Speaker 1: Quick colexis before the second date starts, tell everyone hello
Speaker 1: in Australian.
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Speaker 1: That must be the reason why we're charting in Australia
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Speaker 2: Let's get to what you can for. It's your second date,
Speaker 2: second date, up date.
Speaker 3: If you see a cute somebody out in the wild,
Speaker 3: I can tell you what animals would do, but it
Speaker 3: might make you blush.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, Sorry, I had to let you out help.
Speaker 3: That's just how love it works in the animal world.
Speaker 2: But that's right.
Speaker 3: With humans, it's a little bit of a different story.
Speaker 3: In general, a lot of guys get too scared to
Speaker 3: approach if they spot an attractive woman out in the wild.
Speaker 2: Well, we are like praying Mantis's.
Speaker 4: Rip a guy's head off right after you're done with us.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's the thing. The fear tends to take over.
Speaker 3: But one of our Listeners says, you found a way
Speaker 3: to conquer that fear by using a game.
Speaker 4: Apparently it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Usually women don't like it when you play games.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it works. So let's welcome Richard
Speaker 3: to the show.
Speaker 4: Richard. How you doing, man?
Speaker 5: Good? How you doing guys?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you a happy guy, Richard coming in?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What's this like game or strategy that you use when
Speaker 3: you approach women.
Speaker 5: Well, it's a familiar game to all of you, I bet,
Speaker 5: but we play it in a different way, me and
Speaker 5: my buddy when we're out, you know, in a public place, yes,
Speaker 5: where we're around gorgeous women or women in general. Okay,
Speaker 5: and what we do is we shoot rock paper scissors, oh.
Speaker 2: To like see who gets to go talk to her
Speaker 2: first or something.
Speaker 5: Whoever loses is the one that has to go and
Speaker 5: strike up.
Speaker 6: About it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: That's actually kind of smart because like either you either way,
Speaker 3: one of you has to approach and like make a move.
Speaker 6: To pick something up, like get off the couch, you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's interesting. I guess that's fun too. So that
Speaker 3: did that happen to you recently?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean, as you might expect. The rejection rate
Speaker 5: is pretty high, but you would also be surprised how
Speaker 5: often it works.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I'm guessing it worked this time since you're.
Speaker 5: On the phone, it does. Yep, exactly. My buddy's paper
Speaker 5: covered my rock and we were at the park one
Speaker 5: day and there was a cute girl just sort of
Speaker 5: sitting on a blanket. Walked over and introduced myself and
Speaker 5: her name is Hannah, and.
Speaker 2: Oh and she liked your paper.
Speaker 5: Hunh Yeah, do take it?
Speaker 4: Do you tell them about the day? Do you say, hey,
Speaker 4: how are you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no. This is between my pal
Speaker 5: of me.
Speaker 4: I was gonna take this And that's the reason.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've done this so many times. Do you
Speaker 1: have a go to opening.
Speaker 2: Line that you use when you lose real Chambeau and
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 5: Approach No, not really use the same line. It's like
Speaker 5: anything else. It just gets tired and you're not into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what'd you say to Hannah?
Speaker 5: I just said, hey, how are you? It's gorgeous out
Speaker 5: and she said in this room.
Speaker 4: Just both swooned at the same time.
Speaker 5: No, weather, I know it's stupid as it is.
Speaker 1: It works, Yeah, but the thing is, it's not a
Speaker 1: line like that's nice. It feels it feels yeah, normal
Speaker 1: and relaxed.
Speaker 4: So were you able to get her number off of that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And we we talked for a little while and
Speaker 5: we set up a dinner date, like a proper date,
Speaker 5: you know, downtown at a nice place.
Speaker 2: Right, how did nice dinner go? That's exciting.
Speaker 5: It went really well. And we were in there for
Speaker 5: like about close to like an hour and a half,
Speaker 5: two hours, I mean, just taking our time, casual conversation,
Speaker 5: and she looks I mean, she's so good. So it's
Speaker 5: one of those things where I wanted to kind of
Speaker 5: prolong the fun for as long as I could, but
Speaker 5: it had to end. So we walked outside and there's
Speaker 5: like one of these live remote TV crews doing, you know,
Speaker 5: person on the street interview stuff.
