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Speaker 2: What is it? Coach? Who's so micaeh? Mike? That sounds

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Speaker 5: Uh as always.

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Speaker 4: You can see you can see which hat Tyler is wearing.

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Speaker 4: You have no idea if you just listen to the pod,

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Speaker 4: at Jenkins and Jones, h it is the New Year. Everyone,

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Speaker 4: have a good New Year's. What What did y'all do?

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Speaker 4: What time do you go to sleep?

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Speaker 5: John?

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Speaker 2: Do you really want to know?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Boyd we we rode.

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Speaker 5: It was New Year's on the East Coast.

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Speaker 6: I mean yeah, that's why I thought a New Year

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Speaker 6: somewhere we were going to go. We went to like

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Speaker 6: brother's brother's career. They had like just a few people

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Speaker 6: over and whatever. So he woke up and was like

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Speaker 6: giving brother's mom the hardest fucking time, you know what

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Speaker 6: I mean. So we were planning on leaving at like

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Speaker 6: ten thirty anyway, like that was a goal.

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Speaker 2: So this was just a reason to lead, but we went.

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Speaker 2: It was funny.

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Speaker 6: We went there listening to a math pod on some goose.

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Speaker 6: It's really I'm sitting up to you kind of existential,

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Speaker 6: really interesting. Anyway, we let we leave, We get home

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Speaker 6: at ten, and we're bed by ten thirty.

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Speaker 2: Nigga, I'm the oldest nigga that's ever olded that.

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Speaker 6: Like, bro, that that was the That's the lamest New

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Speaker 6: Year's in the history of New Year.

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Speaker 5: It's crazy, Tyler, your summer go out or do anything.

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Speaker 5: I ain't doing.

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Speaker 3: Motherfucking I say, I ain't been out. I haven't broken

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Speaker 3: in a fucking New Year's like in the club or

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Speaker 3: in a bar. And shit, who the fucking knows, wind Dog,

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Speaker 3: it's been way too long for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've never done it. We always some East Coast

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Speaker 4: like we didn't. We forgot to record it, and we're

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Speaker 4: not letting you stay up till midnight. So we went

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Speaker 4: on YouTube and just brought up someone's video Times Square.

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Speaker 2: Lives.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they handled it with surprising graced I've.

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Speaker 2: Been thinking about this. Do y'all think y'all could be

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Speaker 6: Like the guy that just goes and kicks it at

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Speaker 2: I think I think I might want to be a

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Speaker 3: I have told Summer it's like my life goal to

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Speaker 6: Dog, the last week we're gonna have anything, Like Yo,

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Speaker 6: Cheers seems like a good little place to be at,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean? Like maybe that's the sign

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Speaker 6: that I'm old too, my nigga, Like, but I'm like, Yo,

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Speaker 2: I think I might tran. This is a year I

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Speaker 2: may transition into a bar guy. You feel me, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna find me a nice little bar in the Englewood area.

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Speaker 4: You know you can't go into Cheers, though, bro, because

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Speaker 4: it was it Cheers in Boston too. You might have

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Speaker 4: a Jeriko moment at Cheers. Dog, I don't know, not

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Speaker 4: moments over here. That is not your nickname, Jaan.

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Speaker 2: Everybody doesn't know my real name. But anyway, no fucking

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Speaker 2: a nice little bar. It might be the year I transition,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, I think it's time.

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Speaker 4: All right, we have to talk about I think by

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Speaker 4: far the thing people were most excited to hear us

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Speaker 4: talk about was the recent Davis had a real special

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Speaker 4: playoff run up. And you know, I just want to say,

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Speaker 4: God bless and gentlemen, what are your thoughts on the

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Speaker 4: naysayer gates of twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 5: Let a naysayer know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think they handled it as best they could.

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Speaker 3: You know, they had a good laugh out of it,

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Speaker 3: because we all know that's not what that what that

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Speaker 3: you know, the bulls. He's presented by Disney, you know,

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Speaker 3: naysayer is like early the early runnings with the word

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Speaker 3: of the year for twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: So far, it's okay, this is the name of his brand.

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Speaker 2: They said he.

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Speaker 5: Got a tat. He got a tat, that says la

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Speaker 5: and oh.

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Speaker 2: So it's not it's not a brand like a clothing

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Speaker 2: I don't think. Okay, so I.

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Speaker 6: Thought he I thought because they said brand, they meant

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Speaker 6: replaced Nigga with Naysayer.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, but.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what this is what he told is what

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Speaker 6: he told ESPN. That's what he Yeah, yeah, come on, man, Well.

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Speaker 7: They also the internet says they are I don't think

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Speaker 7: it's it's the name of a brand, but they are

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Speaker 7: selling merch.

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Speaker 5: With me after this.

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Speaker 7: Before before okay, okayrand like Nike, but it's on merch.

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Speaker 2: We were talking about gentrifying before. This is the worst

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Speaker 2: case I've ever heard.

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Speaker 3: Of the part we were speaking about that.

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Speaker 2: That's nasty, bro. That doesn't even sound good, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean.

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Speaker 6: Let a nay say or no, And I think I

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Speaker 6: feel uncomfortable with people that aren't black saying they.

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Speaker 5: Say or now I think we like, you know what

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Speaker 5: they're doing, right, bro?

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Speaker 4: Can I say they say or I'm fish completely out.

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Speaker 3: Wow, like like just you know, like like let a

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Speaker 3: nigga know, okay, that's football ship talking right like that

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Speaker 3: feels appropriate.

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Speaker 5: But let a Nate say or no.

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Speaker 3: That ship sound like some revolutionary warship, like like if

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Speaker 3: you're not down with the Continental Congress right like, like

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Speaker 3: I could see the fucking Gaston flag for the Letting

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Speaker 3: Nay say or no movement in the seventeen sixties or

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Speaker 3: some ship.

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Speaker 4: Dog that's a that's a that's a Hamilton deleted scene, Randa.

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Speaker 5: Letting nay say or no.

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Speaker 3: We meet at the Boston Piers at twelve am, come

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Speaker 3: dressed as a Native American. Let it for all you,

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Speaker 3: they says, who aren't down with the Yeah, man, it

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Speaker 2: Dog man, it's gross though.

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Speaker 5: It's nasty, all right. Speaking of Nashty, you work.

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Speaker 4: The Grambling State women's basketball team defeated the uh the

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Speaker 4: College of Biblical Studies from Texas by a score of

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Speaker 4: one hundred and fifty nine to eighteen. And as always

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Speaker 4: when we get one of these crazy blowouts, gentlemen, I

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Speaker 4: have spent some time processing the box score so that

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Speaker 4: I can paint a very clear picture for you.

