Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Are You Their Dad?
Speaker 1: It's me Yoko. This week, we're gonna start our podcast
Speaker 1: with yet another they should have known. In this week's segment,
Speaker 1: we're going to be discussing possibly the second most famous
Speaker 1: extinction of all time, the first big my dad's marriage
Speaker 1: to a second wife, Stacy, although Stacy was actually like
Speaker 1: the nicest to me of all his partners, way nicer
Speaker 1: than Sharon. Hi, Sharon, if you're listening, Um, please don't
Speaker 1: be mad, but um, Stacy was really nice. She actually
Speaker 1: gave me snacks after school sometimes, which is cool because
Speaker 1: my dad would only ever have beef jerky around, even
Speaker 1: though I told him that I can't eat cow or
Speaker 1: be for anything, that after my incident at the petting
Speaker 1: zoo from two thousand three. But um, anyway, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about dinosaurs, which, if you didn't know, they're
Speaker 1: like these big lizards and they went extinct six million
Speaker 1: years ago. Now here's the thing. We all know. We
Speaker 1: all know that dinosaurs are just heterosexual iguanas. But these
Speaker 1: straight reptiles need to know that if they saw a
Speaker 1: big rock hurdling towards them, they should just turn away.
Speaker 1: It's like, can you be that stupid? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, just how dumb can you be to
Speaker 1: run towards the rock and then just get squished? Because
Speaker 1: I would go into my Honda c RV and drive off.
Speaker 1: It's just like it feels like it's common sense to me.
Speaker 1: And so if you're listening and you see a big
Speaker 1: rock hurdling towards you, I just just run away, you know,
Speaker 1: don't be stupid. So that's how Yoko Withold have handled that.
Speaker 1: Now we're onto our next segment, which is an other
Speaker 1: you should have known. This week, we're gonna be talking
Speaker 1: to I'm really excited because this is someone that I
Speaker 1: ran into when I was at the local community center
Speaker 1: and he seems like he knows a lot and he
Speaker 1: just seems really smart. Maybe he is, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but um not smart as me. So like, don't worry.
Speaker 1: But we're going to be talking with doctor spoon and Newton,
Speaker 1: who runs the astronomy club at the local corporate Community Center. Welcome, doctor,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's so nice to meet you
Speaker 1: over this podcast. Thank you so much for coming on
Speaker 1: and talking to us today about astronomy. So that you're
Speaker 1: an expert in astronomy. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I studied
Speaker 1: astronomy over at Wayne State University in Detroit. Wow. And
Speaker 1: I studied that for like about I think that it
Speaker 1: was a nice four year degree, but I extended it
Speaker 1: because I needed more time to seven. Wow. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's how people get uh where those words called degrees. Um,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. So I'm actually so excited that you're here, Like,
Speaker 1: I really am so excited about you specifically because I
Speaker 1: feel like I actually know a lot in this topic.
Speaker 1: Like my last episode, like I didn't know that much,
Speaker 1: but I knew a lot and I knew more than him.
Speaker 1: So I was like, but like, I'm known for that,
Speaker 1: But in this one, I like, I really really know
Speaker 1: a lot because I have a sense about your topic.
Speaker 1: So my first thing is my chart has a lot
Speaker 1: of Sagittarius in it. Okay, so does that mean that
Speaker 1: I'm destined for love this year? Um? I believe that
Speaker 1: we have had a little bit of a misunderstanding here
Speaker 1: was I am an astronomer and I believe that sagittary
Speaker 1: has something to do with the astrology. I think that
Speaker 1: we had a bit of a misunderstanding here. Oh you're
Speaker 1: a strong number astronomer. Yes, yes, yes, I'm somebody that
Speaker 1: you're not. No no, no, no no. And then look here,
Speaker 1: I am the one that focuses more on the stars.
Speaker 1: We see. Okay, here goes, here's an underst any of you. Okay,
Speaker 1: astronomy focus on more than just the stars. Okay, we
Speaker 1: don't talk like a strategy is focusing on the stars
Speaker 1: and how that affects the human body and the natural
Speaker 1: world and stuff like that, while astronomy, on the other hand,
Speaker 1: that focuses with celestial objects, space and the physical universe
Speaker 1: as a whole. And I was, in fact, very excited
Speaker 1: to come on this show today. This is so, this
Speaker 1: is what the hell? This is so? This is us.
