Speaker 1: It's nine oh gene one olgin with Jenny Garth and
Speaker 1: Tory spelling. Hi nine O two one omg ors. Guess what?
Speaker 1: Geez back, I'm back. It's destined to be a podcaster,
Speaker 1: not a dancer.
Speaker 2: You but you're a great dancer.
Speaker 1: You did so good you can't. I mean, I was shocked.
Speaker 2: I was shocked. You improved so much from that first
Speaker 2: dance to the second dance. It was actually bananas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like two or three more left in me though,
Speaker 3: I'll show you. Guys.
Speaker 2: Are you feeling a little better? Do you feel sad?
Speaker 2: Do you feel what? Do you feel?
Speaker 1: He's still so sad?
Speaker 2: That's nah, I get it, Jenny. How far did you
Speaker 2: make it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Did you go.
Speaker 1: Like or something?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow, the semi finals?
Speaker 2: But oh whoa.
Speaker 1: I used to be a dancer in my younger years.
Speaker 1: You have never danced.
Speaker 3: This is true like.
Speaker 1: That and it's hard, and I was so concerned about
Speaker 1: you going in and just like the health part of
Speaker 1: it all and your little body, and I know how
Speaker 1: hard it is. So I'm just glad you're okay.
Speaker 3: Jen. My body thrived. It was like, thank you, you're
Speaker 3: doing something for me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: It responded, I have muscle fighting. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: have muscles, and I have the need to keep dancing.
Speaker 3: I have no outlet. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I know, once you get kicked off, you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: but I want to dance more, and there's no where
Speaker 1: are you gonna do that?
Speaker 3: Just shut down, You're just I just go on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I see all of them keep going and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, well, well so your body felt better doing it.
Speaker 2: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: Oh my body like remembered like from thirty years ago
Speaker 3: that I used to move Like wow, it was like radical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, muscle memory is a real thing, and you like,
Speaker 1: so maybe this will be a motivation for you to
Speaker 1: work out.
Speaker 3: Will not work out, but I'd like to keep dancing,
Speaker 3: and I just don't. I don't have an outlet. I
Speaker 3: don't know it.
Speaker 1: You and I could dance and one of us could lead.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I need somebody to leave me. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to dance without somebody leading me.
Speaker 3: Or we could dance and just had two people lead us. Amy,
Speaker 3: are you on board?
Speaker 2: Can you get us a dance podcast? You're just like yes,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, is like it's not that hard
Speaker 2: to keep dancing. So many of those people even have
Speaker 2: studios and classes they do. Yeah they do.
Speaker 1: Wow, that might be a thing.
Speaker 3: I feel for normal people. There needs to be like
Speaker 3: a way to do it. It's not all right.
Speaker 2: It's called dance classes. Have you guys never but it's not.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, Amy, have you ever been to a
Speaker 1: dance class? First of all, uh huh's an adult no.
Speaker 2: Joy in Motion right down the road for me has
Speaker 2: adult dance classes. And I see them because they do.
Speaker 2: There's like an outdoor stage and when the weather's nice,
Speaker 2: I see all the moms like doing their dancing. It's
Speaker 2: not like ballroom but exactly there's the reason.
Speaker 3: Nope, I mean, what's that class that's been around forever?
Speaker 3: It's and like shopping malls, but it's couples like seventy
Speaker 3: and over that go and do their little.
Speaker 1: Robert or no, you know what I mean. It's a name,
Speaker 1: the name of it.
Speaker 2: A lot of those dancers on Dancing with the Stars
Speaker 2: started there. What's his name?
Speaker 1: Are there?
Speaker 2: Yes? Thank you Jenny for the Wynn who has the.
Speaker 3: Most memory of all.
Speaker 4: Gonna memory my memory for being a drug addict.
Speaker 1: Wow, oh god, yeah, we should breakface this uh this
Speaker 1: recap by saying trigger alert.
Speaker 2: You went down and you went down fast and hard fast.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We I don't know, Amy, did you read any comments
Speaker 1: from last week or how are people with well?
Speaker 2: I think are better. I think better. I didn't see
Speaker 2: anything super negative so about Yeah, some people felt like
Speaker 2: we were taking it a little bit joke joking, but
Speaker 2: it isn't a joke, which we agree. It isn't a joke.
Speaker 2: It's just a little of how nine o two one
Speaker 2: of sometimes does things is not a little Sophie is
Speaker 2: a great, great way to say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and just so fast. So we were kind
Speaker 1: of you know how we do on this podcast. We
Speaker 1: make fun of things that we did thirty years ago,
Speaker 1: and so it's easy for me to make fun of it.
Speaker 1: But then I have to remember that there are people
Speaker 1: out there really struggling with addiction or love someone who
Speaker 1: is and I don't I don't ever want to make
Speaker 1: light of it. But it's just in the context of
Speaker 1: this show and this character, and that's kind of what
Speaker 1: we're sticking with.
Speaker 2: I sort of remember it feeling more realistic. I didn't know,
Speaker 2: so I was like, oh ah, that's what happens it.
Speaker 1: Gets now, guys, this is I did it. Last week
Speaker 1: Kelly jumped the shark. I stand by it.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, you come back.
Speaker 1: She does something no one she would not do.
