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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Are You Their Dad?

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Speaker 1: It's me Yoko. This week, we're gonna start our podcast

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Speaker 1: with yet another they should have known. In this week's segment,

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Speaker 1: we're going to be discussing possibly the second most famous

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Speaker 1: extinction of all time, the first big my dad's marriage

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Speaker 1: to a second wife, Stacy, although Stacy was actually like

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Speaker 1: the nicest to me of all his partners, way nicer

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Speaker 1: than Sharon. Hi, Sharon, if you're listening, Um, please don't

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Speaker 1: be mad, but um, Stacy was really nice. She actually

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Speaker 1: gave me snacks after school sometimes, which is cool because

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Speaker 1: my dad would only ever have beef jerky around, even

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Speaker 1: though I told him that I can't eat cow or

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Speaker 1: be for anything, that after my incident at the petting

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Speaker 1: zoo from two thousand three. But um, anyway, so we're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about dinosaurs, which, if you didn't know, they're

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Speaker 1: like these big lizards and they went extinct six million

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Speaker 1: years ago. Now here's the thing. We all know. We

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Speaker 1: all know that dinosaurs are just heterosexual iguanas. But these

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Speaker 1: straight reptiles need to know that if they saw a

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Speaker 1: big rock hurdling towards them, they should just turn away.

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Speaker 1: It's like, can you be that stupid? You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Like, just how dumb can you be to

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Speaker 1: run towards the rock and then just get squished? Because

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Speaker 1: I would go into my Honda c RV and drive off.

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Speaker 1: It's just like it feels like it's common sense to me.

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Speaker 1: And so if you're listening and you see a big

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Speaker 1: rock hurdling towards you, I just just run away, you know,

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Speaker 1: don't be stupid. So that's how Yoko Withold have handled that.

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Speaker 1: Now we're onto our next segment, which is an other

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Speaker 1: you should have known. This week, we're gonna be talking

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Speaker 1: to I'm really excited because this is someone that I

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Speaker 1: ran into when I was at the local community center

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Speaker 1: just seems really smart. Maybe he is, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but um not smart as me. So like, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: But we're going to be talking with doctor spoon and Newton,

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Speaker 1: who runs the astronomy club at the local corporate Community Center. Welcome, doctor,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's so nice to meet you

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Speaker 1: over this podcast. Thank you so much for coming on

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Speaker 1: and talking to us today about astronomy. So that you're

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Speaker 1: an expert in astronomy. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I studied

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Speaker 1: astronomy over at Wayne State University in Detroit. Wow. And

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Speaker 1: I studied that for like about I think that it

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Speaker 1: was a nice four year degree, but I extended it

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Speaker 1: because I needed more time to seven. Wow. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean that's how people get uh where those words called degrees. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome. So I'm actually so excited that you're here, Like,

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Speaker 1: I really am so excited about you specifically because I

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Speaker 1: feel like I actually know a lot in this topic.

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Speaker 1: Like my last episode, like I didn't know that much,

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Speaker 1: but I knew a lot and I knew more than him.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, but like, I'm known for that,

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Speaker 1: But in this one, I like, I really really know

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Speaker 1: a lot because I have a sense about your topic.

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Speaker 1: So my first thing is my chart has a lot

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Speaker 1: of Sagittarius in it. Okay, so does that mean that

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Speaker 1: I'm destined for love this year? Um? I believe that

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Speaker 1: we have had a little bit of a misunderstanding here

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Speaker 1: was I am an astronomer and I believe that sagittary

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Speaker 1: we had a bit of a misunderstanding here. Oh you're

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Speaker 1: a strong number astronomer. Yes, yes, yes, I'm somebody that

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Speaker 1: you're not. No no, no, no no. And then look here,

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Speaker 1: I am the one that focuses more on the stars.

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Speaker 1: We see. Okay, here goes, here's an underst any of you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: astronomy focus on more than just the stars. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: don't talk like a strategy is focusing on the stars

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Speaker 1: as a whole. And I was, in fact, very excited

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Speaker 1: to come on this show today. This is so, this

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Speaker 1: is what the hell? This is so? This is us.

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Speaker 1: You're not in there? Who invited? What? Oh? Sorry? Sorry

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Speaker 1: I was talking can you hear me? Sorry? I was

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Speaker 1: Sorry doctor. Sorry doctor. Um. That's awesome. That's so cool

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Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day, scientist and they discovered a black hole.

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Speaker 1: community center where where you voicing because we never thought

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Speaker 1: that we would see one in our time? A black hole? Well?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us about black holes? I guess then?

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Speaker 1: listen to your your your holes or whatever, keep talking.

