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Speaker 1: Hi everyone.

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Speaker 2: Fantastic news. The podcast Promise has now been approved into

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Speaker 2: full scale development transition. Now the show, the series has

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Speaker 2: entered this turnaround precursor phase which allows the creators a

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Speaker 2: lot of time for this development and and there's like

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Speaker 2: a sort of a hiatus right now, but that means

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Speaker 2: when it comes back, it will be ready and and done.

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Speaker 3: So it's me, it's uh, it's Kelly Rippa and it's

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Speaker 3: David and we are the environmental crusaders and.

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Speaker 4: We are and this is the new with Kelly and David, Like,

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Speaker 4: this is the new line that is very exciting. That

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Speaker 4: is the lineup.

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Speaker 5: Yes, but we this is an off day and we

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Speaker 5: are out and there's a construction project that we don't

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Speaker 5: agree with where they're building on valuable marshland and so

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Speaker 5: we've decided to sabotage all of the equipment. So we're

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Speaker 5: going in to pour sugar into the gas tanks. And

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Speaker 5: it's very scary and it's very dangerous, but we care

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Speaker 5: this much about the Earth, and we're gonna pour sugar

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Speaker 5: in the gas tanks of the backo, the excavator, the

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Speaker 5: skid steer. We're gonna go ahead and we're gonna get

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Speaker 5: into the snowplow which they have there.

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Speaker 6: We're it's dangerous, the bulldozer, and it's dangerous just because

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Speaker 6: you around sugar.

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Speaker 4: That's that's dangerous. Buddy.

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Speaker 5: If I if one, if one pebble of the sugar,

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Speaker 5: if a single grain touches my tongue and dissolves into

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Speaker 5: my blood stream, you will see me go full Tasmanian

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Speaker 5: Devil style on just about anyone near me. That's why

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Speaker 5: I've cut it out of my diet. It's not a

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Speaker 5: health thing. In fact, I'm as I'm the unhealthiest I've

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Speaker 5: ever been in my life. But I did cut it

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Speaker 5: out because I was going to get arrested and go

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Speaker 5: to jail. So anyway, we're sabotaging these these big trucks,

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Speaker 5: these big machines, and we go, boy'd be ashamed to

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Speaker 5: sabotage them before we get a chance to drive them.

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Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So Kelly gets in the cab of the excavator and

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Speaker 5: I'm crashing into her with the bulldozer, and you know David,

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Speaker 5: he's in a big cherry picker and he's throwing water

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Speaker 5: balloons down at us.

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Speaker 4: But before you know, we've built the housing project.

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Speaker 6: Wow, you drove the machines so well, you built the

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Speaker 6: entire thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and now we've assembled this really beautiful community and

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Speaker 5: people are going to have.

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Speaker 4: A home that's moving in. People are already there.

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Speaker 6: They're hanging out, they're playing stickball in the alleys and

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Speaker 6: hanging the laundry on the balcony.

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Speaker 5: Meanwhile, the rare marsh birds have gathered to applaud our efforts,

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Speaker 5: like they're so impressed, and I'm going, did.

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Speaker 4: We have this all wrong? Wow? Yeah, So it was

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Speaker 4: just a bit newsite eventful Sunday.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, an insider's guide to kicking button

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Speaker 6: dropping names in the right.

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Speaker 4: Industry. What up, what up? We're not doing our own

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Speaker 4: show today, let's get into it. We're doing a different show.

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Speaker 5: Which which is always people's favorite show is when we

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Speaker 5: don't do our show, and we have a huge opportunity

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Speaker 5: for that.

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Speaker 4: Today we have a nice guest. Thank you, nice Man Hodgeman.

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Speaker 4: John Hodgeman Hodgeman is here.

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Speaker 6: That's the honorable nice John Hodgeman. We honor you today

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Speaker 6: and you honor us.

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Speaker 7: It's nice. I've never thought about the fact that my

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Speaker 7: name as man in it is it's a little cruel

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Speaker 7: since I am really only theoretically masculine in always there.

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Speaker 4: Wow, let's get into it. Yeah, let's get into it.

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Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. Uh.

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Speaker 6: Yes, you are bringing it with your mask identity in

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Speaker 6: the name.

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Speaker 4: You are forcing it on people.

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Speaker 7: And okay, and I don't want to get canceled.

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Speaker 6: And and when we're looking at John as well, and

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Speaker 7: John, you know Sean top Apostles.

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Speaker 6: Yes, like this is a boy we're looking they were,

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Speaker 6: This is we're talking about like a serious boy here.

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Speaker 4: John the boy.

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Speaker 7: I was a very boy boy boy odge Man would be,

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Speaker 4: And that's what we're really looking at here.

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Speaker 7: I mean, John, I probably should have been named manchild cringer.

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Speaker 7: That's probably more accurate.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is so cringe.

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Speaker 7: Terrified of life.

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Speaker 4: It's cringe, but I love it.

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Speaker 7: Esquire anyway, Hi, I'm sorry I interrupted your No, I

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Speaker 7: was no, we had nothing.

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Speaker 6: We were already out of books, these TV shows, the

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Speaker 7: You know what my you know what my motto is,

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Speaker 7: talk about it. My motto is my brand as fucked.

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Speaker 7: But in too many different things. No one knows what.

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Speaker 7: No one knows what I Yeah, and and reasonably therefore

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Speaker 7: no one cares.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 5: People go, people ask me, you know. I tell my wife, Oh,

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Speaker 5: we got John Hodgmen today. She says, who's John Hodgman?

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Speaker 5: I go, who isn't John Hodgman? Yeah, you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean, because this guy is wearing so many hats,

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Speaker 5: he's even got one. Now that it looked like the

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Speaker 5: design is coming off, No, it's.

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Speaker 7: It's on there. Pretty good.

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Speaker 4: They came off for a second. You couldn't see it.

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Speaker 4: It's like three D though. Huh.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it is good to talk about on a podcast.

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Speaker 7: But yeah, my visual appearances as follows. I am wearing

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Speaker 7: a gray snapback cap with a cool Aaron design. I'm

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Speaker 7: wearing a I'm wearing a I have a little bit

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Speaker 7: of a scruffy salt and pepper beard, and an American

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Speaker 7: giant hoodie is my way of telling the world midlife

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Speaker 7: crisis in action.

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Speaker 6: I am old American giant hoodie. You click on one

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Speaker 6: of those banner ads, Huh, you couldn't resist. They made

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Speaker 6: a science for the best hoodie that ever and it.

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Speaker 7: They made a size, they made a science, They made sence.

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Speaker 4: They made a science like the science has been made.

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Speaker 7: Like Isaac Newton inventing the calculus, A new science was

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Speaker 7: made double stitching, and uh and good advertising.

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Speaker 5: Bam, Well they don't even pay us for this stuff.

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Speaker 5: But I gotta say I'm sorry. The science of these hoodies.

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Speaker 7: Totally my god.

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Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, somebody was pulling all lighters in the lab.

