WEBVTT - Mind the (Age) Gap 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:05.120 Hell I Suck a Dating with Darren Haven and I 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:11.440 heard radio podcast. Hey, welcome to an all new episode 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:14.320 of help by Suck at Dating. I'm Jared Haven and 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:17.200 guess what, I am not joined by Dean Anger this 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:20.680 week because he forgot we were recording. That's right, ladies 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.000 and gentlemen. If he's not on the golf course, he's 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:26.400 on the beach laying with his girlfriend forgetting that he 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:29.120 has a job. I'm currently actually in a closet in 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.600 New York City. Long story there, but you know, sometimes 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:34.319 when you're traveling, you just need to find a nice 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:39.160 quiet space surrounded by shoes, shirts, possibly demons to record 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:42.879 a podcast. So what we're gonna do today is I'm 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.400 going to talk about topics that we've gathered from the 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.280 week dating topics. Hot topics, if you will. We have 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:50.760 a couple of emails. Our favorite part of the episode 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:55.320 in the first topic that we have comes from Kaya 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:59.800 Gerber Eastern Mark. Do you know who Kaya Gerber is? Yes? 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.520 Kya Gerber is the daughter of Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber, 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:06.840 and she briefly did she date Pete Davidson. At one 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.480 point it says that yeah, it says that she was 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:14.959 linked to the Saturday Night Live cast member earlier last year, 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.479 tells the nineteen summer around there. I'm a big Pete 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.600 Davidson fan. I'm not gonna lie. What was that movie 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:25.000 he just did? Staten Island, Kingistan Island? A little bit 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.360 long for my taste. All the Judd Apatel films are 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:29.920 like a half hour too long. But I really like 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:33.039 Pete Davidson. Mark you kind of like grinned when I 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:34.959 said no, No. I like him too. I'm a big 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.800 fan of Saturday Night Live, and I'm just impressed with 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:43.120 the incredible level of woman he finds himself involved with. 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:49.720 Twin Kaya gerber Uh David, Cassie David, Larry David's daughter 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:55.480 whatever her name is, Kate Beckinsale Ariana grand Day. I 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.480 mean grand Day was the biggest one. They were engaged 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:59.919 right for like six months. And who is the latest rumor, 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.840 Pete Davidson Paramore. I have no idea, but Pete Davidson 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:07.600 does get himself some hotties. It's crazy. He's a hero 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.960 for all skinny weirdos out there, Like like, he's an 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:14.320 absolute hero for someone like me. Oh Phoebe Dinnivore from 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:19.680 bridget Good God, this man, he's obviously got a he's 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:24.640 he's he's probably well well endowed. Uh so Kaya Gerber 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.519 the daughter of Cindy Crawford. Uh this is a big 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:33.919 topic because lately we've been talking about age gaps, uh 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.760 with the Ben Affleck video, the Matthew Perry video that 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.360 came out on TikTok So. Katie Gerber has been a 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.359 model since she was thirteen years old, and she says 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:46.720 that she likes dating older people even as a teenager. Quote, 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:48.919 she said, I found myself in situations where I was like, 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.360 I actually don't have the life experience that I need 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:57.240 to handle this, she told the Insider Um. And she 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.920 goes on and she says that she wound up dating 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.760 older people simply because they were the ones surrounding her 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.480 in the fashion industry. Quote, I got put in situations 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.679 where one day I'd wake up and be like, how 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.080 did I get here? I have no idea what I'm doing, 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:13.560 and I need help. The supermodel didn't name any past 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.240 partners in her interview, but as Mark said, she was 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.040 linked with Pete Davidson and she was eighteen at the time. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.639 Back in nineteen, Pete Davidson was twenty six. I don't 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:24.520 think that's weird at all. I don't know why that's 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.600 even like an age cap. I mean, that's only eight 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:29.680 years and he was twenty six. My dad was twenty seven, 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:31.840 my mom was twenty when they got married, and I've 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.560 never thought of that as being weird. That's the precise 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.760 age gap of me and my wife. She was eighteen 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.800 and I was twenty six when we met. All right, 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:42.160 so you're low creepy, you get it. Um, it wasn't 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:50.560 really my point. How old were you when you guys met? Oh? Okay, yeah, 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.720 that's not weird. That's not weird at all. Eastern six months, 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:01.040 she's six six months older, is she's Do you ever 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:04.040 think you'd date an older woman? You know? I always 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:07.120 dreamed of it. I had. I had sex with an 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.440 older woman one time. It was a thrill. And uh 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.520 now that a married wine, it's also a thrill. Well, 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.720 hold on, hold on. When you say you had sex 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.640 with an older woman, how much older were we talking about? 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:26.120 I was twenty four and she was thirty seven. Wow, Yeah, 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:29.039 that's that's pretty awesome. I'm not gonna lie. Why is 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:33.200 it a fetish of guys to be with an older woman, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.200 Like let's just like, let's this's a guy's podcast. We're 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.000 just gonna call spade a spade. Like one of the 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:42.919 most popular porn searches I would imagine is milt Why 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:44.760 is Why is that a thing? I mean, it's an 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:47.160 edible thing, right, yeah, I think it's gonna be a 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.440 deep psychological thing. I don't think I have that, by 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:51.200 the way, I think the oldest woman I've dated was 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.120 maybe two years older than me or three. I don't 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.240 think I have that. And you can talk to my 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:02.080 search history too, Oh please, I definitely have a little 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.040 bit of it, or had a little bit of it 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:08.120 when I was so the oldest I probably ever dated. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:14.840 I was seventeen at the time and she was twenty 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:18.880 two or twenty three, and I lied about my age. 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:23.320 I said I was eighteen because it was so backstory. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.919 Every year, we go on this trip with my my 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.680 neighbors to Block Island, which is an island off the 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.000 coast of Rhode Island. It's a very summer town and 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.680 they do this thing every year. And my friend had 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:39.480 an older cousin super hot, like the prototypical hot older 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.400 cousin always had a boyfriend. Then I went when I 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.919 was seventeen, always thinking this girl's hot. She was twenty 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:49.400 two or twenty three and she was single, and I 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.159 have no idea what came over me, but I was 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.800 just so cocky and confident because in my head, I 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.040 was like, there's no way this is ever happening. So 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.359 I was flirting with her the entire time. Time I 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.440 lied about my age, I couldn't believe I did that. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:06.520 I said I was eighteen. And then that night we 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.080 come back to my friend's house and then she asked 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:12.200 for a ride home. Because I'm seventeen, I can drive. 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:16.159 At this point, I drive her home. I'm like shaking 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:20.599 because I'm so freaking nervous. I don't know what the 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:22.359 hell to do, but I'm trying to just hide it. 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.240 And then we pull it and she leans over it 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.320 and kisses me and we start making out, and I'm like, 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:30.200 holy sh it, I'm the coolest guy alive. And that 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:33.599 was my own, like my one real experience kind of 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.920 being with an older woman, and it was a great experience. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:43.080 She yeah. So, anyway back to this article, So I 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.640 think this is getting more play because the ben Affleck 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.360 video just came out. That was obviously a big gap. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:53.080 And then we have we had um Um, the girl 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.560 that released the Matthew Perry video on TikTok, we had 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.880 her own podcast a couple of weeks ago. That was 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.640 a big discussion. I honestly felt bad fro Matthew Perry 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.640 Win the whole thing came out. People will call him creepy. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:06.039 It's like, listen, it was a FaceTime video. I understand 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.640 he's an older guy. She was nineteen at the time, 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:12.360 but I mean, honestly, if you're if you're in your 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:16.040 fifties and you're able to get like twenty year old girls, 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.760 what do you You're not supposed to, like at least 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:22.440 like talk to them or have fun. I don't know. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.440 I'm not advocating it. I'm also not saying it's wrong. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.440 I'm just saying it's kind of a thing. It's consenting adults. 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:32.960 You know, I think that's Anything's fine, right, I agree 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.560 to consenting adult time, fine with And then our next 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.200 article that we talked about it's kind of in the 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:41.440 same vein so Lisa Rena, you guys know who this is. 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.880 Rent oh god Mark is correcting me on names. See 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.000 this is bad. I feel like I'm an older soul 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:52.040 than Mark. This is bad. Well, you should do your 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:54.480 TikTok ran down the show because that was pretty funny. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.640 Oh my god, I can't stand TikTok and I go on, TikTok. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.920 That's the problem. I go on. I like hate watching 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.520 videos because I was always telling these guys earlier, like 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:05.920 if I hear that b b rexas song war word 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.880 time where it's like you want me, I want you bad? 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:15.280 Is that who it is? Do a lipa? Okay? All right? 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.240 I knew I had, and I was really confident with 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.280 what I was saying. I thought if I said it 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:24.880 with conviction, I'd be correct. And the baby, oh the 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:30.800 baby that's what I call lois Uh what was I 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:34.920 gonna say? Oh yeah, uh TikTok man. I just like 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.480 I'm on it and I just know I'm wasting my 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:39.560 life away. And if I hear that like it's just 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.920 the same song over and over again, or like the 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:44.960 trend that Nick just did with us were like this. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.640 You know, you get shot and as you get shot, 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.360 you get called out on stuff that you do, and 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:56.280 I'm like, what's what's going on here anyway, Lisa, Rena, Rena, Rena, 0:08:56.440 --> 0:09:00.440 that's fine. Uh so the headline is she says that 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:05.600 daughter Amelia Hamlin's relationship with Scott Disick. I'm a big 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:09.360 fan of is quote. It is what it is. So 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.959 Lisa had a lais fair attitude when it comes to 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:15.520 her daughter's dating life. While appearing virtually on Watch What 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:19.439 Happens Live Wednesday, the fifty seven year old real housewife 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:22.920 of Beverly Hill Start opened up about her daughter Amelia 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:26.839 Hamlin's relationship with, of course, Scott Disick when asked by 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:30.079 host Andy Cohen what her quote first reaction was to 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.840 learn in the Hamlin, nineteen years old, was dating Dissick, 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.680 thirty seven years old. The reality star initially shied away 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:40.480 from the question, saying, uh yeah, as Cohen fifty two 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:44.480 dug deeper as a good journalist does. He then asked 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.920 Rena if she had been in contact with Chris Jenner 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.679 over the romance. Oh, man, I feel like Chris Jenner 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:52.640 might be the most difficult person to get on the phone. 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.760 I have not, she said, before adding I have met 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:57.800 him now. He was very nice and we had a 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:01.200 very nice time. She continued, adding that Dissick also met 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:04.040 her husband, Harry Hamlin. I don't know who that is. 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:08.160 Great name. Rena then added of the relationship, it is 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.120 what it is, guys, it is what it is. As 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:15.400 for their eighteen year age gap, the source said that 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:19.320 the couple doesn't feel decades between them. She grew up 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.120 in the industry and knows how all of this works. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.840 The source added about Hamlin, it's a different type of 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:28.920 maturity and they really don't feel the age difference. So 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:34.640 she's nineteen six thirty seven. Again, I don't find that 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.400 that weird. I do. I'm sorry hypocrite because I was 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.760 twenty six and my wife was eighteen. But I also 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:43.960 have a question for the women, and maybe Riley and 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:46.760 Hannaken weigh in on this. I feel like when a 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.880 guide dates a string of teenagers, like Scott Dissac has 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.199 with Sophia Richie prior to this, I feel like it's 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.719 a sign of poor character. I feel like that's how 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.800 it's perceived, whether that's the case or not. Any thoughts 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:02.640 on that, Riley, I want to hear your perspective. I 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.160 think it's a little weird, and I think that it 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:09.880 kind of labels that he will only go for a 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:13.199 younger girl, and that I'm either either that's kind of 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.720 a turn off, but also that I don't really apply 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:20.200 to his type. Why why don't you apply? How old 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:28.240 are you Ronnie? One of the geriatric millennials we've been 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:31.960 hearing about lately. I guess Disick. I forgot that he 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.120 had a teenage girlfriend before this. That's right. He was 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.760 daying in nineteen year old before this, right, well for 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.000 three years, so she did edge out of her teen years, 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.280 but that's probably you know, Yeah, and then he broke 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.280 up with her and started dating in nineteen year old again. 