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Speaker 1: I got a good, solid nap in yesterday. I should

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Speaker 2: I played some golf, boy, but yep, when I even

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Speaker 2: did an Instagram YouTube live golf. Wow, but I did

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Speaker 2: it hot dog instead of Hamburger. Doesn't look that great

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Speaker 2: on YouTube, but we had.

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Speaker 1: How long are you gonna learn hot dog and hamburger

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Speaker 1: the difference?

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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't have a camera team out there. I

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Speaker 2: I think I did a pretty good job.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you didn't have Angelina, you didn't have Baser, you

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Speaker 1: didn't have Justin, you didn't have Oh no, my phone

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Speaker 1: didn't work. That's right, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: They had a eleven forty eight time. So I went

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Speaker 2: and played typically me, Justin and Angelina and Baser. It

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Speaker 2: took us five hours to play thirteen holes, this time

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Speaker 2: by myself at my pace. It took me three hours

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Speaker 3: It was amazing. I was in and out.

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Speaker 2: math doesn't math, but you get what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty incredible. Man. Let me check my text

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Speaker 1: sort of like batter's box. I scrolled through my messages.

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Speaker 3: I thought about texting you, but it's such an ask

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Speaker 2: Drive to this place. We got an hour and fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: That's not that much of an ass man.

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Speaker 2: It was perfect, man. It was just the old timers.

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Speaker 2: It was me old timers.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Sonny, why don't you play through? Oh? Hey, how

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Speaker 3: you going, little young fella there, why don't you play through?

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Speaker 3: I was cooking figured out the game.

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Speaker 2: I told Justin, I sit down now in my stance

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Speaker 2: It was the best I've ever played. Didn't have and

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Speaker 2: what's even bigger. It's not when you got a midchip

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Speaker 2: I had flush contact on every shot. That's how much

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Speaker 2: I refell in love with golf and my wife yesterday,

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Speaker 1: It's amazing that you played your best ever when no

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Speaker 1: There is no way I can tell you if you're lying,

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Speaker 1: It's like a few weeks ago when I went golfing

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Speaker 2: He sucks terribly so and guys, sorry, but the audio

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Speaker 1: So I can't wait to hear about your golf because

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Speaker 3: Let's start the show.

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Speaker 2: So we have golf course talk from me, a golf

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Speaker 3: And so much more. That's on the menu.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: He should be here later.

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Speaker 1: Good, good, good, All right, We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 3: We are the one, two, three sore losers.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 3: Had Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I met a Broadway girl, took her to the North,

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Speaker 2: two eggs at a Vanderbilt clinic justin. An electro physiologist

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Speaker 1: Over to you, man, So you went golfing on Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I went golfing on Wednesday. When I got on this

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Speaker 1: Your tone was funny? You sound house? Do you say?

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Speaker 3: You know how they have those signs everywhere ninety degrees.

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Speaker 3: And I go like this, so ninety degrees this angle?

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Speaker 3: How are we playing?

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Speaker 1: So far. Oh, I'm gonna tell you what best get

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Speaker 3: That's the best he's ever played.

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Speaker 1: My driver was on mine too.

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Speaker 1: My driver was fair way, fair way, little to the left,

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Speaker 2: Are you tracking it? Do you need me to come

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Speaker 1: I have a eighteen birdies app on my phone.

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Speaker 3: You need the gun? I have a three hundred dollars gun.

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Speaker 1: If it's straight, it's right next to the hole. That's

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna start hashtagging golf because we're a golf podcast.

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Speaker 1: Now, no, we're not. So then Ray, we're a crime

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Speaker 1: So then I kill the man. Well, well, the back

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Speaker 1: nine crime almost happened. Glad you teased.

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Speaker 2: It, so way back to crime podcast ratings. And because

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Speaker 2: they're gonna be doing a podcast award section for the Grammys. Now, oh,

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Speaker 1: Damn, that's pretty cool. I didn't realize that we cement,

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Speaker 1: And these dudes are playing from the tips.

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Speaker 3: I just don't know if other people give a rip.

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Speaker 3: I care, ray let me finish.

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Speaker 1: It's about to get interesting, thank you. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: But I'm just waiting for them, waiting for them, waiting

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Speaker 1: They're still on the tea box and I pull up.

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Speaker 3: See this is a typical time when they would say,

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Speaker 2: But my guys yesterday they didn't say play through new

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Speaker 1: Oh well, my guys. They start running around think thank you.

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Speaker 3: Guys. Usually you say you can play through.

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Speaker 2: We don't do that sentence now with gen Z got it,

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Speaker 2: I will play through now, I'm.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna play through now. It's not you don't say

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Speaker 1: Thanks. Yeah. So these guys start running around like little squirrels.

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Speaker 1: Why because they're gonna rush so I can't play through.

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Speaker 3: That's an immediate place through, all right, man, you just

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Speaker 3: But why are you not talking to them?

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Speaker 2: The guy that loves to talk, why don't you say, gentlemen,

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Speaker 2: do you mind if I play through?

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Speaker 1: I believe I'm a little better and faster.

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Speaker 3: No lunchbox, Bobby Bone show.

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Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, maybe they didn't see me. Maybe they

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Speaker 3: The guy that is mister outgoing and will talk to

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Speaker 1: No, Because I wasn't there to watch, I was didn't

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Speaker 2: I was actually like it was I should have asked

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing on the golf course. You assume that

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Speaker 3: But when they don't, that's the awkwardness.

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Speaker 1: I thought, maybe they were all going to tee off

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Speaker 3: Was gonna happen, right, that's customary.

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Speaker 1: But then they all run to their cart, jump in

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Speaker 1: to that. And I'm like, okay, that's cool, guys. Can

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Speaker 3: I'll bring the gun. I'm gonna bring the title list.

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Speaker 1: And they're still not teed off yet. It's a par

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, we play we play what And I'm like.

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Speaker 3: Oh you got shut down. This is getting so awkward, dude,

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Speaker 3: I have second handing cringe right now. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: And I said like, I'll play through, and they're like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: Okay, group of four. Maybe their style of play no

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Speaker 1: That's what that must be what it is because they're

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Speaker 3: At any point, did you consider skipping the hole? What

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Speaker 1: Ray, I have never skipped a hole.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to pay for eighteen play seventeen right.

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Speaker 1: I looked at it and I said, man, if they

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Speaker 3: I put it bah on the green while they're still

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Speaker 1: No, when they're done, two put par pull up to

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Speaker 1: He is playing the tips. The trees are fifteen yards,

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Speaker 1: And that's it. I've had enough. You're skipping the hole.

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Speaker 1: I'm not skipping the hole. I just get out and.

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Speaker 3: Choose to skip the par five, the most beautiful hole.

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Speaker 1: I just get out of the cart, grab my driver.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna play through. Now. Yeah, see, you

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Speaker 1: should have done that three No, no, no. I tried

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Speaker 1: The next hole, I said, can I play through? And

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Speaker 3: I'm doing the crime music because was there a fight

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Speaker 1: And dude playing the white teams which I'm playing, goes

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Speaker 1: This is his golf fight. I might golf fight. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: But there doesn't need to be a fight. There is

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Speaker 3: If you're about to tell me that you guys came

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Speaker 2: Other where you maybe pushed him a little bit, I'm

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: Right, So he's lining up his ball and I said,

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Speaker 1: And I said, look, man, there's four of you guys,

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Speaker 3: Go fight, Go fight.

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Speaker 1: And the guy's like, you're cutting and I'm like, he goes,

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Speaker 1: and I said, yes, I understand that I'm behind you guys,

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Speaker 1: if that makes you feel better. He grabs the bond

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Speaker 1: So then I'm feeling really awkward, like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, ray duck hook incoming.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh gosh, this dude's standing right next to me.

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Speaker 1: They are I'm feeling all eight eyeballs on me, just

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Speaker 3: But you told him a very valuable lesson that it

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Speaker 1: Dude, you don't need to run and running. I mean

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Speaker 3: They should have been like Angelina and Justin. We let

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So then I went up, took my six iron

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Speaker 1: the water off the tea box.

434
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Speaker 2: Dude, you could have got them though with a good

435
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,560
Speaker 2: little zinger and been like, hey, so once I hit it,

436
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to my ball. I swear you guys

437
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,680
Speaker 2: can go ahead and just hit because I know you're

438
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 2: not gonna hit me in the middle of the green.

439
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 3: That's how you will even even step it up one

440
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 3: more step. Guys, I've actually fined with you, full on

441
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:55,920
Speaker 3: taken swings.

442
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,280
Speaker 1: And that was my round of golf. There was nothing

443
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: else interesting. That's what I was going to It was

444
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 1: so smooth sailing until we had a three or four hole.

445
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, these guys want to fight me, and

446
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 1: I had to just force my way through and tell

447
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,960
Speaker 1: them not, Hey, can I I said, I am playing through.

448
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 1: Who you want to go play golf with me or not? No? No,

449
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 1: we'll take a break. We'll be right back. Okay.

450
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,679
Speaker 2: Can I just say this small story from my golf experience,

451
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 2: I would love to hear it. You guys can see

452
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 2: it at our YouTube sore losers. It is hot dog

453
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,360
Speaker 2: instead of Hamburger. My apologies. If you're not into golf,

454
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 2: it's probably a boring video. And was it cocked to

455
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 2: the right a little bit? So sometimes you can't even

456
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 2: see me in the shot? Yes, but I do some

457
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 2: obviously some conversation as well. Maybe it's a good watch,

458
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,920
Speaker 2: maybe it's not. We should do those with microphones and

459
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 2: it would be epic content.

460
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:57,159
Speaker 3: Let me just say this, I learned that dudes at

461
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 3: golf and the relationship with do that's that's not it.

462
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: That's not even my story.

463
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 3: My story's this people in their families now have like

464
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 3: talk kinky and and not kinky is fine now in

465
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 3: families like families talk dirty to each other.

