1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: I do have a dirty little secrets. Okay, So my 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: boyfriend he had to go out of town for work 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: for a whole month, and he left me in charge 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,600 Speaker 1: of his pet chinchilla. 7 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 2: Oh okay, tho a dope. 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, his name's Herman. He's cute. And you know, it 9 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: has like its enclosure and you can't really transport it. 10 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 1: So I was just going over to his place and 11 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: like feeding it and taking care of it and all 12 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: that stuff. But so one day I go and I 13 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 1: noticed that the I hadn't closed the door on the enclosure, 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 1: and the tinchilla he wasn't in there. I didn't see him. 15 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: Oh okay, you lost tinchilla. Huh. Yeah. And I also 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: like his apartment gets kind of stuffy and so like 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: he always says the window cracks. The window it was 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: caught too, and yeah, so yeah, so I I, you know, 19 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 1: I can't keep going every day. And I'm like, so like, 20 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: I decided to leave food out. It's like not just 21 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: an enclosure, but like also out in the like in 22 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: the living room in case like he rogue, like but 23 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,400 Speaker 1: I don't see, and it's like like a week and 24 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 1: a half, so you know, I was leaving food out, 25 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: but like I also like couldn't remember, you know, and 26 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: I like I couldn't really gauge whether or not like 27 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: the food was going down because I like I left 28 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: him like a lot of food because I'm like, he 29 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: was probably hungry if he's like, oh. 30 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 2: You know, so I don't know. 31 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: And it was like, my he was going to come 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: home in like a week, and I panicked, and so 33 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: I got him a new chinchilla. 34 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 2: Okay, like one that looks like his other one. 35 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, and well he's like pictures of it on his Instagram. 36 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, and I like the marketings 37 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: and I think I got one that looks pretty similar, 38 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: you know. I mean I'm not a techilla expert, you know, 39 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: I've learned a lot. So he's been back now for 40 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: one week, and like two days ago he called me 41 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: and he thinks that the first chinchilla had a baby 42 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: and that it's somehow magically the same. 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 2: Size because the other togilla showed up. Yeah, and he 44 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 2: thinks it had a baby that's the same side. But 45 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 2: does he know how babies work? 46 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 1: No, Well, I just got it. Do I have to 47 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: tell him. 48 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 2: I can't tell him, No, I think you just let 49 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 2: him think that It'silla magically had a baby. 50 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna tell him because 51 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: it's just like so cute that he's like naive that 52 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 1: he thinks, you know, Herman is a she after all 53 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,079 Speaker 1: and had a baby. I like that narrative better than 54 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 1: I lied about it, that. 55 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 2: He doesn't know how babies are, all right, thank you 56 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 2: for telling us. You're a little secret. 57 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: You're welcome. 58 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret.