm
Speaker 6: walking this week fashion week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say who I'm working for.
Speaker 3: But Jacques Mousse yesse Nike collection at the top of
Speaker 3: my head was trying to like think of something that
Speaker 3: rhyme with like Cucci, and I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say, Jacques moussy, let me see your Jack mussy,
Speaker 1: can I see your Gucci?
Speaker 3: I'm walking for Gucci's Cucci.
Speaker 2: Cuchi gutur. I'm gonna start a kuchikatur line. Seen each
Speaker 2: other for so long.
Speaker 3: It has been two weeks, and we have like refrained
Speaker 3: from talking to each other to give y'all the best
Speaker 3: experience possible with this podcast.
Speaker 1: Also because I don't like talking to Dreid my three
Speaker 1: time if I'm going to make But that's just me
Speaker 1: being honest, Like.
Speaker 3: That's that's like the meanest thing I think anybody as
Speaker 3: Like I actually ever said to me, Oh, you'd rather.
Speaker 1: Have a friend that's a liar, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 1: That's what you're saying right now, that you would rather just.
Speaker 3: Have a friend who I would rather have a friend
Speaker 3: who lied and talk shit behind my back than was
Speaker 3: mean to my face, Like would you actually yeah, because
Speaker 3: if it's not to my face, and how is it
Speaker 3: going to hurt me? Like if they're fake and they're
Speaker 3: nice to me in person, but then they go behind
Speaker 3: my back and talk shit, Like who cares? They're nice
Speaker 3: to me in person, but what.
Speaker 2: If it gets to you, Like what if he it's like.
Speaker 3: You, everybody's a liar these days. I don't trust anybody.
Speaker 1: That's actually every single high schooler when they had their
Speaker 1: first like fight with their friend, they're like, no, I know,
Speaker 1: I would rather have a friend who talk shit, because
Speaker 1: then I would simply cut them off, like I like,
Speaker 1: to my face, because then I would just like, I'm
Speaker 1: not your friend anymore.
Speaker 2: Like we're done.
Speaker 3: We need to bring telling people to kill themselves.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know if that's something to like bring back,
Speaker 1: Like I thought. I think we're going through the reform
Speaker 1: of like stopping book.
Speaker 3: They brought back Y two K, they brought back indie sleeves.
Speaker 3: It's time to bring back telling people to kill themselves.
Speaker 3: Look like, I don't mean I don't when I say it,
Speaker 3: I don't mean for people to like actually going off themselves.
Speaker 3: It's like saying like fuck you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I I like saying it.
Speaker 5: It's it's like comical to say it, like I'm just.
Speaker 3: Saying it as a joke and I'm it I'm reclaiming
Speaker 3: the word.
Speaker 2: I'm just like were you going to say something?
Speaker 3: Don't talk over me, me being the one that talks
Speaker 3: over you.
Speaker 2: No, we talk over each other so much. But I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Did we mention this in an episode? There was like
Speaker 1: this podcast or there was this TikTok that somebody had, like,
Speaker 1: are you feeling yourself?
Speaker 2: Are you taking a selfie?
Speaker 1: You actually have a really nice side profile, actually, like
Speaker 1: it looks really good. I'm not gonna do it because actually,
Speaker 1: like every time I see my side profile when we
Speaker 1: have to rewatch, are you swallowing your your chin right now?
Speaker 3: What is it called? I'm glucking It's where you like
Speaker 3: suck your tongue up.
Speaker 7: No, it's mewing, yes, glucking.
Speaker 3: Cock. Why is it called dock cock? Three thousand? Why
Speaker 3: did we agree on that?
Speaker 1: Because it's no because it's like the sound like someone
Speaker 1: makes one like they're giving head gock cock.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's like I'm giving that cock three thousand.
Speaker 3: Have you never like heard like, have you heard LGBTQ
Speaker 3: plus community? You know I haven't. I'm not a part
Speaker 3: of the LGBTQ community.
Speaker 2: I just laughed so hard I leaked a little. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie 'all.
Speaker 4: I just leaked.
Speaker 2: Since I'm traveling, I don't have my Diva cup, And.
Speaker 8: What did you say?
Speaker 3: I literally didn't say anything. I didn't say show the
Speaker 3: camera of your little stain.
Speaker 2: That is so gross.
Speaker 1: But since I'm traveling and I don't have my Diva cup,
Speaker 1: I have to use tampons, and I actually think tampons
Speaker 1: are the worst thing ever.
Speaker 3: Like, I disagree with you.
Speaker 2: And want to like, what's your take? Like, what do
Speaker 2: you like about tampon's true?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Like it has to feel good going in.
Speaker 1: And you think you think there's sexual pleasure in inserting
Speaker 1: a tampon. Yeah, because you put a tampon in your butt,
Speaker 1: so you know it's pleasurable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't look at me?
Speaker 8: Why show yourself.
Speaker 2: You're so beautiful even without makeup. You're so beautiful.
Speaker 3: A big fucking head.
Speaker 1: No, me too, I'm not kidding on Like, so I
Speaker 1: also think I'm like making myself bald a little from
Speaker 1: like pulling my hair back all the time.
Speaker 3: Me fucking too.
Speaker 4: Balding jojo us both stop.
Speaker 8: I didn't.
Speaker 2: You're going to fucking hell?
Speaker 3: And with that, looks like I have a beauty filter.
Speaker 3: On do we have the beauty filter?
Speaker 1: I think you you definitely probably have your zoom setting
Speaker 1: to have like a little bit of blurry.
Speaker 3: Wait, how do you change that?
Speaker 2: It's in preferences.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're on a PC, so I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how to do that on your computer.
Speaker 8: Do you have anything you would like that?
Speaker 1: I have something I was gonna ask you if you
Speaker 1: have anything you want to share about. I have something
Speaker 1: to say. Run it the Band of six.
Speaker 8: How does that make you feel?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 8: How are you feeling about that? The what the band on?
Speaker 8: Like jewels and like e cigarettes?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just jewel?
Speaker 2: Is it actually just jewel?
Speaker 3: It's just jewel. I don't give a fuck. I did
Speaker 3: have the idea immediately to buy a bunch of jewel pods,
Speaker 3: like a lot like investment, random to them, and then
Speaker 3: flip them and make twenty grand. Like if you were
Speaker 3: really about your shit and you wanted to make some money,
Speaker 3: buy all the jewel pods from your local gas station
Speaker 3: and go to the next seventh grade recess and sell them.
Speaker 2: Over to seventh grade, you know, foking.
Speaker 3: Cigarettes in fifth grade.
Speaker 1: I'm I think I'm gonna buy Like I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: an a excess of jewel pods and like you know
Speaker 1: how they only have like the the tobacco juepods. Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like get them and refill them with just
Speaker 1: like mint, you bait juice and read.
Speaker 2: With eucalyptus and jasmine and essential.
Speaker 1: Oils and then add like a strong mint flavor, and
Speaker 1: then recolor the caps like from brown to that like
Speaker 1: teal color, and sell them like triple the price as
Speaker 1: mint pods and literally solve our nicotine crisis.
Speaker 3: That's actually really interesting and I like love it, the
Speaker 3: nicotine crisis of twenty twenty two. Like it's literally happening.
Speaker 3: There's a shortage, big shortage. Wait, there was sucking something.
