1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy, this COVID nine edition. 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 1: And I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, that's Kevin Pollock. 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you trying to sell me Quala bear steaks? 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: Are you insane? I get all my meat from Joey 5 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: career man, But I digress. Let's meet a shower you 6 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: no particular order. There's James Heeney, Jack and the heen Stock. 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: What is the title of the movie of your life story? Um? 8 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: It's uh, oh god. We're still working on the script. Honestly, 9 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,919 Speaker 1: we're kind of hoping that we're inspired at the end 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: just to get a good title. Can pitch Can I 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: pitch one? Oh? Please do? Thank you? Panic on the spot? Uh, well, 12 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: we'll use it for now. We'll use it for now. 13 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: I mean I'm thinking for now, but I can't gonna 14 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: be Oh thank you, James. Uh please welcome back, Jackie Ruthy. Oh, Jackie, 15 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: pitch me your new reality TV series idea. It's called 16 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: Can You Love a Dog? And it's about when dog 17 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: owners and their pets crossed the line. And it's not 18 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: really about the ones who treat them like they're you know, 19 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: their children. No, it's it's can you have an intimate 20 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: relationship with your dogs somehow it's not physical. When you 21 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: say intimate, you mean, of course, like can you be 22 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: so can you be truly fulfilled in that way by 23 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: your pet? Yeah? That's that came to my mind. And 24 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: so that just tells you where I'm at. Yes, beast this, 25 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: I love that. I love that. Hey, there's stress of 26 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: Toronto men for Captain Glenn. Have you thought about where 27 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: else in the world you may want to surf one day? No? No, 28 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: I'm so bad, and the idea of going anywhere other 29 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: than where I currently s scares me. I did go out, 30 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: and the listeners should know. I went out with our 31 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: producer Doug Bit. Yes, he did me to a new spot. 32 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: I was very scared, but and he challenged. He's a 33 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: great He's great. He just about held my hand, gave 34 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: me some tips and let me tell you that guy 35 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: can shred. You can shred right on. Hey, now there's 36 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski kow favorite horror or horror adjacent film you've 37 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: watched in the month of October. Well, as you know, 38 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: Carla and I've been watching thirty one horror and adjacent 39 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: movies for Craigslist. Spooky times, great opportunity to plug this. 40 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Kevin, You're welcome. Okay, we watched 41 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,399 Speaker 1: The Shining the other day, and then not too many 42 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: things are better than The Shining. I just love how 43 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: ambiguous it is, and I think it's not all that 44 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 1: overtly scary, but it's like it's constant, unsettling and creepy 45 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 1: for two and a half hours. So I think I 46 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: like that better than just jump scared. Yeah, is the 47 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: Exorcist in there anywhere? I'm having trouble convincing her to 48 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: do it. I would probably say that's maybe the scariest 49 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: movie for me. You know, it's I'm sorry to sidetrack 50 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: and digress, but I we're watching, uh, like, the first 51 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: forty five minutes of it last night, which is the 52 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: part that I think everyone forgets. Everyone remembers when the 53 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: possession starts, but there is a But I think that 54 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: all the medical procedures and all that stuff lends it 55 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: more believability in a weird way. And also the priests 56 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: backstory and all that stuff makes it all just that 57 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: much more real to me. Yeah. I had a friend 58 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: growing up whose little brother had to be exercised. I 59 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: think that's the way you say it. It sounds like 60 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: getting a good work out. Why I apologize to the listeners. 61 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: We're gonna stop the recording right now so that James 62 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: can spend the next hour telling all of us every 63 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: fucking detail of this story. Well, I guess what I 64 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: should do is come back and have the full story, 65 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: because I only know that it happened, and I don't 66 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: know all the details. I wasn't there. I could definitely 67 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: reach out and find out exactly what's going on. If 68 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 1: you record a conversation between your friend and you with 69 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: their permission, Um oh, I'm sure that they would be 70 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: fine with that. Yeah, I think this needs to happen. 71 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: And thank you for sharing the little that you do remember. 72 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: Um and last, but poo pie in your eye makes 73 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: sty if you think of least, it's Joey greerl and 74 00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: again destination polices of your next pirate excur show. Wow. Next, 75 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: you know, I'm not I don't want to do to 76 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: see anymore. I think that's done. I think that's an 77 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,359 Speaker 1: old hat and I'm kind of leaning into more of 78 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: the Mad Max kind of pirate kind of feel right 79 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: on land not necessarily like dystopian or like apocalyptic future 80 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: or in the desert, but maybe something like the suburbs 81 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: or maybe you know, like a small hamlet in like England, 82 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: you know something like that, right, Like I just want 83 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: to go to the little town in Virginia and just 84 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: pirate the funk out of it, you know what I'm saying. 85 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: Drink all the wrong high gold randomly, you know, wake 86 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: up in like a pig pen like what I what 87 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 1: I imagined Tortuga was. 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That's your name 96 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: here at because one comes from listener batter b A 97 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: d e Er Batter, who wrote, High Alchemist, thank you 98 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:15,159 Speaker 1: for taking my first suggestion. Here is my second one. 99 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: I was wondering what would happen if a guy interesting 100 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: decides to say yes to everything for a day, who 101 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: then meets another one who has decided to say no 102 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: to everything for a day. Thanks for all the last 103 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: best regards, batter. I'm just telling you, man, I feel 104 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 1: like there's like a lot more to life than what 105 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 1: you're saying. Dude, but you appreciate that too. Did you 106 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: want the hammers? Uh? And the screws? Yeah? Well everything 107 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: on the calenter here I'd like to purchase, so screws. 108 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: I'm usually people just get one or the other, and 109 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 1: that's why I had to ask. It's a little weird 110 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 1: to see all all six hammers and nine bags of screws. Yeah. Well, 111 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,160 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hammer the screws, obviously, you almost grew 112 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 1: the screws in and I'm gonna hammer the nails. But Garrett, Garrett, 113 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: just sell him the fucking equipment, Dude. I don't dissuade 114 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: him from I tell you what. It's a trainee. You're 115 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: a little mouthing. Okay, you're right, but you know what, honestly, 116 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: I don't You're right. I don't know if I need 117 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: any of this. Uh, this is kind of an impulse 118 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: by thanks hammers, and you know there's bags of screws 119 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: and whatnot. So um, how about just two of the hammers? 