Speaker 1: Second. You know, my childhood best friend was named Lewis.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that name till one day when we
Speaker 1: were playing Ninja Turtles and Lewis wanted Donna Tello to
Speaker 1: use the twin katanas and I told him no, Leonardo
Speaker 1: has the katanas, Donna Tello has the big wooden stick.
Speaker 1: Of course, an argument, so naturally I called the cops,
Speaker 1: and long story short, wasn't allowed to play at Lewis's
Speaker 1: house anymore. But imagine my surprise when I opened up
Speaker 1: my email this morning and so Lewis emailed the show
Speaker 1: for hell back to you, Jack. Did you just get
Speaker 1: out of prison Lewis. Lewis, you're finally ready to apologize
Speaker 1: and admit you were wrong? Or is this a different Lewis?
Speaker 1: I swear I would never mix up what weapons the
Speaker 1: turtles have. Thank you for saying that, Lewis, to mess
Speaker 1: with that, Why can't they interchange them? Though? I mean,
Speaker 1: like they've done all this out of the studio. Some
Speaker 1: questions train for each weapon. Dedicate your life to a weapon,
Speaker 1: you don't just give it to someone else. Now, explaining
Speaker 1: the Ninja Turtles to brook Over, Meanwhile, we don't can
Speaker 1: do hear anything about Louis's date. Lewis, I am sorry
Speaker 1: for Brook. Did you go out with someone who is
Speaker 1: a turtle lover? Apparently like I wish? Oh? What do
Speaker 1: we know about the person you went out with? What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Jamie? Okay, so we met online?
Speaker 1: Beautiful profile picture. Oh so we've been doing this lately
Speaker 1: with all of the people who match through like an
Speaker 1: app or something. Can you pull up her profile? Uh? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did we have to get word on if people enjoyed
Speaker 1: us doing this or not? I think I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that I enjoy it. It does make it feel like
Speaker 1: we're part of like the online date experience with us. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are we going to swipe right? Yeah? Exactly what you
Speaker 1: do the same? Read some of the stuff that's on
Speaker 1: Jamie's profile for us, Lewis, Yeah. So, Uh, Jamie said
Speaker 1: she's five three, she's got long brown hair. She talks
Speaker 1: about being in a dance class, which is great. What
Speaker 1: kind of dance? Um? I don't know, but she she
Speaker 1: is in shape. I like to work out as well.
Speaker 1: Were all those things true when you met up with her?
Speaker 1: Was her hair long and brown? Three? Did you pull
Speaker 1: out the ruler just to make sure. Maybe just a
Speaker 1: measuring app on your phone the point could you stand
Speaker 1: back a little bit further? Okay, all that stuff matched up.
Speaker 1: She she has a dog. I have a dog. That
Speaker 1: was all great. She has listened on here Myers Briggs
Speaker 1: f W the Myers Briggs Personality Test. It like tells
Speaker 1: you what type of person you like. I can't remember
Speaker 1: all the different combinations, but there's a bunch of different combinations.
