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Speaker 2: You sound really good.

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Speaker 1: Good. I'm glad, I sound good. I feel awesome. Man,

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Speaker 2: Did you not party?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go home taking nap. Let's hurry up

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Speaker 1: a toolbox. He did survive the weekend with the boys,

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Speaker 1: and I said, hey, man, your flight's not till two

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Speaker 1: He said, he's coming down from a high and he

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Speaker 2: What drug did he do? Ray, It's called family.

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Speaker 1: No, it's called that. He had to be on all weekend.

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Speaker 1: He had to be mister entertainer. I mean, I know.

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Speaker 1: I got a note that they were making milkshakes, they

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Speaker 1: on time, and they didn't take naps. They were running

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 1: It's not like they're hitting it over a net.

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Speaker 2: Thought it was at the country club. We cross over

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Speaker 2: Tennis and Racket Club. Well, hello, mister lunchbox, the usual

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Speaker 1: No, there was none of that, and so I think

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Speaker 1: he was really tired. When I got home last night,

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's actually terrifying. You think he's dead.

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Speaker 1: No, my wife goes, he's awake. I was just talking

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Speaker 2: Somebody put sticking with something.

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Speaker 1: My wife said, hey, I was just talking to him

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Speaker 1: Didn't wake up, man, He was tired. He was tired. Man.

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Speaker 2: He's a good guy, coming on doing the pod like that.

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Speaker 2: What we'll do is we'll try and cut him a

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Speaker 2: check depending on how many downloads we get. See if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me see if they got good and downloads

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Speaker 1: on that one. Let me see um toolbox episodes. No,

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Speaker 2: It's tough. Do you be good in radio? Only? The

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Speaker 2: strong survive lunch?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Well, Arnold is out today. He didn't have to baby

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Speaker 2: sittingy kids. He was on Broadway all weekend. He watched

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Speaker 2: Keith Urban on Thursday night, Keith performed a free live

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Speaker 2: show to everybody that Abby went to, Wow, so Arnold.

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Speaker 2: Abby went to that. Then Abby went with another man

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Speaker 2: And then on Sunday, Abby went with the same dude

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Speaker 2: that she went on Friday night to the Packers Titans game.

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Speaker 2: But so Arnold was the Thursday night and he is pissed.

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Speaker 2: And he said I'll say in his language. He said

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's not good.

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Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna do it live wae ah the one, two,

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Speaker 2: three sore losers?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 1: So I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,

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Speaker 2: At scissor Raymond, I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I'm chewing on these sour gummies would not recommend anyways.

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Speaker 2: And then now it's about to be Halloween, Susan, people

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Speaker 1: We do have bigger things to talk about. We got

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Speaker 1: to talk about Vegas. We got to talk about how

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Speaker 1: We're about to find out, So we go to Vegas.

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Speaker 2: That's a tease, that's a cheese.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: That's why we're the number rated podcast in this room

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Speaker 1: That's right. That's why we are higher rated than anybody

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Speaker 1: so we are still highly higher rated podcasts in them. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: thirty five times your money. Hey, can you I gotta

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Speaker 2: You gotta Why do you think I did it in

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Speaker 1: All right, let's run it back. Let's run it back.

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Speaker 1: Take that hundred that I got the put it back

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Speaker 1: I don't know how they come up with these ideas,

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Speaker 2: Fund You need to read from a note card. No,

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Speaker 2: it's just it's just like you're making a plug.

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Speaker 1: No, that's just what they do.

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Speaker 2: Like it's like, I mean, all you guys posted from

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Speaker 2: or is that place just that fun?

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Speaker 1: No, it was actually pretty cool. Like it was just

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Speaker 1: showing you what you can do. Like Yellowtail was giving

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Speaker 1: out free wine. Okay, now it's better, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Like there's Eminem's just handing out Eminem's.

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Speaker 2: Oh so could people eat them? Or no, so just

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Speaker 2: street and then they're just eating them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're not eating them during a podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's why I knew you were going to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: That's why I brought them.

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Speaker 1: That's like when Chris Martin was on stage, he wasn't

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Speaker 1: eating a freaking eminem Okay, like he wasn't doing it.

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Speaker 1: So we do the walkthrough, then we little happy hour

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh you're getting married? Congratulations? Promover life? All right, yay, cool, awesome. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Vegas Geriatric Edition.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, we could have good luck here.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, I like that idea. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: And you'll tell us what happened after the break.

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Speaker 1: No. We walk in, We're all right, where's that black jack?

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Speaker 1: And on the sign it says suckers come here. No,

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Speaker 2: Have a crab leg while you're getting your ass handed

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Speaker 2: Honey, is that a heart of diamonds? Oh? No, it's

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Speaker 1: And so we go in and we find the blackjack.

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Speaker 2: This one same Buffalo's I don't know there now, there

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Speaker 1: Stream Buffalo on the horizon, Buffalo.

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Speaker 2: We're about to fucking buffalo up your ass.

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Speaker 1: And so she's like, all right, let's play this one

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Speaker 2: Oh, keep the lights on for another month for him.

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Speaker 1: But we did cash out with forty cents on a

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Speaker 2: You got, dude, just principle of it.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said, principal, And she goes, are

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Speaker 1: we really waiting in this line? There was two people

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Speaker 2: Hey, you guys gambling.

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Speaker 1: He had rode his scooter up to the thing. What

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Speaker 2: Happen to know where there's a tinner bar? No.

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Speaker 2: Say, well, guess what you just made sixty one dollars

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Speaker 1: She goes, We're not waiting in line for forty cents.

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Speaker 1: I didn't give it to him. You got the buddy,

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Speaker 2: I love it. I did the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I got my forty cents. I was like, I'm not

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Speaker 2: I come from Vegas, not saying I'm winning, not saying

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Speaker 1: So we're like, we've got to be out of here.

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Speaker 1: And I get a text from Ginny, who's my friend,

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Speaker 2: Right after this, man, I'm on the edge of my seat.

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Speaker 2: Why have the whole thing when you only need the edge.

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Speaker 2: We're down, We're down right now.

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Speaker 1: We're down five Hundy.

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Speaker 2: Right, you keep setting it up like something terrible or

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Speaker 1: We're down five hundy.

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Speaker 2: Oh that increased a little bit.

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Speaker 1: No, no, oh, we lost two hundy on that first

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Speaker 1: Oh right, just wait. Okay. So we get back to

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Speaker 2: She's trying to cheat on you with another book.

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Speaker 1: And I said, okay, all right, you go to bed.

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Speaker 1: She goes I feel I thought.

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00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,520
Speaker 2: You were damn sleep, but are you fucking writing again?

435
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:26,640
Speaker 2: I busted you cheating on me with another book.

436
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like all right, and she goes you sure

437
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,720
Speaker 1: you don't mind. I was like, no, it's fine, I do.

438
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,320
Speaker 1: I mean I may hang out for a little bit.