Speaker 3: No one is going to believe that did She did cocaine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she gets addicted to it, like in
Speaker 1: five minutes.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe it's real. Like you, it's in your genes.
Speaker 2: You stepped into it and you go down hard and
Speaker 2: you got this drug addict boyfriend. This episode is like,
Speaker 2: we got to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, We're going to talk all about this episode right
Speaker 1: after this.
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Speaker 1: Listen on the iHeartRadio app. Okay. Season six, episode eighteen,
Speaker 1: Snowbound aired January seventeen, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3: Synopsis Stephen Clare have a need for speed that lands
Speaker 3: them in the Last Lap traffic school. Meanwhile, the friend
Speaker 3: group is concerned after Kelly and Colin go on a
Speaker 3: drug induced shopping spree. Joe tells Donna don't worry when
Speaker 3: it comes to his heart, but Susan and Brandon contemplate
Speaker 3: publishing a football tell all.
Speaker 1: Directed by chipchall is written by John well Blee.
Speaker 2: Whoa I don't never heard any of those names before. Nope, okay,
Speaker 2: I didn't really mention in the synopsis, but we find
Speaker 2: out Susan's dark secret too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so that's the connective tissue between her and
Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend, that trauma in her life where.
Speaker 2: That's what I remember?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow yeah. Yeah. Well, well I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: there's so much to talk about. I feel like we
Speaker 1: should just start at the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just because there's so much.
Speaker 1: We start at the beach house. Donna is frantically looking
Speaker 1: for her keys because she's late to meet her dad
Speaker 1: for lunch. Claire tells Donna that she is worried about
Speaker 1: Kelly because she won't even answer her calls. And Claire
Speaker 1: thinks Colin is still doing drugs and he's dragging Kelly
Speaker 1: down with him.
Speaker 2: Donna, real quick, sorry just saying or it doesn't even
Speaker 2: I mean, Donna doesn't even miss that bird.
Speaker 1: Where'd the bird go? They gave him to like a
Speaker 1: pet place?
Speaker 3: Fitness of that bird. Claire looks really great in that
Speaker 3: motorcycle jacket though, shout out to that jacket.
Speaker 2: And her hair is like as you guys are going shorter,
Speaker 2: she's going longer.
Speaker 3: She can get the memo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so sorry I derailed us with the
Speaker 2: bird thing. But okay, let's break it all down.
Speaker 1: They're missing there. They noticed that Kelly's been gone for
Speaker 1: two weeks, and it's so weird that Donna says, I
Speaker 1: haven't even talked to her for like two weeks, and
Speaker 1: that's just come on, that's not their best friends. So
Speaker 1: that doesn't track.
Speaker 2: But again in the roommates, like, if you didn't see
Speaker 2: your roommate for that long, you would definitely be like, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: We see we see why though. Kelly and conn are
Speaker 1: in bed with lines of coke on the nightstand and
Speaker 1: Kelly clowns, oh my god, just like drug sex frenzy
Speaker 1: over there, but its apartment.
Speaker 2: Did Claire kind of call it out though, doesn't she say?
Speaker 2: Something's not right? Yeah, Donna's worried about killing Donna's.
Speaker 3: Donna's like, she's fine. I'm seeing her in two weeks,
Speaker 3: so she's fine.
Speaker 2: So I think Donna even says she would never do that,
Speaker 2: and we get yeah, wrong, Donna.
Speaker 1: Donna and everybody else in the episode, all the characters
Speaker 1: except valvl knows what's up with the gifts.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so we get right into it like here
Speaker 2: we are boom, she's into drugs.
Speaker 1: Bam, boom bam.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: We see Susane and Brandon running and I'm guessing that
Speaker 1: they're supposed to be running in Beverly Hills, but uh,
Speaker 1: that is not what Beverly Hills looks like. You guys,
Speaker 1: where is that? That's alta Dinna for sure.
Speaker 2: Brandon is wearing so many bracelets to run in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: over chunky heavy bracelet. I mean what, I can't even
Speaker 2: run with a one ring on. I'm like, that's.
Speaker 1: Because he was running for like two seconds intervals during
Speaker 1: action and cut. But yeah, I did. I think that
Speaker 1: you would probably take off all your jewels to go
Speaker 1: on a chalk.
Speaker 2: Oh. They really were going for it, and that's.
Speaker 1: When we see Susan have her flashback.
Speaker 2: It all happen that fast? Well, oh, because they stumble
Speaker 2: into a car accident where a car accident hit a
Speaker 2: person and I'm sorry they put a sheet over that person.
Speaker 1: That means they're it did yes, Like that was like.
Speaker 2: A bit aggressive. It's like what they just showed us
Speaker 2: a dead body?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would upset anyone, but it really upsets his
Speaker 1: and because it sent her back to that memory. Of
Speaker 1: her sister dying from the exact same thing, and it.
Speaker 3: Didn't even know she had a sister.
Speaker 1: Nobody did.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the sister at Stanford. She was like going to
Speaker 2: be a doctor or something, and Susan really living in
Speaker 2: her shadow. We get a lot of background on Susan and.
Speaker 1: Very very short period time in one minute, then we
Speaker 1: have the entire run.
Speaker 3: Daring to her like tear white. They were like on
Speaker 3: points she did.
Speaker 2: I'm not invested in her, which is so interesting, Like
Speaker 2: you were before, I've always been kind of I don't
Speaker 2: care about Susan. Yeah, but you liked her, It's not
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Suzanne Keith Susan Susan keys and keats.
Speaker 1: That does not sound right, you guys, What is happening?
Speaker 1: Hold on Susan? Is her name?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe you. I'm gonna go back.
Speaker 3: Real name is Field.
Speaker 2: But what do you mean that?
Speaker 1: Am mccau feel Susan?
Speaker 2: Her name is Susan? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I really needed She doesn't look like a Susan, right,
Speaker 3: absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Her name is Susan. And I'm not invested in here,
Speaker 2: and clearly neither are you.
Speaker 1: There, Like I don't even know.
Speaker 3: I feel like you both were like, oh, she's so frisky.
Speaker 3: I checked her for Brandon frisky energy.
Speaker 1: Sure, but you were always not on board with Susan
Speaker 1: Keats who me no Amy.
Speaker 2: Because I I know she existed, but I don't really
Speaker 2: remember her. I remember Joe, I remember Ray, I even
Speaker 2: remember dumb calling.
Speaker 3: But Susan your boys girlfriends, I don't know. Like it's
Speaker 3: just you mix her up with that who later? Who
Speaker 3: was later?
Speaker 2: When she comes next season, which I sort of think
Speaker 2: she's cute, the one that comes next season?
Speaker 1: Who's coming next season?
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna run.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you you don't remember.
Speaker 2: No, I don't remember her name, but I don't remember you?
Speaker 1: Are you guys? I won't remember you told me?
Speaker 2: So here's my thing. We learned this dramatic thing about Susan,
Speaker 2: and keep me honest, you guys, tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's sad, that's really sad, but
Speaker 2: like I didn't care. Like last week we were crying.
Speaker 2: I was crying in the episode over Kelly and her
Speaker 2: dad and the whole thing. But this one, I'm like,
Speaker 2: but you haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't had the audience get invested in her character
Speaker 1: that much, So it makes sense that you wouldn't care
Speaker 1: about her as much as you would one of the
Speaker 1: main characters like Kelly. So it tracks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, Let's go to the peach pit.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Claire pulls up in her brand new car that her
Speaker 1: dad got her for making the Dean's list again? Did
Speaker 1: a Miata? What is it?
Speaker 2: It's red red?
Speaker 1: I couldn't really tell.
Speaker 2: Oh, really, Masada.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's something challenging to Steve's Ferra Corvette. No, he's.
Speaker 2: Not the right. I don't feel she needed a cool
Speaker 2: car like David Silver or like a Volvo like a
Speaker 2: Oh didn't she used to have a Folo Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I had.
Speaker 1: That's what she had when we went to the convent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was her dad's car. I think she borrowed.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, anyway, she I For a split second, I
Speaker 1: was like, hmmm, suspicious that she makes the Deans less
Speaker 1: every time, and her dad's the Dean. I started to
Speaker 1: like get a little, but not that I don't think
Speaker 1: she's intelligent and can do it, of course, but I
Speaker 1: never thought of that. You're right, though, it pricked my years.
Speaker 3: Is that an nepotism? Now?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: That's more than nepotism, Dean deanslessism, genius.
Speaker 2: So obviously it makes sense she's on the Dean's Yeah.
Speaker 1: But Steve doesn't like her. Cary calls it the Barbie Mobile.
Speaker 3: It's really insulting.
Speaker 2: I just really, they're going to go onto the mean
Speaker 2: streets of Beverly Hills, and it's really triggered by it.
Speaker 3: I'm really triggered by his shirt.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I was triggered by her saying Barbie wouldn't
Speaker 1: be on the Dean's list. Rude and not something I
Speaker 1: do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we learned a lot about Barbie years later. Girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2: Robby would beg to differ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the women in the world would beg to differ.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Uh So they challenge each other other to a race,
Speaker 1: and then, of course they get pulled over instantly. Where
Speaker 1: where are they racing down Santa Monica Boulevard?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't tell. I don't know. One of them could
Speaker 3: have gotten away though, right, I mean something like that
Speaker 3: ever happens, one should just take off.
Speaker 2: Claire pulled over to be supportive.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I thought he pulled them both over.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought he only pulled over Steve and Clare.
Speaker 2: Oh but maybe Claire got a ticket too. You're right,
Speaker 2: but how do you pull over two cars?
Speaker 1: They didn't really seem to be bothered much by getting
Speaker 1: a moving back, right, No, I would have been freaking
Speaker 1: out bummed and yeah, like trying to get out of it.
Speaker 1: He did try to get.
Speaker 3: Out of it, but it was not like any Communican.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like.
Speaker 2: Which was winning. It's just like, are you guys idiots?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess that's what the cops in
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills are like. I don't know. Did not work
Speaker 1: for me. We go to Colin studio where calling and
Speaker 1: tells Kelly that they should go on a shopping spree
Speaker 1: in a lemo. Kelly says, good idea, because neither of
Speaker 1: them are designated driver materials. So clarifying, bringing it real
Speaker 1: clear that there hot.
