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Speaker 1: You know, I can kind of see that. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just like a great welcome to the neighborhood. You know. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know I want to welcome you inside my house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could bake you this apple pie, or you could

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Speaker 1: bake in my pie. Yeah. Or I could bake your

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Speaker 1: child in my tummy. That's true. And then we would

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Speaker 1: become leaders of the neighborhood because we would be bonded

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Speaker 1: by interesting parenthood, and then we'd become more powerful. It's

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Speaker 1: like Game of Throne style interesting and like my house

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Speaker 1: will marry into your house. The houses will be one,

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Speaker 1: r slash okay Opie Show community member living Fish two

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Speaker 1: eight one three living Fish, thank you for giving us

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Speaker 1: life by giving us your story. We love you. We

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Speaker 1: love you so much. So for some backstory, when I

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Speaker 1: first moved here, I was married and starting a family.

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Speaker 1: My neighbor was also married. I was friendly with both

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Speaker 1: of them. I guess the neighbor and the marriage partner

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Speaker 1: and would sit and chat when we ran into each other.

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Speaker 1: Our kids became friends and we would spend their day

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Speaker 1: After a few years, I divorced my husband. I had

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Speaker 1: gotten tired of his cheating. Okay, I stayed in the

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Speaker 1: marital home. This past summer, my neighbor's wife moved out,

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Speaker 1: and as she was moving out, she told me that

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Speaker 1: to her, but I let her know I was sorry

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Speaker 1: and that I had always thought they were happy. She

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Speaker 1: said no, I went to work on moving out.

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Speaker 2: For a second, I thought you were gonna say. I

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Speaker 2: just said, I'm gonna bang your man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, he's pretty hot. Can you

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Speaker 1: give me his number? Yeah? No, wife's moving out. I think, Oh,

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Speaker 1: he's about the movie. Oh yeah. Late last week I

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Speaker 1: was talking to my neighbor and he made up a

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Speaker 1: reason that he needed my Like, you're making too much

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Speaker 1: noise over there. I got to call you to see

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Speaker 1: if you're quiet down. Oh, you're not picking up. Maybe

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Speaker 1: i'll knock on your door. Oh, I couldn't see you.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll come on in. Oh you're in the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Maybe to make noise together. Oh goodness, And then I'll

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Speaker 1: report you to the police and then they can join.

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Speaker 1: Oh jeez. Wow, that's that's a officer. Please arrest me.

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Speaker 1: I beg you ties us both to the bedpost and

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Speaker 1: has his way with us. Wow, we love it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do so. Recently, I've been looking at my neighbor differently,

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Speaker 1: and I found him very attractive in a way that

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Speaker 1: I hadn't before. Late in the week, that's when he

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Speaker 1: started sending me some flirty texts. We talked about hooking up.

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Speaker 1: We both said that we didn't want anything serious. I

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Speaker 1: go through with it, and he said sure, Yeah he did. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: as the title says, I slept with him. Ooh good?

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Speaker 1: Do you like it was? He good? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Let us know because you can. Oh, let's stop us.

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Speaker 2: Stop you're not stopping us. Wait wait, wait, you're still

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Speaker 2: op opie.

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Speaker 1: Great for your for real? His ex is here and

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Speaker 1: This was never going to be something serious for me,

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Speaker 1: And I mean, no, daw because they just broke up.

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Speaker 1: So am I the asshole? Put your answers in the

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Speaker 1: comments again? Be nice? This is okay, a fan, that's

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Speaker 1: all right? What do you think, John?

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Speaker 1: I don't think oh pised a whole at all. No.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for stealing a stranger's inherited

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not, because like think abouts yours, it's mine. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course, because here's why. Here's why. Okay, follow me

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Speaker 2: with the logic. Inherited means I'm just given something. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I didn't ask for it. You know, I don't earn it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't earn it, but me.

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Speaker 1: I want it. Yeah, so if I take it, you

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Speaker 1: Form or something? They just take it? Yeah, just take it. Whatever. Me.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I would genuinely enjoy this more than

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. This is also very Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 1: Damn all right. You know they kind of ruined it

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Speaker 1: we go. I twenty six female bought a Horder house

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Speaker 1: back in May twenty eighteen. Yeah house. I almost read

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Speaker 1: that as whorehouse. A great investment. That's a great investment, dude,

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Speaker 1: you're probably making shit tons of money. Bought a whorehouse.

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Speaker 1: It is a big, six bedroom, four and a half

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Speaker 1: heirs could not deal with the stench and literal mountain

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is insane. The whole room filled

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Speaker 1: Okay, but hear me out, Yes, there's there's got to

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Speaker 1: be treasure in there. Yes, there's got to be treasure.

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Speaker 1: Just buy a hazmat suit and that'd be kind of fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then get like one of the metal detectors. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like women in a hazmat suit. That sounds kind of interesting.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yo, dude, Yeah, like a ball, like a dirty,

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Speaker 1: these last four years to finish cleaning, fixing, and updating it.

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Speaker 1: Oh but four years. I'm not trying to clean nothing

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Speaker 1: for four years, and that's insane. I wonder what the

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Speaker 1: she probably got it like dirt cheap. Yeah. Well, doing

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Speaker 1: the cleaning, I made sure to check everything before throwing

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Speaker 1: and finally a stunning forty style lace covered wedding dress. Yo, bro,

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Speaker 1: One man's trash is another man's Trashsure, this woman took

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Speaker 1: That's not only do you get the house, but you

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Speaker 1: to take that deal. Honestly, I'm buying hoarder houses now.

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Speaker 2: four years. Okay, that's twenty thousand, Like probably, let's let's

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Speaker 2: say forty thousand dollars for the stuff to be generous. No,

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Speaker 2: that's like minimum, that's less than minimum. Yeah, you're right right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Now I'll take this though. Yeah, but someone else said

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Speaker 1: there's no way they're like, are they actually going to fact? Tell?

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Speaker 1: You doing, what you're doing? What do you find? I

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Speaker 1: currently don't have a partner, but I decided that would

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Speaker 1: get married. Yeah, how did you get this dress? Well?

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Speaker 1: I inherited from this old hoarder lady. I inherited it

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Speaker 1: from the garbage. Well. Doing the cleaning, I reached out

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Speaker 1: to the airs to pass on some pictures and mementos,

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Speaker 2: Now see that is like she didn't have to do that. Op,

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Speaker 2: he did not have to do that. So already I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like, tractually she she owns everything in the house, like

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Speaker 1: she signed the contract. That was See that was that

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Speaker 1: was the deal. After repairing the dress, I put it

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Speaker 1: on with the jewelery and posted a pic on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: You're flaunting it, You're gonna get in trouble. Well, this

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Speaker 1: woman saw it and asked for the dress and heirlooms back.

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Speaker 1: I refuse to give them back, and legally they can't

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Speaker 1: do shit. Also, if they meant that much to them,

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Speaker 1: they should have cleaned the house on their own, not

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Speaker 1: sell it to me. All right, low key, dude, she

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Speaker 1: spent four years cleaning that house. She deserves it.

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Speaker 2: She don't care what kind of family dies, heritage nothing.

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Speaker 2: Fuck your family. She deserves a dress.

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Speaker 1: Now she and all her family are calling me out

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