439
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,920
Speaker 1: She goes, you mean, you're gonna go gamble with Ginny and Andy.

440
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it means.

441
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go gamble with them.

442
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:41,760
Speaker 2: Oh honey, I'm gonna go look at the beautiful fountains.

443
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 1: And so Ginny Andy are like, hey, let's go play

444
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,000
Speaker 1: some black jack. I'm like, all right, cool, and they

445
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 1: picked the table. Sit down, all right, here we go.

446
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 1: That's where we get it back, get it back buying

447
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 1: with two hundred dollars. With that two hundred dollars, I

448
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,720
Speaker 1: didn't win a single hand.

449
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 2: So that's I mean, that's like hen in a row

450
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,320
Speaker 2: ish that you lose.

451
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, yeah, it was like fifteen dollars minimum. I think.

452
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 1: So I may had a couple of pushes, but I

453
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 1: didn't win a single hand in that two hundred dollars.

454
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,719
Speaker 2: Oh man, Vegas still has as sharp of teeth as

455
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,360
Speaker 2: I remember.

456
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 1: Holy hell.

457
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 2: And I'm like, happens villow Man. They teach you a

458
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,120
Speaker 2: lot better, but up there.

459
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,720
Speaker 1: Man, it's like midnight at this point.

460
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,639
Speaker 2: Well, at least throw a couple of bucks at you.

461
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, I don't know what to do.

462
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not good. This is just

463
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 1: not a good start. Maybe I should just go and

464
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 1: start in the morning. And we had ordered around the

465
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 1: cocktails and my cocktail comes, I'm like, yeah, you know what,

466
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 1: I'll buy back it. I mean we're already almost halfway

467
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 1: through the kiddie, you know what I mean. And it's

468
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:45,479
Speaker 1: night one. I ain't buy back in for two hundred.

469
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

470
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,959
Speaker 2: I'm fine with that decision. Sober.

471
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I start winning. I start winning.

472
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,159
Speaker 2: Honey won't be home tonight.

473
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 1: And I'm up like four to twenty five at that

474
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 1: table now, like the two hundred I rebought in. So

475
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm at like six seventy six twenty five. So and

476
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, when I get up five hundred, because

477
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 1: then I'm almost back to even for the night, Yeah,

478
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,919
Speaker 1: I am cashing out and I'm going to bed smart.

479
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 1: I never got up to five hundred.

480
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: I'm not laughing.

481
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 1: I never got up to five hundred.

482
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 2: Ray, I never saw that five zero zero. It's top

483
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 2: of the efforest it was. You just couldn't keep climbing.

484
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 1: I was up for twenty five barys.

485
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 2: I'll see at the summit, I'm going to five hundred.

486
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: And then I lost like three hens in row. Then

487
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 1: I win a couple, then I lose three in a row.

488
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, all right, I'm not gonna lose four

489
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 1: in row. Let me go big go, put in big bet,

490
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,640
Speaker 1: loose four in a row. I'm not gonna lose five

491
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 1: in a row. But it just fell apart and I

492
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:54,199
Speaker 1: lost it all back, dude, it's a.

493
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,239
Speaker 2: Vicious woman out there in Vegas. Lady luck is what

494
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 2: they call her.

495
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: So we're down nine hundred. Okay, we're down nine hundred,

496
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I gotta go to bed, Ginny, and

497
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 1: You're like, you lost it all?

498
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean I still have my mortgage, but

499
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 2: I lost.

500
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: What I brought ish, I lost what I brought tonight,

501
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: I said, we're halfway through the kiddie. I've been here

502
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: for eight nine hours and I am already halfway through

503
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: my money. And I don't bring my ATM car because

504
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ATM. We don't bring that to Vegas.

505
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, well, we're gonna stay here and play.

506
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: We'll see We'll see you tomorrow. I'm like, all right,

507
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: So next day, wake up and I gotta go to

508
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 1: the Las Vegas Motor Speedway to shoot something for Hyundai,

509
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: like we do a video. I mean, I've never been

510
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: so sick in my life.

511
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 2: Literally or just money sick.

512
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: No, no, literally like car sick. Because I was in

513
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: the back seat and we were whipping around going you know,

514
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: zero to sixty and three seconds and I mean taking turns,

515
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and we did it like four times.

516
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 1: It's not like we just did it once and okay,

517
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: get out of the car, all right, now do it again.

518
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: They warn you, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm

519
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: gonna vomit. I mean I was pale, I was see through.

520
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: I was not feeling good.

521
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 2: Can we get a little bit more of that uh

522
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 2: TV powder for this guy? He's pale white?

523
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it was not good. So I mean I'm all.

524
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: Right, does he always look this ghostly on camera?

525
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

526
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: I'm not great on the television screen.

527
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. And so get back to the hotel and I'm like, man,

528
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go take it now. I don't feel good.

529
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 2: This trip is gunder ship, Like, I don't feel good.

530
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 2: What is happening? You lose your money and get spun

531
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 2: around a racetrack and now you're going to bed at

532
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 2: two pm?

533
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it was like one pm.

534
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 2: This isn't the Vegas we envisioned.

535
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: No, but it was so far it's not the Vegas

536
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: I envisioned, you know what I mean? I was like

537
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 1: I was I felt When I got out of the car,

538
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you don't look so good. Should we

539
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: get you some orange juice? Yeah? I'm like, yeah, give

540
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: me something because I feel terrible. And so I text

541
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: my wife, Hey back at the hotel. She goes, O, Hey,

542
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm out at the pool. I've had like

543
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: two Pina coladas. I'm like, must be nice.

544
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 2: How many more strings have they pulled in the book?

545
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 2: Anybody else die? Well?

546
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: She finished that book and she moved on to another

547
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: one that was much happier. And so I go up

548
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,959
Speaker 1: and I take a little nap. She comes up and

549
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: she's like, well, what do you want to do? And

550
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, I don't know.

551
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,719
Speaker 2: I mean see the fountain.

552
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: And then I get a text from Jenny and Andy.

553
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: What are you guys up to?

554
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 2: So they were down all weekend?

555
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay they were. They were there for the iHeart Festival.

556
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't know about Jenny's ice cream.

557
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Jenny, Jenny and Andy are friends. They come

558
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: every year and so it's Genny's birthday on the twenty first.

559
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: That's their her birthday celebration. Every year they go to

560
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 1: Vegas for the iHeart Festival and we hang out. Uh

561
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 1: so I'm all right, well, you guys want to be birthday.

562
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,360
Speaker 1: You guys want to meet up and you know, gamble

563
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: a little bit.

564
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 2: No, let's meet up and talk catch up about life.

565
00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we go and play black jack. I buy

566
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: him for two hundred. I don't win a single hand

567
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: for that too.

568
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: H dude, what dude, did you soak your hands in

569
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: ice water? What the you are? Ice cold? I've never

570
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 2: seen anything like You're usually got the touch of midas man.