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Speaker 1: It's just when I'm very passionate about something, I love

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Speaker 1: it when the other person is just as passionate about it.

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Speaker 1: So maybe maybe if I give you a little information

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Speaker 1: so let me explain to you. Okay, after a large

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Speaker 1: you understand? It's just like life is gone and there's

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Speaker 1: I am tingling on the inside, and how excited I

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Speaker 1: am about black holes? Okay? Are there other holes of color?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Are there other holes of color? Is that

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Speaker 1: the only kind black holes are. Yeah, I think the

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Speaker 1: haven't heard of any any other colored holes. No blue holes. No, no,

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Speaker 1: no white, no, no white, no pink holes. No. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: keep going, keep I'm listening, a doctor, doctor, I'm I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm sorry. No, no no, no, no, it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's also just probably

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Speaker 1: you know what, I actually have some questions now that

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about, I have some questions for you. Actually,

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Speaker 1: sun is a fiery ball of gas. Am I am?

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Speaker 1: experts can learn a thing or two from me, as all.

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Speaker 1: Now now really me, this now real on me? This.

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Speaker 1: what do you think Jake meant by that? I absolutely

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Speaker 1: like the sun. Okay, now question follow up custom to that?

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Speaker 1: So Jake blocked me on Instagram, but I made another

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Speaker 1: for me right now? Actually? And can you tell me

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Speaker 1: As an astronomer, I'm out here constantly taking in news

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with me. This isn't my own

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Speaker 1: and it seems to me that maybe you're not ready

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Speaker 1: say that I'm also very single. Uh, most people that

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Speaker 1: me or for some reason just disappearing off the planet Earth.

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Speaker 1: I never see them again. Disappearing off Earth because you're

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Speaker 1: doctor continue. As an astronomer, it's a very lonely um,

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Speaker 1: it's a very lonely journey. Not too many people, Okay,

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Speaker 1: why is NASA so homophobic? Because I feel like it

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Speaker 1: keeps playing with Pluto's feelings, because it keeps saying like

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Speaker 1: hate clot you're a twink, and then sometimes it's not

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Speaker 1: Why is this homophobic? I just don't know that that's

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Speaker 1: homophobic in that regard, Are you sure. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I have to say. No, I'm less, professor, I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: please continue. A matter of fact, could you just call

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Speaker 1: me doc Spoo, Doc spoon Newton Okay, dark spoo. Please.

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Speaker 1: This has absolutely nothing to do with astronomy in any way.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen movies before. Two thou one, So I

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Speaker 1: don't know, young man. How old are you? None of you?

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Speaker 1: Oh fair enough? I'm sorry, just not doc spoo. So

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Speaker 1: no are you when you said you're a single? So

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Speaker 1: are you? Never mind? Okay? You snap? So I'm doc um.

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Speaker 1: Please continue? What were you saying that the kids are

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Speaker 1: interested in the youths? The kids are just very interested

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Speaker 1: in space as a whole. They love talking about the planets.

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Speaker 1: They love this new black hole that was discovered on

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, and I just think it's fantastic. We we

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Speaker 1: servying the planet. Okay, well, what how far? How far

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Speaker 1: away is this black hole? Is it like close to Earth?

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Speaker 1: Should we be Should I be scared? Should I be scared?

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Speaker 1: Like it's Jake and it's just gonna no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: the gobble all of us up. When we're at least

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Speaker 1: expecting it. No no, no, no, no, no need for fear,

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Speaker 1: The black hole is millions of miles away, so far

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Speaker 1: stars die and black holes form. I mean, years from now,

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Speaker 1: not him. No, that's a totally different person. Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: because by that, by that then you would also think

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Speaker 1: how about Cicely Tyson. He wouldn't think that at all.

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Speaker 1: So why would Neil degrass Tyson be the one that

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Speaker 1: you chose to make that about. It's a it's a

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Speaker 1: it's a popular last name. It's very common. There's absolutely

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Speaker 1: no no, no reason. I would have just said that

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Speaker 1: just don't think that says that says a lot about

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Speaker 1: you anyway. How often does that club meet? So we

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Speaker 1: do like once every other week? Okay? And can anyone join?

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Speaker 1: Anyone can join, all the welcome. The only prerequisite is

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Speaker 1: you love space. Okay, so you hear that if you

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Speaker 1: love Doc Spoo you have that's a prerequisite to have

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Speaker 1: to join. You have to love Doc Sprew and you

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Speaker 1: have to love you have to love space. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to love me. Okay, you can love space too,

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Speaker 1: I guess, but you have to love Doc Sprew. Let's

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Speaker 1: find docs. Boo love Doc. Are you mad at me?

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, just slightly irritated, but not mad.

