Speaker 1: Oh my god, Andrew, what what?
Speaker 2: Oh god?
Speaker 1: It's a serial emergency?
Speaker 2: Can I get it from under the desk?
Speaker 1: Now? Wait till I play this?
Speaker 2: Babye Baby said, yes, Momy, we stop it there.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're allowed to play more than that now.
Speaker 1: But guess what, dude, this is a serial emergency. I
Speaker 1: told you we would have one Today's Wednesday. It's a
Speaker 1: bonus episode prize inside and it's because our fantastic listener,
Speaker 1: Matt from Pennsylvania sent us Baby Shark cereal.
Speaker 2: Go Matt, go, Matt, you're the best. Thanks for sending
Speaker 2: all the cereal.
Speaker 1: Currently, yeah, baby Shark Cereal from Kellogg's only available at
Speaker 1: Sam's Club. It will be released into Walmart stores, which
Speaker 1: is you know, also they're related Sam's Club. Yeah, Sam's
Speaker 1: Club is owned by Walmart or vice versa. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Walmart's the big giant thing in Sam's Club is there
Speaker 1: what do you call it? Warehouse store?
Speaker 2: And somehow, some way, I bet you Disney is in
Speaker 2: there somehow.
Speaker 1: Who knows, but anyway, so Walmart stores will get it
Speaker 1: late in September. So right now you can only buy
Speaker 1: it at Sam's Club or listen to us eat it
Speaker 1: right here on Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: That'll give you the best type of who needs to
Speaker 2: try the cereal? And you could hear us try these cereals.
Speaker 1: That's right. Then you may or may not want to
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: Let's find out, well, I mean, go to the I
Speaker 2: think this is a very segmented audience for this one.
Speaker 1: Look at that and our buddy Matt, he knows us
Speaker 1: well because look with the little fish on the box
Speaker 1: is saying beat it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Matt, you're the best.
Speaker 1: He's our friend.
Speaker 2: Beat it.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: I can't believe how big Baby Shark has got right.
Speaker 1: And look on the front it's Baby Shark Doo Doo
Speaker 1: Doo Doo doo doo Limited Edition, and on the back
Speaker 1: it's Mommy and Daddy Shark Do Doo to do Do
Speaker 1: doo doo. So it's like two cereals in one. It's
Speaker 1: very fantastic.
Speaker 2: I love it. But if it actually tastes like Wins.
Speaker 1: With marshmallows, there's marshmallows in it.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: I just choked on nothing.
Speaker 2: So basically this is going to be fruit loops with
Speaker 2: marshmallows pretty much.
Speaker 1: I just choked on my excitement. That's great, No, it's
Speaker 1: gonna basically be wild berry fruit loops with marshmallows. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: I don't like wild berry fruit loos.
Speaker 1: Do we still have it? We should grab it and compare.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, next to one of the fourteen other
Speaker 2: o cereals. Because now there's Unicorn Cereal.
Speaker 1: Wait, and there's Catacorn.
Speaker 2: The Unicorn is by Kellogg's. Yeah, baby Shark is by Kellogg's.
Speaker 2: Both have circle sheapes Kelloggs, you're getting lazy with the designs.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. They just have that machine that makes
Speaker 1: the loops and they boo boo boop, just pop loops
Speaker 1: out and then they flavor them differently.
Speaker 2: I want to work for the cereal company to get
Speaker 2: the brand partnerships. Put me on that, because I'll come
Speaker 2: up with a bunch of new ideas for you.
Speaker 1: Naturally and artificially flavored cornflour blend sugar. Okay, my kids
Speaker 1: are a little bit too old for Baby Shark, even
Speaker 1: though Cooper watched it when it first came out. But
Speaker 1: Baby Shark's best friend is William. Then there's Baby Shark.
Speaker 1: He's very curious about everything around him. Mommy Shark, she's
Speaker 1: empathetic and listens without judgment. There's Daddy Shark, who he's
Speaker 1: family oriented. Yeah, you know, he's always on the lookout
Speaker 1: for possible danger, you know, looking out for the family.
Speaker 1: Then there's Grandma Shark. She's fun loving Grandma Shark, always
Speaker 1: the life of the party. Then there's Grandpa Shark. And
Speaker 1: look his like his dentures are. He's like, oh, here,
Speaker 1: you're going do an old man voice.
Speaker 2: Ground Shark.
Speaker 1: He loves to learn new things.
Speaker 2: I've served from the Great Shark War of It Dinow.
Speaker 1: Apparently polyden does not work under the sea. All right,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna open this up. Oh no, our cups
Speaker 1: are gone.
Speaker 2: It was a little clever for you, Scott. I like
Speaker 2: that one. No polydon under the sea.
Speaker 1: Oh well, check a point in that one. Okay, we
Speaker 1: have to use styrofoam bowls today. I'm sure all the
Speaker 1: earthy people will love that because someone took our cups.
Speaker 1: Scotty shake because there's different colors and marshmallows and stuff
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: Can you have stacks make you a song where it's like,
Speaker 2: do the Scotty shake and then it's the Harlem shake.
Speaker 1: I think we can do that. Oh I tore it
Speaker 1: a little bit. All right, whatever, Let's see what kind
Speaker 1: of noise this makes.
Speaker 2: Kind of a lame sound, Yeah, just kind of lame.
Speaker 1: The cups are better, and the dog bowl isn't even
Speaker 1: here anymore.
Speaker 2: Well it is. You just put your dog's food in there,
Speaker 2: so I'm not eating anything out of that till you
Speaker 2: clean that.
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what it really smells like.
Speaker 2: I don't really I would have liked to have smelled it,
Speaker 2: so here, smell it. Cool. This is wild berry fruit
Speaker 2: loops with marshmallows. This is insane. It is the exact
Speaker 2: same thing. The color is the same, the marshmallows are
Speaker 2: the same. It even has little granules exactly like the
Speaker 2: wild berry has. This is exactly it's fruit loops with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Okay, as soon as we taste this, we'll grab the
Speaker 1: old box of fruit loops wild berry and taste testemon.
Speaker 1: Right here we go. One percent milk.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have given me my bowl without pouring milk
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: Well, you want it to smell it.
Speaker 2: It smells very fruity, and no one else it smells like, wait,
Speaker 2: who did the toy story force? Also, Kellogg's all loops,
Speaker 2: carnival crunch.
Speaker 1: That's this. See they're getting lazy, very lazy. Here we
Speaker 1: go mass produce.
Speaker 2: It is exactly the same.
Speaker 1: I think it tastes more like just fruit loops than
Speaker 1: berry fruit loops.
Speaker 2: This is where we disagree because inside you see those
Speaker 2: little granules in the loops.
Speaker 1: Those have no taste.
Speaker 2: Yes they do, they do. It's a little sugar thing
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: Their fruit loops. Three bowls, one spoon.
Speaker 2: I give us three bowls. It's not the best, but
Speaker 2: you know what, it'll do the job and a trick
Speaker 2: and do the job in a jiff. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: One of those.
Speaker 1: It's actually in a pinch, just post production. I will
Speaker 1: not fix it because I love actually making you look dumb.
Speaker 2: Here's something, Yes, you can keep this in two. Then
Speaker 2: remember when I said the sugar granules have the taste, No,
Speaker 2: it was a marshmallow.
Speaker 1: The marshmallows are the same ones that are in the
Speaker 1: frosted flakes with marshmallows, the apple jacks with marshmallows, the
Speaker 1: other fruit loops with marshmallows. They're just the same.
Speaker 2: Biff really is not doing well at a summer internship.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I brought you Toy Story Cereal and I brought you
Speaker 2: Baby Shark Cereal. You like them use the same shapes?
Speaker 1: This definitely, I think right here. It just pushes General
Speaker 1: Mills to the top of my cereal heap. I have
Speaker 1: to rate General Mills number one as far as cereal
Speaker 1: companies go, because they have the most variety, the most
Speaker 1: crazy stuff. Kellock's is just getting lazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I have no light to stand on
Speaker 2: in this conversation, but I'll.
Speaker 1: Agree with you. Well, so I decided we can't just
Speaker 1: do one cereal. So I'm gonna make this bonus episode.
Speaker 2: Are we trying the fruit loops?
Speaker 1: Nah, I'm gonna make this bonus So.
Speaker 2: That's just a ditched idea. A box of wild berry
Speaker 2: fruit loops. I'm sitting right here, right here, and we're
Speaker 2: just not trying them.
Speaker 1: Put your hand out, we'll do it.
Speaker 2: Try dirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's your wild berry in one hand.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go back to Baby Shark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, dry baby Shark. Here's Baby Shark. Try. You'll
Speaker 1: get the full flavor that way. Don't mix them, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not okay Baby Shark first. Okay, not Wildberry legitimately
Speaker 1: no difference. I guess I have to do it too.
Speaker 2: Holy crap, don't trust you. That's the exact same series.
Speaker 2: Look at this, skottyby Shark, Scott.
Speaker 1: Look at that, well, I know they're the saying they're
Speaker 1: all loops.
Speaker 2: No, no, the same color, Baby Shark, Wildberry.
Speaker 1: They're exactly They're pretty much the same, Scott. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just the baby Shark has the little sparkly things
Speaker 1: on him, Wildberry does, and some ahle left the wildberry
Speaker 1: box open, so they're stale.
Speaker 2: Look at this, those two are next to each other.
Speaker 2: Which one is baby shark and which one is wildberry
Speaker 2: fruit loop?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like I said, Kellogg's getting lazy.
Speaker 2: All right, we're on to you.
Speaker 1: So we can't just do one cereal here. You know
Speaker 1: that we always do two or sometimes even three. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to turn this episode into.
Speaker 2: Serial Killers listener request.
Speaker 1: This will now be the listener Request bonus episode. All
Speaker 1: cereals requested by listeners. That one, yeah, that one was
Speaker 1: Matt and this one. God, yes, I think some dentures
Speaker 1: got stuck in my throat.
Speaker 2: Oh Grandpa Shark.
Speaker 1: This one was requested by Jen G a listener of
Speaker 1: hours on Twitter cool. She wanted us to do a
Speaker 1: healthy one. I told her no. She gave it to
Speaker 1: me anyway. Love gin Nature's path organic flax plus multi
Speaker 1: bran flakes.
Speaker 2: That is a tongue twister if I've ever heard one.
Speaker 1: It is, and I'm still choking on something. Always organic.
Speaker 1: Oh new look, same great taste. That means they changed something, yep,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what it tastes like in the
Speaker 1: first place. So let's dig in. Need a Scotti shake
Speaker 1: because it's crap in there.
Speaker 2: Do the Scottie shake.
Speaker 1: Poor, we're gonna get.
Speaker 2: I can't even open the bag.
Speaker 1: Let's go on this side. I usually open it. Lefty,
Speaker 1: says Brody. What Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: What's stuck in your throat?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you know what, I need to
Speaker 1: drink some of this cereal milk ah sweet goodness, all.
Speaker 2: Right, refreshing and healthy.
Speaker 1: I'm sweating. I don't know why. Okay, there's only flakes
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that all that's in it?
Speaker 1: I thought there was like chunks of like flax and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, but it's all within the within the flake.
Speaker 1: I'm not going into this optimistically. Because it's healthy crap
Speaker 1: and I'm really not interested, but you know who knows,
Speaker 1: I'm excited change my mind. Suck that spoon clean so
Speaker 1: there's no sweetness on it.
Speaker 2: Yep, I did.