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Speaker 5: Of a game that Grambling won.

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Speaker 4: By one hundred and forty one points despite shooting five

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Speaker 4: from twenty four from three points. I want to put

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Speaker 4: yourself in the mindset of a College of Biblical Studies player,

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Speaker 4: as you are losing a game by one hundred and

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Speaker 4: forty points and your team has gone one of fourteen

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Speaker 4: from the free throw line.

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Speaker 3: That shit, dog, like, one hundred and fifty nine points

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Speaker 3: in a college game.

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Speaker 5: That is just a served like.

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Speaker 4: The forty six, thirty six, thirty nine and thirty eight.

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Speaker 2: What's the math points per minute forty minutes?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, basically four.

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Speaker 2: Minute Yeah something like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, Like, I want to see the

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Speaker 3: footage because you score one hundred and fifty nine points

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Speaker 3: in the college game. I know the laughs are like

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Speaker 3: non stop. Dog, I know that shit. I know that

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Speaker 3: shit is kings of comedy, Bro. I need to see

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Speaker 3: that shit.

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Speaker 5: Man for me.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, Yo, Jesus, let y'all get y'all ass walked

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Speaker 6: in front of everybody nigga.

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Speaker 2: Sitting there, pray that he let y'all get y'all ass

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Speaker 2: kicked like that. There's a lesson man's that they.

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Speaker 3: Say he gives us. He gives his toughest battles to

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Speaker 3: his strongest soldiers. It might be the strongest soldier Jesus

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Speaker 3: got because God damn he's hey, he served that ass

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Speaker 3: willpen up for them like like walk by faith not sight.

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Speaker 3: In twenty twenty four, whatever dog, because shit gold damn Bro.

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Speaker 4: The College of Biblical Studies in a fourty point basketball

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Speaker 4: game turned the ball over fifty seven times.

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Speaker 2: Bro, don't play basketball?

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Speaker 5: Fifty seven turnovers in what forty eight minutes?

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Speaker 2: Comtes dog? Why are you even like you don't have

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Speaker 2: to have a basketball team.

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Speaker 4: It's almost fifteen turnovers for every ten minute quarter, Bro.

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Speaker 4: This game was to get Grambling over five hundred. They're

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Speaker 2: How are the boys? Because the boys that the boys.

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Speaker 5: The boys are three and ten. The boys are three

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Speaker 6: The Grambley boys. Yes, Oh they was cooking other team.

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Speaker 6: I'm a good for a fourteen point lead. It wasn't

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Speaker 4: The Grambling women's basketball team in this game was seventy

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Speaker 5: I got that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably Probab'll be partial. They had seventy eight

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Speaker 4: Seventy points of those one hundred and fifty eight are

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Speaker 4: And they had to have been sprinting for the bucket

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Speaker 5: That is insane, all right.

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Speaker 4: Our producer Josh has looked up the recruiting form from

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Speaker 4: the College of Biblical Studies the Ambassadors, and this is

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Speaker 4: if you go to This is the very top of

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Speaker 4: their sports website. This is what it says, CBS Ambassadors Basketball.

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Speaker 4: No area of life is without trials and defeat sports included.

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Speaker 4: We at CBS Houston believe the Gospel of Jesus Christ

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Speaker 2: I hope it helped you all last as y'all got

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Speaker 5: Yeah, also has gotten the fun feeded out of y'all

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Speaker 3: The funny shit about that site is bro. There's a

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Speaker 3: I ain't never seen those ship like that though, have went.

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Speaker 6: Dropped thirty a game and got cooked by eighty every

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, if you're probably so, bro, you probably still

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Speaker 5: You still have eligibility, don't you. You could be like

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Speaker 4: Golfers, the like sixty year old golfers, you know you,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how do I get up another court? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I mean, clearly they weren't doing much chasing after the

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Speaker 2: I got a kid. I can't embarrass myself like that

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Speaker 5: I mean, but because just the numbers.

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Speaker 4: If you make the person who got to steal in

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Speaker 4: hundred and forty you know what I mean, Like it's

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Speaker 4: like a mathematical marvel to score every thirty seconds for

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Speaker 5: That's really difficult.

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Speaker 2: To do that point guard was getting right.

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Speaker 4: They had two players, they had two. They had two

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Speaker 2: Only two. That's surprising.

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Speaker 3: Well, the whole will probably the first and second point

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Speaker 3: guards they were probably probably getting on as soon as

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Speaker 4: All right, someone send us the videos, Send us the

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Speaker 4: YouTube video. That would be a fun, like, just watch them.

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Speaker 4: That would be fun to just watch the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: In the world of college sports, we also had a

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Speaker 4: revolution thanks to the Pop Tart Corporation. I think this

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think the eighties were that right. But

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Speaker 4: it's like, you know, there was no real win wink,

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Speaker 4: nudge nudge about the edible pop Tart mascot. It was

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Speaker 4: just Rich eisen Or whoever, saying the rivers are gonna

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Speaker 2: And his and his situation. I'm not familiar.

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Speaker 4: It was a pop Tart bull. Tyler, Tyler breaking, Tyler

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Speaker 4: breaking down for him.

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Speaker 2: Tyler's disgusting me. Sorry, man, it's been.

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Speaker 5: Like the most fun thing about the whole fucking college

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Speaker 5: bowl season. It is something bad. Oh man, you.

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Speaker 2: Talked about the last part. I still I was like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Basically, pop Tarts had a bowl game and they had

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Speaker 3: the end of the game, he ascends into their little

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Speaker 3: propped up toaster and he comes out toasted, and the

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Speaker 5: A lot well dead.

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Speaker 3: He sacrifices himself for the winning team of the Pop

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Speaker 4: He was advertised as the first edible mascot and the

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Speaker 2: Did they want to eat his body? How did a

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Speaker 2: human get.

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Speaker 5: Nothing but his eye?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 5: Just one single okay?

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Speaker 2: So the okay? Okay, Normally mascots are a human inside

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Speaker 3: He did not actually toast himself. There was already a

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Speaker 3: the illusion and.

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Speaker 2: I'm just I need, okay, I need to see this.

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Speaker 5: He didn't actually killing human being.

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Speaker 2: John, I didn't think he was killed.

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Speaker 6: I hope they might have put a little heat on

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Speaker 5: Like as he was going down.

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Speaker 2: Into gear or something, as.

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Speaker 4: He's being lowered into the toaster, he was holding a

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Speaker 4: sign that said Dreams do come true. And every time

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Speaker 4: someone would come up and ask the mascot like are

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Speaker 4: it's his greatest dream.