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Speaker 7: You know what it's like. It's like, it's so scientific.

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Speaker 7: It's like a It's like a tartis is bigger on

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Speaker 4: I look like it's really big on the inside.

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Speaker 7: I look like I look like I could pass for

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Speaker 7: a normal human being. On the inside. I mean, I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you're swimming in it.

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Speaker 7: I got whole areas of my body that are literally

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Speaker 7: swimming in a swimming pool. Big area, there's one. There's

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Speaker 7: one of them inside of her too. My hoodie is

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Speaker 7: a tartis. I'm not ashamed to say it. It hides

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Speaker 7: a lot, hides.

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Speaker 4: A lot, John big areas, Hodgmen.

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Speaker 7: That's right, the areas of my expertise. The first book

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Speaker 7: I wrote, Yes, My Long Journey Towards Confusing people about what?

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Speaker 6: So your brand as f wrote the books, Yeah, you're

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Speaker 6: on TV you're a judge, and people are still like,

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Speaker 6: there's the PC and you're like, okay, I guess we're

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Speaker 6: talking about that now and now, but yeah, and that

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Speaker 6: it's it's something else, like you can't prep anything because

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Speaker 6: talk to you about.

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Speaker 7: Uh, yeah, well I do have pages and pages of notes. Okay,

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Speaker 7: Sean for taking all of my David straight haired material. Okay,

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Speaker 7: I guess I can cross that out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So good night and good luck to you.

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Speaker 7: I guess how do you pronounce the host of Good

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Speaker 7: Morning America, Michael Strong straight, straight hand, straight straight hand.

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Speaker 4: Hands, Michael strange hand, Michael doctor strange hands.

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Speaker 7: Do you think they should be in a movie together

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Speaker 7: called called Strange like Michael Strahan and David in the Unpronounceables,

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Speaker 7: or should it be called The Strange Hands.

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Speaker 6: I like my pitch of straight Handrew things. I just

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Speaker 6: don't want it to I don't want it to be totally.

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Speaker 7: I got lost.

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Speaker 6: I got lost, I really lost. I really really like

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Speaker 6: my pitch and I am resubmitting it.

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Speaker 7: Stray Andrew straight say straight Andndrew things.

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Speaker 4: Straight and straight Andrew thinks.

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Speaker 7: I'm also I'm frustrated that Armie Hammer is not a

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Speaker 7: Sure he's peaking, true, but he can't.

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Speaker 4: But he's not viable.

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Speaker 5: I think in terms of like, I don't think you

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Speaker 7: Like, he couldn't be in the in the he couldn't

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Speaker 7: South unlike the unlike the rest, Unlike the rest of

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Speaker 7: Armie Hammer's career, in this movie, you will completely copy

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Speaker 7: the vocal inflections of John Hamm, unlike every other thing

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Speaker 7: is fucked. But I don't want to be eaten alive.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry I said that. Sorry, I said what I

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Speaker 7: said Armie Hammer. I mean, arguably your brand is more

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Speaker 7: Hammer is going to get another bite at the apple,

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Speaker 7: we'll say, whereas Hodgman, I'm not sure it's I'm not

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Speaker 7: and I'm ready to go into the darkness after that.

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Speaker 4: That's nice to have your eye on the prize like that.

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Speaker 4: The end of the show deciding whether reward.

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Speaker 8: I know, I know, believe me, I know.

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Speaker 7: I'm so excited. I mean, like, I hope that I

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Speaker 7: get to be the one that you guys finally sentenced

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Speaker 7: to death. I hate to say that you are more

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Speaker 7: forgiving than than I expected when I started listening to

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Speaker 7: this podcast too, But yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: We were planning on executing probably a third of our guests.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but a third, but one hundred percent of them.

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Speaker 7: I don't know, I don't know if that's true, but

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Speaker 7: most of them are alive.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's like I don't want to. I don't

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Speaker 4: They're solo podcast players like they're little.

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a no Attley. They just put thousands of zoos.

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Speaker 7: My god, the zoons, yeah, the zoons. The zoons are

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Speaker 7: People never knew people hurt.

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Speaker 7: I can't believe Apple's so dumb to put one of

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Speaker 8: I was wearing a hoodie. He was wearing He was cool.

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Speaker 7: He was a John Odgmen before his time. Now John

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Speaker 7: It takes Swiss and turns, turns and twists.

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Speaker 4: We were talking about how I would I.

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Speaker 5: I just loved Harvard. I loved sleeping in a castle.

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Speaker 4: How dare you talk about the New Haven pizza? Wait

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Speaker 7: What this is? This is you know what Hayes is right?

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Speaker 5: You go there and they go, we invented the hamburger

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and and and it was. The hamburger itself was

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Speaker 7: I read a lot of books in Yale. Anyway, I

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Speaker 7: Yeah, now flat and breezy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not sculling bones. Man, everybody knows about it.

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Speaker 5: So what so what did the Lampoon and invite you

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Speaker 7: Pretty much, this is God, That's what That's what I

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Speaker 7: And I thought they were going to murder me, because obviously, look,

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Speaker 7: Remember my brand is strong right at this point. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: to go on, induction ceremony to a go on for

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00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 7: about five hours and b uh and and be involved

438
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 7: humiliating me in various ways. And I went along with

439
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 7: it for a little bit. I did some humiliating things

440
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 7: because I'm gamed, you know what I mean? Sure, yeah,

441
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 7: and I'm like, I don't want to let these kids down.

442
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 7: They all dressed up and they're all wearing these weird

443
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 7: rubber John Hodgmen masks, which was a weird, scary thing.

444
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 7: There was a sleep no more element to it that

445
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 7: I was kind of a nightmare, but kind of a dream,

446
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. But eventually, like time is

447
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 7: going fast and I'm a grown man even then, I

448
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 7: was old even then, this is right, a Hodgeman, not masculine,

449
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 7: but definitely old, not child, not boy or the one

450
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 7: girl born of me. Right, So like ninety all of

451
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 7: them were guys except for one woman. And she was

452
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 7: like I gotta go, and I'm like, yeah, me too.

453
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 7: Sitting there with these guys, and they would not let

454
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 7: go of me, humiliate, ask me humiliating personal questions. I'm

455
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 7: getting angrier and angrier and angrier, and finally I say,

456
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 7: you know what, let me just stop this now, because

457
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 7: the truth is I'm a grown man and my daddy

458
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 7: is picking me up in fifteen minutes to take me

459
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Speaker 7: to the train.

460
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 4: Please let me go get them.

461
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 7: And I escaped. I escaped with my life and I

462
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 7: had to take the train home and I was very intoxicated, unfortunately,

463
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 7: in front of my children. All social services.

464
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry that happened. I'm sorry. We didn't No,

465
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 4: you're not.

466
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 7: No, you're not You're not sorry at all.

467
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 4: If it had been during my reign.

468
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 7: Seeing you again, I'm very proud. I'm very proud that

469
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 7: they let me into their club.

