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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trednesday Atoms.

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Speaker 1: Shout up to Wednesday Atoms. Well, we'll close out the

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Speaker 1: episode talking about that one but new series from the

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Speaker 1: twisted mind of Tim Burton. Anyways, I'm Jack, that's Miles,

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Speaker 1: and up top, we gotta talk about Papa John. Papa

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Speaker 1: John is the number one trending thing across the morning,

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Speaker 1: across this Wednesday morning, and it's because they've released the

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Speaker 1: Papa John Bowl, which is not a bowl, neither a

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Speaker 1: bowl nor a pizza it is. It's like a shallow

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Speaker 1: dish with pizza toppings, uh in it. They're just like,

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Speaker 1: you know, what the fuck is this? It's the downfalls civilization.

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Speaker 1: Not this ship looks like it looks like a microwave

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Speaker 1: like airplane tray. Yeah, it looks really bad like that.

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Speaker 1: You know you're in trouble when they show you the

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Speaker 1: product photo that you know they spent all all their time,

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Speaker 1: millions of dollars crafting this image to make it look

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Speaker 1: like something that someone might conceivably consume. And uh, no dice,

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Speaker 1: no dice on this end, I don't understand what is

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Speaker 1: there is there? There's you're just eating loose cheese, loose

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Speaker 1: cheese and toppings in this case, Yo, it looks really bad.

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Speaker 1: Even at my highest I've never been like, you know,

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Speaker 1: be fucking amazing right now if I could scrape all

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Speaker 1: the ship off the pizza and just eat a Google.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that how Trump eats his pizza? Yeah? It is

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Speaker 1: just he's just like I just like the cheese in

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Speaker 1: this house. I mean, he's having a moment, a bit

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Speaker 1: of a moment these past six years. These things look

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Speaker 1: terrible though. They they truly look like they were constructed,

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Speaker 1: Like the packaging was constructed out of hot pocket packaging,

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Speaker 1: Like they were like, you know what people love is

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Speaker 1: microwave hot pockets. But let's get rid of the pocket

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Speaker 1: and just just the hot just the hot pocket puked

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Speaker 1: into a bed pan um, and then we made it

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Speaker 1: out of hot pocket packaging. Like okay, First of all,

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Speaker 1: Danielle Winer Brawner at CNN Business, who wrote this, did

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Speaker 1: you get paid to write this fucking article? Like it's

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Speaker 1: written so uncritically of just like it reads like fucking

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Speaker 1: spawn con like an ad. We're just like, hey, you

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Speaker 1: s got they did away with everything that people didn't

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Speaker 1: like and that it's all fun stuff, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? One reason for the slowdown, people maybe getting

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Speaker 1: tied of pizza. There's a general thought and then just

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Speaker 1: like quotes uncritically the s VP of Menu Strategy, uh

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Speaker 1: and Innovation at Papa John's. And then you get specifics

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Speaker 1: three varieties, the fucking price point. How they're gonna make

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Speaker 1: sure that it shows up to you hot and goopy

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Speaker 1: the way you like it. But even the product photo

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Speaker 1: doesn't look hot and goopy. Man, it looks terrible. It's confused.

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Speaker 1: What I'm sorry, I can't This is like really fucking

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Speaker 1: making me upset looking at this picture. It's not a

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Speaker 1: fucking real thing. The idea that you'd write this and

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Speaker 1: say to get people excited about pizza again. Papa John's

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Speaker 1: is offering a new spin on the classic with Papa

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Speaker 1: bowls that are all topping, no crust. This is like copy,

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Speaker 1: This is ad copy, Well, Miles, what they're really going

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Speaker 1: for Papa John's hooks new item will eliminate the veto

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Speaker 1: vote when an eatery gets ruled out because it doesn't

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Speaker 1: have enough options for everyone in the dining party. Um,

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Speaker 1: and the thing that when somebody's like, I don't really

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Speaker 1: feel like pizza. What they're usually saying is I feel

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Speaker 1: like pizza. If you just scraped that ship off the

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Speaker 1: top and put it into a hard plastic shell. The

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Speaker 1: it's it's not good. This is this might be the

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Speaker 1: most depressive. We've covered a lot of depressing news. Fun here,

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Speaker 1: this might be this might we were just about to

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Speaker 1: be peeking the massive uh you know, multi agency cover

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Speaker 1: up that's happening around January six and all these deleted texts.

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Speaker 1: I'm more upset somehow at this chicken Alfredo bowl. What

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Speaker 1: that's not even pizza. I'm all right. So here's who's

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Speaker 1: taken a nail here. Papa John obviously the head of

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Speaker 1: what was it innovation, head of innovation of Papaca um

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Speaker 1: CNN business. Oh my god, just like without any criticism.

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Speaker 1: I hope the payday was good, is all I'll say.

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Speaker 1: To see an m business who I will say, uh

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Speaker 1: is winning here is Taco Bell because they managed to

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Speaker 1: innovate and introduce new ideas time and again and never

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Speaker 1: talking about like uncritical spawn con But yeah, we're like

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Speaker 1: free promo. We're talking all the time. We're like yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: they can't lose. They've never fucking lost. Okay, I'm sorry also,

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Speaker 1: but but this is yeah like this this, we're true consumers,

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Speaker 1: and Innovation at Taco Bell is really doing it, and

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Speaker 1: this fellow is not all right? Uh men, you is trending.