Speaker 1: Yep, you're good at it all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, and that's very dirty we go. I can't really
Speaker 2: get the flakes. Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1: I probably would like a little bit better if we
Speaker 1: didn't have this sweet stuff first crunchy boring.
Speaker 2: The thing is it has a bread on the table taste.
Speaker 1: See, if you look on the box, there's a picture
Speaker 1: of the cereal with strawberries in it, and on the
Speaker 1: bottom here fruit shown as serving suggestion. I would take
Speaker 1: that suggestion because it's probably better with strawberries. But you
Speaker 1: know my policy of not having to put anything else
Speaker 1: into the cereal. It should be good on its own.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have to enhance it with a flavor. It
Speaker 1: should just be awesome. Yeah, I mean so for that reason,
Speaker 1: two balls.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's that's rough. I give this three bowls,
Speaker 2: same scales, Baby shark. Not the best, not the worst.
Speaker 1: It's okay for a healthy cereal, but it's just uh,
Speaker 1: let's see ingredients whole wheat flour, wheat brand cane sugar,
Speaker 1: so third ingredient. But it's really not all that sweet.
Speaker 2: But I'm fine with that. I'm happy with that. Danielle.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we're just about to do yours. Hold on,
Speaker 1: why don't you just step over there. You might as
Speaker 1: well take a seat. Danielle needs to take a seat.
Speaker 1: This is the best day of my life. Daniell gets
Speaker 1: to join Cereal Gillers. This is a serial emergency episode.
Speaker 1: Yes it is because she very hungry.
Speaker 2: So this worst because we got.
Speaker 1: This baby shot. Yes, you missed it. We already did that.
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me try it.
Speaker 1: No, that's gross, get your own bowl. Try Andrew ew ew.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's awful. No, you just use his
Speaker 1: spoon and his cereal and his milk.
Speaker 2: Sick. No, he's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Andrew. He's like my brother. I
Speaker 1: won't even sit on the toilet seat at my parents'
Speaker 1: house without putting toilet I.
Speaker 2: Have problems, serious issues that we talked about. This. You
Speaker 2: put toilet paper down in your parents' toilet. Yes, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you have such problems.
Speaker 1: Yes I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need psychiatric healthy.
Speaker 1: You really do hens why it was a little bit
Speaker 1: of a problem for me to just see what you
Speaker 1: just did.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's Andrew, all right, well, let's he's sick.
Speaker 1: The third listener requests in this episode is Danielle, because
Speaker 1: she is a listener. I think yes. So she texted
Speaker 1: me from Target a couple of days ago and she's like,
Speaker 1: there's a sail rack and have you ever tried these before?
Speaker 1: So hold on, let me break them out.
Speaker 2: How many cereals did you?
Speaker 1: Now? These come out probably in about May or June
Speaker 1: each year. A couple of different brands make red, white
Speaker 1: and blue cereals. It's the same crap, they just put
Speaker 1: some food coloring in it. So here's rice Crispies, limited
Speaker 1: time red white, and blue. So it's rice Crispies with
Speaker 1: red and blue crispies. It's gonna taste like rice crispies.
Speaker 1: Let's just close our eyes and pretend there's.
Speaker 2: No Okay, I'm excited, all right. I also saw the
Speaker 2: Peep cereal, but he said it was a little overload
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: Well, Peeps was from last Easter one.
Speaker 2: This is from fourth of July at least clearance front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm cool with clear and cereals. If you remember,
Speaker 1: we had the chocolate berry Captain crunch that was on
Speaker 1: the clearance rack. Because they don't make that crap anymore.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that. I gotta say. I do not
Speaker 2: like I need something to get that baby shark cereal
Speaker 2: out of my cereal? No, no, no one? Oh wait,
Speaker 2: hold on, where's my favorite one? He just drop the
Speaker 2: ball and it's Max's dog dish.
Speaker 1: Don't tell all this. Look I'm sweating. Is that a
Speaker 1: good dish? Don't tell?
Speaker 2: Is that expensive?