120 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: I wanted so many I couldn't carry. Um, let's do um. 121 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: You know what. I'll be back maybe in a couple 122 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: of months. Okay, I have a good one. I'll probably 123 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: be here. Excuse me, sir. I saw you have a 124 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: lot of difficulty at the checkout. It was incredible how 125 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: long you were there. You were there for like an hour. 126 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: Please don't be al harmed. It is me, Jim Carrey. 127 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you about how you 128 00:07:54,280 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: can change. You're like, I mean, you're doing a lot 129 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 1: go there with me. I hear it all the time. 130 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 1: Some people say I can't turn it off, even when 131 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: I am on s n L as Joe Biden. But hey, 132 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: when I do a thing, well, I do it well? 133 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: Why because I say, yes, that's crazy. I loved you 134 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: as Dr robot Nica. Thought you were great. I love 135 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: that you kept being spent and the whole thing. It 136 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: was fantastic. Absolutely Again, I got to get back to 137 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: me and how I'm going to help you get to say. 138 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I just it's just had me now that 139 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 1: I'm talking to just serious. I was so calm. Yes 140 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:49,199 Speaker 1: you can have a photo. My god, oh my god, 141 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:55,559 Speaker 1: oh my god, my leg oh shit, oh that was 142 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: just shattered. Jim. Jim, listen to me. Listen to me. 143 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 1: Don't remember that movie where you went around he said, yes, 144 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: you just said yes. Yes, that's what I'm trying to 145 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:10,440 Speaker 1: talk to you about. Remember that movie up, Jim. You 146 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: know it was a documentary more than Oh god, they're shuttering. 147 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:18,440 Speaker 1: Oh god, you're Jim. You have to help people. You 148 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: have to help people. Okay, that's what I'm trying to do, Jim. 149 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 1: You only have a week to live. What now? Look here, Sam, Uh, 150 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,840 Speaker 1: that couldn't have gone worse. You just gave your wife 151 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 1: everything in that settlement. It INSTACU for yourself, okay, and 152 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 1: might letting people walk all over me? And is that 153 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: what you're saying? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. 154 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,680 Speaker 1: And look, I'm your attorney, was your attorney. This is 155 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 1: our last day together. I just I'm packing up my 156 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 1: stuff here that I just you're you're you're right, You're right? Uh? 157 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: Do you need more money? I mean, okay, this this 158 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about, Sam, This is what I'm 159 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: talking about. Look, I'm quitting. Actually, I'm leaving law. This 160 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: this last because of me, Yeah, because of you, because 161 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 1: of you. It was. It was the last straw. Do 162 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,959 Speaker 1: me a favor. Okay, do me a favor when you 163 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 1: leave here today. Try saying no for once. Okay, yes, 164 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,559 Speaker 1: I will definitely. I just I just agreed to that. 165 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: That's the last gains starting no, starting now. No, I 166 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:30,680 Speaker 1: will not say no. I'm really I'm caughting a trap here. 167 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: If you're ever in any legal trouble, lose my number. No, 168 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 1: I will not lose your number. I will keep it. 169 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: This feels good, alright, Fine, have a nice day, have 170 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: a nice light. No, I will not have a nice day. 171 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,719 Speaker 1: Oh got my leg? Oh the bones just shuttered to 172 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: my leg? No, yeah, no this I'm not asking your question. 173 00:10:55,520 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. They know your leg is fine. Sam, 174 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm having a vision. You only have a week to live. 175 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:10,560 Speaker 1: Say no everything, No, I won't do that. The news 176 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: just saying this crap, like you know, people's bones are 177 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,680 Speaker 1: just shuddering randomly, and know like your arms, your whole 178 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,960 Speaker 1: your body just gonna explode into like bones trapping internally. 179 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: I think it's bullshit number one. I think it's sucking 180 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:25,440 Speaker 1: bullshit number one. It's like, there's no way, there's no way, 181 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like where where's the doctors? 182 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 1: Who's who are saying? No, that's not how it happens. 183 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I stopped believing in doctors a 184 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: long time ago. So they do you want the screws? 185 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: And the hammers are just the screws of the hammers 186 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:44,680 Speaker 1: because I think both because yeah, these screwcing hammers. Yeah, 187 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,640 Speaker 1: we want these, and uh, we're gonna need some help. 188 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 1: We need something up on the top shelf over there. 189 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,720 Speaker 1: I'll get the ladder. Yeah, thank you. So hey, are 190 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 1: you guys okay? Today? Is everything all right? That Lenny 191 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: he's a train. He's gonna, I guess, leave his cast 192 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 1: register and go get the ladder. But I'm happy that 193 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,480 Speaker 1: I was able to just be walking by and observing, 194 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 1: and I just want to make sure you guys are 195 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: happy with the service you're getting so far. Well, you see, 196 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,200 Speaker 1: we want to get the hundred foothos that's on the 197 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: top of the shelf. Yeah yeah, let me go get 198 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,920 Speaker 1: that car. Well, you know, the other guys getting a 199 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 1: second He just pointed out, this register is completely lonely. 200 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,560 Speaker 1: What are you saying saying? I'm saying, why don't we 201 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,559 Speaker 1: just why don't we just finagle a little bit of 202 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 1: money out of it? What are you talking about? You're 203 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,679 Speaker 1: talking about? I don't know what's I guess it's locked 204 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: or something. Well, you gotta get your fingers in the 205 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 1: little groove and then popping. My fingers are too big 206 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 1: for that. Well, you got really thin toes. Okay, I 207 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 1: don't I think the hammer. We'll use the back of 208 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: the hammer and we'll smash your fingers and we'll get 209 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: him smooth. Put your hand up, don't I not get 210 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:14,679 Speaker 1: put alright? Okay? Oh, if they are fit, they're fitting. Oh, 211 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: I got it all right, all right, So I'll just 212 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,520 Speaker 1: take it all. I'll just take all of it, right, 213 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:20,960 Speaker 1: or should we leave a little time? So I don't 214 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 1: know what to take? Fingers just so hurt. I can't 215 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:28,960 Speaker 1: count it. Excuse me, excuse me. I see that you 216 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,719 Speaker 1: guys are really taking a long time to figure out 217 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,560 Speaker 1: how to break open to this cash register, and uh, 218 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: excuse me, I think we're busted. I think this is 219 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: a detective. I'd say, I'd say I'm one hell of 220 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 1: a detective. All right, look right, need this? He made 221 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: me do this, Okay, I have I told him not dude, 222 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:57,440 Speaker 1: steal anything. He smashed my fingers into the register. What's 223 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,760 Speaker 1: it my fault? Look, I take a person please, I'm 224 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 1: not a cop. I'm a pet detective. I'm not to 225 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:12,199 Speaker 1: get you guys in trouble. I'm here to make ship efficient. Okay, 226 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:17,199 Speaker 1: excuse me. Do you work here? Yes, I'm recently divorced 227 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 1: and living on my own for the first time in years, 228 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 1: and looking to hang up some posters in my studio apartment. 229 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:26,240 Speaker 1: So I need some poster hanging material. Okay. What I 230 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 1: got from all of that was that you need some 231 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: poster hanging material. No, okay, maybe we start over again. No, 232 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:42,240 Speaker 1: very well, um, have a nice day. No, I will not, sir. 233 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. I I was told to stick 234 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 1: up for myself and say no more often. And then 235 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: I realized that you know that that cut you off entirely, 236 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 1: And I still need the stuff to hang Yeah, no, 237 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 1: of course to post your hanging material. Wow, do you 238 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: really had me there? I thought on a dime you 239 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 1: flipped into a weirdo place that I wasn't able to 240 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,240 Speaker 1: relate to. So do you want your just sell the 241 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:11,240 Speaker 1: stuff just christ I'm gonna okay, all right, okay, back 242 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: in on. That's Lenny. He's a trainee. He's wildly enthusiastic, 243 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: and I think gonna be the owner of home depot 244 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: one day. But in the meantime, let's get you that 245 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,480 Speaker 1: poster hanging material. Do you want the gauze or the 246 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: kink and die? No? Okay, okay, part of your thing. 247 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 1: M follow me. No, I know. I'm sorry you no, No, 248 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: I want to help you. I'm gonna carry by the 249 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:47,000 Speaker 1: cash register. Yep, I'm gonna walk let me you. How 250 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,520 Speaker 1: long have you been a trainee? Huh? How many months 251 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,600 Speaker 1: have you been just a trainee? So far? It's fourteen months. 252 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 1: Fourteen months. I mean that's like, that's like three years, Lenny. 253 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: It's like, what is going like? I look, we need 254 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: to make money. I gave you the baby you wanted. 255 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 1: I thought I held up my end of the bargain. Yes, 256 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: you grab some random baby on the street and you said, 257 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,480 Speaker 1: here you go. All right, that's that's that wasn't my 258 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 1: dream scenario, but I'm raising it as my own. You 259 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 1: want to talk about not living dream scenarios. I'm not. 260 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: I've been attracted to you in years, Barbara. Yeah, yeah, 261 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: physically mentally, I mean, you just don't do it for me, 262 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: you know, Lenny, do you think that hurts me? How 263 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: often you say that all the time? Okay, I mean 264 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,160 Speaker 1: that's just like a rotating record here. Okay, Well why 265 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,080 Speaker 1: don't you why don't you do something about it? I 266 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,720 Speaker 1: am let me. Let me tell her what you're gonna do. 267 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 1: I mean, listen, as your as your trainer, I just 268 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: think it, do it. Just tell her what I'm gonna do, 269 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 1: all right, listen, Barbara. Uh, what I'm gonna do now 270 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: is I'm gonna walk out of this house and you 271 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 1: have thirty days to um find me with a receipt 272 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: to discuss if this relationship is worth hanging on to um. 273 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 1: You know Gary from Home Depot. He's not only become 274 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: my trainer but also my my mentor. Frankly, and that's 275 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:12,960 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Okay, it looks weird. I'm fine, see 276 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 1: you in thirty days with the looks weird. To care 277 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,240 Speaker 1: of the baby, to care of the baby, I will, yeah, 278 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,920 Speaker 1: I will, okay. And also I don't really appreciate you 279 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: belittally me about how long I've been training. Do something 280 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,439 Speaker 1: about it? Standing there for yourself, I am. I have 281 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:32,160 Speaker 1: a job you don't have yet. It's free right now, 282 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: but it will lead to a job, and one day, 283 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,200 Speaker 1: one day I will be the owner of home Depot barb. 284 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, No you won't. Yeah I will. No 285 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: you won't, Yes, yes I will. Lenny, we gotta get 286 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:49,359 Speaker 1: out of here. Excuse me, Mr Carry Yeah. Yeah, I 287 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,159 Speaker 1: saw you at the front of the Home Depot and 288 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,240 Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know how much of 289 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,120 Speaker 1: a fan I am of your dramatic work. Oh, thank 290 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:04,159 Speaker 1: you so much. Yeah, spotless mind anything else you're a 291 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 1: fan of? Not have seen one the entire title. I agree, 292 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: it's too many worlds. Two comes to us from Patron, 293 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 1: who wrote, Hey, Tim, yep, that's what do you How 294 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:38,399 Speaker 1: he started, I believe there was a universe where every 295 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: single entity is called Tim. I was wondering whether you 296 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:46,000 Speaker 1: could take us there, so we finally know. Thank you, Philip. 297 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,880 Speaker 1: Tim just like to see men you. Uh, I'll take 298 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,440 Speaker 1: a look at it. Thank you, Tim. Sure, and I 299 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 1: get you some coffee. I'll have a Tim cup of talk. Coffee. 300 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:08,040 Speaker 1: What's a Tim cup of coffee? What do you mean 301 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,840 Speaker 1: a cup of Tim? Did I say a Tim cup 302 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:18,359 Speaker 1: of coffee? Nothing, It's nothing. That was foolish with me later, 303 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry to interject. I mean, I'm just 304 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 1: in the other boot. Well, thank you for stopping hell. 305 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,440 Speaker 1: I don't think he knew. I don't think he knew 306 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,360 Speaker 1: what I was talking about, but he did. He ran away. 307 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: We went to Tim cup of He just like, uh, 308 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: part of me. Gentlemen, I'm the manager here. Now you 309 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,040 Speaker 1: got my guy back there running around in circles screaming. 310 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: He wants to do the best he can for you, 311 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 1: but he doesn't. I'm gonna be honest. He doesn't know 312 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: what a Tim cup of coffee is. We've never heard Tim. 313 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,399 Speaker 1: I made a mistake, Okay, I wanted a cup of Tim. 314 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 1: It was just I was miss speaking. Um, Well, I 315 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,439 Speaker 1: don't know. Should I just leave? This is embarrassing? Oh no, no, no, 316 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,800 Speaker 1: I'll get you a Tim. We'll get you a cup 317 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,359 Speaker 1: of Tim. We're fine. Can I get a cup of 318 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,399 Speaker 1: Tim on the house? Because this this is really distressed me. 319 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,159 Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like you're but yeah, it's like 320 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 1: a forty cent cup of Tim. Sure I got that 321 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:08,479 Speaker 1: for you? Is it? Is it? Seat yourself? Yeah, it's yeah, yourself. 322 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,920 Speaker 1: I have a reservation. The name is Tim. In one second, 323 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 1: all right, uh, we're coming back with a cup of 324 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: Tim for you. You're gonna cup with him in the 325 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,320 Speaker 1: house and let me see. I'll take a cup of 326 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 1: Tim while I wait. Okay, give me so. I'm the 327 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:27,440 Speaker 1: manager here, you know what I mean? Hey, what's your name? Sherry? Tim? 328 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 1: She who is Sherry? No? I don't want a glass 329 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: of sherry this point. I want a cup of Tim. Tim. 330 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,879 Speaker 1: Did you call me? Shut up? Sherry out there? Shut up? 331 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,920 Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut shut up? You are outing me. I 332 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,959 Speaker 1: funked up. Okay, it's only three customers, you suck up. 333 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,439 Speaker 1: I'm the one who's going to get beat. I'll just 334 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: say it's me. I'll say I look, the other guy 335 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: called it a cup of coffee, whatever that is. I'll 336 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: just say pretty pissed. But no one's actually gonna throw fisticuffs. Okay, 337 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: no one's going to know that you're not a Tim. Okay, 338 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 1: you're special around this restaurant. If anyone's a Sherry, it's me. Relax. 339 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,680 Speaker 1: You're acting like a sherry, but I need you to 340 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 1: act like a Tim. Don't forget I love you. I 341 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: love you too. All right, all rise for honorable Tim. 342 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 1: Yeah m hm hm al right here in the case 343 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:37,920 Speaker 1: of Tim versus Tim, sorry Tim to speak for the plaintiff. Yeah, 344 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,640 Speaker 1: take it away, Thank you, your honor my Tim. As 345 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,800 Speaker 1: you all know, Tim here is like any other Tim, 346 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:50,879 Speaker 1: He's a He's an individual who who does Tim like Tim? 347 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,840 Speaker 1: So let's think about for a second. Let's say let's 348 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: put your let's put you and Tim shoots. We've all 349 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,399 Speaker 1: we've all been Tim, but how many of us have 350 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: really about being Yeah, objection. I know it's kind of 351 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 1: opening statements. It's kind of opening all right, object Yeah, 352 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:15,800 Speaker 1: all right, I objected the whole point of view. Uh, 353 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,159 Speaker 1: thank you for meeting me here. The non Tims of 354 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: the world. Now we meet in these alleys once a month, 355 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 1: as you know, to check in, make sure everyone's okay, 356 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 1: and make sure no one suspects anything. Yeah, I feel 357 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 1: like we should be indoors. This alley is anybody could 358 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 1: yeast alley last last month and I thought my ass 359 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,800 Speaker 1: change will change the okay, but for tonight we'll stay here. 360 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: Did anybody have any misapps, any slip ups, anything that 361 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 1: might leave people to suspect we're not tims. I was 362 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,119 Speaker 1: walking past a hose dispenser at home depot and yelled, 363 00:22:53,520 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 1: you got this, Larry to yourself. Okay, I said it loud, Okay, 364 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,280 Speaker 1: it's okay. I needed the encouragement, and that's what I said. Listen, 365 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:09,720 Speaker 1: let's not forget the six of us landed here in 366 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 1: that spaceship as babies. Right, we've raised ourselves. Why why 367 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 1: do you have an elaborate story? I know we our 368 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: back story? Why? I agree? It makes me feel stronger. 369 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: It's inspirational. Six babies from space raising themselves. In a word. 370 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,520 Speaker 1: I mean, then, I guess I'm the outlier. I guess 371 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,280 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to constantly think about, like, how do 372 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 1: we take this planet over? Larry, Gary, Sherry, Barry and Harry. 373 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 1: Let's let's get this together. Is it day or Harry Terry? 374 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,200 Speaker 1: Is it Terry? Tell me my name? Are you correcting 375 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 1: me on yours? I was correcting you. My name is Terry. 376 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,439 Speaker 1: Oh all right, everybody, we've never star since we were babies. 377 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,600 Speaker 1: Do you think I'd have that strict I need to 378 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: into this world Okay, continue to infiltrate, get information. What 379 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,480 Speaker 1: is the plan? What is the actual plan? Just getting information? 380 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,199 Speaker 1: I felt like maybe the best easiest way would be 381 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: to find a Tim that falls in love with us. Uh, 382 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,120 Speaker 1: and then once we have a child, we know, each 383 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,400 Speaker 1: of us goes out on our own. Find a Tim 384 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,680 Speaker 1: that you can populate with a little kid. Make sure 385 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,160 Speaker 1: that you don't I'm in love with I'm in love 386 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 1: with Sharry. Well that's actually not so bad. Then you 387 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,159 Speaker 1: guys can have a kid and you're gonna have to 388 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,439 Speaker 1: go buy Tim's in public. But then just you know, 389 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 1: break away and name your kids something else. She's like 390 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:49,240 Speaker 1: your sister. She is basically we are like brothers and 391 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 1: sister together. If somebody can love a dog like that, 392 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 1: I can love Sherry like that. No, no, no, Tim 393 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: rules that you're abiding by. That's such a tim thing 394 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:08,800 Speaker 1: to say to say, but it makes sense to you 395 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: comparing your love for Sherry like a love too. So, everybody, 396 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 1: you aren't doing great in your respective fields, Okay, Terry, 397 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 1: there's no better detective in this world than you, and 398 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 1: all you know, all your jobs. Continue to do a 399 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 1: good job. Let's go through the job. Still. You just know. 400 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 1: I think I think I'm tired back versus I should 401 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,000 Speaker 1: be on there. My my secretary, Tim called in the reservation. 402 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, so I just don't see it. Well, I 403 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,840 Speaker 1: see there's several empty tables. Can I just sit down 404 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,679 Speaker 1: those awful reservations? I'm sorry. I thought it would seat yourself. 405 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,800 Speaker 1: It is until the reservations fill up the tables and 406 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,720 Speaker 1: then it's reservation only. You're on time. Yes, Hello, it's Tim. 407 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 1: Have a reservation. Excuse me? Right this way? Thank you 408 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 1: very much. Oh so you see this Tim, but not 409 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,760 Speaker 1: this Tim. This Tim has a reservation. Thank you. Can 410 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,200 Speaker 1: I have a cup of Tim while I wait? I 411 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:15,159 Speaker 1: don't ice Tim, It'll just be a black coffee with 412 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:21,879 Speaker 1: ice chunks and signed black nothing. I uh I have 413 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:27,000 Speaker 1: when you go, listen to me, I'm part of a 414 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 1: secret government. Listen, listen to me. God, you take this badge. 415 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:41,400 Speaker 1: You have to hunt down every Tim in the world. God, 416 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,960 Speaker 1: just kill me. They got me a little bit. But 417 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:52,720 Speaker 1: I think I'm okay. Look, you have all right. I'm 418 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 1: still gonna have lunch here, but after that I'm gonna 419 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:00,359 Speaker 1: go out. Don't get the fish. Don't what sort with 420 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:08,680 Speaker 1: the fish? What's wrong? With the fish up. Yes, Tim, 421 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 1: I know, gather the secret society. All right, listen, we 422 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,080 Speaker 1: are the oldest Tims of this world, of this nation. 423 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:24,119 Speaker 1: Am I wrong? You are not wrong. You are not Tim. 424 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,200 Speaker 1: We're like vampires. That's right, that's right. We're like vampires 425 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 1: except for the blood and the draining. And that's right, 426 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,920 Speaker 1: that's right. And honestly, I don't look youthful at all. 427 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,320 Speaker 1: I almost looked double my actual age. I don't mind sunlight. 428 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,680 Speaker 1: I drink blood. Alright, alright, okay, you know why I 429 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,679 Speaker 1: asked you all to come here tonight. I saw the 430 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,360 Speaker 1: said something about a typewriting class, some kind of class. 431 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,879 Speaker 1: It's important that we get rid of the computers and 432 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,920 Speaker 1: go back to typewriters. You see, people are stealing our 433 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 1: identities via digital networks we should only need at night. Look, 434 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 1: if you don't take this seriously, Tim's we'll be wiped out. 435 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,360 Speaker 1: Is that what you want? I don't want to wipe out? 436 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,879 Speaker 1: Do you not want to say, get rid of my 437 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 1: iPad that Tim Cook gave to me for free? Yes, 438 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: that is what he's saying. You don't think, yes? Yes? 439 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,679 Speaker 1: Do you understand that there's been leaks of information what 440 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,080 Speaker 1: kind of talent people? Am I supposed to use coffee? 441 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,960 Speaker 1: But yes, some people know what the word coffee? Me? 442 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 1: What is that? Was corrected to cup of tim decades ago. 443 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm saying, if we harbish enough blood and put it 444 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: in refrigerators, we want to have to hunt him. We should. 445 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 1: I think I think I think Timmy's the vampire. He's 446 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:04,920 Speaker 1: a regular count. Tim can could you say putting? No, 447 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,720 Speaker 1: it should refrigerator. Don't open your putting until the meeting 448 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,959 Speaker 1: is over. We agreed to that our world is in danger. People, 449 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,480 Speaker 1: Our world as we know it is in danger. Feeling 450 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,560 Speaker 1: you threw off your message by laughing at the beginning, 451 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 1: it's just been hard to recovery. Now, I pacifically asked 452 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:33,000 Speaker 1: for um tapioca putting? Yeah, I pacifically asked him listfully 453 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm on one coast, I'm atlantically asking, 454 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: I'm not on that coast right now, I'm on this coast. 455 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 1: I'm pacifically asking if this is all tapioca, or if 456 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 1: someone has a chocolate around here and is willing to trade. 457 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:51,160 Speaker 1: We should disturb you. But could you explain tapioca putting 458 00:29:51,240 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 1: to me? Please? I wish he Sharon. Yeah, um, I 459 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to really get into 460 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,440 Speaker 1: this right now because we're at work. But okay, I 461 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,040 Speaker 1: kind of saw you flirting with Tim well, I mean 462 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 1: I was just doing my job. Yeah, I'm sorry, I 463 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,960 Speaker 1: just wanted to. They said to drop off my application 464 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 1: to the manager and near the manager, come in, come on, 465 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:23,680 Speaker 1: have a sure this really nice handwriting question? Do you 466 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 1: find her attractive? What is that? Yes? No, I'm sorry. 467 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,479 Speaker 1: We imagine me like in better clothes, though not with 468 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 1: these clogs. Certainly not with these types, thank god, just 469 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,120 Speaker 1: like with a better Let me sinch, let me sench 470 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,440 Speaker 1: the waste of this eight? What do you think? Wait? Wait, 471 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 1: wait wait, let me put my hair done. Let put 472 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,080 Speaker 1: my hair down. Yes, it's good, yes, yes, okay, what 473 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 1: do you think? I'm kind of dating my sister right now, 474 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,200 Speaker 1: so I don't know if it's appropriate for me to 475 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:58,000 Speaker 1: like who I think is attractive and whatnot? You do 476 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: think I'm attractive? I mean, I just wanted to come 477 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 1: in here. I mean, I'm gonna be good this question, 478 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:10,440 Speaker 1: but you gotta ask answer this question. Dam Why don't 479 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,160 Speaker 1: you go maybe sit on his lap or let him 480 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: spell your perforume or something. You know what I mean? 481 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:20,720 Speaker 1: Of course I really might. Oh all right, okay, you 482 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,000 Speaker 1: know what I think? Maybe I should go work at 483 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: Tim depot um. Maybe the restaurant game isn't from me, 484 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: but I appreciate you taking me in for a second, 485 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 1: just to just to kind of give me a chance. 486 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 1: But oh my god, he has a boner. Come here, 487 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 1: let me feel them. Excuse me, I I have a reservation. 488 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:47,120 Speaker 1: What's your name? Jim? What what you heard me? Jim 489 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 1: with a J I'm not a Tim. I made the 490 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,120 Speaker 1: reservation under Jim. Where have you come from? Is this 491 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 1: a prank? Why are you doing? This? Is not a prank, sir? 492 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,000 Speaker 1: Now will you seat a gym at your restaurant? Or 493 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: will you not? I mean in the business of seating 494 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,760 Speaker 1: and serving. I don't recall a name having anything to 495 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: do with it. But I just don't understand how you 496 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,680 Speaker 1: could be in existence. I'm part of the anti Tim Society. 497 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,000 Speaker 1: One week ago, a man died in this very restaurant. 498 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 1: In my arms. He told me not to order the fish. 499 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 1: He also told me to fight fight against the tyranny 500 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,680 Speaker 1: of Tim's. So I'd like to order a cup of 501 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 1: Joe and your name is Jim. My name's going on? 502 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,560 Speaker 1: What the focus going on? Cherry Sherry? The time is 503 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:55,600 Speaker 1: now right, okay, Jim, alright? Why so much violence, because 504 00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:01,080 Speaker 1: we're here to take over this world restaurant, this restaurant. 505 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:06,640 Speaker 1: Shoot him in the boner passages. I mean he had 506 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: that comment, Oh Ust, Yeah, yeah, me and Barry. Yeah, 507 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,160 Speaker 1: we look a lot of like but we're not siblings 508 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,680 Speaker 1: or anything like that. Like we're like made for each other. Yes, sir, 509 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:27,120 Speaker 1: my name is also chim Ah. Fuck, I'm a chim 510 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:34,960 Speaker 1: I'm a chim name. That's how we know. We'll shoot 511 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,680 Speaker 1: him in the boner and if he if he bleeds 512 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:46,600 Speaker 1: and he's lying, how he got the same too? We 513 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 1: can't drive past? How did he still keep a boner 514 00:33:49,920 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 1: in all of this Today come from Stacy McQueen, who 515 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,480 Speaker 1: wrote Hello off from this Past and Present. Let me 516 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: start by being a kiss ass by saying that your 517 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 1: show is kick ass, the podcast is gold, and I've 518 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: recommended your show to all my friends. My scene suggestion 519 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:18,240 Speaker 1: is this Terry, a conscious time traveling Terry Dactyl, arrives 520 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,000 Speaker 1: in the year. How they got there and what occurs 521 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,120 Speaker 1: in their wake is up to your discretion once again, 522 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,760 Speaker 1: Alchemists past and present. You guys truly are a star 523 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 1: in the night. Love y'all and carpet d M Stacy McQueen, Dallas, Texas. Okay, 524 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 1: so I got two dimensions. I can kind of access 525 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,240 Speaker 1: the first one. First one's kind of annoying. Everyone's named Tim, 526 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,120 Speaker 1: so it's like kind of the first I've been there. 527 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:49,799 Speaker 1: It's it's how did you find the second dimension? Well, 528 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: I had to get out of this one, and I 529 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 1: was like this guy, you know, once I found the 530 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,320 Speaker 1: Tim dimension, I was like, I mean extraordinary that you 531 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,680 Speaker 1: found a second dimension, truly extraordinary, if not historical, and 532 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,520 Speaker 1: yet and I asked the question, how did you find 533 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,360 Speaker 1: the second dimension? You kind of stammered as if you 534 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,680 Speaker 1: weren't sure, which is odd to me because again, historical, 535 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,839 Speaker 1: every time I come up with a scientific, explosive, new 536 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,480 Speaker 1: revelation or even technology, you come in here you just 537 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 1: shed on. Can't I can't it can't just be like, oh, 538 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,360 Speaker 1: you found all these dimensions and all that's great. I 539 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,239 Speaker 1: wonder I wonder how we can help the world. It's 540 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,719 Speaker 1: it didn't answer my question, right, you know, if it's 541 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,680 Speaker 1: all right? I hate to step away from my research. 542 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,719 Speaker 1: But it's just that the last and scientific explosion. Things 543 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,719 Speaker 1: that you've discovered have perhaps cost people their lives. I mean, 544 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,480 Speaker 1: if you're familiar with the term to show your work. Yeah, yeah, 545 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,400 Speaker 1: show your work. Because we've lost three other scientists to 546 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 1: your and you say that they went to other places. 547 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,560 Speaker 1: I think they just turned into Google three. I mean, 548 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,120 Speaker 1: that's just that's the plasm that it excretes from humans 549 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,440 Speaker 1: as we travel through dimensions. All right, getting back to 550 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 1: the second dimension that you figured out, how did you 551 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,359 Speaker 1: same way? It's the same way. I just added an 552 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,440 Speaker 1: extra zero and then another dimension was open to me. 553 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,960 Speaker 1: All right, say that something. Look and I think it's 554 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,680 Speaker 1: like a prehistoric time because you guys making nervous, all right, 555 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,120 Speaker 1: If it's a prehistoric dimension, instead of sending one of 556 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,759 Speaker 1: us there to turn to cool, why don't you bring 557 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,280 Speaker 1: something from there to here? Oh? I like this Unless 558 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,120 Speaker 1: you're a liar, No, I'm not a lie. Could it 559 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,319 Speaker 1: be a bird? Bring a bird. I don't know what 560 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,320 Speaker 1: the hell it's gonna be. All right, I'm just gonna 561 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,799 Speaker 1: bring something through the dimensional portal. Whatever it is, I 562 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,319 Speaker 1: can't well, how are you bringing it through? If you 563 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,520 Speaker 1: don't know what you're bringing. You know, why don't I 564 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,279 Speaker 1: work on this and then I'll come get you guys 565 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,040 Speaker 1: when I get al r Because there's a lot of 566 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,400 Speaker 1: pressure right now. Just execute something. You got it. It 567 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,320 Speaker 1: sounds like you got it, just all right, just like crazy. 568 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,959 Speaker 1: And I can't really like finger the keys properly. Okay, 569 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,000 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna slip in the slopping on the keyboard here. 570 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:17,279 Speaker 1: Just morning Terry, Happy birthday, Morning Terry, Happy birthday. Wake up? Hey, 571 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,600 Speaker 1: hey wait, go to sleep ahead. It's your birthday. Well, 572 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:27,080 Speaker 1: it's my twins birthday too. We have but we don't 573 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,319 Speaker 1: like him as much as we like you. We want 574 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,759 Speaker 1: to celebrate you. I want to celebrate my my twin too. Fine, 575 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,200 Speaker 1: it's fine. It's not just because he's the sickly one 576 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,960 Speaker 1: doesn't mean we can't celebrate. That's true. That's true. That's true. 577 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 1: So the other dinosaurs and I we were pitched in. 578 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:54,200 Speaker 1: We got you a couple of things, well more handmade stuff. 579 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 1: You know, you know it's thought. We we thought we 580 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:02,200 Speaker 1: made a couple of things again. Yeah, come on, man, 581 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,960 Speaker 1: that's why this is why they like me more. You know, 582 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:10,160 Speaker 1: soften a little bit, just so he didn't mean that. 583 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,640 Speaker 1: He didn't mean anything by that. We're so don't give 584 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,440 Speaker 1: it to know the mad gifts are all just don't 585 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 1: give it to you. Okay. See, see you've gone and 586 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,319 Speaker 1: you've you've hurt his feelings because you know how tiny 587 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:28,200 Speaker 1: my fucking arms are. You know you alright? You relaxed you. No, 588 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 1: it's just crazy to me. Man. It's just like I 589 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,200 Speaker 1: put it enough time to do this, and I get 590 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,359 Speaker 1: like it's just every year, man, every year. I don't, 591 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,200 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Look t Rex, he made you 592 00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,479 Speaker 1: a little something, uh and it comes with a song. 593 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:48,440 Speaker 1: And so he's probably a little hurt right now because 594 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:53,439 Speaker 1: you guys aren't really receiving this birthday gifts. So we're 595 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:59,759 Speaker 1: open right where I'm open. You're open, We're open. We're receiving. Okay, okay, okay, okay, 596 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:07,120 Speaker 1: all right. Can I ask your question? How do you 597 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:14,560 Speaker 1: scrap your ass? Hey? Doc, you can't use this laboratory. 598 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,040 Speaker 1: I'm I'm cleaning up in there. Look, I just just 599 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,160 Speaker 1: give me some time. Are I gotta just pick some 600 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,439 Speaker 1: sh it out and then then I'll be out of you. Yeah, 601 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,520 Speaker 1: we'll say I've got I got about forty five minutes. 602 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,120 Speaker 1: I gotta mop the floor and then you can use it. Yeah, 603 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,240 Speaker 1: but just mump while I'm in here, Okay? Is it? 604 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,400 Speaker 1: Is it important? Yes? It's important. I mean, I know 605 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 1: I'm only a janitor at this top secret experimental lab, 606 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,000 Speaker 1: but you know what, I like to thinking what I 607 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,680 Speaker 1: do is pretty important too. Yeah, I think it is 608 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,680 Speaker 1: as well. Actually, you know what, Um, you're right, let 609 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,879 Speaker 1: me get out of your way, But do you mind 610 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,480 Speaker 1: just mopping up a right inside that stargate right there? Wait? 611 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:56,759 Speaker 1: Wait star gate? Is that giant giant black hole? Yeah, 612 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,080 Speaker 1: just just mump a little, just mup right over there, 613 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: and then just what what kind of spill? What kind 614 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,120 Speaker 1: of spill is it? It's a it's just some is it? So? 615 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,120 Speaker 1: If it's so, I gotta get the powder from upstairs. 616 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 1: It's not so nice, it's not so. It's uh, it's 617 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:16,080 Speaker 1: um what what it's it's it's it's vomited. It's kid vomiting. 618 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,360 Speaker 1: A different powder for that. Then I got it's not 619 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,200 Speaker 1: it's not kid vomit. I was. I was just an 620 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 1: inside joke. Um, Well it's actually, um, you know what 621 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,520 Speaker 1: it is. It's it's uh, it's it's diet orange. So 622 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 1: that's what it is. So how did you take a 623 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:38,160 Speaker 1: look inside the start is and report back on the 624 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,839 Speaker 1: stain and then I'll get the property cleaning with Now 625 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,759 Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now it's diet orange s I 626 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,880 Speaker 1: know that for a fact. Be able to get this 627 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:54,520 Speaker 1: with my mom? Yeah, well, what the hell? And that's 628 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,600 Speaker 1: the way I like to say that I love you? 629 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,680 Speaker 1: You love me back? Then, I guess that's sad. So 630 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:14,799 Speaker 1: we what I'm looking for? You little hands? Looking those 631 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,440 Speaker 1: little hands? He's a t rex, a freak. I'm not 632 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:22,440 Speaker 1: a t rex. I'm holding the mop that's that's throwing 633 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:27,760 Speaker 1: you off. His tail is just is disconnected from his body. 634 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:34,120 Speaker 1: Tail holding his skinny little tail have a tail? What? What? 635 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,439 Speaker 1: What do you guys? Tared apples? So, yeah, a couple 636 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,879 Speaker 1: of us too, twitters. Okay, I see there's a variety there. 637 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,960 Speaker 1: Your t rex? What are you? How do you with 638 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,319 Speaker 1: the little hands? Who can't scratch his own ass? That's 639 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,640 Speaker 1: t rex? Come on, that's a good one. I'm I'm 640 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,759 Speaker 1: a human being from the year. How are we communicating 641 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,640 Speaker 1: exactly what? I don't know. That's weird, but I can 642 00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,440 Speaker 1: understand you. We can understand you said you speak English. 643 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:05,160 Speaker 1: Who said that we know what English is? I'm hearing it. 644 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,600 Speaker 1: I'm hearing it as a language that we call English, 645 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,319 Speaker 1: which is the dominant language on the planet and the 646 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:17,880 Speaker 1: only one that you need to learn, only one Portuguese. Interesting, 647 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:23,640 Speaker 1: if you're speaking Portuguese, I'm hearing it as English and 648 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,919 Speaker 1: you're hearing my English is Portuguese. I guess we could 649 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,239 Speaker 1: just move past this, because that's just a fact. I 650 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,760 Speaker 1: have a quick question. Oh the TV show Justified. Wait 651 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:44,640 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, Okay, that I would have thought possible. 652 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed his gate? He's got an unusual gate. 653 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,759 Speaker 1: I don't trust the science that he's working on. I 654 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,440 Speaker 1: think that we should, you know what, I think we 655 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,200 Speaker 1: need to cut him out of the science laboratory. I 656 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,680 Speaker 1: think we need to cut him. I don't cut him, 657 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,960 Speaker 1: just straight up and cut him. Well, I seen a 658 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 1: butter butterfly knife. That's that's illegal. Put that away. You 659 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,600 Speaker 1: ever seen you ever seen someone plead tricks with the 660 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,440 Speaker 1: That's pretty close to my face. Alright, I have got 661 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:18,160 Speaker 1: complete control. I mean, I don't doubt it. That was 662 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,399 Speaker 1: as close to my eyes as I as I would 663 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,000 Speaker 1: prefer to get. And yet, all right, dap Rose is 664 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,799 Speaker 1: gonna step up here and demonstrate how to use a 665 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,880 Speaker 1: butterfly knife. Yes, I just want to just jump in 666 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,200 Speaker 1: here real quick as welcome everybody to the illegal knife 667 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,480 Speaker 1: competition thanks to Tim Sure. I just want to make 668 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,080 Speaker 1: sure everyone knows I appreciate that. Oh I am in 669 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:46,640 Speaker 1: the wrong place. That's why. That's right, Illegal knife competition. Yeah, 670 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:52,960 Speaker 1: that's next door. Okay, this here, barterfly knight latches together 671 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,719 Speaker 1: at the bottom, So what you want to do is 672 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,640 Speaker 1: unlatch it and then as fancy as you can, hold 673 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 1: on to one side while you whip the other side 674 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:08,640 Speaker 1: of brown. And one of my greatest tricks is showing 675 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:13,799 Speaker 1: you that it does cut quite deep and quite past 676 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:16,400 Speaker 1: that's a little over to bone, and that just shows 677 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,440 Speaker 1: you how sharp these knives really are and how careful 678 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,279 Speaker 1: you have to be. So after you open it like that, 679 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:30,359 Speaker 1: um her knees, Okay, how do you open it like that, 680 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,400 Speaker 1: then you can do a myriad of tricks using um 681 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,719 Speaker 1: the bottom half. So as you can see like this, 682 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,440 Speaker 1: you don't see ship like this at the legal side. 683 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,880 Speaker 1: So how long did it take you to learn how 684 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:48,319 Speaker 1: to use that butterfly knife? Pretty impressive moves Um. It 685 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: took me a few years and a few conferences that 686 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:55,400 Speaker 1: I actually taught. Um. I went there to learn, and 687 00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:01,879 Speaker 1: I ended up teaching I could. But honestly, it's very 688 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,160 Speaker 1: dangerous and if you want the job done, just let 689 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:10,319 Speaker 1: me do it. We're being real. Ha ha ha ha. 690 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,439 Speaker 1: It's a good one. Good one. Hey. Do you guys 691 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,880 Speaker 1: drink nickel lobe ultra where you're from? Yeah, yeah, I mean, 692 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,360 Speaker 1: I mean I drink it all the time. It's great. 693 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,120 Speaker 1: Let's we're gonna get you one. We're gonna so. By 694 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,800 Speaker 1: the way, it was it's Terry's birthday and in her twin. Uh, 695 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,440 Speaker 1: we're just kind of doing a little celebration. You want 696 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,520 Speaker 1: to join in the celebration? Sure, sure, I mean I 697 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:36,080 Speaker 1: gotta get back to work eventually. What's that? What's what's what? 698 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:40,120 Speaker 1: What's work exactly? Uh? Well, I was told that there's 699 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,279 Speaker 1: a diet orange soda stain here somewhere. That may have 700 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:47,640 Speaker 1: been a trick, but it does look like there's a 701 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,520 Speaker 1: lot of swamp here is mostly what I can see. 702 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,240 Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, I just clean up after my superiors. 703 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,319 Speaker 1: So I've been trying to solve this really difficult math 704 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,480 Speaker 1: problem that's been on one of the chalkboards at the afforatory. 705 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:06,000 Speaker 1: I think I've almost cracked Terry's great at math right, Terry, Yeah, 706 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,879 Speaker 1: you got bath and I'm one of the best. Well, 707 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,920 Speaker 1: let me let me just scratch it in the dirt 708 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,200 Speaker 1: here with this stick. Can I stop you for one second? Sure? 709 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,160 Speaker 1: Hear me out? Maybe this is crazy. Maybe I've had 710 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,239 Speaker 1: too many make a lot ultras? What if you what 711 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,799 Speaker 1: if you know her birthday? You know? What if you 712 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,959 Speaker 1: took Terry back to this place you come from? Oh? Well, 713 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,440 Speaker 1: for you right there, that's a gift. Yeah, okay, but 714 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,799 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna warn you other than other than 715 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:38,919 Speaker 1: the language of Portuguese, the concept of matha the show 716 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:44,640 Speaker 1: justified the actors Timothy old Funt, Walton Goggins, and Margot Martindale. 717 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:48,200 Speaker 1: Our worlds have nothing in common. You forgotten to make ultra. 718 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,920 Speaker 1: You know, maybe we do have a lot more common 719 00:46:52,960 --> 00:47:04,520 Speaker 1: that I thought. That's our show for today. Universes don't collide. Uh. 720 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,880 Speaker 1: Let's thank all of our alchemists for joining us today, please, 721 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:14,120 Speaker 1: starting with Mr James Heeny, thanks for having me. This 722 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:19,000 Speaker 1: is a lot of fun um. I I like dimensional 723 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,160 Speaker 1: time travel and things like that, so this is fun. 724 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,440 Speaker 1: Thanks for being here, Jamis Okay, Well, here's what I 725 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,839 Speaker 1: just don't want to correct it. But first, I mean 726 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,319 Speaker 1: the first two dimensions would be it would be you know, 727 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,239 Speaker 1: height and and uh with I think, and then there's 728 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,959 Speaker 1: depth is the third right? Am? I Am? I wrong? 729 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,600 Speaker 1: Like you can't find the first two dimensions. I made 730 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,920 Speaker 1: him a little hung up on it. I think we 731 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:51,919 Speaker 1: should just move on. Yeah, let's do that. Oh, I see, 732 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,640 Speaker 1: and you're saying the travel is because of a I 733 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,120 Speaker 1: just don't know if that's how dimensions work. I'm wondering. 734 00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,440 Speaker 1: But you were piste out of regardless. Oh, I was 735 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,200 Speaker 1: going to write it in a letter. But I think 736 00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,040 Speaker 1: that it's the fourth dimension that your character stumbled upon, 737 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,440 Speaker 1: and that's time. So you're saying, you're saying the believability 738 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,960 Speaker 1: of that whole episode, what was the dinosaurs talking and 739 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,279 Speaker 1: everything and make a ultra is that there's no way 740 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,520 Speaker 1: the dimension work was was on points. Well, I'm just 741 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,839 Speaker 1: saying that's probably like fifth dimension, sixth dimension, something other 742 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,040 Speaker 1: than the first two dimensions. I think Joey was using 743 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,640 Speaker 1: the word dimension as synonymous with alternate universe. That's what 744 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,600 Speaker 1: I was. I didn't want to just like say that, 745 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:39,319 Speaker 1: but that's what I say. You don't want to, well, 746 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,800 Speaker 1: so thanks for having me. God bless us all everyone. 747 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:49,320 Speaker 1: Let's also thank Jackie d Ruth. Thank you guys, always 748 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,640 Speaker 1: so fun to pop in, so nice to see you 749 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,360 Speaker 1: in your actual setup. Can you believe I'm not in 750 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,440 Speaker 1: the closet? Well, I mean for some of us it's 751 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:03,000 Speaker 1: a different build transition, but thank you. And depending on 752 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,880 Speaker 1: what what Doug says, I might go back into the 753 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,000 Speaker 1: closet of course will have the final saying. You know, 754 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,800 Speaker 1: there are new videos on your Instagram folks to check on. 755 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:16,319 Speaker 1: Are there maybe there's one that I directed that's my 756 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,080 Speaker 1: my husband's in cold Weather. Yeah, it's pretty funny. We're 757 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,160 Speaker 1: dying to see whether or not he's funny and in 758 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,120 Speaker 1: fact deserving to be her. Judge him, Yeah, go judge 759 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:30,400 Speaker 1: him at Jackie Dorothy. And let's thank Mr Craig Atkowski. Thanks. 760 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,840 Speaker 1: I ever got a chance to plug Craigslist Spooky Times, 761 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,520 Speaker 1: but you can find that on Twitter at Craigslist, peacast 762 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,800 Speaker 1: for new episodes and subscribe to us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher, 763 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:47,480 Speaker 1: all the platforms. How many O's and Spooky ten tennos, tennos, tenos. 764 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,480 Speaker 1: Good buddy, Chris Alvarado, Thank you so damn much. As always, 765 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,120 Speaker 1: thanks for having me. I always have fun. I love 766 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,200 Speaker 1: you guys. Do you want to say it's watching TV 767 00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,600 Speaker 1: the other day and who do I see? Am? I scream? 768 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:03,560 Speaker 1: But g actually do Ruthie and her husband Patrick Babbitt 769 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:08,600 Speaker 1: together in a commercial. It was wild because, like you know, 770 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,640 Speaker 1: all of us we do this or we try to 771 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,120 Speaker 1: do this, and booking is hard enough on your own, 772 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,920 Speaker 1: much less as a unit. And I was it was 773 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,399 Speaker 1: such a great commercial too, and it was just so cool. 774 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,279 Speaker 1: And I texted her immediately or message only ship and 775 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:26,439 Speaker 1: then I had asked how did this happen? What was Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 776 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,319 Speaker 1: it was because of COVID that it was like, we 777 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,440 Speaker 1: want people who are quarantined together because it was for 778 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,600 Speaker 1: Honda and they wanted us to get into a car together, 779 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,520 Speaker 1: so they needed couples. So finally a silver lining. Yes, 780 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,319 Speaker 1: we happened to look out in twenty and I don't 781 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:47,080 Speaker 1: know how, but I'm grateful for any bit of positivity 782 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,719 Speaker 1: in this year for sure. Yeah, no kidding, Joey, would 783 00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:54,400 Speaker 1: you like to finish us off with something negative? No, 784 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,680 Speaker 1: I'm not, but I will throw people to bear supplies, 785 00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:02,640 Speaker 1: Twitchbs Comedy and Wednesday from like seven o'clock on, like 786 00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,480 Speaker 1: we'll do a live show. James is, uh, we're discovering 787 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,120 Speaker 1: like what time works best for all of us. But also, 788 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,360 Speaker 1: you know, tune in because it might just be James 789 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,000 Speaker 1: explaining time and others you know, signed up the theories 790 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,359 Speaker 1: no one are unknown to whoever wants to listen, because 791 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,279 Speaker 1: I feel like that's what we all want. I hope 792 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,480 Speaker 1: it's James explaining his neighbor getting exercised. It was it 793 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,080 Speaker 1: was friends, little brother. I actually am gonna as soon 794 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,959 Speaker 1: as we're done today, I'm going to reach out because 795 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,640 Speaker 1: I don't know the story very well. I just know 796 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,920 Speaker 1: what happened. James. I'm gonna be like a dog with 797 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,520 Speaker 1: a bone and will not let this go until we 798 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,200 Speaker 1: get the phone story. Just so you know, you're gonna 799 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,880 Speaker 1: be getting a lot of text and emails from me 800 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,880 Speaker 1: until we have satisfaction. Definitely feel like a story you 801 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,120 Speaker 1: wouldn't take at face value the first time you heard it, 802 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:46,240 Speaker 1: that there might be might be there very his parents 803 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:51,600 Speaker 1: were very religious. Give it to us. Give let's thank 804 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,120 Speaker 1: our producer and engineer to the Stars, Mr doug Bane 805 00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,719 Speaker 1: Media Fump Bump Bump Bump, Kevin Pollo like your host. 806 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,520 Speaker 1: Thank you all so very much. Please continue to write 807 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,560 Speaker 1: to us your name here to this dot com. Love 808 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,640 Speaker 1: hearing from You're getting back to you as as well 809 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,200 Speaker 1: as I can. Thank you for your patients. Please be 810 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,839 Speaker 1: kind to each other and wear masks when you go outside, 811 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:28,840 Speaker 1: and remember alchemy