466
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: Explain to me, like father and son, mother and daughter,

467
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,479
Speaker 1: mother and son. I don't know what you mean.

468
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not gonna go through a twenty minute

469
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 2: story with nothing of note. But in the parking lot,

470
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 2: did I go through a twenty minute story with nothing

471
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 2: of note? Is that what you were just referencing?

472
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: Because I thought that was something of note that I

473
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: had to force my way through four dudes.

474
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 3: Needed a video and needed you to shoulder the guy.

475
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 3: Then we would have been viral tang it in the

476
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,160
Speaker 3: parking lot before the day even started.

477
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 2: I'm in the car. Guy two spots over, he's in

478
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 2: the car. We're both just twenty minutes early. Obviously we

479
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 2: wanted to secure our parking me you know me. He

480
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 2: wanted to do the same, well ahead of our Tea times.

481
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 2: Just dicking around. I'm I'm putting a ball in the

482
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 2: golf cart at Tea. So I'm just sitting there. He's

483
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 2: on the phone talking to his wife, and he goes

484
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 2: and he's loud. He goes, yeah, I'm out here playing. Yeah,

485
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 2: we're gonna play.

486
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: I got my orange balls.

487
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 3: And then she must have said, oh my gosh, stop

488
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 3: saying it like that. And he goes, you don't like

489
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 3: when I say that I've decided to play with my

490
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 3: orange big balls today.

491
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: We're talking eleven thirty in the morning, mind you give

492
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 2: or take a couple hours. And I'm thinking that's you know,

493
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 2: he's talking a little kinky to his wife. Maybe that's

494
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 2: the thing in American culture now, husband's wives, we just

495
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 2: talk kinky.

496
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 3: That's cool. Well, then the wife must have said, your

497
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 3: daughter is within earshot. She's hearing everything you're saying.

498
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: Hey, you're on the speakerphone. You're in the car.

499
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 3: Oh, And he goes, did Mikayla hear me say that

500
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 3: I'm playing with my orange balls, which is his daughter.

501
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 3: And she must have said again, okay, I'm with your daughter.

502
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 1: Stop being like that.

503
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 3: And so then he comes in, Hey, y'all think I'm

504
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 3: gonna have any trouble finding my orange balls today?

505
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: He's in love with his balls orange balls. He thinks

506
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: that's hilarious.

507
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 2: So then they talk and they oh, you're taking her

508
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 2: to school. Okay, great, she's in the car. Yeah, that's

509
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: all funny. They're all being kinky. But okay, you're gonna

510
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 2: take the daughter, all right, Yeah, I'm doing this. Jeremy's

511
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 2: about to pull up. We're gonna do this business, eighteen holes,

512
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: try and make a deal or something. And then as

513
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: he's saying goodbye, he goes, when I get home, y'all

514
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 2: gonna help me find my orange balls.

515
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: The wife, the daughter, everybody.

516
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 3: Just talking about this guy's balls as a that's America

517
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 3: right there.

518
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: They ain't doing that in Paris. No, Americans, we think

519
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: we're funny, dude. We are a gross culture. We think

520
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 1: we are just like so great at these sexual innuendos.

521
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: I mean, yesterday I was at the pharmacy getting some

522
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: medicine for one of my children, baby box. Was it ivermectin.

523
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. That was the horse

524
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: tranquilizer during COVID thank you. No, it was not iverdectin

525
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: ray one of the Joe Rogan things. No, no, no, no,

526
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: it was something for her strep throat. And I'm sitting

527
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: there waiting because they make it, because I check in,

528
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: Oh it's not ready. Yet, but we'll make it right now.

529
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in the chair and this older gentleman

530
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: comes up and he starts talking to the lady. She's like, oh, yeah,

531
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: we got three prescriptions ready for you. She pulls them

532
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: out and.

533
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 3: She starts scanning one that makes me go boke, And.

534
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: She starts ringing them up, and she goes, do you

535
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 1: have a reward's number with us? Like where you enter

536
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: your phone number? He goes, if there's one thing I've

537
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 1: learned in my life, if a beautiful woman ever asked

538
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,239
Speaker 1: me for my phone number and I'd give it to him.

539
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: That was humor in the sixties. And she's like, did

540
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: she bang him? Right, that's the point of the story.

541
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: They hooked up. Here's my thinking. And she hears these

542
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: dumb lines all day long and she has to give

543
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 1: the sympathy laugh.

544
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 3: But she wanted his reward's number, but he was saying

545
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,239
Speaker 3: any number at all.

546
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, he's saying his reward's number is it's associated

547
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: with your phone. You just type in your phone number. There,

548
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: got it all?

549
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 3: T I d at the gas pump.

550
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: Yes, that's all you do, is you type in your

551
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: phone number. And he's like, how much. Are all those

552
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: gonna be anyway? And she goes nineteen dollars and twenty

553
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: six cents. He goes, whoa, I like the sound of that.

554
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: Now for real, I'm giving you my phone number because

555
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: I got extra money to take you out second hand.