Speaker 1: Don't tell him? Don't tell? Oh my god, don't you
Speaker 1: got to clean it up? I will hold on. Wait,
Speaker 1: there's a second ball. Hold on, I got to pour
Speaker 1: the ball.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should be getting any more balls.
Speaker 2: What Why are you pouring them in the dog bowl?
Speaker 1: Because I need the sound going into a bowl.
Speaker 2: He waits until the last cereal I forgot into a
Speaker 2: glass bowl for the sound effect and shut it over
Speaker 2: the floor.
Speaker 1: I want to pee in my pants. Please stop. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm really sweating. Look at me. I'm I'm a ball
Speaker 1: sweat right out.
Speaker 2: You got under boob sweat. I know you're gonna need
Speaker 2: a vacuum clean.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get one. Please don't tell all this, Please don't.
Speaker 2: This actually became a real Cereal immersiony seriously, my god.
Speaker 1: Oh there's sap, crackle and popping you here.
Speaker 2: Listen, they're marshmallows.
Speaker 1: No, marshmallows. Hold on, listen. Wow, that's the right there, marshmallows. No,
Speaker 1: it's just so you know, any rice Cereal will snap,
Speaker 1: crackl and pop.
Speaker 2: Cereal Lucky Charms with Chocolate and the three Unicorns. Lucky
Speaker 2: Charms with Chocolate was a surprise for me.
Speaker 1: It is so good. Yes, it's the off season co chocolate. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Call likes rice crispies red and blue. Hmm,
Speaker 1: there's like rice crispies.
Speaker 2: It's exactly the same as rice crispies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just some food calling.
Speaker 2: The red really tastes so much better. Well, it didn't
Speaker 2: taste any different.
Speaker 1: I need to know how sugar is the second ingredient
Speaker 1: here too. I don't taste it. There's no sugar in this,
Speaker 1: No there is. It's the second ingredient. No taste four
Speaker 1: grams of sugar, which is not bad. It's still crackling
Speaker 1: in my mouth. I love the sensation. That's gross.
Speaker 2: What's that candy?
Speaker 1: The pop candy pop rocks, the one that everyone thought
Speaker 1: Mikey died from but didn't.
Speaker 2: Can I go put some of the other cereal in here?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you're allowed to mix. You're you're a guest. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to this bonus emergency episode of
Speaker 1: Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Got amergency.
Speaker 1: Let's please please follow us on Twitter serial Killers PC,
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Speaker 1: subscribe to us on all the podcast apps. We appreciate
Speaker 1: you, you guys.
Speaker 2: Eat the good stuff over there and podcast? Did I
Speaker 2: on Serial Killer?
Speaker 1: You know, we're actually on vacation this week, you know,
Speaker 1: so we came special just to eat this crap and
Speaker 1: break Max's bowl? So it did.
Speaker 2: We record this on a Friday, and it's now posting.
Speaker 2: We're not on a vacation.
Speaker 1: We just stop going behind the velvet ropes. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. We gotta grow, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. That's right, the curtain. I'm oz over here.
Speaker 2: We give this one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I give it zero wow bowls. Come on,
Speaker 1: it's crispies. I'll give it three balls, three balls.
Speaker 2: Give it three balls too, Okay.
Speaker 1: Wait three balls, two or three balls as well?
Speaker 2: Three bulls as well. There's no taste.
Speaker 1: It tastes like rice crispies. All right, we gotta go.
Speaker 2: No who tastes unless you put marshmallow and bacon in
Speaker 2: the oven. Oh I think you said bacon. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing with the rice? Scraspy cereal?
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go through all that crap again. We'll talk to
Speaker 1: you on Friday with a brand new episode. I'm scared
Speaker 1: because I broke his ball and yeah, all right, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. Have a great day. Until next time, Daniel,
Speaker 1: come back and say it one, two, three, crash.
Speaker 2: You got to pick that up. Get the vacuum chocolate Lucky.
Speaker 2: Terms are the best. They really are.