Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. So here's the thing. It's bright and early.
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted. We just Katie hate Spider, so there was
Speaker 1: a huge spider. Webb has made dr Finance. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Take a trophy, take to trophy and wipe it. And
Speaker 1: it's one of my one of my many trophies. You
Speaker 1: make trophies for yourself, which I had fired by the
Speaker 1: way I made I read medals for ourselves for contest
Speaker 1: that never happened, that never happened, that we were rigging
Speaker 1: so we would win. I wrote, best Arden in Town,
Speaker 1: Best Brian in Town. Hello, and welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Will You Accept This Rose? My name is a
Speaker 1: coming to you from my bougie Cobweb trophy garage, and
Speaker 1: let's California. Take a trophy and wipe the web, the
Speaker 1: deep dark web, dark wife, but the dark go up
Speaker 1: with my trophy that I bought myself because I'm a champion,
Speaker 1: and congrats on adult on it or something that's right.
Speaker 1: That's because Steph gave it to me for being a champion,
Speaker 1: for continuing to become a champion. Hello you guys, we
Speaker 1: made it. We made it. Katie, I'm giving you my
Speaker 1: full face, which is will only happen once this episode
Speaker 1: because I gotta go back to you. Guys. I can't
Speaker 1: believe we've made it through meeting all of the like
Speaker 1: what is the teams? What is the word of? Like
Speaker 1: the feed teams? The bush like the farm like the
Speaker 1: farm teams. We got we got to know all the
Speaker 1: farm teams. In turns out, we still don't know any
Speaker 1: of these people. For the first episode of Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 1: Such a relief because I don't always watch the season,
Speaker 1: and so to know that they were some of these
Speaker 1: people were like new wish to you loved it better.
Speaker 1: I actually feel like that makes it more interesting because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I actually like the wild card factor of it.
Speaker 1: We have some greatest hits, and then we do have
Speaker 1: we have some like who's who the hell is this?
Speaker 1: I think some of you here a fan. I think
Speaker 1: it's the outside air conditioner. That's okay, guys. The doors
Speaker 1: are open because I have a fancy job next week.
Speaker 1: So also I want to start out right out of
Speaker 1: the gate. The podcast is going to be late next
Speaker 1: week because your queen has a fun boogie job in
Speaker 1: New York and I'm gonna be filming, so we're going
Speaker 1: to record on Thursday. Okay, here we go with me
Speaker 1: today is a brother from another there. I consider him
Speaker 1: the second marine brother. I will take that. I I
Speaker 1: feel like you and I have have leveled up in
Speaker 1: are like I feel like this Arton and I are
Speaker 1: so we're sore. So we're gonna we're gonna jump off
Speaker 1: the Hollywood time together. I've been looking for the right
Speaker 1: person in it. We're gonna tire ourselves with like silk
Speaker 1: scarves together. I can't wait. I can't wait. And then
Speaker 1: on the way down, we're going to scream like they
Speaker 1: never should have made talkies. That's exactly right. You know
Speaker 1: him from nine one one, you know him from you,
Speaker 1: you know him from his podcast Attitude, and you will
Speaker 1: know him from our upcoming number one in the world podcast,
Speaker 1: No autographs please. That will be on my heart at
Speaker 1: some point once our contracts are done. But we've already
Speaker 1: made content for it, and you're gonna see him at
Speaker 1: the show that sold out in twenty four hours. Our
Speaker 1: first ever live show in on the East Coast sold
Speaker 1: out in twenty four hours. I don't have to get
Speaker 1: my real estate license. I threatened if it didn't sell
Speaker 1: that I was going to get my quit and get
Speaker 1: my real estate. Lin by the way, I might even
Speaker 1: not even pass the test. I would have just been
Speaker 1: like an aspiring real for her rights. Wow, that's that's deep, ladies,
Speaker 1: and tell Leman, Brian, Sophie Marine, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: It's such a thrill to be here in your places.
Speaker 1: As ever, thank you is like sends no also across
Speaker 1: from me a woman. I mean, we're about to have
Speaker 1: a Solember party in New York City. We're going to
Speaker 1: Bravo cond we have something fun we're doing on Saturday,
Speaker 1: and then we're doing our live show with my real
Speaker 1: brother and my other brother Brian at Union Hall. Sold
Speaker 1: out in twenty four hours. Dr Tanna Anna Danna, Arianna,
Speaker 1: Hannah Montana, Rosanna Rosanna Danna, Mitten's Marine hosny a Marine, Sofie,
Speaker 1: Hello dry Tanna Brian's last name as well. Yes, obviously
Speaker 1: traditional marriage. That's how does it feel that we sold
Speaker 1: out in twenty four hours? I mean incredible, I will say, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people have reached out to me asking
Speaker 1: if we're going to have extra tickets. We will not,
Speaker 1: but if you cannot make it last minute, dm me
Speaker 1: on my Instagram at selling host and let me know
Speaker 1: so we can do some ticket exchanges. You can get
Speaker 1: someone to buy your ticket. This is so fun. Brian,
Speaker 1: Brian and I. Also, if you couldn't get a ticket,
Speaker 1: but you're in the New York area, Brian and I
Speaker 1: are both doing stand up at Union All the same venue,
Speaker 1: Union Hall NY dot com. We're doing it on October eleventh,
Speaker 1: which is a Tuesday night. We're both doing sets at
Speaker 1: a really fun show. I think it's at seven pm.
Speaker 1: So if you couldn't get tickets, it's probably like ten
Speaker 1: bucks or something. Go see it. It's Halloween, It's Halloween.
Speaker 1: Come say hi to us. Days are Halloween standards? Halloween,
Speaker 1: you know, October eleven Halloween. Also with us today, Dr
Speaker 1: Katie Levine, how proud are you of our fans that
Speaker 1: they bought tickets and we sold out in twenty for hours.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Our fans are the best, Like they are
Speaker 1: the best because you because you do a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 1: These are the best, said the best fans. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: another thing. Allegedly, apparently Ashley I in Kennetti and maybe
Speaker 1: Jared are going to come do the show with us.
Speaker 1: How fun will it be to see my brother adult
Speaker 1: male coder Aleric Marine and Ashley I interact with each other.
Speaker 1: I want to do because she lives in Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: I want to do a Rhode Island accent contest. Yes,
Speaker 1: I want to have I want to do something where
Speaker 1: we figure out a way for Ashley I to prep
Speaker 1: Alaric to be a contestant with the battel Red. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine or like them trying to like like, I
Speaker 1: love the idea of somehow them having to interact with
Speaker 1: each other, Like, it's such a fun pairing to You
Speaker 1: could play co hog or co host and you you
Speaker 1: have to give a fact about a co host or
Speaker 1: co hogan se think I like that, which is a
Speaker 1: Rhode Island clam. Well, that's really fun. Will you write
Speaker 1: that down this Jenna hager Bush or a clam? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I love that. That's a really good idea.
Speaker 1: Co hogger co host is a great thing. It's a
Speaker 1: Rhode Island clam co hog Okay, and then the other
Speaker 1: thing she could all I mean, if he would be
Speaker 1: down for it, it would be it would probably take
Speaker 1: too long, would be really fun to have her contour
Speaker 1: my brother's face or my face. I mean, if she
Speaker 1: would contour, if she would maybe, I mean that's a lot,
Speaker 1: that's a big ask. We can see how fast she
Speaker 1: can contour. But if she would contour of yeahs, by
Speaker 1: the way, as fast as she can image speed speed,
Speaker 1: are you kidding? We would look amazing. That would be
Speaker 1: that's in the next Olympics. Is speed contract It should
Speaker 1: be okay you guys. So I also want to say,
Speaker 1: because I'm flying to New York early, we're recording early,
Speaker 1: so we're not gonna be able to do Tweet of
Speaker 1: the week, but we'll do next week's tweet of the week.
Speaker 1: Um next we see, well, we'll give away two pillows
Speaker 1: because we we got the clip in advance, we've got
Speaker 1: the episode in advance. But also Julie, the dream Queen
Speaker 1: from Sleep Crown, has agreed and is shipping to New
Speaker 1: York one full size sleep Crown that we can give
Speaker 1: away at the shop. I got my Sleep Crown, talked
Speaker 1: to tell us, so the last time I was on
Speaker 1: this podcast, we had talked about the Sleep Crown, and
Speaker 1: you maneuvered it for me. You set it up for me.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe my literal eyes. Yeah, tell me, tellent.
Speaker 1: It was incredible. It is incredible. It's the softest thing
Speaker 1: you've ever, softest thing you could imagine, and but it
Speaker 1: has weight. It has weight. You feel so relaxed, you
Speaker 1: feels so taken care of. It feels like you're in
Speaker 1: like safe a like, um, what are those things like?
Speaker 1: Dolphin chamber? Yeah, a dolphin sensory deprivation. It's a dolphin
Speaker 1: exactly what you meant, doph It's like a co hot
Speaker 1: dolphin chamber. It feels like it feels like thank you kids,
Speaker 1: by the way, go get yourself a sleep crown, sleep
Speaker 1: Crown dot com, bat w y a t R and
Speaker 1: putt in co champion. You know what. Jonah ray DM
Speaker 1: message me. We love Jonah. He was a host of
Speaker 1: Meltdown with Jonah and camel On Johnny. He we love him.
Speaker 1: You love Jonah. He He texted me. He was like, hello, friendship,
Speaker 1: I want to come on your podcast because I want
Speaker 1: to sleep ground. And I was like, well, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to watch The Bachelor. How do hear about this?
Speaker 1: I have no idea and he goes, he goes, so
Speaker 1: apparently he goes. He said, I sleep with piles on
Speaker 1: my face, and he heard about me and my obsession
Speaker 1: with the sleep cround and then the cat sits on
Speaker 1: the piles on his face. I was like, well, you
Speaker 1: could either use our code and get like get fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars off and ship free shipping, or you could or
Speaker 1: and he said, you can watch all the Bachelor, and
Speaker 1: he said what he said, he would watch the show
Speaker 1: and we should have one next week. We have him,
Speaker 1: We could have him on next week, but he's he
Speaker 1: was so into the idea of the sleep he literally
Speaker 1: couldn't believe the Sleep Crown existed. I don't know how
Speaker 1: he heard about my obsession with it. Shadow Julie shout
Speaker 1: out Julie's dream Queen Shadow. I mean, but what color
Speaker 1: did you get? Charcoal or white? And is it? I mean,
Speaker 1: you can't believe it. You can't believe I just washed
Speaker 1: my travel pillowcase. I meditated with it on my face,
Speaker 1: now do you great? Damn it. I just went on
Speaker 1: a trip with my father who snores like he's dying,
Speaker 1: and we had share hotel room. Awful. Literally, I hate
Speaker 1: traveling with him because he snores like like it's like
Speaker 1: I would never share him happy and that sleep crown
Speaker 1: game changer? Are you serious? Could you not travel sleep crown?
Speaker 1: I could kind of hear it, but it's the pressure
Speaker 1: and like you felt okay to me, he felt okay.
Speaker 1: Um And telling him if he snored, I would strangle him.
Speaker 1: My suitor, My suitor got his sleep. Make your suits,
Speaker 1: but I think you know all my suits looks so good.
