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Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do

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Speaker 1: you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this

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Speaker 3: We are driving through Karen's neighborhood, just on the heels

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Speaker 1: Tough in Los Angeles. Cats, NonStop, dogs, all explosions.

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Speaker 1: Frank was a stray dog for the majority of his life.

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Speaker 3: No, no, he just really all the angles came in,

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Speaker 1: I'm proud of him.

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 1: Did you see that little girl that did a set?

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Speaker 1: congratulate her, it's like I can't. I've seen it so

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00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: many times on TikTok, I sob every time. Yeah, it's

444
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 1: so sweet and inclusive and like they get it. Yep.

445
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 3: And it was always kind of that way. And I

446
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 3: always was trying to tell people when skateboarding was frowned upon,

447
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 3: because it simply was.

448
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 4: Uh.

449
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 3: No, one believed that that's what I was getting from

450
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 3: these older friends right that I was skating with. Sure

451
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:50,159
Speaker 3: they were smoking and watching pornographic VHS tapes.

452
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: Well, but they're still teenage boys exactly. Smoking cigarettes are weed.

453
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sure there was weed too, But that's the

454
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 3: kind of thing. They would make sure I wasn't.

455
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 1: Privy too, Oh, because you were younger, Like, how old

456
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: were you are?

457
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 3: Just a couple of years younger. Oh but if you're

458
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 3: out of high school and I'm still, you know.

459
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 1: Sixteen, That was the case.

460
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 3: Most of my friends were a couple of years older,

461
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 3: got it.

462
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: They looked out for me. My mom picked up on

463
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 1: that right away.

464
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 3: And that's why I related so much to Jonah Hill's

465
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 3: movie Oh Yeah, Mid nineties is because that that was

466
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 3: basically she was scared that she was hang oh oh wow,

467
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 3: that's a beep that only means safety. That they were

468
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,479
Speaker 3: you know, he got hurt and they were all sleeping

469
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 3: in the waiting room at the hotel. And I teared

470
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 3: up because there's.

471
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 1: So many moments like that. Yeah, it was very good.

472
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Speaker 4: Sorry to interrupt, guys. Kara would like us to pick

473
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 4: her up at her house instead, but it's just a

474
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Speaker 4: few blocks away, great, okay from where we were going

475
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 4: to go. So change of plans, new destination. God, its

476
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Speaker 4: cars convenient perfect.

477
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: I will never not think.

478
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 3: Jared Goldstein's Stoke where he says any car is a tesla.

479
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 3: If your drive while looking at an it is the

480
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 3: best that's good.

481
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: That's a really good stand.

482
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 3: We got to have him on the pod doing a

483
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: show with him tuesday, ask him to do it. I will,

484
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 3: and then I'll say that's not official because I'm no

485
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 3: longer a booker, and it will be recorded, but I'm

486
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 3: no longer the recorder.

487
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god, you're not the sound man.

488
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 4: No.

489
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Speaker 1: And you know I did that for years and the

490
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: whole time it was not a skill I possessed. That's

491
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: a hard one.

492
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

493
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 3: And there was times where he's doing a wild driving.

494
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: Yes, you were, Oh, but that I think that was

495
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: the last time you did it while driving. I said

496
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: to myself, don't ever let him do this right.

497
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was dangerous and I probably it was one

498
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 3: of those episode people have admitted that there are episodes

499
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 3: where we're both losing our minds at lax, Yes, like yelling.

500
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: Horrible. Well, and also there were times where you would

501
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: you would be driving and you would know something was

502
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: wrong with the sound. I would be trying to talk

503
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: to the guests and you'd be like, uh, yeah, it's fine,

504
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: and it was like you could you were trying to

505
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: pretend that you could just kind of be in it

506
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 1: and out of it. But like, yeah, you're carrying.

507
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 3: This terrible secret failing where you're halfway through and you realize, oh,

508
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 3: I'm not recording.

509
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: Yeah that happened. I mean, I think it's safe to

510
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: say those were some of our best episodes. Well, I

511
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: would not say you lost them. I would say they

512
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: were lost to time. Yes, it wasn't meant to be.