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Speaker 3: He looking for a real eater. You want to know

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Speaker 3: where to eat or is at? But yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 3: It's so fucking silly, man. And let's just like, bro,

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Speaker 3: if you're not being silly with this ship, Like what's

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Speaker 3: the point man, Like, you know, save the whole serious

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Speaker 3: all that the ship where actual championship ramplicates that if

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Speaker 3: you're the fucking you know, pop Tart Bowl had some

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Speaker 3: fun with that shit, man.

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Speaker 4: But we watched, like my mom loves my mom loves football.

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Speaker 4: We watched the college football playoff games, and even with

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Speaker 4: the serious ones, I know, like I just was never

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Speaker 4: there's like all this history and stuff. But literally all

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Speaker 4: we just made fun of the president of the Sugar

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Speaker 4: Bowl because it's it's in New Orleans, right, so he's

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Speaker 4: got a Louisiana accent, and he just kept saying sugar Bowl.

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Speaker 5: He's like the Sugar Bowl champ.

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Speaker 4: And every time he said it, at like shar my mom,

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Speaker 4: and I would just all for like thirty seconds, be

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Speaker 5: He said, that's the only way on his side, So

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Speaker 5: throw a pop tart in there. Throw a pop tart

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Speaker 5: in the sugar Bowl too, fuck it, you know. And

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Speaker 5: it's it's some cool.

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Speaker 3: It's some cool, like serious traditions with the serious bulls, right,

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Speaker 3: like like the Rose Bowl they play every year, like

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Speaker 3: the Rose Bowl and everyone loves that shit. It is

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Speaker 3: a beautiful fucking moment there. So the serious shit works too,

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Speaker 3: But you know, the silly shit like give him motherfuckers

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Speaker 3: Mayo bats and you know, eating a mascot and ship

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 4: The Frosted Flakes Bowl, they dumped out a Gatorade bucket

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Speaker 4: of frosted flakes on the winning coach. I know he's

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Speaker 4: got that that dust on the back of his neck,

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Speaker 4: probably like three or four showers, man, but uh okay.

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Speaker 4: In honor of the the pop Tarts first edible mascot,

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Speaker 4: Adrian Crawford, friend of the show, Adrian Crawford tweeted when

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Speaker 4: they put up a picture of the Texas Longhorn, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: I don't know it's name.

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Speaker 5: What is it? Bevo? Bevo? Where does that come?

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Speaker 3: Beef beef beef vocational basically because like they're a school

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Speaker 4: They put up a picture of Bevo on Twitter and

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Speaker 4: Adrian quote tweeted it and said, look, another edible mascot.

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Speaker 5: Where's the lie?

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Speaker 3: Like perhaps the most edible as mascot, Like let's take

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Speaker 3: it there, like bro and and agent me thinking of

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Speaker 1: Its gamy, a little nimby, but you know, well, Beanie,

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Speaker 1: you know Howard Bison, you know shouts to Howard long

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Speaker 3: I feel like how a fucking bison is probably DELI

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Speaker 3: mumbo sauce on that motherfucker something. I think the the

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Speaker 3: the Virginia Tech Hoki the turkey probably is fucking delicious too.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: They have one of the most unique reasonings for why

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Speaker 3: their actual team name. You know, their actual team name

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Speaker 3: is the Hokies, and they got that ship off off

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Speaker 3: a chair that went like Hoky Hoky High or some

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Speaker 3: really corny shit. But where the yeah, where the turkey

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Speaker 3: comes in is they were once a military school, right,

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Speaker 3: and you know how when you're in the military, you

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Speaker 3: have to eat real regiment, like you pick your folk up,

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Speaker 3: you move it in, and you put it back and

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Speaker 3: And their nickname not their official team nickname, but they

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Speaker 3: were called the Fighting Gobblers because quickly.

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Speaker 5: Of the show.

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Speaker 3: They were called the Fighting Gobblers, and so you know,

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Speaker 3: Turkey's gobble Gobble. So that was how the turkeys came

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Speaker 3: along as the Virginia Tech mascot. They were the Gobblers

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Speaker 3: bro the Fighting Gobbles. I feel like if he put

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Speaker 3: kind of cooler, A little bit though.

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Speaker 2: Cool, but it's fun, you know.

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Speaker 5: What I mean.

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Speaker 4: Notre Dame's got to have one of the tastiest mascots.

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Speaker 3: You know, an irishman, a little Leprechaun, you know, a

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Speaker 5: Wasn't that Why.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't that originally why they were chasing him, like, you know,

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Speaker 4: But weren't they isn't the Irish folk tales. Weren't they

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Speaker 3: I thought I thought they were chasing them because he

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Speaker 3: knew where the pot of gold at the end of

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00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 3: the rainbow and sh it was.

446
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 5: Was that Lucky Charms propaganda? I think that's Lucky Charms.

447
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 5: I think that's like Coca cola and veneze. They were

448
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 5: really chasing leprecaunts to eat them.

449
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 2: Are leprechauns considered human? Is that cannabalists?

450
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 3: They're they're they're human anoids, but they're yeah, they're they're

451
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 3: they're they're anthromoomorphic and that's the way we're gonna use.

452
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 5: But they're not humans. You know what I'm saying.

453
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 4: Humanoids has got to be one of the funniest words

454
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 4: in the English language.

455
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Speaker 5: Bro, You're like human like but not really are you?

456
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 2: You know?

457
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,160
Speaker 4: It's like I love noid because it's like you took

458
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 4: the word ish, but you made it like Latin and

459
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 4: official sounding.

460
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?

461
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,959
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, if we keep in it with

462
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: with the cannibalism, like I mean, the raging cages, if

463
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 3: you we're gonna trust anyone in this country to cook

464
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 3: a person like like I would trust Louisiana with that

465
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 3: above any state.

466
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 2: Really, this is fact.

467
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 6: I hate, I agree, but I definitely do yeah with smack.

468
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Uh?

469
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,239
Speaker 5: Do you hear you eat? Rabbit? Tyler? South Dakota the

470
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 5: jack rabbits. I've had rabbit stew before rabbits.

471
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Speaker 2: The rabbit stuck is fire.

472
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Speaker 4: Bro. Yeah, Okay, So South Dakota State's in there Colorado.

473
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Colorado and the Bison buffalo family for sure, but

474
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Speaker 3: Colorado bro Like, I wouldn't trust them to do the

475
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 3: buffalo the same way I trust these. Like did y'all

476
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 3: see the whole ship about how Deon Sanders bought grits

477
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 3: to Boulder?

478
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 5: Did y'all see that whole new story?

479
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? But why people do meet good though? White people

480
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 2: look good at meat though, aren't they? It's grits. I

481
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 2: don't want to trust. But like you know what I'm saying,

482
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 2: Like barbecue, Colorado barbecue, though I don't know. I never

483
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 2: I lived there a year, never had it.