Speaker 2: He's just been born and raised in a limo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, this is when Valerie comes and knocking on
Speaker 1: the door. Yeah, with goodness.
Speaker 2: Some art nonsense.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, he's getting I was focused on her bubblegum
Speaker 3: lipstick that I did not like.
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not a fan. It was too light pink.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, it was too frosty pink.
Speaker 1: I didn't I did notice the makeup was heavier on
Speaker 1: her in this episode. You're right, So, I mean that
Speaker 1: was the That's was what we were doing.
Speaker 2: Could you all get on your makeup? Did you get
Speaker 2: like a makeup artist you liked, and did you get
Speaker 2: input on it or not?
Speaker 3: Take that down? Can help?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Well I said, hold on. Did you all get to
Speaker 2: like have a say in your makeup?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: And did you get to pick your makeup artist or
Speaker 2: it was like the hiring person.
Speaker 1: I think we just kind of the makeup department assigned
Speaker 1: who the artists whoever they wanted to have them doing,
Speaker 1: So we kind of just got sat in the chair
Speaker 1: of the person that wanted us, and then we start
Speaker 1: to establish a relationship with them and they kind of
Speaker 1: became your specific yeah artists, So you got really close
Speaker 1: with with all of them, but more specifically the one
Speaker 1: that's in your face all day long.
Speaker 3: That was interesting because back then, straight older men typically
Speaker 3: were the makeup artists, not yours gen but like mine
Speaker 3: and Tiffany's. And yeah, it's not that way anymore.
Speaker 1: No, it's true. That's true. There aren't a lot of
Speaker 1: straight men in my experience in the last.
Speaker 2: You know what's so funny? Does are saying this? I
Speaker 2: saw was sorry, my voice started to get so scraggly
Speaker 2: there menopause. I don't know. Anyway, I saw this TikTok
Speaker 2: or like an Instagram with Share and Carol Burnett and
Speaker 2: they talked about their makeup. Man, it really seems like
Speaker 2: it used to be a man.
Speaker 3: Yes. Wow, it was like a men's world and they were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they talked about them. Everybody in the entertainment like
Speaker 2: on the crew side was a man. It sounded like
Speaker 2: in the Carol Burnett Share days. Oh yeah, they were
Speaker 2: like the this man, this man, this man, this man
Speaker 2: that this man. And I'm like, whoa a lot of men?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a lot of women on our set,
Speaker 1: which was really cool for being in the nineties like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh. Valerie can tell that Kelly and Colin are doing
Speaker 1: drugs together, but Kelly says that she doesn't care what
Speaker 1: Valerie thinks.
Speaker 2: So don't you have sort of a fake moment there
Speaker 2: where she sees the dollars and you're like, oh, Colin,
Speaker 2: I told you like you do it.
Speaker 3: From the holidays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty good at lying. I I'm kind of
Speaker 1: enjoying that part.
Speaker 3: Do you notice when Valerie it happens multiple times in
Speaker 3: this episode she slams the door. The door sounds like,
Speaker 3: it's like it's not a real door. You could tell
Speaker 3: it the set the sounds.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and it happens again. I think when
Speaker 3: Brandon comes to see Joe and shuts the door, like,
Speaker 3: it's just like they're flimsy.
Speaker 1: They probably could have improved the door shutting.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I loved Kelly's reaction after Valerie left. Oh
Speaker 3: when'd you say? You're like when you said bye to her?
Speaker 1: I remember, Oh, it.
Speaker 3: Was so good.
Speaker 1: It was like improviseed was just okay, oh thanks for
Speaker 1: coming or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it was just really good.
Speaker 2: When you talked about the sound, it makes me think
Speaker 2: quickly of when Susan, Susan Keats and Brandon are running.
Speaker 2: It was kind of blatant looping because obviously you're not
Speaker 2: gonna be able to hear them we're running, right, isn't
Speaker 2: that what that's called looping?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They their whole scene looped.
Speaker 2: It It feels like that when they're running. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: sort of noticed it. I was like, oh, they're not
Speaker 2: talking right now, sort of look like this. I'm moving
Speaker 2: my lips.
Speaker 1: Cuz I didn't even notice. I was so obsessed. They're
Speaker 1: running the neighborhood not being right. Yeah, okay, so peach bit.
Speaker 1: Donna is with her dad and asks about Joe's diagnosis,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't understand how two cardiologists could have such
Speaker 1: different opinions, which is valid and doctor mart and it
Speaker 1: says that Joe should get a third opinion. And that's
Speaker 1: where Donna tells Brandon about the situation and that she's
Speaker 1: worried because of what the team doctor said.
Speaker 3: Brandon looks hot there, he does like when she leaves,
Speaker 3: they just like zoom in on him. He just looks.
Speaker 1: He looks good right now.
Speaker 3: Smoldering is the look in his eyes. Yeah, he looks great.
Speaker 1: A good season for JPS California University. Steve is complaining
Speaker 1: to David about his speeding ticket because he won't be
Speaker 1: able to afford his insurance rates. Like he pays his insurance.
Speaker 2: Right, He's so rich. It's like he's not gonna Plus,
Speaker 2: I think he can obviously go to traffic school.
Speaker 1: That's what David. Yeah, and they go to traffic school.
Speaker 1: It was interesting. There's one called traffic for Armenians.