470
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 5: Shipped you back, shipped you back in a body bag

471
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Speaker 5: to the owl shop New Haven Staples.

472
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 7: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look you're younger than.

473
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not the only one who grew up just

474
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 5: next door to a famous institution of learning. Oh wait

475
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 5: a minute, is that that's where did you grow up?

476
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 5: I'm new Haven County baby, What sick game?

477
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 7: Have I been tricked into? Again by Harvard. You're telling

478
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 7: me that we're like Chris Cross, were like alternate timeline brothers.

479
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 7: I grew up around Harvard, you grew up around Yale.

480
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 7: Then we switched it something like that. I don't know.

481
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 7: I don't care for that. The point is, Sean m

482
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 7: how old are you? Seventeen? Eighteen years old? Nineteen six? Right,

483
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 7: you're you're yeah, you're yeah.

484
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 4: M hmm.

485
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 7: I'm a little older than you are. You know, I'm

486
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 7: practically a walking corpse. And I've had two children who

487
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 7: are now adults. Practically one is legally you're yeah, they're

488
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 7: really old, and the other right one is thirty seven.

489
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 7: Our daughter is thirty seven. She's doing great. He's running

490
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 7: a media company in Saskatchewan. Our son is Our son

491
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 7: is fifteen. Kind of a surprise baby, big age gap.

492
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 7: You and I are watching television movies on TV every night,

493
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 7: and every night I let him choose what to watch,

494
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 7: even though I would like to watch some things that

495
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 7: I want to watch. I let him choose because he's

496
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 7: disappearing before my eyes. So it's like, okay, son I

497
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 7: Claudius again. Point is you have the true story. Point

498
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 7: is we've watched together three times. I don't know why

499
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 7: he loves that show so much. I mean, it's great,

500
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 7: incredible acting. Ie Claudius, I recommend it. Also recommend the

501
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 7: podcast Ipotius where me and Elliott Kalin from the Flophouse

502
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 7: podcast watch every episode of I Claudius.

503
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 4: That was my wow scene.

504
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 7: Third watch through. Yeah, damn always point is sean true

505
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 7: true fuck got too many things? Too many things keep

506
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 7: track of. People are like writing down. People are writing

507
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 7: down on their stan On notebook. What are all the

508
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 7: things that he's plugged so far? Areas of my Expertise

509
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 7: Daily Show with John Stewart, that's over? Why did it

510
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 7: even mention it? I'm a MAC versus I'm a PC.

511
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 7: I'm too young to even know what that is. I

512
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 7: don't care that Justine is doing as Yeah, right exactly,

513
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 7: Judge John Hodgman podcast That's for Weird Dads. No, he

514
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 7: didn't even mention these other books dick Town on Hulu?

515
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 7: Did I mention that my animated show with David Reese

516
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 7: on Hulu Dicktown always be plugging Dot Lee Slash, d

517
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Speaker 7: I c K t Own, Dick.

518
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 4: Down and then the masculinity again, that's right?

519
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 7: Compensation right? What I'm saying is yeah, I'm getting to

520
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 7: be kind of an asshole in this show. You know

521
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 7: you brought it. You brought it to me with your

522
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 7: weird anti Yale anti new Haven thing. I've moved on.

523
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 7: I've moved on. I accepted an award from Harvard University.

524
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 7: I went into the belly of the Beast because it

525
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 7: does not matter. You are connected still, you're younger, you

526
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 7: are still connected to that younger self in a way

527
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 7: that is totally natural. I'm not gonna say unhealthy. It's

528
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 7: totally natural that you are still grinding an axe against

529
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 7: the owl shop, the cigar shop in new Haven, New Haven.

530
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 7: Let me tell you, well, I don't want to talk

531
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 7: about it this way because it's your home. Great pizza.

532
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 7: That's all gonna say. Great, that's all I'm gonna say.

533
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 7: But you know, there's a time, there's a time when

534
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 7: you can put this in your Pastuhn, it does not matter.

535
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 7: This fight, these old fights don't matter. No.

536
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 5: And it's as I said, And next month, I am

537
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 5: going to be nineteen, and I do feel like at

538
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 5: that point it is time to just sort of put

539
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 5: away childish things.

540
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 4: So to speak.

541
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 5: And I do believe I will stop bringing up my

542
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 5: incredible college experience in the castle where where I would

543
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 5: sleep and do rituals.

544
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, tell me more about the rituals in the castle

545
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 7: was I.

546
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 5: Mean, there's not so much to say. It's like, get

547
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 5: into the castle. You've seen it. You go in there, right.

548
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 4: Take a big nap, and then you get some like

549
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 4: eye of newt and like tongue of newt. It's all

550
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 4: new It's really you just get a whole newt.

551
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 5: I don't know why we mentioned it in pieces like this,

552
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 5: because it's really.

553
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 4: Get a new Well.

554
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, look, one thing, one thing Yaley's always appreciated about

555
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 7: Harvard was their responsible use of nose to tail newt butchery.

556
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, no, we don't waste a single piece. No,

557
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 4: that's how That's how it was in the old ways.

558
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 4: You you know, you're not raising a newt just for

559
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 4: the eyes or the newt chops.

560
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 7: But it feels a.

561
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 5: Way they're calling when you go through the ingredients and

562
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 5: you go eye of newt and tongue of newt and

563
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 5: sprinkling of newt's tail atop and you're like, should we

564
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 5: just let's just put the newt in the pot, Like

565
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 5: what this seems stupid, like this is like so long

566
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 5: what we're doing, like you know, and I think that's

567
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 5: part of what you ran into is like your dad

568
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 5: had to pick you up and it's like we're just

569
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 5: doing we're listing every single part like it's.

570
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 7: Not Yeah, that's exactly what was happening. Yeah, that's exactly

571
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 7: what was happening at the Harvard Lampoon Castle. You guys

572
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 7: were listing newt parts. You know, this is the thing

573
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 7: that hurts me. This is the thing that hurts me. Sean,

574
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 7: Please know, you know what happened. You know what happened

575
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 7: to me in that castle. You know the humiliation, you know,

576
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 7: And it's one thing if you're doing it to another

577
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 7: twenty year old or eighteen year old or nineteen year old.

578
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 7: You'll find out what it's like when you grow older.

579
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 7: But it's one thing you're doing it to another teenager

580
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 7: college student, You're doing it to a grown man. It's

581
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 7: like it's a delicious humiliation. And you know everything that

582
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 7: happened in there. And because I respect my honorary membership

583
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 7: of the Harvard Lampud Club, I will not we'll not

584
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 7: reveal in public what happened, even though it's weird and hilarious.

585
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 7: I would make a great story for a podcast, and

586
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 7: you know, yeah.

587
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 5: To me about keeping the secret too as I go,

588
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 5: and that'd be a hell of an episode.

589
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 4: You know. Instead of what.

590
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 7: We're sing we could talk through the second most accessible

591
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 7: episode of Hollywood hand Book, that talking all around it.