556
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: Cringe again. I'm like, oh, and she goes. See here

557
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: he goes, I mean, with that, but that only cost

558
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: the nineteen dollars, we can go to a nice steak dinner.

559
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 3: I mean, did she have a shell for what? Ray?

560
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: It was actually very No, she wasn't even hot.

561
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 3: That's American.

562
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: Do we just hit on anything? Hit on anything? And

563
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: this dude is just looking for some attention.

564
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: A lot of lizards, trucks, oh boys.

565
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: I mean, Grandpa is just he's looking for something and

566
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: he doesn't care what it is. He wants some strange

567
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: anyway he can get it. Track her, guys, bast food lady,

568
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 1: I'll take her. And then he says. She goes, oh

569
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: yeah he and he goes yeah. Funny thing is when

570
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm at the doctor's office, they always ask for my

571
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: pin number because you have to have a pin number.

572
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: He goes, and for some reason, my phone number always

573
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: slips out.

574
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 3: Did you give him a courtesy laugh. No.

575
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: I was just like what and he's like, He's like,

576
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: so that poor girl. She always hears my phone number,

577
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: but I guess she never writes it down.

578
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 3: I mean, he's really trying to go to poundtown.

579
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 1: Trying to pop herd. And I'm like okay, and then

580
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: he gets done, He's all right, thank you, and she

581
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: was like, thank you, have a good day. He goes

582
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: all right, I'll see at dinner.

583
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: Dude, everybody's just going with the sexual jokes now.

584
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: And she's like, ah, have a good day. Nothing about dinner,

585
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: and then he leaves. That was it.

586
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 3: Did you go in then with a joke?

587
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: No?

588
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I didn't my big orange balls in

589
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 3: the jar prescription.

590
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: I didn't go in with the joke. A different lady

591
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: helped me, do you have my six inch prescription bottle?

592
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: I think that I think that that woman needed here

593
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: we go. I think she needed some time to recover

594
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: from that awkward encounter. So she kind of went to

595
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: the back and started mixing some medicine. She didn't help

596
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: customers for a couple of minutes. She was like, what

597
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: was going on? It was awkward, it was uncomfortable.

598
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: What if you were to hit her with Listen, I'm

599
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 2: not going to beat around the bush like him. You

600
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: want to have sex, dude, you'd been somebody's third in line.

601
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: They're like, are you kidding these Americans?

602
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: There's another guy going first, the old guy, then this

603
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: this kind of old guy. I mean, what in the

604
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: world is going on around here? And then last night,

605
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready for bed and I look at my

606
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: phone and I have a text from my mom that

607
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: says call me. No, not the dramatic text. See, okay,

608
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: we're at the age that we can't do those dramatic texts.

609
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 2: Mom just hit me in bezer with one last night.

610
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: Come to find out it was a scheduled appointment. The

611
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 2: text was sounded urgent.

612
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 3: We thought it was a emergent emergent emergency text exactly when.

613
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: You say call me or hey, hurry up and call me.

614
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: That makes you feel like something is wrong. And I'm like,

615
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, so I immediately hit call. There wasn't

616
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: your dad on her phone? He's always on her Facebook.

617
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 3: That that is true.

618
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 2: But my dad does have his own phone. Oh look

619
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: posted about saber metrics. Oh that's that's toolbox.

620
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 3: I mean every oh, look, what a great post from

621
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I got it.

622
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: Then, So I call her and I'm like, is everything okay?

623
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: She goes, Yeah, she goes, just so you know, I

624
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: might have banged the.

625
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 3: Pope Chicago Land Papal And.

626
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me, she goes, I may or may not had

627
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: a one night stand with the pope. And I said,

628
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: what do you mean? She goes, I mean we grew

629
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: up eight miles from each other. She goes, who knows

630
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: high school party, we may have hooked up. And I said,

631
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: so you're the one that sent him to the you know,

632
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: to the priesthood.

633
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 3: Huh.

634
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm just saying that we could have had relations.

635
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: You will I will never because she goes, I don't

636
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: remember some of those parties. So I'm just saying that

637
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: I may have slept with the pope. I'm like, that

638
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: is so dumb. She goes, will your brother believe me?

639
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: The box batter batter's boxes like, are you serious you

640
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: slept with the pope? And she goes, but we may Hey,

641
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: she goes, I could have been at a religious gathering

642
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: and he could have been there. What if everybody that's

643
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: box and my mom might have.

644
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 3: Slept with the pope.

645
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: But she was like, she really did call me, And

646
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: I was like, this is why I love my parents.

647
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: This is the sense of humor I love. Is when

648
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: the pope is elected or whatever and she calls me

649
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: to let me know she may have had a one

650
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: night stand with the pope. That's funny. That is where

651
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: I get my sense of humor. She said in urgent text,

652
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: called me because she wanted to notify me that she

653
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: may have banged the highest guy in the Catholic church.

654
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: That's America.

655
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 2: Of all the countries, they could have picked the pope,

656
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: and they choose kinky America, where we're all going to

657
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: make a bunch of sexual jokes.