Speaker 3: I was gonna go damn say bitch, damn. Oh. One
Speaker 3: time in high school, it was like when I was
Speaker 3: still like experimenting with weed and trying to see if
Speaker 3: I would have a panic attack every single time. And
Speaker 3: we me and my buddies heard of this guy who
Speaker 3: apparently sold weed jewel pods. And this was when like
Speaker 3: jewels were like at their peak where you could buy
Speaker 3: like all of the flavors of jewel pods or whatever.
Speaker 3: And this guy apparently made jewel pods that had weed
Speaker 3: oil in them. So we drove literally two and a
Speaker 3: half hours to a hype beast like supreme like esque
Speaker 3: store at peak traffic from Grandberry to Dallas. It was
Speaker 3: literally the worst drive I've ever made to Dallas in
Speaker 3: my life. And we get there and it's at this
Speaker 3: supreme like high beet store. We buy the weed jewel
Speaker 3: pods and we all hit it on the way home
Speaker 3: and it's literally just like weed flavored oil, Like there's
Speaker 3: no in it. It doesn't get any of us high.
Speaker 3: It just tastes like weed. And we freaked the fuck
Speaker 3: out because we paid twenty dollars for this pod and
Speaker 3: we were like all gonna split it between us, and
Speaker 3: we were all really fucking piste. And we drove all
Speaker 3: the way back to Grandberry, and right when we entered Grandberry,
Speaker 3: we like passed a police officer going like five over.
Speaker 3: He flashed his lights at us, but he didn't pull
Speaker 3: us over. But having weed and Grandberry is like a
Speaker 3: definite like jail sentence of like how many days. But yeah,
Speaker 3: we bought weed jewel pods and it was a scam
Speaker 3: and I got scammed.
Speaker 1: That was probably the best thing that happened to you, though,
Speaker 1: because I bet if it was real fucking weed. It
Speaker 1: would have been like the scariest dad you've ever taken
Speaker 1: in your life, and you literally would have been rewired.
Speaker 3: I would have died.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also was gonna be like, oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: literally a jewel pod for like weed.
Speaker 8: That is such a good fucking idea.
Speaker 2: As if stizzy doesn't.
Speaker 3: Exist, yeah, like as if it literally doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Was one has to make that.
Speaker 1: I went through a phase where I was like really
Speaker 1: obsessed with I don't know if you remember that when
Speaker 1: we first moved to La.
Speaker 8: I was really obsessed with.
Speaker 1: There was like it's like an unmarked brand, like I
Speaker 1: don't know the brands, but it's those like old Weed.
Speaker 1: It's like literally one of those, like it's from one
Speaker 1: of those spots, but it's like the gold.
Speaker 3: Like the gold pen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And do you remember how obsessed with that like
Speaker 1: fucking pen I was.
Speaker 2: I wanted it so bad, like literally like.
Speaker 1: I was itching for it and nobody, like I didn't
Speaker 1: know anybody who was.
Speaker 5: Twenty one who could get it for me, and I
Speaker 5: didn't have a fake.
Speaker 1: Because like I'm not a piece of shit and I
Speaker 1: like actually like follow the rules.
Speaker 3: And that's why you were so addicted.
Speaker 2: No, I literally was. I just liked the taste of it.
Speaker 2: I just like the taste of the oil burning.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think like I enjoyed like the high
Speaker 1: as much as it was. Like it's literally like probably
Speaker 1: what most.
Speaker 2: People have with their like puff bars. It was just
Speaker 2: like the oral fixation.
Speaker 3: I have oral fixations on penises. I think I had
Speaker 3: a stroke.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Wait, what are you gonna like glaze o.
Speaker 2: I literally started the episode by saying happy prior to you,
Speaker 2: and then you.
Speaker 3: Just said what you just said that I think I
Speaker 3: had a stroke because do you notice it?
Speaker 1: No, your face looks like perfectly fine.
Speaker 5: You just said you had an oral fixation on penises.
Speaker 3: Girl, don't put fucking weird ship into my mouth.
Speaker 2: Bitch, you're the one putting weird ship in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck are you putting wieners in your mouth? Straight?
Speaker 3: People can suck wieners like that's not weird?
Speaker 2: Is that what they say to you?
Speaker 3: It's not weird, that's what they tell you.
Speaker 1: Who's telling you that's true?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Well what do you have to say
Speaker 3: to me that I went to try heroin? I'm serious?
Speaker 2: So I'm gone for two weeks. See, this is this
Speaker 2: is proof that you need me, like you actually need me.
Speaker 3: He needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he
Speaker 3: needs Yeah, no, I spiraled for sure. I was like
Speaker 3: I can handle it. I can do it once.
Speaker 2: Wait, you spiraled like you did do Heroin.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm saying I spiraled and like it's
Speaker 3: a thought that oh and ironically like.
Speaker 1: Doing Heroin, I just don't know that I have any
Speaker 1: interest in that, Like I don't know even.
Speaker 2: What that would do. I did have to make a
Speaker 2: cover til Ryan. I was like, you know, what's so
Speaker 2: fucked up? Because if you all don't know, I've been.
Speaker 5: Galloping around Europe like my life is a dream.
Speaker 3: I mean you've already said that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, did I mention that I I've been on the
Speaker 1: other side of the world, like literally like I've been
Speaker 1: around the world.
Speaker 3: But all that song is literally you that song is.
Speaker 1: Actually I have something to say about language, Like actually,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding that shit is fucking scary, Like that
Speaker 1: is so fucking weird.
Speaker 3: You're telling me we made language out of this. You're
Speaker 3: telling me people understand you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And they were like, we gotta do something with this.
Speaker 3: Let's figure this out. Literally, why did we do that?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like, I literally don't know.
Speaker 3: Humans discovering language is like the equivalent to like how
Speaker 3: or as equivalent to like humanity as us discovering the
Speaker 3: Internet was. I feel like you're on the same level.
Speaker 2: No, I think language is even crazier.
Speaker 3: I think language is crazier, but I think they're like
Speaker 3: getting to the same level. I think like the Internet
Speaker 3: is going to propel us into the future the same
Speaker 3: way language did.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, because also, like with the Internet, language
Speaker 1: is like ever expanding, like literally really, it's changing the
Speaker 1: way we speak so fucking rapidly.
Speaker 3: Also, I look at us, I don't think we've said
Speaker 3: a coherent thing this entire episode so far.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've stayed on track for a single
Speaker 2: thing we've said.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, because when you were mentioning Heroin, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I was gonna say to Ryan like I
Speaker 1: said to O'Ryan, because I like have been just getting
Speaker 1: high and laying in the fucking sun, which honestly is
Speaker 1: like the best thing ever.
Speaker 5: Like I literally I will say, yeah.
Speaker 2: For me, I was smoking.
Speaker 3: Smoking in Paris.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I went on dot com, but I was I
Speaker 9: said to Ryan.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, isn't it so crazy that.
Speaker 1: Like when you do like mad, you're still considered being high,
Speaker 1: Like I'm high right now.
Speaker 2: And someone who's on mass is high right now? Like
Speaker 2: does that make sense? Like to me, it's like there
Speaker 2: has there needs to be a different word for like.
Speaker 3: The two oh, because like.
Speaker 1: How can I be like high off an edible and
Speaker 1: be like he he ha ha and then someone's like.
Speaker 3: Under my skin? Well that's how.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna say.
Speaker 2: I guess some people they get under your skin.
Speaker 3: And rewire your DNA like actually.
Speaker 1: Literally back to language, that ship scares me, Like I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Like it literally scares me.
Speaker 4: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: You're making me.
Speaker 2: Like what we're doing? Why can't we do this? And
Speaker 2: why are there so many people who can't understand what
Speaker 2: we're doing?
Speaker 3: I now know it's like this is America speak English?
Speaker 4: Okay, wait boss, yeah, yeah, you agree with me?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't think I do.
Speaker 3: And you can't be saying ship like that. Oh did
Speaker 3: the lights just go out? You're literally living, You're like
Speaker 3: help being held hostage right now?
Speaker 2: I forgot to pay the bills.
Speaker 3: This looks like a green screen.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, oh that's beautiful, thank you, But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's been fucking scaring me, Like I thought. We went
Speaker 1: to Portugal, and I was like, okay, like I can
Speaker 1: speak Spanish, like I'll.
Speaker 3: Be able to Like it was like, where was my invite?
Speaker 3: It's given? Where the is my invite?
Speaker 5: Well, we said you could come if you gave us head.
Speaker 2: And you just refused.
Speaker 3: So yeah, no, why not?
Speaker 5: Like literally, why not for the trip of a lifetime?
Speaker 10: Why not?
Speaker 3: I literally was so jealous, but I was like I
Speaker 3: cannot spend this money. I cannot do it, even though
Speaker 3: I literally could have, I just was like new, no, yes.
Speaker 2: So for context, I was a Ryans plus one.
Speaker 1: She was my sugar mama and she had business in Europe,
Speaker 1: so she invited me along and I went with her.
Speaker 1: But it was so last minute that it was so
Speaker 1: expensive and it kind of just didn't make sense for
Speaker 1: like Drew to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to go, but it was just yeah,
Speaker 3: too expensive for the amount of time I was gonna
Speaker 3: be there, But then it ended up being a long time.
Speaker 3: But like it all worked out in the end because
Speaker 3: I got to like surprise my mom and be with
Speaker 3: my dad. For Father's Day, which is like really cute.
Speaker 1: That video of you surprising your mom actually made me cry.
Speaker 1: I've been crying at so much parent content.
Speaker 2: It is it.
Speaker 1: There's this one fucking TikTok. Maybe maybe I'll put it up,
Speaker 1: but there's it hits too close to home, so I
Speaker 1: probably won't put it up. But there's this one talk
Speaker 1: TikTok and like it's a father daughter TikTok, and it
Speaker 1: is so sweet it makes me cry. I was showing
Speaker 1: a friend the other day and I was airplaying it
Speaker 1: and I like was just sobbing, and my friends were
Speaker 1: laughing at me because they were like, damn, that one
Speaker 1: really hit home. And I was like, actually leave me
Speaker 1: the fuck alonesome, smack the fuck out of all of you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, language scares the fuck out of me, Like
Speaker 1: I literally can't believe people, just like like being in
Speaker 1: a different like country and someone speaking a fully different
Speaker 1: language to you, and just like being in a room
Speaker 1: of a bunch of people who have this one like
Speaker 1: interconnecting thing about them and being like the being the
Speaker 1: odd one out is such an insane feeling. And yeah,
Speaker 1: which I'm sure someone's gonna be like, who fucking cares,
Speaker 1: but no, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking insane.
Speaker 3: And I think I never gorgeous right now.
Speaker 8: I told you that.
Speaker 3: I'm like glowing.
Speaker 2: What did you just send me?
Speaker 3: Oh? I just send a TikTok because I want to
Speaker 3: play that TikTok. That one made me so happy. I'm
Speaker 3: not kidding. It made me so happy.
Speaker 10: I thought it was so cute, The black List, that's
Speaker 10: if they're pussy thresh on, it's cute.
Speaker 3: I love just love old fucking people. I love old people.
Speaker 3: But it also the old people make me cry, which
Speaker 3: is like really fucked up of me to do, because
Speaker 3: we need to stop treating old people like they are
Speaker 3: useless and they can't thin for themselves. But like it
Speaker 3: makes me so sad. I think it's sad because of
Speaker 3: my own, like like my own dealings with aging, Like
Speaker 3: I like, I don't want to age and I don't
Speaker 3: want to be old. I don't want to do it,
Speaker 3: and I know it's just gonna happen, but I'll probably
Speaker 3: live till on like one hundred and fifty or something,
Speaker 3: because like we're learning how to basically become a mortal,
Speaker 3: and no one wants to have the conversation, but we're
Speaker 3: literally like learning how to like edit the genomanshit.
Speaker 1: But I was gonna say the complete opposite, Like I
Speaker 1: was gonna say it's a topic.
Speaker 8: For the next episode.
Speaker 1: But one of the things I wrote down was like,
Speaker 1: can we stop talking about microplastics because they can't be
Speaker 1: that bad for you? But then within writing that down,
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, they probably are so fucking bad,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna start like we're gonna see like the
Speaker 1: age rate, like go back to being like you died
Speaker 1: by the time you're thirteen and you have to get
Speaker 1: married when you're like fucking five because all the microplastics
Speaker 1: within our ecosystem and body is failing us. But I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding, Like I'm sorry, and I know some of
Speaker 1: the butchers are gonna be mad and take it to
Speaker 1: heart and be like, no, microplastics are actually bad, Like
Speaker 1: we just found them in the.
Speaker 2: Fucking snow, But like, are they that bad? Because my
Speaker 2: skin cleared.
Speaker 5: Up in the past four years, So explain that to me.
Speaker 3: Explain that.
Speaker 2: Explain that to me. My hair is slaying and like
Speaker 2: healthier than it's ever been. My skin looks flood.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, I actually I haven't told you this yet,
Speaker 3: and I was gonna wait to do it live on
Speaker 3: the podcast. But I literally was actually so scared and
Speaker 3: having like a full blown, like panic attack yesterday about it.
Speaker 3: But as you know, I got yes, hide the label.
Speaker 3: I wonder what drink that is?
Speaker 2: Well, got shit and cock balls?
Speaker 3: No, but I sent a pot to here come Corilla
Speaker 3: of me getting an STD test. I got an STD
Speaker 3: test last Thursday, and I wasn't able to find out
Speaker 3: the results until yesterday, and I was gonna save them
Speaker 3: to read them live on the podcast. But I was
Speaker 3: literally like shaking my boots because I was like, why
Speaker 3: did it? They sent them a day late, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, literally, I have every STD under the sun,
Speaker 3: Like I'm done, Like literally, I'm going to hell. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna die soon. But you'd be happy to know that
Speaker 3: I'm clean.
Speaker 2: Everybody, go get your tests.
Speaker 3: No, and ironically, get tested, Like I don't give a fuck, Like,
Speaker 3: get tested. It's so easy, it's so cheap, it's probably
Speaker 3: free even, and like you're doing the world a service,
Speaker 3: like just go get tested, or you're a psycho and
Speaker 3: you're gross and ugly if you don't. Damn, I don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I was literally siscod It's like you're about to do
Speaker 1: that shit live, like you're literally gonna there is like
Speaker 1: a fifty to fifty chance you kill the vibe right now, Like.
Speaker 3: You think I'm gross.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's gross.
Speaker 1: I think like you never know, like someone like me,
Speaker 1: I'm like cure and I'm like clean and I'm not
Speaker 1: like a fucking dirty slut like you. So like, but
Speaker 1: I could still like who knows, Like maybe I've slipped
Speaker 1: up a little somewhere.