571
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. And so I'm like, all right, well, you guys

572
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: want to go to the sports book and play some

573
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: you know, I got to place raise ten game parlay.

574
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: Thank you for doing that.

575
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: By the way, and by the way, we did go

576
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you this. We did go to

577
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: the sports book because I wanted to bet on the

578
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: Jets Patriots game. And when we walk in, they're like, oh,

579
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: do you have the app? Do you want to sign

580
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: up for the app?

581
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: Like? No, I want to go to a window like

582
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,959
Speaker 2: they did in the seventies.

583
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: You can bet up to two hundred and fifty dollars

584
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: on your first bet, and if you lose, we'll give

585
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: you two hundred and fifty dollars in bet credits. My

586
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: wife's like, oh, I'll sign up, love it. So she

587
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: puts two hundred and fifty in her account and she

588
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: puts two hundred. As she's signing up, I walk over

589
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: there and I'm like, oh, that horse race starts in

590
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: four minutes. Let me watch these horses walk out. Ooh

591
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: the seven horse different drum. I like the way he walks. Uh,

592
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: can I take twenty dollars on different drum to win? Please?

593
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: And and they're off down the straightaway and around the

594
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: final turn down the final straight away, seven different drum

595
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: is pulling away for the wind. One won sixty five

596
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: dollars on different drum. While my wife was signing up

597
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: for the account.

598
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought she put the two fifty on it.

599
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna tell me it was all

600
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: one back, all the money you lost.

601
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: No, but I said, put two fifty on the jets

602
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: minus six.

603
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 2: Why with three two hundred and fifty dollars, why would

604
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: you not go into exotic try and pick the correct score.

605
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. It's free money. You get

606
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: credit if you lose.

607
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: Right, But why not just win one bet and get

608
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: the two hundred and thirty dollars you get.

609
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 2: There's different ways of thinking about it.

610
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: Correct The Jets cover easily, So we win that two

611
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty. So we're on our way back. You know,

612
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: we were on our way back till Friday when we

613
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: I bought him for two hundred, didn't win another hand.

614
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was rewind. Now we're back in.

615
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: Now we're back at present time. So we took us

616
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: down a pen.

617
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 2: Tell me about horse Sorry won fucking sixty dollars, but

618
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 2: you don't give a shit. Tell me if you won

619
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 2: all your money or lost your rats. Ray, I did

620
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: win a horse race, lucky drum, Holy hell fits.

621
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I lost that two hundred and so

622
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I'm gonna go play some

623
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: roulette and I take out one hundred dollars, let me

624
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: buy in, and I'm putting my you know, five dollars

625
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: on every number because I'm trying to play it slow,

626
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: trying to play it slow where I can you know,

627
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: play those five numbers five times, because twenty five bucks

628
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: a spin, four spins the hit any of my numbers?

629
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 2: Are you playing with? Jenny and Mark?

630
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: Now, Jenny and Andy and my wife are still sitting

631
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: at the blackjack table. They're still in. But you felt

632
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: like the juju was bad. I lost two hundred, didn't

633
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: win a hand. Yeah, So go over to the roulette

634
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: table and I play my numbers red twelve, black, seventeen,

635
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: red eighteen, red nineteen, red twenty one. Play those for

636
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: four spins in a row. Don't hit all right? What

637
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: is going? Great?

638
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: But that's nostalgic. He does it for reasons. You guys

639
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: all know why. And sometimes you got to move away

640
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 2: from that strategy.

641
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. I go back over to the blackjack table. Wife like, oh,

642
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: where'd you go? Roulette? And I'm like, yeah, She goes,

643
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: how'd it go? And I was that's been going all weekend?

644
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: Oh you were that kind of vibe guy. Oh hey,

645
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 2: stay away from lunch. He's he's the worst bojo ever

646
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: right now. Yeah, so you didn't have your aura anymore.

647
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: I was trying. Man.

648
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 2: I let me just say this. I ran into this

649
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: lunch guy at two am about three years ago, hadn't

650
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: won a thing, and he's just sitting there putting clicking

651
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: on me and baser screen beer on a heater, and

652
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 2: you got some guy that just dipped himself in the

653
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: Antarctic circle. I'm like, buddy, get away from me. You

654
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: couldn't win right now if you did a coin toss.

655
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. And so then I gotta go back

656
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: and get ready. Gotta gotta go to the concert. But

657
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: me and my wife need to eat dinner. It's about

658
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: five o'clock and I gotta be over there like six fifteen. Oh,

659
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: we didn't make dinner reservations. Where are we gonna eat?

660
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: Let's go try Hovey Hares again. And we go. We

661
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: get a seat at the bar, sit down, get a menu.

662
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: I get a tap on my shoulder, my left shoulder.

663
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: People sit next to us like, oh my gosh, we're

664
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: huge fans.

665
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 2: You guys have a couple of dollars.

666
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting next to the listeners the whole dinner

667
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: and they're talking my ear off. Well, I'm trying to

668
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: just relax, trying to recoup my you know, bearings. But

669
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: they're real nice people. So we eat dinner and then

670
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta go to the concert. She's like,

671
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna meet up with Ginny Andy. We're

672
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: gonna probably have a drink. Then we'll head over there.

673
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 2: Wait, she left you by yourself.

674
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: Why I had to walk? I had to go to

675
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: the concert early.

676
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm shocked. You didn't walk into traffic.

677
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: No, no, no, so.

678
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 2: Get out, hey, keep an eye on lunch of box guys.

679
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: Nobody let it be. Uh.

680
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: So we go over the concert and I'm like, all right,

681
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I'll see you guys later.

682
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the rest.

683
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: Right after this, I got the crime music going. This

684
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 2: is getting dark.

685
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: So the concert was great, you know what I mean.

686
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: Watch all these bands and people performed. Paramore rocked it.

687
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: I mean they were they were freaking good. Uh. Paramour

688
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: was really good. Uh. Thomas Rhett was there. He did

689
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: a great job. Who else did I see that first night?

690
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember who else was there the first night?

691
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: You saw the people, dude, I saw the list, New

692
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 2: Kids on the Block, Keith Urban, Thomas, Bobby Bones. No.

693
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of who else they saw

694
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: the first night. But anyway, done now he was second night,

695
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: First night dude smoke show.

696
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: What looks like?

697
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: Oh, and then Camilla Cabella Hot and her dancers hot Espresso. Yeah. Anyway,

698
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: so they were like, hey, where are we gonna meet

699
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: out of this? I was like, let's meet at New York,

700
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: New York, and like, well, we just got drink, so

701
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: it may be a minute. They just got They got

702
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: the big ones, tall boys, They got the big daddies. Jenny,

703
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: my wife, and Andy. And you gotta understand Andy is

704
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: probably six five three pounds. I mean he's a monster.