658
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: From the south side of Chicago.

659
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 3: Eight miles Capprini Green Ray.

660
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: Eight miles from where my mother, her sisters, and her

661
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: brother grew up. They're the exact same age, so they

662
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: probably ran in the same circles and your family's Catholic ding,

663
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: ding Ding. They could have been at some kind of

664
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: service together at some point.

665
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 3: But the real question is had she ever heard of them?

666
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. Okay, she had not. She didn't recognize

667
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: the name. She went and got her notebook of all

668
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: the guys that she had slept with, and there were

669
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: some that were blank because she was like, don't know name.

670
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 3: Halfway down with a fifty to fifty mark and decent toolbox.

671
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: I just thought it was funny that the pope gets

672
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: elected and she comes up with I might have had

673
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: a one night stand with him.

674
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

675
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. We're gonna take a break. We'll be

676
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: right back now. I need help, and you want to

677
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: know what. I need help with crime. I need help

678
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: with the San Diego padres. I don't know what I'm

679
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: doing wrong, but I need to make practice more fun

680
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: because we have some kids and I'd like to talk

681
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: to their parents and say, hey, guys, like, why don't

682
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: you do something about this behavior. We have a couple

683
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: of kids on the team that don't know how to act,

684
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: that don't know how to listen to their coaches, that

685
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: decide they don't want to do what we're doing, and

686
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: their parents just sit there and let them do it.

687
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: They are sitting there on the outside of the fence

688
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: watching and one kid, when am I going to bat?

689
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're not batting yet. You know we're

690
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: working on ground balls. I want to bat. Well, we're

691
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: not batting yet because we're working on ground balls. Okay,

692
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna take a nap, all right, And he

693
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: proceeds to lay down right there on the field. This

694
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: is what you're dealing with, puts his glove under his

695
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 1: head and lays down.

696
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 3: You're an unpaid babysitter.

697
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, man, like you want to get up.

698
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: You're gonna get hit by the ball because we started batting.

699
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: We're starting to hit now. Hey, yeah, Jimmy, I'm gonna

700
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: hit you with the ball. Jimmy, go hit, Jimmy, go hit.

701
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: All right, everybody getting their position, getting their position, this kid,

702
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why are you laying down? He goes,

703
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: it's my bedtime? Said really, I said, you go to

704
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 1: bed at five o'clock.

705
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 3: He goes, yep.

706
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: I said, so if I go over there and ask

707
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: your dad, you what if I ask your mom? Tammy?

708
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 3: Hey, Tammy, I'm gonna go talk to her.

709
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: If you go to bed at five o'clock and Tammy

710
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,720
Speaker 1: wants to talk at five ten.

711
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 3: All right, come here, Tammy, let me tickle.

712
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: When's he go to bed? When we go to bed?

713
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 1: That's seriously, when's a good time to come over. If

714
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: he's already in bed at five o'clock, I be there

715
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: five point thirty, so I won't knock. I said, I'll

716
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: make a deal with you. Well, where's your husband at

717
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: I said, I'll go ask your dad.

718
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 3: Oh, he's no longer in the picture.

719
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: If you go to bed at five o'clock and your

720
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: dad says you go to bed at five o'clock, I'll

721
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: let you hit now and you can go home. But

722
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: if I go over there and ask your dad, do

723
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: you go to bed at five o'clock and he tells

724
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: me no, that you don't get to hit all practice,

725
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: he goes, no, no, No, don't go ask my dad.

726
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: Don't go ask my dad. Sorry, why don't we get up?

727
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: He goes, no, I'm gonna take a nap.

728
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: Dad's over there with his iPads iPhone doing a bunch

729
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 2: of business stuff.

730
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: Exactly. I haven't talked to my dad in weeks. My

731
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: whole thing is you see your son just laying there

732
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: in the dirt in the middle of the field, like,

733
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: come out and say something.

734
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 3: More moms or dads at these practices fitty fifty, That's

735
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,959
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. Are the dad are people making

736
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 3: still working, some are.

737
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: Some have their computers out, that's why they're working. And

738
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, put it away for an hour. Watch

739
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: your kid practice baby on the phone. You got the

740
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: bluetooth in, got the computer. Yeah, always with the blue tooth.

741
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: I always got the bluetooth, Always got the bluetooth.

742
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 3: Because I mean, what parents can be done at five?

743
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 3: We can different type jobs, but you're done at five.

744
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting. I'm not sure. I don't know, but

745
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: I I finally said, you know what, man, you go

746
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: ahead and just lay there. If you get hit by

747
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: the ball, I'm not gonna I don't care. And there

748
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: was a couple times he almost got smoked by the baseball.

749
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 3: And what the Dad's chilling?

750
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: That is just chilling.

751
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: He's trying to close a deal, let's be right. And

752
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, dad's trying to pay for that place in Aspen.

753
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: Let's be real. I don't have the time and I

754
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: don't have the bandwidth to sit there and yell at

755
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: him to stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up,

756
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: stand up.