Speaker 2: And missed all the traffic schools, Like I didn't miss it.
Speaker 2: I heard them saying it. But then it was kind
Speaker 2: of going fast and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, she was like reading off the different
Speaker 1: there's cooking traffic school for traffic school.
Speaker 2: I would have picked that one, yeah, se because the
Speaker 2: laugh a minute traffic school was not funny at all.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, not funny. I kind of remember those two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think I went to traffic school once.
Speaker 1: Have you gone?
Speaker 2: I've gone. Now you can do it online, so it's
Speaker 2: a whole better deal. But I definitely went. And it
Speaker 2: was like kind of miserable. And yeah, someone I knew
Speaker 2: was in my traffic school. You always like bump into people.
Speaker 1: Did you go to her?
Speaker 3: I did one time, one time, the one and all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 2: In person. Traffic school even exists anymore.
Speaker 1: No thing, So, oh my god, that's so crazy how
Speaker 1: things just like disappear.
Speaker 2: I think about that all the time. This is such
Speaker 2: a sidebar. But we have bridge up here, like and
Speaker 2: until March thirteenth, there were toll collectors at the bridges,
Speaker 2: and literally they're gone, and that job just doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2: And every bridge is like automated now.
Speaker 1: I think about all the bridges in our country too,
Speaker 1: because you go to the East coast and you're toll
Speaker 1: bridge after a toll bridge, and.
Speaker 2: There's no toll collectors anymore, no toll collectors.
Speaker 1: Very it's so weird, gosh.
Speaker 2: And also those things are very narrow, and now that
Speaker 2: there's no toll collectors, people go real fast through those
Speaker 2: things and it wigs me out sidebar. I'm talking about speeding.
Speaker 2: It's very narrow.
Speaker 1: Let's see, we go inside the Lemo. That's where Kelly
Speaker 1: says she was basically born inside a lemo. Must that
Speaker 1: I can't relate to that. But did you put to
Speaker 1: did you come home from the house really? Did I
Speaker 1: love that?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm so try to think about that. You drove
Speaker 2: around in limos, I would be so carsick.
Speaker 1: You get used to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh I do not like a limo, but you do,
Speaker 2: Jenny Kelly, because you were about to bomb Chicken Baumbaum
Speaker 2: in the back of that thing and then gave me
Speaker 2: the waggies.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, who momo is that? And who's
Speaker 1: going to be in it next?
Speaker 2: I think it's a rental the porn driver.
Speaker 1: I guess we start to we learn a little something
Speaker 1: about Colin's backstory and why he is the way he is,
Speaker 1: but it's too late. Nobody cares. No, he talks about
Speaker 1: way too late. Yeah, that's not going to help anything.
Speaker 1: Old Colon, Yeah, he sounds like he had a rough
Speaker 1: go though, you just call him Colon. I did. Back
Speaker 1: at Cossa, well, Kelly and Colin come in bearing gifts
Speaker 1: for David and Valerie and Claire and Steven is calling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kelly and Colon arrive and after Kelly leaves, Valerie tries
Speaker 1: to convince the others that she is doing drugs with Colon.
Speaker 1: When they don't believe her, she says these are guilt gifts.
Speaker 1: Kelly's getting high.
Speaker 2: Also, she spent a lot of dough. How much is
Speaker 2: a mont Bloc pen?
Speaker 1: An Internet in a box? Did you catch that? What
Speaker 1: is that? Even?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Amy? I can't hear an og router? I think it
Speaker 2: was like an og router.
Speaker 1: She got at a router.
Speaker 2: Internet in a box. I gotta look that.
Speaker 1: Well, she's on a penn. I kind of enjoyed her
Speaker 1: gifts because they're very thoughtful and sensible, like the Internet
Speaker 1: in a Box. People needed these things. That's why what
Speaker 1: does she get?
Speaker 2: Val I can't remember the pen, the Internet in a Box.
Speaker 1: A mirror. I think it was a mirror, wasn't classic?
Speaker 2: Kind of like what's that woman from snow Whites mirror?
Speaker 2: The mirror on the wall. Wikipedia says Internet in a
Speaker 2: Box is a low cost digital library consisting of wireless
Speaker 2: access point with storage. Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know how that would work, but it's
Speaker 1: like the cloud before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hm hm, oh gosh.
Speaker 1: We go to the restaurant.
Speaker 3: We're called the restaurant scene was cringe, cringe.
Speaker 1: Colon and Kelly ordered very expensive food, but they don't
Speaker 1: even eat it because.
Speaker 2: They're zachcause they're so on coke y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so like on and and then what did they're?
Speaker 1: Up and down, up and down up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why did they even order it? Why did they
Speaker 3: even go there? She wasted black truffles, just scooted them
Speaker 3: off her Rizota. I'm so mad. I want to those.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I probably do that too. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care for truffles. Look, that's smell.
Speaker 1: They're so strong.
Speaker 2: His steak looked pretty good.
Speaker 3: His lamb chops with pant was that lamb.
Speaker 2: Chops used to have lambshops?
Speaker 1: Colin asked for more coke, but Kelly says she finished.
Speaker 2: It all, so they have to go to the some glot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they behind it to the news stand.