705
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: I think I've met him and he's a huge dude.

706
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, well I'm gonna be at

707
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: New York, New York. I'm gonna play some craps. So

708
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: I buy in and put some money out. All right,

709
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: we get a point? All right? Putting on them, you know,

710
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: and put my odds here? Can give me the six

711
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: and eight?

712
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, love it?

713
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: One new roll seven out seven out? All right? Cool, cool, cool,

714
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: all right, all right, new dude, new roller, new roller. Right,

715
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: all right, can I get the the features? Put my

716
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: money on the pass line, all right? Point is five? Okay,

717
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: you need some even on your odds. Put some odds.

718
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: Can I get the six and eight? Cool?

719
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: Cool?

720
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: Roll nine nine nine, okay, cool cool? Next roll seven

721
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: seven out seven out seven out not good, not good? Okay,

722
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: all right, next roller? Can I get the fifteen on

723
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: the features?

724
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: When you're doing the features? You don't want the seven out?

725
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: No, you want you gotta roll all the numbers, all small,

726
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: all tall, hit them all. Put the fifteen on the

727
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: pass line. Here we go, Here we go, all right,

728
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: points of six, all right, give me the eight. All right.

729
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: I put my odds back here. Rolls ten three, three,

730
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: seven out seven out seven outs. That okay, cool, cool, cool.

731
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: So I go through that without hitting a point. Not

732
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: one person hit the point.

733
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: Dude, leave Las Vegas. You need to do an earlier

734
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 2: flight or you're gonna lose everything.

735
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. So now I'm down to like four hundred dollars

736
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: in the kiddie and it is only Friday night. Oh no, oh, no,

737
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: only Friday night.

738
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: You can't be cashed out before even the trip is

739
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 2: even all the way through.

740
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we sit there and play a little black

741
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: jack and it goes about the same. I lose, and

742
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: luckily I had placed my college football bets earlier Friday,

743
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: when I placed your ten game parlay foundation bet.

744
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, always have the foundation bet, so.

745
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: That way I hopefully I can win some of those

746
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: so I can have And I lose at blackjack, so

747
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: the kiddy's empty. I gotta go to bed, no worse feeling.

748
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: And I forgot to tell you the first night after

749
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: I left Gin and Andy and I had had cocktails

750
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 1: all night, I had an like you where I couldn't

751
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: find the room been there because we were up on

752
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: the twelfth floor. Twelve two thirty four. Now I know

753
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: the number, but.

754
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 2: Oh, you always know when you come back. Guess what

755
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: mine was? Nineteen sixteen, dude, I didn't know that the

756
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 2: whole first night when it was very valuable.

757
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: There's a point in the hallway where it split. It

758
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: goes left or right, and I knew I went right.

759
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 1: I knew to go right, but I didn't remember the number.

760
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: And I wasn't gonna call my wife and wake her up,

761
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: But hey, what number are we? So in my drunken

762
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: stupor that Friday night as or that Thursday night, as

763
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm walking down the hall, I'm just tapping different doors

764
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: to see if it turns green.

765
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 2: Strip is a disaster.

766
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: I did it on ten doors, just trying to get.

767
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 2: People heard that way.

768
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: No, No, I did it real quiet.

769
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 2: It still makes it in my in my head.

770
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: I did it real quiet. Oh it does make a

771
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: click if it's no, I mean from the inside. He

772
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: goes inging, Oh didn't know that.

773
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 2: And you're some dudes with his chick, some six six

774
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 2: guy mean, move the fuck's in my door.

775
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we're it's like one am on Saturday or

776
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: Friday night, and I'm like, we gotta go. We gotta

777
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: go back my wife. We get in the car and

778
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: I was like, no, we need to walk. Let's just walk.

779
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to take a cab.

780
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: I just want to walk anytime.

781
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 2: It's well, no, it's not that. It's one of those

782
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 2: where you're trying to save every last pity. You don't

783
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: want to spend another cab.

784
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: The kidd he's empty. I'm depressed.

785
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: Did you guys go to the fountains?

786
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: No? No, we just went back to bed. Man We

787
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: went to bed. I was like, all right, that's it

788
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: into the night and Saturday wake up and I'm like,

789
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: all right, college football, all right, should we go do

790
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: some No, we don't have any money to go, but

791
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: I can't go play after the black jack, So I said,

792
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: you want to go to breakfast, Let's go to breakfast. Hey,

793
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I don't have any money

794
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: to gamble. We might as well go sit by the pool.

795
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 2: Now you're doing all the Vegas stuff. Go see the

796
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: Flamingos at the Flamingos.

797
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we go to the pool. We hang out

798
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: for like two and a half three hours at the pool.

799
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: Go see the volcano at the mirage.

800
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: Uh. And I'm sitting there just checking my scores. Right,

801
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: is my beckonna hit? My beckingna hit, my beckingna hit?

802
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: And how disheveled I was. I accidentally I meant to

803
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: bet FSU and Cal under forty four, and I accidentally

804
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: bet James Madison versus North Carolina under.

805
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 2: And it wasn't even close to under. It was over

806
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 2: two hundred.

807
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: James Madison over went over the over by themselves in

808
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: the first half. Like I was looking on the ticket

809
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: and hit, well they were, they were right above each other.

810
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: And so I said the wrong number, Oh my gosh. Yeah,

811
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: And so I was like, damn man, like that's how

812
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: bad it was. And so we sat at the pool

813
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: and then once the sun came, like got over us.

814
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: It was just baking us. Let's go back to the room,

815
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I don't have any

816
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: time to gamble because don't have any money. So I

817
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 1: went back to the room, took a nap, I watched

818
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: I had under forty four in the Michigan USC game

819
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: and I walked USC throw a pick six and that's

820
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: when I knew, oh my god, I'm not gonna hit

821
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: the under. I'm not gonna hit the under. Then it's

822
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: forty four exactly, it's twenty four to twenty.

823
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it had to have been right

824
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 2: next to the.

825
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: Twenty four to twenty. So it's a push. I'm gonna

826
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: get my money back. Michigan scores with twenty three seconds

827
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,479
Speaker 1: to go in the game.

828
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 2: Dude, you're rock bottom and you're still digging.

829
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: I mean, so I'm just like, great, hey, ray, can

830
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: I have a couple of bucks?

831
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 2: You got a wire?

832
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: And then but at least I hit the Tennessee game.

833
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: I told you guys, that was easy money. I ended

834
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: up betting the with the money my wife won on

835
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: her app, I bet the FSU under that hit. There

836
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: was a couple other I hit, so I had a

837
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: little bit of money back.

838
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: So the app could you cash out there?

839
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you can cash out and just get it back,

840
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: but yes, And so I was able to get a

841
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: little bank roll again because some of my my college

842
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: football games hit.

843
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, it sounds like your wife gave

844
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 2: you a banker.