Speaker 1: You're not in there? Who invited? What? Oh? Sorry? Sorry
Speaker 1: I was talking can you hear me? Sorry? I was
Speaker 1: talking to my producer. I didn't know that you. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry doctor. Sorry doctor. Um. That's awesome. That's so cool
Speaker 1: that you are an astronomer. You don't have to lie.
Speaker 1: You don't have to lie. Heard it, It's all right.
Speaker 1: I just came on here very excited to talk about
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day, scientist and they discovered a black hole.
Speaker 1: Now that's exciting a lot of us over at the
Speaker 1: community center where where you voicing because we never thought
Speaker 1: that we would see one in our time? A black hole? Well?
Speaker 1: Can you tell us about black holes? I guess then?
Speaker 1: All right, well let me tell you a boy a
Speaker 1: black hole real quick. You don't seem so enthusiastic about it. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of upset. I just I wanted to
Speaker 1: have my chart red. But no, no, I'll listen. I'll
Speaker 1: listen to your your your holes or whatever, keep talking.
Speaker 1: It's just when I'm very passionate about something, I love
Speaker 1: it when the other person is just as passionate about it.
Speaker 1: So maybe maybe if I give you a little information
Speaker 1: on what a black hole is, maybe that could get
Speaker 1: you excited about like black holes in the general. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: so let me explain to you. Okay, after a large
Speaker 1: star dies, a black hole is left there not Do
Speaker 1: you understand? It's just like life is gone and there's
Speaker 1: a void where that once was. Are you not excited?
Speaker 1: I am tingling on the inside, and how excited I
Speaker 1: am about black holes? Okay? Are there other holes of color?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Are there other holes of color? Is that
Speaker 1: the only kind black holes are. Yeah, I think the
Speaker 1: black holes are. I think it's pretty straightforward that you
Speaker 1: haven't heard of any any other colored holes. No blue holes. No, no,
Speaker 1: no white, no, no white, no pink holes. No. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: keep going, keep I'm listening, a doctor, doctor, I'm I'm listening.
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm sorry. No, no no, no, no, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's also just probably
Speaker 1: like a boring topic for you. You probably aren't interested
Speaker 1: in that. No, no, no, no, no, no no, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what, I actually have some questions now that
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about, I have some questions for you. Actually,
Speaker 1: all right, shoot, so it's it's my understanding that the
Speaker 1: sun is a fiery ball of gas. Am I am?
Speaker 1: I correct in believing that. Yes, it's a fiery ball
Speaker 1: of gas, is what I believe you. Okay. So so
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this, you can't see it. But
Speaker 1: he's actually shocked that I taught him that. I just
Speaker 1: taught him that. Um so you know, just everyone, now
Speaker 1: experts can learn a thing or two from me, as all.
Speaker 1: Now now really me, this now real on me? This.
Speaker 1: My ex once called me a fury ball of gas
Speaker 1: before he broke up with me. All the Casher cruise. Now,
Speaker 1: what do you think Jake meant by that? I absolutely
Speaker 1: have no idea. Maybe you're very flatulent, Maybe your gas
Speaker 1: burned off any extra hair that was on his body.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been in that situation where gas
Speaker 1: has been strong enough to remove hair from an individual's body.
Speaker 1: So maybe that is something that your ex Jake was
Speaker 1: trying to emphasize with you being a fiery gas ball
Speaker 1: like the sun. Okay, now question follow up custom to that?
Speaker 1: So Jake blocked me on Instagram, but I made another
Speaker 1: Instagram account and then I started looking at stories, but
Speaker 1: he blocked out too. So what do you think I
Speaker 1: should do? How do I store? Can you fall them
Speaker 1: for me right now? Actually? And can you tell me
Speaker 1: what he posted today? I simply don't have time for that.
Speaker 1: As an astronomer, I'm out here constantly taking in news
Speaker 1: and information about space in the world, and this just
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with me. This isn't my own
Speaker 1: and it seems to me that maybe you're not ready
Speaker 1: to pursue relationships or something like that. But that's not
Speaker 1: my place as an astronomer. It's not my place to
Speaker 1: say that I'm also very single. Uh, most people that
Speaker 1: I've tried to go out with end up ghost in
Speaker 1: me or for some reason just disappearing off the planet Earth.
