Speaker 1: You never wish you could sit in on someone's counseling session.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a jewbil show actually, just to.
Speaker 1: Hear all the weird things that are going on in
Speaker 1: their heads so you can feel better about all the
Speaker 1: weird things going on in your head. Well, guess what
Speaker 1: you're in luck because there's a trend going viral of
Speaker 1: couples counselors sharing the top complaints of both men and
Speaker 1: women in their counseling sessions. Cool, and some of them
Speaker 1: might surprise you. We'll go over it next and then
Speaker 1: send you a bill for the free therapy session. So
Speaker 1: just text us your address for one on sixty one.
Speaker 1: But find out what couples fight about the most in
Speaker 1: couples therapy. Right after this, imagine this for a second.
Speaker 1: It's a Jewbile show. You're an elite mma fighter. You've
Speaker 1: got a huge fight coming up. You've been training for
Speaker 1: a year, ducking punches in the gym, doing press conferences
Speaker 1: where the two of you take all kinds of insane
Speaker 1: digs at each other. You're both posting social media videos
Speaker 1: how you're literally going to demolish the other person. Your
Speaker 1: friends all hear about how much you just want to
Speaker 1: punish them in the ring, and you know you're going
Speaker 1: to walk out of their champion. And then the day comes,
Speaker 1: you hop into the ring and go round after round
Speaker 1: after round in the toughest, most grueling, physically and emotionally
Speaker 1: draining battle of your life. Punches, kicks, elbows are all
Speaker 1: flying so much so that the referee keeps having to
Speaker 1: separate you guys and warn you to fight fair. And
Speaker 1: then after the fight you have to pay the referee
Speaker 1: several several hundreds of dollars, walk out of the building
Speaker 1: with the person you were battling against, get into the
Speaker 1: same car and go So where do you want to
Speaker 1: go for dinner? That's what couples counseling is like. There's
Speaker 1: a trend going viral of couples counselors sharing the top
Speaker 1: complaints from both men and women, and we'll go over
Speaker 1: it right now and then charge you with the free
Speaker 1: therapy later. But what do people complain about the most
Speaker 1: in couples counseling. Let's start with the men's complaints. Here
Speaker 1: are the top four complaints that men have in couples counseling.
Speaker 1: She says she doesn't want fries and then eats mine is.
Speaker 3: Get a bigger size that though, So why are you
Speaker 3: complaining about it? It's just a cute quirk. It's a
Speaker 3: cute quirk.
Speaker 1: It's such a common complaint, I guess from couples scounselors.
Speaker 1: Then more than one couple s counselors says, this is
Speaker 1: a huge complaint when it comes to god, is that
Speaker 1: your own fries? I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3: I'll just be smart and think ahead in order to.
Speaker 4: Or she can be an adult in order her own
Speaker 4: damn fry. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's the argument in couples counseling right.
Speaker 3: Also, if she does it every time, when you have
Speaker 3: known that, and so.
Speaker 4: Then we have that, I can see how this could
Speaker 4: go bad.
Speaker 2: It's a simple fix. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You have to have to talk about it, or maybe
Speaker 1: just go I'll have two bowls of fries please, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for me and one for her.
Speaker 2: That's so sweet. And then she's gonna be like, don't
Speaker 2: get me any I don't want you should She will
Speaker 2: be like, I don't want fries, I'm gonna diet, but
Speaker 2: you eat all of mine. Just because their mind doesn't
Speaker 2: mean because I.
Speaker 1: Guess we know why that comes up in couples scounselings.
Speaker 1: Here's another one of the top complaints for men and
Speaker 1: couples scounseling. She watches shows without me, and then when
Speaker 1: I do it, she acts like I cheated on her.
Speaker 2: That's really funny.
Speaker 3: My friends that are in relationships complain about this all
Speaker 3: the time, really, because that's their time that they set
Speaker 3: apart that they're going to spend together and watch these shows.
Speaker 3: And so if you get ahead, if anybody gets ahead,
Speaker 3: it's a problem. Yeah, you gotta lie about it.
Speaker 2: I've done that before.
Speaker 1: I secretly got ahead. I secretly watched it and be like,
Speaker 1: I don't mind watching them again. I'm just I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell her though.
Speaker 2: I was bored.
Speaker 1: I didn't have anything else to do. I couldn't find
Speaker 1: anything to watch. I'm like, I know, I like this show.
Speaker 5: I want to see people acting like he's surprised at
Speaker 5: this show. Oh yeah, Oh my goodness, you see that.
Speaker 4: That was crazy.
Speaker 1: We're going over I trend this going viral of couples
Speaker 1: counselors sharing the top complaints from men and women in
Speaker 1: their couple scountling sessions. She asked where I want to
Speaker 1: eat and then rejects every option.
Speaker 2: Don't give me a bad option. Easy.
Speaker 3: You know what's really funny if you think about it,
Speaker 3: this is what you're talking about in counseling. Your problems
Speaker 3: sound okay, that's your biggest problem.
Speaker 4: This might be what they're talking about saying, what the issues?
Speaker 5: These gentlemen who are putting these things out have other
Speaker 5: issues they're not expressing.
Speaker 1: She steals my hoodies, but when I borrow socks, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It is weird, dude, that is weird. Yeah, oh, the
Speaker 1: therapist actually said that, But.
Speaker 2: That's weird. How small are your feet?
Speaker 1: On the top complaints from women when it comes to
Speaker 1: their counseling sessions in couples counseling. So the trend is
Speaker 1: going viral of couples counselors sharing the top complaints for
Speaker 1: men and women in their sessions. He treats his gaming
Speaker 1: headset like it's a life support system.
Speaker 2: It's not really common. I think it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think it is very common.
Speaker 6: My brother used to play his games outside in like
Speaker 6: our upstairs living room area.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my gosh, I thought the cat was dying
Speaker 2: at one point.
Speaker 6: The way he screams at the headset because like he's
Speaker 6: playing whatever game, but then he won't get off of it.
Speaker 2: He'll be up on it till like one o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning, playing.
Speaker 4: After the age of eighteen.
Speaker 5: If you have an emotional reaction to a video game
Speaker 5: or to a sports event, we are not the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you might not be the same, but it's
Speaker 2: very common.
Speaker 1: There's another one of the top complaints from women when
Speaker 1: it comes to their a couple of counseling sessions. He
Speaker 1: starts a home project and then never finishes it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be annoying.
Speaker 3: They take a long time, even screws out or something
Speaker 3: that's just dangerous.
Speaker 5: Juble's a home improvement starter king, Yeah, I do finish them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I finished a lot of them now. But
Speaker 1: I've been in relationships before where I was asked to
Speaker 1: do a lot of home improvement options and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know which one to.
Speaker 4: Prioritize everything, it's just undone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, yesterday you asked me to build something
Speaker 1: that I have no idea how to build, so I
Speaker 1: spent most of time watching YouTube videos and a bunch
Speaker 1: and then today you asked me to do something else,
Speaker 1: So I don't know which one you want. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to go in the bathroom and cry a bit,
Speaker 1: but I'll have my drill with me if you need me.
Speaker 1: Here's another one of the topic plays from women, and
Speaker 1: it comes to a couple scouting. He texts K instead
Speaker 1: of actually responding, I don't like the K text No
Speaker 1: matter what, I think, that's better than nothing. I usually
Speaker 1: send that, just the letter K.
Speaker 2: You know, put some put some sugar on it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know you're not mad, but K always seems mad.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Also just reacting and not sending anything sometimes that
Speaker 5: gets me. Depends on the mood. But I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 5: I need a four response. I just laughing emoji is
Speaker 5: not gonna work.
Speaker 7: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm laughing at whatever you're saying.
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't. It means you have the lowest effort possible.
Speaker 5: You've just put into responding to my awesomeness. Sometimes you
Speaker 5: just want to be laughed out right? Isn't that stroking
Speaker 5: the ego?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Type it out, type it out.
Speaker 1: Another the number one response that they say that they
Speaker 1: get a lot in couple scounting sessions.