Speaker 7: Along the way.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's what I thought. I was like, maybe I
Speaker 3: slipped up somewhere along the way. Nope, I'm clean and
Speaker 3: I'm celibating. You know.
Speaker 2: When you said that the saturation on your camera.
Speaker 1: Went so long?
Speaker 4: Are you playing with it?
Speaker 2: What are you playing with the lighting?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, because I can see
Speaker 1: the focus in your eyes. But like that was so
Speaker 1: good because when it went these saturated and you saying
Speaker 1: you're celibrating, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, my god, no, but I am celibate. I don't care.
Speaker 3: I'm not having sex until marriage.
Speaker 2: Just do you mind, if do you mind? If I
Speaker 2: ask how long it's been.
Speaker 5: You're a fucking slut, your goddamn slut.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the last time I will.
Speaker 5: Never be fucking celible.
Speaker 1: Bit. I literally love having sex. I'm actually like so bitch,
Speaker 1: like what last week?
Speaker 3: I need them, but I need to fucking shame my
Speaker 3: goddamn ugly ass fucking discussing my best off, my goddamn face.
Speaker 5: I have little scissors in the bathroom that I use
Speaker 5: for my fucking pubes.
Speaker 3: If you want to use that, Oh, I'm gonna smell
Speaker 3: them later. Do you look at yourself or do you
Speaker 3: look at me when you're talking?
Speaker 2: I do mix them both.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's I dabble. You can make a compilation of
Speaker 3: me just staring at myself. I'm staring at myself right now.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna in myself and yet myself and you.
Speaker 11: Oh.
Speaker 5: Also, Ka, Kaye isn't here because he did pass away last.
Speaker 3: Week, so it was so sad.
Speaker 1: The show mus go on, kay Do you want to
Speaker 1: chime in for a little hell so I don't think
Speaker 1: your dad, Oh my god, he's actually bad.
Speaker 12: Oh I can't because I died, my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 12: the ghost. I'm doing this on the toilet, so I
Speaker 12: just like wanted to make sure it wasn't unmuted when
Speaker 12: I was like, shitting.
Speaker 8: Drew, you can't smell it, fucking screen.
Speaker 3: I can smell it. Don't sell vision, yep. Okay, Like
Speaker 3: I need I just never need to be able to
Speaker 3: look at myself. Ever, it's like, actually, really drunk, I
Speaker 3: need to tape this set of the screen or something because,
Speaker 3: like I put my wallet in front of me because
Speaker 3: it really is so hard to look at because.
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm gonna go back to Jewish heaven.
Speaker 2: Oh bye God.
Speaker 3: Heaven is a place on earth with you, thank you.
Speaker 3: I was talking to ya.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, look see, Drew.
Speaker 1: Your face is like symmetrical. You need to tell stop
Speaker 1: nitpicking yourself. Bay.
Speaker 2: You're gorgeous. You're gorgeous, and you have no idea how
Speaker 2: you look.
Speaker 3: You like my new argyle vest that is not new.
Speaker 3: I put it on because I was like, I can't
Speaker 3: wear just another white T shirt. And I put it
Speaker 3: on and I was like, this may be the ugliest
Speaker 3: item of clothing that I own and the worst thing
Speaker 3: I've ever put together in my life.
Speaker 2: It's ugly.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's ugly. But since we were talking
Speaker 2: about STDs.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you'll we this, but I don't
Speaker 5: know if you'll relate to this.
Speaker 1: But I was talking to someone like last week, and
Speaker 1: we were just talking about like things you are paranoid
Speaker 1: about that I don't remember how it started, but basically
Speaker 1: I was like, do you remember this, You'll understand. Do
Speaker 1: you remember how fucking scared everyone was to get pregnant,
Speaker 1: Like every teenager from like twenty eleven or like from
Speaker 1: like two thousand and seven to like twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Why was that?
Speaker 1: Like That's what I was saying. I was like, that
Speaker 1: had to have been like the consequence of like a
Speaker 1: show that was literally just following teen mom. So everybody
Speaker 1: was so scared of getting pregnant. And I don't know
Speaker 1: where this fear came from, and I'm sure most people
Speaker 1: can relate to it. Like I was so convinced I
Speaker 1: was gonna get pregnant from a fucking toilet seat, Like
Speaker 1: I was so convinced. I was so convinced that from
Speaker 1: a public like if I missed my period when I
Speaker 1: was like a younger teen.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I bet I sat on a toilet
Speaker 2: that had fucking come on it.
Speaker 3: Like I was like I literally was like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I literally sat on like a toilet and
Speaker 1: like I got pregnant. Like I don't know, like I
Speaker 1: don't understand how the science of that would work, but
Speaker 1: I was I wish.
Speaker 2: I was joking.
Speaker 8: I was like so convinced.
Speaker 2: And also I was like always really convinced that I
Speaker 2: would like contract.
Speaker 5: Some kind of like disease from sitting on a toilet.
Speaker 8: But what was that?
Speaker 3: Oh, oh god, that hurts so fucking bad. My PC
Speaker 3: glass just fell. Oh you can see us. It just
Speaker 3: fell on my fucking ankle and I think it's bleeding.
Speaker 8: We can only hope for so much, you know.
Speaker 3: We can only help you kill yourself tonight. Yep, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 3: It's the Drew Podcast.
Speaker 5: This is this is the Ghost of any.
Speaker 2: Do you do you feel guilt now that it's happened?
Speaker 2: You should?
Speaker 5: You should watch what?
Speaker 3: I don't know, just say shit. I literally I had
Speaker 3: a moment yesterday because I was hanging out, like I
Speaker 3: wasn't hanging out with someone new, but like it was
Speaker 3: like kind of like it's like a new relationship developing,
Speaker 3: and I realized that I actually need to learn how
Speaker 3: to not speak everything that comes to my brain and
Speaker 3: it was like the first time in my life that
Speaker 3: I like was like, oh, like I actually like say
Speaker 3: everything that comes to my brain and I don't think
Speaker 3: of the consequences until after. And I like, yeah, it
Speaker 3: just happened, and I was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry that I said that, Like I yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just.
Speaker 2: Like can you repeat what you said?
Speaker 3: Or uh no. I literally was just like, uh it
Speaker 3: was just a new person in my life, and I
Speaker 3: was like, can I hit your puff bar? I was like,
Speaker 3: can I hit your puff bar? Like mid conversation and
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 13: And that.
Speaker 3: They looked at me. They were like huh, like what
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, sorry, I don't have to
Speaker 3: if you don't want me to, and he's like okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm sorry, I just say everything that
Speaker 3: comes to my brain. Yeah. It was really really uncomfortable
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: Well, after hanging out with O'Ryan for so long, I
Speaker 1: heard her I'm going.
Speaker 2: To do that too because my headphones have that too,
Speaker 2: So how about.
Speaker 3: That, Oh I have those and I have these, Oh well,
Speaker 3: I have bet these are giving like like clear craze
Speaker 3: white two K, like.
Speaker 5: Oh I saw somebody who was fourteen on TikTok post
Speaker 5: about twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: Like indie sleeves, Like no, no, Domo.
Speaker 1: Was in there, Like it wasn't twenty twelve, it might
Speaker 1: have been like two thousand and.
Speaker 2: Nine or something.
Speaker 3: I keep becoming millennials in front of them.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, and we're having to watch.
