WEBVTT - "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MEOW!" w/ Bryan Safi 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.960 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:09.120 I Heart Radio. So here's the thing. It's bright and early. 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:13.680 I'm exhausted. We just Katie hate Spider, so there was 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:17.480 a huge spider. Webb has made dr Finance. Thank you. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:22.239 Take a trophy, take to trophy and wipe it. And 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.479 it's one of my one of my many trophies. You 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:30.680 make trophies for yourself, which I had fired by the 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:37.760 way I made I read medals for ourselves for contest 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.200 that never happened, that never happened, that we were rigging 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:42.960 so we would win. I wrote, best Arden in Town, 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:46.000 Best Brian in Town. Hello, and welcome to another episode 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.960 of Will You Accept This Rose? My name is a 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:52.199 coming to you from my bougie Cobweb trophy garage, and 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:57.080 let's California. Take a trophy and wipe the web, the 0:00:57.200 --> 0:01:00.400 deep dark web, dark wife, but the dark go up 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:05.160 with my trophy that I bought myself because I'm a champion, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.200 and congrats on adult on it or something that's right. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.520 That's because Steph gave it to me for being a champion, 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:14.920 for continuing to become a champion. Hello you guys, we 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:18.040 made it. We made it. Katie, I'm giving you my 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:22.240 full face, which is will only happen once this episode 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.880 because I gotta go back to you. Guys. I can't 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:30.600 believe we've made it through meeting all of the like 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.760 what is the teams? What is the word of? Like 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.280 the feed teams? The bush like the farm like the 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.440 farm teams. We got we got to know all the 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.200 farm teams. In turns out, we still don't know any 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.800 of these people. For the first episode of Bachelor in Paradise. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.680 Such a relief because I don't always watch the season, 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.440 and so to know that they were some of these 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.280 people were like new wish to you loved it better. 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:53.480 I actually feel like that makes it more interesting because 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.280 I'm like, I actually like the wild card factor of it. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.800 We have some greatest hits, and then we do have 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.000 we have some like who's who the hell is this? 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:03.960 I think some of you here a fan. I think 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:09.360 it's the outside air conditioner. That's okay, guys. The doors 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:11.440 are open because I have a fancy job next week. 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:13.640 So also I want to start out right out of 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.080 the gate. The podcast is going to be late next 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:20.200 week because your queen has a fun boogie job in 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.000 New York and I'm gonna be filming, so we're going 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.840 to record on Thursday. Okay, here we go with me 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:33.359 today is a brother from another there. I consider him 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.520 the second marine brother. I will take that. I I 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.960 feel like you and I have have leveled up in 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:43.639 are like I feel like this Arton and I are 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.160 so we're sore. So we're gonna we're gonna jump off 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.920 the Hollywood time together. I've been looking for the right 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.600 person in it. We're gonna tire ourselves with like silk 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.840 scarves together. I can't wait. I can't wait. And then 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:57.360 on the way down, we're going to scream like they 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:02.280 never should have made talkies. That's exactly right. You know 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:06.280 him from nine one one, you know him from you, 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.079 you know him from his podcast Attitude, and you will 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:13.200 know him from our upcoming number one in the world podcast, 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:18.359 No autographs please. That will be on my heart at 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.239 some point once our contracts are done. But we've already 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:24.880 made content for it, and you're gonna see him at 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:29.440 the show that sold out in twenty four hours. Our 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.520 first ever live show in on the East Coast sold 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.680 out in twenty four hours. I don't have to get 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:36.600 my real estate license. I threatened if it didn't sell 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:37.880 that I was going to get my quit and get 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.520 my real estate. Lin by the way, I might even 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.760 not even pass the test. I would have just been 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:47.520 like an aspiring real for her rights. Wow, that's that's deep, ladies, 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.640 and tell Leman, Brian, Sophie Marine, thank you so much. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.000 It's such a thrill to be here in your places. 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:59.600 As ever, thank you is like sends no also across 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.320 from me a woman. I mean, we're about to have 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:06.920 a Solember party in New York City. We're going to 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:11.200 Bravo cond we have something fun we're doing on Saturday, 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:15.280 and then we're doing our live show with my real 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:19.600 brother and my other brother Brian at Union Hall. Sold 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:24.120 out in twenty four hours. Dr Tanna Anna Danna, Arianna, 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:30.360 Hannah Montana, Rosanna Rosanna Danna, Mitten's Marine hosny a Marine, Sofie, 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:36.279 Hello dry Tanna Brian's last name as well. Yes, obviously 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:43.360 traditional marriage. That's how does it feel that we sold 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:46.479 out in twenty four hours? I mean incredible, I will say, yeah, 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.080 a lot of people have reached out to me asking 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.160 if we're going to have extra tickets. We will not, 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.359 but if you cannot make it last minute, dm me 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.360 on my Instagram at selling host and let me know 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.560 so we can do some ticket exchanges. You can get 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:04.680 someone to buy your ticket. This is so fun. Brian, 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:07.200 Brian and I. Also, if you couldn't get a ticket, 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:10.039 but you're in the New York area, Brian and I 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:14.000 are both doing stand up at Union All the same venue, 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:17.839 Union Hall NY dot com. We're doing it on October eleventh, 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.080 which is a Tuesday night. We're both doing sets at 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.880 a really fun show. I think it's at seven pm. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.120 So if you couldn't get tickets, it's probably like ten 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.799 bucks or something. Go see it. It's Halloween, It's Halloween. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:33.599 Come say hi to us. Days are Halloween standards? Halloween, 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:38.640 you know, October eleven Halloween. Also with us today, Dr 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.960 Katie Levine, how proud are you of our fans that 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.479 they bought tickets and we sold out in twenty for hours. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:48.400 That's amazing. Our fans are the best, Like they are 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.760 the best because you because you do a lot of podcasts. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.440 These are the best, said the best fans. Okay, here's 0:05:55.440 --> 0:06:01.840 another thing. Allegedly, apparently Ashley I in Kennetti and maybe 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.839 Jared are going to come do the show with us. 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:08.839 How fun will it be to see my brother adult 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:12.800 male coder Aleric Marine and Ashley I interact with each other. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.240 I want to do because she lives in Rhode Island. 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:17.480 I want to do a Rhode Island accent contest. Yes, 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:20.080 I want to have I want to do something where 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.599 we figure out a way for Ashley I to prep 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.920 Alaric to be a contestant with the battel Red. Can 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.800 you imagine or like them trying to like like, I 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.120 love the idea of somehow them having to interact with 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:34.040 each other, Like, it's such a fun pairing to You 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.320 could play co hog or co host and you you 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:37.840 have to give a fact about a co host or 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.000 co hogan se think I like that, which is a 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.120 Rhode Island clam. Well, that's really fun. Will you write 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.960 that down this Jenna hager Bush or a clam? Oh 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.440 my god, I love that. That's a really good idea. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.360 Co hogger co host is a great thing. It's a 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:54.080 Rhode Island clam co hog Okay, and then the other 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.359 thing she could all I mean, if he would be 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.200 down for it, it would be it would probably take 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.599 too long, would be really fun to have her contour 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:06.680 my brother's face or my face. I mean, if she 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.200 would contour, if she would maybe, I mean that's a lot, 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.280 that's a big ask. We can see how fast she 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:15.560 can contour. But if she would contour of yeahs, by 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:22.040 the way, as fast as she can image speed speed, 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:27.080 are you kidding? We would look amazing. That would be 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.080 that's in the next Olympics. Is speed contract It should 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.280 be okay you guys. So I also want to say, 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:35.560 because I'm flying to New York early, we're recording early, 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:36.880 so we're not gonna be able to do Tweet of 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:38.560 the week, but we'll do next week's tweet of the week. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.720 Um next we see, well, we'll give away two pillows 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.080 because we we got the clip in advance, we've got 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:48.760 the episode in advance. But also Julie, the dream Queen 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.080 from Sleep Crown, has agreed and is shipping to New 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:57.440 York one full size sleep Crown that we can give 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:01.120 away at the shop. I got my Sleep Crown, talked 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.720 to tell us, so the last time I was on 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.240 this podcast, we had talked about the Sleep Crown, and 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.600 you maneuvered it for me. You set it up for me. 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:12.520 I couldn't believe my literal eyes. Yeah, tell me, tellent. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.240 It was incredible. It is incredible. It's the softest thing 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.520 you've ever, softest thing you could imagine, and but it 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.360 has weight. It has weight. You feel so relaxed, you 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.120 feels so taken care of. It feels like you're in 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.040 like safe a like, um, what are those things like? 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:31.520 Dolphin chamber? Yeah, a dolphin sensory deprivation. It's a dolphin 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.240 exactly what you meant, doph It's like a co hot 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:44.240 dolphin chamber. It feels like it feels like thank you kids, 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.560 by the way, go get yourself a sleep crown, sleep 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:49.720 Crown dot com, bat w y a t R and 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:53.880 putt in co champion. You know what. Jonah ray DM 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:57.440 message me. We love Jonah. He was a host of 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:01.200 Meltdown with Jonah and camel On Johnny. He we love him. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:06.800 You love Jonah. He He texted me. He was like, hello, friendship, 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:08.760 I want to come on your podcast because I want 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:10.480 to sleep ground. And I was like, well, you're gonna 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.040 have to watch The Bachelor. How do hear about this? 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.800 I have no idea and he goes, he goes, so 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:18.640 apparently he goes. He said, I sleep with piles on 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.280 my face, and he heard about me and my obsession 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.560 with the sleep cround and then the cat sits on 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:26.040 the piles on his face. I was like, well, you 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.920 could either use our code and get like get fifteen 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.839 dollars off and ship free shipping, or you could or 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:34.840 and he said, you can watch all the Bachelor, and 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.800 he said what he said, he would watch the show 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:40.880 and we should have one next week. We have him, 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.520 We could have him on next week, but he's he 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.720 was so into the idea of the sleep he literally 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.679 couldn't believe the Sleep Crown existed. I don't know how 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:52.199 he heard about my obsession with it. Shadow Julie shout 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:56.319 out Julie's dream Queen Shadow. I mean, but what color 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.440 did you get? Charcoal or white? And is it? I mean, 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.960 you can't believe it. You can't believe I just washed 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.680 my travel pillowcase. I meditated with it on my face, 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.480 now do you great? Damn it. I just went on 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.079 a trip with my father who snores like he's dying, 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:16.520 and we had share hotel room. Awful. Literally, I hate 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.040 traveling with him because he snores like like it's like 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:23.959 I would never share him happy and that sleep crown 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:28.000 game changer? Are you serious? Could you not travel sleep crown? 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.520 I could kind of hear it, but it's the pressure 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.559 and like you felt okay to me, he felt okay. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:36.280 Um And telling him if he snored, I would strangle him. 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:40.720 My suitor, My suitor got his sleep. Make your suits, 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.760 but I think you know all my suits looks so good. 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:46.719 My proportions look greatness suit. You know what looks good 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:51.880 in a lady suit? Short legs like like a little 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:55.720 but knee legs here, but dunk a dunk ass very 0:10:55.760 --> 0:11:01.840 long to ourselves. I mean, so my suitor he got asleep. Yeah, 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.520 and um and because he knows I love my sleep 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.880 crown and he loves it and has it also has 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.240 it like around his like couch and stuff because he 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:15.120 knows this monster available it. Could you've got my suitor? 