Speaker 2: As he breathes, it goes on to say too loudly
Speaker 2: when he sleeps. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 4: Morning on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, Hi, this is a Gusto calling from furniture
Speaker 1: and I was looking for Sean.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Hi Sean, this is Hi. Yeah, Hi, how
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 8: I'm busy?
Speaker 1: So listen, you called us the other day and had
Speaker 1: a couch that you purchased from us refunded, and we
Speaker 1: came and picked it up, didn't we.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Really helped you out, didn't we. Okay,
Speaker 2: what's what's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we refunded the couch that you purchased from us,
Speaker 1: sent our guys to pick it up and bring it
Speaker 1: back to our facility, gave your money back and everything,
Speaker 1: no questions asked, didn't we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you said. Yeah. Do you remember the
Speaker 2: end of that phone call? Sean? No, I don't. Oh
Speaker 2: all right, Well, hey do you have running shoes on?
Speaker 2: I know I have my?
Speaker 1: Okay, work, Well, if you got some, lace them up,
Speaker 1: because let's take it a little jog down memory lane. Okay,
Speaker 1: Because at the end of that phone call, the representative
Speaker 1: kindly asked you if you would stay on the line
Speaker 1: for one minute and take a customer satisfaction.
Speaker 2: Survey, and guess what you did? I don't remember. I
Speaker 2: have hung up.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I said, yeah, hung up, but I added
Speaker 1: an effort in it when I said it just there.
Speaker 1: I would like an explanation for what for not doing
Speaker 1: your survey?
Speaker 2: Wow? Look at that. You must have gone to school.
Speaker 2: You must have a good job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at the end of the phone call where we
Speaker 1: refunded your purchase, no questions asked, came and picked it up,
Speaker 1: gave your money back, all that good stuff, and you
Speaker 1: couldn't spare a single minute to fill out a customer
Speaker 1: satisfaction survey.
Speaker 2: What the are you talking about? No, I didn't do
Speaker 2: you get what?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Were you satisfy with your experience? Sean?
Speaker 1: I bet you were, because guess what we did. Listen
Speaker 1: to your bulls for like fifteen minutes. I listened back
Speaker 1: to the recording, listen to your nonsense for like fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: and didn't even ask any questions.
Speaker 2: And then oh, here's your money back, Sean. Oh we'll
Speaker 2: come pick the couch up. Sean. What are you talking?
Speaker 4: We did work?
Speaker 2: Can you call me with this? What the all we
Speaker 2: did was give, give, give, and you took, took, took,
Speaker 2: I bought the didn't like or I didn't even buy
Speaker 2: it it was given. I didn't like it. What about
Speaker 2: what we wanted? What about what we wanted? I don't
Speaker 2: give a damn what you wanted? Exactly exactly because what
Speaker 2: you waste your company resources?
Speaker 1: And yes, exactly. So when you get home today, couch
Speaker 1: has already been delivered. It's on your front porch, and
Speaker 1: the money has been taken out of your account.
Speaker 2: I don't want your couch. I returned it. I don't
Speaker 2: want the damn couch right back to me. I want it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And all we wanted was a customer satisfaction survey
Speaker 1: filled out. Just that's all we wanted, and you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. So guess what we're not doing your refund.
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of about eighteen different things right now,
Speaker 2: can't you?
Speaker 7: Are you?
Speaker 1: Am I taking away from your busy business day? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's what you did to us. I called you
Speaker 1: at this time because I knew you'd be working. How
Speaker 1: does it feel? How does it feel?
Speaker 2: What the is going on? Why are you being such
Speaker 2: a kid to me? Why are you being such a
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't this wasn't personal. I didn't. I
Speaker 2: didn't the couches bought for me. I didn't like it,
Speaker 2: returned it. Do your dumb survey. No, who does those surveys? Wait?
Speaker 2: So you actually took the money back out and you
Speaker 2: left the couch on my porch.
Speaker 1: Yep, m hmm yeah, because Sean doesn't care about anybody's
Speaker 1: needs with his own.
Speaker 2: I am busy. I don't, are you Okay? I don't
Speaker 2: like it. It's not a good couch. I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Okay it then fine, get back take the satisfaction survey.
Speaker 1: It takes sixty seconds. I'll do it right now. And
Speaker 1: then if you do that, then fine, I'll refund the couch.
Speaker 1: We'll come pick it up again, and then you can
Speaker 1: go on with your life.
Speaker 2: Jesus, give me the give me fun. I'll take the
Speaker 2: damn thing. Give me the survey.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Thank you very much, Sean. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: So if question number one, why are you set?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? That doesn't sound like an answer
Speaker 2: to me. You're thel you are the you are calling
Speaker 2: me and wasting my time. I'm gonna call the Better
Speaker 2: Business Bureau. I'm gonna call I don't know like an attorney.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna you are not gonna take me like this.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna stop until I get my money back
Speaker 2: and I get rid of that couch.
Speaker 1: Okay, well then fine, I'll just let you know it's
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Dubal from the
Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
Speaker 1: girlfriend set you up.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: She was with you the other day when you returned
Speaker 1: to couch, I guess, and sheared you hung up on
Speaker 1: the customer satisfaction thing and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with double phone franks. Time for
Speaker 2: Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3: So there's a new trend on TikTok that may be
Speaker 3: the dumbest one yet. Oh it's called the drop challenge.
Speaker 3: And this is what it sounds like, the drop check. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just think about what that would be.
Speaker 7: With the X.
Speaker 3: And he dropped a speaker. So what he's doing is
Speaker 3: he's dropping items on a foot. Why an eight out
Speaker 3: of ten? So you drop item on your foot to
Speaker 3: see how painful it is. You scream in pain, and
Speaker 3: then you rate it from one to ten how painful
Speaker 3: it is. This guy right here has gone extremely viral.
Speaker 3: He did it with a hammer, a space heater, a
Speaker 3: cordless drill. Some people have even done it with vacuums
Speaker 3: and televisions. Why has just started to pull some of
Speaker 3: these videos down, but not before you know, people can
Speaker 3: make copies of him or whatever, like, are you who's ideas?
Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna drop something heavy on my foot
Speaker 3: there and what happens?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 6: What's really scary though, that some people don't feel pain.
Speaker 6: Like there are people who just like they.
Speaker 2: Don't have the Yeah, there is a condition where people
Speaker 2: cannot feel pain. You are mad? Yeah, I saw a
Speaker 2: gray said.
Speaker 4: It's like point yeah the world.
Speaker 2: But it's actually really sad because those people don't have
Speaker 2: long life expectancies.
Speaker 1: Bas they ca't feel paint. Yeah, oh makes it more said,
Speaker 1: way to bring the mood down. You will be sorry
Speaker 1: about that. Anyway, back to the.
Speaker 5: Bro The thing is like your hands in your feet
Speaker 5: have like the tiniest most breakable bone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your pinky toe. That should be a trend stubbing
Speaker 1: your pinky toe on something, See how bad it hurts.
Speaker 1: There is actually this one girl that went viral doing that.
Speaker 1: She would stub her toe and then she would like
Speaker 1: make an owl sound as if she was like Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande or sing beyond.
Speaker 2: I don't even think she was really stubbing her toe.
Speaker 2: She just wanted to show off she could sing like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, kind of like you know, so we don't
Speaker 3: recommend that one. But if you wanted to know what
Speaker 3: the drop.
Speaker 1: Challenge is, then there's not a lot of things I
Speaker 1: see or hear on TikTok that I want to try
Speaker 1: when it comes to the challenges. I don't know why
Speaker 1: with this one. I'm in I don't know overod thing
Speaker 1: about I'm like, why is this interesting to me? Some
Speaker 1: like c little dance challenges, and I'm like, that's not
Speaker 1: an actual challenges to dance, right, like challenge drop a
Speaker 1: TV on my foot?
Speaker 2: I bet I can do it better than anybody else.