Speaker 1: My proportions look greatness suit. You know what looks good
Speaker 1: in a lady suit? Short legs like like a little
Speaker 1: but knee legs here, but dunk a dunk ass very
Speaker 1: long to ourselves. I mean, so my suitor he got asleep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and um and because he knows I love my sleep
Speaker 1: crown and he loves it and has it also has
Speaker 1: it like around his like couch and stuff because he
Speaker 1: knows this monster available it. Could you've got my suitor?
Speaker 1: Do you like my suitor? My sitter may or may
Speaker 1: not be in the audience at the show in New York,
Speaker 1: I will say, we'll see, You're gonna obviously bring him
Speaker 1: on stage and have him tell the audience what he
Speaker 1: thinks about you. I'm gonna see, I'm gonna pretend to
Speaker 1: the ultimatum, and I'm gonna force him to propose. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna force him to yeah, and I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is my brother. This is now hometowns and you're
Speaker 1: reading my whole family are this? And by the way,
Speaker 1: you're as close as I have to a family. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys are what's left. So like, this is the
Speaker 1: whole marine. You can play the part of my parents
Speaker 1: and that's really should do hometown a lot of oh
Speaker 1: my god. Or you could be the oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: talk a lot about Christianity. You should be the hot head.
Speaker 1: You could be the hot head brother, the hot head
Speaker 1: brother that kisses me on the mouth. There's always the
Speaker 1: hot head brother that kisses the female contested on the mouth.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, we might well, how are you going
Speaker 1: to treat this precious tool? Yeah, let's force? Should we force?
Speaker 1: And then I was thinking we because you know we're
Speaker 1: doing the lover boy taste test. We could do lover
Speaker 1: boy with my lover boy. We could do lover but yeah,
Speaker 1: we should do hometowns and see how he does. Is
Speaker 1: it too soon? Tell him this is gonna No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we can't tell him. We can't tell him. We can't
Speaker 1: tell him you like cut. It's like he's no longer
Speaker 1: my suitor. By the way, he might not be. I
Speaker 1: mean this is like three weeks. Who knows, just like
Speaker 1: two weeks anything. I'm a real hot head, who knows
Speaker 1: I could blow hot. Look, it's so early on it
Speaker 1: could easily go awry. But do you think should we
Speaker 1: do hometowns? That's your call. I think it's a funny idea,
Speaker 1: but it's your relationship. You know, that's you want to do.
Speaker 1: Let's let's do it all right, Let's not prep him
Speaker 1: for it, and we'll spring hometowns on him. And you
Speaker 1: can play the part of my brother. You have to
Speaker 1: wear a sweater around your neck. And then Alex gonna
Speaker 1: play my father. And then you could go your father.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're gonna be the You could be Alex,
Speaker 1: but you could be Alex's husband. Do you be Alex's husband,
Speaker 1: and then you can go your step Your father works
Speaker 1: so hard, So we pretend Alex a billionaire and you
Speaker 1: could be his new husband and you that's all we'll do.
Speaker 1: So you're my stepfather. You're my stepfather, and you're very
Speaker 1: protective of Alerc's fortune, absolutely, and you have your stand
Speaker 1: give me the phone, Give me the phone, give me
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, so you're Alex's husband and you are
Speaker 1: who should I be my aunt? Your aunt? Because your parents? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: your mother? That's like, do you want to be my mom?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be my could be you could
Speaker 1: be a a oh yeah. JJ would hit on it.
Speaker 1: She'd be like, she was like, you've got gorgeous in there.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you had the statue of me.
Speaker 1: So that's a good luck pig. That's a money pig.
Speaker 1: It's a three legged money pig. I noticed it when
Speaker 1: I came in. I thought it was so it's okay,
Speaker 1: you rub it for money. Money. These are all my money.
Speaker 1: And then j J gave me this beautiful Okay, by
Speaker 1: the way, fans, we will get to paradise. Sorry, we
Speaker 1: have to the money pig. You know how it is? Okay,
Speaker 1: way to run the monny pig. I need to make
Speaker 1: more money, even though I'm working a lot that I
Speaker 1: want my dollar amounts to be higher. Okay, who doesn't
Speaker 1: get in line, bitch? Okay, we have it all worked out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have hometowns. We're gonna bring hometowns on my
Speaker 1: like three days, suitor, I'm so great in a relationship,
Speaker 1: so fun to date me. No pressure, come up, come
Speaker 1: up on stage. Um, the audience has to be nice
Speaker 1: to him unless day, unless they listen. I am so
Speaker 1: jealous of everyone coming to the show, even though I'm
Speaker 1: going to be fair, I'm so jealous. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: so far, it's gonna be so fun. Okay, great, and
Speaker 1: maybe we'll even talk about bachelor or not, who knows. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Jesse is on the beach for the
Speaker 1: first time in Paradise and his tight capri Khaki's Yeah,
Speaker 1: talk to me. I feel like Jesse's definite daddy vibes.
Speaker 1: Oh you like it? I sort of like him. I
Speaker 1: like him until he talks and then he calls all
Speaker 1: the guys brother Andy was doing that. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I also noticed that Jesse, as he did last he's
Speaker 1: so he doesn't care about the ladies. He's just insecure
Speaker 1: about his own body and every guy, every guy that
Speaker 1: walked into the shirt off. He literally eyeballed the guys
Speaker 1: up and down. He looked their eyes up and down
Speaker 1: on their tour soide. Because Jesse has a fine body,
Speaker 1: maybe I like him if there's a self consciousness there
Speaker 1: that I appreciate, appreciate that's not with everyone on the
Speaker 1: show obviously. You know, I feel like it's a guy
Speaker 1: the way he's hot, and I wouldn't change an inch
Speaker 1: of him. But you can see him sizing up these
Speaker 1: younger guys. You literally I watched him. There was a
Speaker 1: Romeo walked in with his shirt on button and Jesse's
Speaker 1: eyes went up and down and you can in a
Speaker 1: way that was not sexual, in a way that was like,
Speaker 1: need do more upper body? What does he do? What
Speaker 1: powder is he on? Like that he was threatened by that.
Speaker 1: But I also remember the finale last week, He's like
Speaker 1: Zach even working out at looks like me. You're like,
Speaker 1: he looks just like you, and he's like, got the body.
Speaker 1: It's like you've got the body. By the way, it
Speaker 1: makes me feel better that he also brother, brother. It
Speaker 1: makes me feel better that you also don't feel great
Speaker 1: in your skin and a bikini. It's my favorite. It
Speaker 1: makes me feel related. By the way you look gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Do you do? I yea, you always do though, thank you? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. That's the stepfather that I've been looking for.
Speaker 1: What's your name gonna be Kyle, definitely Kay. I s
Speaker 1: l write that down. Dan, I'm gonna make hello. My
Speaker 1: name is Kyle for you, yes please all were By
Speaker 1: the way, Arden always makes me garments which I love
Speaker 1: with my name, and that's my favorite. I've seen your
Speaker 1: new one. Warn yet I'll say some video because they
Speaker 1: literally wear it on the podcast. Okay, because I haven't
Speaker 1: see I love I love outputting you. You're my baby girl.
Speaker 1: I'm here. How many toats do you own by now
Speaker 1: that I only have one? To that art and gave
Speaker 1: me that I love back from b I p Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. I hope he's okay. He seems like
Speaker 1: by the way, Jesse gives me as your vibes a
Speaker 1: little bit. They got themselves an Americans. How many times
Speaker 1: have I custom made things? They're sure? I can't stop,
Speaker 1: can't You're my You're like the little girl. I never
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you for any reason. My memory slips.
Speaker 1: I have clothes telling me who I am. Kyle. I'm
Speaker 1: a beautiful baby. I'm a beautiful baby. I'm a beautiful
Speaker 1: baby beauty. By the way, so I call Brian BBB
Speaker 1: my beautiful baby boy. And now at Tennis. All these
Speaker 1: people that have now only known him one year, they
Speaker 1: all call him BBB as well. They all know that
Speaker 1: he's a beautiful baby boy. By the way, our cult leader,
Speaker 1: Tennis instructor, is that he's back. He has a goatee.
Speaker 1: He says, he has a long pony tail, that he's
Speaker 1: he looks hot. He's been wearing a headband and he
Speaker 1: says he's gonna chop up his pony tail. And he
Speaker 1: told me he give it to me like a fall
Speaker 1: that I can wear to red carpets, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to Okay, great, all right, So Jesse's tight Khaki's and
Speaker 1: then Hunter is on the toilet with IBS like I
Speaker 1: don't remember, did they They don't think they even edited
Speaker 1: it is also the explanation of ibs C and IBS
Speaker 1: D and dude. That's like why would like they're basically like,
Speaker 1: will let you to Silda if you talk about how
Speaker 1: the place where you can't drink the water because Harry
Speaker 1: yes or no or no. Ship. So then we have Johnny,
Speaker 1: by the way, who was like in the final Johnny,
Speaker 1: the guy who was wrapping was just he was just
Speaker 1: in the final three, could not have cared less that
Speaker 1: he would literally just come from maybe getting engaged and
Speaker 1: he wrapped toes in the sand and he's he's from
Speaker 1: like Palm Palm Beach Gardens, Florida or something. I have
Speaker 1: to say, like every time they were sitting there drinking,
Speaker 1: I just like imagine him being like, anyone have any coke? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's definitely giving some coke. Coke Robert Spods. Okay. So
Speaker 1: so then we have the teacher Serene, who is so stunning,
Speaker 1: what a stunt gun to hot teacher. She's she's beautiful,
Speaker 1: she's and sweet. I mean, I'm so excited for we
Speaker 1: love her. I would not want to stand next to
Speaker 1: her to bikini. I would be Jesse palmering her the
Speaker 1: whole time, looking her up and down and going, so
Speaker 1: you teach, you actually are a teacher? Wow? Is this
Speaker 1: just genetics? Are You're just not hungry? You know, like
Speaker 1: like I would be. So, what is it? What is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? Like that bar pilates, what are you
Speaker 1: doing here? Okay, So let me have Brandon so handsome.
Speaker 1: Now he was a nurse and now he's a trainer.
Speaker 1: That's the problem with this show. He was a nurser
Speaker 1: recruiter and now he's a trainer flexible hours or something.
Speaker 1: He was so sweet. So he was the one that
Speaker 1: Michelle let go. He was made it. He was the
Speaker 1: last time and and um, my friend Karen texted me
Speaker 1: because because we couldn't remember when the last time we
Speaker 1: waited for the shoes to get out of the limo,
Speaker 1: Michelle actually went through with this, and Karen said she
Speaker 1: thought that was mean, but shout out Karen all respect.
Speaker 1: I do like the who's whose loafers? Are they? Wh
Speaker 1: Who's Robbie to l shoes are getting out of the
Speaker 1: suburban um. So then we get to and I want
Speaker 1: to say, overall the fun of this was also the
Speaker 1: who Are You? Like. I like the ones that are
Speaker 1: the who are You? Because they are actually giving Some
Speaker 1: of the most fun storylines are from the Who Are You?
Speaker 1: Which I like. So I enjoyed seeing Brandon and Serena.
Speaker 1: Those were like, okay, those are some hits that I remember.
Speaker 1: But here comes here comes the villain Bill gotta Ville
Speaker 1: Dr Kira. She goes, whatever ails you take two of
Speaker 1: these and she shook her titties and she said, and
Speaker 1: call me in the morning, and she said, I am
Speaker 1: d T f um in another world, I was a
Speaker 1: porn star. I wanted to spend all my time in
Speaker 1: the boom boom room hot opening. Whose doctor is she?
Speaker 1: That's what I want? By the way, stethoscope on the
Speaker 1: sand was my favorite. Lord, I've never seen anyone rock
Speaker 1: the way she did. Yeah, I love that. She was like,
Speaker 1: you didn't get to know me before. I'm a whore
Speaker 1: and a doctor. Yeah, like it was. I was only
Speaker 1: impressed by love. I mean truly, She's such a fun villain.
Speaker 1: You know what I like about it is that we
Speaker 1: thought Shenai, who we know, will cause trouble later. We
Speaker 1: thought the villains that we've already seen are going to
Speaker 1: come in. We haven't. It was a fun because sometimes
Speaker 1: you can get tired of the villains like flavors. So
Speaker 1: what's fun about it is we haven't seen this villain before,
Speaker 1: and it was a new doctor villain, like a horny
Speaker 1: doctor villain. Here for it. Dr bb Katie talked to me, Um,
Speaker 1: I would love to see who her patients are and
Speaker 1: for them to be like, is that, oh, what kind
Speaker 1: of doctor is Like? What did she do? By the way,
Speaker 1: she would have given me the HPV vaccine? Yeah, given
Speaker 1: me the HPV vaccine. Yeah, she's she's she's loose with
Speaker 1: her goose. She's definitely loose with the old goose. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: we have Jacob Tarzan. His whole thing as I love
Speaker 1: Margarite is never saw him order when once on the beach. No,
Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah. And also I feel like he thought
Speaker 1: they were gonna C G C G. I out his
Speaker 1: like thong straps like, so it looked like he was nude,
Speaker 1: but so like I feel like in the past they've
Speaker 1: blurred it to make it look more believably nude like,
Speaker 1: and they should have just blurred the whole thing. But
Speaker 1: it's like clearly a dance belt with a bad leaf
Speaker 1: sewn on. That leaf was bad. It was like a
Speaker 1: green sock. The whole thing was bad. Katie. No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't a fan, wasn't a fan. It was also so gross.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing sexy about that. And like to
Speaker 1: just go up and be like, Hi, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: It's just like I mean, they were like, oh, it
Speaker 1: took balls, but it's also discussed. You're discussing. Then we
Speaker 1: have Genevieve, who we enjoy. Genevieve is hot, but Genevieve
Speaker 1: has to learn how to have her own energy. She
Speaker 1: was already pre upset and she's already lost the fight
Speaker 1: with Yes, she has two hundred bikinies. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: worried about her. She's already pre lost. She's already manifested
Speaker 1: that this woman is going to take whoever she's interested in,
Speaker 1: so and so it shall be by saying it out loud,
Speaker 1: she's made it happen and she's already has no power
Speaker 1: in this dynamic. By saying it, don't say it. Be
Speaker 1: a champion. You're becoming a champion. Act like you're fine,
Speaker 1: fake it till you make it, honey, she needs to
Speaker 1: become a champion. About the Shenana interaction, Genevieve Tanna thoughts, Yeah, Genevieve,
Speaker 1: I mean even during Clayton's season, we saw her sort
Speaker 1: of crumbling down. Remember the therapy day where she just
Speaker 1: like couldn't open up, and I feel like she needs
Speaker 1: to relax and just be herself. Yeah, she's you know,
Speaker 1: she's hot, she's gorgeous. Who she connects with, who's going
Speaker 1: to end up going with Sai or whatever? Like, isn't
Speaker 1: the guy exactly exactly? I just remembers attracted is unwell one,
Speaker 1: but she's playing nice and she was nice. She was
Speaker 1: nice to lose when loose had I know, Ashley I
Speaker 1: has to be a relative. We're gonna do hometowns, we
Speaker 1: need to include her definitely. Who is she? Is? She
Speaker 1: my best friend? That would be the best friend. She's like, okay, Ashley,
Speaker 1: I is my best friend? Great, Okay, love it. That'll
Speaker 1: be a fun segment and for us at least maybe
Speaker 1: not my suit. Does he listen to this podcast? Okay? Good?
Speaker 1: He said, No, I know, he said, he said. He
Speaker 1: said he doesn't like listening to it because then it
Speaker 1: just makes him wish that he was hanging out with me, right.
Speaker 1: He said, he listened to it once and he was like,
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm so impressed. You give everybody room and
Speaker 1: there's so any threads going, but you get a right
Speaker 1: back up onto the trip, like you keep you get back,
Speaker 1: like you keep it organized. It seems like it's off
Speaker 1: the tracks, but you get it back on. He's like,
Speaker 1: that takes skill. You're the queen of something seeming like chaos,
Speaker 1: but you just are like, I'm telling you you're gonna
Speaker 1: love this. I'm telling you that this ship is going
Speaker 1: in the right direction. And then at the end of it.
Speaker 1: It always does like you say something and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like doing that, and then you're like,
Speaker 1: but this one you do want to do? I do
Speaker 1: it and I love it. When I said to you,
Speaker 1: don't be the Queen of France. Get in the car,
Speaker 1: come on, I said, I don't know if I'm gonna go. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, don't be the Queen of France. Getting the
Speaker 1: car you're driving. And by the way, we had a
Speaker 1: great time in the Queen of France. Get in the
Speaker 1: car you're driving, Lucky Suitor. Lucky Lucky said, okay, so
Speaker 1: here we go. So then, look, I mean, who knows,
Speaker 1: we don't you know, I'm not engaged this person, this
Speaker 1: is this is my first boyfriend. But we like him.
Speaker 1: So it's time for him to meet my meet the
Speaker 1: Marines and my best and Ashley I Connetti. I wish
Speaker 1: we could have Mittens on stage. We should have a
Speaker 1: photo of her. We should have a photo of We
Speaker 1: should get a cardboard cut out of Mitten actually honestly,
Speaker 1: bigger than life size. Huge. How do we do that?
Speaker 1: I shouldn't. I could order one and oh, huge. I'll
Speaker 1: order that online because I'm great. I'm great with I'm
Speaker 1: great with my money. I'm great with my money. I
Speaker 1: think that's worth the money. But then what we should
Speaker 1: crowd fund for it? You're right, who wants to give
Speaker 1: us five dollars towards a huge grazing size Mittens? By
Speaker 1: the way, we didn't say it last week talk. It
Speaker 1: was the acting of my life, acting like I was fine.
Speaker 1: When we arrived last week, poor Mittens was not feeling
Speaker 1: up to snuff. And Dr Banana went in because she's
Speaker 1: my physician, to check on her, and she was like
Speaker 1: arden Mitten says, a lump the size of a grapefruit
Speaker 1: on her head. And I said, I only see beauty,
Speaker 1: I don't see flaws. And she was in trouble. I
Speaker 1: had to get her to a cat emergency room. That
Speaker 1: then she they did put like a drain in her
Speaker 1: head and keep it open, and she looked like a
Speaker 1: princess boxer that she had blood all of her nose,
Speaker 1: blood on her paws, which actually looked really cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did, like she looked like she was like she
Speaker 1: was like, she was like, you should see the other
Speaker 1: cat exactly. Let me add her at her anyway, So
Speaker 1: Mittens she ran over. We need to talk about Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my vet called. My vet called, and I was to
Speaker 1: talk about Mittens. And her opening line was, we need
Speaker 1: to talk about me. I don't even know if our
Speaker 1: listeners no, I have another cat was the other cat
Speaker 1: who clearly hates Mittens. I understandably if I've never hated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she goes, we need to Mittens hit me Hitman's and
Speaker 1: the dr Lisa goes, we need to talk about me out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was not happy. Does me I'll have
Speaker 1: enough room? I'm like, it's me and two cats in
Speaker 1: a two bedroom house. She's got enough room. And then
Speaker 1: she goes, does she have enough to doable? She gotta
Speaker 1: get got to get into the junior league. You got
Speaker 1: to get her into sailing one. Okay, okay. Meanwhile, here
Speaker 1: we go Michael the Zaddie. Michael the Zaddie. I didn't say,
Speaker 1: you have new teeth as well as a new body
Speaker 1: fixed up. By the way, he was sweet as can be,
Speaker 1: but I love that he was like, hey, son, I
Speaker 1: left like in the final three from Katie season because
Speaker 1: of my son. But my son is like, why don't
Speaker 1: you go back to that machine and sorry, kids don't
Speaker 1: talk like that. They don't said. The kid was like,
Speaker 1: you're going to pass on Paradise. That's crazy, dad, Like
Speaker 1: like in no world they were all of them titties,
Speaker 1: all the talking. Yeah, those youthful titties on those beach.
Speaker 1: You're gonna pass dad, This guy, I mean anything, I
Speaker 1: guess whatever you have to say to yourself to go
Speaker 1: to sleep at night. By being like I'm going to
Speaker 1: get drunk for a month's son, Like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Yeah, Paradise, You're gonna pass a Paradi. I
Speaker 1: need to say before we go to our first commercial break.
Speaker 1: So we had actually a very nice email that was
Speaker 1: actually a very respectful email of like disagreement and it
Speaker 1: was about Katie So just because he was on Katie's season.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no, it was about
Speaker 1: it was about um, it was about so Michael. So
Speaker 1: Michael was on How okay, here's the email, so we'll
Speaker 1: clear this up before we go. I thought this was
Speaker 1: a way to send in an email that was like
Speaker 1: didn't have their hackles up, but had a question for us. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is from Stevie Love Dr Branana and I'm
Speaker 1: curious about the Bachelor Katie, just like, hello, I'm a
Speaker 1: longtime listener and Patreon member, so I'm asking with obvious
Speaker 1: only curiosity and no negativity. Great opener, Take note everybody,
Speaker 1: what a nice opener like And also for me, if
Speaker 1: I'm feeling ficy, like let me, let me open up
Speaker 1: this email and try to act like this. On the
Speaker 1: latest episode, Tanna mentioned she did not care for Katie Thurston.
Speaker 1: I have a great fondness for post show Katie, So
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what Tanna read that made her dislike her.
Speaker 1: Thank you, continued love to missart in the production team.
Speaker 1: That's a nice email. Well, I just felt that her
Speaker 1: behavior post show felt very like she really wants Like
Speaker 1: she did all these weird like countdowns where she was
Speaker 1: like shading people. I don't know, there was like she
Speaker 1: was constantly kind of causing problems and like coming for
Speaker 1: people and like fighting with Nick vay out. There was
Speaker 1: like so much weird stuff that I was kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't to me, it feels like now you're just
Speaker 1: you wanted this attention to begin with, and yeah, you're
Speaker 1: trying to stay relevant, and but in a way that
Speaker 1: felt um kind of like mean in a way that
Speaker 1: she did a bunch of these I don't know, go
Speaker 1: look at her instagram. I'm sure they're all still up
Speaker 1: in her stories and stuff, like her highlights and stuff.
Speaker 1: But she did a bunch of like weird countdowns where
Speaker 1: she would like call out people say sort of things
Speaker 1: and then like, I don't know, there was an energy. Look,
Speaker 1: it's it's a personal thing. You might let me be into.
Speaker 1: You might not even think gets that mean. But I
Speaker 1: found it very off putting, which then soured me towards
Speaker 1: her when I actually ritually really liked her, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was nice of her to stand up and
Speaker 1: be like someone's being bullied, when usually when you snitch
Speaker 1: as a quick way to get kicks off the show.