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.080 Do you like my suitor? My sitter may or may 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.520 not be in the audience at the show in New York, 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:26.439 I will say, we'll see, You're gonna obviously bring him 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.560 on stage and have him tell the audience what he 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.920 thinks about you. I'm gonna see, I'm gonna pretend to 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:35.719 the ultimatum, and I'm gonna force him to propose. I'm 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:38.319 gonna force him to yeah, and I'll be like, oh, 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:41.120 this is my brother. This is now hometowns and you're 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:46.000 reading my whole family are this? And by the way, 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.319 you're as close as I have to a family. I mean, 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.720 you guys are what's left. So like, this is the 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.360 whole marine. You can play the part of my parents 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:59.320 and that's really should do hometown a lot of oh 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.800 my god. Or you could be the oh yeah, I 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.079 talk a lot about Christianity. You should be the hot head. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.520 You could be the hot head brother, the hot head 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.280 brother that kisses me on the mouth. There's always the 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.360 hot head brother that kisses the female contested on the mouth. 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.000 And then yeah, we might well, how are you going 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:25.360 to treat this precious tool? Yeah, let's force? Should we force? 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.199 And then I was thinking we because you know we're 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:30.000 doing the lover boy taste test. We could do lover 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.719 boy with my lover boy. We could do lover but yeah, 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:34.880 we should do hometowns and see how he does. Is 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.640 it too soon? Tell him this is gonna No, no, no, 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:40.840 we can't tell him. We can't tell him. We can't 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.400 tell him you like cut. It's like he's no longer 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.160 my suitor. By the way, he might not be. I 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.120 mean this is like three weeks. Who knows, just like 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:49.840 two weeks anything. I'm a real hot head, who knows 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:53.079 I could blow hot. Look, it's so early on it 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:58.360 could easily go awry. But do you think should we 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:03.200 do hometowns? That's your call. I think it's a funny idea, 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:08.480 but it's your relationship. You know, that's you want to do. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.439 Let's let's do it all right, Let's not prep him 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:16.920 for it, and we'll spring hometowns on him. And you 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:18.800 can play the part of my brother. You have to 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:22.400 wear a sweater around your neck. And then Alex gonna 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.480 play my father. And then you could go your father. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.760 Oh no, you're gonna be the You could be Alex, 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.360 but you could be Alex's husband. Do you be Alex's husband, 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.840 and then you can go your step Your father works 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.920 so hard, So we pretend Alex a billionaire and you 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.800 could be his new husband and you that's all we'll do. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.640 So you're my stepfather. You're my stepfather, and you're very 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:46.120 protective of Alerc's fortune, absolutely, and you have your stand 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:47.839 give me the phone, Give me the phone, give me 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.680 the phone. Okay, so you're Alex's husband and you are 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:55.719 who should I be my aunt? Your aunt? Because your parents? Okay, yeah, 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.120 your mother? That's like, do you want to be my mom? 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:01.199 Do you want to be my could be you could 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:05.000 be a a oh yeah. JJ would hit on it. 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:07.360 She'd be like, she was like, you've got gorgeous in there. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.480 I didn't know that you had the statue of me. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:16.640 So that's a good luck pig. That's a money pig. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.480 It's a three legged money pig. I noticed it when 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.600 I came in. I thought it was so it's okay, 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.920 you rub it for money. Money. These are all my money. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.440 And then j J gave me this beautiful Okay, by 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:32.080 the way, fans, we will get to paradise. Sorry, we 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:33.680 have to the money pig. You know how it is? Okay, 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.440 way to run the monny pig. I need to make 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.240 more money, even though I'm working a lot that I 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.720 want my dollar amounts to be higher. Okay, who doesn't 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.400 get in line, bitch? Okay, we have it all worked out. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:46.920 We're gonna have hometowns. We're gonna bring hometowns on my 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.880 like three days, suitor, I'm so great in a relationship, 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:55.240 so fun to date me. No pressure, come up, come 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.600 up on stage. Um, the audience has to be nice 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:02.920 to him unless day, unless they listen. I am so 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:05.320 jealous of everyone coming to the show, even though I'm 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.480 going to be fair, I'm so jealous. It's gonna be 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.000 so far, it's gonna be so fun. Okay, great, and 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.200 maybe we'll even talk about bachelor or not, who knows. Okay, 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.520 here we go. Jesse is on the beach for the 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:20.280 first time in Paradise and his tight capri Khaki's Yeah, 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:24.200 talk to me. I feel like Jesse's definite daddy vibes. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.400 Oh you like it? I sort of like him. I 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.440 like him until he talks and then he calls all 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:33.680 the guys brother Andy was doing that. I don't like that. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.880 I also noticed that Jesse, as he did last he's 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:41.200 so he doesn't care about the ladies. He's just insecure 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:43.720 about his own body and every guy, every guy that 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:46.440 walked into the shirt off. He literally eyeballed the guys 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.040 up and down. He looked their eyes up and down 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:53.160 on their tour soide. Because Jesse has a fine body, 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:54.880 maybe I like him if there's a self consciousness there 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.560 that I appreciate, appreciate that's not with everyone on the 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.000 show obviously. You know, I feel like it's a guy 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.560 the way he's hot, and I wouldn't change an inch 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.560 of him. But you can see him sizing up these 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:09.080 younger guys. You literally I watched him. There was a 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.840 Romeo walked in with his shirt on button and Jesse's 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.600 eyes went up and down and you can in a 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.080 way that was not sexual, in a way that was like, 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.680 need do more upper body? What does he do? What 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:24.920 powder is he on? Like that he was threatened by that. 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.200 But I also remember the finale last week, He's like 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:32.360 Zach even working out at looks like me. You're like, 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.560 he looks just like you, and he's like, got the body. 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.240 It's like you've got the body. By the way, it 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.840 makes me feel better that he also brother, brother. It 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.360 makes me feel better that you also don't feel great 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:45.280 in your skin and a bikini. It's my favorite. It 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.000 makes me feel related. By the way you look gorgeous. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:52.800 Do you do? I yea, you always do though, thank you? Okay, 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:55.320 here we go. That's the stepfather that I've been looking for. 0:16:56.560 --> 0:17:01.160 What's your name gonna be Kyle, definitely Kay. I s 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:11.760 l write that down. Dan, I'm gonna make hello. My 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:19.239 name is Kyle for you, yes please all were By 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.280 the way, Arden always makes me garments which I love 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:24.120 with my name, and that's my favorite. I've seen your 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:27.760 new one. Warn yet I'll say some video because they 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.840 literally wear it on the podcast. Okay, because I haven't 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:33.400 see I love I love outputting you. You're my baby girl. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:38.080 I'm here. How many toats do you own by now 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.800 that I only have one? To that art and gave 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:46.600 me that I love back from b I p Yeah, 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.960 you know what. I hope he's okay. He seems like 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:53.240 by the way, Jesse gives me as your vibes a 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.560 little bit. They got themselves an Americans. How many times 0:17:56.560 --> 0:18:04.399 have I custom made things? They're sure? I can't stop, 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.600 can't You're my You're like the little girl. I never 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.560 I gotta tell you for any reason. My memory slips. 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:15.960 I have clothes telling me who I am. Kyle. I'm 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:20.200 a beautiful baby. I'm a beautiful baby. I'm a beautiful 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:23.959 baby beauty. By the way, so I call Brian BBB 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:28.360 my beautiful baby boy. And now at Tennis. All these 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:30.880 people that have now only known him one year, they 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:33.000 all call him BBB as well. They all know that 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:36.000 he's a beautiful baby boy. By the way, our cult leader, 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:39.440 Tennis instructor, is that he's back. He has a goatee. 