592
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 6: But we're not actually doing Hollywood Handbook today. We're doing

593
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 6: a different show, which is we're doing Judge Hollywood Handbook show.

594
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 7: Oh, this is what you tried to start with. Okay,

595
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 7: I apologize, let's roll it back.

596
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 4: That's fine, It's like, you.

597
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 7: Are we recording, now, let's talk. I started, I started recording. Yeah,

598
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 7: let's go.

599
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 6: You have this show. It's on Maximum Fun. We have Jesse.

600
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 6: Jesse's been here. This is like, we have relationships with

601
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 6: this network, but we've never had Jesse. John Hodgman on

602
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 6: the show before.

603
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 7: Jesse Thorn has been on this on this podcast.

604
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 6: Just yeah, very famous episode and Seawan was not on

605
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 6: And this is like a little bit.

606
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 5: Of a probably most a lot of people's favorite episode.

607
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 5: So at the time was the only one I hadn't appeared.

608
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 7: On Parallel Parallel Lives because I didn't know that my

609
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 7: co host of my podcast, Judge Seahn Hodgman podcast was

610
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 7: on your podcast when Shawn wasn't on the podcast. This

611
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 7: is some this is some co host fuckery going on.

612
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 4: And I also wasn't done your podcast at the same time.

613
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you that would have been good chriss cross the

614
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 7: two ivys, we could have called it.

615
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 5: But somehow, yes, somehow, the Hayesman and Jesse you know,

616
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 5: conspired to leave us both out of the loop.

617
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 7: Well weird, okay, and.

618
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: So we had Jesse but on this show.

619
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Speaker 6: Well, let's talk about what's the format of Judge John Hodgman,

620
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 6: because we actually have their issues. John, were like, we

621
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 6: just went independent. We have this like new network now

622
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 6: it's like just like and a few other shows. There

623
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 6: are some simmering tensions that I think would be great

624
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 6: for you. Yeah, to help us, okay, work out, help

625
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 6: us lit it. We want this to be this a

626
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 6: thriving enterprise going into the future. We want to like

627
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 6: get some of the issues that we're facing right now

628
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 6: as a company. We iron these out like your brim right,

629
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 6: and we and we were able to move past and

630
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 6: move forward grow from them.

631
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 7: Right.

632
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 6: Good to talk about your show and how you you

633
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 6: litigate real life disputes for people.

634
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 7: My show is called Judge John Hodgman, though after this episode,

635
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 7: I'm thinking about changing Judge John Grudgeman. Wow, because I

636
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 7: hold so many grudges. Yeah, I didn't realize it. I'm

637
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 7: learning a lot. Thank you.

638
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 4: Would you change your name? Would you change the art

639
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 4: and everything the key art?

640
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 7: Would I change my legal name? Of course? Not a liar.

641
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 7: If I changed the name the podcast, I'll change my

642
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 7: legal names. I have to renew my passport anyway, so

643
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 7: it's no better time than now, no better time change

644
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 7: the art. I would change everything up, but it's a show.

645
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 5: About I got to renew mine too. Do you want

646
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 5: to set that up? Imagine me and you renewing.

647
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 7: Our passports together as pals. Just Yale and Harvard together

648
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 7: at last. Buddy Buddy comedy Boy one. When one Yale

649
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 7: man and one Harvard man go to a after the pandemic,

650
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 7: go to a federal building.

651
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 6: It should be buddy buddy comedy. Usually they just say

652
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Speaker 6: buddy comedy. But there's yeah, there's just one buddy.

653
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Speaker 4: It's like, no way. Every time I watch there's too

654
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Speaker 4: there are buddy comedy.

655
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Speaker 7: Buddy Buddy comedy Uh, yeah, we're handcuffed together. That'd be good.

656
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 7: But the point is John Judge Jodgman Grudged Town USA

657
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 7: is a podcast about grudges. People call in using technology

658
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 7: to present each two sides of a grudge, a dispute,

659
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 7: a fight that they are having, usually in their household,

660
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 7: using usually about how people wash dishes, sometimes about philosophical

661
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Speaker 7: issues like whether or not a machine gun counts as

662
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Speaker 7: a robot mm hmmm, whether a hot dog is a sandwich,

663
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Speaker 7: But mostly it's about roommate stuff, whether it's a game, cookie, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: should I get a Should I get Crackerie got cracker

665
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Speaker 7: in it?

666
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Speaker 4: Graham Cracker.

667
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 7: I'm I I know it's a It's a cracker, not cookie.

668
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 7: Sweet sweet cracker.

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Speaker 4: The way it's baked, it sounds like a cookie to me.

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Speaker 7: It used gram Flower. Never mind, I don't want to

671
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Speaker 7: go into the history of gram Flower anyway.

672
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Speaker 4: Okay, it's kind of your job. But now, is this

673
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Speaker 4: the little piece of brand?

674
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Speaker 5: Is that just reminded me of a dispute that we've

675
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 5: been having on this show for years. Heys really me

676
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 5: into saying that it's a cookie, But in my heart,

677
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 5: I still think it's a cracker.

678
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Speaker 6: This is a viral uh, a question that we're trying

679
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Speaker 6: to get out there, which is a graand cracker a cookie.

680
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Speaker 4: We haven't figured out how.

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Speaker 6: To even when it does get discussed right, okay, and

682
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Speaker 6: you know among people on social media, which almost never

683
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 6: happened so far, we haven't figured out how to like

684
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Speaker 6: connected back to us that like we thought of it.

685
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're trying to create a viral internet question. A

686
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Speaker 7: lah is a hot that people will fight about endlessly.

687
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but some way to be like, you know, connected

688
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Speaker 4: back to right.

689
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 7: And right and link it back to your brand, ye, yeah,

690
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 7: to get somenction out of it. Okay.

691
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 6: And so far people have not been discussing it, have

692
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 6: not been arguing about this, which in a way is

693
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 6: like a good thing because we haven't figured out how to.

694
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Speaker 4: No, we've gotten actually a lot of trial runs at this.

695
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 5: You know, it's been lucky somehow people have missed the

696
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 5: episodes where we've discussed it, so it hasn't really caught fire.

697
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 4: On the internet. Yet.

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Speaker 5: But right, I think once we once we kind of

699
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Speaker 5: sort out the best way to associate ourselves with it,

700
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Speaker 5: this thing's gonna well.

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Speaker 7: I don't think you guys want my advice on this,

702
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 7: because this is a branding question in my brand is funny.

703
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Speaker 6: You never would you put cheese on a gram cracker.

704
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Speaker 7: You would never put cheese on a Gram cracker?

705
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 6: No, okay, but you'd put cheese on every other cracker,

706
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Speaker 6: which to me.

707
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Speaker 4: Says I wouldn't put ches.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So how you're dealing with actually an unreasonable man.

709
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 4: But but I'll.

710
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 7: Tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

711
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 7: I wouldn't put cheese on an oyster cracker. That would

712
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 7: be clam chowder is basically cheese. That would be tedious

713
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 7: and uh and hard to balance.