845
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: No, No, those were the I mean, I hit one

846
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: on the FSU one, but I won on the Tennessee

847
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: game and a couple others, and I cash those out,

848
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, at the concert Saturday, we're

849
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: gonna turn it around because Saturday was Genny's birthday. So

850
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: the twenty first, and we're gonna go hit the tables.

851
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: So Chris Martin gets up in place and the weekend

852
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: and we're like, all right, here we go. Where are

853
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: we going? And Ginny's like, you know what, New York?

854
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: New York wasn't good to us. MGM Park hadn't been

855
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: good to us. Ari, you hadn't been good to us.

856
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: Let's get in a cab. Let's go to Planet Hollywood.

857
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that one.

858
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: I said, Planet Hollywood it is. And I'll tell you

859
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: what happened. Right after this.

860
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: I my bet. We're just saying it lost. I lost

861
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 2: the first game, the very first one, and I'd been

862
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: cleaned out. I had thirty dollars. I got cleaned out

863
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 2: on Friday at my house. You can gamble legally in Tennessee,

864
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 2: so I said, ef it, dude. I didn't gamble all weekend.

865
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: So all I had was a ten dollars miracle ten

866
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: team parlay. And the very first game wasn't even close.

867
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: Clemson beat North Carolina State one hundred to ten. Yeah,

868
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: I mean it wasn't from the jump.

869
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: It was twenty one. It was twenty one nothing in

870
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: the first quarter.

871
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I was like, oh, I throw away

872
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 2: that Betty ticket. Yeah yeah, I think I actually ended

873
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: up doing pretty good.

874
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I didn't even look at it.

875
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: After I saw NC State didn't cover the twenty and

876
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: a half, I was like, well, no need to look

877
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: at that. I mean, I know the sandwich just didn't

878
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: work because NC State lost in Tennessee. Law or the

879
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: Titans loss, so the the two buns they lost. I

880
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: didn't think about that anyway. So we're like, all right,

881
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: let's go to play in Hollywood. We get out of

882
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: the cab and we take the escalator up and we're like,

883
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: oh yeah, can you guys feel that vibe. Let's feel

884
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: that vibe. Let's feel that vibe. Du buy in. Nothing going,

885
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: nothing going. When couple hands lose more hands, win a hand,

886
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: lose three hands, well there goes that one hundred dollars. Cool,

887
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: all right, crap. I think I'm gonna go over and

888
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: play Roulette. So I go to Roulette, play some numbers,

889
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: play three spins, Roulette, lose that money? All right? I

890
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: go over. My wife's like Roulette again and let me

891
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: go I love the Attitudelette again. She goes, let me

892
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 1: let me guess you didn't hit No, didn't.

893
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 2: That's the worst, you know, when you gotta look at

894
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: your wife and tell her you lost the buddies. You

895
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 2: just gave you absolute worst, honey. Remember I told you

896
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 2: about that craps lock. I told you about Yeah it lost.

897
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 2: Can I have another hundred?

898
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I'm like, all right, cool, cool.

899
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 2: We always put the money, No, never mind, we don't

900
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: do that.

901
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: You always put in the mattress.

902
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: No man, no, we don't know. Did you ever get

903
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 2: money and then go put it back in the room?

904
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: No?

905
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 2: Okay, So it was one of those trips.

906
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: No no, no. On Saturday, as we were walking to the concert,

907
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: we walked by the cashier and my wife goes, what

908
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: is that.

909
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 2: We hadn't been there all weekend? Uh.

910
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, all right, yeah, that's really funny.

911
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: So I was like, yeah, I didn't hit anything. I

912
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: walked and she was like, well, me and Jenny are

913
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: still playing blah blah blah. Andy at this point has

914
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: lost his money, goes, I'm just gonna go get a

915
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: burger Man. Not great, I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm

916
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: gonna go there. He goes, this is terrible. I'm just

917
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: gonna get a Gordon Ramsey Hamburger.

918
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: Because you know, in that moment you'll be happy. Yeah,

919
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 2: and your money's not gonna just go away. It's actually

920
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: gonna be used on something. Yeah, substance. So I walk around.

921
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: Then I find some double deck block jack and I'm like, oh,

922
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 1: maybe that's what I need to turn my love around.

923
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: Hi? Is it a double show where you both show

924
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 2: your cards? Type of black jay? So I go European

925
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 2: black jack. Honey, I found it.

926
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: I tell my wife and Jenny. I'm like, hey, I

927
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: found double deck deck blackjackets. I think that I think

928
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: this is what we need to turn the momentum around.

929
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: And we go over there and I mean, we're sitting

930
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: there and Jenny keeps the losers. She goes, this is

931
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: the worst Vegas trip I've ever had. I mean, nothing

932
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 1: has gone right me. I start hitting, okay, start hitting,

933
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: start hitting on double deck. Yeah, and I'm like, uh oh,

934
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: I'm up like two fifty on double deck blackjack. And

935
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's getting hot. Let's go big.

936
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can feel it.

937
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: Big hand. Dealer twenty one, okay, all right, well that's

938
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: all right. I's turning around. Turn around here. Let's go

939
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: like half of what that bet was. Dealer twenty seventeen.

940
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 1: All right, cool, cool, cool. You know what dealer hadn't

941
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 1: busted in three hands. Let's go one hundred on this hand.

942
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: Dealer nineteen, me eighteen.

943
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 2: They should have to hit on eighteen.

944
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: They should have to hit on every damn number until

945
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: they bust ray.

946
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: It's a soft seventeen.

947
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: And they I lose my money. I'm all out.

948
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 2: Wait.

949
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: You were hot, though, I thought, and I thought I

950
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: was gonna remain hot.

951
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: Well, those flames got put out pretty quick.

952
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: And I get up and they go. My wife and

953
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: Genny like where are you going? I was like to

954
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: hang myself, like no, and my wife's like, you know,

955
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: it's okay. If we just go to bed, it's okay.

956
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: We don't have to gamble.

957
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: Yes, that's always an option.

958
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: That is always an option. And I'm like all right,

959
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: you know, like, hey, I'm done, I'm gonna. I'm gonna

960
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: and Jenny lose her money and my wife's like, well,

961
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: I got ten dollars left, might as well play that

962
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: last hand. And she loses, and I'm like, oh, this

963
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: is all man, it was great. So yeah, let's go

964
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: find Let's go find Andy, you know, let's go see what.

965
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: He and I will go into the burger place. He's like,

966
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: you know what, this was the best return on my

967
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: investment I've had all damn weekend. He goes, I've never

968
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 1: been happier. He goes, I got truffle fries, a burger

969
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: that was delicious, and this beer was fantastic. He goes

970
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: f Vegas all by himself. He got an ROI all

971
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: by himself. He's like, this burger was the best value

972
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: I've gotten all freaking weekend. And we just sat there

973
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: and looked at each other and we're like, isn't it

974
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: crazy that we had no ups? There was no ups,

975
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: there was no like, no, oh so exciting, and then

976
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: oh you go down, then you go up. It was

977
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: just straight down. The entire trip, brutal, straight down. Oh man,

978
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: a rocket ship to hell. Anybody else went on And

979
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: so we're like, guys, it was only twelve thirty at

980
00:45:59,440 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: this time.