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk is trending for the same reason you quickly

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Speaker 1: disabused me of the notion that this story was worth

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Speaker 1: my attention. Yeah, but it's worth me laughing at Manchester United,

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Speaker 1: I think, you know, I do want to say that

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Speaker 1: to Real Madrid or something, or Barcelona, like we just go,

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Speaker 1: oh man you or Manchester United. They've had their season

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Speaker 1: is starting off terribly. They got a new manager. Cristiano

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Speaker 1: Ronaldo was playing with them, and he's so many He's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, these people suck, suck. He's like, I don't

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Speaker 1: even want to be here anymore. It's causing all these problems.

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Speaker 1: The teams like fucking revolting in the locker room, the

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Speaker 1: fans are so pissed. So Elon tweeted some shit about

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Speaker 1: he's like, I like the left side of the Republican

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Speaker 1: then like added a tweet below that he's like and

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Speaker 1: also I'm gonna buy Manchester United. You're welcome. The fans

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Speaker 1: were like, I don't know, Like, would you be opposed

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Speaker 1: to this? Like that could be cool, you know Eon

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Speaker 1: on his team, he might put his own money into it,

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Speaker 1: and most like, bro, this is like the thing he

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Speaker 1: always does, like the sports thing. He's gonna buy sports

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Speaker 1: ball team. And then like hours later he's like, this

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Speaker 1: is a running joke. Uh, but that didn't stop I

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Speaker 1: think the mansion. The actual stock price of Manchester United

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Speaker 1: I don't know that this is a cool story and

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Speaker 1: not that the stock market is a complete fucking joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that, Yeah, that it's a bunch of the most

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Speaker 1: uncool person on the planet. Somewher was like, oh, what

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Speaker 1: do you say? Yes, but an infusion of cash like

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Speaker 1: that for man you could be I think we can

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Speaker 1: all agree. Massive massive mate baby, Harry Kane, Harry Kane,

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Speaker 1: massive mate in it. Uh, yeah, I don't know that

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Speaker 1: it's wild there now, you know how like when you

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Speaker 1: see a team like usually like they're in the running

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Speaker 1: to get like the top picks in any sport, you're like,

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Speaker 1: you know that that team doesn't play like that when

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Speaker 1: they say they're going after somebody, it's always like the

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Speaker 1: best in the business. They are now going to like,

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Speaker 1: like when we knocked people fucking came. Now when we

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Speaker 1: that Ronaldo is not second tier? Is he? No? I

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Speaker 1: mean so that he came last season, they were like

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Speaker 1: and it was like here we go, because this season

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Speaker 1: before that they finished really close, you know, like the

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Speaker 1: like older, so he doesn't play like really defensively and

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Speaker 1: it causes a lot of issues. So now he's just

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Speaker 1: like sulking on the field, and that's never gonna that

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Speaker 1: that usually doesn't get results, but anyway, not gonna work. Christiano, Uh,

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Speaker 1: kid Cutty is trending. He and Kanye they're not working

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Speaker 1: out their issues. Yeah, he he hadn't interview an Esquire recently,

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Speaker 1: and he's just he's saying, like John funk with this guy,

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Speaker 1: like the police just for separate people. He said quote

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Speaker 1: when it comes to like, you know, Kandy even like

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Speaker 1: I'm not one of your kids. I'm not Kim. It

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Speaker 1: don't matter if I'm friends with Pete or not friends

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Speaker 1: with Pete. If you can't be a grown man and

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Speaker 1: deal with the fact that you lost your woman, that's

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Speaker 1: not my fucking problem. M hm. So you know, it's

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Speaker 1: it's wild to see how different like things went. Man

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Speaker 1: like his Cutty was in a like real low place

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Speaker 1: Kanye now and like did you see that thing of

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Speaker 1: the all the bags in the gap store? About how

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Speaker 1: like the Kanye the Easy Ship is supposed to be sold,

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Speaker 1: Like I meant to talk about that. I'm glad you

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Speaker 1: brought it up. Yeah. So Kanye has a a sub

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Speaker 1: that what I'm looking at? They look like industrial size,

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Speaker 1: fucking guilt loose foodies. Yeah, exactly. Uh and apparently he

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Speaker 1: saw the ship on Hangars. Not fuck that. I want

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Speaker 1: people to there's no size or color organization. He just

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Speaker 1: M hm al right, Okay. The song they were both

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Speaker 1: on on Push this album was good. Oh that was

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Speaker 1: the last one last time? Who knows? Yeah, I don't,

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Speaker 1: feel like Laura Ingram with Trump. I'm like, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: and Nancy Pelosi is trending this whild then fuck, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, we have this report coming out that the

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Speaker 1: Secret quote, the Secret Service, knew of a threat to

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi on January six, days before the insurrection, but

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Speaker 1: had been breached, according to Secret Service emails obtained by

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Speaker 1: Crew What who is reporting this? This is like an

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Speaker 1: ethics watchdog group? Crew damn um? So yeah, so they

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Speaker 1: said on January four, they found to see a service

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Speaker 1: about here's the enemy, She's on this list. It's yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, there's like it's a good afternoon. The

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Speaker 1: But this happened a long time ago. So yeah, so

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Speaker 1: like maybe a conspiracy. Maybe they were just like not

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Speaker 1: the antagonist to Trump in one of the more vivid

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Speaker 1: accounts of what happened on January six, where where he

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Speaker 1: They they have acquitted themselves very shadily. Uh. In a

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Speaker 1: I know, and that's why I'm like, God, who knows

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Speaker 1: It's uh, it's Wednesday, Adams's Adams based series. Um, and

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Speaker 1: like using that visual to like be like, yo, don't

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and

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