Speaker 1: I never see them again. Disappearing off Earth because you're
Speaker 1: because you're astronomer. Sorry continue, No, I got what you
Speaker 1: were saying. I didn't think it was very funny, as
Speaker 1: I was being vulnerable sharing a part of myself. Sorry
Speaker 1: doctor continue. As an astronomer, it's a very lonely um,
Speaker 1: it's a very lonely journey. Not too many people, Okay,
Speaker 1: speaking of lonely as I have a question alright, shoot away,
Speaker 1: why is NASA so homophobic? Because I feel like it
Speaker 1: keeps playing with Pluto's feelings, because it keeps saying like
Speaker 1: hate clot you're a twink, and then sometimes it's not
Speaker 1: a twink. These you what I'm saying. It just it
Speaker 1: keeps playing with Plutos Felix, There is a back and forth.
Speaker 1: Why is this homophobic? I just don't know that that's
Speaker 1: what you mean. You know, as as Pluto is a
Speaker 1: planet and therefore doesn't have an orientation of that kind,
Speaker 1: so I don't know that NASA can be viewed as
Speaker 1: homophobic in that regard, Are you sure. I don't know
Speaker 1: their status as far as like hiring people of a
Speaker 1: different orientation or anything like that, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to speak to that. I don't want to say anything
Speaker 1: negative about NASA, for I am still trying to get
Speaker 1: work there. But I would like to say I do
Speaker 1: understand the confusion with Pluto becoming a planet and then
Speaker 1: again losing its, uh it's planetary status. Now, as I
Speaker 1: was saying, I wanted to really get back on this
Speaker 1: topic because I came on here. A lot of the
Speaker 1: kids are very excited. Um, the kids that come into
Speaker 1: the astronomy club. We have an astronomy club for young
Speaker 1: adults children. It just doesn't seem like you're interested in
Speaker 1: what I have to say. No, I'm less, professor, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: Please continue. It's doctor. Professor makes me feel old. Okay, doctor,
Speaker 1: please continue. A matter of fact, could you just call
Speaker 1: me doc Spoo, Doc spoon Newton Okay, dark spoo. Please.
Speaker 1: This has absolutely nothing to do with astronomy in any way.
Speaker 1: But I always wanted the title of doc after I
Speaker 1: saw it Back to the future, but not when is
Speaker 1: that from? Is that a movie or a TV show.
Speaker 1: I've never seen movies before. Two thou one, So I
Speaker 1: don't know, young man. How old are you? None of you?
Speaker 1: Oh fair enough? I'm sorry, just not doc spoo. So
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna mind my business. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no are you when you said you're a single? So
Speaker 1: are you? Never mind? Okay? You snap? So I'm doc um.
Speaker 1: Please continue? What were you saying that the kids are
Speaker 1: interested in the youths? The kids are just very interested
Speaker 1: in space as a whole. They love talking about the planets.
Speaker 1: They love this new black hole that was discovered on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, and I just think it's fantastic. We we
Speaker 1: look at pictures from satellites. We just had an experiment
Speaker 1: where the kids got to create their own rovers and
Speaker 1: pretend that they were like serving We got the little
Speaker 1: lego sets so that the kids could pretend that they're
Speaker 1: servying the planet. Okay, well, what how far? How far
Speaker 1: away is this black hole? Is it like close to Earth?
Speaker 1: Should we be Should I be scared? Should I be scared?
Speaker 1: Like it's Jake and it's just gonna no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the gobble all of us up. When we're at least
Speaker 1: expecting it. No no, no, no, no, no need for fear,
Speaker 1: no need to cause a lie. Okay, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1: The black hole is millions of miles away, so far
Speaker 1: away from us that we need not worry. It happens,
Speaker 1: stars die and black holes form. I mean, years from now,
Speaker 1: the sun is gonna be our son is gonna go out.
Speaker 1: You have a son, what's his name? Has previously stated
Speaker 1: I am a very single man. I don't have any children.
Speaker 1: You could be single and have a son like my dad.
Speaker 1: Between two thousand and six and two thous and then
Speaker 1: Obama got elected it and then everything was okay, and
Speaker 1: that's when Sharon came. Charon didn't let me come back
Speaker 1: into the house between two thousand eleven. I just don't
Speaker 1: feel like this is something that we should be talking about.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're okay. So your son, our son, your son.
Speaker 1: I don't have a son. I'm single. You have a
Speaker 1: son single? Sun that owen sun like the sun, the
Speaker 1: fiery ball of gas. We just talked about it not
Speaker 1: too long ago. Then the planets. Your son's gay. Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. That's awesome that you have a gay son.