981
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: Guys, we're in uh, we're in Poresville, population US, Yeah,

982
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 2: a community of four. Andy is the pilgrim, he founded

983
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 2: this land. Anybody want to join him in the burger place?

984
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, And we're like, let's say it's twelve thirty, but

985
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: we got a call to night. Guys. I only have like,

986
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: I got two hundred dollars out of my wallet. I

987
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: just want to take it home with me.

988
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is that.

989
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the two hundred dollars. I'm gonna go home.

990
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: It's it's you being more powerful than Vegas. They're not

991
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 2: gonna take every last dollar.

992
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: They took my digit.

993
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to come and get that.

994
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: You want to get this, you better pry out of

995
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 1: my damn hand. You better pry it out.

996
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 2: Of my damn hand. There is something, There is something

997
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 2: empowering and leaving Vegas with a twenty a forty of

998
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 2: sixty and just being like, you know what, you didn't

999
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 2: take every last drop from me.

1000
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we go down. We get in the cam.

1001
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: The CAB's like, where to and I was like, the hoover, damn,

1002
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: so I can jump. Andy thought that was hilarious. Andy's

1003
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: cracking out. My wife goes, that's not funny. That's not funny.

1004
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 2: Sometimes you get the cab driver who's motivational on the

1005
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 2: Sunday drive.

1006
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: Well, the cab driver's like, even though.

1007
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: You lose, even though you lose your money, he was like, European,

1008
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: even though you lose your money, you still have your

1009
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 2: love for each other in your life. You don't forget

1010
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: that if even if you lose, some inspirational guy that's

1011
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 2: like Picasso, thanks man, appreciate it. Why couldn't you give

1012
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 2: me that speech? On Thursday?

1013
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: He was like, I said, hoover dam He goes, oh,

1014
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: long ride and we're like, no, really, just the are

1015
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: you man? And he goes, oh, one block. Oh, he

1016
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: was right around the corner. I didn't realize how close

1017
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: it was we were, and we weren't in that moment.

1018
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: I was not in the state of mind. And my

1019
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: wife's like, really, you shouldn't joke about that. You don't

1020
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: know where people are at, like you shouldn't. And I

1021
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: was like, I know, it was bad joke. It was

1022
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: just being funny.

1023
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,959
Speaker 2: He's like, here your ten dollars back. The cab driver

1024
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 2: feels bad for you.

1025
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: Ye, I was like, and I went I told him.

1026
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: I said, here, man, you want to hear my story

1027
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: about how my weekend's going. And I told him everything

1028
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: I've told you on this pot and that. Oh, so

1029
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: he got it. I didn't tell we didn't get a download,

1030
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: I know, but one guy did tell me. He goes

1031
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: our cab that first night when we went to Lotus

1032
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: a CM and goes, man, I gotta tell you something.

1033
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: You sound just like Elvis. All right, cool man? Thanks,

1034
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: He goes that voice, that's that's a good voice.

1035
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 2: Did he get your number?

1036
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: No? No, no, I didn't get my number. But so

1037
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: we go back to the hotel and we get to

1038
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: the elevator, banks sayah, goodbyes hug Andy, hug, Jenny. Hey, guys,

1039
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: just wasn't our year just wasn't our year.

1040
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: See you guys on the swing set next year?

1041
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you guys, same place, same time, three hundred

1042
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: and sixty five days from now. Yeah, it's a deal. Deal.

1043
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Ginny, g glad we can do this. Oh

1044
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: that's right.

1045
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 2: It was for her birthday.

1046
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, And we went up and kind of said good night,

1047
00:48:59,160 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: and we went to bed.

1048
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: Man, that's how the story ends.

1049
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: And we wake up on Sunday morning. My wife's like,

1050
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: are you gonna go bet NFL games? I said no,

1051
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: why would I? She goes, well, you love to bet NFL.

1052
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: Great woman, And I said, yeah, come on, get up.

1053
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: Have you seen everything I've touched? What has happened to it?

1054
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, but this could be your moment. She

1055
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: pulls out a wedding picture.

1056
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: This is the man I'm married. Yeah, not this man, honey,

1057
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: I've got two hundred dollars.

1058
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I'm not doing it.

1059
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 2: Do you have your color back? Are you still ghostly?

1060
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: No? I'm back. I'm back. I'm back to normal. Normal.

1061
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: I'm back, dude, because even more depressing if you're walking

1062
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 2: around Vegas looking like a ghost the whole time.

1063
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm back dude, I'm really back. I'm good,

1064
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm happy. So we just lay around, I watch a

1065
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: little football, and then she leaves and then I'm headed

1066
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: to the cab and I have my suitcase, I had

1067
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: my backpack on, and I'm walking by a roulette table

1068
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like, do I really need to go home

1069
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: with this two hundred dollars in my pocket?

1070
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 2: The vices of Vegas are unmatched?

1071
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go to

1072
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: this roulette table. And I walk up to the roulette

1073
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: table and I realized, who whoa? This has three greens?

1074
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: Not doing this one? And I see one around the

1075
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: like just a little walk away table over that has

1076
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: two greens. I'm I screw it and I buy them

1077
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: in my two hundred dollars. And I usually have my

1078
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: betting strategy that I use and it hadn't been working.

1079
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: So I remember that about twelve thirteen years ago, there

1080
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: was a sales girl in Austin. Her name was Katie.

1081
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: She goes to Vegas a lot, or she did back then,

1082
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: and she was like, this is what I like to

1083
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 1: bet on roulette and she drew me a diagram ray.

1084
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 2: He literally has the diagram on a ripped up piece

1085
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 2: of notebook paper.

1086
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: Ray, I have never bet her bet in thirteen years,

1087
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: but this has been in my wallet the whole time.

1088
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 2: Ray. It's called the Eurothean method. So I bought the

1089
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,720
Speaker 2: stupid as methods.

1090
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, people have all these damn methods. So I was like, man,

1091
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try her method. So you put thirty dollars

1092
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: on ten eleven twelve like those three okay, you split

1093
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: twenty three, twenty four for twenty dollars, and then you

1094
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: put it on thirty one, thirty two, thirty four, and

1095
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: thirty five right in the middle of the four corners

1096
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: for fifty dollars. I was like, my method hadn't been working.

1097
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: Let me pull this piece of paper out. And I

1098
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,959
Speaker 1: pull it out and I put those damn money there

1099
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: for one last spin on the rouletteheel and it hits

1100
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: thirty two.

1101
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 2: Was that one of our numbers?