Speaker 5: It happened at like a rapid rate because there's like
Speaker 5: they're like cognitive too fast.
Speaker 2: I don't like it me, Like.
Speaker 3: Is dead the word Sleigh? Yeah, not in my books,
Speaker 3: But I saw the TikTok and I was like, this
Speaker 3: bitch is so right. I've never seen somebody be so
Speaker 3: right in my life. But the tables are gonna turn
Speaker 3: and the girls are gonna be Like I never thought
Speaker 3: Sleigh was cool, like Slay was always annoying. I never
Speaker 3: said Sleigh, like fuck Sleigh. Like every single time I
Speaker 3: heard someone say Slay, I was like, what do you
Speaker 3: even fucking mean? It's coming soon. Watch the tables will turn,
Speaker 3: and I want to get ahead of the I'm gonna
Speaker 3: beat the Sleigh allegations. I never said it once Drew.
Speaker 2: There's like an extremely.
Speaker 3: Viral said Sleigh is dead, and I always agreed Sleigh sucked.
Speaker 1: Well you could say that, but I'm literally a slave
Speaker 1: villion of fucking slave Ville, and I don't can't.
Speaker 3: You're a villain. I am a slavillion.
Speaker 8: Hell, Hi, you don't have to yell, you know.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get a haircut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at that. I think. I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna grow my hair out and then donate my hair.
Speaker 3: But we're almost there, but I don't want to cut
Speaker 3: my hair really short. So I'm sorry you're not getting
Speaker 3: my hair. I don't care. It's true, it's true. I'm
Speaker 3: way till August.
Speaker 2: I was gonna wait till August.
Speaker 1: But I think I'm gonna get a haircut right now,
Speaker 1: like right now, literally right now.
Speaker 5: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Myself.
Speaker 3: Don't look at me, dude.
Speaker 1: Every time we do a zoom call, you just look
Speaker 1: at yourself way too much and you start freaking out.
Speaker 3: I know, I look at myself and I realized that
Speaker 3: I'm like real, it's like fucked up, Like I shouldn't
Speaker 3: know that I'm alive. I should just exist in robot mode. Wait,
Speaker 3: it's crazy. This profile. Isn't that kind of crazy you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I feel like this one is ugly.
Speaker 2: You are like actually a crazy person.
Speaker 3: The sun is in my fucking room. I like shrunk
Speaker 3: it down to be really small and I put it
Speaker 3: in my room and it's too bright.
Speaker 2: Now it's like too bright and hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 5: Stop looking at yourself, babe. Just focus on me, Babe, babe, no, stop, like,
Speaker 5: just focus on me.
Speaker 2: You don't have to fight that stranger.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Like the girls whose like boyfriends get way too fucking
Speaker 1: mad Republicans like, Babe, look at me, Look at me.
Speaker 8: I'm the only one here.
Speaker 3: Look at me, Babe, look at me.
Speaker 2: Do you have any more topics you would like to.
Speaker 3: Have? One hundred million? Like it's actually crazy? Um okay,
Speaker 3: let me erase the STD test topics talk about it.
Speaker 12: Umm.
Speaker 2: I will say these like the AirPod Max pros.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, Drew, but it feels like
Speaker 1: they give me fucking like bed sores.
Speaker 3: Does that make bed sores? But they make my they
Speaker 3: like push my face forward. I don't know if you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Like they make me like.
Speaker 5: Do you see how read by ears from wearing them?
Speaker 3: Why don't you put your ear over it and not
Speaker 3: on the thing it's supposed to be like over your ear,
Speaker 3: not like rest.
Speaker 2: No, it is, but like it slides back because I might.
Speaker 8: I'm just so like petite and sexy.
Speaker 3: And like you have a skinned face, delete it fat whatever.
Speaker 1: Debbie Levado's performance when they just like have all their
Speaker 1: mean comments up on the screen and it's I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like whatever, Like.
Speaker 3: What are the greatest moments in human history? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like the Music Awards just don't give that anymore, Like.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing, Like I think they were the last ones
Speaker 3: to do it, like right, like all out performance like that.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen like maybe maybe Little nas X, but
Speaker 3: like no one's doing it like that anymore. It's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dog Cat shows up and eats, but that's like
Speaker 5: there's no question about it. But like everybody else, like
Speaker 5: for Music Awards.
Speaker 2: And ship people feel like they're literally just like clocking.
Speaker 1: In a slot car, Like they're literally like clocking and
Speaker 1: clocking out. They're like, oh, I had to go do
Speaker 1: this thing tomorrow, Like I really don't want.
Speaker 3: To like this, this is important. I don't think y'all
Speaker 3: understand how important.
Speaker 8: I don't think you understand your career is on the fucking.
Speaker 5: Line right now.
Speaker 3: Like do you remember Beyonce Coachella.
Speaker 1: I was so mad I wasn't there, Like when people
Speaker 1: bring it up and they're like, oh, I was there, genuinely,
Speaker 1: like I get like a saving envy in my stomach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my, and like I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 5: Oh I don't care. I don't care. I wish you
Speaker 5: got fucking killed that night. Yeah, if you were at Bachela.
Speaker 5: I wasn't there. And you know what, I wish we
Speaker 5: could go back in time and you got stabbed that night.
Speaker 5: How about that?
Speaker 1: God, I wish I wish when you were walking home
Speaker 1: because the uber was four hundred and fifty dollars to go.
Speaker 3: I hate you got stab I agree. I hate to
Speaker 3: say it, but I agree. What was I I feel like, uh,
Speaker 3: keep going. Public pools are fucking disgusting. That's the topic
Speaker 3: I was going to bring up.
Speaker 5: Public pools.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are pretty gross. I've always when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, I always pissing them bitches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, like I still pissing them bitches. I don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck.
Speaker 2: No, I still pissing pools.
Speaker 1: But like I haven't been in a public pool, like
Speaker 1: like just a random Like I haven't been in like
Speaker 1: a water park. But let me tell you this, if
Speaker 1: I went to a water park right now.
Speaker 3: I'd because that one. You know, I was watching something
Speaker 3: a YouTube video. Maybe it was a tiktoku. No, I
Speaker 3: don't care anymore. Then, like talking about like how you're
Speaker 3: not supposed to smell the chlorine and if you smell
Speaker 3: the chlorine at like a public pool or like a
Speaker 3: hurricane harbor or a water park, that that water is
Speaker 3: disgusting and you should probably stay out of it. But like,
Speaker 3: I think it is so funny how that is such
Speaker 3: a human experience. I think like our bodies were wired,
Speaker 3: like when we touch water to immediately evacuate our battles
Speaker 3: because I have the shit. I don't shit in the water,
Speaker 3: but if it were up to me, I would shit
Speaker 3: in the water.
Speaker 2: I literally like I would too if I could.
Speaker 5: I would, like I I just want to know, like
Speaker 5: it because like I'm trying to think about how to
Speaker 5: say this.
Speaker 8: Like would a little water go back in?
Speaker 3: Mm?
Speaker 5: Like would a little water get sucked up once the
Speaker 5: poops out? Like would it be like a bit of
Speaker 5: like a vacuum situation?
Speaker 3: Like I don't know that's actually.
Speaker 5: You given you get you know, in this world? Have
Speaker 5: you given you get? Oh?
Speaker 2: I was actually talking about right about it because.
Speaker 13: You know the.