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:50.040 It's like, it's like Matthew McConaughey and Davison confused. I 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.040 keep getting older and they stayed the same age. I 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.320 don't think that's what you want to aspire to. No, 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.000 definitely a line that I'm not sure it'd be socially 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:03.760 acceptable today. Um, I guess I get dissac had passes 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:09.319 because I don't think he's like I don't want to 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.840 say this like a dick, because I actually really like 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:15.800 Scott Distick. But it's not like I'm not striving to 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:17.600 be like Scott Distick, you know what I mean? Like 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:20.160 he's here from my entertainment purposes, and I think he 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.560 does a great job. Got a role model. Yeah, it's 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.199 like if my son was like, hey, I just want 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.720 to be exactly Scott Distick, I'm like, okay, listen, buddy, 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.679 we need to sit down and have a conversation. I'm 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:31.760 probably tainted by the fact that I have a fifteen 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.480 year old daughter and a couple of years I don't 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:35.400 want her bring it home a forty year old that 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:40.120 I would definitely have a problem with. Yeah, that would 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.200 be weird. High. I guess it's different. Yeah, once you 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:47.760 have a daughter, all bets are off, man, and I 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.080 can't be too much of a hypocrite, you know, because 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.800 of the thing. But there is a limit to what 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:56.319 I will tolerate there. Yeah, what happens. So when your 0:12:56.400 --> 0:13:00.200 daughter was it turns eighteen, what happens if she brings 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:05.120 home someone who's like thirty two. I maybe I love 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:08.000 the guy who knows, you know, But if it's a 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:11.520 guy that, uh I got a bad vibe off of 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:15.160 and two dated a string of teenagers, I think I'd 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.760 have to have a real conversation with my daughter about that. Yeah, 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.360 that's a tough one. I don't know, man, I don't 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:21.720 even want to think about if I have a daughter 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.360 one day and like how I'm gonna feel. I'm just 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:27.199 gonna feel more like it's just weird. Listen, if the 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.280 girl's nineteen, I mean she's in the industry, she's gonna 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:33.240 date Scott too, sick, whatever, and I like tired of 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.680 the age gap. Like, if you're too consenting adults and 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.200 you want to be in a relationship, go go be 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.160 in a relationship, you know, be happy. All the power 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:45.080 to you. Um, I'll give you something just for perspective. 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.440 So he and that young lady are eighteen years apart. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:54.480 That young lady and his daughter Penelope, who is only 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:58.240 nine years old, are nine years apart. Yeah, that's weird. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.719 It's weird. Yeah, maybe maybe he should just go back 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.920 to Courtney, even though she's with what's his face? Right? 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:10.560 That's right? Yeah, the dude from what band is he from? 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:14.079 It's blinkin eight two, Thank you very much, Link two. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:17.240 That's right. We talked about this before. Yeah, good for her. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.280 All right, Well let's take a quick break and then 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.640 when we come back, I'm going to talk about an article. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.520 It says people who realized within a year that getting 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:29.800 married was a big mistake. Well, I'm already past the 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.320 year and I'm still pretty happy, so we will be 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:45.520 right back, all right, welcome back to help by second dating. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.840 I have one more topic to talk to before returning 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:50.560 over to Deanie Babies. I think he's still in Mexico. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:53.000 He's gonna be somewhere on the beach recording live. Who knows, 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:55.480 maybe Kylin will stop by. Who knows what Dean has 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.160 up his sleeve. So, like I said, The article from 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.880 BuzzFeed to people who realized with any year that getting 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:04.240 married was a big mistake talks about, oh, your wedding 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.000 day the best day of your life, unless it's the worst. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.520 Marrying the worst person is a serious ordeal, and recognizing it, 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:14.520 much less extracting yourself from the situation is not always easy. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.880 Here are some of the most shocking replies BuzzFeed got 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:19.920 when they were talking about people who realized within a 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.640 year that they married the wrong person. Quote A couple 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.200 of weeks ago, A couple of weeks into our marriage, 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:28.760 the sex started to physically hurt. I went to my 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.840 O B G y N, and after a test or two, 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:36.200 she informed me that I contracted chlamitia, And that's when 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:40.000 I knew I made a big mistake. Holy crap, How 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:43.040 did she not How did she not get chlamitia before? 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:49.600 Unless they waited till marriage, Right, that is sad because you, 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:52.560 I mean, if you had sex, unless like he cheated 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:57.120 on her rape before. And he's nodding his head like, yeah, 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:02.560 Jared figured it out. Uh, so he might have cheated 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.960 on her rape before the wedding, he contracted chlamydia, and 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.320 then they had sex and he gave it to her 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:13.800 those bachelor parties. Yeah, what stays in vague. What happens 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:20.560 in Vegas stays in Vegas unless it's chlamydia. Another one, Well, 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.080 I knew it was over when she started a fight 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:28.080 at my brother's funeral because female attendees were giving me 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:35.440 hugs as part of the condolences. I mean, who is 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:39.840 this guy? I started to fight my brother's funeral. So 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.320 so this is a guy writing this. Yeah, and so 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:45.920 the girl started losing it. Right, his brother dies, He 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.320 goes to the funeral and females are hugging him to 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:51.160 console him, and she starts to fight. I mean, I 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:54.320 can't believe he didn't know until after the wedding, that 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.920 this was the wrong person for him. She must have 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:01.320 been really, really attractive. Uh, that's the only logical conclusion. 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.280 Quote Another horrific story about someone who realized within a 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:08.760 year they married the wrong person. Quote the next morning 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.600 when I woke up apparently probably the next morning after 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.760 their wedding, That's what I'm assuming the next morning when 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:16.840 I woke up and thought, when would be a socially 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:22.560 acceptable time to get divorced? What the hell? Why would 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:26.359 you say yesterday? Before? You know, you get caught up 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:30.320 in the planning and the and the gifts and the excitement, 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:32.680 and then when it's over there could be a real letdown. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.000 You know. It's funny everybody gives bachelor so much crap 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.879 for that being like, oh, when you day and like 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.320 you're high on life and you're not thinking of other 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:43.800 things and you're in the moment, and that's why, like 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:47.679 it's not real, it's not real love. But then you 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:49.439 go back to the real world and it's like you 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:54.560 kind of encounter not the same level of heyitnus, but 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:58.159 like Mark said, like wedding planning and getting engaged and 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:00.040 all your friends are getting engaged and you're planning a 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:04.920 wedding and there's excitement and like it's there's similar factors there, 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:08.200 to which I say, like it's not just reality TV, 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.320 Like you have to overcome those factors in real life 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.639 as well, because everything gets heightened, like you said, like 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:14.879 there's so much pressure, and you don't want to be 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.159 the only person in your friend group to not be married, 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:18.960 and then like kids, you don't want to be the 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:20.640 only person in your friend group who doesn't have kids 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:24.040 because your life changes, like once your friend and families 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:27.560 life changes, Like you want your life to change because 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:29.720 nobody wants to be the one single dude out of 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:31.960 their friends because then you're the only one going to 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:35.600 a bar at night. Like that sucks really quick. I 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:37.760 want to bring up this kind of ties back to 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:41.040 that Matthew McConaughey quote from Days and Confused. But a 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:45.720 lot of our friends are having kids and Alison I 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:47.240 do not have kids, and we don't have plans to 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:49.240 do that, and so we are not seeing those people 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:51.000 as much because we don't have as much in common 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:52.879 with them any like, like you know, they don't They 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:54.520 just want to talk about their kids and we have 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:57.439 nothing to say, and uh, we started hanging out with 0:18:57.480 --> 0:19:01.560 some new friends who are younger than us, and uh, 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:04.600 because we're kind of in the same spot in our lives, 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:08.320 and uh we joked that. You know, I love just 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:12.359 trading out friends for younger, younger people until they have kids, 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:15.159 and then I'll just get new friends. And like the 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:17.560 Scott distric of friends, I am, I am, I'm only 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:20.280 hanging out with eighteen year olds because they just once 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:23.080 they once they age out, you just start replacing them. Like, 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:25.760 all right, well they have kids who who only has 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:29.480 an Xbox? Bring them to me exactly. You'll never guess 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:33.000 you just popular waiting room. No, oh my goodness, this 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:36.840 is exciting. Oh god, I don't even want to see them. 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:41.440 I don't want to see them. Ladies and ladies and gentlemen, 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:44.800 boys and girls. The man of the hour. Everybody's been 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:50.480 waiting with bated breath. Beach. He might be knees deep 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:57.240 in in the Pacific right now. There he is. Ladies 0:19:57.320 --> 0:20:01.760 and gentlemen, look at that color you look. Hey, my 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:03.679 brother's wedding is in an hour and a half, so 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:08.920 can we try to make this Is that right? Yeah, 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:12.400 it's right. So this one's kind of not on you. 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:14.200 Because I think at one point we were going to 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:16.720 do this today. I was under the impression that Jared 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:18.760 was co hosting with a lovely co host that was 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:23.240 gonna step in at Ripley filling my shoes. I think, uh, 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:26.480 you're you're looking at him right now, Dean, Well, listen, 0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:29.200 don't get me wrong. You guys are definitely fantastic villains. 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:31.160 But I remember it was some other guys, some guy 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:36.040 named Grant maybe I think it was Brian, but he canceled. 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:38.600 You obviously didn't get the last email because we're supposed 0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:40.760 to do it yesterday with Brian, and then he canceled, 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:42.359 and then we're like, okay, we'll just do our regular 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:44.840 Friday spot, right. I mean, yeah, I've been drunk in 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.200 Mexico for the past three days because my brother is 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.080 getting married an hour and a half, So you know, 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:51.560 that's kind of why I've been a little my game here. 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:53.640 Do you have things that you have to like get 0:20:53.720 --> 0:20:56.399 done before the wedding? Uh? Yeah, I mean I'm a 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:58.199 best man, so I need to be able to get 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:01.520 dressed with them, put our close on together, and you know, 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:05.680 cheers with champagne, makes some speeches, coordinates and things but whatever, 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:07.200 you know, I'm here for help. I start your dating 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:10.119 first and foremost, my brother, listen, it's not it's for 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:11.920 it's his first wedding, but it's not gonna be his 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:16.520 last wedding, So hey, don't below all the material from 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:20.359 the best man's speech on us. He's just practicing. In fact, 0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:22.399 maybe I'll take a little voice recording of the best 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:23.960 man's speech and we can go ahead and clip that 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:27.359 into the episode. To what he said, I like, yeah, 0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:29.840 I do apologize. I don't know how good the audio 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:31.880 is going to be in this room. Uh it sounds 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:34.800 a little echo e And if I think it sounds 0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:37.119 echoly's probably not gonna be that great. So for those listening, 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:39.720 and for Mark and Easton, I apologize for the audio quality. 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:42.760 You sound great. We're talking about weddings right now. We're 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:45.440 talking about people who immediately knew after they got married 0:21:45.480 --> 0:21:47.840 that they've made a huge mistake. I hope that's not 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:49.879 the kid for your brother and future sister in law. 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:51.440 But what is your take on them as a couple. 0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:53.919 Do you approve of her? Uh? Wow, that's I mean 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:56.399 that's uh would be pretty brutal to get married and 0:21:56.400 --> 0:21:58.639 then immediately regret it. Well, they've been dating for like 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:01.920