Speaker 1: Now I have not followed her at all, so but again,
Speaker 1: I look, what a nice, healthy discourse we just had.
Speaker 1: If all of us could take that, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we're gonna get into the horny shenanagrams
Speaker 1: and we're back. Okay. I love basically to me, and
Speaker 1: you can you can agree or disagree. I feel like
Speaker 1: the first person they send to the beach and in
Speaker 1: my mind, like is like you're our lead, your number one.
Speaker 1: I'm setting you up. So I remember like Carly of
Speaker 1: Carly and Evan, because she had that bad season the
Speaker 1: year before with that guy Kurt, and then they I
Speaker 1: think I think she was first that next season. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like they're like, we are, You're our Cinderella
Speaker 1: is usually a woman we want to give. You are
Speaker 1: happily ever after. You're the lead, You're the pride, You're
Speaker 1: the jewel in the in the horny franchise. Do you
Speaker 1: agree like you felt, You're our heart, you are the Cinderella,
Speaker 1: You're the You're the Bacheloretta the Bachelor wanted Serena to
Speaker 1: be the Bachelor now, yeah, but obviously they chose Gabby
Speaker 1: and Rachel. So I think this is their chance of
Speaker 1: like giving her, giving her she I didn't watch that season,
Speaker 1: but she immediately gave off the vibe of like, why
Speaker 1: aren't you the Bachelor? Like you you've got it all.
Speaker 1: She's got it all. Honestly, I assume I just think
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for her. Oh my god, I mean honest,
Speaker 1: I can't just get to that Harry ahead because I'm okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So Serena is so cute. She wants a ring. Um.
Speaker 1: Next up is the dad. The dad is up, um Michael,
Speaker 1: and then of course your friend daddy goes bro. You're Jack.
Speaker 1: He was like he was jacked. He was Jack. He
Speaker 1: got different, his hair looked maybe darker. I felt like
Speaker 1: there was at least a whitening of the teeth, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I could do my choice to wear
Speaker 1: yellow pestel shorts. I mean I couldn't. I have to say.
Speaker 1: I also loved all these older guys that were kind
Speaker 1: of funny. I like the geriatric millennial who I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I like the guys were kind
Speaker 1: of funny. I loved was like everyone so youthful. I
Speaker 1: actually like, didn't stop laughing. I kept thinking about how
Speaker 1: would I feel if I, as me, was sent onto
Speaker 1: this beach, and I would think I would feel old
Speaker 1: and I would feel old, but I would also be like,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest, how lucky, how I It would
Speaker 1: be so psyche. I would have so much I would
Speaker 1: just won an actual luxury hotel. I would feel, yes,
Speaker 1: I would be I have to share a room with
Speaker 1: I don't want people to keep commenting on my age.
Speaker 1: If I could put in my contract that nobody could
Speaker 1: mention my age. I think I just act. I would
Speaker 1: like that, I know can can play thirty four. They'd
Speaker 1: be like drinking too much, and I'd be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna if I drank, I'd feel it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'd be I feel so bloated to like I can't
Speaker 1: drink and sit in a bikini. It's one or the other. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we have Andrew the football player who speaks
Speaker 1: with the British accent. He's so cute, He's so cute,
Speaker 1: he's so cute, and I we can We'll get to
Speaker 1: it later. But it was the quietest restaurant I have
Speaker 1: ever that was that had the least at least to
Speaker 1: send them to town and have some like strumming local magician,
Speaker 1: like a magician that yeah, I close up magic illusionists.
Speaker 1: So then we have Genevieve is there and he goes
Speaker 1: to Michael goes she's so youthful. Ever, so youthful. I
Speaker 1: couldn't That's what I texted you guys are about. I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop leaving that. We kept calling my gun so youthful.
Speaker 1: I mean, by the way, if you're thirty seven year
Speaker 1: old widower and you're dealing with a ten year old
Speaker 1: boy like your life is and here comes Genevieve. You're like,
Speaker 1: this is a different day to day. He needs somebody
Speaker 1: who they don't have anybody over thirty except for Loose. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that Johnny comes right in. Doesn't even talk to
Speaker 1: the guys. These guys are so passive though, like, go
Speaker 1: talk to the women. Don't just stand at the bar,
Speaker 1: like why why are the cute? Uh? Andrew and Michael
Speaker 1: like go talk to the women. Andrew seems very shy.
Speaker 1: And so then Johnny comes in and I was like, yeah, whatever, Haley,
Speaker 1: where's the cocaine? Where's the cocaine? And there and the
Speaker 1: guys are watching them like he's really aisled in for
Speaker 1: the women. I will say I appreciate that so far
Speaker 1: there's no ship stirs and the guys yet yeah, they
Speaker 1: all seem nice and there and again, do I remember
Speaker 1: maybe Johnny was a little bit stuck with Casey? Was
Speaker 1: he was like kind of he talked like we saw
Speaker 1: Casey a lot, what season it was? How fast I
Speaker 1: forget everybody? I remember liking Casey. He has like he
Speaker 1: had like good points, but he you know, there was
Speaker 1: no connection with that's right. He was just like hanging
Speaker 1: with the guys. I'm here for the geriatric Molla. Then
Speaker 1: we oh, this is a fun edition Teddy the Virgin.
Speaker 1: She's so cute. She was, and by the way, they
Speaker 1: pointed out, she was the most confident vision in the world.
Speaker 1: And andrews, right, she's confident. She and Andrew seemed perfect.
Speaker 1: Oh they're so cute. No, I said, right, you're so cute.
Speaker 1: And by the way, so Andrew, as soon as she
Speaker 1: walked in, he was like, she's he's been waiting for her,
Speaker 1: so cute, and he's just like, couldn't even talk to like.
Speaker 1: But then they went and talked and you could see that. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: now because of Instagram and everything, people pre game. They
Speaker 1: pre game and they're like, I feel like I know
Speaker 1: you already, but don't even know, like you could tell
Speaker 1: that they've been messaging. There's been a message situation. Think like,
Speaker 1: don't they have like events where these people meeting but
Speaker 1: I don't can't see talked about it that they all
Speaker 1: go hang out and I think they already were trying
Speaker 1: to form things of you keep me when were there, Like, well,
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Last year. But like I do, I
Speaker 1: do wonder if like Andrew and Teddy talked or Brandon
Speaker 1: and Serene. I feel like Andrew and Teddy message it
Speaker 1: didn't seem like they've met in person. And I also
Speaker 1: feel like Serene and Brandon because they were like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's even better person. I feel like there's
Speaker 1: been pregame flirting as you're not like as long as
Speaker 1: they're you're not doing what Brandon and Piper where they
Speaker 1: were actually dating. Yeah, where they were fully dating. They
Speaker 1: went on the show together and they knew that they
Speaker 1: weren't going to be on right away. That was such
Speaker 1: a heartbreak. My my hot messages his roofer who dressed
Speaker 1: like the rock with the Fannie pack and the black
Speaker 1: turtleneck and the gold chain, and then he turned out
Speaker 1: to be trashed. Okay, So then we have Casey. Oh
Speaker 1: so then he goes to talk to Teddy and he's
Speaker 1: got a smiley faced tonail. Yeah that was Andrew, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was so. Then Casey comes in, geriatric millennial Hayley
Speaker 1: Brittany um, and then um here comes Hunter. People are
Speaker 1: talking about I'm a messy bitch. Um. Then we have
Speaker 1: Crra she was so cute. She does glow and Michael
Speaker 1: is like, so fun, She's so fun, she's so cute.
Speaker 1: The shots and they got all over her like chest
Speaker 1: and yeah, I know, she's stunning, stunning. Meanwhile, Tarzan and
Speaker 1: the thong and the leaf, um, that's getting old. Ye
Speaker 1: always naked guy, it's no fun. Yeah, you're like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you're going to be off in five second to make
Speaker 1: all the women. I'm comfortable. So all the guys are
Speaker 1: talking about how all the women are from Clayton season
Speaker 1: and they said it's Clayton's Island. It grossed me out
Speaker 1: by the way Clayton and Susie have broken up, yes
Speaker 1: good in a statement that nobody cared about. Didn't even
Speaker 1: catch news. I don't think she comes uh green eyes,
Speaker 1: green titties, green eyes. I mean I love how like
Speaker 1: they're like they're talking being like it's so mean because
Speaker 1: Genevieve is like, I really hope she's not here. Of course,
Speaker 1: they're just literally here to crack Genevieve like the whole producer.
Speaker 1: That is what it feels like they are, and they're
Speaker 1: going to succeed. It's so easy, and she's not going
Speaker 1: to be about I mean, I'm really nervous for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she can't handle it. Meanwhile, Cheney likes Jacob um Uh,
Speaker 1: Genevieve is already pregame, upset. I'm worried she's gonna take
Speaker 1: away any man. I like, it's like, yeah, she is
Speaker 1: that attitude. Don't be come she needs champion less. Become
Speaker 1: a champion. It's good to see you. Yeah, don't put
Speaker 1: the words out there. They talk to her more, don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have to ignore. You can make small talk,
Speaker 1: but you don't have to be your friend. Just be
Speaker 1: your own person. You know one thing. If you're a
Speaker 1: round her, be pleasant. That's it. You do. Not attractive
Speaker 1: to see someone. Just be paranoid. Literally, as what Step
Speaker 1: said to me, become a champion is, don't speak against
Speaker 1: yourself because you're giving other people arrows to shoot you with,
Speaker 1: even if it's just to the universe, Like if you're
Speaker 1: speaking against yourself on camera, like like you're already putting
Speaker 1: out there that you're gonna lose, and don't learn from
Speaker 1: that to who who? I mean? I mean, look, we
Speaker 1: all can we all can we all get insecure? We've
Speaker 1: all been cheated on, We've all had people taken away,
Speaker 1: like just don't say it, don't speak against yourself, like
Speaker 1: act like like I know it's hard because they're away
Speaker 1: from their friends and family, but fake it till you
Speaker 1: make it, like you got to because it's like just
Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in the same pattern you want to
Speaker 1: take a on you like, don't do it to yourself.
Speaker 1: Do things good point. You know, don't be the Queen
Speaker 1: of France getting the car you're driving. You know, that's
Speaker 1: also good advice anybody you're driving. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to go, and you're like,
Speaker 1: don't be the Queen France. And the way we have
Speaker 1: to post those photos, Yeah, let's do it today, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: this week, this week, we're gonna post them this week. Okay, great, Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have new two point. Oh, Genevieve's losing
Speaker 1: her mind. The guy's like, oh, her green eyes, her
Speaker 1: eyes matches that swimsuit, I mean her titties. Meanwhile, Genevieve
Speaker 1: likes Justin, who gives all the memes the eyes in
Speaker 1: the faces. Justin did have good faces. He's fun. So
Speaker 1: then she's like so then he pulls immediately Genevieve aside.
Speaker 1: She can't believe it. Um, He's like, She's like, you're
Speaker 1: ringing sneakers on the beach. She's like, there's some ladies
Speaker 1: that are freaked out with guy's feet out. He does
Speaker 1: have a point. Some women here, definitely some woman hates
Speaker 1: but you are on the beat, but you're on the beach.