513
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Everything happens for a reason. Everyone says that

514
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 3: for a reason to make themselves feel better, for a reason.

515
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: I just washed my car the other day, and I'm

516
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: so glad I did. I was this is the thing

517
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: I love to do. I went to a hair appointment,

518
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: showed up at ten am for that hair appointment. The

519
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: hair appointment, Oh hi am I we both gone here? Yeah,

520
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: I guess so. And we both show up for the

521
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: hair appointment and it was an hour later. So I

522
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: showed up at ten and it was at eleven and

523
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, I'm so sorry whatever, and I'm like,

524
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: no problem, going to go get about five things done.

525
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: And then instead of doing that, I just went and

526
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 1: washed my own car at like one of those drive

527
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 1: up yourself, do it yourself, vacuum it out yourself.

528
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I've never planned to wash my car. It's always

529
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 3: when all of a sudden I see a gap in

530
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: time and I happen to be passing by a handy

531
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Speaker 3: j hand washed.

532
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just kidding. But those self wash

533
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: car wash places, there's not that many anymore, right, Like

534
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: I know the two. There's one in Silver Lake, there's

535
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: one in Bourbank. And most of the time you have

536
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,479
Speaker 1: to go get out of your car and then other

537
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: people do it for you.

538
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 3: And I kind of prefer it because they do a

539
00:26:59,119 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 3: really good job.

540
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: Yes they do, yeah for sure, But then you have

541
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: to sit somewhere at a waiting table out and kind

542
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: of feel weird and hope it goes fast.

543
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 3: I always make small talk on the waiting bench.

544
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. Well yours that I'll say something?

545
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: Is that all?

546
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 3: We'll drive things like that.

547
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: Oh dude stuff. I get it.

548
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you usually do it with ladies. I find

549
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: the best disarming thing you could do is it's to

550
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 3: casual dude talk with ladies. That's the like, since I'm

551
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 3: a person and I think about cars, Yeah.

552
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 1: Is that sad? But that that's really the bar where

553
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: it's like, this is great. He's treating me like a person.

554
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 4: I know.

555
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 3: I hope I'm not doing it on purpose, treating them

556
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 3: like a person on purpose, like a blatant Hey hey,

557
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 3: dode talk, Yeah, who's your favorite baseball?

558
00:27:53,840 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: Catch you and they're just staring at you. The girls

559
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: can't love baseball.

560
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 3: I actually I know it's since I've moved to Echo

561
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 3: Park a lot of lady friends that like baseball. There's

562
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 3: a lot of pressure to get into baseball.

563
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to know.

564
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, in my neighborhood. If you don't, you could be

565
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 3: in danger.

566
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: Well, you have to support the Dodgers. Yes, that's the.

567
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 3: First thing I did.

568
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: I have to get a Dodger hat. Yes, it's getting

569
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: people are looking at me suspiciously. They have an intense relationship.

570
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: But also it's because right over the hill there's Dodger Stadium, right.

571
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: It's nice.

572
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 3: I like that I can walk there.

573
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: God, that reminds me of my great, great story from COVID.

574
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: There aren't a ton, but this is a great one

575
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: that I went to go get my first COVID test

576
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: at Dodger Stadium. So that's how early in quarantine we

577
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: were in. Here's my great victory story that you already know,

578
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: which is that I took the GPS directions to get

579
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: to stadium, which had me going from the valley down

580
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: this fascinating stuff for basically down the five taking the

581
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium exit, coming around the back, and then I

582
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: just started following the person in front of me because

583
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way this person isn't going where

584
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm going, so I'll just go where they go.

585
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 4: So I do.

586
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: I get all the way up to a police barricade

587
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: with police at it and the car in front of me.

588
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: They move the police barricade for the car in front

589
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: of me, and then I go to and then the

590
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: cop kind of leans forward and goes, which area are

591
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: you working in? And I go no, no, I'm here

592
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: to get a test. And he goes, oh, you just

593
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: cut in like the employee line. And I was like, oh,

594
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. This is that's what GPS told

595
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: me to do, and he goes, all right, well you

596
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: better drive right up there. I cut like a two

597
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: hour weight line with all the people in their cars

598
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: that were waiting all the way up. I just basically

599
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: cut in front of everybody, and I it was one

600
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: of the greatest things that's ever happened to me.