484
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 4: So the concern because like white people with turkey is

485
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 4: much worse than everyone else turkey is it's always much

486
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 4: drier than it should be. And isn't the thing with

487
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 4: bison that that meat can get it? Can? It can

488
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 4: be dry if you're not like cooking it properly. So

489
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Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know.

490
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 5: I don't know.

491
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Speaker 6: What you see Santa Colorado barbecue?

492
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? The more, the more delicious

493
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 2: than barbecue is. So yeah, that's the issue.

494
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,360
Speaker 4: Uh, you see Santa Cruz the banana slugs.

495
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think those would be disgusting brolug.

496
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Speaker 5: I don't know.

497
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 4: I wouldn't would I wouldn't, but I'm sure someone somewhere does.

498
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 5: How they get named the banana slugs.

499
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Speaker 7: The banana slug in my life is a thing at summer.

500
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Speaker 2: At summer camp when I was like nine years old.

501
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 5: Like, actually is a real eater bro like.

502
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 7: Thing when you lick them that your tongue goes. No,

503
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 7: it's something to do with the banana slug.

504
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 5: It's like how you used to like lick toads to

505
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 5: get high and ship like that.

506
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,719
Speaker 7: Like probably I don't know, but like when we were

507
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 7: when they were I was like nine year old in

508
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 7: summer camp, there was like all these trailers we would

509
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 7: hike and stuff, and like we would there would be

510
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 7: banana slugs all over the place and be like older

511
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 7: campers be like, yo, look the banana slug, Like you'll make.

512
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Speaker 2: Your tongue go Now We're all like, what the heck?

513
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 7: And so a bunch of us did it. A bunch

514
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 7: of people did it, and indeed makes your tongue going number.

515
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Speaker 2: But Jackson, like, what is the benefit of your tongue

516
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 2: going numb?

517
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Speaker 3: Bro slug?

518
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Speaker 5: I was not you. Look listen listen, let's let's not judge.

519
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Speaker 3: I'm sure, I'm sure.

520
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 5: I'm sure.

521
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Speaker 3: I'm sure all of us have licked a nine volt

522
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 3: battery before as kids have we all not. I did not, Okay,

523
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 3: I'm just saying what was the purpose and that ship

524
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Speaker 3: that sh low key hurt a little bit hurt.

525
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean like just a slug is a

526
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 6: particular type of nasty.

527
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 2: Oh it was gross.

528
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Speaker 7: I'm not saying it was a good experience. I learned

529
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Speaker 7: a lesson.

530
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Speaker 4: John makes a point though, like what you were like,

531
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Speaker 4: oh sweet, my tongue.

532
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: I wasn't like, oh sweet, I was.

533
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Speaker 7: We were all like what, no, there's no way. We're

534
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 7: like it's like, it was like, there's no way that

535
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 7: makes your tongue go.

536
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 6: Now, I think the difference between the nine bolt batteries,

537
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 6: like I would touch and I mean a nine bowte battery,

538
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 6: you know, I mean I don't even want to put

539
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 6: my hands on the slug at nine years old, Like

540
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 6: it was just gross in every way possible, let alone

541
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Speaker 6: my tongue.

542
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Speaker 2: That's why I'm so shocked. But yes, I did look

543
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Speaker 2: at nine bolt battery because I was curious.

544
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Speaker 4: What was the what was the urban legend on the

545
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 4: nine bolt battery.

546
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 2: I don't know.

547
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Speaker 5: It wasn't a legend that shit shocked shocked you?

548
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 2: Oh I hurt? Yeah?

549
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn I missed out on all the good Oh no,

550
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 4: you didn't, brother, all the good licking legends.

551
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 2: I think think, I think it's okay. I think you

552
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: probably turned out for the back. You're not a real eater, bro,

553
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 2: I thought I was.

554
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 4: I guess I'm not. You know, I don't get to

555
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 4: play for Virginia techs uh you see hear find the

556
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 4: ant Eaters. That's the only other one I wrote down.

557
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 4: People don't know about that, I bet have you ever?

558
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 2: That's one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.

559
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 6: Somebody said a nigga look like an ant eater, and

560
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 6: we know what eaters look like.

561
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: But then I looked. I went to Google to check it,

562
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 2: and it.

563
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 6: Was just like Tail said, this nigga looked like, Yes,

564
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 6: eaters are one of the ugliest beings on the entire planet.

565
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 4: Dog.

566
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not long as fun, that's not ugliest.

567
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 2: And in the way they eat bro nasty fialthy.

568
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 4: The protein rich though, I bet you know what I mean.

569
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 3: I mean, you know the whole thing is animals taste

570
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 3: like what they eat, so I guess an ant eater

571
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 3: would taste like ants.

572
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 5: But I have no idea what the fucking ant eaters.

573
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: Only eat ants like exclusively? Is there another source of

574
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 2: eaters broust it?

575
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 5: I feel like no.

576
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 3: Motherfuckers might not even have teeth. I feel like they

577
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 3: just have a hole at the end.

578
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 5: And that little as.

579
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 2: To bro, that's an insect in the form of a mammal. Bro,

580
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

581
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 6: Like that motherfucker should be an insect. The way it

582
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 6: eats and looks. Doesn't deserve to be a mam.

583
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 3: You don't deserve to suckle your young ant eater if

584
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 3: you're listening, I mean that too. You don't deserve those

585
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 3: memmory glands you have.

586
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: Damn right, damn right, Well.

587
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 4: They're specialized the feet on small insects. Each ant eater

588
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 4: species has its own insect preference. Smaller ones eat arboreal

589
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 4: insects living on small branches, while the large ones can

590
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 4: penetrate the hard covering of the nests of terrestrial ants.

591
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 2: Uh, what's what is it?

592
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 5: What is okay?

593
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 7: Here?

594
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 5: You go to avoid the jobs?

595
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: Why is that needed to be said?

596
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 3: Because like something you ain't seen them big ass African

597
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 3: ant mouth or like five feet tall, like they go

598
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 3: in and wreck those motherfuckers in and just eat that ship,

599
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 3: my god.

600
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 5: Okay.

601
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 4: To avoid the jaws, sting, and other defenses of the insects,

602
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 4: ant eaters have adopted the feeding strategy of licking up

603
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 4: large numbers of ants and termites as quickly as possible.

604
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 4: An ant inter normally spends about a minute at a

605
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 4: nest before moving on to a to another, and a

606
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 4: giant ant eater has to visit up to two hundred

607
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 4: nests per day to consume the thousands of insects it needs.

608
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 5: But this is little motherfuckers man.

609
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: Like ants on or relating to Earth. Why does it

610
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: need to be.