Speaker 1: Why did you bring me on here today. I'm curious
Speaker 1: about astronomy. I don't feel like you're curious about astronomy
Speaker 1: or your questions have been about astrology, and you think
Speaker 1: that I'm some kind of what is the thing called
Speaker 1: a tarret, a tarret card reader, and that's not my calling. Well,
Speaker 1: when I got into astronomy, it was because I was
Speaker 1: interested in the planets, the stars of the Solar System
Speaker 1: as a whole, universe's galaxies. Okay, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: care about that, not that I think that it's invalid.
Speaker 1: People use it, different cultures, use it as a as
Speaker 1: a form of like you know, connecting with their lovers
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, finding stuff out like that. But
Speaker 1: that's just not my calling. And I just feel very frustrated.
Speaker 1: I was very excited to come on here, and you
Speaker 1: just seem so disinterested. After leading me all of our
Speaker 1: email conversations prior to this, you seem so excited about
Speaker 1: the topic of astronomy, and I just don't understand all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, now that I'm here, we don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about black holes. Okay, Well, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: First of all, that was my that was my producer
Speaker 1: Olivia writing all those so I apologize. You're right. This
Speaker 1: is exactly what Jake told me. Jake said that I
Speaker 1: don't show any interests in his interests and that's why
Speaker 1: he broke up with me. And you know what, You're right,
Speaker 1: You're right. I need to do a better job at
Speaker 1: being interested. So you know, Professor, I'm here. I'm here,
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to listen and learn about black holes.
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Thank you so much. Got me so flusted.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I didn't mean to blow up
Speaker 1: the way that I did about that. It's just such
Speaker 1: a topic like how your son's gonna blow up one
Speaker 1: day and then and stars, see I know a thing
Speaker 1: or two to stars like Mariah Carey. When they die,
Speaker 1: they become supernovas. Nicki Minaj, Lady Kaka. I thought you
Speaker 1: said you were going to be here. Sorry, I realized
Speaker 1: that what I said it was very stupid. Then you're
Speaker 1: reminding me of my stepmother Sharon. Now, so I'll shut up,
Speaker 1: I'll shut up, shut up. Please, please don't don't don't. Please.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to seem like I'm coming at
Speaker 1: you from a place of madness of frustration. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that you brought me onto the show to discuss
Speaker 1: something that I'm passionate about. You're right, You're right, right,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, you're right. I don't want to
Speaker 1: come I don't want to come at you with any
Speaker 1: kind of attitude or any kind of like frustration in
Speaker 1: that way. And I apologize if I've said anything that
Speaker 1: might have made you feel bad or offended. It's just
Speaker 1: I just get really passionate about it. Yea, yea, And
Speaker 1: sometimes that manifests in a frustrating way. So if you
Speaker 1: could just forgive Doc Spoop, if you could forgive Doc
Speaker 1: Spoon dark spirits, okay, it's okay. If you could just
Speaker 1: forgive me, it's okay. I forgive you. That's the first
Speaker 1: time I said that and I and I received it.
Speaker 1: I received that I'm a very um I like to
Speaker 1: show my emotions, and that that that little moment that
Speaker 1: we just said in that time, UM, I got a
Speaker 1: little tear coming out of one of my eyes. I
Speaker 1: don't have a tear duct in the other one, so
Speaker 1: that that prevents me from crying out of one of
Speaker 1: my eyes. But nextcess of tears do come out eventually.
Speaker 1: It probably won't show up right now, but it's gonna
Speaker 1: come back later. Now. Did you lose your tear ducts
Speaker 1: too by staring at the sun for too long? No? Um,
Speaker 1: it was actually just me neither. Definitely me neither. Well,
Speaker 1: that's something that we have in common that we both
Speaker 1: didn't lose it that way. So what I want to
Speaker 1: say is I just want to give you a little
Speaker 1: something here. And I actually think that I might have
Speaker 1: flubbed and said at the top, but this is me
Speaker 1: correcting myself. Black holes actually don't suck. See, that's caused
Speaker 1: by like a vacuum or something. Things fall into black holes,
Speaker 1: but they don't get sucked into a black hole. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying is they fall in a lot
Speaker 1: of people think that because cart wombs and other forms
Speaker 1: of media will show black holes like pulling people in,
Speaker 1: But in fact you would fall into a black hole
Speaker 1: versus that, you know what I'm saying. Okay, So is
Speaker 1: there a black hole that's close to us? Like, what's
Speaker 1: the nearest one if we wanted to say, push a
Speaker 1: stepmother in there that has wronged your time and time again.