Speaker 5: Rihanna dipping the mango or whatever it was she did
Speaker 5: dipping mango.
Speaker 1: In the sea and like eating it or I was
Speaker 1: like that's like I did you see like the other
Speaker 1: people doing it at like random beaches, Like I literally
Speaker 1: would never do that. I was like, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: not do that like Santa Monica fucking beach or even
Speaker 1: like like no, I would probably do it a malac.
Speaker 5: I don't care, but I wouldn't do it like Santa
Speaker 5: Monica because I water literally spells like like it spells
Speaker 5: like fucking nasty.
Speaker 3: Literally once a year, the bioluminescent bugs literally beach, yeah,
Speaker 3: drinking water.
Speaker 5: But then she was like no, I mean in general,
Speaker 5: i'd like find that gross, like I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: And then I was like what, like I literally would
Speaker 2: like it's just like it's the ocean.
Speaker 5: And then she was like no, that's the thing though.
Speaker 1: It was like there's so much shit in that water,
Speaker 1: like everyone's peeing it still, like there's like animals in it,
Speaker 1: like there's animals sitting in it.
Speaker 8: It's gross. But like I literally like to me, and.
Speaker 1: The ocean is clean, Like I could literally pist in
Speaker 1: one spot and I'd do a handstand and drink all
Speaker 1: the water.
Speaker 4: Still likely think it is clean.
Speaker 3: Literally when I was the hot tub and then dive
Speaker 3: underwater immediately and get a mouthful of water and like
Speaker 3: spray it everywhere, like I was drinking my own piss
Speaker 3: as a child. No, I think, like, actually the ocean
Speaker 3: is so big that like like if you break it
Speaker 3: down and you took a sample of it, like the
Speaker 3: parts per million of like fecal matter and like animal
Speaker 3: waste and like garbage juice and shit, the parts per
Speaker 3: million would like theoretically be non existent, Like it would
Speaker 3: probably be like zero point zero zero zero zero zero
Speaker 3: zero one, Like it would basically be holistic medicine at
Speaker 3: that point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, I'm like it cleans itself.
Speaker 5: It's like one big bird of filter, Like.
Speaker 3: I don't care, right, You're actually right.
Speaker 2: Also, I eat fucking shrimp doodoo.
Speaker 1: You think I give a fuck about some piss Like
Speaker 1: actually literally I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that I eat in my stomach, Like I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: Literally it's not gonna make a difference to me.
Speaker 1: Like I don't close the lid to the toilet when
Speaker 1: I flushed, Like I mean, brushing my teeth with fucking
Speaker 1: equal matter every day, Like it's not changing my life.
Speaker 1: I literally feel fun microplastic ship piste, like everything goes
Speaker 1: in me And I'm saying, so explain that, scientists.
Speaker 3: Explain that atheist.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I would dip for in the ocean and needed.
Speaker 1: But like there are some of I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: like if the beach fucking stinks, don't do it.
Speaker 3: Like dipping it into the lake water and eat.
Speaker 2: Oh that was I think we were talking about that too,
Speaker 2: but I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm gonna go to Lake Granberry where like
Speaker 3: eighteen people have drowned and dip it in there and
Speaker 3: it's gonna be the beach of Lake Granberry. I was
Speaker 3: back in Texas. Oh no, um, I want to talk
Speaker 3: about the German formula Nivia cream, the one we have yes,
Speaker 3: the blue tin so much that I when I went
Speaker 3: to Texas, I bought up bought my own, Like it
Speaker 3: actually changed skinscare skincare for me. I literally think it's
Speaker 3: like one of the best things I've ever discovered.
Speaker 8: Like you do look very beautiful.
Speaker 3: You look like I actually think it like changed my complexion,
Speaker 3: like genuinely like it's it. It is like the best
Speaker 3: thing ever. It's literally just Lamaier without the se algae.
Speaker 3: But then I substitute the se algae with siemash gel.
Speaker 3: But the semas gel I bought yesterday literally rot like
Speaker 3: it had mold on top already, So I need to
Speaker 3: take it back. I bet it would be so good
Speaker 3: for you though more more keen probiotic.
Speaker 5: Well a girl like me.
Speaker 8: I used Lamire and there's no there's literally.
Speaker 2: No doubt about it.
Speaker 3: And I bought Lamire once and.
Speaker 11: It was on sale, so I had the way I
Speaker 11: had the way I have the way I'm running out
Speaker 11: and I'm like, fuck, but I did make it last
Speaker 11: for yeah, but I mean it's I literally is.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you really looked I got like.
Speaker 1: I think it's a one ounce thing that I got.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, from being in the sun so much. All
Speaker 1: of right here, my eggs like popped, thought like was
Speaker 1: really breaking out right off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it snapped. She was snapping on me.
Speaker 8: So I was really dry and flaky, and.
Speaker 1: I was like walking around like literally peeling my skin
Speaker 1: off because because it like felt so good to do,
Speaker 1: and then I would catch myself because I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm literally walking around like I'm sitting at
Speaker 1: a public restaurant.
Speaker 3: Right now like this, and like, really, you were actually
Speaker 3: on math and.
Speaker 5: I'm itching.
Speaker 3: You're literally itching the bugs under your skin. There's my audio? Good?
Speaker 3: Or am I too far from the mic? Because I
Speaker 3: am far from the mic.
Speaker 2: You sound good to me.
Speaker 13: You are okay, my man?
Speaker 5: Where are you? Why are you off screen?
Speaker 3: What were you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, Also, maybe if i'd known what as gonna say,
Speaker 2: maybe by next episode, but that's not gonna happen. I know.
Speaker 2: I give you all the update that I got health insurance,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna go see a psychiatrist. So we're gonna
Speaker 2: we're gonna get to the bottom of this. We're gonna
Speaker 2: find out what the fuck.
Speaker 5: Is wrong with me.
Speaker 3: You're gonna start taking medicine. In the podcast is going
Speaker 3: to fail tremendously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be way less interesting.
Speaker 3: I think you shouldn't go to the psychiatrist and we
Speaker 3: should live in agony together forever.
Speaker 2: No, it would feel good to know what was wrong
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 1: It would be it would feel good to know why
Speaker 1: I don't think doors are locked, why I think getting
Speaker 1: on the bed after being out all day is actually
Speaker 1: the worst thing I could do for myself, and why
Speaker 1: I have to wash my hands ten times after I
Speaker 1: use the bathroom.
Speaker 3: You don't need to know.
Speaker 2: I'm literally so annoying.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I felt so bad for a Ryan because
Speaker 1: literally every time we go to bed together, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: are you good?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, literally it takes shower. Indyan Oryan called me
Speaker 3: and the girls were fighting. The girls literally called me
Speaker 3: fighting like they were like they basically called me to
Speaker 3: mediate the call. But I, for the first time in
Speaker 3: my life, was like, I love this drama. I love
Speaker 3: the drama. It was awesome actually get into it, but
Speaker 3: it was hilarious. I was dying laughing the entire time
Speaker 3: I was. I was literally just saying, the girls are
Speaker 3: fighting because they were just geting, you know what it
Speaker 3: is I did with each other.
Speaker 1: But also to clarify, we got off the phone and
Speaker 1: both of us we were like, wait, are you actually
Speaker 1: are you like you likes to.
Speaker 2: Talk way about me?
Speaker 1: And she was like no, and I was like literally no,
Speaker 1: and then we were like okay. Because of that phone call.