Speaker 3: This is a challenge you can actually do.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why you feel like you can.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: Probably the thing about jubils rehearse a dance thing over
Speaker 1: and over and over and trying to get it right. Dances,
Speaker 1: I know, but they do take a long time to
Speaker 1: try to learn the moves. It's a lot easier to
Speaker 1: grab a TV and drop it on your foot. The
Speaker 1: thing about jewels, you have interesting things to drop on
Speaker 1: your foot.
Speaker 5: You have like flame throwers and fire extinguishers and interesting
Speaker 5: tools that.
Speaker 4: He thought he might be a thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd rather you didn't do that, But if
Speaker 3: you want to time, you'll be wheeling into work and
Speaker 3: other crazy news. So we talked about this a while ago.
Speaker 3: That fire Festival too is actually happening. And if you
Speaker 3: remember the guy Billiya McFarlane, he went to jail because
Speaker 3: it was a big fraud thing back into seventeen. But
Speaker 3: now Firefighted Firefighter Fire Festival two is happening May thirtieth
Speaker 3: to June.
Speaker 2: Second.
Speaker 3: We've got details. It's happening on Islam, Muharis and Mexico.
Speaker 3: There's going to be surprises like MMA training, skateboard demos,
Speaker 3: and it's all going to be handled by a professionals.
Speaker 3: This time they hired like an actual production team to
Speaker 3: put it on. But the wild thing is tickets are
Speaker 3: going from fourteen hundred thousand dollars to one point one
Speaker 3: million dollars and a slice of the profits are all
Speaker 3: going towards McFarland's twenty six million dollar restitution day.
Speaker 6: Imagine being the guy who literally goes to prison for
Speaker 6: putting a fake one of these on and then immediately
Speaker 6: gets out of prison.
Speaker 2: And be like, you know, I need a new part two.
Speaker 4: I have a couple of thoughts on this.
Speaker 5: Number one is how can it be fire festival two
Speaker 5: if the first one never really happened?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: Number two, this production company is going to slice off
Speaker 5: some of their profit profits to this guy's restitution. They
Speaker 5: could just do it without him, that's it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: because he hasn't own festivals in generally, just make a
Speaker 5: new festival because I think he did.
Speaker 3: This though it almost makes me feel like he's not
Speaker 3: entirely guilty for the first one, Like his heart was
Speaker 3: in the right place.
Speaker 5: He just didn't have it wasn't he's a scam artist.
Speaker 5: I've met this guy and he's a piece of junk.
Speaker 2: Before that first cit card credit card scheme.
Speaker 4: I met him during the credit card scheme thing he
Speaker 4: was doing. Yeah, yeah, A long time for that too.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know if I think he got like
Speaker 5: there was some sort of got in trouble for it
Speaker 5: in trouble, but I don't think he went to I
Speaker 5: think his intention has been to make money, Yeah, he
Speaker 5: is grif.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I guess we'll see what happens with fire
Speaker 3: Festival too, Like do you think anybody's gonna go?
Speaker 2: Why would you send your mind?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Although million dollars ticket? Yeah no, why would you go
Speaker 2: going to go so they can get caught? Like I
Speaker 2: think content? I like to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: time it is how he got him last time, He's
Speaker 2: going to do it again.
Speaker 4: So if you go to fire Festival too, which again
Speaker 4: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: You deserve it. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of fair.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would go. There's a billion
Speaker 1: festivals now that you could go to, right actual festival.
Speaker 1: Why would you go to the the guy who ripped
Speaker 1: everybody off on the festival that he didn't actually put on.
Speaker 10: I feel like I would go, like I could. I
Speaker 10: feel like you can't scandal experience in the lifetime, I
Speaker 10: really think so.
Speaker 3: It sounds pretty legitt some an airbnb in Mexico and
Speaker 3: there's gonna be all around the island.
Speaker 2: You just yacht.
Speaker 11: You can't go on the yacht?
Speaker 2: Why not the way you do it again? No way?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so. Anyway, that's what's certain.
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Speaker 1: Charlie is on the phone today for a first day
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Mary,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry for you, Charlie.
Speaker 2: I think Charlie and Mary is a cute name.
Speaker 1: It's also it sounds like it could be a sitcom
Speaker 1: name too, Charlie and Mary, Charlie and Mary Thursdays on NBC. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Charlie with some man, Hey guys, thanks for having us,
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on. So, before we get into your
Speaker 1: date with Mary, how long has it been since you
Speaker 1: talked to her.
Speaker 8: It's probably been I'd say like a week at this point.
Speaker 2: And how many times have you tried to reach out
Speaker 2: to her.
Speaker 8: Every day?
Speaker 2: Once every day, multiple times every day.
Speaker 12: Then at least twice a dad, I'd say, Joe, that
Speaker 12: feels like a lot, man, It probably is a lot.
Speaker 12: But I think I probably started doing it more in
Speaker 12: the last few days because it's like probably the opposite
Speaker 12: of what I should have been doing.
Speaker 2: Really, So, how did the date go?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I thought it weren't great. I mean we we
Speaker 13: just went to like a bar and we had dinner
Speaker 13: and we were talking the whole time. I've got a
Speaker 13: really good vibe from her that she loved it, and yeah,
Speaker 13: I mean it was honestly one of the best dates
Speaker 13: I've ever been on. So I'm really clueless as to
Speaker 13: what's going on here.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll tell us about the date, all right.
Speaker 14: Yeah, So well, first off, we you know, we met
Speaker 14: on Tinder, who tender, and then we uh we chatted
Speaker 14: for a while and then we decided, uh like we
Speaker 14: even talked on the phone a bit and then we're.
Speaker 8: Like, yeah, let's you know, let's let's do this. So
Speaker 8: I picked this this bar that I really like. It's
Speaker 8: usually a winner.
Speaker 11: And then we had dinner and she told me she
Speaker 11: enjoyed all of it, which I could kind of get
Speaker 11: that vibe, and honestly, like we we drank, oh well,
Speaker 11: we pretty much closed.
Speaker 4: The bar down.
Speaker 11: Is how the date went, which is already like usually
Speaker 11: a great sign. And then even better was I walked
Speaker 11: her out to her car, and I was, you know,
Speaker 11: keep myself contained the best of my ability, didn't want
Speaker 11: to you know, make make too crazy.
Speaker 8: Of a move, but we did make out a little bit,
Speaker 8: and which was again another home run.
Speaker 11: And then she said she would text me when she
Speaker 11: got home, which she actually when she got home, she
Speaker 11: didn't text me.
Speaker 8: She called me.
Speaker 11: She called me, and then we spent literally, like too
Speaker 11: a little over two hours just talking on the phone,
Speaker 11: and it was honestly so much fun, which agreed is
Speaker 11: just like a great, you know, nightcap to a date.
Speaker 11: And then before she hung up, she said she'd call
Speaker 11: me the next day and we decide like where to
Speaker 11: go from there and.
Speaker 8: The Yeah, that was a week ago.
Speaker 2: It seems like she was into you, but you said
Speaker 2: you closed the bar down. So like, on a scale
Speaker 2: of one to ten, how wasted were you, guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like eight and a half?
Speaker 1: Okay, So is there anything in that eight and a
Speaker 1: half part of the date that you can remember something
Speaker 1: happening that might have turned her off?
Speaker 8: I've been honestly trying to remember for like so many
Speaker 8: hours of the day.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, what did I do?
Speaker 8: But I can't really grasp anything. No, No, I really
Speaker 8: feel like it went well. I didn't make a fool
Speaker 8: of myself, I don't think so, Yeah, I got nothing.
Speaker 2: Is there anything from that phone call that could have
Speaker 2: been a flag?
Speaker 8: I definitely did get a little forward in the phone
Speaker 8: call and like.
Speaker 14: You know, instead like oh, like next time, like she's
Speaker 14: just you know, it's got on the rock your world
Speaker 14: or you know, something stupid, probably like that.
Speaker 11: Honestly, Yeah, I did get a little dirty in the
Speaker 11: call in that might that might have done me in.
Speaker 1: Maybe And you've heard nothing back from her and you've
Speaker 1: texted her almost every day for a week.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I haven't heard.
Speaker 14: Anything back, no responses. And the last thing I pretty
Speaker 14: much was staying with dirty talk.