Speaker 1: I don't think that there's one close enough of that. Um,
Speaker 1: you might just have to find a manhole. Is something
Speaker 1: on Earth? Okay? Nothing? Um, you give a favorite planet, doctor, Actually,
Speaker 1: my favorite planet is the one that everybody's talking about. Bruno.
Speaker 1: What's that? It's a song we don't talk about Bruno?
Speaker 1: That was stupid? Who's that? But Hamilton's Oh all right,
Speaker 1: well I want to answer this question for you right here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the closest black hole to Earth. It's actually name Sagittarius. Ay,
Speaker 1: if we go back to what you were talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, but wow, that is the name of that
Speaker 1: particular black hole. I still have no interest or ability
Speaker 1: to answer your specific question about astrology. Okay, well I
Speaker 1: can answer yours. What sign are you? Doctor? H What
Speaker 1: sign are you? The last time I took one of
Speaker 1: those tests online, I was in aries. You're an aries.
Speaker 1: That makes sense to see that. Listeners, if you've just
Speaker 1: happen to skip ahead to this part, rewind and listen
Speaker 1: our doctor, very aries, very aries. You're so aries. And
Speaker 1: I have absolutely no idea what that means. It means
Speaker 1: like you're doing things that were super aries. And again
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means. And and see, listeners, this is why it's
Speaker 1: important to always listen because you might learn a thing
Speaker 1: or two from but that you're at least expecting it from.
Speaker 1: And I think it would be most important for you
Speaker 1: to also take that note, because I feel like, where
Speaker 1: are you implying that you don't listen. I've been listening
Speaker 1: to this whole time. Could you tell me? And I'm
Speaker 1: a good list would you tell me anything? I have
Speaker 1: a very good listen. Give me some facts. My best
Speaker 1: friend David says I'm the best listener. Give me something
Speaker 1: that I've said. You have a son. His name is Lionel.
Speaker 1: He is a beautiful piano player, one third in the state,
Speaker 1: and he's going to become a super nova star. I've
Speaker 1: never said when he dies. I've never said any of that,
Speaker 1: but then people on my trip into him, I didn't
Speaker 1: say any of that. And it's something because what you
Speaker 1: just did was paint a very beautiful picture of a
Speaker 1: young man who I wouldn't be disappointed in having as
Speaker 1: a son. But seeing that I don't have a child
Speaker 1: right now, and I can't seem to find the right
Speaker 1: person for me to even think about starting your family with,
Speaker 1: it makes me sad because what you just ated was
Speaker 1: a phenomenal young man whom Lionel would be the best
Speaker 1: son that I could have. Add. Oh, well, professor, why
Speaker 1: don't we think a little bit more about Lionel. Maybe
Speaker 1: lionels in your cuture. There's this thing that the youths
Speaker 1: are also, and you're called manifesting. Maybe we should manifest
Speaker 1: the son for you and a beautiful partner. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't really think that if you should be talking
Speaker 1: about No listeners, if you're listening to this, we're trying
Speaker 1: to find love now this is now are you their lover?
Speaker 1: It's Doc Spoon. I'm not into this. Yes, let's find love. No,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm actually pretty good on that. Uh. Instead,
Speaker 1: let's um, let's just talk about I just give you
Speaker 1: some quick facts, uh, some quick astronomy facts. UM. I
Speaker 1: feel like you're doing that thing that my dad does
Speaker 1: every time that I say that I love him and
Speaker 1: he starts looking for Lais in the closet, And you're
Speaker 1: trying to avoid the things that I'm saying, which is,
Speaker 1: maybe we should talk about the fact that you're very single,
Speaker 1: and you're very long. The system is about four point
Speaker 1: five billion years old, and maybe you should have a lover.
Speaker 1: The moon is drifting away from Earth at the rate
Speaker 1: of one point five inches a year, like my dad's
Speaker 1: love is drifting away from me one point five alright,
Speaker 1: have his one. That's fun that the kids really enjoy.
