WEBVTT - Jason Doesn't Like Change!

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<v Speaker 1>These are the radio blogs on The Fred Show. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like we're writing in our diaries, except we say

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<v Speaker 1>them aloud. We call them blogs. Jason Brown's got one goo.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, dear blog. So I need all my fellow

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<v Speaker 2>millennial baddies to come to the front here with me

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<v Speaker 2>and let me know if anyone else feels this. But

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<v Speaker 2>when I was younger, I don't know if anyone else

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<v Speaker 2>was like this, but I always wanted like whatever the

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<v Speaker 2>next iPhone was like, oh, my God, I have to

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<v Speaker 2>have it. or whatever the next MacBook was. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>want a MacBook so bad. All these new technology... Anytime

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<v Speaker 2>a new gadget would drop, I would want it.

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<v Speaker 3>That used to be me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is what I'm struggling with now, because

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm on the complete other side of the spectrum.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's laziness, or I'm afraid of AI,

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<v Speaker 2>or afraid of change, but every gadget in my life

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<v Speaker 2>is currently failing me, and I will not get a

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<v Speaker 2>new one.

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<v Speaker 3>I have an iPhone 12, okay? And we're now to

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<v Speaker 3>the point where... I plug it in. We're up to 16,

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<v Speaker 3>aren't we? 18. We're up to 18.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>When I plug it in to charge in my car,

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<v Speaker 2>it freezes and I can't use it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's time for a new phone. That's right. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the point where it's like, because the thing with

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<v Speaker 1>the iPhones is they used to be like every single iteration,

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<v Speaker 1>like one to two, three to four, four to five.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like wildly better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not true anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct.

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<v Speaker 3>But now you are six iPhones removed. Correct. And yours

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't work. Correct.

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<v Speaker 1>That means you got to go. The frustration of not

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<v Speaker 1>having a phone that works is worth having a new phone.

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<v Speaker 3>And you can do it at home now. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so easy. And I realize it's just something against me.

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<v Speaker 2>My current laptop, this ThinkPad, literally has a chunk out

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<v Speaker 2>of the side of it. I can see inside of it.

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<v Speaker 3>The mouse pad doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't want to ask for another one to

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<v Speaker 2>get another one and trade over it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if i have like obviously i have

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<v Speaker 3>attachment issues i don't know if it's.

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<v Speaker 2>That i don't know if i'm lazy i don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what it is but i don't want new technology technological things.

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<v Speaker 1>That thing's got a hole in it think about when

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<v Speaker 1>it finally dies and then you don't have a computer

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<v Speaker 1>at all at the worst time i know it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be the worst time and you you're about to like

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<v Speaker 1>be at 47 jingle balls and once you know teleport

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<v Speaker 1>from one to the other in that new tesla car

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<v Speaker 1>so I think you need to get a new computer

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<v Speaker 1>and a new phone.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to do it. You have to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's going to be way worse if it dies

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<v Speaker 1>and then you don't have any control over what's on

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<v Speaker 1>it or getting stuff off or you're stranded.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time. It's fatigue. We're just tired. Truly.

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<v Speaker 2>Because then you have to sit there too and just

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<v Speaker 2>like Fred said, transfer everything over.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they even have any more hard drives? Do the

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<v Speaker 3>whole transfer if you have a new phone? I believe

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<v Speaker 3>they still have hard drives.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen a hard drive in a while. Did

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<v Speaker 3>you open your computer up to look at it very often?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen a hard drive in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>When's the last time you busted the thing open and

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<v Speaker 1>take a look at the motherboard?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I should because if my thing dies too, then

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<v Speaker 2>like there goes everything.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a wrap. I know the cloud exists, but what's

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<v Speaker 3>in the cloud? You don't use your phone as your alarm,

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<v Speaker 3>do you? Because that was my issue.

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<v Speaker 1>For a while.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do use my phone as my alarm.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, girl, get a new one.

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<v Speaker 2>It might strike me then. It's going to strike me

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<v Speaker 2>at the worst time where it's just going to be

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<v Speaker 2>completely dead.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why you need to do this because people

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<v Speaker 1>are texting agreeing with you. Like, I don't like to

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<v Speaker 1>update stuff either. It's kind of a pain. You lose stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It's supposedly seamless, but maybe it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Passwords. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's got a hole in it, or if it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work anymore, then it's time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll start today, maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time. It's time. You know what's interesting is I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think I have it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But for years and years and years on this show,

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<v Speaker 1>any day there was any fog in the listening area...

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<v Speaker 1>I would play a foghorn noise. It's the dumbest thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was dumb. Like the dumbest thing. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>did it to make fun of how dumb some of

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<v Speaker 1>our competitors, like the dumb stuff our competitors do. Like

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<v Speaker 1>the fun fact was literally I made, it was making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of someone coming to town saying how they were

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<v Speaker 1>going to kick our ass. By the way, they've been

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<v Speaker 1>gone for years. They sent them back packing wherever they're

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<v Speaker 1>from because they couldn't get it done. But they did

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<v Speaker 1>a fun fact. So just to be silly, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the best they got. So then we started

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. Now, if we don't do a fun fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I will hear about it for a week. And the

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<v Speaker 1>same is true with this stupid foghorn. I was making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of someone.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>How would anyone know if there's fog outside if we

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell them? And now anytime there's fog anywhere, we

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<v Speaker 1>get 47 text messages going, I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>safe for me to go outside because Fred won't play

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<v Speaker 1>the fog horn.

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<v Speaker 2>It's dense.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a dense fog.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't even know where it went, because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if the foghorn moved with us to our

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<v Speaker 1>new facility. When we moved upstairs, I don't think the

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<v Speaker 1>foghorn made it. I have no idea where it's even located.

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<v Speaker 1>But guys, it's amazing to me, the stuff that you remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you all so much. Even the haters, I

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<v Speaker 1>love you too. Not as much as I love the

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<v Speaker 1>people who are nice to us. But I love all

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<v Speaker 1>of you. My God, the foghorn's your takeaway? Almost 17

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<v Speaker 1>years of doing this, that's your take on foghorn? Ha

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<v Speaker 1>ha ha!

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<v Speaker 3>Why are we working so hard?