611
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 3: We know no, because lots of ants are subterranean. Though

612
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 3: lots of ants have their ship underground.

613
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: But that's not related to Earth and ants.

614
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 5: An ant farm is subterranean. Bro they dig under the ground.

615
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 4: Terrestrial in the earth, in the earth, in the earth,

616
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 4: as opposed in the tree our boreal insects versus terrestrial

617
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 4: two hundred per day is that's like a grambling state.

618
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 4: That's like you got to see the film on this

619
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 4: they're moving pretty quickly. The ant eater's tongue is covered

620
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 4: with thousands of tiny hooks, which are used to hold

621
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 4: the insects together with large amounts of saliva. Swallowing and

622
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 4: the movement inc are aided by side to side movements.

623
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 4: They don't have teeth. Yeah, they don't have teeth, and

624
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 4: they don't chew them. The tongue is attached to the

625
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 4: sternum and moves very quickly, flicking one hundred and fifty

626
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 4: times per minute. The ant eater's stomach is similar to

627
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 4: a bird's gizzard, has hardened folds and uses strong contractions

628
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 4: to grind the insects, a digestive process assisted by small

629
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 4: amounts of ingested sand and dirt.

630
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Speaker 2: These are disgusting, bro I'm telling y'all, you feel me out.

631
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: Like I said, at.

632
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Speaker 6: Most it should be a reptile. It doesn't deserve to

633
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 6: be a fucking mammal. And I feel like though, if

634
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 6: there's like reincarnation, the worst people that existed are coming

635
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 6: back as motherfucking ant eater's broth. There's there's a lot

636
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 6: of insects I would rather be than the the ugliest

637
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 6: ship and they nastiest hell and eaters.

638
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 2: I'm anti ant eater out nasty.

639
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 4: Speaking of nasty, uh, Jason Whitlock tweeted, and I haven't blocked,

640
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 4: so I don't know this, but Tyler's gonna Tyler's gonna

641
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 4: break it down for it. Jason Whitlock snitched on himself

642
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 4: in the way that old people love snitching on themselves,

643
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 4: not realizing that targeted ads are targeted for a reason.

644
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 8: Tyler, please enlighteness, let me go to this motherfucker's page

645
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 8: because because I need to read the exact you have

646
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 8: to read it word for word.

647
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 5: Okay.

648
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 3: So he posted up for one of the motherfuckers, took

649
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 3: a picture of his actual laptop, right like with his phone.

650
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: Old guy, old guy, move number one.

651
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 4: Here now the target he's he's now down oh and

652
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 4: two in the count with the with the not realizing

653
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 4: it was a.

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00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 3: Targeted ad too, right, And so he says, you know,

655
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the standings on ESPN dot com. That's

656
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 3: the page you took a picture of, and this is

657
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 3: the ad running above the standings. How is this possible?

658
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 3: And then he put a question mark, then appropriate question mark,

659
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 3: and the ad that popped up it says it has

660
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 3: like a little post it where it says balls deep

661
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 3: inside of me, it's a great way to spend your birthday.

662
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: And then if and you know that's the pitch because

663
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 3: it's selling a one piece funny happy birthday him, husband,

664
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 3: boyfriend birthday gift decoration shop.

665
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 5: Now whatever the fuck?

666
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Speaker 3: And so you know this old motherfucker's got a lesson

667
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Speaker 3: of how targeted ads work. Bro that was an ESPN

668
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Speaker 3: doing that. That was you, you, you freaky frog in

669
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Speaker 3: your search history.

670
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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

671
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Speaker 3: That was that was the trail of the cookie crumbs

672
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Speaker 3: that you accepted, that came back and now you told

673
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Speaker 3: the whole world that you don't know how targeted ads used.

674
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Speaker 3: And we found out that you out here being a

675
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Speaker 3: freaky frog, and now you mad at everybody.

676
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Speaker 4: Okay, my my ad when I go to the ESPN

677
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 4: NFL standings page, my targeted ad is a this is

678
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Speaker 4: actually offensive. In the other direction is a New Year's

679
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Speaker 4: sale on the Wall Street Journal subscription.

680
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Speaker 5: I heard you like reading about you know, lolobal economics there, but.

681
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Speaker 3: To start your ear with the bank joint too.

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Speaker 4: I do read about do I do read I don't know,

683
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Speaker 4: I guess I do read about Finance.

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Speaker 2: I got, I got x X. Yeah, pretty run on

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Speaker 2: the mill.

686
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Speaker 7: Jason Wedlock must have really hit that algorithm pretty hard man.

687
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Speaker 6: I bet he could give us a fucking one hundred

688
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 6: dollars tour of the motherfucking porn bro. I bet he

689
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Speaker 6: knows he aims in fucking out so fucking that nasty,

690
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Speaker 6: weird motherfucker.

691
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Speaker 2: I bet he would take us to places we didn't

692
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Speaker 2: know existing.

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Speaker 5: It's like, it's like the VIP Dodger Stadium, toure we

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Speaker 5: got for vide.

695
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Speaker 6: He's in, motherfuck take you to the dug out, you

696
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Speaker 6: know what I mean, the fucking locker room. You know

697
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Speaker 6: when they prep to get ready for they You know

698
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Speaker 6: what I'm saying, Bro, I bet.

699
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Speaker 2: He knows all the things, bro.

700
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Speaker 5: Shit, my fat ass got a cracker barrel.

701
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Speaker 6: I wonder if the Wall Street because I got The

702
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Speaker 6: Wall Street with two I've never read Wall Street.

703
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's because it's the regional or something.

704
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. You listen to math podcast.

705
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Speaker 4: I think they was about to say, I mean respectfully,

706
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Speaker 4: I mean and similarly, like, I don't know I read

707
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 4: Financial News and I don't read the Wall Street Journal

708
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 4: because their paywall actually, yeah, read review but respectfully. But

709
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 4: maybe I should you know, maybe I'm.

710
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Speaker 2: Gonna send that math podcast too. It was fucking It

711
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 2: was phenomenal, guys.

712
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 4: Tyler and I did have a theory on how this

713
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 4: happened to Jason Whitlock, which is that perhaps when the

714
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 4: website asked him if he accepted all cookies, perhaps he

715
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Speaker 4: misinterpreted what the website meant.

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Speaker 3: Like over sipson one in his taba I'm thirsty tab

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Speaker 3: link to except except I wanted all the cookies. I'm

718
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Speaker 3: accepting all these.

719
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Speaker 5: Raising.

720
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Speaker 2: I want to see what the tabs looking like.

721
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Speaker 7: He said, I don't see color about cookies.

722
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Speaker 2: He said, I'll see.

723
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Speaker 5: I'll give me any type of cooking you want.

