1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: Sometimes I forget that my bum bum makes a great wallet. 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: Oh it's a jewel show. And the US Clinical Injury 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 1: Reporting Network just released a study called twenty twenty five 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: Trends and Non Anatomical Object Insertion Requiring a Cute medical Removalway. 5 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: It's basically a report on the most interesting things that 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: Americans got stuck in their trunk in twenty twenty five. 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 2: How does that happen. 8 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 3: Such that there's a. 9 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 2: List, there's a whole list for my keys. Oh, there 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 2: they are. 11 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: What were Americans popping in the pressure cooker for twenty 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: twenty five? And can we do better in twenty twenty six? 13 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 1: We'll tell you what the number one most interesting thing 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: a doctor found where the sun doesn't shine in just 15 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: a second, but let's go over some of the other 16 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: things that doctors found in people's backest of pockets last year. 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 3: It's my favorite part. 18 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 2: How you describe it in the cave? A sandal? What 19 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 2: someone came into the emergency room and have a sandal? 20 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 4: Wrong? 21 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 2: From there? 22 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 3: You know he was in trouble, That's what happened. 23 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 2: He was in big trouble. 24 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 3: Yes, what do you mean. 25 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 2: I'm mad at, real mad at. 26 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 3: That's why that really was up there. 27 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: The doctor is quotas saying that after that, flip flops 28 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: are no longer allowed in the exam room. 29 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 2: Think about that if you're a doctor who has to 30 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 2: remove these things. 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: No, like a doorknob. That's another one of the most 32 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: interesting things. According to the report that was found, I 33 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,199 Speaker 1: see that more than a flip flop. 34 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 3: What why why do you a doorknob? Saying it's a 35 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 3: good idea. I'm just saying it makes a little bit 36 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 3: more sense. 37 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 4: Like as the doctor that's doing this though, this is funny, 38 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 4: This is like comedy. 39 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: I would love to hear those conversations, just like there's. 40 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 2: A doorknob back there. 41 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got got home from the grocery store 42 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: and my hands were full and I didn't know what 43 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: else to do. 44 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 4: Doc, sure broke it. Somebody pushed me into the door. 45 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 4: It wasn't my fault. 46 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 2: I slipped and fell. I slipped and fell. That's always 47 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 2: what they were going over. 48 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 1: A report that was just published called the Non Anatomical 49 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: Object Insertion Requiring a Cute Medical Removal. It's a report 50 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five of the strangest cases of people 51 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: who had things where you shouldn't put things and into 52 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: the emergency room to get them removed a vape pen. 53 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 3: Oh, they're trying to hide that. 54 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 2: They're trying to like some really cool clouds. 55 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: There's some bros getting better like pro you know, you 56 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: plow those big clouds with your mouth, dude, But like 57 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: imagine like. 58 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 2: We're gonna feed your burrito and then we're gonna put 59 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 2: a vapin up there as we all, but you can't 60 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 2: blow wind, bro. 61 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just like the modern version of like 62 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 4: lighting a lighter. 63 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 2: You see what happened? 64 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: It must be Yeah, No, someone else went into the 65 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: emergency room in twenty twenty five with a pair of 66 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: plyers up there. 67 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 2: Oh man, now that's you painful. 68 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 3: You can't rationalize that. 69 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: Why did you stick flyers up there? 70 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 2: They're trying to get the last thing out? Or how 71 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 2: big is that? 72 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: If you're on a construction site and there's no room 73 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: in your tool belt, you stick it in the back 74 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,839 Speaker 1: there and then it just kind of like, you know, disappears. 75 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: It was an accident, total accident. 76 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 2: It does. There's a reasonable explanation. Yeah, exactly, I want 77 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 2: a bingo card. I want to play a lot. They 78 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 2: also found a highlighter. 79 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 3: Okay, it's a little bit more smaller, so that one bored. 80 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 2: This nail box, nail and screws. 81 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: Oh, also one of the items that somebody had to 82 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: go to the EMERGENCYOM last year. 83 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 2: To get removed. Are you okay? 84 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: Wow? 85 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 4: This actually goes like in that area? Are you okay? Afterwards? 86 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 4: I feel I could really hurt your inside. 87 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 3: But see that one. I can't rationalize, but I can 88 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 3: see someone just being in that's the one just a 89 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 3: little freaky. 90 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 2: That's The. 91 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: Doctor who apparently did the surgery was quoted as saying, 92 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,719 Speaker 1: this appeared to be a toolbox situation that got wildly 93 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: out of hands. 94 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 2: The tennis shot afterwards. I'll tell you what. 95 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 1: The number one item they say is the strangest item 96 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 1: that the surgeons had to remove from somebody's compartment. I 97 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: love compartment last year. In just a second, but a 98 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: shampoo model number three? Oh, those are big. It depends 99 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 1: on which brand, and what's the excuse you give the 100 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:58,600 Speaker 1: doctor about that? 101 00:04:58,839 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 2: Just I slipped in the shower. 102 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 3: Got to be what. 103 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: Everything's shiny and manageable back there though. A wine stopper 104 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: was also found. That's number two. I can rationalize you 105 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: get a wine stopper. You can rationalize that one. 106 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 3: Not for myself. I just can see where somebody's head was. 107 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,919 Speaker 3: They all look like things. 108 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 2: You know. 109 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: The number one item that doctors had to remove last year, 110 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: and apparently it was a round around Thanksgiving time, was 111 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: a turkey baster. 112 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 2: You don't have to say anything. 113 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: Who was attending said, I have removed many things in 114 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 1: my career, but this is the first time that I 115 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 1: questioned all Thanksgiving traditions.