Speaker 3: Wait, he just threw down money. He didn't even get
Speaker 3: the check if was it enough?
Speaker 1: And where's he getting all this money? Is it from
Speaker 1: you from the desk?
Speaker 3: Speak? He hasn't money?
Speaker 2: You know where? It looked like he went for the
Speaker 2: drugs though the Brentwood newsstand, whole Food's parking lot, like
Speaker 2: it really looked.
Speaker 3: I thought it was the news stand on Van Ey's.
Speaker 2: It totally looked like one of those newsstands that are
Speaker 2: all shutting down now, but there's a couple left.
Speaker 3: I feel like it was the one just south of
Speaker 3: Van Eyce.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, yes, yeah, Then he went in
Speaker 1: the dark alley. I thought for sure that guy was
Speaker 1: going to be a cop.
Speaker 3: Me too.
Speaker 2: I thought they were going to get busted. I sort
Speaker 2: to hope for it.
Speaker 1: M yeah, then that would put a nice end to
Speaker 1: this storyline.
Speaker 2: It's a miserable storyline. Yeah, he got fake coke.
Speaker 1: Oh Man Brandon by Joe's dorm room to show concern
Speaker 1: for his heart situation. And that's when Joe says, please
Speaker 1: don't do a story about me. And he also tells
Speaker 1: them about how when he was younger, he was told
Speaker 1: that he wouldn't walk again.
Speaker 3: Scarcely real. Remember were those real?
Speaker 1: They looked real?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they write that in because he had scars. He
Speaker 3: was good fu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's good Joe. Yeah. Yeah, Wait, un till he
Speaker 2: runs up and down the stadium steps five thousand times.
Speaker 1: And never huffs a puff. We'll get to that. So yeah, Kelly,
Speaker 1: oh wait, Valerie and David are in bed and he's
Speaker 1: trying to get frisky and she's not having it because
Speaker 1: she's good because she's so pissed about everybody being blind
Speaker 1: to Kelly's drug use that she only wants Kelly to
Speaker 1: be exposed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like her life mission, just to knock her
Speaker 4: off her pedestal, I guess. And uh, that's when they
Speaker 4: have their weird bench and it's just so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I can't watch it.
Speaker 2: Was this where the doing wait is this the fake coke? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then they get some coke or something.
Speaker 1: Then they calls his friend Paul and offers him the double.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was very Kelly's money, wasn't it kind
Speaker 3: of cheap though, I felt like he was like sixty
Speaker 3: dollars or something.
Speaker 1: Remember, I was like, no, he paid sixty dollars for
Speaker 1: the fake stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that felt how much shake costs.
Speaker 1: I didn't how cocaine costs, no idea.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. We're so cheap.
Speaker 1: We're all just so pure and boring stick cocaine in
Speaker 1: the nineties.
Speaker 2: Like, what's happening? And then I know we're not there.
Speaker 2: But then he gives her the weird pills, the downers.
Speaker 2: I just don't Yeah, he lets her drive home.
Speaker 3: What why would she take those? And then she's like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go. I'm like, now, oh god, I was
Speaker 3: getty concerned.
Speaker 2: Also, yes, sly bad, really bad. It's just bad.
Speaker 1: So Brandon tells Susan about Joe's heart, and Susan says
Speaker 1: they need to do a story about it. I fast
Speaker 1: forward what I did too.
Speaker 2: Sorry, true, but I don't know she's a journalist.
Speaker 1: First I guess, yeah, pretty hardcore.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then we get to see the last laught traffic school
Speaker 1: and Stephen Clara there and they bicker in front of
Speaker 1: their comedian traffic school.
Speaker 2: Instructor semi famously recognizable guy behind them who looked you
Speaker 2: know that guy. You're like, Oh, there's that guy.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he's definitely that guy. The guy
Speaker 2: behind them was so recognizable. I'm like, yeah, he's that guy.
Speaker 2: He's a that guy Benovich.
Speaker 3: You know that name because.
Speaker 2: He's that guy, you guys, He's in so many things,
Speaker 2: that guy. Okay, I like when we go to KTTV
Speaker 2: in a second, which fun fact for everybody watching along
Speaker 2: is the Fox station in Los Angeles located in Santa
Speaker 2: Monica that looked like the right building and that is
Speaker 2: where nine O two one oh aired. So in LA
Speaker 2: that was your affiliate KTTV Channel eleven, is it channel? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So that was one of your big affiliates, and that's
Speaker 2: where they shot this fake talk show. Interesting, Thank you, tidbit.
Speaker 1: Sure, thank you. Help really enjoyed it. What else do
Speaker 1: you guys want to know?
Speaker 2: Traffic storyline was dull. Did they break up or do
Speaker 2: they stay together?
Speaker 3: I actually find them entertaining and I didn't want to
Speaker 3: watch the storyline.
Speaker 2: Because nobody wants to go to traffic school. Why would
Speaker 2: we want to watch traffic school? And they even bring
Speaker 2: up Red Asphalt, which was like the big movie you
Speaker 2: had to watch a traffic school where people die.
Speaker 1: It's such a good point. Amy nobody even wants to
Speaker 1: go to traffic school, Why the hell would we want
Speaker 1: to watch it?
Speaker 2: And we watched a lot of traffic School, Like we
Speaker 2: really let that woman do a lot.