Speaker 8: See you know that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you know I've been there, I've been
Speaker 1: in your shoes and I felt the same way. I was,
Speaker 1: like that, probably is what did it end? I know
Speaker 1: I never got an answer, So I'm glad you're doing
Speaker 1: this so we can find out together. I'll just take
Speaker 1: your answer as mine now too. We'll play come back
Speaker 1: and then call her and see why she's ghosting you
Speaker 1: and maybe get you another date in your first day
Speaker 1: follow up.
Speaker 8: Okay, awesome, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, man, we'll do it next. A little bit
Speaker 1: of drunk dirty talk might be what did Charlie? And
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us for your first day follow up,
Speaker 1: Charlie is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a woman named Mary for about a week now, and
Speaker 1: he doesn't know why. We're about to call her, get
Speaker 1: her on the phone and ask her, and then maybe
Speaker 1: get him another date if he still wants one. Charlie,
Speaker 1: Before we give Mary a call, why don't you refresh
Speaker 1: everybody's memory about your day with Mary?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Sure so?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 14: Now on tender went to a bar, had a great time,
Speaker 14: closed down the bar, made out at her car, and
Speaker 14: then when she got home she called me.
Speaker 8: We dirty talked a little bit, and I haven't heard
Speaker 8: from her since. So that's pretty much where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, We're gonna dial he up right now.
Speaker 1: Are you ready, Charlie, let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: I may speak to Mary please.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is sure. He's calling Mary. How are you?
Speaker 2: My name is Jewbell, a host a radio show. It's
Speaker 2: called The Jewbell Show.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 2: Mary, my name is Nina. I'm on the show too, Hi,
Speaker 2: and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 9: Why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 2: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 9: Are you guys calling about Charlie?
Speaker 2: You're answering a question with a question, But I'll just
Speaker 2: go ahead and answer your question. Yes we are.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, okay, I actually know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you know?
Speaker 9: I mean, why else would the radio show be calling
Speaker 9: me from like date date?
Speaker 2: You could have won a prize.
Speaker 9: I didn't apply for anything.
Speaker 2: Though, Okay, right, yes, it is one of those.
Speaker 1: We do a segment called the First Day follow Up
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and end up ghosting them, they can email us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 1: And Charlie emailed us about your date. He said he
Speaker 1: really liked you, but he doesn't know why you're not
Speaker 1: getting back to it.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, I like to think like the bar and
Speaker 9: the dinner was cool, and you know, I did really
Speaker 9: like talking to him. He's pretty sexy. He just like
Speaker 9: knew hubby off like later when we got home. When
Speaker 9: I got home, what happened? Well, so I was going
Speaker 9: to text him just to say I had a really
Speaker 9: great time after I got home, but I accidentally slipped
Speaker 9: with my hand and I actually hit call, so he
Speaker 9: picked up before I even realized what happened, and then
Speaker 9: he just started talking to me.
Speaker 2: That's usually what happened to her.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, well, I mean he just kept, you know,
Speaker 9: talking a lot, so I just kind of joined in
Speaker 9: a conversation like no harm, no foul, Like.
Speaker 8: I did really like talking to him.
Speaker 2: So then what went wrong?
Speaker 9: This is where I got weird. I mean, he started
Speaker 9: like kind of getting into dirty territory. It was kind
Speaker 9: of just like a little bit abrupt, like I kept
Speaker 9: trying to deflect it, but he just kept pushing and
Speaker 9: pushing and pushing, and then he.
Speaker 2: Just wanted someone sex. Oh wow, so he was like
Speaker 2: he wasn't just like a little bit. Oh you didn't
Speaker 2: tell us that part.
Speaker 9: No, I mean, I know we both had a few drinks,
Speaker 9: but he just kept being very graphic and it really
Speaker 9: kind of freaked me out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I do not.
Speaker 8: Remember being that bad.
Speaker 4: Mary.
Speaker 2: That was actually Charlie. He's actually on the line of
Speaker 2: this thing. He wasn't talk to you.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, wait, I'm I'm really so that is
Speaker 8: I didn't know I was that. I knew.
Speaker 2: I was like it got bad, but not like that bad.
Speaker 8: Like again I was.
Speaker 11: I think it was way more drunk than you were,
Speaker 11: and you were just like, I'll be honest, your voice
Speaker 11: is really sad. You were just really hot and really sexy,
Speaker 11: and I was very drunk, and we'd already made it out,
Speaker 11: so it's feeling really.
Speaker 4: Really good.
Speaker 11: So I sincerely apologized. That's super embarrassing. I don't remember
Speaker 11: being that bad, but if.
Speaker 8: I was, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 9: Charlie. You were asking for some weird stuff.
Speaker 4: We know, we don't have to come into it.
Speaker 8: We don't have to do, you know, we can just
Speaker 8: forget that.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: I'll just apologize. I don't even remember what I asked for. Look,
Speaker 8: I was, I was just I was really drunk. I promise,
Speaker 8: I'm not into any of that weird stuff. I'm not
Speaker 8: a psycho. I just I was really hammered and you're
Speaker 8: really hot, and that was he you know what.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlie, do you remember any of the things that
Speaker 2: you were saying.
Speaker 8: I think it might have involved peanut butter what what?
Speaker 9: I don't know, Yeah, a few different condiments.
Speaker 3: Actually, Charlie, what.
Speaker 2: I want to get I was I was drunk and
Speaker 2: hungry at the time, I guess, so.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: I mean it was entertaining, but I just wasn't exciting
Speaker 9: to get that you know, close that quick?
Speaker 11: Yeah, No, I wasn't either, So I I do. Again,
Speaker 11: I apologize. I was not in the right mental state
Speaker 11: at the time. And again, you're very attractive, and to
Speaker 11: be fair, I'm actually allergic to peanut butter.
Speaker 8: So why I was remote?
Speaker 9: Yeah, hid and hide sounds pretty bad. I don't want
Speaker 9: to have to pay you the you are.
Speaker 8: Yes, let's let's let's avoid that. So I promise that
Speaker 8: would ever happen. If you know you ever wanted to
Speaker 8: go out again.
Speaker 2: Mary, would you like to go with Charlie on another date?
Speaker 2: We'll pay for it, no condiments.
Speaker 9: Yeah, if there's no condiments, I mean. Also, who has
Speaker 9: so sex anymore?
Speaker 8: Is absolutely I was.
Speaker 2: Way too drunk.
Speaker 8: We made out in the parking lot. You're high. I
Speaker 8: was getting way animized.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just texting? Can I okay?
Speaker 2: It's also exciting.
Speaker 9: Agreed?
Speaker 8: Agreed.
Speaker 14: Look, if you go out with me again, I promise
Speaker 14: you I will not phone, sex, dirty condiments, peanut butter,
Speaker 14: any of that.
Speaker 2: I'm hiding, all right? So is that a yes? Mary?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes? Congratulations? Start another date?
Speaker 8: Man, Oh my god, that's the first.
Speaker 4: First date.
Speaker 2: Follow up.
Speaker 15: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 15: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 15: your rambling, incoherent response. Were you even close to anything
Speaker 15: that could be considered a rational thought? Everyone in this
Speaker 15: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 15: award you no points and may God have mercy on
Speaker 15: your sins.
Speaker 1: Almost I'm for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
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Speaker 4: Know what, guys, I'm about to run through this game
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Speaker 4: It's more about the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the game, you'll leaves abosphere.
Speaker 3: My pointing can be so high.
Speaker 2: They're gonna go all the way to Moon to Moon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Moon, I like that. That's my favorite planet.
Speaker 9: Moon.
Speaker 2: It's a great one. I thought it was funny. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: if you think you could be Victoria calls right now.
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Speaker 4: Good morning.
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Speaker 2: I mean he means event.
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Speaker 9: Is twenty?
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Speaker 4: He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
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Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires for AJR tickets
Speaker 1: today and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2: Heather. What's up?
Speaker 7: Heather?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 4: How are you good?
Speaker 16: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Are you prepared to take on Victoria? You
Speaker 2: like a bee? Straight? At all?