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00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 4: It's basically cheese cheese soup.

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00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 7: It's a sweet, crummy cracker. I understand, Like, wait, what

716
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 7: about those crackers?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 5: Is that have like the little raisin like cooked into

719
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 5: them and everything?

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Speaker 4: You know? But I put I put bre on that

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Speaker 4: for sure. I don't like it. See do you see this?

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Speaker 4: Do you see the potential of this?

723
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Speaker 7: I thought you were gonna keep talking about this. It's

724
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 7: gonna say, Kevin, can you say skull and bones? So

725
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 7: I can get out of here for a little while

726
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 7: let these guys fight it out.

727
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,479
Speaker 4: But this is so But this is actually isn't great

728
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Speaker 4: that you.

729
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Speaker 7: Should come on judge John Hodgman.

730
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Speaker 4: We're doing the show right now.

731
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 7: Oh you're taking my show. Oh okay, we are hijacked

732
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 7: me right, Okay. It's like a social media takeover. I

733
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 7: got you.

734
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Speaker 8: Have you tried?

735
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Speaker 4: It's like Tag's account.

736
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 7: So you don't want me to find out you don't

737
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 7: you don't want me to help you figure out how

738
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 7: to get this out there in the world, because what

739
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 7: you're saying is it's been out there in the world.

740
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Speaker 7: No one cares.

741
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Speaker 4: You have figured out.

742
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Speaker 6: You still care to monetize these grievances, like you you're saying, okay,

743
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 6: even you saying the hot dog is a sandwich debate

744
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 6: that is a plug for your podcast, and people go

745
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 6: over there and you're standing there taking tickets and just

746
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Speaker 6: like and and exchanging tickets for cash.

747
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Speaker 7: You want people to be talking about, is a gram

748
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 7: cracker a cracker or a cookie? Yes, and immediately think

749
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Speaker 7: Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 6: I got that's the ultimate goal, But I don't. I

751
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 6: don't see getting.

752
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 7: Hollywood Handbook home of the gram cracker question.

753
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 5: But yeah, that we need them to smash that subscribe button.

754
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 5: So so like, ultimately that's got to somehow be the

755
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 5: direct result of them wondering if this cracker is a cookie.

756
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 6: But again, we have other I have plenty of other

757
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 6: stuff that I want to litigate today. Should we just

758
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Speaker 6: go down the list and you just lieh?

759
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 7: I think we can move on from.

760
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Speaker 4: Okay, cracker. This is a grievance that I have with

761
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Speaker 4: Chef Kevin.

762
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Speaker 7: Okay.

763
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 6: Yesterday at three oh seven PM, I sent him a saying, sorry,

764
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 6: remind me what we're recording tomorrow morning, and he responds,

765
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 6: Chef Kevin responds, and he responded right away. I wanted, like,

766
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 6: this is his credit? I just start like, you know,

767
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 6: like he got right back to me. Wow, is being fair?

768
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 6: He responds to me one character, one character, which is

769
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Speaker 6: the number nine. So I say my question was, yeah, sorry,

770
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Speaker 6: remind me what we're recording tomorrow morning, nine.

771
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 4: And what my producer responds with is the number nine.

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Speaker 7: This is the person who's behind the scenes, supposed to

773
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Speaker 7: keep things going.

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00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 4: Supposed to keep things going.

775
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, well you're while you're out there live on the mic,

776
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 7: being alive and vulnerable to the moment. Yes, Chef Kevin

777
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 7: is supposed to be holding it down.

778
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 4: Out here, which I have been and we've invested.

779
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 7: Chef Kevin, I'll get back to you in a moment.

780
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 7: All your your side of the story, please order, no

781
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 7: reply necessary.

782
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 4: Thanks. Okay, So he talks like a real judge on

783
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 4: the show. So this is good to know for when

784
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 4: we start.

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00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 5: Actually, just a.

786
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 7: Little heads up codmenu at maximum fund dot org. That's

787
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 7: where you submit cases. If you submit a case or

788
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 7: a comment and I say this is great, you don't

789
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 7: need to email. Thank you? Better you want to get email.

790
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 7: I don't need Hodgmen at maximum fund dot or special

791
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 7: email address.

792
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 4: But what about all your other business? Don't you need one? Like?

793
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Speaker 4: Don't you want one that's like questions for judge?

794
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 7: Oh yeah. Also, there's my brand as Fucked at maximum

795
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 7: fun dot org.

796
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 6: It just feels like too much is going to be

797
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 6: coming into the main hot.

798
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 7: It's the main Hodgmen at maximum fund dot questions about.

799
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Speaker 4: The also part of your Fucked brand, part.

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Speaker 7: Of my vacation land True Stories from Painful Beaches, a

801
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 7: book by John Hodgman, followed up by Medallion Status, also

802
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 7: with some main content in it. And by that I

803
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 7: mean the state of main Look, Kevin, just if I

804
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 7: say something, you don't have to say thank you back.

805
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 7: All right, you're just slowing the flow. Go ahead. What

806
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 7: what was the problem? What does nine even mean?

807
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 6: And again, this is someone this is what I'm saying.

808
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 6: We've invested a we're an independent company now, Kevin is

809
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 6: the is an employee of this company.

810
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 4: Nine.

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Speaker 6: We'll see him throwing into my face how many figures

812
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 6: he makes in this endeavor?

813
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 7: WHOA?

814
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 4: So wow?

815
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 6: This is And this is something that he he likes

816
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 6: to when we're talking to him. He likes to like

817
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 6: count off on his fingers very slowly, and it's like

818
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 6: I'm talking to you and that, like he gets to

819
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 6: nine and he's like, oh, okay.

820
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Speaker 7: He's doing it.

821
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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 7: He's doing it in the in the zoom, I can

823
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 7: see him counting. Hey, Kevin, you make sure I have

824
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 7: a question for you. What what the hell does nine mean?

825
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 7: What were you trying to convey?

826
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Speaker 2: I'm glad you ast judge every single week for like

827
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Speaker 2: seventy five weeks. The day before the recording, Hayes text me,

828
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Speaker 2: what time is tomorrow's recording?

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Speaker 4: My muscle memory? Saw you have a text from mister Hayes? Okay, yeah,

830
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Speaker 4: muscle memory.

831
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't really have much memory of when you

832
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Speaker 6: ever even had muscles.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but I

834
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Speaker 1: actually do so.

835
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Speaker 7: You made a mistake. Count how many muscles do you have?

836
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Speaker 7: Counting them out with your hands? You say, what name

837
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Speaker 7: nine of your muscles to my brain? H one that

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Speaker 7: I shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I was told I can't talk about anymore on the

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Speaker 1: podcast delt.

841
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Speaker 7: My delts. You can't talk about your delts anymore? Got

842
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 7: those hot delts?

843
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: My peach, which I counting with.

844
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Speaker 7: Your hands like I like you. That's your that's your.