724
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 3: Oh ship all right, but yeah, but the double down

725
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: was the worst ship of it all. He came back

726
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Speaker 3: instead and said, Bro, he's like, I'm not searching for this.

727
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 3: I He was like, Bro, he see he put up

728
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 3: this big ass explanation and he was like, I've like

729
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: giving my life to God and to He mentioned that

730
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 3: ship that we discussed, that whole covenant app or whatever.

731
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 4: He's got the accountability partnership.

732
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Speaker 3: Yes, he mentioned that he's on that and he doesn't

733
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 3: do that, and he said, this is all grooming by

734
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 3: the quote unquote alphabet mafia. Who the fuck is trying

735
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 3: to groom your sixty eight year old ass for one,

736
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Speaker 3: Let's start there.

737
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Speaker 5: To know the fuck none of it. None of that

738
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Speaker 5: is true.

739
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 3: This is how targeted ads work, bro, And it's just

740
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, just fuck that guy, Like, I just

741
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 3: do not like that motherfucker.

742
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 5: I don't know how to say, don't you him? I

743
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 5: should to twenty twenty five? I don't know.

744
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 3: See it was like, you know, it was like everyone's like, yo,

745
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 3: don't give people your energy, you know, in the new year.

746
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 3: But what about if you just decide.

747
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 2: To say fuck you want something?

748
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 7: Right?

749
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 5: What if you just want to say fuck everybody you

750
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 5: don't like in the new year? Like, how is that?

751
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,959
Speaker 5: How was that frowned upon?

752
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 2: I mean, I think the thing with that nigga is

753
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 2: is not gonna change shit.

754
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 6: But if you just like getting your issue dunking on

755
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 6: his ass, I get it, bro, you feel me.

756
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 3: I let the ship slide until he said some shit

757
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 3: about about y'all. Are y'all are delusional not seeing that

758
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: this is grooming by the alphabet mafia with targeted ass

759
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 3: the same way that y'all. I'll say that police brutality

760
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: happens when it does. And I was like, that's really

761
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 3: where we're fucking going, like right, like once the tap

762
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 3: dancer got to laugh for me, that's when I had

763
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 3: to hop in dog like come on, man, come on,

764
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 3: Gregory Haws like like, let's you know what I'm saying,

765
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 3: Like like all right, I wasn't gonna clown your ass

766
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 3: for being a freaky frog.

767
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 5: But now you're on some Uncle Ruckus ship. You know

768
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

769
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: Now, don't tiling. But he found a way to make

770
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 2: a porn as that uncle.

771
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 3: Yes that he's done, no, but that's the whole thing.

772
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 3: That's the whole thing.

773
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 5: Whenever he's on his Uncle Ruccus ship, I let him side.

774
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 3: I just couldn't believe that those were the hoops he

775
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 3: was going through to try to justify this.

776
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: Right, like of course he went through those hoops, nigga.

777
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 3: Like bro like like I said, like he threw a

778
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 3: bat sitting up to the worst people on the internet

779
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: to come to his rescue, right like he grew come

780
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 3: to rescue not really everybody ing at that.

781
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 5: So he threw up the black people are liars. Helped me.

782
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 5: Please white people save me. I'll admit it. Black people lie.

783
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 5: Please out Trump twenty twenty four, right.

784
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 4: Like the white people. He set up the bad signal too, said,

785
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 4: we have bad news for you. You are the lying

786
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 4: black man in this situation, sir.

787
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 5: The call is coming from within now. Oh fuck all right,

788
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 5: I don't want to tell you.

789
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 4: Do y'all want to talk about the Jimmy Kimmel Aaron Rodgers?

790
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 5: Shit, I don't feel like we need to talk about

791
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 5: We can talk about it, though.

792
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 3: I'm I mean, you know, kind like I said in

793
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 3: the Year of Rooting on the downfall of people, you know, I.

794
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 5: Feel are we making twenty twenty four the year of the.

795
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: Hater hate more four more?

796
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 3: I have a lot of hate out on the on

797
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 3: the table in twenty twenty three, no chase off in

798
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four.

799
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: Year, I'm turning to hate out.

800
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 3: But but I just feel like, bro, like Aaron Rodgers

801
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 3: has just flown so close to this, Like after McAfee

802
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,479
Speaker 3: signed that ship with ESPN, right like you were, You're

803
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: under the ABC Disney umbrella now right, and you got

804
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 3: this dude saying yeah, I've got it on good record. Basically,

805
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 3: I've got on good record that Jimmy Kimmel is a pedophile, right, Like,

806
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 3: I understand anyone publicly stepping out and saying you got

807
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 3: me all the way fucked up and this is and

808
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 3: if you keep and if you, you know, want to

809
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 3: say some shit like this again, I'm gonna take your

810
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 3: ass a court. I'm completely with kim on that because

811
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 3: that pedophile shit is not nothing to fuck with. You

812
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 3: absolutely have to hop out there somebody wilding on that shit.

813
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 3: But for for me, I just don't get how how

814
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 3: McAfee and Rogers like, Bro, you are talking shit about

815
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 3: the guy who is the late night personality of ABC, right,

816
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 3: the guy who who does the fucking right the guy

817
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 3: who does the Super Bowl pregame shows and the New

818
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 3: Year's Eve shit and the finals halftime interviews and shit.

819
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 3: That guy is the late night guy of this fucking umbrella, right,

820
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 3: And so you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't know,

821
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 3: I don't know if if the hammer's gonna come down

822
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 3: on him. I don't know if that's gonna be the

823
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 3: end of his time with Pat McAfee. But mcaffee kind

824
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: of start.

825
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, McAfee kind of started walking it back already, was like,

826
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,240
Speaker 4: you know, like we like to talk shoot on this show,

827
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 4: and you know, like a yeah, he's like Aaron and

828
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 4: Jimmy have like a long standing thing that the two

829
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 4: of them need to figure out, not as part of

830
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 4: this show, you know whatever else. So I just like,

831
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 4: I think the thing Jimmy said that I resonated with, Yeah,

832
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 4: for sure, you know, if he's gonna keep doing it,

833
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 4: taking record whatever, But what I what I the thing

834
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: is in this country because of the First Amendment, it's

835
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 4: very hard to prove. That's why it was such a

836
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 4: big deal that Fox News actually got stuck with one on,

837
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 4: you know, with with the dominion lawsuit, because you've got

838
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 4: to prove that he knows he's lying, which is hard

839
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 4: to do if you're a stupid person, a publicly stupid

840
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 4: person like Aaron Rodgers. Like you know, it's like like

841
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 4: does he I mean with all the crystals and darkness shit, Like,

842
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 4: how are you saying this dude isn't just a dumb guy,

843
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like that's that would be

844
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 4: his lawyer's defense, and then you have to prove that

845
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 4: he's defaming you intention which I think is probably a

846
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 4: little bit easier to prove or whatever. But like the

847
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 4: thing Jimmy Kimmel said was, you know, you're putting his

848
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 4: family in danger, which is exactly true. Like it's one

849
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 4: thing to like John said, you call me a pedophile,

850
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 4: Like no, no, no, no, we're not. That's not when we

851
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 4: lets slide. You know, you say whatever stupid shit on

852
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 4: the internet you want, but we're not letting that one slide.