Speaker 1: You can be interesting. So yeah, I swiped and we
Speaker 1: met up and planned a date. What was it like
Speaker 1: the first time you guys saw each other. We hit
Speaker 1: it off, We got along really well. We had planned
Speaker 1: to grab a drink or two, and then we were
Speaker 1: gonna go on a ghost tour. Oh that's fun. Tell
Speaker 1: us about the ghost tour. What was that about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never been on one with a day before. I've
Speaker 1: been on a couple with friends. But I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: this is fun, and like she gets scared, like you've
Speaker 1: taken multiple ghost tours in your life? Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: why not? Okay, So it was your idea? Was she
Speaker 1: into it? She was totally into it. Yeah, she said
Speaker 1: that sounded great. So I bought the tickets. Then we
Speaker 1: were going to meet up at the pickup spot for
Speaker 1: the Little Bush Ghost Bus. That sounds fun. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: was the highlight of that for you and her? Like
Speaker 1: where you made a connections on the high like like
Speaker 1: did it get spooky or anything on the tour? I
Speaker 1: want to know, was there like any like hugging or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like she got scared and jumped into
Speaker 1: your arms. I would love to say that that was
Speaker 1: the case. But we didn't end up going on the
Speaker 1: ghost tour. Oh oh oh no? Why so like three
Speaker 1: cours the way through the Drink's Ghost Tour starts in
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes and Jamie's like, hey, you don't want
Speaker 1: to be really fun, Let's go see a movie across
Speaker 1: the street instead. I already paid for the ghost tour
Speaker 1: ticket a movie, and I didn't want to be be like, well,
Speaker 1: I already paid, Like no, so I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: she's afraid. I don't know. I didn't want to push
Speaker 1: back too much because I want to pull the Lewis
Speaker 1: move and called the cops on her right there. So
Speaker 1: did you go to the movie instead? Yeah, we went
Speaker 1: to the movie and the movie was fine though ye no, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was it was you know, two hours of us
Speaker 1: just sitting in the dark, and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: like hold hands, like we weren't right at that point yet, right,
Speaker 1: because you'd only had two drinks or a drink beforehand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so exactly. Yeah. So the movie was fine, and then
Speaker 1: the end of the night was just kind of awkward
Speaker 1: because it was like, all right, thanks for a good night,
Speaker 1: we'll talk soon. The whole time, I'm just like, man,
Speaker 1: I wish you would have gone on the ghost tour, right,
Speaker 1: because that's like an experience, it's something you can share together.
Speaker 1: So since then, she'll respond to my text with like
Speaker 1: a couple of words, not really a lot of punctuation,
Speaker 1: and it has been very noncommittal to hang on again,
Speaker 1: and I cannot figure it out. You don't have any idea.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. There are no red flags that
Speaker 1: I can think of. So she only drinks one drink,
Speaker 1: she changes the date right in the middle of it
Speaker 1: and doesn't call you back. It's questionable if she even
Speaker 1: knows who the Ninja Turtles are, Like, why do you
Speaker 1: want to go out with her again? She really hot,
Speaker 1: She is very hot, and like we clicked like on
Speaker 1: all other levels and I'm just like, I do something
Speaker 1: or maybe there's something else I totally missed. But dude,
Speaker 1: maybe her ex boyfriend is a ghost and she's scared
Speaker 1: she was going to run into him. That's the best
Speaker 1: theory that we have so far, but we're going to
Speaker 1: try and confirm it when we play a song. Come
Speaker 1: back and get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 1: All right, Lewis, cool, Thank you, hold one second date.
Speaker 1: You know who says no to a ghost tour a
Speaker 1: real life ghost? Oh, doesn't want to be found out?
Speaker 1: Another theory. Perhaps in the middle of Lewis's date, Jamie said, Nah,
Speaker 1: let's not do the ghost tour that you planned and
Speaker 1: already paid for. Let's instead do a movie and then
Speaker 1: I'll ghost you. Yeah, and that's what happened. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing is that Jamie is hot, so Lewis can't
Speaker 1: just let it go. He wants answers. Brooke, is that
Speaker 1: okay with you? Yeah? I'm fine with it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's weird that you would cancel a ghost tour.
Speaker 1: When did she know that you had already had the tickets.
Speaker 1: I just think that's kind of rude. I mean, we
Speaker 1: had a plan. I don't actually know if she knew
Speaker 1: I had the tickets. Okay, that makes a difference. See,
Speaker 1: that's why you got to pull them out and wave
Speaker 1: them in front of her face so that she knows
Speaker 1: that they're really just an email or a code on
Speaker 1: his phone. Yeah. Well something showed her the evidence. I
Speaker 1: was imagining them on the ghost tour and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my date is getting scared, and then everyone looks at
Speaker 1: him and goes, what date. Okay, that would have been
Speaker 1: a cool moment, but I never went on that tour,
Speaker 1: so it never happened. But maybe we can send you
Speaker 1: out on another ghost tour if we get her on
Speaker 1: the phone. Here, are you ready to do this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go for it. Let's find out if she's real
Speaker 1: or not. I'm down on the number right now. I
Speaker 1: think thank ghost can answer phones. We'll see. Here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: oh ghost. She would have said, Hello, Maybe it's just
Speaker 1: a bad phone connection. Is this Jamie? Hi? Yes? Is
Speaker 1: it Jamie? Hey? Jamie? What's up? You're on the radio
Speaker 1: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you listen? Did I win something? A lot of
Speaker 1: people ask that, Yeah, I like people's positive attitude. A
Speaker 1: lot of stuff away guys. So yeah, we don't usually
Speaker 1: call them up and just give things out for free,
Speaker 1: but we do have something that we want to give
Speaker 1: to you, potentially another date with someone that you went
Speaker 1: out with before named Lewis. Oh wait a minute. Obviously,
Speaker 1: we're doing a second date update with you here, Jamie,
Speaker 1: and we're trying to figure out what happened. What went
Speaker 1: wrong on your date with Lewis? Oh, very very simple.