845
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Speaker 1: Brain brain delts, each peach, each peach.

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Speaker 4: That's four.

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00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 7: That's four.

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Speaker 1: One that I was told I can't talk about on

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Speaker 1: the odd any zoom publicly? Okay, my horn, my ears,

850
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: because listening is my greatest attribute.

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00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 7: Not a messle, it's an organ. Okay. I'll allow it, though,

852
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 7: because I want to get you.

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00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: You don't see the way I listen.

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00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 7: I don't. I definitely don't see the way you listen

855
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 7: because I don't have synesthesia. My my senses are separate.

856
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 7: I do not. I do not see things with my ears,

857
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 7: or hear things with my eyes, or or perceive you

858
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Speaker 7: color his words.

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00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 4: The way he does it. His ears kind of they swell,

860
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Speaker 4: they become too mess and oh.

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00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 7: Really they start blood and gorged ear lobes. Yeah, sweet,

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00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 7: and my smile, you smile, okay, yeah, very very fetching

863
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 7: smile at seven. Will stop it there. But you can

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00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 7: see you can see here, Kevin, how numbers are used

865
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 7: for different things, to indicate different things. Some of them

866
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 7: are used to indicate time. Some of them are used

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Speaker 7: to count your muscles or the things that you hope

868
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 7: will pass for muscles. Some of them are used as

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Speaker 7: a code. Perhaps you have a list of common answers

870
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 7: to stupid questions that Hayes asks week after week after week.

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Speaker 1: Even when there's a calendar invite that says who's end

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00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: that episode and the guest.

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00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 6: Did not say who it was. It just says Hollywood Handbook.

874
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 6: It's like, I know that's the show now.

875
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah it does, dude, well receipts.

876
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 7: I'm here to tell both of you that I am

877
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 7: the guest never to return. I suspect this week. I mean,

878
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 7: I'm I'm happy to come back, but I've the grudge.

879
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 7: Man is I think maybe burn some bridges here today.

880
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 7: That's okay, because quoth the dough Boys, Judge Jodge Mogman

881
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 7: can't be bought.

882
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 4: And now he's quoting the dough Boys.

883
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 7: I find in favor of Hey.

884
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 5: People are actually sick of hearing about the dough Boys

885
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 5: on this show.

886
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 7: What's What's that?

887
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 4: There's like a fan movement to like for us to

888
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 4: not bring up the dough Boys on the show at all.

889
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 6: And we talked about the dough Boys because we need

890
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 6: Patreon subscriptions. And every time you mentioned their name, you

891
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 6: can you can hear the cash register.

892
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 4: You can see me adding another number to my hand. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

893
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 4: I got Okay, that's great.

894
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 7: So I find favor I find in favor of Hayes

895
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 7: because the text itself well an understandable mistake, was itself

896
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 7: not clear If you had said nine am, Hayes would

897
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 7: have known it was a mistake. Instead, it was just.

898
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 4: Nine nine nine movie remember this, like the movie nine

899
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 4: with the little guys.

900
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 7: There's just too many interpretations you could have been. It

901
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 7: was cryptic and weird and felt a little bit like

902
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 7: you were a serial killer.

903
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 4: Next, uh grievance And we can through these, uh quick,

904
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 4: we have I have I have one actually I'd like

905
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 4: to bring up.

906
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 5: So this one is this is actually a grievance that

907
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 5: I have with Chef Kevin.

908
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 7: Okay, good.

909
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 5: So sometimes we have to like share screen, like we'll

910
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 5: have to like watch like a movie teaser or something

911
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 5: so that we have more content. And it's not us talking,

912
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 5: it's just us like playing something and looking at it.

913
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 5: And when we do that, Chef Kevin can't make our

914
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 5: faces big, but our other producer can make our faces big,

915
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 5: and sometimes.

916
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 4: People are mad.

917
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 5: Face is so small we can't even see us, and

918
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 5: no one else can see us either, And don't get

919
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 5: smart with me, judge on Hodgmen and say like that

920
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 5: that's actually lucky for everyone. But so you know, our

921
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 5: other producer can do it, and uh and Kevin can't,

922
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 5: and that seems like it's mean.

923
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 6: Especially because we released the video, not of this episode

924
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 6: and necessarily but uh no.

925
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 7: I am, I am certain you will not release this

926
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 7: episode at all, so great.

927
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 4: But of our bonus content.

928
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 6: We do release our bonus content on video, and that's

929
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 6: another tier of monetization that doesn't necessarily require extra work.

930
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 6: We're doing the same stuff. It's just like a it's

931
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 6: just a new version of it. And when they're so small,

932
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 6: what do people have to to look at and salivate over.

933
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 7: Right right, Kevin, what's your what's your response to this,

934
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 7: because it seems like it seems like you should. I

935
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 7: have two questions for you, Kevin. Why can't you make

936
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 7: why can't you make them bigger? And that's really more

937
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 7: than one question, because it's like, why can't you make

938
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 7: their faces bigger? And why can't you, as the producer

939
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 7: make the show bishop monetize it more?

940
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 4: What is this?

941
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 6: What is this downsizing? Am watching experiencing pain? Alexander pain?

942
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're you're really sending them sideways.

943
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 5: I'm about to Kristen wig out because I'm getting downsizing.

944
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 4: And it's causing me.

945
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 7: Pain, like like Paine Whitney Gymnasium at Yale University.

946
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 4: Listen, Kevin, I'm about to body slam you on the

947
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 4: wrestling Matt Damon.

948
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: The answer is, actually, I'm glad you brought this up because.

949
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 7: I'm I'm about I'm I'm I'm about to hit you

950
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 7: in your crystal skull like Indiana Jones and the and

951
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 7: the Secret of the Super Crystal Skulls that shop in

952
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 7: the Linonian and Brother's Room at Sterling Memorial Library at

953
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 7: Yale University.

954
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 6: Kevin imagine if I was under Paine had gotten his

955
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 6: hands on that movie.

956
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 7: It definitely would have been an omaha, Kevin, why can't

957
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 7: you make their heads bigger?

958
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you know the reason Andy can do this

959
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 1: is he's using two computers at the same time. I

960
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: don't have that type of privilege. I only have one.

961
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 7: Com You make an nine figure salary. The boy should.

962
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: Give me a second computer, and I could. This is

963
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 1: a it was a work expense. If they give me

964
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: a second laptop, I can share screen and customize the size.

965
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: Andy works for Disney. They're throwing laptops at him, and

966
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: so he can do whatever he wants with the size.

967
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: All right, Just the old man of meager means I can't.

968
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm just working with what I have.

969
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 7: My recommendation to you, Kevin is go over to Andy's

970
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 7: house when the Disney truck comes over to throw laptops

971
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 7: at him, grab one and run until then if you

972
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 7: guys want Unless Kevin is lying, and it could be

973
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 7: if this is the technical problem, you guys want your

974
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 7: heads nice and big, and he needs an extra laptop

975
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 7: to do it, that's a business expense. You gotta you

976
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 7: gotta keep your employees up to date with all the

977
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 7: latest tech. You gotta buy him another laptop, so this

978
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 7: or you got to give him one to use until

979
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 7: you fire him, then you take it back.