Speaker 1: A person that weighs two and twenty pounds on Earth
Speaker 1: would only weigh eighty four pounds on Mars now that
Speaker 1: she's skinny. That's something different for you, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the kids love that fact because they just like
Speaker 1: we can fly in space. Okay, can we get back
Speaker 1: to you being single. Astronomers have made more than one
Speaker 1: point four million observations using the Hubble space telescope. Not
Speaker 1: to be able to use that one, that would be
Speaker 1: a dream there. Hubble rhymes with bubble, which is what
Speaker 1: I think that you're in right now while you're single.
Speaker 1: Let's profit find your lover. I'm just gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you right now. That's not something that I particularly
Speaker 1: want to share with you. We've been talking, and we've
Speaker 1: been very cordial and friendly with each other, despite a
Speaker 1: few little disagreements, a little TIFFs along the way. I
Speaker 1: don't feel comfortable talking with you specifically about my love life.
Speaker 1: Also on this podcast that I was brought on to
Speaker 1: talk about astronomy cook and that's that was my producer,
Speaker 1: Olivia that that brought you. I thought you were an astrologer.
Speaker 1: Is this a waste of my time? No? Not, the professor, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. I love these fun talks. Please please,
Speaker 1: please please please, I'm still I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to mold young minds to get more excited
Speaker 1: about becoming astronomers. We need more. I think we have
Speaker 1: a lot, but we need more. You're tired of being
Speaker 1: the single astronomer. You're tired of being the only one. Again,
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one, and I would love it
Speaker 1: if you would stop bringing up my love life in
Speaker 1: this conversation. I didn't bring up your love life, professor, doctor.
Speaker 1: I was just saying you're the only one I've ever met,
Speaker 1: which means you're the single astronomer in my life. And
Speaker 1: the thing is that I see what you're doing and
Speaker 1: I don't like it. But I'm not trying to again again.
Speaker 1: I'm on here to promote the Astronomy Club that I
Speaker 1: host over at the Corquerance Community Center. We've been there
Speaker 1: for over five years now. Actually and it has been
Speaker 1: growing very slowly. We actually have a couple other astronomers
Speaker 1: that have come to speak and talk. We've also had
Speaker 1: I'm sure in their own right, they're all very attractive,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but that's not what they're Therefore, they're there
Speaker 1: to teach and mold the mind. We also we been
Speaker 1: starting a petition to try to get Neil de Grass
Speaker 1: Tyson did come and speak, and hopefully he's listening on
Speaker 1: here because it'll be great for Neil de Grass Tyson
Speaker 1: to come through to the corker In Community Center as
Speaker 1: speaking our Astronomy club because we love watching the Cosmos
Speaker 1: show that you have your your incredible Neal and I
Speaker 1: love I love your chicken nuggets. I love your chicken
Speaker 1: strips and the Buffalo Chicken nuggetes. Are you connecting um
Speaker 1: Tyson's chicken nuggets to Neil Degrass Tyson's last name. That's
Speaker 1: not him. No, that's a totally different person. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: because by that, by that then you would also think
Speaker 1: that Mike Tyson was connected to them as well, right, No,
Speaker 1: how about Cicely Tyson. He wouldn't think that at all.
Speaker 1: So why would Neil degrass Tyson be the one that
Speaker 1: you chose to make that about. It's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a popular last name. It's very common. There's absolutely
Speaker 1: no no, no reason. I would have just said that
Speaker 1: was a bit, but you made it your truth. I
Speaker 1: just don't think that says that says a lot about
Speaker 1: you anyway. How often does that club meet? So we
Speaker 1: do like once every other week? Okay? And can anyone join?
Speaker 1: Anyone can join, all the welcome. The only prerequisite is
Speaker 1: you love space. Okay, so you hear that if you
Speaker 1: love Doc Spoo you have that's a prerequisite to have
Speaker 1: to join. You have to love Doc Sprew and you
Speaker 1: have to love you have to love space. You don't
Speaker 1: have to love me. Okay, you can love space too,
Speaker 1: I guess, but you have to love Doc Sprew. Let's
Speaker 1: find docs. Boo love Doc. Are you mad at me?
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, just slightly irritated, but not mad.