Speaker 1: In a positive way or at your restaurant just is
Speaker 1: getting shut down?
Speaker 5: For no, I had nothing to do with the restaurant.
Speaker 5: They wanted to ask people about like crime in downtown.
Speaker 4: Have you heard about Rome.
Speaker 5: People playing busted? So they asked me, you know, and
Speaker 5: I'm a bit of a hand, so I was like,
Speaker 5: all right, that's fun.
Speaker 4: You did a TV interview in the middle of your I.
Speaker 2: Did Wow, that's so funny.
Speaker 5: So did my thing, and then we sort of moved
Speaker 5: on from there. I didn't get a kiss. I got
Speaker 5: like a.
Speaker 1: Big hug, really, because you're famous now the interview where
Speaker 1: you're being like dead serious talking about.
Speaker 5: I tried to be sincere, but I'm still trying to
Speaker 5: be lighthearted about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah I could if you're seeing someone do that.
Speaker 3: I don't think the local TV news stations would appreciate
Speaker 3: like a comedian coming on and joking about the.
Speaker 4: Crime in their city, which they would ask me. They
Speaker 4: really should. One time, ratings would go up here that
Speaker 4: Channel seven.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you said you ended with a long hug
Speaker 3: and that seems pretty good. What's happened since then?
Speaker 5: Not a lot. And that's why I'm kind of talking
Speaker 5: to you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you should have used that moment to be like,
Speaker 1: come back to my place. We'll watch the eleven o'clock news.
Speaker 4: Knows how to get people back to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, Jose.
Speaker 5: I need you to come with me and my buddy
Speaker 5: to the party.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right. So have you spoken to her at
Speaker 4: all since then?
Speaker 5: Or no? It's been silent, like no communication.
Speaker 1: Bad.
Speaker 2: Everything, sounds so good. It's a miss I know.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just happy that we have a famous person
Speaker 3: on the phone with us now. To boost the ratings
Speaker 3: of this second date update. We're gonna come back and
Speaker 3: call Hannah for you right after.
Speaker 4: This second date update.
Speaker 3: Who would have thought a little rock scissors paper RSP
Speaker 3: could lead to some t l C.
Speaker 2: It's rock paper scissors even HPV. I don't know, that's.
Speaker 3: A very high get your Yeah, that didn't happen though,
Speaker 3: because they only hugged. They just honked at the end
Speaker 3: of the day. Too many weird acronyms coming together there.
Speaker 4: But I bring it up. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I only bring it up because that's how our listener,
Speaker 3: Richard met Hannah. A game of rock paper scissors led
Speaker 3: to a fancy dinner date that eventually led to a
Speaker 3: TV interview with the local news.
Speaker 2: That's the wildest part man.
Speaker 3: Somewhere along the way, it must have gotten off the tracks,
Speaker 3: because now he's reaching out to us for help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, we never heard like it seemed like you
Speaker 1: enjoyed the TV interview.
Speaker 2: But did she say anything about it?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: She kind of got in on it. I pulled her
Speaker 5: into the interview, and so it was, you know, both
Speaker 5: of us talking to the report.
Speaker 4: So that's good.
Speaker 5: Oh, hug. The hug was after okay.
Speaker 1: All right, walked away in the middle of God, do
Speaker 1: you think that the reporter realized that she was interviewing
Speaker 1: someone that was on a first date?
Speaker 2: Like that's so funny.
Speaker 3: I'm nervous because we're not just calling one famous person,
Speaker 3: We're possibly calling two famous people.
Speaker 4: Pressure on, here we go. Let's see if Hannah picks.
Speaker 2: Up her phone's probably ringing off the hug that interview.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Hannah's calling.
Speaker 4: Therees a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Maybe this is her agent?
Speaker 6: Okay, is this Hannah?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 6: How can I help you?
Speaker 3: Hi, Hannah, We're doing something on our show. It's a
Speaker 3: segment called a second date Update.
Speaker 6: Okay, and there's a lot of you on the line there, Hi,
Speaker 6: radio show.
Speaker 3: You're probably disappointed that this isn't like a crime podcast.