980
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 6: And he's this is the this is the game, right that,

981
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 6: Like we're watching the game uh, and in action, which

982
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 6: is Kevin. Kevin's current laptop has uh basically like the

983
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 6: government has put on it. I mean visually, it's like

984
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 6: a boot that they put on your car's tire because

985
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 6: of some of the stuff that he's been doing on there.

986
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 7: Oh I say, oh I see.

987
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 6: And so like it lets him do some like very

988
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 6: basic tasks, lets him do some word process, but even

989
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 6: what he's been doing with that is like really not

990
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 6: except not.

991
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 4: All the letters are available to him.

992
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 7: Right, And Kevin probably can't go over to Andy's house

993
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 7: to catch one of those Disney laptops because he's got

994
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 7: an ankle bracelet on zoom and.

995
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 4: Andy's house is just outside his range.

996
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, Wowklet's well, I know, all right, And he counted

997
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 7: with the two fingers. Good job, Kevin staying on brand.

998
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 7: Staying on brand a thumb and an index finger to

999
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 7: count him to ankle brace it's ah, and so this

1000
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 7: brings us to count reference.

1001
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 6: You got me another you watch with your adult children

1002
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 6: that we do. This is another thing we want to address.

1003
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 6: This is agreements with with I guess this isn't really

1004
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 6: not about Chef Kevin specifically. This is kind of with

1005
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 6: me and Sean. Between me and Sean, Uh, we don't

1006
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 6: really want to do this show anymore because of all

1007
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 6: the issues that we're that we're having with Chef Kevin.

1008
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you're saying Chef Kevin is gonna be the

1009
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 7: end of this show.

1010
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 4: This one in particular. Yeah, I thought I.

1011
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 7: Was gonna be the death knell of this show.

1012
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 5: Oh, you're not helping, but it's actually it was so

1013
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 5: fucked from the time you even stepped into the stadium here, like,

1014
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 5: there's not really a lot.

1015
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 4: You could have done to save it or kill it.

1016
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 4: But we haven't even gotten into the merch situation, which.

1017
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 7: Is, yeah, like, let's get into the merch.

1018
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 6: That the logos off center on the mug, it's way

1019
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 6: too low.

1020
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 4: On or too high either one or the other.

1021
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 6: On the phone case, and the hole for the camera

1022
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 6: in the phone case is actually cutting off some of

1023
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 6: the logo. This is all Kevin's. These were his creative

1024
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 6: designs that he did on devian Art.

1025
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 5: And when I told him about the phone case thing,

1026
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 5: he was like, well, if you had a different phone,

1027
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 5: that wouldn't happen because it would have a small shot.

1028
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: Has like an iPhone fourteen. And it's like, oh, it

1029
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: looks like.

1030
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 4: Crap on my collar. Boys, like two generations back, hang

1031
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 4: on order in this cord please, And you're seeing the

1032
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 4: sweater that's that.

1033
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 6: That sweater is new merch and I'm looking at and

1034
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 6: the collar is like kind of cinched.

1035
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, the collar's puckering. That was Kevin's choice. So one

1036
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 5: of the things he wanted to feel like the color.

1037
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 4: Was kissing him, kissing.

1038
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 7: His neck muscle, all the muscles in his neck.

1039
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.

1040
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 7: One of the things that I don't understand is let

1041
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 7: me see the let me see the logo again, Kevin.

1042
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Hayes.

1043
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 7: He said he did this on deviant Art. But for

1044
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 7: some reason, there isn't a pregnant sonic the hedgehog on it.

1045
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 7: I'm not sure why that's a problem in and of itself.

1046
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 4: What is that?

1047
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 7: What is that logo supposed to? What's your brand identity? There?

1048
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 6: It's a so that's a basketball with a play button

1049
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 6: on it, which I guess is like, we have another

1050
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 6: show that's about basketball, and I guess you hit the

1051
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 6: play button to like play the show. And so I

1052
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 6: guess it's like trying to teach people how to do

1053
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 6: the podcast. But really, for Kevin, it's about people. It's

1054
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 6: it's him hoping that people will come up and poke.

1055
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 7: Poke is his middle chest muscle. Yes, right, First of all,

1056
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 7: that's not healthy.

1057
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 4: In the day, and he want you. He wants a

1058
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 4: zenoid process touched.

1059
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 7: I would say, if you're not happy with your merch,

1060
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 7: throw it to the fans. Throw it to the fans.

1061
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 7: Let them design the merch.

1062
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 4: Okay, we make it.

1063
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 7: Make it a contest. Yeah, you know what I mean.

1064
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 4: And in terms of this, we'll definitely get a lot.

1065
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 7: More pregnant Sonic the Hedgehogs if you throw it to

1066
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 7: the fans.

1067
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 6: Well, the back of the sweater is Sonics. You see

1068
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 6: the basketball on the front. The back is like a

1069
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 6: view of Sonic from behind, and you can tell, like

1070
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 6: from his arms that he's kind of.

1071
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 7: Like, don't I don't need to see that again?

1072
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like the idea is that the basketball is actually Sonics.

1073
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 5: It's also what I mean not something we want to

1074
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 5: get into too much and on this show. But I

1075
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 5: don't think we want to be associated with Sonic at

1076
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:53,240
Speaker 5: all at this point. It is, after all, the movie

1077
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,280
Speaker 5: that killed more people than any other film in human history.

1078
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 5: It was the most popular movie in the country for

1079
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 5: multiple weeks prior to the coronavirus lockdown, and is in that.

1080
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 4: Since probably the most responsible super spreader for all.

1081
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 7: Of zero ground zero in the United States. People got

1082
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 7: to see So.

1083
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 5: It's like, if people had fun at the movie, good,

1084
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 5: I'm happy for them. I don't necessarily think our show

1085
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 5: should be that's so cool.

1086
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 4: If they had a way to go.

1087
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 7: You don't want to be associated with that, I understand.

1088
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I got got to go.

1089
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 4: Fast to the hospital. And so you see what this

1090
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 4: asking if he can all.

1091
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 7: Right, hang on, I'm just gonna preemptive rule against Kevin

1092
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 7: for that one.

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00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 4: We are so I was.

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00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 6: That's all we have to figure out is what kind

1095
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 6: of new show to do. We have to do a

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00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 6: show that Kevin is legally not allowed to be present

1097
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 6: for like that kind of discussion. There's certain in the

1098
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 6: same way that like the government has a boot on

1099
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 6: his laptop, there are certain kinds of conversations that Kevin

1100
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 6: is not to be present for, and so for us

1101
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 6: we can do wants to do a murder show.

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00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 4: I want to do some murder show. It just seems

1103
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 4: like that's easy.

1104
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 7: Could be interpreted a lot of different ways. Can you

1105
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 7: be a little more specific about what a murder show is?