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.240 He says, he has a long pony tail, that he's 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:45.159 he looks hot. He's been wearing a headband and he 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:46.840 says he's gonna chop up his pony tail. And he 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:48.200 told me he give it to me like a fall 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:50.840 that I can wear to red carpets, and I'm going 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:55.280 to Okay, great, all right, So Jesse's tight Khaki's and 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:59.520 then Hunter is on the toilet with IBS like I 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:04.399 don't remember, did they They don't think they even edited 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:07.159 it is also the explanation of ibs C and IBS 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:12.479 D and dude. That's like why would like they're basically like, 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:15.560 will let you to Silda if you talk about how 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:21.359 the place where you can't drink the water because Harry 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:30.280 yes or no or no. Ship. So then we have Johnny, 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:33.200 by the way, who was like in the final Johnny, 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:37.080 the guy who was wrapping was just he was just 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:40.600 in the final three, could not have cared less that 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:44.119 he would literally just come from maybe getting engaged and 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:49.600 he wrapped toes in the sand and he's he's from 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:54.320 like Palm Palm Beach Gardens, Florida or something. I have 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.040 to say, like every time they were sitting there drinking, 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:59.000 I just like imagine him being like, anyone have any coke? Yeah, 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:06.880 he's definitely giving some coke. Coke Robert Spods. Okay. So 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:12.560 so then we have the teacher Serene, who is so stunning, 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:16.440 what a stunt gun to hot teacher. She's she's beautiful, 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:21.560 she's and sweet. I mean, I'm so excited for we 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:24.080 love her. I would not want to stand next to 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:27.320 her to bikini. I would be Jesse palmering her the 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.680 whole time, looking her up and down and going, so 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.080 you teach, you actually are a teacher? Wow? Is this 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:34.720 just genetics? Are You're just not hungry? You know, like 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.800 like I would be. So, what is it? What is it? 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:40.760 What is it? Like that bar pilates, what are you 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:44.680 doing here? Okay, So let me have Brandon so handsome. 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:48.600 Now he was a nurse and now he's a trainer. 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:51.600 That's the problem with this show. He was a nurser 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:55.440 recruiter and now he's a trainer flexible hours or something. 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:01.800 He was so sweet. So he was the one that 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:05.679 Michelle let go. He was made it. He was the 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:08.480 last time and and um, my friend Karen texted me 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:10.959 because because we couldn't remember when the last time we 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:13.040 waited for the shoes to get out of the limo, 0:21:13.920 --> 0:21:16.359 Michelle actually went through with this, and Karen said she 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:19.320 thought that was mean, but shout out Karen all respect. 0:21:19.560 --> 0:21:23.040 I do like the who's whose loafers? Are they? Wh 0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:27.080 Who's Robbie to l shoes are getting out of the 0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:31.480 suburban um. So then we get to and I want 0:21:31.520 --> 0:21:35.320 to say, overall the fun of this was also the 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:38.080 who Are You? Like. I like the ones that are 0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:40.960 the who are You? Because they are actually giving Some 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:43.399 of the most fun storylines are from the Who Are You? 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:46.520 Which I like. So I enjoyed seeing Brandon and Serena. 0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:49.000 Those were like, okay, those are some hits that I remember. 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:53.400 But here comes here comes the villain Bill gotta Ville 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:58.080 Dr Kira. She goes, whatever ails you take two of 0:21:58.119 --> 0:22:00.639 these and she shook her titties and she said, and 0:22:00.680 --> 0:22:02.959 call me in the morning, and she said, I am 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:05.560 d T f um in another world, I was a 0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:07.679 porn star. I wanted to spend all my time in 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:10.960 the boom boom room hot opening. Whose doctor is she? 0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:13.679 That's what I want? By the way, stethoscope on the 0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:16.040 sand was my favorite. Lord, I've never seen anyone rock 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:18.600 the way she did. Yeah, I love that. She was like, 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:21.200 you didn't get to know me before. I'm a whore 0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:25.639 and a doctor. Yeah, like it was. I was only 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:30.359 impressed by love. I mean truly, She's such a fun villain. 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:32.800 You know what I like about it is that we 0:22:32.880 --> 0:22:35.879 thought Shenai, who we know, will cause trouble later. We 0:22:35.920 --> 0:22:37.840 thought the villains that we've already seen are going to 0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:40.480 come in. We haven't. It was a fun because sometimes 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.160