Speaker 1: I feel pretty more confident. Okay, We're gonna send Victoria
Speaker 1: out of the studio and Heather. The games played like this.
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
Speaker 1: has to beat you outright to went okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Heather, tours close to outside your time
Speaker 1: starts now.
Speaker 2: What's the largest planet in our solar system? Uh?
Speaker 7: Jupiter?
Speaker 3: What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan.
Speaker 16: Tinker Bell?
Speaker 3: What is the only metal that is liquid at room ten?
Speaker 9: The chair?
Speaker 16: Mercury?
Speaker 3: What US state is famous for producing the most peaches
Speaker 3: after Georgia?
Speaker 4: Uh, Florida?
Speaker 2: Who wrote the Cat in the Hat?
Speaker 9: Doctor sous?
Speaker 2: All right, got that in.
Speaker 1: We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
Speaker 1: getting settled, Heather, what's the weirdest piece of trivia that
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I have no idea. I have no idea.
Speaker 16: That's the pressure.
Speaker 2: No weird facts kicking around it there in your head.
Speaker 16: No, no, not that I can pick up.
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds like a great game. OWT, What just happened, Victoria?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I hit my elbow on my chair and I slipped off.
Speaker 1: All right, So Victoria's playing with an injury? Yes, oh no,
Speaker 1: let's see how she does. Yeah, exactly. I would have
Speaker 1: totally killed it at the game today about her my elbow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, falling off the chair. So did you do that
Speaker 2: every time?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds? Answer to many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know when, just say pass and you have to
Speaker 1: beat Heather outright to win. In Heather, you can tell
Speaker 1: Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2: Ready, go?
Speaker 3: What is the largest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 2: You'rus? What is the name of the Fairy and Peter Pan?
Speaker 2: What is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature?
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 14: Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait, oh gosh, timer is going, Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 3: don't I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't uranium, I don't know.
Speaker 3: What US State is famous for producing the most peaches
Speaker 3: after Georgia, like that, California.
Speaker 2: Do you wait, you're.
Speaker 16: Gonna ask it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna ask you just ask it.
Speaker 3: Didn't get there.
Speaker 4: You're going too slow.
Speaker 3: Hey, you got caught up on mercury and the what
Speaker 3: what what what you were? Stop blaming me, that's you.
Speaker 3: You need to say it, pastors.
Speaker 2: Get it out there, all right, Let's see how you
Speaker 2: guys did. Blame you for your losses, bro, that's all
Speaker 2: you send it over the scoreboard, our scoreboard producer bread Bro.
Speaker 4: I learned that the uranium's liquid metal.
Speaker 2: Today.
Speaker 4: Victoria got one.
Speaker 2: Correct job, very good job, but Heather got three.
Speaker 1: Heather congratulations dominated Victoria today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ajar, it gets congratulations to thank you for playing.
Speaker 2: Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3: Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system. Tinker
Speaker 3: Bell is the fairy in peter Pan. Mercury is the
Speaker 3: only metal that is liquid at room temperature. South Carolina
Speaker 3: is the state that's famous for producing the most peaches
Speaker 3: after Georgia. And then doctor Seuss did write the cat
Speaker 3: in the hop.
Speaker 4: I knew that one.
Speaker 1: Thank you for Heather, congratulations, Thank you, we'll play you
Speaker 1: for Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
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Speaker 5: I think people think it's an act from Victoria. She's
Speaker 5: legitimately magic. Yeah, I mean I didn't ask the next
Speaker 5: question she is.
Speaker 3: I'm saying what so many times the scene is then't
Speaker 3: waste time?
Speaker 4: Timer's going and it gets in my head.
Speaker 2: But then I think about the question. But then I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, we're but the last question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you waste time.
Speaker 2: I need you to ask the question faster.
Speaker 4: The more time.
Speaker 3: Do you want to come over here and say that's
Speaker 3: my face?
Speaker 2: It's time to.
Speaker 4: Catch a cheater?
Speaker 1: Only on the Jubile Show. Kate is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to catch a Cheater. She's been with her
Speaker 1: husband Rick for four years, but now she's thinks that
Speaker 1: he might be cheating. So we'll see if you can
Speaker 1: help her out. Kate, I'm sorry that you're going through it,
Speaker 1: but why don't you tell us what's going on? Why
Speaker 1: do you think Rick might be cheating on you?
Speaker 16: Well, we've been together actually seven years, but married for
Speaker 16: four and she's it's been a really pretty normal relationship
Speaker 16: this whole time and no offense directly. He's super super
Speaker 16: sweet guy, but not like the smartest guy ever, the
Speaker 16: kind of guy that like has to like google like
Speaker 16: how to boil water that kind of thing.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm sweet, you know, so like I have no
Speaker 16: problem with that, and super easy going, super chill. But
Speaker 16: last week each been acting super subs you know, and
Speaker 16: it's just made me feel, I don't know, like something
Speaker 16: is up for sure. So basically what's what happened was
Speaker 16: he's been acting a little jumpy, Like he's the kind
Speaker 16: of guy that I could come home slam the door
Speaker 16: because I've had a bad day at work and still
Speaker 16: surprise him because he's just like out of it, you know.
Speaker 16: But he's the one that's jumping around and like his
Speaker 16: phone all the time. He's kind of like I bought
Speaker 16: him an smart watch so that he could answer his phone.
Speaker 16: More off, he doesn't want his smart watch, and he
Speaker 16: doesn't usually have his phone on so it's impossible to
Speaker 16: get hold of him.
Speaker 9: But this last week has had his phone.
Speaker 16: He's been wearing cargo pants. Another weird thing with his
Speaker 16: phone in that pocket all the time, and so that's
Speaker 16: kind of kind of sweird thing, like it's just a
Speaker 16: whole bunch of small things. And last week, so I
Speaker 16: have a sweet little my baby girl, baby white, Beddy White.
Speaker 16: She's a little white Westy a terrier.
Speaker 4: He is my daughter.
Speaker 9: She is my daughter, but she's a four legged girl.
Speaker 16: So she's white, beautiful white, like I bathe there every week,
Speaker 16: and she was covered in lipstick, like all over her white. First,
Speaker 16: so like picture the Joker, but in a tiny, white,
Speaker 16: four legged version.
Speaker 2: Did she get into your lipstick?
Speaker 16: She would have if it was my shade, but I
Speaker 16: don't wear bright red.
Speaker 2: Did it look like she ate it? Or did it
Speaker 2: look like somebody was kissing her that was wearing the
Speaker 2: bright lipstick? Great question?
Speaker 16: I couldn't tell.
Speaker 9: So I asked Rick about it.
Speaker 16: I'm like, hey, what's going on with the dog?
Speaker 2: Like do you know?
Speaker 16: And he's like, what do you mean? And he's acting
Speaker 16: like he didn't see it.
Speaker 9: He could He's like, oh, I didn't notice, Like this.
Speaker 16: Is lipstick all over her face. He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 16: star babe, I didn't. I didn't even notice. And then
Speaker 16: he has been going on these walks with her but
Speaker 16: then there are times like he's gone for three hours.
Speaker 16: He's like, oh, star, babe, I totally lost track of time.
Speaker 16: I'm like, that seems awfully suspicious, but he just blew
Speaker 16: it off. Like again, I didn't want to act like
Speaker 16: I was jumping to conclusions just because like, yeah, he
Speaker 16: has gained a little bit of weight over the holidays,
Speaker 16: so I'm like, okay, fine, But it's just something feels
Speaker 16: super off, like all of these like one thing on
Speaker 16: its own whatever that makes sense with Rick, but all
Speaker 16: of these things together is making like like a little
Speaker 16: radar go.
Speaker 2: Off somehow, you know West. The dogs are little, though, right,
Speaker 2: They're totally little.
Speaker 16: She's like my little purse dog.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's no hey dog, Like that's gonna last for
Speaker 3: three hours.
Speaker 4: I used to have a baby.