Speaker 3: I was like, for the c storyline, let's do traffic school,
Speaker 3: like imagine, and everyone's like, yes, the writer's rooms. What
Speaker 3: see that on this show?
Speaker 1: Really stretching. We see that Kelly hasn't slept in days.
Speaker 1: Brandon calls and he's worried about her, and.
Speaker 2: I say, great rouse Brandon calling to thank for the pen.
Speaker 2: I was like, Hellever's Brandon, Yeah he is art.
Speaker 1: So when they're at traffic school though, so interestingly enough,
Speaker 1: they get scouted at traffic School and invited to be
Speaker 1: on a show called back Talk.
Speaker 2: Everybody does that in television. Suddenly you meet a person
Speaker 2: and there you put them on television that night. Yeah
Speaker 2: that does o't Hey, well I guess canceled. So you
Speaker 2: know what I'm gonna do? Find two people at traffic
Speaker 2: school and put them on television.
Speaker 1: What what a producer?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: So back at to you. There's just growing concern over
Speaker 1: Joe's health and Susan is talking to Donna, and Donna's
Speaker 1: worried that they're going to write a story about it.
Speaker 2: And Susan was being snaky. She was, yeah, she's a.
Speaker 1: Joe begs Donna to not ruin his entire career and
Speaker 1: don't you know, don't encourage them to write this story
Speaker 1: because it's true. If he if they wrote about him, yeah,
Speaker 1: having a heart condition, he wouldn't ever be able to
Speaker 1: play again. I sad stuff. Yeah, oh this is fun
Speaker 1: scene Colin stop in Colin studio. David stops by to
Speaker 1: check on Kelly, and David tells Colin he can tell
Speaker 1: their j and then he threatens Colin if he keeps
Speaker 1: giving drugs to Kelly, he's gonna put his fist in
Speaker 1: his face or something. I don't know how he said it,
Speaker 1: but I was like, go, David.
Speaker 3: Blow up his nose. Will be the only thing going
Speaker 3: after your nose.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's gonna put his fist up his nose.
Speaker 1: But I loved Okay, So Colin is how how tall
Speaker 1: is Colin? Not not? I mean maybe I'm maybe five
Speaker 1: eight okay?
Speaker 3: And Brian is what six two six three? Like, he's
Speaker 3: no six, maybe six foot.
Speaker 2: Five eight?
Speaker 3: Good call, Jenny, I google it when I was not
Speaker 3: six feet he's taller. Now that's tall.
Speaker 1: It is Brian Austin Green.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Just give me a second.
Speaker 2: Nobody beat me to it?
Speaker 3: Or was he just the tallest on the cast so
Speaker 3: he just seemed really tall?
Speaker 2: Six feet six feet?
Speaker 1: My god, I have a genius when it comes to
Speaker 1: you really can guess on a game show called how Tell?
Speaker 2: Am I? How tell you?
Speaker 1: You are five six.
Speaker 2: A half and maybe a seven? But what are you?
Speaker 2: What's toy?
Speaker 1: Okay? Tours five four oh to four and a half
Speaker 1: five five five? Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you guys got that much smaller
Speaker 2: than me. You're only like an inch taller, tiny air?
Speaker 3: So what am I? I am slightly bit taller than
Speaker 3: you're taller? I'm five. You always see that. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I never remember that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that either.
Speaker 3: I know I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Hopefully you're right. I'm not shrinking quite yet. Is anyone shrinking?
Speaker 2: I'm not shrinking yet not yet have a slew of
Speaker 2: MetOp issues, but shrinking ate one of them.
Speaker 3: Not that, but okay, so Jason Wilds is five it
Speaker 3: so he's like five. Okay, so any guy that said
Speaker 3: uh and Brian the six Seeds, but in this scene,
Speaker 3: somehow they looked almost the same. Hike. David Afterwards is
Speaker 3: doing that thing where he's like eyeing him, like saying like,
Speaker 3: I'm taller than you, and he's looking looking.
Speaker 1: Up at that hairdoo. I loved it. It was so
Speaker 1: like so good, threatening like guy like yeah, and you
Speaker 1: know Colin. You know, Colon was on an apple box.
Speaker 1: You know, they built him up so that they.
Speaker 2: Got to ask you. I was gonna ask that.
Speaker 3: There's no way, but they should have left him off
Speaker 3: the apple box. So it looked more to be its point,
Speaker 3: like taller than you, bro.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't clock that it was because
Speaker 1: he was taller. I thought it was a hair hairdoo. Oh,
Speaker 1: god got it.
Speaker 3: I thought he's making fun of his.
Speaker 2: Right funny.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 3: It was good.
Speaker 1: I'd like to see them get into it. Back at
Speaker 1: the Condor Nest, Brandon ketches Susan doing the story about
Speaker 1: Joe wors and he wants her to drop it because
Speaker 1: Joe's health issues are none of her business, so why
Speaker 1: did he tell her in the first place?
Speaker 2: Our friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Then Colin comes over to yell at Valerie to leave
Speaker 1: him and Kelly alone, and he really gets angry at her,
Speaker 1: but she grabs his hands. She's so brave, she says,
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that cares about you.