Speaker 1: Sandals would have been much hotter. Yeah, the birkenstocks thick, thick,
Speaker 1: go up to your knees. Meanwhile, she has she has
Speaker 1: crocks there that have all the little things on it,
Speaker 1: including including a norwal. He said a couple very dumb
Speaker 1: things because he said that, and then was he the
Speaker 1: one that was like trying to say words in Spanish
Speaker 1: And then he was like, yeah, I know, I know
Speaker 1: some Spanish, but not Mexican. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: miss that. I missed that. I was like, what I
Speaker 1: miss that? I miss that. I didn't hear that. So
Speaker 1: then they also said, he goes, I love fruit. I
Speaker 1: love fruit. Pears are super underrated, and she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't like parents. They were talking about fruit. I honestly thought, like,
Speaker 1: you belong, you belong together, and please don't ever talk
Speaker 1: to anyone else again, because I can't imagine anything more
Speaker 1: boring than like pineapples or pears. Who gives the fun? Literally? Agree? Agree?
Speaker 1: Can I just I would pick a pineapple and cut
Speaker 1: this out if it's insane? But um, someone offered my
Speaker 1: dad a pair this weekend and he deep throated that
Speaker 1: thing in a way that disturbed me. It was was
Speaker 1: gone in a second. Pas like a snake, like a snake.
Speaker 1: You're at like a snake eating a mouse. And I'm sorry, Dad,
Speaker 1: if you're listening with you never will but like it
Speaker 1: shook me to to to you're a you're gonna choke.
Speaker 1: I almost want your dad to play my dad in hometown.
Speaker 1: He would actually be perfect. It would be so fun.
Speaker 1: That's much like my dad, much like my dad on brand.
Speaker 1: I hope Jennef even justin have a pair of themed
Speaker 1: weeating that is called like, aren't we a pair? And
Speaker 1: they're both dressed as PAMs but she pairs, remember she said, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that'll be the lynch pin. If there bromance are
Speaker 1: it's kind of okay, I s k I s can officiate. Meanwhile, Um, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Shiney and tar Zan are like kissing. They're tongue kissing
Speaker 1: kissing like Oh my god, it's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: And he goes, and then and then they go. He goes,
Speaker 1: I feel like a baby dolphins, seeing um what the
Speaker 1: ocean has to offer. The editing as great as always,
Speaker 1: And then he goes, I told myself I won't have
Speaker 1: sex the first night. She's like, they're not like sex Tarzan. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: then he immediately runs into the ocean with a girl
Speaker 1: in a surround. Yeah, I can't the girl I've never
Speaker 1: seen before, never never. That could have been me. It
Speaker 1: should have been me. If you gotta put cast her castmate, Okay. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Lace come and people were rude to her. She was
Speaker 1: a star of the franchise and they did not give
Speaker 1: her the respect that she deserved because she is a star.
Speaker 1: But now she's like geriatrics and they're like, there's none.
Speaker 1: But it's like seven years later, no one knows, or
Speaker 1: it's been six years. They're like, you have no place here.
Speaker 1: Once she was like, I really work done myself and
Speaker 1: then immediately started spiraling. I was like, my thing is like, oh,
Speaker 1: you worked on yourself and then you came back to
Speaker 1: be I mean that is not good. Wasn't she not
Speaker 1: drinking for a little bit and now she's drinking again.
Speaker 1: She stopped drinking. Remember she was with Grant before Grant
Speaker 1: went to Australia. I do remember the firefighter and then
Speaker 1: he had a situation on the stairwell. He ate out
Speaker 1: somebody's he got eaten out by his friend on the
Speaker 1: stair and then she left to become the bachelorette of Australia.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's I love her lives. I love her lives. Also,
Speaker 1: I love how many seasons as I've seen that. I like,
Speaker 1: four minutes later, I remember no one and then it's like,
Speaker 1: deep in the gray matter of my brain, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's right. She got eating out by his friend and
Speaker 1: a stairwell and like the Hollywood Hills, and then she
Speaker 1: became the baschelor of Australia. I mean, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: We're dragging my brother, who's like a fucking like computer
Speaker 1: program or like a coder, on to talk about this.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. Okay. Meanwhile, logan, um, we also
Speaker 1: have I've gotten a response from grocery store Joe. There's
Speaker 1: a chance he also might be there. They're so cute together,
Speaker 1: so there's a chance they one of them might be there.
Speaker 1: I'm really trying. I'm gonna I'm gonna keep pushing it.
Speaker 1: No word from Peter Pilot, but we're trying. But grocery
Speaker 1: store Joe and Ashley, I would be so fun. Maybe Serena,
Speaker 1: maybe a Jared so hot Okay. Meanwhile, Brandon Um, Serene
Speaker 1: wants him, um wants to find I don't know, they
Speaker 1: just want to meet each other, okay, but that's why
Speaker 1: she wants to find her person. She's waiting for Brandon.
Speaker 1: When is he coming? And then there he is? And
Speaker 1: then oh my god, he's just like a durable so
Speaker 1: and She's like, I've been waiting for you. What do
Speaker 1: you even do? I'm a personal trainer her and then
Speaker 1: she goes. I can tell. I just love the way
Speaker 1: that he went right up to her. It's just like
Speaker 1: staying kind of talk to you, and like they just
Speaker 1: immediately off. Like I think their soul mates, Like I
Speaker 1: really think they do too agree with they don't end together.
Speaker 1: I'm going to just stop watching this in her friends,
Speaker 1: are you going to at tire yourself? With? Its core
Speaker 1: to Brian and I when we jump off the John,
Speaker 1: because I really think that they were just so like
Speaker 1: and That's why I wondered, like maybe they had spoken
Speaker 1: like m because there was clearly like something already there,
Speaker 1: but like he was just like immediate. It was so
Speaker 1: it felt it felt real, and it felt like new
Speaker 1: and exciting. Yeah, it felt exciting. I agree with together
Speaker 1: and then she goes, he goes, I was nervous as
Speaker 1: hell to talk to you, and then he goes, you've
Speaker 1: got I want to kiss you eyes. But then they
Speaker 1: kept talking for a second and then they kissed, which
Speaker 1: I liked. They didn't rush anything, yes, and then he
Speaker 1: said I told myself I wasn't going to kiss anyone
Speaker 1: day one. But they kissed. They were so cute fast.
Speaker 1: But particularly if they've but if they've been chatting for
Speaker 1: a while and they know they're gonna get kicked and
Speaker 1: they know that they're gonna get kicked off if they
Speaker 1: don't kiss, you gotta kiss to stay. You gotta kiss
Speaker 1: to stay, kiss to kiss to stay. Okay, um, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and come back and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about Jill. Guys, that's right here, and we're back. Jill
Speaker 1: is here, and she's like, the guys are really passive.
Speaker 1: She's waiting for Actually, Jill had the fake black cat. Yes,
Speaker 1: Jill had the fake black cat. Mittens we need a
Speaker 1: black cat with us on stage. I think we if
Speaker 1: we pull them off from Dally. You know what, let's
Speaker 1: take somebody bring a cat, put it at just told
Speaker 1: them and you let anyone who brings the cat in
Speaker 1: just bring the cat. We need to talk about me now.
Speaker 1: We need to talk. We need to talk. That's like
Speaker 1: an after school special. It really is, because there is
Speaker 1: that movie we need to talk about Kevin Miller playing Associo. Yes,
Speaker 1: um so uh. Jill I was talking about how the
Speaker 1: guys are very passive and she's waiting for Romeo, and
Speaker 1: Romeo walks in Jesse Eyeballs's body and um and ru.
Speaker 1: I couldn't count of times that poor guy must get that.
Speaker 1: That's a tough name. I had to say, Jill rob
Speaker 1: me the wrong way at the beginning, only because there's
Speaker 1: one expression I hate more than anything in the world.
Speaker 1: Let your freak flag fly. I hate it. It reminds
Speaker 1: me of like the P flag, like the parents of
Speaker 1: lesbians and gates and like that's their first cool thing
Speaker 1: to say. Don't you want to know what I hate?
Speaker 1: I hate from um, I hate from Portland and Austin,
Speaker 1: two cities that I love. I hate. Keep Portland's weird,
Speaker 1: key awesome. There's nothing cool or edgy about saying keep
Speaker 1: it weird, like there's nothing weird about that. Don't make
Speaker 1: signs that say that about your town, don't make t shirt,
Speaker 1: don't make bumper but because your towns are great. I
Speaker 1: hate those espressions. Just be yourself. Yeah yeah, and if
Speaker 1: you're weird or not, look even people that aren't weird.
Speaker 1: We're all fucking psycho to We're all banana. We're all
Speaker 1: on our journeys. Not me. No, you've figured it out.
Speaker 1: I'm perfect. You're the Oh that's why you're going to
Speaker 1: play the part of j J. Are you my mom?
Speaker 1: I think mom, And I'm gonna hit on a suit
Speaker 1: the whole time. And then we're my best friend, Ashley.
Speaker 1: I can Eddie what a grocery store is he? My
Speaker 1: grocer is your grocer like I brought him because he
Speaker 1: always he has never led me wrong. I take all
Speaker 1: of my dating problems to my grocer astely. And by
Speaker 1: the way, we make quite a pair dressing his pairs
Speaker 1: singers parents. Okay, so uh so. Then Jill Romeo walks in,
Speaker 1: and so it turns out he's like, I hung out
Speaker 1: with a few of Clayton's girls. I didn't love the
Speaker 1: phrasing of that. Um, Jill and Kira, you know, we
Speaker 1: went to school together. And then so he pulls school
Speaker 1: I actually missed him somebody. He went to school with somebody.
Speaker 1: So then he pulls Jill aside and he goes, how's
Speaker 1: your cat? And she's like, come on, we're actually kind
Speaker 1: of friends. Romeo. Um. She's like, I cared about you.
Speaker 1: We had a good thing going and he's like, I
Speaker 1: kissed Kira. It's like and then I mean and then meanwhile,
Speaker 1: up comes dr Kira and she with her fucking doc
Speaker 1: double d s and she goes, Jill leaves. She's like,
Speaker 1: Kira drinks her drink. The most shocking thing about it
Speaker 1: was there were about four SIPs left in that drink.
Speaker 1: That was so disgusted. That's so that most of that
Speaker 1: drink had already been drunk. And she's like, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Can you're mad? Jid? That is so does all backwashwah.
Speaker 1: Also during COVID, I know they've all been like quarantined
Speaker 1: and tested, but like we're all kissing each other is covid.
Speaker 1: You want the last four SIPs of my drink? That
Speaker 1: is so disgusting. So uh so Jill Um. Jill has
Speaker 1: her with the last three SIPs drank and Um took
Speaker 1: the drink and then she's like, I was good friends
Speaker 1: with Kiratt. You know, Kira is the instigator here watching
Speaker 1: what happened later. Meanwhile, all the girls do cartwheels in
Speaker 1: the sand and Genevieve eat ship was of course because
Speaker 1: you probably said at the beginning, I can't do a
Speaker 1: car wheel. I'm gonna I'm gonna eat ship exactly. You
Speaker 1: can't put the word down. You got to become a champion, okay.