Speaker 1: We just are in a match. Oh, that's it, that's it?
Speaker 1: Is it something that's really obvious that he should know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I thought we were a match, you know,
Speaker 1: based on his dating profile, but I think, you know,
Speaker 1: he might have stretched the truth a little bit. O Oh,
Speaker 1: like okay, you mean like he lied about his height
Speaker 1: or his weight or something or used an old photo.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, not
Speaker 1: nothing like that. The thing is, like, I thought we
Speaker 1: were both NFPs and it turns out that he's actually
Speaker 1: at Hand of Jay. What did you say he's talking
Speaker 1: about that he's at the NFJ. So are you talking
Speaker 1: about that for I don't know what is it? The
Speaker 1: Briggs personality test? Is that what you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mayer's Briggs, Mayer Briggs. We don't know what the letters
Speaker 1: stand for. Oh my goodness. Okay, well you guys got
Speaker 1: to do it because I mean it's a personality test, right,
Speaker 1: and he has been tested like forever, is so incredibly accurate,
Speaker 1: and it's basically defined to identify a person's strength and preferences,
Speaker 1: right yeah, okay, and it's it's huge in psychology, like
Speaker 1: all of my friends do it. It's often. Do you
Speaker 1: work in psychology? No, no, no, no, but I mean
Speaker 1: everybody puts it on the dating app. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: on dating apps. Then you put it on your dating apps.
Speaker 1: Mebia just didn't understand what it was. I've never seen anything.
Speaker 1: You're single then or whatever it is, so we will
Speaker 1: find amount of your dreams to you put it on
Speaker 1: your dating app. Okay, what's interesting? What's your personality type?
Speaker 1: I am an E NFP that stands for NP. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so basically I am an extrovert. Uh huh okay, not
Speaker 1: the E. The N stands for intuitive, the feeling, and
Speaker 1: the P for perceiving. Okay, so all right, well I'm
Speaker 1: just switching over to another radio station, getting down an
Speaker 1: extroverted emotional person is what I heard. Well perceiving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm very intuitive and I'm very Yes, did
Speaker 1: you have to take a test to find that out?
Speaker 1: So why doesn't that work with him? Because he's an
Speaker 1: E NF J. So because he is a J, which
Speaker 1: is judgmental. You know, they're a structure, Like they're structure
Speaker 1: in a way that they're not flexible. Wait, why are
Speaker 1: you talking about he's not flexible? He told us that
Speaker 1: you switched the date plans in the middle of the
Speaker 1: date and he was cool enough to like go along
Speaker 1: with it. I was testing him because I thought he
Speaker 1: was a P and I thought the reaction of what's
Speaker 1: expecting was like, oh, yeah, sure, let's do it, like,
Speaker 1: you know, be excited about it. And he said he
Speaker 1: was like pushing back, And that's when I realized he's
Speaker 1: definitely a J. Well, he's probably pushing back because he
Speaker 1: paid money already to go on this ghost tour that
Speaker 1: he talked about. You would his idea was more fun. Well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how much money he paid. The point
Speaker 1: is it was just a test to see how flexible
Speaker 1: he was, and he wasn't. So he felt as sorry Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's do a test and find out what happens when
Speaker 1: you put an E NFP with an E n J
Speaker 1: and you get a WTFJ. There we go, I can
Speaker 1: follow now officially, hopefully we got Lewis on the line.