853
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 4: But then on top of that, no, it's it's the

854
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 4: real concern is not just a stupid person saying something

855
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 4: stupid on the internet. It's are you calling these crazy

856
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 4: Pizzagate motherfuckers who are gonna be following my kids to

857
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 4: school or something like like that's what you know what

858
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 4: I mean. And so that's where I understand him actually,

859
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 4: like kind of breaking character on a feud or whatever

860
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 4: and being.

861
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 5: Like no, no, no, no, no no.

862
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 6: That's the first time I've ever heard somebody say I'm

863
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 6: taking you to court. And I was like, yeah, take that,

864
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 6: you feel me, because usually I'm like, shut the fuck up.

865
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 6: That was like, yo, yeah, this is this is wow.

866
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Speaker 6: Bro right, I told you me and wife you joke.

867
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 6: Wo see you in court all the time. Like that's

868
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 6: one of our running jokes. That is funny at.

869
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 3: Ship when motherfucker's gonna say they gonna take a motherfucker

870
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 3: the court to me.

871
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 5: But yeah, I completely understand it. That ain't nothing to

872
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 5: play with.

873
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing to play with.

874
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, do we want to talk about, bro.

875
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 2: Y'all need a TV show? You need a TV show

876
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 2: in your house? Bro, Everything you tell me about is

877
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. Y'all see you in court back and forth.

878
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 6: They don't want to do numbers man, one of them

879
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,919
Speaker 6: you fucking Miami shows or whatever the fuck and put

880
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 6: y'all niggas in there.

881
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

882
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 6: We need a real family of rich That's what we needed.

883
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,800
Speaker 2: A star fucking me dog he he.

884
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 3: Whoever's listening, Hey, the dms are open, gona make me kid.

885
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,479
Speaker 2: That's the only way, you know what I mean.

886
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 5: The network is gonna need to hard wire the internet

887
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 5: in there. I will say that that's all.

888
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 4: That's the only drawback I'm trying to do the the

889
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 4: real families of Richmond. Uh yeah, fucking sign us up

890
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 4: for that ship right now. Actually delete this segment. That's ad.

891
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 4: That's a real pitch.

892
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 5: We don't.

893
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: I got a couple more we can try to.

894
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that, speaking of shit, I would need

895
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 4: to see live stream with Tyler and this may be

896
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 4: the US needing to get into streaming or some shit.

897
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 4: Uh I think it was Trey Black. Trey said pointed

898
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 4: out NC double A football, we're only a couple months

899
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 4: away from NCUBLEA football coming back, and Tyler's immediate response was,

900
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 4: if you think you've heard some Republican roundball takes from

901
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 4: me before, wait until one of these five stars tries

902
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 4: to hit the transfer portal after having a good season

903
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 4: with me.

904
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be sounded like dabbling this motherfucker. I cannot

905
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: wait for that. It's right, that motherfucker. Like I used

906
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: to love NC double A football back in the day,

907
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 3: bro the recruiting, the building, the program shit. But now

908
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 3: you know it's new wrinkles in this shit, right, it's

909
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 3: the transferporters, the nil shit. So yeah, like, like I

910
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 3: ready you know that, you know one of my five

911
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 3: stars that I'm gonna make was gonna be like a

912
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 3: fucking six' FIVE i receiver with ninety nine. Speed he's

913
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 3: gonna like hit the Fucking transferporter on me And i'm

914
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 3: Just i'm just gonna hop On twitter all my dad,

915
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 3: bullshit like LIKE i remember when men used to honor their.

916
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 3: Obligations you know what what happened to a man's? Word you,

917
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 3: Know i'm gonna be one of, them. Motherfuckers i'm leaning into.

918
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 3: It that game is gonna turn me into EVERYTHING i

919
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 3: hate about college. Football AND i cannot, wait, BUDDY i cannot.

920
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 4: Wait it's just Your it is just gonna be a

921
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 4: tweet posted at three thirty.

922
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 5: Am it's just loyalty greater than?

923
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 6: Money was there a point when that was better Than?

924
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 6: Madden BECAUSE i remember in high SCHOOL i played. THAT

925
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 6: i didn't really get like mad until like all the

926
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 6: way until.

927
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 3: College that motherfucking option on, There oh my, god you

928
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 3: talk about some fucking fun to. RUN i used to

929
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 3: run a triple option in that. Shit man had a fucking,

930
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 3: BLAST i used. TO i used to actually like N

931
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 3: cuba more Than, manna but all the homies Played manner, Right,

932
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 3: yeah for.

933
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: SURE i liked it more in high school until COLLEGE

934
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 2: i started playing.

935
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 5: Math, YEAH i was definitely.

936
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 4: MAD i never really PLAYED ncaa, football BUT i do

937
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 4: think they. SOMETHING i was just thinking about the other

938
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 4: day Watching vinnie play TWO k is because you Know

939
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 4: vinnie on TWO k he likes doing the. Paths you

940
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 4: could do The Michael jordan, path so you're like playing

941
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 4: through his career and.

942
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 5: Stuff he loves.

943
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 4: That and that's kind of what sports games are like

944
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 4: when kids played by. Themselves a lot of, times they're

945
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 4: not just running a game against a computer or their

946
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 4: friend or. Something they're doing these like story arc. Things

947
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 4: AND i THINK ncuba football was really ahead of its

948
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 4: time on that just because you always HAD i remember

949
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 4: going to my friend's house when he was playing.

950
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 5: IT i was, like you're recruiting right, now you know

951
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 5: WHAT i.

952
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 4: Mean it's LIKE i thought we were gonna play, football

953
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 4: like video game, football and he's, LIKE i have to

954
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 4: go to this. Kids, Yeah he's LIKE i have to

955
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 4: go to this kid's HOUSE x number of times to

956
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 4: get him because he's a five. Star AND i was, like.

957
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

958
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 4: You but that's What, vinie that's that's what even, like

959
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 4: that's what basically all sports games are. Now THAT'S i,

960
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 4: mean Like vinnie was doing A Jackie robinson thing ON

961
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 4: mlb the, show like it's the story of. Stuff it's

962
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 4: not just like boom is a baseball game you're, playing

963
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 4: and boom is a football game you're playing or.