757
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 3: I said, sell at thirty you are you kidding me?

758
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: Oh?

759
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 2: My kids laying on the ground almost got hit by

760
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 2: a baseball. Hold on a second, John, let me call

761
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: you back. I just can sell the stock you.

762
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: Then there's another kid. I'm like, hey man, you're gonna

763
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: play second base. No, I'm not gonna play second. I'm

764
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: gonna play pitcher. No, you're gonna play second.

765
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 3: Well, uh, pitcher second. The pitcher now actually plays towards second.

766
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm gonna play pitcher.

767
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 3: Oh the shift starts early.

768
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: Like no, no, I am the coach. You're gonna go

769
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: where I tell you to go. No, that's not where

770
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: I want to play. Okay. Then he proceeds to beat

771
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 1: Lebron James and he just sits there and throwing dirt

772
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: in the air, falls down in the air.

773
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 3: That's actually funny. That's funny.

774
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: No, it's not funny. Hey baby, Lebron. Save it for

775
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: next season. And I understand baseball is hard because you

776
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: want to keep everyone engaged. So I need a better

777
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: practice regiment. I need something to keep them engaged. And

778
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: then this kid just starts throwing his glove up, throwing

779
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: his glove up, throwing his glove up. I'm like, hey man,

780
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: you need to pay attention. You're gonna get by the ball.

781
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 1: When am I gonna bat.

782
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, dude, this is what you're dealing with.

783
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is a nightmare. You're in unpaid daycare

784
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 3: with no LLC.

785
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know, you know what I mean. Like,

786
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: usually the kids that listen the most they get to

787
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 1: bat first, and you're not really listening or participating in practice,

788
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: you'll probably bat last.

789
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 3: You need to get Tammy and Betty, couple of the

790
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 3: parents in on the infield, you know what I'm saying,

791
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 3: Get them involved.

792
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: And his dad is there too.

793
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 3: Do the dad's not play ball.

794
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what they do. And so finally he's like,

795
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: I don't even go tell my dad something. I'm like, great,

796
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: go tell your dad something. And he goes to tell

797
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: his dad something and he says, coming back up. We

798
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: have all the bats lined up along the backstop and

799
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: this kid knocks them all over. Funny. Not funny. I said,

800
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: pick them all up. Not the school of pop. I'm

801
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: trying to bring the heat. I said, pick them all up.

802
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: He goes, no, what do you mean, No, Like, I

803
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: am the coach, I am an adult. I told you

804
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: to pick him up, you said, And he says no,

805
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: and his dad is standing right there, and I.

806
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 3: Love all these parents are just sitting back like you're

807
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 3: loo Panella. Right, guys, I'm the winner, you, Joe Torri,

808
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 3: I am not don Zimmer. You look like a runner

809
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 3: that plays soccer and you're telling these kids how to

810
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 3: be the great bambino. The next Barry Bonds, the met, next.

811
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: Bike Trout, the next show. Hey, Otani, I am trying

812
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: everything I can.

813
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 3: It tells you parents are still working. They're doing everything

814
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 3: they possibly can to still pay that mortgage.

815
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: And I said, hey, pick them all up. He goes no,

816
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: And I said, you're not gonna come back out on

817
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: the field until you can pick them all up.

818
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 3: What do you mean we're coming up short this month.

819
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 1: We've got to lay off five people. Finally, his dad

820
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: chimes in and goes, your coach said pick him up,

821
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: thanks dad, you wear the pants all the time? Or

822
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: does Betsy throw you around the bedroom? And he goes no,

823
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: I don't need to pick him up. I said, hey, Bud,

824
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: how would you like it if someone came over to

825
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: your house and just threw all your toys on the ground,

826
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna do it.

827
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: He goes, I'd like it funny, might use your exact statement,

828
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 2: said the opposite of what you thought he was gonna

829
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 2: say exactly.

830
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: And then I finally said, hey, just go sit in

831
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 1: the dugout, man, we don't need you get practice. You

832
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: can just go sit down in the dugout like you

833
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: don't need to practice, you don't do you just sit

834
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: on the bench, all right. So he goes in there,

835
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: and then his dad finally goes in there and talks

836
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: to him.

837
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 3: Two double blue tooth, got the iPad in the hand. Yeah, well,

838
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: what's up man, what's up kid? What's up sport? What's

839
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: up kid?

840
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: I'm making some sales over here. What are you doing?

841
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 3: But yeah, I said, sell, sell bitcoin, you dump, Yeah,

842
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 3: you get.

843
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: So he goes over there and he talks to him,

844
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: and then I go in there. I said, hey, man,

845
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: we want you to practice with us. We want you

846
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: to be part of the padres. But when you're just

847
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: throwing your glove up and you're running around and knocking

848
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: people's hats off, and you're knocking people's all the bats over,

849
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: people are gonna get hurt because they're trying to make

850
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: sure you don't hit their hat off, or you're gonna

851
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: get hurt. We just want you to pay attention. And

852
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: he I was like, you want to come back out

853
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 1: and play? He goes, no, I just want to play golf.