Speaker 1: Lewis you there? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, I hope you
Speaker 1: brother bring your own beer. Yeah, because this is gonna
Speaker 1: be bumpy, right, I don't really know what's going to be.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about being called a j? I
Speaker 1: I am uh angry, I'm a little Oh you're angry. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: we went out on a date and you decided to
Speaker 1: cast me. Oh that's what is a little well, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, white. Wait, you know, if I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: in this to get somebody, I'm not gonna be waiting
Speaker 1: and see somebody right up the bat and see what's compactable.
Speaker 1: If for not, then we move on with our separate lives.
Speaker 1: Not to it that you're telling me that I'm the
Speaker 1: judging person. You are acting kind of j about his
Speaker 1: unwillingness to change. I'm very perceptive though, like how he is.
Speaker 1: So that's why I had a feeling that he was
Speaker 1: a jay, and that's why I pissed him, But you're
Speaker 1: being judgmental about him now for not doing what you
Speaker 1: wanted to do. You were being jay about his being
Speaker 1: j I think more than anything, Like do you really
Speaker 1: want to be with someone who's exactly the same as you? Well,
Speaker 1: that's what the whole test is about, is to find
Speaker 1: a perfect match. And if he's a Jay and I'm
Speaker 1: a Pete, we're not a match. I know that. I mean,
Speaker 1: if it was as easy as science, right, like we
Speaker 1: all would have no one would be single. You would
Speaker 1: have been able to put your name into an algorithm
Speaker 1: and found the perfect person. Like, not everybody's doing the
Speaker 1: test though, I know what. I just think you may
Speaker 1: be missing out. Do you know how many single people
Speaker 1: are here that don't know anything about the tests or
Speaker 1: like don't understand what is going on here? Yeah, someone
Speaker 1: asked you what my love language was, and I was
Speaker 1: like English, Yeah, I'm here to tell him this is
Speaker 1: what they need to do. You're just so hard up
Speaker 1: on the test, Like, I just think you maybe passing
Speaker 1: on on great people. Seem good, dud, spoken like a
Speaker 1: giant bee. Okay, look yeah, Jamie. Clearly Jamie knows exactly
Speaker 1: what she wants from a guy like, that's what she wants.
Speaker 1: And just because Brooke, you're not a fan personally of
Speaker 1: the test doesn't mean that it doesn't work. Well. I
Speaker 1: just want them to be more open. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: rooting for Lewis here, man, I'm just trying to get
Speaker 1: him a second chance. Jeffrey, that isn't that what we're
Speaker 1: supposed to be doing, Lewis? Can you change your personality
Speaker 1: to fit into Jamie's lifestyle? Yeah? Yeah, let me just
Speaker 1: get right to that. Yeah, okay, great because once you do,
Speaker 1: once you finally switch over that jay to a pee,
Speaker 1: then we can send you guys out on a date
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for it. Yeah. You know what, I
Speaker 1: personally think, we're just done with the acronyms. I would
Speaker 1: be fine if I never hurt another one you want
Speaker 1: us to. It's TFU, I get it. Well, it looks
Speaker 1: like we're not going to be able to send you
Speaker 1: guys out on a date. And everybody now, like a
Speaker 1: true I n F J now, oh burn, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It sounded like Brookie Jeffrey in the morning, get a
Speaker 1: lot of people texting into seven eighty five nine two
Speaker 1: saying myers Briggs is the best tool for helping you
Speaker 1: not just with your relationships, but with your friendships, your
Speaker 1: work life. It actually helps you find balance. Has anyone
Speaker 1: in this room done it? No? I thought Myers Briggs
Speaker 1: like a paint company. Yeah, no idea, What I mean
Speaker 1: talking about it sounds like talking about paint time to do.
Speaker 1: I actually went online to try to test myself. After
Speaker 1: an hour of answering questions, it says I'm almost ten
Speaker 1: percent through size. It obviously told us everyone in this
Speaker 1: room is impatient. It's that part of our personality. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to find out which four letters I am
Speaker 1: in forty hours from now. But you know, I think
Speaker 1: she will find somebody out there that's her perfect letter combo.
Speaker 1: It's a real sterile way to find a match. But okay,
Speaker 1: good luck. It's a lot of people are using it, Brooke,
Speaker 1: so we can't hate on everyone. A lot of people
Speaker 1: are still single. But if you don't want to be
Speaker 1: single anymore, we might be able to help you with
Speaker 1: that email. The show We'll call the person wasn't calling
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