Speaker 1: It actually did make us. We were like we're are
Speaker 1: we fighting?
Speaker 2: And then we were like no, we're literally not. And
Speaker 2: then we got by and then.
Speaker 1: She told me about how Sharon Tate was killed, and
Speaker 1: then I actually was convinced I was going to be
Speaker 1: killed like Sharon Tate.
Speaker 3: For like the next three days, I made so paranoid,
Speaker 3: but like, no, you're literally the tensions. The tensions were raised,
Speaker 3: the tensions were high, and it was like a purging
Speaker 3: of the emotion.
Speaker 1: You know what it is is people don't believe that
Speaker 1: I'm actually batshit crazy, Like I'm not. I'm not actually crazy,
Speaker 1: but I am like kind like there is something wrong
Speaker 1: with me. But but it's it's not like serious, like
Speaker 1: you can't be friends with me, but it's like if
Speaker 1: you're around it's, yeah, if you're around me for too long,
Speaker 1: you realize, like there there genuinely is something in my brain,
Speaker 1: which is why I would like to go see a psychiatrist,
Speaker 1: because there is like something, there is.
Speaker 2: A screw loose in there. When I shake my head,
Speaker 2: I do be hearing clankings.
Speaker 3: Now I think, yeah, same, But like that's what makes
Speaker 3: us so good for each other. It's how bad we are.
Speaker 2: It was insane.
Speaker 1: That was my first time, like, this was my first
Speaker 1: time being with a Ryan for this long, Like we
Speaker 1: were together straight for like two weeks, like every day
Speaker 1: for two weeks.
Speaker 3: You hear about it, Okay, I don't want to hear
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: Well, we're really close and like we're like sisters.
Speaker 1: But it was insane, like how easily we got along
Speaker 1: because obviously, the only other friend who I've spent that
Speaker 1: much time with is Drue because we've like been for
Speaker 1: the most part together almost every single day of the
Speaker 1: year for like the past like five years.
Speaker 2: Like, but it was awesome to know that I am
Speaker 2: like that close with.
Speaker 3: The wor did you hear that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you parted right, you did it at the same
Speaker 1: time your tongue came out there.
Speaker 3: It's literally crazy how that's the first time and we're
Speaker 3: leaving it in. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: But I realized me and a Rend are like actually
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid. We have like cave man brain, and
Speaker 1: we thought our boobs.
Speaker 2: Were like the funniest thing. Like we literally like the
Speaker 2: amount of times.
Speaker 1: We would be invading since like at the beach or
Speaker 1: at the pool and when.
Speaker 3: We get in play with each other's boobs and like
Speaker 3: take pictures of them and like like pour water on
Speaker 3: and then you'd send those photos to me. Now send
Speaker 3: me pictures of your tits.
Speaker 2: The word your percy is kling man name. Let me
Speaker 2: see your pussy? Can I see your pussy?
Speaker 1: But we would like be like playing in the fucking
Speaker 1: pool like little ass kids, and one of us would
Speaker 1: have our back turn and we'd be like I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh Ryan, wait, come look at this,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, look at what's on my phone
Speaker 1: right now, and I just.
Speaker 2: Like have my nipple like poking out this way.
Speaker 1: Like we kept jumping in the pool and be like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, I'm gonna jump at the pool and jump in,
Speaker 1: and our tops would pond.
Speaker 14: Me get up and be like, ah, that was actually
Speaker 14: is so funny, dude.
Speaker 1: Then one night when we were walking around, we got
Speaker 1: into this cab and there was like this thing separating
Speaker 1: so the guy like literally cannot fucking see us. So
Speaker 1: I like turned Orien and I had this tomb top on,
Speaker 1: and also I had nipple paste on because my top
Speaker 1: before needed them.
Speaker 2: So like I turned to Ryan and she was on
Speaker 2: the phone. I was like, wait, it was like dark
Speaker 2: in there and I can I was like wait, or
Speaker 2: can you take a picture of me?
Speaker 5: And I was like this and like I had just
Speaker 5: one boom by I was like smiling.
Speaker 1: She took like a flash, but it's like, oh my god, girl,
Speaker 1: you looks so fucking good.
Speaker 2: And then she was like can you get one of me?
Speaker 4: And she did the same thing. And it's like.
Speaker 2: Literally like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually ironically want to see those photos because.
Speaker 1: Like I just no, I like literally will like send
Speaker 1: you them because they're literally so fucking funny. Like though,
Speaker 1: like it's literally just like one like boom with no nipple,
Speaker 1: Like it's so fucking.
Speaker 2: And I look, I looked so fucked up in.
Speaker 3: The too, Like could cross get away with just wearing
Speaker 3: nipple pasties out?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean like is the the part of the move
Speaker 3: that's the line? Like is that where the line is drawn? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I think like there's still like I think it
Speaker 1: just depends like size of boob sadly, like with my
Speaker 1: fucking tits, like I'm not I can't just like walk
Speaker 1: around with nipple pass on because just are gonna be
Speaker 1: like not your fucking big hun koaroo's out, Like.
Speaker 3: Wait, we need to free the emergency. Intercom's next agenda
Speaker 3: is freeing the nipple.
Speaker 1: We were at this like resorting for Orion's work, and
Speaker 1: I jumped in the pool.
Speaker 2: No one was around. It was like at this bellow
Speaker 2: where no one was around, but we were literally cracking
Speaker 2: up and we were like, what if somebody from this
Speaker 2: fucking company just walked out?
Speaker 7: Like this is what we're doing, but we weren't doing
Speaker 7: that to each other, and we weren't.
Speaker 1: We were literally dying and wait, I'm gonna like show
Speaker 1: you this TikTok that Orion sad because it's this is
Speaker 1: literally what we were serving while like everyone was like
Speaker 1: getting ready for this like really nice dinner we were
Speaker 1: gonna go to.
Speaker 2: Me and O'Ryan were just.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, it was so hot and issue we just
Speaker 1: go dip in the pool because it's like it looks
Speaker 1: so good and this was us.
Speaker 3: I saw that what's what does it say like that
Speaker 3: one friend that like swims?
Speaker 15: You have that one friend that be swimming?
Speaker 6: For real?
Speaker 3: Y you do swim?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: That literally no, that's literally be like if if I
Speaker 2: see a pool, one thing about me is I will
Speaker 2: be swimming.
Speaker 3: I will be taking a swimming.
Speaker 2: Then the next day being like, why do my arms hurt?
Speaker 3: It's not like a cute little float like it's like
Speaker 3: swimming in mermaids ship. Oh my god, this is the
Speaker 3: crazy I saw the craziest fucking thing ever. But there
Speaker 3: is a Rodeblocks game of emergency intercom on blocks. There
Speaker 3: is a game where you can they've remade our set
Speaker 3: in on roadblocks.
Speaker 5: We have to go.
Speaker 3: I mean we're visiting.
Speaker 2: We need We're buying plane tickets. We need to go. No,
Speaker 2: that's where we're spending our summer. Drew like the girls
Speaker 2: repointing everyone else is.
Speaker 5: Like staying in Europe, going around like a europe to our.
Speaker 1: No, we have to get business class right now, to
Speaker 1: the to the roadblocks were to come. No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that literally just freaked me out. And I have
Speaker 3: to find the video. I think I archived it, but
Speaker 3: it literally greened me out. That greened me out, and
Speaker 3: then me being perceived at the Greer shows scared the
Speaker 3: fuck out of me that there's a video of me.