854
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 1: And he had built a mound of dirt and he

855
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: had put a baseball on it.

856
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. Golf is bigger with the kids.

857
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm all right, man, whenever you're ready to come back,

858
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 1: you just let me know. And he eventually came back

859
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: there and he proceeded to just throw his glove in

860
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: the air. Throw his glove in the air. So I

861
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: just need to make practice more interesting because there I

862
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: understand baseball, there's you don't want them standing around. You

863
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: want to keep them engaged, but you also need, I guess,

864
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: maybe more parents involved. If you guys have fun drills

865
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 1: like we tried to play just a practice. They're throwing.

866
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: It's like dodgeball. It's you know, you had to step

867
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: and throw, step and throw, and it's like at the

868
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: end of the time, or whoever has even the most

869
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: balls on their side, that team loses. These two kids

870
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: instead of throwing it, they were just kicking it. Soccer play.

871
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: It's a soccer country.

872
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: Now, guys, like we're trying to learn how to throw

873
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: because step and throw, step and throw. It's a fun

874
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: way to learn how to step and throw. And they're

875
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: kicking it and kicking it and kicking it, and I'm

876
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: just like, I don't even.

877
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 3: Know what to do, Like, what are they? They're not

878
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: GenZ the are they? Jen baby? What is the new one?

879
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? That one? I don't know. They're Nepo babies. I

880
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: guess what you're called, jen Neppo. But it was just

881
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: it's so frustrating. Tull me here, jen Nepo. So frustrating.

882
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: So if anybody has ideas on how to keep these

883
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: practices a little more interesting, help me out. And why

884
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: are these kids telling me no? Like where do they

885
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: think it's okay to say no? It's just the podres man.

886
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean, we're really good. Here's the thing. We're really good,

887
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: but very frustrating. We'll take a break. Oh man, uh

888
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: what was I going to ask you about?

889
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 3: Bone show? iHeart baseball thing, softball thing.

890
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: Man, dude, I don't know, but we got an email.

891
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, coachers love the pod. You

892
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: guys are killing it listening, listen and keep on hating

893
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: on the knicks. Two to oh baby, I'll hang up

894
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: and listen, f Boston, what is going on?

895
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 2: That season series in Vegas is still even money. So

896
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 2: even Thoughts are still gonna win the series, even though

897
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 2: the Knicks have the lead, it it just remember that,

898
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 2: be excited. But right now Vegas sees it as even.

899
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: I mean, the playoffs are absolutely drunk. The Pacers up

900
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: two oh, the freaking Knicks up two oh.

901
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 3: Well, the real question is Hunter Horder mobile I made

902
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 3: up one of those and Garland, is anybody playing? That's

903
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 3: a big question. And yes, Boston's gonna win the next game,

904
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 3: and then everything will level out, probably Monday. By the

905
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 3: time we do our next podcast, everything will be the

906
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 3: following day to two.

907
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so be all excited you want Marco Lebronx. Sorry,

908
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,919
Speaker 1: we I don't know how that happened, but you knew

909
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: that the thunder we're gonna blow out the Nuggets. Absolutely

910
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: knew it. That was one hundred percent the easiest bet.

911
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 3: Ever.

912
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: When you come on the podcast and said I would

913
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 2: put the Nuggets to win it all.

914
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: In the championship, they go Bowl raced by forty and

915
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: your mouth didn't even hit the podcast waves. Hold on,

916
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: hold on, I thought you said Nuggets. No, I said

917
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: I could see the Nuggets getting to the finals. I

918
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: said that. You said, it's only the thunder. The only

919
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: the thunder can make it. I said, or the Nuggets

920
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 1: they won Game one. You also came on this podcast

921
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: and said, after running the statistical season, yeah it was

922
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: Celtics by fifteen to twenty. That were up by fifteen.

923
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: Guess before your mouth could even hit the podcast, I

924
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: was almost I almost send you an email, said, hey,

925
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,919
Speaker 1: edit that out, man. We said the Celtics were gonna

926
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: blow them out. Edit that out, but no, we live

927
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: behind it. Guess what next game Celtics blow them out.

928
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 3: Always be closing. I used to do sales, That's all

929
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 3: it was about. Boom art of the deal, the art

930
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 3: of the sale. They do everything they can possibly do.

931
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 3: All game they're balling out and then the final six minutes.

932
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: Always be closing.

933
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: You gotta make some shots if you really want my

934
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 2: real breakdown, who's old dude?

935
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: Get them off the team?

936
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 3: Al Horford, Yeah, it's fine. That was cute and fun

937
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 3: and everything. Guys, get about here and Tatum and what's

938
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 3: the other one?

939
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 1: Jalen Brown?

940
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, do we not missoula coach? Do we not

941
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 3: know how to draw up a play at the end

942
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 3: of the game, a screen, maybe some sort of shot.

943
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 3: The last two games they have not gotten a shot off.