1102
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 1: I had thirty one, thirty two, thirty four to thirty

1103
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: five the four corners. I hit a damn one and

1104
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: she passes me a stack full of chips, and I'm like,

1105
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm back.

1106
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 2: You just had to lose the life.

1107
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, let me play my numbers. Start

1108
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: playing Red twelve, Black seventeen, Red eighteen, Red nineteen, Red

1109
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: twenty one, two spins later.

1110
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 3: Red eighteen Red eighteen. In Flying Girl, Here we Go,

1111
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 3: he's been a cook and I stick around for l

1112
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 3: them cook. I'm like, all right, you know, because.

1113
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: After I hit that first one, she goes, you're gonna

1114
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: play for a little bit, and I was like, because

1115
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: she was gonna give me all black chips, I was like, yeah,

1116
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: I guess I'll play a little bit. So she gave

1117
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: me three blacks in the stack of the other color

1118
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: chips ten and I'm like and so then I hit

1119
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 1: red eighteen. I'm like, oh my god, here we.

1120
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 2: Go, Ray, I got the banana, Pepper's coming, the chocolates,

1121
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 2: the blue.

1122
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: I lose three spins in a row. I'm like, man, honey,

1123
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 1: I should cash out. I'll do it one more time.

1124
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: Put it on my numbers. And this guy standing next

1125
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: to me, he starts talking about his wife, walks up.

1126
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 1: He goes pick a number, honey. She goes, I don't

1127
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: know how to play this, and she he goes either

1128
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: DEWI and he takes one hundred dollars chip and he

1129
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: puts it on Black seventeen and it hits Black seventeen.

1130
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 2: Three thousand, six hundred.

1131
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:32,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had ten dollars on Black seventeen,

1132
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty dollars. And I mean, I'm just

1133
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: going this, dude, Wow, whoa. And I mean, it's so

1134
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: much for not knowing how to play, huh, you know.

1135
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: And then then the guy to my left, like, yeah, man,

1136
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: he goes, what's crazy? He goes, in a calendar year,

1137
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: I bet eighty thousand dollars every calendar year, and I'm like,

1138
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: what the who the is this guy? Uh? He's like,

1139
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: the most I've ever lost to that, like at the

1140
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: end of the year, the most I've ever negative loss,

1141
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars. He goes, the most I've ever won

1142
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand dollars positive. He goes like this trip right now,

1143
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm down fifteen thousand.

1144
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what that does it sound like?

1145
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: In my hand, I'm going, eighty thousand dollars is more

1146
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: than most people making a year. Bro. And of course

1147
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: now I'm sitting here going why didn't I ask him?

1148
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: Can I ask you? What the do you do?

1149
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 2: Also, you know you can invest that eighty thousand, and

1150
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,240
Speaker 2: you'll make yourself money without having a gamble. There's ways

1151
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 2: to do that.

1152
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: And I should have asked him what he does, but

1153
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: I didn't, roth Ira Ray and then I lost a

1154
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: couple spins in a row, and I said, you know what,

1155
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm good. Now I'm go ahead and cash out.

1156
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:50,399
Speaker 1: I won one k back Ray. That's good, that's good. Yeah,

1157
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: wasn't a total. That was my high, man, that was

1158
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: my high the weekend. And then I went and watched

1159
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: a little bit of sportsbook, watched a little bit of

1160
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: the football, then went upstairs like I'm gonna eat some lunch.

1161
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: Then I really, I don't have time to eat lunch.

1162
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: I to take it to go and head to the airport. Man.

1163
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and see Vegas doesn't see Ray sex color income

1164
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 2: occupation because the most fun you had is when you

1165
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 2: were by yourself at a casino with your suitcase. Yep,

1166
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 2: that's that's sad.

1167
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: And thank you to Katie for this.

1168
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,399
Speaker 2: That's why Vegas is a bad bad woman. Lady Luck

1169
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 2: is a bad girl because you didn't get to experience

1170
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 2: out with your wife, with Nick and Mark and Jenny.

1171
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 2: You didn't get to experience out with anybody but some

1172
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 2: random guy who drops eighty K a year.

1173
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

1174
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: Vegas is a crazy, crazy place.

1175
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's weird. Your highest moment comes on Sunday

1176
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: when you're heading out the door because they want you

1177
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: to come back.

1178
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 2: Random dudes. Yeah, well, we don't know how to play

1179
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 2: this either.

1180
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: Okay, everybody says that, or and Ray. I mean, so

1181
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 1: I get to the airport, man, I get on the

1182
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: plane and I fly home, and then when I got

1183
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: off the plane, something went down. I tell you, right

1184
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 1: after this.

1185
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much more does this roller coaster got?

1186
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm feeling great. I cashed out for you know,

1187
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: I made a thousand on that last roulette, hitting those numbers.

1188
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: It felt so good. Get on the plane, I'm see

1189
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: twenty seven boarding lucky enough. Got a window and I

1190
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: get my bag and I walk out, and I got

1191
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,959
Speaker 1: to get the shuttle to the car, and I see

1192
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: the shuttle pulling away and I'm like, oh no, no, no, no,

1193
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: don't leave me, don't leave me, and I wave my hand.

1194
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: He stops, not even at the bus stop. Lets me on.

1195
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: That's why I always do VIP, And I'm like, hell, yeah,

1196
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: let's go we're driving, and we passed the turn to

1197
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: my parking lot where I parked, and he pulls into

1198
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: Lot Sea and I'm like, son, up a bitch, I'm

1199
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: on the wrong bus.

1200
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: How dude, all you had to do is remember one letter.

1201
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 1: Ray, I wasn't paying attention. I saw the bus just

1202
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: pulling away from the stop, and I was like, I

1203
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: just don't want to miss it. I don't want to

1204
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: miss it, and I just waved my hand. I got on.

1205
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: So then I'm in. I got two decisions to make.

1206
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: Do I just sit on the bus like an idiot

1207
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,479
Speaker 1: and ride it all the way back to the airport,

1208
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: or do I say, oh, man, there's my stop and

1209
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: get off and just walk to Lot B.

1210
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 2: I wonder how close they are? They walkable?

1211
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: In my head, they were walkable. Ray got it. So

1212
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: I got off the bus. Ray, it's about a mile.

1213
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: What is happening from Lot Sea to Lot B with

1214
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: the suitcase? With a suitcase? Eight o'clock at night and

1215
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: there's no damn sidewalks. I'm trudging through bushes, I'm going

1216
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: through the grass. Finally, I put my suitcase in the

1217
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 1: street and I'm rolling it as I walk on the

1218
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: side of the grass so it can roll. And then

1219
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: I got cars honking at me because I'm blocking traffic

1220
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: with my suitcases. I walk. Then I get to a

1221
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: spot where I got to run across four lanes of

1222
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: traffic to get over to the go underneath.

1223
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 2: The bridge exactly where you are, and.