Speaker 17: She's do and after half an hour he's like, pick
Speaker 17: me up. They lay down there like I'm done and
Speaker 17: it's over. So there's no way that he's walking a
Speaker 17: dog for three hours. So you are definitely onto something.
Speaker 17: Is there a dog park or anything near your home
Speaker 17: or a park?
Speaker 16: Yeah, And that's the other thing. The park is adapt far, right,
Speaker 16: because what she likes to do, she likes to go
Speaker 16: and she likes to start the staring bras and the
Speaker 16: brass and I'll be on my phone and look at
Speaker 16: stuff right when I take her myself. So I don't
Speaker 16: know if that's what he's doing. But if that's what
Speaker 16: he's doing, he's not losing weight sitting there on his phone.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but would that be a place he would meet somebody?
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not I'm I'm a detective tool.
Speaker 2: You got me going with all his clues. We'll see
Speaker 2: if we can figure it out. And you already told
Speaker 2: us what grocery store.
Speaker 1: You guys are Rewards card members that so we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, and then call and pretend to
Speaker 1: be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if you Senzo,
Speaker 1: see you or to somebody else? Okay, okay, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and get your catch theater next.
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: Kate is on the phone and she's been married to
Speaker 1: her husband Rick for four years, but now she thinks
Speaker 1: that something might be going on. So in a second,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
Speaker 1: grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say
Speaker 1: that every single month, we choose one rewards card member
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and
Speaker 1: we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Kate,
Speaker 1: or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kate,
Speaker 1: why don't you remind us why you think he might
Speaker 1: be cheating again?
Speaker 16: Well, I noticed that there's heart red lipstick on my
Speaker 16: white dog, who's been going out for the extended walks unexplained,
Speaker 16: and he's like attached to his phone, which he never
Speaker 16: used to be before.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready? M h okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call him right now. Hello, Hi, this is
Speaker 2: horrible calling from who's looking for our rewards member named Rick.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's me, Hi, Rick.
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling with a big congratulations, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for your business. Here this most big winner.
Speaker 7: What do I win?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: The flowers?
Speaker 18: Oh flower win flowers.
Speaker 1: Maybe you haven't seen the signs in the store. Every
Speaker 1: single month, we choose one Rewards member who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment. You've won
Speaker 1: thirty six long stim red roses, box of candy or chocolate,
Speaker 1: and card to be delivered to anybody that you want
Speaker 1: with in the Vida, United States, absolutely free. It's actually
Speaker 1: a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 18: Oh my gosh, that's great.
Speaker 1: I can take the information in just a matter of
Speaker 1: minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that now
Speaker 1: if you know who you want to send them to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad.
Speaker 4: Let's do it now.
Speaker 1: Great, we'll go with the first and last name and
Speaker 1: then anything you want to put on a card, and
Speaker 1: then I'll get the addres from you and we'll get
Speaker 1: it all confirmed up.
Speaker 18: Okay, me think let's do.
Speaker 8: Jenny and.
Speaker 7: Card me.
Speaker 18: You made my life so much better since you're in it.
Speaker 18: Thank you.
Speaker 2: In my life so much better since you're in it.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I can get that done for you.
Speaker 2: Actually I can't. I can't do that at all. Why not, Well,
Speaker 2: because this is actually the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. Yeah. Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Nina.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jebel, And we do
Speaker 1: a segment on the show called to Catch Cheater where
Speaker 1: if he's think your significant other might be messing around
Speaker 1: with someone else. You see, they send flowers to and
Speaker 1: your wife, Kate is actually on the phone and has
Speaker 1: been listening.
Speaker 19: Yeah, Hi, hey man, Kay, Yeah, yeah, I'm explaining to
Speaker 19: do Let's start there.
Speaker 16: Yeah, Jenny, Jenny.
Speaker 18: You know she's a vet I've been taking. I've been
Speaker 18: taking Betty White to the vet.
Speaker 16: What what's with Betty?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: So you're sending flowers to the vet that you've been
Speaker 5: secretly taking your dog named Betty White too, And why
Speaker 5: would you.
Speaker 2: Keep it a secret?
Speaker 18: Okay, okay, okay, So.
Speaker 2: This is the truth, all right.
Speaker 8: You gotta believe me.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 18: So remember when when we when we when we go
Speaker 18: to the mall and we go through Macy's and you
Speaker 18: look at all the different makeup and there was that
Speaker 18: your set that you really liked. So I bought that
Speaker 18: and then I was hiding it, you know, in the
Speaker 18: cabinet beside my bed, you know, or Sapphire sleeps. I
Speaker 18: was hiding it in there, and then Betty White got it?
Speaker 16: What and she ate a lot of the lipstick. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 16: so yeah, so why okay? What color was the lipstick
Speaker 16: that she ate?
Speaker 18: I don't know. It was like candy apple red or something.
Speaker 18: You know, me in colors is really nice and subtle red.
Speaker 2: And it's like it came with the kid.
Speaker 18: I didn't pick it. There was all kinds of lovely
Speaker 18: stuff in there with the brushes and stuff, and then
Speaker 18: I got it for you and then Betty White.
Speaker 16: Uh so that red was part of that kid because
Speaker 16: I would never pick that red, Like I thought that
Speaker 16: was someone else's book stick. That was part of the kid.
Speaker 2: You saw the lipstick.
Speaker 16: It was all over Betty White's face. Remember I asked her,
Speaker 16: I said, hey, like, what's going on with our face?
Speaker 16: And you're like, what, Like, no, I don't. You're acting
Speaker 16: like you couldn't You couldn't tell because she had bright
Speaker 16: red faith.
Speaker 18: What was I supposed to do? What was I supposed
Speaker 18: to do? It was like I didn't want to tell
Speaker 18: you about the gifts?
Speaker 3: Wait, why are you sending flowers to the vet though
Speaker 3: saying Jenny, you make my life so much better now
Speaker 3: that you're in.
Speaker 2: So how does that come back to the door set?
Speaker 18: Well, because in a way she did, because there was
Speaker 18: more than MA kept in the bag, right, So, and
Speaker 18: Betty White ate some other things like what the zipper
Speaker 18: for one of it is in her And then also
Speaker 18: this locket. Oh my god, I was going to surprise
Speaker 18: you with this lockett, the one from Tiffany's.
Speaker 2: I mean, these gifts sound lovely, but do you is
Speaker 2: it normal to send flowers like that to your vet?
Speaker 18: Well, it's in there, and I've been going there like
Speaker 18: every day to fish this thing out. Okay, a lot
Speaker 18: of money. If Betty White was going to die because
Speaker 18: of a gift that I gave you, oh my gosh,
Speaker 18: I might as well cheat.
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 16: He's not lying.
Speaker 1: So is that why you've been gone on like three
Speaker 1: hour long walks with the dog because you've been at
Speaker 1: the vet trying to get the things that she's eaten
Speaker 1: out of her?
Speaker 18: Yeah, and you know, Jenny's been good enough to kind
Speaker 18: of squeeze me in, you know, so I have to
Speaker 18: wait sometimes and then she's given me s raise, so
Speaker 18: we know that there's at least two things in there,
Speaker 18: and so yeah, you know, I wanted to get it
Speaker 18: out and then make sure Benny White's okay, and then.
Speaker 16: Okay, but Jenny is not the name of our vet.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 18: Well, if I went to our normal vet, then you
Speaker 18: would know what was going on. So I had to
Speaker 18: go someplace else.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, do you believe this?
Speaker 16: I do, because you know, Betty White is a pain
Speaker 16: in the and she eats everything. And this is not
Speaker 16: the first time she's eaten something like this. It's the
Speaker 16: first time that she's had to keep it a seat. Great, Okay,
Speaker 16: You're way too lazy to have an affair.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: The jewel shows to catch a cheaterh what's one of
Speaker 1: the most exciting things that can happen during the work week.
Speaker 2: It's a jewel show.
Speaker 1: So when you show up to your office and you're
Speaker 1: sitting at your cubicle or with the person you share
Speaker 1: a desk with, because your company is trying to save
Speaker 1: money by taking away comfortable individual working areas and dressing
Speaker 1: it up with a fancy name like open work environment,
Speaker 1: right instead of cost cutting, and someone runs down the
Speaker 1: hall like a maniac and goes.