1106
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 7: Is a show about murders?

1107
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1108
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 7: Or is it you murdering people?

1109
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,439
Speaker 4: Well, if we run out of murders, then like, yeah,

1110
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 4: we probably would have.

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00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 7: To do some Why isn't there a thing about a

1112
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 7: thing about a show about a serial killer podcast by

1113
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 7: a serial killer who's secretly a serial killer Dexter, but

1114
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 7: doing a true crime podcast to create more to create

1115
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 7: more episodes, that's how he gets should.

1116
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 5: Do that, and we'll do a true crime We'll do

1117
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 5: the Dexter true crime podcast where we're investigating crimes that

1118
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 5: we ourselves have committed.

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00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 7: Let me tell you, I've listened to a lot of podcasts.

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00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 7: No one as that Leopold and Low vibe that you

1121
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 7: two have double murder.

1122
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 5: So that's so kind, that's really.

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00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 7: Absolutely It's like Alfred Hitchcock's rope up in here to

1124
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 7: college graduates thrill killing for fun? You got a body

1125
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 7: in the You got a body in the trunk, wrapped up,

1126
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 7: tied up in rope. You want to see if Jenny

1127
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 7: Stewart can figure out who did it? See both of you,

1128
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 7: good job, love it.

1129
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 5: So that is my idea. Hayes wants the show to

1130
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 5: be sex advice. These are both things that Kevin would

1131
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 5: not legally be allowed to even participate in from a

1132
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 5: listening perspective, so we would essentially frozen.

1133
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 4: Courts would force.

1134
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 5: Him out as producer if we were doing sex advice

1135
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:46,959
Speaker 5: or murder now.

1136
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 7: He'd have to he'd have to wear bracelets on not one,

1137
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 7: but two ears whenever this podcast came on.

1138
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 4: Two bulbous pulsating ears.

1139
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 7: Two mess what what was the name of your sex

1140
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 7: a podcast?

1141
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: Be?

1142
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 7: To message ears, you're bonus.

1143
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 6: It would probably be uh, probably be like time to

1144
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,439
Speaker 6: have sex or something.

1145
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 7: Right, So your podcast would be something liable if it's

1146
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 7: for people to listen to, like when they are when

1147
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 7: they are deciding to have sex, or it is you

1148
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 7: instructing them it is now time to have sex.

1149
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 4: It's during it's during sex.

1150
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 6: Well, it starts with obviously saying okay, like it's it's

1151
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 6: time to like get ready to have sex and like,

1152
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 6: and then it guides them through the process like as

1153
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 6: it's as it's happening.

1154
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 7: What you should do is, when you're talking about sex

1155
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 7: throughout the podcast, you say, you give the listeners a

1156
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 7: heads up. Okay, listeners in Omaha Alexander Payne territory, it's

1157
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 7: time to have sex. Everyone else hold off. That's right,

1158
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 7: foreign listeners. Time you're in and if you're on Greenwich

1159
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 7: mean time. Currently, it's time to have sex and just work.

1160
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 4: I see you inching over to start having sex and

1161
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 4: hang time.

1162
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 7: Yet it's not time yet, not time yet. I know

1163
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 7: that you're listening to us talk about earboners is making

1164
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 7: you want to have sex, but it's not time yet.

1165
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 7: Hang on, wait a minute, I'm getting word. Uh Brookline

1166
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,919
Speaker 7: Massachusett's time to have sex this year.

1167
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 5: My thing is, I'm not sure we couldn't do that

1168
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 5: while we're also committing crimes.

1169
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Do we have to choose? I guess yeah too.

1170
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 7: Great tastes that go great together. So do you have

1171
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 7: to choose? M I see it?

1172
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 8: M huh.

1173
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 4: Look at his face. Look at this, Look at Kevin,

1174
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 4: Look at this Kevin.

1175
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,960
Speaker 7: I'm isn't allowed to even Kevin, turn up, turn their screen,

1176
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 7: turn your screen off. You can't see this with your

1177
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 7: eye ears legally, there we.

1178
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 5: Go and look at him ass sick Dracula drawing becomes

1179
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 5: his face six.

1180
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 7: Six seven muscle Dracula. Don't care for it.

1181
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 4: Let's see what the image we were seeing before.

1182
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 7: And it's weird because like you could just start a

1183
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 7: podcast and not hire him, but you're saying that you

1184
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 7: have some weird.

1185
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 5: We're trying to make that he can't work his way

1186
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 5: in because we thought where we left ear Wolf, that

1187
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 5: we were leaving him behind.

1188
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 4: You're leaving him somehow. He showed up at the Patreon.

1189
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 7: Did he fly up to your window and scratch on

1190
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 7: it and make you invite him in? Like a nosferatu

1191
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 7: of some kind.

1192
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 6: We did the thing where we shut him in the

1193
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 6: room and we uh like put all the boards against

1194
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 6: the door with the hammer and stuff, and then we

1195
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 6: were like, uh, pass me the the the new nails

1196
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 6: or something, and his hand hand reaches that and like

1197
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 6: passes us the nails.

1198
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, we went, thanks, Oh, sure exactly, that's what Kevin.

1199
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 7: You scared me. Let me go into the bathroom and

1200
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 7: put some water on my face. In front of this

1201
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 7: mirror again.

1202
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1203
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 7: Uh in any case, yeah, I don't think you know what?

1204
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 7: Do them both?

1205
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 4: Okay? Both just more shows.

1206
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 7: Time to have sex and murder. Okay, well, no problem there, Harvard.

1207
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 4: It's time to go. Yeah, there we go, judge.

1208
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 7: Getting getting the getting the word that it's getting getting

1209
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 7: word here that it's time to wrap it up. Okay,

1210
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 7: all right, interesting passive? What you what was your major

1211
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 7: in Harvard? Passive aggression or just aggression? AGGRESSI aggression my

1212
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 7: mind was.

1213
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 4: The call they called concentrations there.

1214
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 7: Mine was literary theory. So I am an interpreter of

1215
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 7: signs and signals and semiotics of the human body and

1216
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 7: the texts.

1217
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,160
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, No, I studied.

1218
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 7: Bugs entomology, anentomology to bless you, and never I never

1219
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 7: thought about that. Yeah, it's anentomology, anentomology because all all

1220
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 7: bugs are ants technically, you know what I mean?

1221
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1222
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 5: Just is it an ant with a shell? Is it

1223
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 5: an ant with big bee butt and wings? You know,

1224
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 5: it's all some version of an ant.

1225
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 7: The big the big b butt.

1226
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 5: Is it a praying antis? And so you know it's

1227
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 5: ants everywhere? Yeah, the big bee butt?

1228
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 4: What else could I have.

1229
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 5: Well, we're not going to get to the bottom of

1230
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 5: this today. I mean, I'll probably go back to that.

1231
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 7: No, it's a big field anentomology. Yeah, absolutely right.

1232
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 4: By.

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01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:54,960
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