601
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 3: And at the end the your badge. Yeah, there is

602
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: a lot of police around there. It's like a training

603
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 3: area they have right at the base of the Oh. Yeah,

604
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: they're you know, crawling on the ground and practicing Miranda

605
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 3: racial profiling. Yes, they're doing a lot of that.

606
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're getting good, he said, with a lot of

607
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: fear in his voice. As soon as.

608
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 3: It's funny when I don't have confidence when what I'm saying,

609
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 3: not only do I increase the volume, I get a

610
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 3: little higher, Yeah, just send it up and lower, you know,

611
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 3: than I'm confident in what I'm saying.

612
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: You're confident in just tapping off that times.

613
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, very excited for our guests today.

614
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, me too. What you know, sometimes and

615
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: not very often, Actually, I should be honest. Sometimes this

616
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: when you when you look and go, oh, I have

617
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: four things to do today, and my last thing is

618
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: go record a mobile podcast. Yes, I wish I could

619
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: lay on the couch. Not not today, not with this guest.

620
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: Oh exactly, Like I'm delighted. Even some of the guests

621
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: that I know are going to be great. I either

622
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: get nervous or not.

623
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 3: With Cara, she's uh, someone that brings me calm.

624
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she's a well, she's I've always said this

625
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: to her. Is she It feels to me like she

626
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: is my cousin in that way that she is like

627
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: me and the people I grew up with so much

628
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: that there's a very bizarre familiarity to her. Oh yeah.

629
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: When I very first met her and I was just like,

630
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: what the fuck did you come from? And then I

631
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: saw her do stand up and I'm like, you, why

632
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,479
Speaker 1: doesn't everyone know who you are from your stand up?

633
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: But that you know, that happens a lot to female comics.

634
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: If you're really good, somehow you're the one that's hosting

635
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: the show instead of headlining.

636
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 3: Right, happens a lot, Yeah, because people are comfortable with you.

637
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then, luckily enough, she and Lisa Trigger put

638
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: together a little podcast called That's Messed Up Law an

639
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: Order Rest You You podcast, and it's one of our

640
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: most popular podcasts on exactly Right.

641
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 3: They also advertised in Times Square.

642
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: Yes they were up there too. Yeah Lisa or is

643
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: it Lisa or Lisa? It's Lisa? Yeah, yeah, Lisa.

644
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 3: I did a show with her the other night at

645
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 3: the Improv and she was she kills so hard and

646
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 3: it's it's like me, it's it's stand up. That's pretty

647
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:36,239
Speaker 3: much personality based out you know. They everyone loves her.

648
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 3: Every time I see her perform. She has the audience

649
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 3: and it's done with like a not a care in

650
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 3: the world.

651
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: I don't care if you like me or not. Right, No,

652
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: she's authentic. Yeah, it's she's hilarious.

653
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 3: And I told her, I told her right to her face.

654
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 3: But I'm like, you're just being yourself. You're just a

655
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 3: funny person and you're doing it but without even trying.

656
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she is that ease about her. Like I wish

657
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: there were so many things when I was doing sets

658
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: like that that I wish I knew where. It's like,

659
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: if you feel nervous, figure out something to do about it,

660
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: because when you act angry, everyone knows you're nervous. Right,

661
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: That was always my drip. I'm like, well, I'll just

662
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: be a big bitch. It's like, yeah, that's a huge

663
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: tell that you're you're out of your depth, lady.

664
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're of all people. Barry Kats was being interviewed

665
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 3: on some on my phone by someone and that was

666
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 3: his main point. If they if an audience can smell

667
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 3: that you're not comfortable, and a lot of the tells

668
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 3: are this and this and this, Yeah, you you are

669
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 3: in trouble. And I was like, wow, I kind of

670
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 3: made a career of being uncomfortable on stage, flubbing where

671
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 3: it's something I learned to make it work eventually, But

672
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 3: I didn't realize being confident was a big.

673
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: Part of my job.

674
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 3: No one ever told me.

675
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: That they're good dogs.

676
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 3: They are good dogs, and they're done with the trauma

677
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 3: America's perth.