Speaker 8: Everyone, Doug brought in donuts.
Speaker 1: This is Sparta, And then you guys fight over the
Speaker 1: last donut in the break room.
Speaker 2: You spit on me.
Speaker 1: The normal working person like us gets very few perks
Speaker 1: at work. When they bring in free donuts. It's one
Speaker 1: and it's sometimes crazy to see how the other half lives.
Speaker 1: And the Oscars is this weekend, and they just released
Speaker 1: what will be included in the celebrity gift bags that
Speaker 1: everybody who attends the Oscars will receive. We'll go over
Speaker 1: it next so you can have another reason to despise
Speaker 1: the Hollywood elite. Right after this, it's a double show.
Speaker 1: In case you didn't know it, Sunday is a big
Speaker 1: day in our country, Jule Show. There are a few
Speaker 1: occasions where Americans band together and celebrate what it means
Speaker 1: to be an American. And one of those just passed
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. And this Sunday is the day that
Speaker 1: we honor the American's most valuable and precious natural resource,
Speaker 1: our celebrities. The Oscars is being held this weekend. You know,
Speaker 1: it's the event where celebrities are awarded for their performances
Speaker 1: in movies that nobody's ever seen.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's always.
Speaker 1: Crazy to see what kind of stuff they give the
Speaker 1: celebrities who show up to the Oscars and the gift
Speaker 1: bags that they have, and they just released what will
Speaker 1: be in this year's Oscars Celebrity gift Bag.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 1: Let's go over it now so we can see what
Speaker 1: things you get. Oh, we're already rich enough to afford.
Speaker 2: It, anyway, Do you also get it if you're a
Speaker 2: plus one?
Speaker 1: I would love to be a plus one one of those, oh,
Speaker 1: in the celebrity in the Oscars gift bag this year.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the perks that you'll get if
Speaker 1: you attend the Oscars a five night luxury wellness retreat
Speaker 1: in Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: Ooh what?
Speaker 1: And again this is people. These are people that have
Speaker 1: made some of them hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: let's give them more. That's how the rich get richer.
Speaker 1: You work really hard to get super rich, and then
Speaker 1: people just give you free stuck so you never spend
Speaker 1: you you don't spend your money yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice man.
Speaker 4: I want to go to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: Well, be an actor.
Speaker 3: I wonder if these things in the gift backs have
Speaker 3: to pay to be in the gift backs. I know,
Speaker 3: because like we've tried to be in gift backs for
Speaker 3: different like fashion shows and stuff, and we have to
Speaker 3: pay to be in the gift back to get out
Speaker 3: in front of these market people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's marketing, I mean yeah.
Speaker 6: But then those people go, like the rich and celebrities
Speaker 6: like Timothy's tout Chilow Maye, We'll go on this trip
Speaker 6: and like.
Speaker 2: Post about it. Yeah, yeah, that's worth it. That's what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: What else will be in the Oscars celebrity gift bag
Speaker 1: if you just show up to the Oscars A nine
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars coffee table book entitled a Journey
Speaker 1: of Iceland from Darkness to Night?
Speaker 15: What what is that?
Speaker 2: One thousand thousand bucks for a coffee table book?
Speaker 4: What I'm four?
Speaker 2: World that's a journey to Iceland.
Speaker 4: Is first, eggs now paper?
Speaker 3: Is there actual like ice in there.
Speaker 1: Where that they don't just don't put eggs in the
Speaker 1: basket as expensive as they are. And he gets behind
Speaker 1: for the Oscars, They're like, here's some eggs.
Speaker 4: Gift card for a bulk quarter of eggs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll also get a four night's day at two
Speaker 1: luxury resorts in the Maldives. Oh wow, Maldives and Jolly
Speaker 1: being not one but two different places.
Speaker 2: In the Maladais. Do you think they go? I hope so,
Speaker 2: I bet you they don't, though they.
Speaker 5: Gift these Yeah, if I was a celebrity million dollars,
Speaker 5: I'd be like, Hey, cousin who's always hit me up
Speaker 5: for money, go to the Maldie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they probably go to these places a lot too.
Speaker 1: You know, they've got so much money that they do
Speaker 1: travel a lot. They get all kinds of perks, and
Speaker 1: they probably have already gotten seven free trips in the Maladis.
Speaker 2: This year alone. Right, So they're like, I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the mouds Is so orated. Is just
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna slum it and go there.
Speaker 1: I'm like staying in a motel six and the Maladi's no,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I own my own house there
Speaker 1: seventeen Butler's of my own.
Speaker 2: Why would I ever do that?
Speaker 1: Art Lpo body contouring with doctor Thomas Sue in Tampa, Florida.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, they definitely use that.
Speaker 3: He is in Tampa. It's not even Miami, it's not
Speaker 3: even La Tampa stick.
Speaker 4: Surgeon for the discretion, Nina, Oh, they sneak off to Tampa.
Speaker 4: Nobody's gonna know there.
Speaker 1: And nobody's gonna pay attention to him either, because if
Speaker 1: they're in Tampa, they'll be like, oh is that Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2: Whatever, things do good better than me.
Speaker 1: We're going over the things that will be in the
Speaker 1: celebrity gift bag at this year's Oscars. It's always ridiculous
Speaker 1: to find out the things that they're getting for free
Speaker 1: just for showing up to the Oscars. Stay at the
Speaker 1: five star Cotton House Hotel in Barcelona.
Speaker 6: This is the one that might actually get me mad
Speaker 6: because I've always wanted to go to Barcelona and you're
Speaker 6: saying that people are getting free.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought you knew, like the Cotton Hotel, like
Speaker 3: that was something.
Speaker 2: No, I just want to go.
Speaker 6: I will stay in a Motel six in Barcelona, but
Speaker 6: I just want to go.
Speaker 2: Wh but I can't. Nobody's stopping you.
Speaker 4: Or Motel six.
Speaker 1: Though I know.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 1: That would be great if they put like a you know,
Speaker 1: a week at the Motel six in the gift bag
Speaker 1: for the Oscar.
Speaker 2: To all their dirt and nobody would see them in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that would probably be good for them
Speaker 1: because they don't do that anymore because they've gotten to
Speaker 1: the point where their rich celebrities are going to the Oscars,
Speaker 1: they don't really go stay at Motel sixes anymore, and
Speaker 1: they probably would love that. And then it would then
Speaker 1: Motel six would end up being like a Four Seasons
Speaker 1: in the Maldives because all the celebrities would be going.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, let's okay, let's go slumming this weekend.
Speaker 5: They would call it camping, except when you're broke, you
Speaker 5: call camping camping.
Speaker 1: You're on the wilderness pretending to be homeless for a weekend.
Speaker 1: But they're like, let's go camping and pretend to be homeless.
Speaker 1: To say to Motel six, yeah, go camping in New
Speaker 1: Orleans downtown what and then after that, I'm taking a
Speaker 1: real vacation where they can dealous Because you know that
Speaker 1: another thing that you'll get if you go to the
Speaker 1: celebrit if you go to the Oscars. In the celebrity
Speaker 1: gift bag, twenty piece luxury gift box from Silky Smooth
Speaker 1: Lip Products, ooh.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that definitely paid to me in this
Speaker 3: gift back. Yeah, sure, this one doesn't. I don't even
Speaker 3: know what this is.
Speaker 1: Over a million dollars of personalized disaster recovery services from
Speaker 1: Bright Harbor.
Speaker 4: That does that mean insurance?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's fires that one.
Speaker 1: They that's worth it because all the insurance companies drop
Speaker 1: the celebrities who lived in the palisades where the house
Speaker 1: is burned.
Speaker 3: So it's like a boutique insurance place can just take
Speaker 3: care of them night.
Speaker 2: Yes, well only partial.
Speaker 4: Well, if you're invited to the party, it's time.
Speaker 2: Is what's trending? Okay?