944
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 3: At least put a ball up towards the rim and

945
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 3: give it a one percent chance of going in. But

946
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 3: my breakdown, Prichard Kidd, I don't know.

947
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: I love that dude. I don't know.

948
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 3: If he plays twenty two minutes twenty seven, put him

949
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 3: in all forty eight. If it goes overtime, I want

950
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 3: him in fifty two minutes. I don't care. That guy's

951
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 3: a sport plug. He gets some shooting other shots I love.

952
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 3: Otherwise they're just in these set three point shots that

953
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 3: they're not making.

954
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: I got a question when the three pointers not working.

955
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,399
Speaker 1: This is what I had my gripes about James Harden

956
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: when he was on the Rockets. They were in the

957
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 1: Western Conference Finals against the Warriors, and they missed like

958
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: fourteen straight threes. Like when when you miss that many

959
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: three pointers, is there never a thing in your hand

960
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: that says, you know what, I should just go get

961
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: a layup, maybe get fouled and and one maybe do

962
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 1: something different. But I understand the Celtics have been playing

963
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: this way, but man, it just seems that at some

964
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: point you would think, you know, I'm Jalen Brown. I'm

965
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: gonna go downhill, I'm gonna go to the rack. I'm

966
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: gonna make the ref call a foul. Maybe Jalen Brown.

967
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 3: Is also slow. I get you on MVP of the

968
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 3: Finals or something or.

969
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: This guy just plays slow at times. At times it's

970
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,479
Speaker 2: smooth other times I'm like, man, that guy's slow. Horford's old.

971
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 2: Why's Pritchard done in the game? And Tatum, what would

972
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 2: you do?

973
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 3: Too?

974
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: Busy crying to the rim?

975
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 3: He dunks it the play before and then he comes

976
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 3: down and gets bodied and boxed and doesn't even get

977
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 3: a shot off. That's that's your breakdown.

978
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll have a good weekend. Man. I'm

979
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: gonna check my text. I still don't have any golf

980
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: text from you.

981
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 3: But okay, I thought about it last second to go

982
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 3: do it.

983
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 2: I hadn't played since Angelina and Justin and I'm telling

984
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 2: you I was chipping, and I swear to god, I thought,

985
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,479
Speaker 2: what if I just dropped my ass down a little

986
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 2: bit and then I have a better angle, better vantage

987
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 2: point at the ball, And as I'm chipping, I didn't

988
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: miss a chip. Took that to the course, had the

989
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: best time. My cousin was as receptive as you. I

990
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 2: saw him in the eighteenth and I go, man, I

991
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 2: just played the best round in my life and he goes,

992
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: isn't that something hey man?

993
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 3: So anyways, yeah, so I just got back from the dentist.

994
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: He didn't care. Nobody cares about your golf. Gad care.

995
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 3: But here was my thing.

996
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 2: I was so impressed with my golf game. I thought,

997
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 2: I need to start giving lessons to kids. You want

998
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 2: to know what it would be based off of what

999
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 2: the people giving lessons are teaching you to be the

1000
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: next Tiger Woods. I I'm the lessons I've gotten. The

1001
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 2: guy's trying to teach me how to be on the

1002
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 2: corn ferry, bro, I'm just trying to play at the MUNI.

1003
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 2: My lessons would be catered to people. Right now, I

1004
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 2: put my ass down and I swing like Jeff Bagwell.

1005
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: There ain't no tour professional, no pro, no person given lessons.

1006
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 2: It's gonna tell you to do that. What swing is

1007
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: comfortable to you?

1008
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 3: Go with that?

1009
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: What was my other thing?

1010
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 3: And it doesn't matter how weird you look. Now I

1011
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: do a more thing where my ass is out at times.

1012
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 3: I'm a little bent over. It is a weird looking swing,

1013
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 3: just like Charles Barkley. It's where the ball goes, it's

1014
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 3: not how you look. And I figured out the game

1015
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 3: yesterday and I want to start giving lessons Sisons Golf.

1016
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: And Sisons Golf School, Sisons Golf Guide. So I had

1017
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: that idea out there. Have a good weekend. We're out.

1018
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 3: Nothing going on sports wise this weekend.

1019
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: Uh, basketball playoffs.

1020
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 3: Well it's a it's a chill Friday and then some

1021
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 3: golf turn out.

1022
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, though I know what

1023
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: it is. I need actually gets not playing, and I

1024
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: know that I know.

1025
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 3: The Boston game Saturday afternoon, but it's like just slow

1026
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 3: stuff up until that Saturday afternoon.

1027
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: You got the Padres, you're yeah, they play tomorrow, and

1028
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: you got the stinky Pants soccer and baseball. Yeah, we

1029
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: got the three year old soccer game tomorrow, stinky Pants.

1030
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: They take the field at eight forty five am. Big

1031
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: day for me, doubleheader coaching. Alright, man, I'm tired. Can't

1032
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: believe my mom called and said she banged the pope.

1033
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 3: Oh I gotta bleep that one part.

1034
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it rightten now, man, I got it

1035
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: in my head all right,