1224
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: Then you gotta go left down underneath the tunnel. And

1225
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: not only that, once I get to Lot B, it's

1226
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: not like I parked in the front of Lot B.

1227
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: I parked in the very back left ass corner. I mean,

1228
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: sweat is just pouring down me as I am making

1229
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: my way. Man.

1230
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 2: Man, that is a moment you'll never forget for the rest.

1231
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: Never forget for the rest of my life. And I

1232
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: walk and I finally get to the back and I

1233
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: get in the car and I turn on that ac

1234
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, the trip from Hell is over. The

1235
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: trip from Hell is absolutely over.

1236
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 2: See some people go to Vegas and never make their

1237
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 2: way out. Man, you're one of the lucky ones.

1238
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: But the one positive at the airport I did see

1239
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: was this chick walk by me.

1240
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 2: Right and she had her hangers out.

1241
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: No, she had some hangers and her shirt said blow

1242
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: job queen. And I said, how much. Where were you

1243
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 1: before I got married? Would you like to meet my friend? Arnold?

1244
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: Is all I could think. I was like, Hey, who

1245
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 1: the hell, where's that? Like, who advertises?

1246
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 2: That's unbelieva, it's even allowed, that's so vulgar.

1247
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow. And she's just walking around like it's normal,

1248
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: Like she's smiling and and I'm gonna say this, she

1249
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: wasn't ugly. So I made a call to my wife.

1250
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: I said, hey, you know, I had a bad weekend.

1251
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: You know, do you think it would be okay if

1252
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 1: I Oh, man.

1253
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: Dude, that was great, even though it was a bad rollercoaster.

1254
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: For the most part, it was at least one high.

1255
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 1: There was finally a little bit we climbed up a

1256
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: little bit, but for the most part, it was just

1257
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: an absolute disaster. Disaster.

1258
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.

1259
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: It was that cold, that cold man for me, Ginny

1260
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: Andy wife, nobody could win it is bad man. But hey,

1261
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: was this?

1262
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 2: Sense is like, how did our big boss do? He?

1263
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: Who knows?

1264
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 2: Who knows? How bones do?

1265
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: Who knows?

1266
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 2: I'm always curious that, you know. It's like, oh, that

1267
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: person ended up winning five K? What that's amazing? Oh uh?

1268
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 2: Jenny and Sales she killed it. She won ten thousand.

1269
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 2: What did you hear about Sarah? Yeah, she won a corvette.

1270
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 2: There's always some story. Yeah, or it's you know, like

1271
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 2: every single person lost.

1272
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm no idea, man, I know my four, my

1273
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: four crew. We lost. There's a blood bath out there.

1274
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 2: But I did like that you jumped around to different casinos.

1275
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 2: You can't lose at the same casino for four straight days. No, Yeah,

1276
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 2: I got to mix up the joju.

1277
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: I moved, I moved, I moved, I moved, I moved

1278
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 1: and didn't damn matter.

1279
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 2: You got to mix up the juju Smith Schuster.

1280
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Hey, have a great Monday, guys, and

1281
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: listen to what we need tonight. Just to give me

1282
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: some kind I need the Bengals just to win the game.

1283
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: Just win the game, please, I don't care. Just win

1284
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: the game. That's all I need.

1285
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 2: Oh is that another bet you play?

1286
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: No? No, just my eliminator, my eliminator. You want to

1287
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: talk fantasy?

1288
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 2: Go on right, No, I just wanted to say. These

1289
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 2: are texts before I went to bed last night. Justin

1290
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 2: and me. Yeah, this is too easy. Heck, we could

1291
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 2: go for high point this week. Me, man, we could

1292
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 2: win even before Monday's games, and we still got three

1293
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 2: guys left. Justin, Like I said, I looked past this week.

1294
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 2: I'm already on to next week's matchup. I woke up

1295
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 2: this morning at six eighteen, Justin text me, whoops, spoke

1296
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 2: too soon. We're down by thirteen. Fantasy Patty Mahomes and

1297
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,479
Speaker 2: Rishi Rice went off and we are currently losing. After

1298
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 2: we already had the champagne out celebrating three and zero,

1299
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 2: we have now put the champagne on ice. Oh, we

1300
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 2: will need to watch tonight.

1301
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,439
Speaker 1: ETN needs to get if you have ETN and someone else,

1302
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: we have three guys going afore we're a head by fifty.

1303
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 2: We were celebrating and I woke up and we're down thirty.

1304
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 2: Justin with the kiss to death. He goes, Oh, I

1305
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 2: already looked ahead the next week. Never look ahead in fantasy.

1306
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we got Zach Moss, we got ETN and

1307
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 2: GETSACKI yeah, I am you're clothes? Are you?

1308
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: No?

1309
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 2: You lost?

1310
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: Huh?

1311
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 2: Well?

1312
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: I have this guy on my team called a Mari

1313
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: Cooper and week one he got two points, Week two

1314
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 1: he got two points.

1315
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went off and man dead air.

1316
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: No, I'm just trying to. So last week I bick

1317
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: I benched Jackson Smith and Jigba for and put a

1318
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,479
Speaker 1: Marii Cooper in and Jackson Smith and Jigba went off.

1319
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: So I said, I'm tired of Amari Cooper in his

1320
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 1: two points. I put his ass on the bench and

1321
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: put jack Jackson Smith and Jigma in. Jackson Smith and

1322
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: Jigbo five points a Mariy Cooper twenty four.

1323
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a tug.

1324
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: He had two tugs, two tugs. I am up twenty.

1325
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 2: But they got guys going.

1326
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: He has t Higgins, he has James Cook. Oh oh

1327
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: oh yeah. I hate fantasy. So those my Monday morning regrets,

1328
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: and I also my Monday morning regret drafting Quentin Richardson

1329
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: as a quarterback or whatever is Anthony Richardson is.

1330
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 2: My Monday morning regret not going to Vegas psych that's mile.

1331
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 1: Anthony Richardson is so god awful and he gets me

1332
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: three Fantasy points a week.

1333
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you even start him?

1334
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even I don't know. I don't know you

1335
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: can get a guy off the white I am. I'm

1336
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: gonna go get I'm gonna go get Sam Darnold. He's

1337
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: the MVP of the league. I mean, that's what I'm saying.

1338
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: That's my weekend. Like, not only did I get my

1339
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 1: ass kamed, and then I make this terrible decision of

1340
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: not playing a Mariy Cooper and it's just a yeah,

1341
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, oh man, brutal. At least you had

1342
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: good music, though, yeah, oh that's it. I'm a great concert.

1343
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: That's cool.

1344
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 2: Did you know any any clubs?

1345
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: No, man, no, I didn't have any money. Let to

1346
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:21,919
Speaker 1: get in. It's not funny too soon. But the piniu

1347
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: Clotta by the pool that was pretty good. Was that

1348
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: the best ROI best ri had the whole weekend best

1349
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 1: ROI