Speaker 3: So Jet Blue has this new program where they're trying
Speaker 3: to reimburse their travelers if it rains on your vacation.
Speaker 3: They're calling it the Weather Promise.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know all the details of it because I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's so many blackout things on that.
Speaker 19: Well.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you asked, because I have them.
Speaker 3: But first you have to book your vacation through them,
Speaker 3: through the Jet Blue Whole Vacation, the whole vacation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Flight and hotel packages have to be booked through Jet
Speaker 3: Blue Vacation. It is, and you'll know if you're covered
Speaker 3: on your trip because you pay for it kind of
Speaker 3: like an insurance. The fee is one one hundred and
Speaker 3: eleven dollars Okay, So like if you go for eleven
Speaker 3: day trip to Puntakana and the Dominican Republic, the pay
Speaker 3: for it weather promise is one hundred and eleven dollars,
Speaker 3: but if it does end up raining on your trip
Speaker 3: for a minimum of three days, then you'll get twenty
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Dominican's not a bad idea to do that, though, because
Speaker 1: I'm sure they have tropical rain, right, I think a
Speaker 1: lot of places, but they do.
Speaker 2: They count tropical rain as rain.
Speaker 3: They know, they see they said that a little rain
Speaker 3: doesn't count. It has to be an excessive rain for
Speaker 3: three straight days, right, which is a little bit vague. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so if it storms basically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it says a minimum of three.
Speaker 3: Days, minimum of three but they say that they use
Speaker 3: AI satellite imagery, weather stations and radars to provide a
Speaker 3: custom made excessive rain threshold for these trips. So not
Speaker 3: only is it like you're word there watching you like
Speaker 3: where you are to see if it gets paid out,
Speaker 3: but honestly, it's kind of worth it. One hundred and
Speaker 3: eleven days. You know you're going during a hurricane season
Speaker 3: or something like that. Well, I guess that was not
Speaker 3: gonna count either, though, no.
Speaker 2: Because they probably know it's probably not.
Speaker 1: You're not available in hurricane places are in the season,
Speaker 1: So use that software.
Speaker 3: That they used to track you and use it to
Speaker 3: your advantage to figure out when to go. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: can't be a storm chaser. It's not gonna work.
Speaker 5: Doors save one hundred and eleven dollars to just go
Speaker 5: at a time there's not gonna be storms.
Speaker 2: Right, There are plenty of people who probably will invested that, though.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many vacations I've been on
Speaker 1: with somebody and it rains for a day and their
Speaker 1: whole vacation is ruined.
Speaker 2: What I kind of like it when they just wake
Speaker 2: up angry.
Speaker 1: Because it's supposed to be sunny, or like two weeks
Speaker 1: before you leave, Yes, there's a lot of there's a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff with what I'm saying here, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of underlying stuff. But two weeks before you leave,
Speaker 1: they're constantly checking the weather, going it's supposed to be
Speaker 1: cloudy three of the five days, and you're like, just
Speaker 1: it's not even close yet. It's like Hawaii, it win
Speaker 1: lots of winds whipped through there could blow the clouds out.
Speaker 1: You don't know that it's gonna suck yet a lot
Speaker 1: of time wait till we get there to see if
Speaker 1: it's gonna suck.
Speaker 2: Don't last the whole day, right, So either way, I mean,
Speaker 2: I've been.
Speaker 1: On vacation when people who have been angry that there
Speaker 1: are birds chirping, so there's really no way to please this.
Speaker 3: That's a different type of rebersement. I don't know what
Speaker 3: that's all about.
Speaker 1: People over there won't stop playing their music so loud
Speaker 1: because they're probably playing it loud because those birds won't
Speaker 1: stop chirping.
Speaker 2: That was a little thing. I was like, I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: They probably just having fun, you know what you needed
Speaker 1: to do to make they're probably enjoying themselves over there.
Speaker 2: I'm not worried about the birds at all. You needed
Speaker 2: to take them on the trending date night that everybody's
Speaker 2: doing right now.
Speaker 10: Work.
Speaker 3: It doesn't cost any money. You can't go wrong unless
Speaker 3: there's too many people there. But that's those costco date nights.
Speaker 2: What yeah, costco date nights.
Speaker 3: Post date nights have turned into a trending way for
Speaker 3: couples to spend time together. People are saying that they
Speaker 3: actually get excited shopping with their partner or just walking
Speaker 3: through the aisles tasting all the little testers.
Speaker 6: You know, absolutely not that the Costco in general gives
Speaker 6: me too much anxiety. I can't imagine taking like a
Speaker 6: partner also on being like no, no, no, no, come
Speaker 6: back here, we're going to this aisle.
Speaker 3: I love it Costco and like Ikea because you go
Speaker 3: and it's like kind of like you like with the
Speaker 3: person for real, for real yet or like you're not married,
Speaker 3: you're going. You're kind of playing house and it's kind
Speaker 3: of like a fun little thing and that you and
Speaker 3: then you learn about the stuff that like their quirks,
Speaker 3: whether you like them or not.
Speaker 5: You find a lot of red flags doing that. Here
Speaker 5: what the first would learn about me? Stores All of
Speaker 5: them give me all the anxiety. I don't want to
Speaker 5: be inside of them. They freak me out because mostly
Speaker 5: people are stupid. Number two, Ikea is a literal maze
Speaker 5: prison right if you can't get out of it, you
Speaker 5: can't get out of it. You have to follow the
Speaker 5: smell of the meatballs, and you have to take too
Speaker 5: many left turns. It scares the crap out of me.
Speaker 5: I'll wait at the end.
Speaker 3: Okay, So if you're dating brads, that's a no. But
Speaker 3: for everybody else it's an option. That is what's trending,
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Speaker 2: His next? Jules Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hello, Hey, you
Speaker 2: have a dirty little secret? Sure to sweet? So I
Speaker 2: started dating at check and I didn't tell her that
Speaker 2: she was the first shick I've ever dated, so it
Speaker 2: was the surprise, oh pop off. She Well, I keep
Speaker 2: the secret from her if you don't mind me asking,
Speaker 2: because I don't want to make her feel weird like,
Speaker 2: you know, like I'm confused or you know whatever. Obviously
Speaker 2: I put a lot of fall into it. So yeah, well,
Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 9: Yeah, thanks for calling me like I'll listen to you
Speaker 9: every year.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that you're actually playing on my computer right now.
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Speaker 2: Dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 19: You one?
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 2: Sweet? Let's hear it.
Speaker 7: Okay, so my I guess he's my face is thirteen
Speaker 7: years younger than me. Okay, but my family thinks he's
Speaker 7: six years older than he is because they're judgmentals, and
Speaker 7: so we just walk around and pretend he's older. And
Speaker 7: sometimes I forget how old he how old is he
Speaker 7: supposed to be, and so'll they'll be like, oh, when's
Speaker 7: his birthday? And how old is you? Again? And I'll
Speaker 7: be like, uh, that's the stuttery because I don't remember
Speaker 7: how old I said he was, So yeah, he's very young.
Speaker 7: Nobody my family knows how actually how old he actually is.
Speaker 2: That's so funny, that's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, babe, i'll marry you, but you just got to
Speaker 3: be six years old or cool.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, exactly. But he goes, he goes along the
Speaker 7: day because he doesn't want to like judgment or whatever.
Speaker 9: So you know, he's like, he just goes along with it.
Speaker 7: But sometimes he forgets how old are you supposed to be?
Speaker 9: Too?
Speaker 2: Do you think that they're ever going to find out?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: I figured maybe ten years down the road, maybe we'll
Speaker 7: tell them, but I don't know, maybe maybe not. I mean,
Speaker 7: we might just finally just go with it so much
Speaker 7: that we think he's at age too.
Speaker 2: Is he at least a legal drinking age?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, okay, cool, I just wanted to check out
Speaker 7: how judy. We're going to be way over eighteen okay, eighteen.
Speaker 14: Twenty one, so.
Speaker 2: Live your life exactly. Yeah. Yeah, well, thank you for
Speaker 2: telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Thank you, bye bye bye.
Speaker 8: What's your dirty little secret,