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Speaker 1: It sound just like sharing. I don't know who sharing

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Speaker 1: is sharing? My step mom sharing anybody? Stepmom? Okay, she's

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Speaker 1: the worst. I hate her. I believe that my positions

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Speaker 1: mean I believe that my position has once again been

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Speaker 1: confused as I am still in astronomer and not a therapist. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so are you on my side or sharon side? Just answer,

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Speaker 1: are you on my side or Sharon's. I'm not on

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Speaker 1: any one side. I don't really know the situation. And

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Speaker 1: I think that any problem that you have with sharing,

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Speaker 1: it's a problem that you and Sharon should talk about. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then let me just paint you a picture using planets

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Speaker 1: so it makes sense to you. Okay, let's say there's

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Speaker 1: one planet and it's just minding its own business. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just a cute planet with rings, with a bunch

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Speaker 1: of rings, like seven rings. Okay, it's just like going

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Speaker 1: in space and it's fine, and all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: it has it has this this meteor that's coming towards it,

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Speaker 1: and then the meteor keeps annoying it, and then the

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Speaker 1: meteor is like, stop playing with my my, my gurlers

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Speaker 1: and and and stop moving around my highlights magazines. Those

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Speaker 1: are for my other kids, not for you, and start

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Speaker 1: asking me to pick you up after chess club. It's

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Speaker 1: not my fault that you keep getting eliminated so early

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Speaker 1: in the in school tournament and you have to wait

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Speaker 1: around for me. I promised your dad that I'll pick

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Speaker 1: you up once a week and start asking me if

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Speaker 1: we can go to Raising Caines. On the way back home.

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Speaker 1: It makes my car smell all funny, and it's smelled

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Speaker 1: already funny because of the time that you actually do

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Speaker 1: keep yourself after the petting zoo in two three? Again,

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Speaker 1: how old are you? None of your business? And that's fair,

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Speaker 1: you know? Again, another question I could just ask I

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Speaker 1: just just looking at you, I don't think that you

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Speaker 1: would feel that you wouldn't have to deal with sharing

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Speaker 1: that often as you seem like you have your own

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Speaker 1: freedom because I have to deal with all the time

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Speaker 1: and she refuses to pick me up after these podcasts

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Speaker 1: recordings too. But anyway, I think that's a good transition

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Speaker 1: for us to go into our last segment of the episode,

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Speaker 1: which is I should have known. I would like to

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Speaker 1: end things by shoking thing that I may be an

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Speaker 1: expert in both our guests field and my own and

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Speaker 1: every other field, but our guest might not be as

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Speaker 1: smart as me. And to do that, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: test our guests with five questions about me. Doc spew.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah, let's start now. Question number one,

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Speaker 1: where did I have my first kiss? Uh at Sharon's

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Speaker 1: What the hell? I had my first kiss at pit

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Speaker 1: Bull's performance at the Kiss FM jingle Ball two seven.

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Speaker 1: It was very romantic, it was awesome. How am I

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Speaker 1: supposed to know that there's an awesome, awesome thing that

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Speaker 1: I got to do? And it was so cool? And

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Speaker 1: then Sharon came into my life a year later, and

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Speaker 1: then things weren't awesome and I really don't think that

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Speaker 1: she should be unpacking this stuff. No, and then Edgar

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Speaker 1: stopped texting me back on BlackBerry Messenger, and then my

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Speaker 1: parents took away my BlackBerry. You shouldn't be telling me

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Speaker 1: these things, Okay, my producers, Okay, I'm sorry. Okay's number two?

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Speaker 1: Name three of my ex boyfriends now Jake and Edward

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Speaker 1: Edgar Jake Niga, I said three, Um, I honestly gotta

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Speaker 1: say I don't care. Okay, Well, it's not my business. Well,

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Speaker 1: the correct answer was sleepy, dopey or doc. You could

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Speaker 1: put anyone lives Okay. Number three? Who's my favorite author?

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Speaker 1: I don't know some self help book? No, it's Jojo Seawall.

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Speaker 1: Question number four, what's my least favorite drink? Well? Can

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Speaker 1: we be done? With this, Come on, and you have

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Speaker 1: two more questions left. What's my favorite drink doc spoo soap. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't like what you're implying by that, And the

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Speaker 1: answer is my half sisters stupid, my half sister super

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Speaker 1: lemonade from that stand she's set up when she was five.

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Speaker 1: And lastly, who's my favorite singer? Um? What's her name?

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Speaker 1: Kim Kim Petrice? No, it's me, I'm my favorite singer.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us, and thanks to

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Speaker 1: all the listeners for joining this week's episode of Are

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Speaker 1: You Their Dad? It's me Yoko And until next time, Bye,