Speaker 1: So then Michael goes um. So then they were spraying
Speaker 1: each other's asses with Spuntan lotion, Serene and somebody else
Speaker 1: and they were hot cross bunds. I think it was
Speaker 1: Serene and Tarzan crade each other's asses with sun black
Speaker 1: and said we're hot cross buns. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Michael says I'm too old for this, and he starts
Speaker 1: talking to Brittany Hayley. Yeah, and then Hayley I know,
Speaker 1: and then Hayley, who we don't know. She um, she's
Speaker 1: like Michael's zadie. He is a zaddie. Would you date
Speaker 1: Michael me? Neither? Okay? Um uh so then so then
Speaker 1: the rules of the game get established. Find love or
Speaker 1: you will be sent home. No pressure, find love, love
Speaker 1: or you will be sent home. Um. So Lace is
Speaker 1: stressed out. The guys have the roses. Of course they
Speaker 1: always have. The guys have the roses first, it's sexist.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I also feel like, in is
Speaker 1: Demi going to be the only person that also dates girls? Like,
Speaker 1: can we get some gay couples? Can we get some
Speaker 1: by couple? Like, like, let's go, let's let's just throw
Speaker 1: in some gay couples. Let's like, let's staring people that, like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? It feels so dated, It
Speaker 1: feels like throw in. They had a buy lead, but
Speaker 1: I feel like throwing ten people, throwing ten people that
Speaker 1: either are either gay or identify it, like just like
Speaker 1: like it make it so much. They keep trying to
Speaker 1: spice up the franchise like that would make it interesting
Speaker 1: and actually current and trail. Okay, okay, great, okay. So meanwhile, um,
Speaker 1: Laces stressed out. Kira is like again reiterated for the
Speaker 1: second time. I just want to go to the boom
Speaker 1: Boom room. Um. Andrew likes Teddy, Um, the doctor likes Tarzan,
Speaker 1: Tarzan forgets the name of the doctor. Uh um. All
Speaker 1: the girls like Michael Ay and then and then we
Speaker 1: see Wells. I wanted Wells earlier late. I guess he
Speaker 1: only comes at night. I was gonna say, I think
Speaker 1: he only does night, right, but like we haven't seen
Speaker 1: to be I felt like I felt like he should
Speaker 1: have been like on the beach with Jesse last year
Speaker 1: because they didn't have a real host. He was there more.
Speaker 1: I want more aware They're just they're giving us Jessie only,
Speaker 1: which sucks because it should it should have been Wells. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: they should said Jesse, you can a bachelor, and bachelor
Speaker 1: at Wells gets paradise. That's how I feel. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: confused why he's not even hosting Paradise because they're stupid.
Speaker 1: So here we go. We finally see Wells. Teddy likes
Speaker 1: Andrew and incomes a date card and it's Andrew and
Speaker 1: he goes, Teddy, will you take a shot of love
Speaker 1: with me? Which felt like the name of the show
Speaker 1: was shot shot Yes, which I watched okay Um and
Speaker 1: they go to Vedentall the hotel that it looks insane.
Speaker 1: I hate it insane, the lights of rainbow lights, it looks.
Speaker 1: It looks like I love I like a little I
Speaker 1: like like a paradise type hotel, but then I also
Speaker 1: love an insane resort. But Videnta looks nothing gets Vandenda.
Speaker 1: It looks so bananas. I'm like, who chooses to stay there?
Speaker 1: I would never in a million years, By the way,
Speaker 1: go in that Margarita hot tub. Not all it looked disgusting.
Speaker 1: Do you think they built that for the show where
Speaker 1: that that's the thing I think they built over the
Speaker 1: show because the show is obsessed with disgusting, weird food things.
Speaker 1: And also hot tubs that are just still water because
Speaker 1: they bubbles make noise. It gross so disgust. I don't
Speaker 1: know why the bubbles make hot tubs less gross, but
Speaker 1: there's something so nasty about still water. Hotti, you're taking
Speaker 1: a bath with somebody, Yeah, and you know it's probably
Speaker 1: looser war. You know it's not hot, you circulating, you
Speaker 1: know it's not hot. I got hives once from a
Speaker 1: hot tub that my friend got secondhand, and then I
Speaker 1: invited me over for a soak, and then I got
Speaker 1: hives all over my body. Secondhand hot tub. What do
Speaker 1: you do when you buy a house from somebody and
Speaker 1: it has an old hot top? You? Yeah, I don't know, Okay.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile they go they go to the Vedante. They
Speaker 1: have a giant drink. Here's to taking a shot at love.
Speaker 1: He said it again, and then they're giggling, and he's intimidated.
Speaker 1: He's so nervous. He's like the anticipation of meeting you.
Speaker 1: I was hopeful's adorable. Oh my god, he's so cute. Um,
Speaker 1: and and like she's like, I was trying to play
Speaker 1: it cool. Um. He's like, I'm a nervous wreck and
Speaker 1: they go it's so quiet in here, you can hear
Speaker 1: a pin drop. He's so nervous, he forgot what he
Speaker 1: was saying. I mean, they didn't say much, but they're
Speaker 1: so cute together. I like that when he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: a nervous wrecker. Like he goes, I tried to play
Speaker 1: cool and did I And she goes no, And then
Speaker 1: I like that he goes, you seem very confident, which
Speaker 1: I loved. Um. And they're just like they're so cute,
Speaker 1: very sweet. Yeah, he's I hope he can get it
Speaker 1: together because somebody else will swoop in and try and
Speaker 1: steal her. And he needs to be able to like
Speaker 1: participate a little more accompident himself. He's to be a champion.
Speaker 1: I like that. He's just adorable. He is. Meanwhile, um,
Speaker 1: there's crabs and Genevieve. Justin um, um Justin, and Justin
Speaker 1: is talking to Genevieve. Um. He's like, I'm not dead
Speaker 1: and gone, I'm interested in you. And she's like that
Speaker 1: surprises me. You seem very uninterested. All I wanted to
Speaker 1: do was how you stop talking? Stop talking. She's like,
Speaker 1: actions speak louder than words. And then they kiss. She's like,
Speaker 1: Justin is a great kiss her and then they kiss
Speaker 1: him the hot tub, and then she gave her his
Speaker 1: shoes in their huge suit shoes. Yeah, why say you
Speaker 1: seem uninterested when that wasn't even the case. He went
Speaker 1: right up to you and talk to you like, why
Speaker 1: don't you just own your fucking power in that moment
Speaker 1: and play it cool. Stop speaking against yourself. Everybody you
Speaker 1: have the lego. You have the leg up. It's embar.
Speaker 1: It's really bad. This is lessons for all because we've
Speaker 1: all done this watching it from somebody else. It's unattractive.
Speaker 1: It felt like she was about to blow it up
Speaker 1: before you kissed her. Don't do this, don't do this,
Speaker 1: um uh teddy. Her goal is just to be herself
Speaker 1: in here. And then she goes yeah. She goes yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: She goes, are you proposing? Um, you need to do better.
Speaker 1: He goes, you have an aura. I stumbled my words.
Speaker 1: You remind me, she said, you remind me of joy. Um.
Speaker 1: That's one of the big things, because you'd confidence I'm
Speaker 1: attracted to that. And then they kiss and then they
Speaker 1: get in the margarita. I don't know how they could
Speaker 1: fit in there. It was so small. It was like
Speaker 1: a mug and it was like green. It was like
Speaker 1: a hot cocoa mug. Meanwhile, Johnny is saying, I like
Speaker 1: it when a girl can eat, and then they kissed.
Speaker 1: It was it was Sierra who was that hunter Hunter.
Speaker 1: I can eat and then I'll poop it out. I can't. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Michael and Sierra Brandon and Serene lay is in the bed,
Speaker 1: so she's pouting. She's like, this is a boring se
Speaker 1: I thought that was so fresh by the way, I
Speaker 1: actually really appreciated her being in bed, being like this, No,
Speaker 1: but this like sucks an. I loved Brandon imitating her
Speaker 1: and that not Brandon the geriatric millennial Casey Casey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my season was so much better. This season is boring.
Speaker 1: She's like, I am the prettiest I have ever been.
Speaker 1: And she's in bed and she's like, no one listens.
Speaker 1: Everyone walks away and lo and behold, Cheney comes and
Speaker 1: it's the kind one to loose. And she's like, because
Speaker 1: she's probably like loose, I can't be the villain here.
Speaker 1: You are so much worse than me. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: just I gotta wake you up, baby, Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: to look good next to somebody and I look, hint,
Speaker 1: I gotta wake you up. I gotta wind up the
Speaker 1: wind up doll to like have you go, like to
Speaker 1: have a path of destruction. So then um, she's like
Speaker 1: everyone was walking away. I feel like a dog chasing everyone.
Speaker 1: She's like not, She's like even you, She's like, well,
Speaker 1: we were talking to the guys. She's like, I haven't
Speaker 1: talked to one guy this is And then um, so
Speaker 1: then Na is like just come on, and so then
Speaker 1: loose goes, all right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: fake at fuck, which I love because she was Also
Speaker 1: she was like, at least just go say hi to well.
Speaker 1: She was like fine, And so that she goes out,
Speaker 1: she tells everyone's her birthday. It was so weird, very
Speaker 1: like personality disorder. I love fake, like you did a
Speaker 1: great job working on yourself. Like I was like, it's
Speaker 1: my birthday. So then she's like they ran with it.
Speaker 1: So then Logan gives her a cake. Logan brings her
Speaker 1: little cake. They blow it out her own care. Did
Speaker 1: they bring the cake? She goes and look and they're kissing.
Speaker 1: He's like, happy birthday. How old are you? Like, no,
Speaker 1: you see their name, not their age. Weird. He was
Speaker 1: trying to get birthday like she's not thirty two. He's not.
Speaker 1: There's not thirty you right um? And she's like she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty two. I don't have time to waste. I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in anyone, but you two. You know what
Speaker 1: you want you or what I'm looking for. And he goes,
Speaker 1: She's like, what are you looking for? He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm twenty six. She's like, I gotta go. He's like, wait, lose, lose, lose.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that was happening. I loved him, but
Speaker 1: like he met so many women, he didn't know who
Speaker 1: she was. Why the funk would you think someone's name
Speaker 1: is loose Lucy or like Luz, Like like I don't
Speaker 1: know I was. I was like, I mean she like
Speaker 1: like he really just met you and there's a lot
Speaker 1: Just correct and be like, oh, it's not loose. That's
Speaker 1: really funny. It's lace everyone called me loose. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm loosey goosey. I'm loosey goosey. She goes why, she goes,
Speaker 1: why did you just call me Louis? And then she
Speaker 1: goes Lucy Gucy that she's upset. She's like, funk this
Speaker 1: And so then a crab shows up. Sierra and Michael
Speaker 1: are talking. They're calling him a daddy and he says,
Speaker 1: which is like the total old perv move. You have
Speaker 1: an old soul creditory I can't. That's like I know
Speaker 1: i'm your teacher, but you have an absolute teacher students. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you're a teacher, but you get me. You know,
Speaker 1: you're only seventeen, but you have an old soul. My
Speaker 1: bitch wife who wants me to pay the mortgage. She's like,
Speaker 1: so cranky, But you have an old soul, my wife
Speaker 1: who wants me to actually like pick the kids up
Speaker 1: from soccer that I had with her when I made
Speaker 1: her have them. But you have an old soul. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then this um, she's like that, she asked, what's
Speaker 1: what's the hardest part of being a single father? Honestly
Speaker 1: the most like engaging question anyone's after ever asked on
Speaker 1: Paradise and he which I thought was actually insightful and honest. Again,
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you the cold shoulder, but none of
Speaker 1: the ambers are all Sorry, I gotta actually look at you.
