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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone.

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Speaker 2: Frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, what's up? Who is this?

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Speaker 2: What's up? Hi? My name is Potekins. I'm calling from

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Speaker 2: cable and I'm responding to a few emails that we've gotten.

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Speaker 2: Is this Jordan's Yeah, what's up? Chicken butt? Sorry about that?

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Speaker 2: Just yoking around here. Okay, I just had some eggs

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Speaker 2: for breakfast, so great thinking about chickens. Got chickens on

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Speaker 2: the brain.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm glad you had eggs for breakfast. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: it has been over several times to fix our Wi

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Speaker 1: Fi and it's still not working. So I need to

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Speaker 1: know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: You know what? You know how they say locally sourced

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Speaker 2: and things like that when you get eggs from a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: A lot of times are you calling from the cable company.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I am, and yeah, sorry about that. I

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Speaker 2: just got chickens on the brain. I just had some

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Speaker 2: delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, o case here, you're having

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Speaker 2: a problem with your WiFi real quick. I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to ask you. You know how they say locally sourced

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Speaker 2: eggs and stuff? Like that, sure, do you know how

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Speaker 2: that happens that they just have chickens? And like, is

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Speaker 2: it just a house down the street that has chickens?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Listen, I'm really sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I don't really care about eggs right now. I

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Speaker 1: just really want my wife I fixed. So can we

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Speaker 1: get to the point.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I

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Speaker 2: wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs or are

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Speaker 2: the humans warm and the eggs?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 2: Please? Sorry? Okay, so you're having some issues with your wife, yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: so tell me about it.

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Speaker 1: You guys are just kept coming over and trying to

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Speaker 1: fix it, and we keep getting pissed off the internet

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Speaker 1: and if I get on, it's just moving. So I

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Speaker 1: can't watch any videos. I can't work, I can't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Gobble's gone on for too long.

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Speaker 2: Gobble gobble, excuse me? Oh, I'm sorry that was out loud.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't a chicken sound. That's a turkey's gobble right

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Speaker 2: in chicken's clock.

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Speaker 1: Can I I'm sorry? Can I speak to someone else

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Speaker 1: about what your manager around?

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Speaker 2: You want to speak to a manager about the chicken stuff?

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Speaker 1: The chicken questions no the Wi Fi.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just

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Speaker 2: get so focused on one fact and I just can't

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Speaker 2: let go. So can you do me a favor If

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Speaker 2: you could google an answer for me, then I could

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Speaker 2: get to move in on to your question.

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Speaker 1: I can't google anything. I told you. Our Wii doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one

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Speaker 2: more time. Sorry about that. I just had breakfast, some

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Speaker 2: delicious eggs, and I just can't stop thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: Can you just let me speak to someone else. I

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Speaker 1: can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 2: Can you give me one more chance?

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Speaker 1: Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what was the problem? So you have you

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Speaker 2: tried pock restarting your pock router for cock? How is

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Speaker 2: that as it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on over there if you're

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Speaker 1: well mentally, But yes, we've restarted the router four hundred times.

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Speaker 1: That's what they asked us every time to do, and

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Speaker 1: it doesn't work. I need to speak with someone who

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Speaker 1: knows what. Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.

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Speaker 2: I'm god meaning to be rude. I'm still sorry. I

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Speaker 2: don't know if I described this to you, but I

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Speaker 2: had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop thinking

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Speaker 2: about them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ing up, you were literally the worst customer service

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Speaker 1: person I have ever encountered. I won't answer a question

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Speaker 1: that I asked. You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Cancel

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Speaker 1: my service? So you know what? You know what for?

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Speaker 1: You cancel my clucking service? Idiot?

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Speaker 2: Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.

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Speaker 2: Is there a way that I can ask you to

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Speaker 2: not talk to my manager and maybe we can I

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Speaker 2: can help you with your issue here with the WiFi.

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Speaker 1: Nope, put me on the phone with your manager.

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Speaker 2: Right, Well, how about I just tell you that your

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Speaker 2: boyfriend Darren say yep for a phone prank? Probably easier?

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Speaker 2: Wait what Yeah, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 2: doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Darren

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Speaker 2: say you up?

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Speaker 1: No, he didn't.

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Speaker 2: It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: He said.

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Speaker 2: You guys just moved in together and you're having trouble

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Speaker 2: with the WiFi, so you wanted me to just frustrate

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Speaker 2: you a little bit more.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I couldn't believe I was talking to

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Speaker 1: someone that's stupid. Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks,