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Speaker 1: Called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me

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Speaker 1: off guard. Damn Solomin who got the donkey out.

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Speaker 2: Of Day today?

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Speaker 3: Well, Jess hilarious Donkey Today for Thursday, September seventh goes

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Speaker 3: to twenty two year old Carrington Harris. Carrington Harris was

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Speaker 3: arrested this past Tuesday on charges of domestic abuse battery

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Speaker 3: and domestic abuse battery with a dangerous weapon. That's just

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Speaker 3: all police jargon. When it happened was she stabbed her

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Speaker 3: grandfather in the face. Now, look, I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: sit here and act like it's never a justifiable reason

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Speaker 3: to stab your grandfather, because I'm sure there is quite

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Speaker 3: a few, but.

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Speaker 2: Not in this case.

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Speaker 3: See, Carrington stabbed her grandfather because her grandfather was simply

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Speaker 3: being a concerned grandfather.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to ABC three for the report, please, and

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Speaker 2: then we can.

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Speaker 4: Just have a pairish Sheriff's detectives arrested at Keithfield woman

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Speaker 4: for allegedly stabbing her grandfather during a domestic dispute. Carrington Harris,

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Speaker 4: twenty two, was arrested after an investigation revealed she stabbed

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Speaker 4: her grandfather in the face following an argument over her

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Speaker 4: hygiene habits. Detective said Harris and her grandparents again arguing

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Speaker 4: after they asked her to shower. She then began damaging

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Speaker 4: property inside the house and then turned the power off

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Speaker 4: from outside. Detectives say, well, the couple was trying to

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Speaker 4: restrain Harris, she got away and got a knife from

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Speaker 4: the kitchen, using it to stab her grandfather. Harris then

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Speaker 4: ran from the house and into the woods. She was

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Speaker 4: found a few hours later. Harris was arrested and charged

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Speaker 4: with one count each of domestic abuse battery and domestic

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Speaker 4: abuse battery with a dangerous weapon.

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Speaker 2: I smell the smelly smell of something that sounds smelly. Okay.

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Speaker 2: What world do we live in when a.

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Speaker 3: Grandparent can't tell their grandchild they stink? This is what

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Speaker 3: grandparents do.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: How many times have you heard your grandparents say, go

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Speaker 3: wash your ass, you smell like outside. How many times

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Speaker 3: you heard your grandparents say, don't you sit on my

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Speaker 3: couch until you go take a bath? Okay? Why do

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Speaker 3: you think your grandparents used to keep the plastic on

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Speaker 3: the couch just in case you sit your funky ass

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Speaker 3: down without washing. Let me tell you something. This happened

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Speaker 3: on a Tuesday. This woman was twenty two years old.

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Speaker 3: She probably was out all Labor Day weekend and didn't

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Speaker 3: wash her ass once, walking around smelling like cookouts and

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Speaker 3: cats and migoles all week and you know granddaddy ain't

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Speaker 3: putting up with that. And I'm gonna be honest with you.

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Speaker 3: I seen a mug shot. You want to see a mugshot.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to play a game, but all right, we'll

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Speaker 2: get to it. I don't want to see mugshot. I say,

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Speaker 2: I won't play a game. Pull up her mugshots. You

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Speaker 2: might pull up her mugshot. I can't find stat grandfather

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Speaker 2: and ran in the woods.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then the dogs sniffed out easy. If dogs

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Speaker 3: found her easy. All I'm saying is I want you

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Speaker 3: to see her a mugshot because I saw a mugshot

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Speaker 3: and when I looked at it, I could smell it

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Speaker 3: because she got dread locks that she probably hasn't washed

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Speaker 3: in months.

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Speaker 2: And I'm not judging.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I can see where your granddaddy was

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Speaker 3: probably coming from. Okay, these youngins have too many choices nowadays,

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Speaker 3: too many options.

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Speaker 2: They got a million screaming platforms to choose from. They

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Speaker 2: don't got to eat. What's for dinner.

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Speaker 3: Okay, parents, grandparents cook, They say they don't want that,

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Speaker 3: then end up ordering uber each. Just disrespectful. And I

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Speaker 3: come from the area. You eat what's for dinner? And

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Speaker 3: if you don't, your starve with these little financially free

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Speaker 3: young as, it's spoil all right.

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Speaker 2: These kids don't even got to be human if they

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Speaker 2: don't want to.

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Speaker 3: No more salute to all the youngins out there identifying

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Speaker 3: as turtles. Is this it?

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Speaker 5: Look?

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Speaker 2: Oh look, look, look, look, look, oh no, oh, here

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Speaker 2: she go, here she go pass that over heare, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that over shit. That's that over shit. Now look

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Speaker 2: at her.

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Speaker 3: Now, come on, how you're gonna be musty and mad

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Speaker 3: and mad at me because you musty?

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Speaker 2: Now look at it. Twenty two. It's an easy forty.

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Speaker 3: I'm on now, no, come on down, can smell it all.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying, we as adults have to draw the line somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Were letting these youngers make a lot of choices nowadays,

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Speaker 3: but the shower is not optional. You will not be

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Speaker 3: under my roof with your koochie smelling like hookah smoke.

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Speaker 3: And what's crazy is Jesus you don't want to listen

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Speaker 3: to your granddaddy tell you to take a shower. Now

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Speaker 3: you're headed somewhere where there is an actual shower schedule.

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Speaker 2: Now there's no law in jail that says you must bathe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but if you think for one second, those inmates

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Speaker 3: gonna let you be in the box with a stink

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Speaker 3: box and you out your ranch at ass mine. All right, look, Carington,

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Speaker 3: we need you to clean up your ac. I know

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Speaker 3: life stinks sometimes that you don't have to add to

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Speaker 3: it a right. There are some things that are totally

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Speaker 3: in your control, and washing your ass is one of them.

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Speaker 3: And you shouldn't be mad at the people in your

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Speaker 3: life who love you enough to tell you to wash

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Speaker 3: your ass, especially when it's a granddaddy telling a granddaughter Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's love. You know how many women I know that

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Speaker 3: stink and I have to convince other women to let

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Speaker 3: them know. All right. I have a theory that when

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Speaker 3: people get upset when you tell them they stink, it's

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Speaker 3: because they are upset that they didn't trust themselves. See,

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Speaker 3: if you can smell yourself, trust me, other people have

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Speaker 3: been able to smell you for a while. So you

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Speaker 3: mad because you didn't listen to yourself. You mad that

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Speaker 3: somebody called you out for something you already knew and

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Speaker 3: had the chance to correct, But didn't you? Carrington projected

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Speaker 3: that anger onto the wrong person. The same energy you

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Speaker 3: used to stab your granddad in the face, you could

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Speaker 3: have used to put some old spice on a rag

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Speaker 3: and wash all those private parts that smell public.

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Speaker 2: Please give Carrington Harris the sweet Times and the Hamiltons.

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Speaker 5: You Oh the dad day?

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Speaker 2: Ye all right, selan man, thank you for that donkey

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Speaker 2: to day.

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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, that grandfather So the grandfather didn't pass away?

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Speaker 2: No, he didn't die. Okay, he didn't die.

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Speaker 1: He's all right, I mean, where is he hospital? I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming let me look read that damn. I mean I

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Speaker 1: know the listeners like, well, where's Grandpa?

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Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: He ain't died though, Okay, well that's that's amazing. But

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Speaker 1: Jesus CHRIZYU he took because he actually took a.

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Speaker 2: Shower, asked you to wash your funky ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the story I did see.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. All right, now,

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Speaker 2: Jess did you say peace? Bet oh btpc y let be.

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Speaker 3: Donkey today? Is brought to you by the law office

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Speaker 3: of Michael s lam and Soft.

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Speaker 2: Don't be a donkey. Pound two fifty on your cell

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Speaker 2: and say the bull.

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Speaker 3: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two

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Speaker 3: five oh from your cell and say the bull.

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Speaker 2: Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club