Speaker 5: Okay, we heard you give.
Speaker 2: Good local television interviews.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, how did you hear about that interviews?
Speaker 3: We heard about it because a guy that you went
Speaker 3: out with recently, Richard, told us about your Jesus.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, is that what I heard?
Speaker 6: It was more of an oh but yeah, we can
Speaker 6: go with.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we were calling to try and ask you
Speaker 3: some questions to figure out how you felt about Richard
Speaker 3: and how you felt about the date, because he told
Speaker 3: us a lot about it.
Speaker 6: Okay, Like I could just tell you.
Speaker 3: What we know is is you met him in a park.
Speaker 3: You must have thought he was pretty charming because you
Speaker 3: went out to dinner with him at a nice restaurant
Speaker 3: and said you had a great time, and you even
Speaker 3: got interviewed by the local news.
Speaker 4: Ye sounds like a cool day right after it was done.
Speaker 6: So weird, very cool.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's so weird? The day was so weird?
Speaker 6: The news like that, you guys are calling me, Oh.
Speaker 3: Sense I understand, but we're just trying to help get
Speaker 3: Richard some answers here because he's a little bit confused
Speaker 3: why there hasn't been a second meetup.
Speaker 6: I'm not quite sure what he told you, but.
Speaker 4: What I just said that.
Speaker 6: Sounds like everything. Well, I guess the news thing was
Speaker 6: kind of like the issue.
Speaker 1: It was an issue said that they just interviewed you
Speaker 1: about like local crime and how you felt about it.
Speaker 6: That part's true, but I don't know if he told
Speaker 6: you that he actually noticed the newspeople first and kind
Speaker 6: of ran over to them because he said it was
Speaker 6: his dream to be on the local news.
Speaker 2: All he said was that he was a ham.
Speaker 4: He doesn't shy away from that, and there's all kind
Speaker 4: of personalities.
Speaker 3: Some people are like, oh my god, my moment, and
Speaker 3: some people were like, this sounds terrifying.
Speaker 4: Is that a turn off to you? Like he's kind
Speaker 4: of fame hungry.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know if it was same hungry,
Speaker 6: but just like the whole thing was just really like
Speaker 6: just too much, Like what do you mean? Okay, so
Speaker 6: apparently the local news was doing a story about some
Speaker 6: kind of perse snatcher, an event that had like literally
Speaker 6: just happened that night.
Speaker 2: Was more generic the way he described it.
Speaker 6: Okay, No, it was not generic. And apparently this has
Speaker 6: been happening repeatedly in the area.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, this.
Speaker 6: Is where it gets really creepy and weird. Yeah, he
Speaker 6: mentioned that he saw the guy, the pers snatcher guy
Speaker 6: while we were walking into the restaurant for our date.
Speaker 2: Did he though, I mean, maybe he did.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, he said he's like giving
Speaker 6: the guy the news reporter a physical description, like this
Speaker 6: guy's got shifty eyes, he might have had something under.
Speaker 1: His jackets making it all ung or is that what
Speaker 1: you're taking that's what it seems like.
Speaker 6: And then like he goes through this whole description of
Speaker 6: this perse snatcher person and then looks right into the
Speaker 6: camera and says, and if you don't believe me, just
Speaker 6: ask my girlfriend, and then kind of pulled me into
Speaker 6: the frame.
Speaker 2: That's it exactly.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, he did mention that you were on TV
Speaker 3: for a bit.
Speaker 5: But I didn't. Ye.
Speaker 6: No, he like yanked me into the frame. I was
Speaker 6: kind of standing off to the side, like deciding whether
Speaker 6: or not I should just dip.
Speaker 4: So did you show off your man or what?
Speaker 6: This was our first date, and I mean, the park
Speaker 6: was nice, the date was nice. But at this point,
Speaker 6: I'm like, wait, you're talking about me, like I'm your girlfriend.
Speaker 6: We've only known each other for like three hours.
Speaker 1: I was going to give us the benefit of the doubt, like, well, baby,
Speaker 1: he did see the pert and didn't you have to
Speaker 1: tell you?
Speaker 6: And the best part is afterwards he tells me that
Speaker 6: he's super proud of me, and I did great on camera,
Speaker 6: maybe like.