Speaker 3: I forgot to comment on his artwork. He was doing
Speaker 3: the difficult was it like macaroons? And then like a
Speaker 3: space like spiral like yeah, black hole, black hole macaroons.
Speaker 3: I don't know macaroons.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the macaroons, but I was like, paint
Speaker 1: that not good, buddy.
Speaker 3: It was horrifying.
Speaker 1: But you know what they say, art is objective, somebody
Speaker 1: will buy it. And we see the two kids there
Speaker 1: on the TV talk show and uh, all of a
Speaker 1: sudden they make up.
Speaker 2: We don't and then they do, and I, I don't
Speaker 2: care about this.
Speaker 1: I can start it too.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't fast forward though, that seems like it was
Speaker 1: more exciting and fast forward. I have to be honest, because.
Speaker 2: I agree with that. You guys are going to get
Speaker 2: in trouble for fast forward.
Speaker 3: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Fans are gonna rip. I never I just want everyone
Speaker 2: to know I never have fast forwarded it. Ever. I
Speaker 2: don't even skip the credits.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's because it's true.
Speaker 2: Wow, thank you.
Speaker 1: And you're a busy lady. I am a busy lady.
Speaker 1: We are both busy ladies. And I forgot to watch
Speaker 1: the show last night, so I had to watch the
Speaker 1: show right before we start this podcast, and I had
Speaker 1: to fast forward some things in order to be done
Speaker 1: in time.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I had no reason, I had no time constraint.
Speaker 3: I just fast forwarded. You were just I was just bored.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I don't want I don't want to be a bragger,
Speaker 2: but I love the difference between us. I watch it
Speaker 2: on like Thursday or Friday nights, like as part of
Speaker 2: my enjoyment. I'm like, oh, okay, like it's my Friday night.
Speaker 2: It's you know, ten o'clock now, and this is what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch and I'm gonna love every second of it.
Speaker 2: And I usually have like a cup of tea and
Speaker 2: maybe a little mini cupcake.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love you wow.
Speaker 2: Like a whole I'm not mad about it at all.
Speaker 2: I'm like, here we go.
Speaker 1: When do you watch it tour?
Speaker 3: Oh? Always either the night before the morning of. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'll forget if I do it.
Speaker 1: You'll forget what happened. Really me too, Yeah, I usually
Speaker 1: watch it the night before. Anyway, I say, I'm just
Speaker 1: a bigger fan. You are a better fan. A bigger fan,
Speaker 1: are the best?
Speaker 3: That's fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we go to the beach house and Donna
Speaker 1: tries to tell Kelly about what's going on with Joe,
Speaker 1: but Kelly is too tired and just totally blows her off.
Speaker 2: Which now she's on her downers and she's coming down.
Speaker 1: So not Kelly not ready to give advice. And then
Speaker 1: we go to the football field where we see Joe
Speaker 1: running up and down the stairs.
Speaker 2: Running and running and running and running up and down.
Speaker 1: Is just sitting there watching him, which was weird, like
Speaker 1: a weirdo. And then Susan brings the story but she
Speaker 1: rips it up.
Speaker 2: Also waste of ink and paper.
Speaker 1: Right and time. And then Donna comes to apologize to
Speaker 1: Joe and they have a scene where he's not tired
Speaker 1: out at all from running up those stairs. I would
Speaker 1: have been dying and not able to even speak, but
Speaker 1: then his heart Yeah, he says that those will take
Speaker 1: her out to dinner, and then he starts.
Speaker 3: Seven. I don't think it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: He has a He starts to have a heart issue.
Speaker 2: How scary done? That was the end?
Speaker 3: I know, But didn't you think like he was gonna
Speaker 3: go like that and then they were going to run
Speaker 3: over to him, But no, they were gone.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gone. If he collapses up there on the top
Speaker 1: of those bleacher stairs, he's definitely falling down. This is
Speaker 1: going to be bad. Yeah, I don't know, I.
Speaker 3: Really what do you get the Is that a cliffhanger
Speaker 3: kind of Yeah, that's dune dunk dumb.
Speaker 2: I was like, I need to roll into the next one.
Speaker 2: Did you did not? Because I am not a cheater,
Speaker 2: cheater pumpkin eater on how we do this? But part
Speaker 2: of this episode is great, part of it is dull.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed most of it. I mean, I think I
Speaker 1: might give it a seven.
Speaker 2: Probably more like an eight eight and a half eight eight.
Speaker 2: It's no eight and a half, it's in eight.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the seven.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully next week we'll be a little bit more exciting.
Speaker 1: I don't know though, because it's called Nancy's Choice and
Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell Nancy is? So is
Speaker 1: she a main character? And I've forgotten her name too?
Speaker 3: No? Is that a riff on like Sophie's Choice? Who's Nancy?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're gonna find out next week though,
Speaker 1: next episode, season six, episode nineteen, Nancy's Choice.
Speaker 2: Whole podcast was Susan.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm sorry, you go that's not her name?
Speaker 3: And the name He's like, wait, no, it's not her name.
Speaker 3: How you can like spiral somebody? Sorry, guys, sorry, Like
Speaker 3: is this Jusanne? I'm like, oh, something wrong with me?
Speaker 2: What? Oh? Well that note.
Speaker 1: Have a great week, everybody,