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm creating memories and there's no one to
Speaker 1: share them with. And every time there's a new memory
Speaker 1: with my son, this person won't be there to have them.
Speaker 1: That was a good answer. That was a good answer.
Speaker 1: That must be hard, um. And and then he's like,
Speaker 1: Cira's so pretty, her skin is glowing, and she has
Speaker 1: an old soul. Okay. Meanwhile, Jill and Romeo and Kira,
Speaker 1: Kira steals the drink um and then Jill is like
Speaker 1: she's always gone after guys, I like, um, you have
Speaker 1: to show me actions and uh, Romeo says to Jill,
Speaker 1: I like you, okay, I really like you. I don't
Speaker 1: have a connection with Kira. I want um. I wanted
Speaker 1: to move on and have a date with you, Like
Speaker 1: I really I want to clean slate. She's like, I
Speaker 1: need more action from you. It's not going to work
Speaker 1: between them period the end. No one changes that fast.
Speaker 1: And also like, I don't know the detail else, but
Speaker 1: it sounds like at the end he might have even
Speaker 1: ghosted you, Like it sounds like it was sort of
Speaker 1: like what happened. I thought we were buddies, like yeah,
Speaker 1: and we were hanging out, like this is not her guy, No,
Speaker 1: he fucked her over. It sounds like So then the
Speaker 1: doctor Um and Kira the doctor Kira and Romeo. Um.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not here to make good decisions. Why
Speaker 1: are you here, sir Um? Which is incredible. She's incredible.
Speaker 1: She and Jill are my favorite couple. I hope they
Speaker 1: make it. They're incredible. And she walks up and she says,
Speaker 1: what is the game plan? Meanwhile, Jill is crying and
Speaker 1: she started screaming, screaming, screaming, stream screaming um and then
Speaker 1: she's like uh. And then Romeo was like, Jill and
Speaker 1: I were starting to connect. So so he's talking, Romeo
Speaker 1: pulls Kira pulls Romeo inside, and he's afraid of her.
Speaker 1: And I thought I thought she was going to convince
Speaker 1: him to about but she felt like it's like she's
Speaker 1: his dominatrix. Well, it was really messed up. How like
Speaker 1: they were sitting there making out, like having a go
Speaker 1: hunt and then you see Kira see them and just
Speaker 1: bel she goes, right, you do not. So then she
Speaker 1: goes she's like, look, Julee and I started connecting, and
Speaker 1: she goes really and he's like, look, I just don't
Speaker 1: want for anything. I don't want our friendship to interfere
Speaker 1: friendship with me and Jill. And he goes, I'm asking like, basically,
Speaker 1: I'm asking you a favor. Can you let me pursue
Speaker 1: Jill in peace? It's like, you're a grown man. Don't
Speaker 1: be on the bed talking to her right now? What
Speaker 1: is she like? Why didn't over He should have said like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm like kicking it with Jill right now, and yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what should have happen. He was asking permission from
Speaker 1: his dominator to pursue her, and then um, the doctor
Speaker 1: she goes, fine, I'll let you do that. It's like,
Speaker 1: it was like, why are you she? Why does she?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Sir? My mom is enraged outside
Speaker 1: the bird and then ki It goes, I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything to deserve this, Fuck her, fuck him, I hate them.
Speaker 1: And then she goes on a bee line over to
Speaker 1: Jill and she's like, can we talk for a suck?
Speaker 1: Was your problem with me? You're and she's like, you
Speaker 1: interrupted me in Romeo and I was I was interrupted.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, I was in Romeo and um, so
Speaker 1: all the ladies are watching them. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: hand movements while they're fighting, and then, in a brilliant move,
Speaker 1: the doctor, who's been nothing but an asshole, says to Jill,
Speaker 1: I feel gas lit by you and Romeo. For sure,
Speaker 1: I feel gasolt by you and Romeo. You told me
Speaker 1: he's just a friend. Um, I feel disrespected by you.
Speaker 1: And she's like, what, because you're slut shaming me. I
Speaker 1: didn't get She's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, she just sucks.
Speaker 1: And then so then he's talking to Wells and he goes,
Speaker 1: if I hadn't kiss Kira in the club, and Wells
Speaker 1: is like, was it a good kid? Us? And you
Speaker 1: could tell it was, You could tell it was, and
Speaker 1: you know it was more than a kiss. You know
Speaker 1: it was more than a kill. Um and he goes
Speaker 1: and then Jill has been played perfectly by this gaslight
Speaker 1: or doctor and perfect. I couldn't believe that Jill was
Speaker 1: that easily manipulated. She goes, I just feel crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, I feel crazy. Meanwhile, she's crying. Brandon hugs her.
Speaker 1: Kira decides to go on a rampage. Um. Romeo and
Speaker 1: Jill are shackles and I am taking them off and um.
Speaker 1: And then she goes and she snuggles with Casey the
Speaker 1: old millennial, and she starts, she starts rubbing his nipples.
Speaker 1: She goes, my mom's gonna kill me. She goes, let's
Speaker 1: go to the boom broom room, make your dad press,
Speaker 1: make your dad proud. Horrified, like this girl needs help,
Speaker 1: Like there's something going on. It's I think she thinks
Speaker 1: like television. She wants air time. And I think there's
Speaker 1: some weird brake with her where she was like I
Speaker 1: came off as a prude or maybe or and she
Speaker 1: had no air time. She had no air time. She
Speaker 1: showed up at Clayton's thing with just she had her
Speaker 1: doctor's coat on in lingerie underneath. You didn't she didn't
Speaker 1: come up, prude, you did not come up. She's been
Speaker 1: dying for attention this whole time. And then you just
Speaker 1: met Casey who was just like, oh no, my mother.
Speaker 1: And then the boom boom she does that. She does
Speaker 1: the like the nibble rub dress up or something like.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't seem authentic at all. It was like weird, weird. Meanwhile, Genevieve,
Speaker 1: and this is like the kiss of death. Do not
Speaker 1: in and in the moment say, on a scale of
Speaker 1: one to ten, I'm at in eleven. I like justin
Speaker 1: nothing could go wrong except for Victoria f coming up
Speaker 1: with a date card in birkenstocks. I was shocked by her.
Speaker 1: She was she she would steal Allegedly, she would steal
Speaker 1: the husbands of married like naval guys in Virginia. Like
Speaker 1: she's true, she's at horny and trouble and which they
Speaker 1: were in her hometown. Like she got approached by someone
Speaker 1: who's like, you sucked my husband. And then also like
Speaker 1: she and they went to a quick clean and then
Speaker 1: she did which Peter it was he went to a
Speaker 1: country western um show and the guy that was singing
Speaker 1: like was also her ex. It was like everybody, she's
Speaker 1: like sexy. She shocked up with Chris Souls during the
Speaker 1: after he hit somebody with his car and took off
Speaker 1: after he like hit and run killed someone. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: And and she's sexy. She's sexy good, she just as
Speaker 1: an interesting person. Yeah, she's just gonna come in there
Speaker 1: and cause I forgot she came, She's going to she's
Speaker 1: gonna I bet you she's going to cause a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of drama. Um, you guys, So because we got
Speaker 1: the advanced clips, we can't do tweeter the week, and
Speaker 1: we also we didn't get any of the previews for
Speaker 1: next week, which I can't wait to watch. But Victoria
Speaker 1: a question. So he's coming in and um, she wants justin.
Speaker 1: What do you think is going to happen with justin
Speaker 1: Genevieve and who's going to get the rose? Well, I
Speaker 1: feel like this is weirdly in Genevieve's hands. And in
Speaker 1: other words, what are you going to do? Like, how
Speaker 1: are you going to be You've got to be confident, chill,
Speaker 1: and also like this is what and not needy, because
Speaker 1: I will say this, I think she knew Justin was
Speaker 1: interested in her when she said I didn't think you're
Speaker 1: interested in me. I think she did know that. He
Speaker 1: was like that, can you give the listeners the advice?
Speaker 1: You might have already said this before. I love it,
Speaker 1: But your mom said at your last perad sort of
Speaker 1: old fashioned, but my mom said basically, she was like,
Speaker 1: don't never call him again, donnover call him again called me,
Speaker 1: or call a friend, be breezy, be mysterious, and don't
Speaker 1: be the one to initiate, which is very old fashioned advice.
Speaker 1: But be busy, busy, busy, breezy, and like easy, breezy
Speaker 1: and mysterious, and it's listen. It helps it, it does.
Speaker 1: It also just helps your own confidence being like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to think about that where I am,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to present like I'm not totally the
Speaker 1: case I mean, and then so who so then if
Speaker 1: Victoria's coming in and next week, that means that three
Speaker 1: women will not get roses? What three do you think
Speaker 1: will not get roses? I kind of think, yeah, Kira Lace.
Speaker 1: You don't think that the producer will make somebody keep Kira.
Speaker 1: You don't think that I don't know. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: did the cart wheel, the one who did the car
Speaker 1: we are it seems a little bit like pint size. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: so pint sized blonde loose. I feel like Kira is
Speaker 1: going to be able to like play her with like
Speaker 1: Casey or somebody who else's Casey have to give. So
Speaker 1: so let's just let's pretend that like the uh, the
Speaker 1: horny doctor gets a rose, then who would who would
Speaker 1: be the other person that might not get one? I
Speaker 1: mean there's like the gene or something that we haven't
Speaker 1: barely se. Yeah, Brittany's cute, but you're right that she
Speaker 1: was with the dad. You're right she was with the dad. Alright,
Speaker 1: good point. Um. I cannot wait for our live show,
Speaker 1: So excited and our stand upright October Love at the
Speaker 1: Union Hall. Our live show is October um Union Hall
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Speaker 1: to get our merch because sometimes people have a hard
Speaker 1: time finding it, go to Rose podcast dot Vodka and
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Speaker 1: Rose Past um, and then are no autographs? Please at
Speaker 1: some time will be I cannot wait to do a podcast.
Speaker 1: It's going to be so stupid, so so stupid. Do
Speaker 1: you guys, really, honestly do you think it's a good
Speaker 1: idea to do a hometown on stage with my suitor?
Speaker 1: That's your call, baby, I think it is, but I
Speaker 1: make bad decisions. What do you what do you guys think?
Speaker 1: I think it's fun. I mean, I was fine, but
Speaker 1: it's not my relationship. So it's like, I think he
Speaker 1: would have fun. He's fun. Okay, we would have to
Speaker 1: explain to him maybe we took off, we're going to
Speaker 1: use you at some point, but you don't know for what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's like ready for something, yes, and we have
Speaker 1: to explain to him on stage he's hometown, that that
Speaker 1: like one of the big parts. We don't need to
Speaker 1: tell him that. It means he's getting towards the end,
Speaker 1: towards an engagement. So we just say, if it wasn't
Speaker 1: a surprise and you just said, like we want to
Speaker 1: use you in this part of the show for something,
Speaker 1: or now like, yeah, I guess I could ask you,
Speaker 1: what do you say? I guess I could ask him
Speaker 1: but we can really just say we want to do
Speaker 1: something with you, but not tell him it's a hometown,
Speaker 1: so we can explain to him part. We can make
Speaker 1: it seem like it's like in the middle of the
Speaker 1: season where it's like there's a part of the show
Speaker 1: where they bring a bunch of contestants home, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't know it's like the final four, and then you
Speaker 1: do hometown to meet the family. But then this is like,
Speaker 1: since I have all my family on stage, is me,
Speaker 1: all the Marines are there. You guys can meet you
Speaker 1: can you guys can meet my SuPAR. They kind of
Speaker 1: vet you see if they like them for they see
Speaker 1: if my suitor is good enough for the Bachelor. Just
Speaker 1: we'll put it on stage that he is, that he's
Speaker 1: good enough. He has to be good exactly. I think
Speaker 1: he naturally is. I don't mean that, I just we
Speaker 1: can't joke in the way of like me, you're no
Speaker 1: good yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're very tough. It can
Speaker 1: be tough to you can be tough. You have to
Speaker 1: be tough. You could ask what he likes about me,
Speaker 1: totally great. Um, we could ask if he knows how
Speaker 1: to permit your hair, or if he knows how to
Speaker 1: do you know if he knows how to contour, because
Speaker 1: that would be important himself and me. We can talk
Speaker 1: a little about me because we need to talk about it.