964
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 6: Whatever baseball game is fun because REMEMBER i used to

965
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 6: love baseball games as a, kid AND i wondered they still.

966
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 4: CLIMB i never, really to be honest with, You actually

967
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 4: he's not home right. Now he's at a baseball, camp

968
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 4: SO i can say this out. Loud He's i've never

969
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 4: played LIKE mlb The show with. HIM i played TWO

970
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 4: k BECAUSE i were. COMPETITIVE i was whooping his ass

971
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 4: for a long time AND i was. Competitive BUT mlb The,

972
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 4: show it's SO i don't, know it's a it's a

973
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 4: little too complicated for.

974
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 5: Me SO i HAVEN'T i haven't. Played he Will i've

975
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 5: Never i've never. Played i've never played. It, yeah, YEAH

976
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 5: i would be The college Of Bible studies for.

977
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 3: Sure.

978
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 4: YEAH i was walking, by, like is that a baseball?

979
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 5: Score how did he score seventy five?

980
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 4: RUNS i don't. KNOW i just kept, hitting accidentally hitting

981
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 4: the button to underhand the ball to show all, Right, well,

982
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 4: actually hold, on this is on the topic list For.

983
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 4: John we got to talk about what is going to

984
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 4: talk about the The Jada Pinkers Smith. Sophie uh that

985
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 4: got Fat joe. Trending why is it on the top

986
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 4: of this for?

987
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 5: ME i don't, know because you said. It i'm just

988
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 5: so go say because you see you said it.

989
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 4: To the group chat and you're you're, right it's it's

990
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 4: worthy of discussion Because i'll be honest with, YOU i

991
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 4: THOUGHT i Was.

992
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:23,479
Speaker 5: Joe.

993
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 4: INITIALLY i thought it was, like that's kind of fucked

994
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 4: up To jada that people are saying that skinny Fat

995
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 4: joe looks like, her you. Know as it turned out

996
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 4: it wasn't fat, Her so it was my bad on that.

997
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 6: ONE i just wanted to share it with. Y'all this

998
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 6: is information That i've seen on the. Internet we don't

999
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 6: have to discuss. IT i used to Love. Jada this

1000
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 6: is you know, anyway.

1001
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 5: Still got?

1002
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 6: It, yeah you, know but it's just it's just a

1003
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 6: hard look for me as somebody that like Watched jason's,

1004
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 6: lyric which is a the most mid of mid movies

1005
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 6: seventy five, times just Because jada's titty was in that,

1006
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 6: motherfucker you know What i'm, Saying like she was the one,

1007
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 6: bro you, know and now she's getting compared to Fat.

1008
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 2: Joe it's just.

1009
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 5: Hard were the ONES i kept Seeing.

1010
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 2: Jada Oh, man Not. Jaden that's a hard. One you,

1011
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: know the short haircut.

1012
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 6: Like back in the, day Like Jada Halle, Berry Tony

1013
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 6: Braxteve bro like those were the. Ones LIKE i love

1014
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 6: that short, haircut you, know ship back.

1015
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 2: Then so like WHEN i see them getting, hit it's

1016
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: like you feel. Me that's. All that's my that's my

1017
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 2: mouth rush for we just named you know.

1018
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 6: WHAT i meant to Put kelly rolling on there, THOUGH

1019
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 6: i Put Kelly.

1020
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 5: Kelly have a little Pixie.

1021
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 6: Kelly i'm telling, Y'ALL i Know beyonce is behind say

1022
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 6: all That kelly is the.

1023
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: One kelly was the, One. Bro she was the one to,

1024
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 2: me she was the. One J, YEAH i.

1025
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 5: WAS i was always A La tavia guy when when.

1026
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 3: One had that a little five foot nothing but like

1027
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 3: hips and dies bro LIKE i had. That, yeah she

1028
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 3: had the dump for two, Though i'm gonna be, honest that.

1029
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: Was two for.

1030
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 6: Me.

1031
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 2: Hm you know What i'm. Saying we ain't gonna get

1032
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 2: to the rest BECAUSE i wanted to. Cancel you know

1033
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: WHAT i, MEAN i fuck with the talent, though you.

1034
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 5: Know WHAT i, mean you Have beyonce, Third, HUH i

1035
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 5: ain't gonna be. FOUR i just always green.

1036
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 2: Browns can if you look at the WOMEN i dated

1037
00:48:53,560 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 2: one look like my mind.

1038
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 5: Up to my.

1039
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 2: Wife, yes, bro, yes SO i. LEAD i Laid kelly wasn't.

1040
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: One kelly's. One kelly still don't. One she's still.

1041
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 4: Crazy the uh it's funny you, mentioned, uh you mentioned

1042
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 4: having that movie on. Deck kids today don't understand the

1043
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 4: fear of DID i remember to rewind the vhs from

1044
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 4: that scene or the next time that gets popped? In

1045
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 4: is every face in the room gonna slowly swivel towards?

1046
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 4: Me like why is the movie stopped right?

1047
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 5: Here the other scene that had.

1048
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 6: Me locked in was the one In belly where all

1049
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 6: girl was sitting sitting on her hallie And Nat, nebraska.

1050
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 2: Whoa i'm talking about?

1051
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 6: Now not to strip up at the crib before the

1052
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 6: cops bust, In. Bro her ass was like from his

1053
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 6: waist to his.

1054
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 3: NECK i thought you was gonna mention The Terrelle hicks

1055
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 3: scene in the Black light when she was blue and

1056
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: ship like that's.

1057
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 2: Art that was hardest hell for, Sure and she and

1058
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 2: she had that vasling long.

1059
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 6: Crazy but when that thumper was, good they had That

1060
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 6: Wes anderson fucking.

1061
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: Shot it was. Beautiful the motherfucker was perfectly cidered in

1062
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 2: the middle of that mother fucking.

1063
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 6: Screen i'm telling, you before this team was, Over i'm

1064
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 6: reaching for something nice and.

1065
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 4: We were gonna talk about the recent, ship BUT i

1066
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 4: think we gotta leave it.

1067
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: THERE i was a freaky. Frog they canna have me

1068
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 2: looking Like jason winlock ass when they're gonna have me,

1069
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 2: now speedback in my.

1070
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 9: Nuts all, right, man we'll be back On.

1071
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 5: Saturday we have a special interview episode On.

1072
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 4: Saturday our next regular episode will Be, monday so look

1073
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 4: out for those and we'll talk About we've seen all

1074
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 4: the tweets from all the people about the recent.

1075
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 5: Ship we'll talk about it On. Monday we'll see all.

1076
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 2: That bye the volume