Speaker 4: I literally got shivered.
Speaker 3: Did did you see the video getting paparazzi at the
Speaker 3: Greer show? Your honor? Your honor? I'm saying.
Speaker 2: No, but send it to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll insert it right now. Yeah, you love it,
Speaker 3: you literally love it, like so much, it's so annoying.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need your.
Speaker 8: Guys journey to privacy.
Speaker 3: Like, seriously, y'all, don't take pictures of me without me.
Speaker 3: I don't get that ship, like I like everybody, and
Speaker 3: like some people in the comments are like, really weird
Speaker 3: of you to take pictures of him without knowing. I
Speaker 3: literally love it so much.
Speaker 2: I don't because you bitches be posting ugly ass pictures
Speaker 2: of me. I don't give a fuck if you got
Speaker 2: a picture with me at one point and I look
Speaker 2: ugly face tuned me, motherfucker, Like, don't do me dirty.
Speaker 1: Like stop, no, stop posting ugly pictures of me, Like
Speaker 1: I just can't stand that, Like, don't do that.
Speaker 15: Like you think I'm so pretty, but you.
Speaker 2: Posted the ugly picture of me, Like why did.
Speaker 3: You do that? I literally.
Speaker 2: That is women putting women down. I thought it was
Speaker 2: supposed to be woman supporting woman. Why are you not
Speaker 2: face tuning me right Out's freaking me out? Oh did
Speaker 2: they get bullied into deleting it?
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm scrolling through I'll find it. Maybe.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm just so jet lagged from flying everywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Again, I went that.
Speaker 1: This was gonna be a joke for another episode. But
Speaker 1: since we're just on the topic of like pictures of ourselves. Literally,
Speaker 1: my biggest pet peeve is like thinking about when I die,
Speaker 1: you know, when people are like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: I miss.
Speaker 7: This person, so let'll make a TikTok with pictures of
Speaker 7: that person.
Speaker 2: Let me find out y'all are using ugly fucking pictures
Speaker 2: of me. Let me find out. Let me find out.
Speaker 1: You guys are doing these slide show tiktoks and it's
Speaker 1: my fucking worst photos. Like if I didn't main feed
Speaker 1: the post, do not fucking post that shit when I'm dead,
Speaker 1: Like no, we need a mass sweeping on my photos.
Speaker 3: I'm posting so many shitty pictures of you. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be awesome.
Speaker 1: Because people like I don't need photos of me and
Speaker 1: like true happiness circulating when I'm dead, because I.
Speaker 2: Don't look pretty when I'm truly happy.
Speaker 1: I need like the photos of me like serving like nothing,
Speaker 1: like I don't need screenshots.
Speaker 2: For me like happy. Okay, I'll give y'all my like
Speaker 2: like my like truly happy, like oh my god, she liked,
Speaker 2: she was doing what she loved. She died doing what
Speaker 2: she loves. That, okay, screwshot that. You can use that.
Speaker 15: And because because it's.
Speaker 2: You look like you're in pain, Okay, let's let's take
Speaker 2: a peek.
Speaker 3: And how long have you been going for.
Speaker 7: A long time?
Speaker 3: Girl? Let's cut this ship.
Speaker 15: Not Josie serving sexy sleigh in this and what in
Speaker 15: that video? No, Josie walks walks in first Yeah, he
Speaker 15: has khakis on his hairs and a ponytail. Your mom
Speaker 15: is serving though, do not don't don't fret.
Speaker 4: I do believe that.
Speaker 2: No, because this is gonna make him spiral. I have
Speaker 2: a feeling it did.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, I walk so weird. I walk
Speaker 3: in slow motion in that video. But my mom was
Speaker 3: pissing me off. I love you so much, Mom, but
Speaker 3: you were moving so slow. I was like, can we walk?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Because she's strutting.
Speaker 15: Some of us care about some of us care about
Speaker 15: our hips.
Speaker 3: Have heels on and I felt bad. But it was
Speaker 3: a stressful night.
Speaker 2: But I honestly, you should just push her. If my
Speaker 2: mom was still alive, I'd push her.
Speaker 3: You would push your mom. I literally got mobbed out
Speaker 3: front of that fucking show. I love I love it
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you guys so much for listening to
Speaker 2: that episode. Okay, hold on, what's your media?
Speaker 8: Hey baby, what's your media?
Speaker 3: I forgot about media? Stargirl interlude of course.
Speaker 7: Wow, but you're straight, but you're straight here here, so
Speaker 7: that star girl.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is See You Soon by
Speaker 1: Bba Doobie, textco Green by Drake. I just like that
Speaker 1: whole album, kind of low key, the Whistle Song by
Speaker 1: Frankie Knuckles and Last Christmas.
Speaker 2: By whim.
Speaker 3: Mine is Stargirl interlude. Weekend, I was on a crazy
Speaker 3: Lina del Cake not miss miss Dell, miss Ray, and
Speaker 3: then I also listened to Sticky by Drake. I love
Speaker 3: that song. I don't know. I don't hate the Beyonce song,
Speaker 3: but I don't know if I fully love it. But
Speaker 3: it's I feel like it's a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like that that's just a grower.
Speaker 2: So it's just like you.
Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, it's just like me. I'm a grower.
Speaker 3: I'm not a shower. But I'd say that is my
Speaker 3: media though. The new Beyonce song I think she slaid
Speaker 3: fucking boots. But I am super super bias and yeah,
Speaker 3: that's just me. That that's just me.
Speaker 2: I heard the whistle song in public and that's why
Speaker 2: it's on my rotation.
Speaker 3: Is it the one I was whistling though?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard it in public for the first time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, this is like
Speaker 1: literally like I'm living my European fantasy right now, like
Speaker 1: not this thing on right now?
Speaker 2: Like why am I the only girl?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: What was playing in the Lisbon.
Speaker 3: Airport Lesbian airport?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the because Pride Month.
Speaker 1: I got flun out to the Lesbian airport because they
Speaker 1: needed more allies, so I pulled up.
Speaker 2: I was the March than DeMarco.
Speaker 3: Oh really, it.
Speaker 13: Was playing in the airport and I was like, I
Speaker 13: was like, you bitches are really about your ship home? Yeah,
Speaker 13: I don't know if this is Portuguese or Brazilian, like
Speaker 13: I don't.
Speaker 3: Know Lesbie honest. And then Visual Media Survivor Season twenty nine.
Speaker 3: I'm a Survivor girl, Like I am obsessed with Survivor
Speaker 3: right now. I think it's one of the best shows
Speaker 3: ever made. My lazy eye is lazy? Is it lazy?
Speaker 2: No, you're serving sexy.
Speaker 8: You're serving sexy looking up trying to have sex with me. Well,
Speaker 8: I I rewatched Mars attack.
Speaker 3: You did it there, you did it there.
Speaker 2: And it's really good.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 8: Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
Speaker 8: You know, I just want to give you big thanks
Speaker 8: to my big tit and my loose magoose poose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, loose magoose Puss come in. Okay, bye, have fun, Hey,
Speaker 3: have fun, live your life. The year anniversary of Emergency
Speaker 3: Innorcom is coming up soon, and we might be dropping
Speaker 3: some merch. But who knows, who knows? Who really knows?
Speaker 3: We're dropping merch?
Speaker 5: Yeah we are, Hi