Speaker 1: We need to talk about me out. We need your
Speaker 1: other girls. He's you know, what are some hobbies that
Speaker 1: you would get me out into. Yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. Okay, that's good. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's really fun. All right. We have a we have
Speaker 1: so many fun segments. We have co host or co hog.
Speaker 1: We have Rhode Island accents, we have hometown. We have
Speaker 1: lover boy with lover Boy. Um, so fun. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break and then we'll come back
Speaker 1: and we'll do reviews and emails. I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but things are getting so hot. I think I gotta
Speaker 1: take your break. And we are talking about our reviews again.
Speaker 1: To your point, Katie, that we have the best listeners ever,
Speaker 1: are the best fan We asked for favor. We're trying
Speaker 1: to get stars and we did a call to action
Speaker 1: and Whitney was so good. So let's do it again.
Speaker 1: Right now. You can open up your phone, you click
Speaker 1: on podcasts. It's like Apple podcast Kick like, what if
Speaker 1: they don't have an Apple phone, they can go to
Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts in your browser. If you have a Mac,
Speaker 1: you should have the Apple podcast app on your computer.
Speaker 1: What if you don't have a Mac, what if you
Speaker 1: have a piece here, You're probably not listening to an
Speaker 1: Apple podcast then okay, so all right, so in that case,
Speaker 1: if you listen to us on Spotify, you can just
Speaker 1: star us on there, like know that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: So basically, so then you go to so assuming you
Speaker 1: have access to Apple Podcasts, and I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be bougie, and but like it has to be Apple,
Speaker 1: it can be whatever, like you know what, We know
Speaker 1: that everybody listens in different ways. So if you are
Speaker 1: on Apple, you click open your go to podcasts, you
Speaker 1: click on the podcast and you scroll, you scroll all
Speaker 1: the way to the bottom where it says ratings and reviews,
Speaker 1: and then you click tap to rate. So then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do five stars. Let's see if it works again.
Speaker 1: And then below the first will be one review that's
Speaker 1: posted and you can write and then you can click
Speaker 1: write a review and then you just do it right there,
Speaker 1: and yeah, you can write whatever you want, but fully nice,
Speaker 1: by the way, can I just say so, our listeners,
Speaker 1: we are now up to two thousand and forty four
Speaker 1: ratings were, so we might even be able to get
Speaker 1: to so like, if you wanted to were we might
Speaker 1: even make this before the show. We might make it right.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. I mean, you guys are the best,
Speaker 1: so literally literally, we got so many incredible reviews. Um,
Speaker 1: and we just really oh, this was such a cute one. Um.
Speaker 1: This one is uh, this one was five stars. It's
Speaker 1: short and distinct and so cute. It's from Scott from Florida.
Speaker 1: I'm probably not in this podcast demographic, but I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty five year old wrestling fan and yet
Speaker 1: I love this podcast. Aren is the funniest toast ever
Speaker 1: and the guests are all amazing. One million stars. That's
Speaker 1: not from Florida. That's so it's that cute. Here's another
Speaker 1: short one five stars. Did E three two love this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm still telling the Willie Nelson Willie Nelson joke that
Speaker 1: was from the Heightener Wells episode. So funny. Um, I mean,
Speaker 1: here's another one five stars. Brooke loves Sonic Bone Zone
Speaker 1: Bonanza is the title. This show is insanely funny. It's
Speaker 1: better than the actual Bachelor episodes. A fun cast of
Speaker 1: regulars and visitors. You'll fall in love with all of them.
Speaker 1: You have to listen to multiple episodes just to be
Speaker 1: in on all the inside jokes. I got hooked during
Speaker 1: COVID and I look forward to this every week. Thanks
Speaker 1: for all the laughs. Keep them coming. I mean, we
Speaker 1: just have so many. This is five stars of the
Speaker 1: movie Girl Weekly Source of Joy, Pure Delight, which it
Speaker 1: was three hours long every week, but Arden's arm would
Speaker 1: fall off from transcribing the madness. Come on, I mean,
Speaker 1: we love you guys. We should figure out a way
Speaker 1: to do more. Do like a little tour or something
Speaker 1: that'd be fun. I'm now like I feel like we're
Speaker 1: figuring it out. We're getting there, but at least we
Speaker 1: see that there's a demand. We'll definitely do another New
Speaker 1: York show. We should do a holiday one in New York.
Speaker 1: There's nothing more fun than New York at the Holliday.
Speaker 1: We should try to do the Bellhouse. So o, my
Speaker 1: Union Hall and Bellhouse are owned by the same people.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could do a holiday show at the Bell
Speaker 1: That that's a much bigger space. So again, we would
Speaker 1: have to sell it out so I don't have to
Speaker 1: get my real estate license. Um. But it's it's a
Speaker 1: little like they did a lot of Netflix specials there.
Speaker 1: It's a little more echo e so it's not quite
Speaker 1: as intimate. But it's a really great space. And it
Speaker 1: would probably see like three people, maybe four. We have
Speaker 1: to look it up. That'd be really fun. That would
Speaker 1: be so fun. I hope that grocery store you guys, um,
Speaker 1: you guys should put in the comments of grocery store
Speaker 1: Joe and Serena's photos on Instagram that they should do
Speaker 1: my live show at the and tag me. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: such a great email that we got. This is from
Speaker 1: Catherine A. And the subject is important. Ari Tino's name, Hey,
Speaker 1: Arden and the gang. I will make this brief. Tino
Speaker 1: is short for just Tino on capitals exclamation points. Is
Speaker 1: that true? Is he just Tino? What's his last name?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but google Google Tina, Google Tino from
Speaker 1: the bat Italian? Is his name really Justino? Incredible? It's
Speaker 1: Justino Franco is actually an incredible name. But Justino Philip Franco.
Speaker 1: I mean, I see it was a family name because
Speaker 1: they're Italian. Clearly just what a fun piece, what a
Speaker 1: fun fact I guess I've never heard. Look, my name
Speaker 1: is Arden van Ambridge Marine. It's with a y, so
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not taking swings at anybody's name, but
Speaker 1: what a fun like what are you talking about? That's
Speaker 1: such a fun, weird thing. That was an important thing
Speaker 1: that he showed for Justino who knew? Um? All right,
Speaker 1: you guys, let's go back to Brian. Brian, honey, what
Speaker 1: do you to promote? So we're doing standard promote us, baby,
Speaker 1: I want to promote. No autographs please coming out soon.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Should I try to get us more
Speaker 1: stand up gigs in New York? I'll try, Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: set it all yeah exactly, and go to the Union
Speaker 1: whole website to get n y for that at the
Speaker 1: eleven and don't forget to uh d M. If you
Speaker 1: can't go and have a ticket, bye selling host so
Speaker 1: we can do some ticket exchange there. It is great. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's so fine. And then your attitudes Pod, ask Grana pod.
Speaker 1: And then to check it all out, you're so boozy,
Speaker 1: you know what it's. I feel like I leave the
Speaker 1: impression that I am, but the truth is once like
Speaker 1: three thirty hits. Today, I'll be full cadaver in my bed,
Speaker 1: arms crossed, closing my eyes. But then, are you playing
Speaker 1: tennis tonight? I am playing tennis. Obviously I'll see a
Speaker 1: tennis Okay, um, Tanna. We have obviously our show coming up.
Speaker 1: But by the way, I think I need to contact
Speaker 1: Dynasty typewriter, I feel like we need to do another
Speaker 1: birthday bachelorette. Now, my birthdays on a Friday. Obviously I'll
Speaker 1: have my party on a Saturday. It's like basically already
Speaker 1: October because your birthdays in December. Yeah, so I'm thinking
Speaker 1: I'm going to reach out to Dynasty. Would it be
Speaker 1: if my birthday is on December ten? Obviously I'll have
Speaker 1: my holiday birthday party on the eleventh Saturday night? Would
Speaker 1: we be Would it be too hangover insane to do
Speaker 1: birthday bachelorette on Sunday the twelfth? Is that insane? I
Speaker 1: can't do it the same day as the party? Should
Speaker 1: I do it the week before? I think week before?
Speaker 1: We don't want to put too much in the weekend.
Speaker 1: You got to be able to relax. I gotta be
Speaker 1: able to react. You're right, Okay, great? So in theory.
Speaker 1: I'll reach out to Dynasty and see if we could do.
Speaker 1: What's a Saturday would be the ideal day, right, like
Speaker 1: the first weekend of December one? Yeah, so Saturday, the third?
Speaker 1: Who will compete for your lord? Do we want to
Speaker 1: do Sunday or do we want to do Sunday in
Speaker 1: case somebody's touring? What are we going to stream in? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We got a stream. It doesn't even matter. Nobody mean
Speaker 1: it for our contestants of somebody's touring. Yeah, well, so
Speaker 1: it will be the third of the fourth. We'll discuss.
Speaker 1: We'll reach out to Dynasty. Um, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't wait. Who's going to win my heart? I don't
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna win Arden's heart. Who's going to win
Speaker 1: my heart? He's got to get out. Tell Al now
Speaker 1: that he has to fly out and be your brother
Speaker 1: in hometown. He has to be my brother in hometown obviously,
Speaker 1: all right. And then we have our Patreon where we're doing.
Speaker 1: We're almost done with Southern Charm and they're going into
Speaker 1: winter House, which is your favorite. Very excited for Winter House.
Speaker 1: And then I don't forget, it'll be up late next week,
Speaker 1: It'll be it'll be up on Thursday or Friday, hopefully Thursday. Um, Katie,
Speaker 1: what would you like to promote time Katie underscore money
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram and please go adopt or foster
Speaker 1: animal from your local shelter and register to vote. Yes, Um, Brian,
Speaker 1: thank you for doing this, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: As always, we love you. This is the best set up.
Speaker 1: I am obsessed. We're gonna do. We're gonna do. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do our We're gonna do our autocrophs. Please in here,
Speaker 1: absolutely we are. It's gonna be so fun. And then
Speaker 1: we're gonna bake. We're gonna bake for them in our
Speaker 1: kitchen on the micro on our microwave, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: make them film us afterwards what we're doing. We're gonna
Speaker 1: You're actually going to be put to work people, Thank
Speaker 1: you and fed all right until the next time. I
Speaker 1: was already get Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up
Speaker 1: in your tonight. Feel so good. I just gotta wandered
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