Speaker 1: It sound just like sharing. I don't know who sharing
Speaker 1: is sharing? My step mom sharing anybody? Stepmom? Okay, she's
Speaker 1: the worst. I hate her. I believe that my positions
Speaker 1: mean I believe that my position has once again been
Speaker 1: confused as I am still in astronomer and not a therapist. Okay,
Speaker 1: so are you on my side or sharon side? Just answer,
Speaker 1: are you on my side or Sharon's. I'm not on
Speaker 1: any one side. I don't really know the situation. And
Speaker 1: I think that any problem that you have with sharing,
Speaker 1: it's a problem that you and Sharon should talk about. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: then let me just paint you a picture using planets
Speaker 1: so it makes sense to you. Okay, let's say there's
Speaker 1: one planet and it's just minding its own business. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's just a cute planet with rings, with a bunch
Speaker 1: of rings, like seven rings. Okay, it's just like going
Speaker 1: in space and it's fine, and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: it has it has this this meteor that's coming towards it,
Speaker 1: and then the meteor keeps annoying it, and then the
Speaker 1: meteor is like, stop playing with my my, my gurlers
Speaker 1: and and and stop moving around my highlights magazines. Those
Speaker 1: are for my other kids, not for you, and start
Speaker 1: asking me to pick you up after chess club. It's
Speaker 1: not my fault that you keep getting eliminated so early
Speaker 1: in the in school tournament and you have to wait
Speaker 1: around for me. I promised your dad that I'll pick
Speaker 1: you up once a week and start asking me if
Speaker 1: we can go to Raising Caines. On the way back home.
Speaker 1: It makes my car smell all funny, and it's smelled
Speaker 1: already funny because of the time that you actually do
Speaker 1: keep yourself after the petting zoo in two three? Again,
Speaker 1: how old are you? None of your business? And that's fair,
Speaker 1: you know? Again, another question I could just ask I
Speaker 1: just just looking at you, I don't think that you
Speaker 1: would feel that you wouldn't have to deal with sharing
Speaker 1: that often as you seem like you have your own
Speaker 1: freedom because I have to deal with all the time
Speaker 1: and she refuses to pick me up after these podcasts
Speaker 1: recordings too. But anyway, I think that's a good transition
Speaker 1: for us to go into our last segment of the episode,
Speaker 1: which is I should have known. I would like to
Speaker 1: end things by shoking thing that I may be an
Speaker 1: expert in both our guests field and my own and
Speaker 1: every other field, but our guest might not be as
Speaker 1: smart as me. And to do that, I'm going to
Speaker 1: test our guests with five questions about me. Doc spew.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah, let's start now. Question number one,
Speaker 1: where did I have my first kiss? Uh at Sharon's
Speaker 1: What the hell? I had my first kiss at pit
Speaker 1: Bull's performance at the Kiss FM jingle Ball two seven.
Speaker 1: It was very romantic, it was awesome. How am I
Speaker 1: supposed to know that there's an awesome, awesome thing that
Speaker 1: I got to do? And it was so cool? And
Speaker 1: then Sharon came into my life a year later, and
Speaker 1: then things weren't awesome and I really don't think that
Speaker 1: she should be unpacking this stuff. No, and then Edgar
Speaker 1: stopped texting me back on BlackBerry Messenger, and then my
Speaker 1: parents took away my BlackBerry. You shouldn't be telling me
Speaker 1: these things, Okay, my producers, Okay, I'm sorry. Okay's number two?
Speaker 1: Name three of my ex boyfriends now Jake and Edward
Speaker 1: Edgar Jake Niga, I said three, Um, I honestly gotta
Speaker 1: say I don't care. Okay, Well, it's not my business. Well,
Speaker 1: the correct answer was sleepy, dopey or doc. You could
Speaker 1: put anyone lives Okay. Number three? Who's my favorite author?
Speaker 1: I don't know some self help book? No, it's Jojo Seawall.
Speaker 1: Question number four, what's my least favorite drink? Well? Can
Speaker 1: we be done? With this, Come on, and you have
Speaker 1: two more questions left. What's my favorite drink doc spoo soap. No,
Speaker 1: I don't like what you're implying by that, And the
Speaker 1: answer is my half sisters stupid, my half sister super
Speaker 1: lemonade from that stand she's set up when she was five.
Speaker 1: And lastly, who's my favorite singer? Um? What's her name?
Speaker 1: Kim Kim Petrice? No, it's me, I'm my favorite singer.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us, and thanks to
Speaker 1: all the listeners for joining this week's episode of Are
Speaker 1: You Their Dad? It's me Yoko And until next time, Bye,