Speaker 1: Hey, Fred, that's a girl. Friend.
Speaker 6: No, he made it like I'm his girlfriend and that
Speaker 6: if the news people don't believe him, then he can
Speaker 6: just double check with me because I saw the guy.
Speaker 3: You guys, well, I know that it was awkward when
Speaker 3: he pulled you into the TV interview. So now we're
Speaker 3: going to even it out and make it awkward by
Speaker 3: pulling him into this phone.
Speaker 1: Interview my friend because he's on the other line wanting
Speaker 1: to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Thanks for the SI. Hey big guy, how's it going.
Speaker 6: That hurts?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 2: Did hurt?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Way twisted around you guys like, yeah, you treat it.
Speaker 5: I'm saying that this is kind of embellishing what what happened.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I I think I saw the
Speaker 5: first snatcher guy. You were right there with me. I mean,
Speaker 5: they didn't face it. I mean, if there was a
Speaker 5: guy who was going to be downtown snatching purses, just
Speaker 5: look at that dude and think, Okay, well.
Speaker 6: Yeah we saw a guy. We saw lots of guys,
Speaker 6: but that doesn't mean that he's the perse snatcher and the.
Speaker 5: Yell he look like he is guilty or sketchy or somebody.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he looked a little sketchy. But I don't know
Speaker 6: that that's the first snatcher. I'm not going to go
Speaker 6: accusing him of being the first snatcher on national on
Speaker 6: local TV?
Speaker 4: Was a purse?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Was he only several persons that's the key.
Speaker 6: No, he was just walking by quickly in a dark Outfitt.
Speaker 6: You weren't wearing a wrench code or anything. It was
Speaker 6: like he was hiding stuff under the coat.
Speaker 5: Person. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait wait. You were the
Speaker 5: one that said, look at that dude with like the bandana,
Speaker 5: you know, like, who were ye him?
Speaker 6: And I was trying to help you find the word.
Speaker 6: I was like, do you you mean you said he
Speaker 6: had something on his head? I'm like, oh, do you
Speaker 6: mean a bandana?
Speaker 2: Wait? Did you say that on television?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh god?
Speaker 6: The Hunt for Crimes?
Speaker 4: All right, well this is clearly irresponsible.
Speaker 5: On Richard, I would say it's shared responsibility. I mean,
Speaker 5: if they brought this guy into your studio and you
Speaker 5: took a look at him, you'd be like, yep, first snatcher,
Speaker 5: or they'd come into.
Speaker 2: The studio and be like, which, what have you did it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Shifty yourselves with him?
Speaker 3: Well, the real snatching that we're interested in is the
Speaker 3: snatching of hearts and love.
Speaker 4: Oh, the whole goal of She just.
Speaker 2: Threw up a little bit in her mouth.
Speaker 3: The reason that we called you, Hannah is because Richard
Speaker 3: wants to go out with you again.
Speaker 1: I mean, lord, maybe that's a good thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, are we going to have a date
Speaker 6: on television this time?
Speaker 4: I want you guys to go out again.
Speaker 3: And I think the only appropriate way to decide this
Speaker 3: is by doing rock paper scissors.
Speaker 4: And if you both have the.
Speaker 3: Same exact thing, then you know that it's meant to
Speaker 3: be and you can go out.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, okay, I'll do rock paper scissors for an eight.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I.
Speaker 3: Will count to three on three. Both shout out the
Speaker 3: name of what you're throwing. It is good for radio.
Speaker 3: And this is the one time that we're going to
Speaker 3: do this unless it works, and then we're going to
Speaker 3: do rock paper scissors on the tens every single game.
Speaker 3: So here we go, both ready, one, two, three?
Speaker 2: Why would you go with paper first? It's always rock?
Speaker 2: What are you thinking?
Speaker 5: Paper covers rock?
Speaker 3: Let's go against you're else. At least we started with
Speaker 3: rock paper scissors, and we ended that way and we
Speaker 3: saw the local crime in the meantime too.
Speaker 4: Hey, we may be on the local shifty eyes and
Speaker 4: something under the jacket. Keep a lookout.
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.