Speaker 1: Hell I Suck a Dating with Darren Haven and I
Speaker 1: heard radio podcast. Hey, welcome to an all new episode
Speaker 1: of help by Suck at Dating. I'm Jared Haven and
Speaker 1: guess what, I am not joined by Dean Anger this
Speaker 1: week because he forgot we were recording. That's right, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. If he's not on the golf course, he's
Speaker 1: on the beach laying with his girlfriend forgetting that he
Speaker 1: has a job. I'm currently actually in a closet in
Speaker 1: New York City. Long story there, but you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: when you're traveling, you just need to find a nice
Speaker 1: quiet space surrounded by shoes, shirts, possibly demons to record
Speaker 1: a podcast. So what we're gonna do today is I'm
Speaker 1: going to talk about topics that we've gathered from the
Speaker 1: week dating topics. Hot topics, if you will. We have
Speaker 1: a couple of emails. Our favorite part of the episode
Speaker 1: in the first topic that we have comes from Kaya
Speaker 1: Gerber Eastern Mark. Do you know who Kaya Gerber is? Yes?
Speaker 1: Kya Gerber is the daughter of Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber,
Speaker 1: and she briefly did she date Pete Davidson. At one
Speaker 1: point it says that yeah, it says that she was
Speaker 1: linked to the Saturday Night Live cast member earlier last year,
Speaker 1: tells the nineteen summer around there. I'm a big Pete
Speaker 1: Davidson fan. I'm not gonna lie. What was that movie
Speaker 1: he just did? Staten Island, Kingistan Island? A little bit
Speaker 1: long for my taste. All the Judd Apatel films are
Speaker 1: like a half hour too long. But I really like
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson. Mark you kind of like grinned when I
Speaker 1: said no, No. I like him too. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of Saturday Night Live, and I'm just impressed with
Speaker 1: the incredible level of woman he finds himself involved with.
Speaker 1: Twin Kaya gerber Uh David, Cassie David, Larry David's daughter
Speaker 1: whatever her name is, Kate Beckinsale Ariana grand Day. I
Speaker 1: mean grand Day was the biggest one. They were engaged
Speaker 1: right for like six months. And who is the latest rumor,
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson Paramore. I have no idea, but Pete Davidson
Speaker 1: does get himself some hotties. It's crazy. He's a hero
Speaker 1: for all skinny weirdos out there, Like like, he's an
Speaker 1: absolute hero for someone like me. Oh Phoebe Dinnivore from
Speaker 1: bridget Good God, this man, he's obviously got a he's
Speaker 1: he's he's probably well well endowed. Uh so Kaya Gerber
Speaker 1: the daughter of Cindy Crawford. Uh this is a big
Speaker 1: topic because lately we've been talking about age gaps, uh
Speaker 1: with the Ben Affleck video, the Matthew Perry video that
Speaker 1: came out on TikTok So. Katie Gerber has been a
Speaker 1: model since she was thirteen years old, and she says
Speaker 1: that she likes dating older people even as a teenager. Quote,
Speaker 1: she said, I found myself in situations where I was like,
Speaker 1: I actually don't have the life experience that I need
Speaker 1: to handle this, she told the Insider Um. And she
Speaker 1: goes on and she says that she wound up dating
Speaker 1: older people simply because they were the ones surrounding her
Speaker 1: in the fashion industry. Quote, I got put in situations
Speaker 1: where one day I'd wake up and be like, how
Speaker 1: did I get here? I have no idea what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: and I need help. The supermodel didn't name any past
Speaker 1: partners in her interview, but as Mark said, she was
Speaker 1: linked with Pete Davidson and she was eighteen at the time.
Speaker 1: Back in nineteen, Pete Davidson was twenty six. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's weird at all. I don't know why that's
Speaker 1: even like an age cap. I mean, that's only eight
Speaker 1: years and he was twenty six. My dad was twenty seven,
Speaker 1: my mom was twenty when they got married, and I've
Speaker 1: never thought of that as being weird. That's the precise
Speaker 1: age gap of me and my wife. She was eighteen
Speaker 1: and I was twenty six when we met. All right,
Speaker 1: so you're low creepy, you get it. Um, it wasn't
Speaker 1: really my point. How old were you when you guys met? Oh? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not weird. That's not weird at all. Eastern six months,
Speaker 1: she's six six months older, is she's Do you ever
Speaker 1: think you'd date an older woman? You know? I always
Speaker 1: dreamed of it. I had. I had sex with an
Speaker 1: older woman one time. It was a thrill. And uh
Speaker 1: now that a married wine, it's also a thrill. Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. When you say you had sex
Speaker 1: with an older woman, how much older were we talking about?
Speaker 1: I was twenty four and she was thirty seven. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's pretty awesome. I'm not gonna lie. Why is
Speaker 1: it a fetish of guys to be with an older woman,
Speaker 1: Like let's just like, let's this's a guy's podcast. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna call spade a spade. Like one of the
Speaker 1: most popular porn searches I would imagine is milt Why
Speaker 1: is Why is that a thing? I mean, it's an
Speaker 1: edible thing, right, yeah, I think it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: deep psychological thing. I don't think I have that, by
Speaker 1: the way, I think the oldest woman I've dated was
Speaker 1: maybe two years older than me or three. I don't
Speaker 1: think I have that. And you can talk to my
Speaker 1: search history too, Oh please, I definitely have a little
Speaker 1: bit of it, or had a little bit of it
Speaker 1: when I was so the oldest I probably ever dated.
Speaker 1: I was seventeen at the time and she was twenty
Speaker 1: two or twenty three, and I lied about my age.
Speaker 1: I said I was eighteen because it was so backstory.
Speaker 1: Every year, we go on this trip with my my
Speaker 1: neighbors to Block Island, which is an island off the
Speaker 1: coast of Rhode Island. It's a very summer town and
Speaker 1: they do this thing every year. And my friend had
Speaker 1: an older cousin super hot, like the prototypical hot older
Speaker 1: cousin always had a boyfriend. Then I went when I
Speaker 1: was seventeen, always thinking this girl's hot. She was twenty
Speaker 1: two or twenty three and she was single, and I
Speaker 1: have no idea what came over me, but I was
Speaker 1: just so cocky and confident because in my head, I
Speaker 1: was like, there's no way this is ever happening. So
Speaker 1: I was flirting with her the entire time. Time I
Speaker 1: lied about my age, I couldn't believe I did that.
Speaker 1: I said I was eighteen. And then that night we
Speaker 1: come back to my friend's house and then she asked
Speaker 1: for a ride home. Because I'm seventeen, I can drive.
Speaker 1: At this point, I drive her home. I'm like shaking
Speaker 1: because I'm so freaking nervous. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: hell to do, but I'm trying to just hide it.
Speaker 1: And then we pull it and she leans over it
Speaker 1: and kisses me and we start making out, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, I'm the coolest guy alive. And that
Speaker 1: was my own, like my one real experience kind of
Speaker 1: being with an older woman, and it was a great experience.
Speaker 1: She yeah. So, anyway back to this article, So I
Speaker 1: think this is getting more play because the ben Affleck
Speaker 1: video just came out. That was obviously a big gap.
Speaker 1: And then we have we had um Um, the girl
Speaker 1: that released the Matthew Perry video on TikTok, we had
Speaker 1: her own podcast a couple of weeks ago. That was
Speaker 1: a big discussion. I honestly felt bad fro Matthew Perry
Speaker 1: Win the whole thing came out. People will call him creepy.
Speaker 1: It's like, listen, it was a FaceTime video. I understand
Speaker 1: he's an older guy. She was nineteen at the time,
Speaker 1: but I mean, honestly, if you're if you're in your
Speaker 1: fifties and you're able to get like twenty year old girls,
Speaker 1: what do you You're not supposed to, like at least
Speaker 1: like talk to them or have fun. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not advocating it. I'm also not saying it's wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's kind of a thing. It's consenting adults.
Speaker 1: You know, I think that's Anything's fine, right, I agree
Speaker 1: to consenting adult time, fine with And then our next
Speaker 1: article that we talked about it's kind of in the
Speaker 1: same vein so Lisa Rena, you guys know who this is.
Speaker 1: Rent oh god Mark is correcting me on names. See
Speaker 1: this is bad. I feel like I'm an older soul
Speaker 1: than Mark. This is bad. Well, you should do your
Speaker 1: TikTok ran down the show because that was pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't stand TikTok and I go on, TikTok.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. I go on. I like hate watching
Speaker 1: videos because I was always telling these guys earlier, like
Speaker 1: if I hear that b b rexas song war word
Speaker 1: time where it's like you want me, I want you bad?
Speaker 1: Is that who it is? Do a lipa? Okay? All right?
Speaker 1: I knew I had, and I was really confident with
Speaker 1: what I was saying. I thought if I said it
Speaker 1: with conviction, I'd be correct. And the baby, oh the
Speaker 1: baby that's what I call lois Uh what was I
Speaker 1: gonna say? Oh yeah, uh TikTok man. I just like
Speaker 1: I'm on it and I just know I'm wasting my
Speaker 1: life away. And if I hear that like it's just
Speaker 1: the same song over and over again, or like the
Speaker 1: trend that Nick just did with us were like this.
Speaker 1: You know, you get shot and as you get shot,
Speaker 1: you get called out on stuff that you do, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's what's going on here anyway, Lisa, Rena, Rena, Rena,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Uh so the headline is she says that
Speaker 1: daughter Amelia Hamlin's relationship with Scott Disick. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of is quote. It is what it is. So
Speaker 1: Lisa had a lais fair attitude when it comes to
Speaker 1: her daughter's dating life. While appearing virtually on Watch What
Speaker 1: Happens Live Wednesday, the fifty seven year old real housewife
Speaker 1: of Beverly Hill Start opened up about her daughter Amelia
Speaker 1: Hamlin's relationship with, of course, Scott Disick when asked by
Speaker 1: host Andy Cohen what her quote first reaction was to
Speaker 1: learn in the Hamlin, nineteen years old, was dating Dissick,
Speaker 1: thirty seven years old. The reality star initially shied away
Speaker 1: from the question, saying, uh yeah, as Cohen fifty two
Speaker 1: dug deeper as a good journalist does. He then asked
Speaker 1: Rena if she had been in contact with Chris Jenner
Speaker 1: over the romance. Oh, man, I feel like Chris Jenner
Speaker 1: might be the most difficult person to get on the phone.
Speaker 1: I have not, she said, before adding I have met
Speaker 1: him now. He was very nice and we had a
Speaker 1: very nice time. She continued, adding that Dissick also met
Speaker 1: her husband, Harry Hamlin. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1: Great name. Rena then added of the relationship, it is
Speaker 1: what it is, guys, it is what it is. As
Speaker 1: for their eighteen year age gap, the source said that
Speaker 1: the couple doesn't feel decades between them. She grew up
Speaker 1: in the industry and knows how all of this works.
Speaker 1: The source added about Hamlin, it's a different type of
Speaker 1: maturity and they really don't feel the age difference. So
Speaker 1: she's nineteen six thirty seven. Again, I don't find that
Speaker 1: that weird. I do. I'm sorry hypocrite because I was
Speaker 1: twenty six and my wife was eighteen. But I also
Speaker 1: have a question for the women, and maybe Riley and
Speaker 1: Hannaken weigh in on this. I feel like when a
Speaker 1: guide dates a string of teenagers, like Scott Dissac has
Speaker 1: with Sophia Richie prior to this, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a sign of poor character. I feel like that's how
Speaker 1: it's perceived, whether that's the case or not. Any thoughts
Speaker 1: on that, Riley, I want to hear your perspective. I
Speaker 1: think it's a little weird, and I think that it
Speaker 1: kind of labels that he will only go for a
Speaker 1: younger girl, and that I'm either either that's kind of
Speaker 1: a turn off, but also that I don't really apply
Speaker 1: to his type. Why why don't you apply? How old
Speaker 1: are you Ronnie? One of the geriatric millennials we've been
Speaker 1: hearing about lately. I guess Disick. I forgot that he
Speaker 1: had a teenage girlfriend before this. That's right. He was
Speaker 1: daying in nineteen year old before this, right, well for
Speaker 1: three years, so she did edge out of her teen years,
Speaker 1: but that's probably you know, Yeah, and then he broke
Speaker 1: up with her and started dating in nineteen year old again.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like Matthew McConaughey and Davison confused. I
Speaker 1: keep getting older and they stayed the same age. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's what you want to aspire to. No,
Speaker 1: definitely a line that I'm not sure it'd be socially
Speaker 1: acceptable today. Um, I guess I get dissac had passes
Speaker 1: because I don't think he's like I don't want to
Speaker 1: say this like a dick, because I actually really like
Speaker 1: Scott Distick. But it's not like I'm not striving to
Speaker 1: be like Scott Distick, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: he's here from my entertainment purposes, and I think he
Speaker 1: does a great job. Got a role model. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like if my son was like, hey, I just want
Speaker 1: to be exactly Scott Distick, I'm like, okay, listen, buddy,
Speaker 1: we need to sit down and have a conversation. I'm
Speaker 1: probably tainted by the fact that I have a fifteen
Speaker 1: year old daughter and a couple of years I don't
Speaker 1: want her bring it home a forty year old that
Speaker 1: I would definitely have a problem with. Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be weird. High. I guess it's different. Yeah, once you
Speaker 1: have a daughter, all bets are off, man, and I
Speaker 1: can't be too much of a hypocrite, you know, because
Speaker 1: of the thing. But there is a limit to what
Speaker 1: I will tolerate there. Yeah, what happens. So when your
Speaker 1: daughter was it turns eighteen, what happens if she brings
Speaker 1: home someone who's like thirty two. I maybe I love
Speaker 1: the guy who knows, you know, But if it's a
Speaker 1: guy that, uh I got a bad vibe off of
Speaker 1: and two dated a string of teenagers, I think I'd
Speaker 1: have to have a real conversation with my daughter about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a tough one. I don't know, man, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to think about if I have a daughter
Speaker 1: one day and like how I'm gonna feel. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna feel more like it's just weird. Listen, if the
Speaker 1: girl's nineteen, I mean she's in the industry, she's gonna
Speaker 1: date Scott too, sick, whatever, and I like tired of
Speaker 1: the age gap. Like, if you're too consenting adults and
Speaker 1: you want to be in a relationship, go go be
Speaker 1: in a relationship, you know, be happy. All the power
Speaker 1: to you. Um, I'll give you something just for perspective.
Speaker 1: So he and that young lady are eighteen years apart.
Speaker 1: That young lady and his daughter Penelope, who is only
Speaker 1: nine years old, are nine years apart. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah, maybe maybe he should just go back
Speaker 1: to Courtney, even though she's with what's his face? Right?
Speaker 1: That's right? Yeah, the dude from what band is he from?
Speaker 1: It's blinkin eight two, Thank you very much, Link two.
Speaker 1: That's right. We talked about this before. Yeah, good for her.
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's take a quick break and then
Speaker 1: when we come back, I'm going to talk about an article.
Speaker 1: It says people who realized within a year that getting
Speaker 1: married was a big mistake. Well, I'm already past the
Speaker 1: year and I'm still pretty happy, so we will be
Speaker 1: right back, all right, welcome back to help by second dating.
Speaker 1: I have one more topic to talk to before returning
Speaker 1: over to Deanie Babies. I think he's still in Mexico.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be somewhere on the beach recording live. Who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe Kylin will stop by. Who knows what Dean has
Speaker 1: up his sleeve. So, like I said, The article from
Speaker 1: BuzzFeed to people who realized with any year that getting
Speaker 1: married was a big mistake talks about, oh, your wedding
Speaker 1: day the best day of your life, unless it's the worst.
Speaker 1: Marrying the worst person is a serious ordeal, and recognizing it,
Speaker 1: much less extracting yourself from the situation is not always easy.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the most shocking replies BuzzFeed got
Speaker 1: when they were talking about people who realized within a
Speaker 1: year that they married the wrong person. Quote A couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, A couple of weeks into our marriage,
Speaker 1: the sex started to physically hurt. I went to my
Speaker 1: O B G y N, and after a test or two,
Speaker 1: she informed me that I contracted chlamitia, And that's when
Speaker 1: I knew I made a big mistake. Holy crap, How
Speaker 1: did she not How did she not get chlamitia before?
Speaker 1: Unless they waited till marriage, Right, that is sad because you,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you had sex, unless like he cheated
Speaker 1: on her rape before. And he's nodding his head like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jared figured it out. Uh, so he might have cheated
Speaker 1: on her rape before the wedding, he contracted chlamydia, and
Speaker 1: then they had sex and he gave it to her
Speaker 1: those bachelor parties. Yeah, what stays in vague. What happens
Speaker 1: in Vegas stays in Vegas unless it's chlamydia. Another one, Well,
Speaker 1: I knew it was over when she started a fight
Speaker 1: at my brother's funeral because female attendees were giving me
Speaker 1: hugs as part of the condolences. I mean, who is
Speaker 1: this guy? I started to fight my brother's funeral. So
Speaker 1: so this is a guy writing this. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: the girl started losing it. Right, his brother dies, He
Speaker 1: goes to the funeral and females are hugging him to
Speaker 1: console him, and she starts to fight. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't believe he didn't know until after the wedding, that
Speaker 1: this was the wrong person for him. She must have
Speaker 1: been really, really attractive. Uh, that's the only logical conclusion.
Speaker 1: Quote Another horrific story about someone who realized within a
Speaker 1: year they married the wrong person. Quote the next morning
Speaker 1: when I woke up apparently probably the next morning after
Speaker 1: their wedding, That's what I'm assuming the next morning when
Speaker 1: I woke up and thought, when would be a socially
Speaker 1: acceptable time to get divorced? What the hell? Why would
Speaker 1: you say yesterday? Before? You know, you get caught up
Speaker 1: in the planning and the and the gifts and the excitement,
Speaker 1: and then when it's over there could be a real letdown.
Speaker 1: You know. It's funny everybody gives bachelor so much crap
Speaker 1: for that being like, oh, when you day and like
Speaker 1: you're high on life and you're not thinking of other
Speaker 1: things and you're in the moment, and that's why, like
Speaker 1: it's not real, it's not real love. But then you
Speaker 1: go back to the real world and it's like you
Speaker 1: kind of encounter not the same level of heyitnus, but
Speaker 1: like Mark said, like wedding planning and getting engaged and
Speaker 1: all your friends are getting engaged and you're planning a
Speaker 1: wedding and there's excitement and like it's there's similar factors there,
Speaker 1: to which I say, like it's not just reality TV,
Speaker 1: Like you have to overcome those factors in real life
Speaker 1: as well, because everything gets heightened, like you said, like
Speaker 1: there's so much pressure, and you don't want to be
Speaker 1: the only person in your friend group to not be married,
Speaker 1: and then like kids, you don't want to be the
Speaker 1: only person in your friend group who doesn't have kids
Speaker 1: because your life changes, like once your friend and families
Speaker 1: life changes, Like you want your life to change because
Speaker 1: nobody wants to be the one single dude out of
Speaker 1: their friends because then you're the only one going to
Speaker 1: a bar at night. Like that sucks really quick. I
Speaker 1: want to bring up this kind of ties back to
Speaker 1: that Matthew McConaughey quote from Days and Confused. But a
Speaker 1: lot of our friends are having kids and Alison I
Speaker 1: do not have kids, and we don't have plans to
Speaker 1: do that, and so we are not seeing those people
Speaker 1: as much because we don't have as much in common
Speaker 1: with them any like, like you know, they don't They
Speaker 1: just want to talk about their kids and we have
Speaker 1: nothing to say, and uh, we started hanging out with
Speaker 1: some new friends who are younger than us, and uh,
Speaker 1: because we're kind of in the same spot in our lives,
Speaker 1: and uh we joked that. You know, I love just
Speaker 1: trading out friends for younger, younger people until they have kids,
Speaker 1: and then I'll just get new friends. And like the
Speaker 1: Scott distric of friends, I am, I am, I'm only
Speaker 1: hanging out with eighteen year olds because they just once
Speaker 1: they once they age out, you just start replacing them. Like,
Speaker 1: all right, well they have kids who who only has
Speaker 1: an Xbox? Bring them to me exactly. You'll never guess
Speaker 1: you just popular waiting room. No, oh my goodness, this
Speaker 1: is exciting. Oh god, I don't even want to see them.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see them. Ladies and ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: boys and girls. The man of the hour. Everybody's been
Speaker 1: waiting with bated breath. Beach. He might be knees deep
Speaker 1: in in the Pacific right now. There he is. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, look at that color you look. Hey, my
Speaker 1: brother's wedding is in an hour and a half, so
Speaker 1: can we try to make this Is that right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's right. So this one's kind of not on you.
Speaker 1: Because I think at one point we were going to
Speaker 1: do this today. I was under the impression that Jared
Speaker 1: was co hosting with a lovely co host that was
Speaker 1: gonna step in at Ripley filling my shoes. I think, uh,
Speaker 1: you're you're looking at him right now, Dean, Well, listen,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. You guys are definitely fantastic villains.
Speaker 1: But I remember it was some other guys, some guy
Speaker 1: named Grant maybe I think it was Brian, but he canceled.
Speaker 1: You obviously didn't get the last email because we're supposed
Speaker 1: to do it yesterday with Brian, and then he canceled,
Speaker 1: and then we're like, okay, we'll just do our regular
Speaker 1: Friday spot, right. I mean, yeah, I've been drunk in
Speaker 1: Mexico for the past three days because my brother is
Speaker 1: getting married an hour and a half, So you know,
Speaker 1: that's kind of why I've been a little my game here.
Speaker 1: Do you have things that you have to like get
Speaker 1: done before the wedding? Uh? Yeah, I mean I'm a
Speaker 1: best man, so I need to be able to get
Speaker 1: dressed with them, put our close on together, and you know,
Speaker 1: cheers with champagne, makes some speeches, coordinates and things but whatever,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm here for help. I start your dating
Speaker 1: first and foremost, my brother, listen, it's not it's for
Speaker 1: it's his first wedding, but it's not gonna be his
Speaker 1: last wedding, So hey, don't below all the material from
Speaker 1: the best man's speech on us. He's just practicing. In fact,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll take a little voice recording of the best
Speaker 1: man's speech and we can go ahead and clip that
Speaker 1: into the episode. To what he said, I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do apologize. I don't know how good the audio
Speaker 1: is going to be in this room. Uh it sounds
Speaker 1: a little echo e And if I think it sounds
Speaker 1: echoly's probably not gonna be that great. So for those listening,
Speaker 1: and for Mark and Easton, I apologize for the audio quality.
Speaker 1: You sound great. We're talking about weddings right now. We're
Speaker 1: talking about people who immediately knew after they got married
Speaker 1: that they've made a huge mistake. I hope that's not
Speaker 1: the kid for your brother and future sister in law.
Speaker 1: But what is your take on them as a couple.
Speaker 1: Do you approve of her? Uh? Wow, that's I mean
Speaker 1: that's uh would be pretty brutal to get married and
Speaker 1: then immediately regret it. Well, they've been dating for like
Speaker 1: eight years, nine years, so they're like pretty convinced that
Speaker 1: they're each other's partners for the rest of their lives. Uh,
Speaker 1: And I'm super happy for them. I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's funny to see your oldest brother
Speaker 1: get married, just because like I've always looked up to him.
Speaker 1: He's always been He's nine years older than nine, so
Speaker 1: he's always been pretty significantly older, and so I've always
Speaker 1: kind of like modeled my life after his life in
Speaker 1: you know, some sense, like if he does something, I'm like, cool,
Speaker 1: I can do that, or if he does something bad,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, Okay, cool, don't do that. And so
Speaker 1: it would be interesting to seem get married. I think
Speaker 1: that he's very stoked. He has had a smile on
Speaker 1: his face the entire time we've been in Mexico, and
Speaker 1: so far we've all had a blast. So I think
Speaker 1: that's all he ever has wanted in life is for
Speaker 1: all his friends to come down and have fun. So,
Speaker 1: seeing your brother get married, do you think it makes
Speaker 1: you want to get married more or less? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a really question to Jared. Wow, thanks really just hidden
Speaker 1: hitting hitting bingers right out of the gate. But I figured,
Speaker 1: you know the time's taking, baby, you gotta get going.
Speaker 1: I gotta hit with the hard questions right from the
Speaker 1: get go. Uh. Yes, and no. I mean, like I said,
Speaker 1: I kind of emulate him in as many ways as
Speaker 1: I classibly can. So I think seeing him married is
Speaker 1: going to probably motivate me to have like a similar
Speaker 1: belief to some degree. Calin and I had a conversation
Speaker 1: about marriage yesterday a little bit. I don't know she's
Speaker 1: with I don't know. I don't know how how soundproof
Speaker 1: these sliding doors in our hotel room or it sounds
Speaker 1: pretty soundproof. She's not even acknowledging me right now. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't worry too much about it. I would just talk
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I would just tell us exactly what
Speaker 1: you guys said. Yeah, yeah, No, I mean all paraphrase
Speaker 1: for you as if you guys a spark nuts. It
Speaker 1: was basically more of the same stuff. You know, she
Speaker 1: wants to get married. I'm like, well, I don't really know.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if I want to be
Speaker 1: an example for everyone getting married, Like I think we
Speaker 1: should be the example that, like, you know, two people
Speaker 1: can look together forever without the predisposition of marriage. Um,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's just an ever evolving conversation. But
Speaker 1: like I said, at to Mark's point, my brother is
Speaker 1: now married, so maybe I'll start to come around a
Speaker 1: little bit more on it. I think we're I don't know,
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. My prediction is that listen, I'm
Speaker 1: your friend. I'm not putting pressure on you, but my
Speaker 1: prediction is that you and Calin will get married at
Speaker 1: some point because it feels like Kalen in terms of
Speaker 1: like the battles within the relationship of what you want,
Speaker 1: what she wants, she wins more often than not. You
Speaker 1: guys bought the house together, you share a phone bill together,
Speaker 1: you got a dog together, You're you're very domesticated over
Speaker 1: the past year and a half since you two have
Speaker 1: been dating. And it feels like that's her decision. And
Speaker 1: I feel like, because you love her so much, I mean,
Speaker 1: you wear a freaking wedding ring right now. The idea
Speaker 1: of you just kind of walking down the aisleand saying
Speaker 1: I do seems pretty plausible. I told her that if
Speaker 1: we were to get married, the only way I realistically
Speaker 1: would be on board with. The idea is to just
Speaker 1: us to sneak away to a courthouse, get it done,
Speaker 1: and don't tell anyone kind of thing, someone to kind
Speaker 1: of what everyone already thought that we did six months ago,
Speaker 1: but actually do it. Did you tell us after the fact?
Speaker 1: I know I would let you guys keep I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I did it, and I am still just trying
Speaker 1: to play coy this freaking guy. My point is, I
Speaker 1: just settled out, like Jared, your wedding is beautiful and
Speaker 1: it was fantastic, but the idea killings listening on the
Speaker 1: other side of this, letting to her just going like this,
Speaker 1: like freaking rubbing her hand over her neck like she's
Speaker 1: gonna kill me, and she's like biting aggressively. It's kind
Speaker 1: of scary. Anyways, before you myself killed, I guess I
Speaker 1: won't say too much. My point is, Jared, your wedding
Speaker 1: was lovely. We we obviously had a blast um. But
Speaker 1: the idea of that many people coming together for me
Speaker 1: is just a little too too much for me to
Speaker 1: get on board with, you know, So, uh, if we
Speaker 1: were to do it, it would just be like a
Speaker 1: quick escape, get the court house signed, the papers, not
Speaker 1: tell anyone to get back home in time for Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So what is the age difference between your brother and
Speaker 1: his bride, because we've been discussing age differences also today. Well,
Speaker 1: you're nine years older than your wife, right. I am
Speaker 1: seven and a half years older than my wife seven
Speaker 1: and a half and eastern you're younger right or now? Wow, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm so impressed. Yes, I'm six months younger. Nice, and
Speaker 1: Jaredy's younger as well. My brother is thirty nine and
Speaker 1: I think his wife is like thirty six, so not
Speaker 1: too bad. I don't know who knows really, but it's
Speaker 1: weird her like family is all out here. I haven't
Speaker 1: really met a lot of them. Um My sister mr
Speaker 1: flight today, so we'll see if she makes it in. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm it's good to see that it runs in the family. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it does definitely around with the family. Uh, that was
Speaker 1: that was unattentional. I didn't really want that to hit
Speaker 1: as hard as it did there. And then my cousin
Speaker 1: I bought. I took it from my cousin to come
Speaker 1: out too, and she didn't get her passport in time,
Speaker 1: so that money is just basically down the drain, which
Speaker 1: also isn't very great. Oh no, well, how many people
Speaker 1: is he having at the wedding. There's probably gonna be
Speaker 1: like seventy to eighty people there. I wonder after the
Speaker 1: wedding how you'll feel about having a big wedding or not, Like,
Speaker 1: as you say, you know, hey, you don't want all
Speaker 1: these people gathering for you, it's too much. You're overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: But I think you're also such like a lovable social guy,
Speaker 1: seeing like you know, your your family come together. I
Speaker 1: wonder if that's something you'll change your mind on and say, actually,
Speaker 1: I do want these people here when I marry Kitlin. Well,
Speaker 1: this is this is nothing new. I remember when I
Speaker 1: was in middle school and my and my Space came out,
Speaker 1: And remember my Space how there was like a top
Speaker 1: eight friends. Ye, so much social anxiety. I never made
Speaker 1: in my Space solely for the reason that I didn't
Speaker 1: want to have to rank my top eight friends. First
Speaker 1: of all, I don't think I had eight friends, and
Speaker 1: I think that was a big fear of mine. But
Speaker 1: then it's like I wouldn't want to be like you're
Speaker 1: my first best friend, you're my second best friend, you're
Speaker 1: my third best friend, like that terrifies me, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. Oh well, the worst is
Speaker 1: when you created a top eight and you had a
Speaker 1: friend in the top eight and then you went on
Speaker 1: their top eight and you're not not in there. That
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, like, oh no, I'm pathetic. That
Speaker 1: would be me too. I feel like it also like
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I don't know. It's just it's just a
Speaker 1: lot to consider it, and I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've even entertained the idea of like trying to consider it.
Speaker 1: So you never know. But I'm talking with three married
Speaker 1: men right here, and it's a little intimidating. I gotta say,
Speaker 1: do it, bro, take the plunge. Yeah, I'll do it
Speaker 1: just for you, Jared, I'm sure killing I'm gonna stand
Speaker 1: up there, delivery vows and say this one's for you, Jared,
Speaker 1: this one's for suck Army. I do, Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: Help by Second Dating. I mean, honestly, if you got married,
Speaker 1: that should be the final episode of Help by Second Dating.
Speaker 1: That feels like the most full circle moment of all time.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want it to end. Maybe we could rebrand,
Speaker 1: because obviously we're only gonna get more popular as time
Speaker 1: goes on. Have Uh, it feels like such a great conclusion.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, it's like a trilogy. You know,
Speaker 1: the first movie was you solo, the second movie was
Speaker 1: Me and you, and now the third movies you finally
Speaker 1: getting married. Yeah yeah, I guess you know, like one
Speaker 1: of those movies Serious Dragon Too long and you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: just stop making movies now, like we get it, and
Speaker 1: now they're just like getting really bad. That's kind of
Speaker 1: how this podcast we guests get after we all got married.
Speaker 1: So I don't agree unless you're fast and furious, because
Speaker 1: they can make forty of those and I'll never get
Speaker 1: tired of it. Um, all right, well, so what do
Speaker 1: we do now? Are we uh we have an even
Speaker 1: able to answer? Should we just an emails? I mean,
Speaker 1: does Dean want to weigh in on the Scott Distinct situation?
Speaker 1: Is big Scot Distinct fan actually are funny Calos just
Speaker 1: admiring Scot disacs interior decorating skills. Apparently he's like a
Speaker 1: really talented uh flipper of houses. I knew he had
Speaker 1: an HDTV show. I did not know if he was
Speaker 1: good at it or not, but hey, a man of
Speaker 1: many talents. Yeah, I said earlier. Controversial as it may
Speaker 1: be that it is a sign of bad character that
Speaker 1: he dates only teenage girls. Yeah, because this is not
Speaker 1: the first teenage girl he's dated. He dated Sophia Ritchie.
Speaker 1: Now he's dating another teenage girl. He's dating Amelia ham
Speaker 1: And and I think that's not a great look for
Speaker 1: a dude in their late thirties. Yeah. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess the appeal of an old man dating a young
Speaker 1: teenage girl like that is the fact that she doesn't
Speaker 1: probably know any better and she's probably like excited to
Speaker 1: talk to us seemingly older, more mature guy. Right. It's
Speaker 1: got to say, his celebrity factory's super wealthy. You can
Speaker 1: kind of like do whatever he wants. Um. I mean,
Speaker 1: I agree, it's a little scheezy. Um. But at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, you can't can't knock true love,
Speaker 1: right unless you don't think it's true luck until she
Speaker 1: turns twenty two and they break up. Then you can
Speaker 1: knock true love, uh, because she ages out. I agree. Now,
Speaker 1: I agree with you, Mark. Listen. If Scott is just
Speaker 1: like dating nineteen year olds until they turned twenty two
Speaker 1: and then breaking up with him, and dating a new
Speaker 1: nineteen year old. Yeah, that's sea, doesn't that Leo to Like?
Speaker 1: There's a graph on the internet that I've seen that
Speaker 1: it's a It's a graph of Leo's age, which of
Speaker 1: course is a straight diagonal line, as is all of
Speaker 1: our ages, and then the other line under the graph
Speaker 1: of his girlfriend's ages, which is a straight line across
Speaker 1: the bottom of the graph. I think, I think this
Speaker 1: is a thing. Oh, Leo gets a pass. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Why does Leo get away with it? Kind
Speaker 1: of does does? Yeah, Leo's the study. Wait, I I
Speaker 1: just realized that Amelia's mom is Terry Hatcher? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Right now? Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford or Cindy Crawford and
Speaker 1: Terry Hatcher like almost the same person. M dude. I
Speaker 1: used to love Terry Hatcher because obviously being a Superman fan,
Speaker 1: when she played Lois Lane and The New Adventures of
Speaker 1: Superman Terry Hatcher, Wow, that's a throwback, and wow when
Speaker 1: she was on Desperate Housewives, Yeah she had in his
Speaker 1: career as an actress. Cindy Crawford is a supermodel. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, Scott Disick, I thought was older than thirty seven.
Speaker 1: I agree thirty seven. Like, listen, it's not a great
Speaker 1: look to be dating an old is Amelia nineteen or
Speaker 1: twenty now? It definitely isn't like a great thing to
Speaker 1: be doing. But it's not as I thought. He was
Speaker 1: like fifty something like that. In common. What do they
Speaker 1: talk about? That's what I'm curious about. Probably a lot
Speaker 1: about like Instagram and stuff like Kardashians. Yeah, she's showing
Speaker 1: him TikTok videos and he's like, oh cool, Like I'm
Speaker 1: watching Carson reruns or something. You know what he does
Speaker 1: all those things that the young people did to kind
Speaker 1: of stay young? Oh hell yeah, he's he's gotta stay
Speaker 1: with the times. That's his job. I think I've talked
Speaker 1: about this on the podcast before, but there was a
Speaker 1: study that I read about where they injected the blood
Speaker 1: of young mice into the veins of older mice, and
Speaker 1: the older mice became more youthful and energetic, and in
Speaker 1: a weird way, that's kind of what Scott Distik is doing.
Speaker 1: He's kind of like tapping into the fountain of youth
Speaker 1: by dating a younger person, and maybe it helps him
Speaker 1: feel young and stay young and in Los Angeles, Like
Speaker 1: thirty seven is really more like twenty seven for a guy,
Speaker 1: and nineteen is more like for a girl. So that's
Speaker 1: only three year age difference. No One, I always feel
Speaker 1: so old. I'm dating someone nine months older than me.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, now, That's why I feel old if
Speaker 1: I was dating someone nine months younger. You don't live
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, no, no, no, no no. So like
Speaker 1: thirty two in Ryland is like forty five. Thirty two
Speaker 1: around is like forty five. Thirty seven in l A
Speaker 1: is Like I'm dude, I'm sure like being in the
Speaker 1: limelight likes got this sick has been uh you know
Speaker 1: you kind of like get there's like that, not the
Speaker 1: saying or whatever, but like kind of whatever year you
Speaker 1: become famous in your life is kind of the age
Speaker 1: you get stuck in for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: You know, Like Scott this became famous when he was
Speaker 1: like twenty four whatever it is, so he probably perpetually
Speaker 1: feels like he's twenty four in a way. Um, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I've heard about that. I could I could have sworn
Speaker 1: we have all talked about it together, but I guess not. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's kind of like
Speaker 1: the impression that I'm getting from him. That's good logic. See,
Speaker 1: that's why Dean, you got to come to the podcast,
Speaker 1: because you bring logic, knowledge, humor. Yeah, you're just to
Speaker 1: be sure to tell I'll be sure to be telling
Speaker 1: my brother that when I'm rolling up late to the
Speaker 1: to the vows today. Yeah, I feel like bro, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just had a I had my job alright, the
Speaker 1: day off. Yea. All right, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and answer some of your emails on the other side.
Speaker 1: All right, welcome back to help I suck at dating.
Speaker 1: We of course have your user emails that we're going
Speaker 1: to answer. And then on Instagram, I posted last night
Speaker 1: about some things that uh, everybody suck. Army is feeling
Speaker 1: a little nervous about getting back to normalcy. The whole
Speaker 1: reason I thought of that is because, like I said
Speaker 1: earlier the podcast, I'm in New York and I realized
Speaker 1: how much I don't want to be in New York
Speaker 1: and the pandemic. I haven't had to travel at all,
Speaker 1: and it's been great, but now things are getting back
Speaker 1: to normal and I'm like, oh God, am I gonna
Speaker 1: have to start coming to New York More and being
Speaker 1: surrounded by p pole and taking taxis and I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not ready for this, so I'm nervous about that.
Speaker 1: So I asked on Instagram some things that you guys
Speaker 1: are nervous about getting back to post pandemic. We're going
Speaker 1: to answer those next week, but for right now, we
Speaker 1: do have a couple of emails. Our favorite part of
Speaker 1: the episode, Mark, would you be so kind and be
Speaker 1: a privilege? This is from anonymous. I've been dating a
Speaker 1: guy now for almost ten months. The problem is we've
Speaker 1: both been divorced, and his marriage ended due to his
Speaker 1: spouse cheating, so he has some issues with that. I
Speaker 1: did cheat on my husband in my marriage, which I
Speaker 1: regret and I've worked through in therapy. I feel like
Speaker 1: I would never repeat that behavior again going forward. It
Speaker 1: was brought up the other day for the first time
Speaker 1: if I had ever cheated in my past. I said no,
Speaker 1: because he made me feel like if I had said yes,
Speaker 1: it was a deal breaker. I don't feel I should
Speaker 1: have to lie about this forever. It's my past, it happened,
Speaker 1: I've grown from it. Should I tell him ever or
Speaker 1: should I always keep this to myself? Oh Man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one is a great question. Wow, I of course
Speaker 1: believed that people can change. I don't believe in the
Speaker 1: saying once a cheater, always a cheater. I think people
Speaker 1: make mistakes, but I also know the reality of people.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure this guy that you're dating would have
Speaker 1: some hesitation if you admitted that he that you cheated
Speaker 1: in the past, because apparently he's dealt with this prior.
Speaker 1: Uh damn. I don't think him. I think there's no
Speaker 1: question to tell him what happens. If he breaks up
Speaker 1: with her, then it just wasn't meant to be at
Speaker 1: the end of the day. If if that's how, if
Speaker 1: he's willing to walk away from the relationship because of that,
Speaker 1: I think that's a much better alternative than him finding
Speaker 1: out later on, or you having to keep a secret
Speaker 1: from him and him not really knowing the full version
Speaker 1: of you. And let's be honest, Yes, I agree that
Speaker 1: not one not a cheater, once always a cheater. Whatever
Speaker 1: he's saying is something like that. But those those those
Speaker 1: mistakes helped form you to be the person that you are,
Speaker 1: and by lying about those mistakes, you are kind of
Speaker 1: like lying about the person that you are now. So
Speaker 1: I think that at the end of the day, the
Speaker 1: best thing you can do is be honest and let
Speaker 1: them make the decision for themselves instead of you like
Speaker 1: trying to curate yourself to feel like you should be
Speaker 1: better fitting what he wants, because at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, that's not good in my opinion, either he
Speaker 1: finds out now or he finds out a year from now,
Speaker 1: And if he finds out a year from now, he's
Speaker 1: gonna find out that not only did you cheat, and
Speaker 1: you also lied about it, so it's a double whammy.
Speaker 1: You gotta tell him. Look, I'm so sorry I lied.
Speaker 1: I panicked, but it's just been a couple of days,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna come clean to you now. I feel
Speaker 1: this way about you. That was my path I went
Speaker 1: to therapy. You've got to just lay it out on
Speaker 1: the table for him. He may need some time on it,
Speaker 1: but it's up to him if he wants to stick around.
Speaker 1: You can't start this entire relationship based on a lie
Speaker 1: because it's gonna bother you forever and then and then
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna default to the fact that if you're
Speaker 1: lying about that, what else are you lying about? Yes,
Speaker 1: this is from David he says, around Easter, I shot
Speaker 1: my shot in the d m S with a cute girl.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to go on a date with She
Speaker 1: said no, as she recently got out of a relationship.
Speaker 1: It was flatter that I asked herbout mentioning that it
Speaker 1: made her day. Some time has passed, and now she
Speaker 1: likes all my pictures on Instagram. I will sometimes slide
Speaker 1: up on her story just to keep in touch, but
Speaker 1: nothing's really come out of it. Would it be weird
Speaker 1: or creepy to let her know that my offer still
Speaker 1: stands or should I completely move on? I personally don't
Speaker 1: think you'd be creepy at all, right, I feel like
Speaker 1: we all would think that. Like listen, I feel like
Speaker 1: by saying, uh, you want to go on a day
Speaker 1: with her, you've made your intentions clear, you like are
Speaker 1: interested in her, you have crush on or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then I think that's kind of like one of the
Speaker 1: oldest tricks in the book that and I respect it too,
Speaker 1: is by like kind of not keeping a constant communication,
Speaker 1: but like keeping an open line of communication, you know,
Speaker 1: like laughing at a story every once in a while,
Speaker 1: and like having a quick conversation boom into that and
Speaker 1: then like a week later another one kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe she was
Speaker 1: just being nice when she was like, oh I got
Speaker 1: out of relationships. I'm flattered, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: go on a date. Maybe that was like her way
Speaker 1: of being nice and kind of rejecting you. But yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe time has changed things a little bit. Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 1: go for it again. Why not? She said that she
Speaker 1: just got out of a relationship, but she's very flattered.
Speaker 1: All right, you gave it some time. Ask her again.
Speaker 1: Now listen. If she says no for a second time,
Speaker 1: she's like, oh I can't you know, she comes up
Speaker 1: with another excuse. Okay, now you know, if you reach
Speaker 1: out for a third time, I would agree, it might
Speaker 1: be a little weird, little creepy, a little much, But
Speaker 1: you reach out for a second time. She said that
Speaker 1: she just got of a relationship. You're doing nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: You know she likes your pictures on Instagram. You guys
Speaker 1: go back and forth. There's a little flirtation there. Why
Speaker 1: not shoot your shot again. See what happens if she
Speaker 1: says no, then you move on. Here's what I would do,
Speaker 1: was always my method. In a situation like this is
Speaker 1: I would, let's say, like have an event planned with
Speaker 1: my friends, whethery we're like going to a bar or
Speaker 1: going to the beach for the day or something like that.
Speaker 1: I would just casually maybe like that's kind of like
Speaker 1: the day that you choose to respond to a story,
Speaker 1: so that lone of communtion klant of communication has a
Speaker 1: reason to be open, and then kind of like move
Speaker 1: it over to be like, hey, by the way, my
Speaker 1: friends and are going to the beach at six pm
Speaker 1: for like the sunset, feel free to stop by if
Speaker 1: you want, like kind of keep it like no pressure, uh,
Speaker 1: make it like she does. It's gonna be like a
Speaker 1: big social setting, so there's not gonna be like, you know,
Speaker 1: this awkward like one on one tension um and then
Speaker 1: kind of let it blossom from there. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's kind of it was always a good method in
Speaker 1: my opinion. Yeah, this is good advice, guys. Yeah I can.
Speaker 1: I hope David can maybe try one of these things.
Speaker 1: The report back and let un't know how it is.
Speaker 1: I agree with Dan though, always like hanging out with
Speaker 1: friends is a good way to go. Yeah. I always
Speaker 1: feel like when someone says I'm not ready for a relationship.
Speaker 1: What they're really saying is, I'm not ready for a
Speaker 1: relationship with you because I feel like if she was
Speaker 1: wept off her feet, it would be different. But also
Speaker 1: I think we should take her at face failure, take
Speaker 1: her at her word. Maybe it was still kind of
Speaker 1: row at that point. It's been six weeks since Easter.
Speaker 1: Do we feel like that's enough time for her to
Speaker 1: get over this? But we need to kind of play
Speaker 1: it cool for a little while longer it's enough time.
Speaker 1: I think six weeks is enough time. But that's just me.
Speaker 1: But I think you're right, keep it casual. Maybe there's
Speaker 1: some d m NG back and forth, just kind of
Speaker 1: about life, about TV shows, you're watching, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: just to kind of keep it open. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: like the ins advice. I like the casual hang Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then and then if she doesn't hang out with you,
Speaker 1: then just d M her every single day from then on,
Speaker 1: and so she needs a face to face and at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's gonna it's gonna happen eventually, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever you say, Uh, I was gonna say sometime, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say it anymore. Plus, the door just opened
Speaker 1: up in the closet by itself, so I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 1: There's just some sort of demon that's about to possess
Speaker 1: me in this closet. So I think that would be
Speaker 1: a good time to wrap up this podcast. Before you
Speaker 1: wrap it up, I've got a question. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: covered at the top of the podcast. What are you
Speaker 1: doing in the closet? Uh? Long story. Now I'm in
Speaker 1: New York. Uh, Ashley is doing this thing interviewing Broadway stars.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go over it again. It's really cool anyway,
Speaker 1: So we needed I needed to find a replace to
Speaker 1: record this podcast where her friend's house. So I'm in
Speaker 1: her friend's closet, and of course I forgot the podcast equipment.
Speaker 1: So now I'm doing a voice memo. I just really
Speaker 1: channeled my inner Dean this week. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna go full Dean. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: in the closet, no podcast equipment, Let's do this thing.
Speaker 1: You were on time, though, I'm proud. I'm proud to
Speaker 1: see if this incredible man you blossomed into over the past,
Speaker 1: you know, two years of doing this podcast, stop that
Speaker 1: you're making me blush over here. I mean, there has
Speaker 1: to be a podcast episode coming up soon where I
Speaker 1: record in the closet and you record in the van,
Speaker 1: and let's just like, you know, pissing the wind and
Speaker 1: see what happens, only if you have R. Kelly's Trapped
Speaker 1: in the Closet as the leading music for it. Oh god,
Speaker 1: he went there. Iddity ladies and gentleman, I'll do it
Speaker 1: for this week's episode of Help. I second dating Dean
Speaker 1: have fun in Mexico. Please tell your brother we say congratulations.
Speaker 1: Have a great time. Man. That's super exciting. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for letting me just joining for the second half
Speaker 1: of this podcast. I'm sorry that. Uh so, I guess
Speaker 1: the story is just just to kind of clear the
Speaker 1: air on this a little bit. Is that you were
Speaker 1: supposed to host last yesterday with Brian, and then I
Speaker 1: got a text from one of the producers saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: we actually I'm gonna do that tomorrow. We're gonna record
Speaker 1: as you were usual tomorrow. And I was like pretty drunk,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I could totally make it happen.
Speaker 1: And then the back of my head, I never said that,
Speaker 1: and so obviously the receipts are out there, so I
Speaker 1: would like to apologize on behalf of myself for that.
Speaker 1: Oh you're fine. Honestly, this was like one time where
Speaker 1: I don't think I I don't think it was really
Speaker 1: entirely your fault, because there was some miscommunication because we
Speaker 1: originally gonna it was supposed to be and this other
Speaker 1: guy yesterday, and then we had to switch back to today,
Speaker 1: and so I think there's a little confusion whether you're
Speaker 1: gonna still be on the podcast today because and then
Speaker 1: you had the wedding and so you've been preoccupied. So actually,
Speaker 1: remember brother wedding. It's a great excuse to just be
Speaker 1: off this week. So the fact that you did come
Speaker 1: for the second half, I think his bonus points. Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. That means I gotta take half of an
Speaker 1: episode off again at some point, at at an undecided time.
Speaker 1: Right now, I think you might have a drive. I
Speaker 1: drove to Sailda from Los Angeles and it was I
Speaker 1: would never in a million years recommend anyone to make
Speaker 1: that drive. It's well, it's thirty hours, it's not very scenic.
Speaker 1: I had to bribe a cop a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of toll roads. Gas is pretty
Speaker 1: expensive in Mexico. Seriously, have to bribe a cop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently you have to get a permit for your car
Speaker 1: if you drive far enough south from the border. Now
Speaker 1: when you have a little cash on you, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: And so we had to like bribe. We had to
Speaker 1: pay a hundred dollars to get out of the ticket
Speaker 1: the first time, and then fifty dollars to ticket the
Speaker 1: second time. And it was like all pretty sketch too.
Speaker 1: They're always like, oh yeah, like it's your lucky day.
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna do you this favor. All you have
Speaker 1: to do is pay me. At first, they want like
Speaker 1: five dollars and I was like, I'm not gonna give
Speaker 1: you five hundred dollars. And he's like, okay, give me
Speaker 1: three dollars. It's like, yeah, that's not gonna happen. Either's like, okay,
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, you're on your way. And then so we
Speaker 1: paid him a hundred. It's just funny like they they yeah,
Speaker 1: they just want money from I wish I had the balls.
Speaker 1: Dean has The cop was like, hey, if the Mexic
Speaker 1: Ki cops said out of it, like are you sure
Speaker 1: you don't want more, please just let me go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a great review. The first one, we were pulled over
Speaker 1: on the side of the road negotiating with these police
Speaker 1: officers who didn't speak any English. That was pretty bad.
Speaker 1: The second time, though, we got pulled over and there
Speaker 1: was like this little Kiosk interrogation room that they like
Speaker 1: made me leave my phone in my car, pulled me
Speaker 1: and just by myself, and like I talked to a
Speaker 1: cop for like forty five minutes in this like roadside
Speaker 1: interrogation room. Uh. And it was it was like not
Speaker 1: like it sounds intimidating, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, they all they wanted ever his
Speaker 1: money and if they get that even a little bit
Speaker 1: from you, they're just like happy, I guess. But anyways,
Speaker 1: my point is I don't recommend driving it. Uh So
Speaker 1: if you're thinking about driving to Mexico, it's just understand
Speaker 1: that you might get into some some some crap. Yeah
Speaker 1: just fly. Uh all right, well, Dean, have fun Easton
Speaker 1: Mare Riley. Everyone, thank you so much for helping me
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