678
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: They're over here. Yeah, that's right. I bet they're so thrilled.

679
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 3: I really this year, for some reason, it hit me.

680
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 3: It's it's I really I don't care for fireworks.

681
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a broken record, but it

682
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 1: just really hit me. And it's because of those stops.

683
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's something you can do, Like you

684
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: could go to pump Springs on fourth of July to Yeah,

685
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: that seems like get out.

686
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: Of town, right, Yeah, I think I might, But I'm

687
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 3: afraid that that'll be fireworks city because it's just there's

688
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 3: no grass to catch on fire.

689
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: I bet there's fireworks everywhere, but you can be off

690
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: in some There must be there must be a place

691
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: somewhere that's like, we don't allow these because submarine. There's people,

692
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: there's people, there's veterans who can't be around it. It's

693
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: complete PTSD like it's not it's a serious thing. Yeah,

694
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: and it's fucked up. Yeah it is. It is.

695
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 3: And my neighborhood loves fireworks. Yeah, they're just it won't stop.

696
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: Imagine if they came up with a Dodger's firework, you'd

697
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: be ruined. Yoh, okay, I at least want to see

698
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: a photo of it.

699
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 3: Is it the logo?

700
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: Yes, I do.

701
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 3: You said it before and I did want it. You

702
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 3: read my mind.

703
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: Well, that was a really beautiful color. It was like

704
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: a rose gold couch. Once you flip it around and

705
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: see those cushions, you'll probably change your mind. Rose gold

706
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: with an accent color of catches. Those cushions have been

707
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: used for the pushions of cats. Oh he's pushing. We're

708
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: gonna have to get rid of that cat.

709
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 3: I had the best, Like I think it's a chaise

710
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 3: lounge where it's like on one side there's a backrest

711
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: for fainting. Oh yeah, and the other side just drops

712
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:52,959
Speaker 3: off legs asymmetrical and it was like crushed velvet, very nice,

713
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 3: very antique, and my cat loved to peel on. Yeah,

714
00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 3: and I had to let it go.

715
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: I had to let it go.

716
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 3: You fired your cat, Yeah, I had to let the

717
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 3: cat go.

718
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: It's unfair. Yeah, you're not. Everything is late.

719
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 3: I pay you too much. You're going to Montana to

720
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 3: retire at my father's.

721
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: Here's a skate spot and.

722
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 3: What do you mean right right beyond this, there's a

723
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 3: little embankment and I skate here sometimes. Oh yeah, I'm

724
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 3: very familiar. I've parked here before.

725
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like a parking spot. Kara was

726
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: on her porch, so I I just pulled over unless

727
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: she was going to turn around.

728
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 3: Hi, Rosie, that's a cute kid.

729
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: Rosie. The last time I saw you you were this big.

730
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: This big. You are four years old. That's very old, Hie.

731
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later. We're getting right into it.

732
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: Hi four years old. I know. It's so insane.

733
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: She's like, I want to come out and say hy

734
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 2: to your friends. I was like, okay, thanks for flip

735
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: flopping with the playground, no problem. I mean, you know,

736
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 2: when it moved back, I was like, guys, I can't

737
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: just sit at the playground like a loone no, you know,

738
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: a lady alone without a kid at some Some playgrounds

739
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: have signs that say you're.

740
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: Not allowed to do that. Yeah. I worked at a

741
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: day care ward that was please, no loitering.

742
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 3: I often skateboard across the street from That's what I've heard.

743
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 2: That that's like according to you know, with with other

744
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 2: people I know that skate they're like, that's a legendary

745
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 2: skate park. And then I told my friends and they

746
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: go that flat parking lot there that has nothing.

747
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,439
Speaker 1: In it, that's abandoned with a dumpster. I go, yeah,

748
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: that's a legendary skate park.

749
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 2: On one edge there's there's a curved and yeah, and

750
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: the guys like set up benches and like pieces of wood.

751
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: They really make it their own, you know.

752
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's DIY, but I like them and I think

753
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 2: it's fun. I watch them throw their boards over and

754
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: break in every weekend.

755
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's fun.

756
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 3: There's a criminal element that there's a.

757
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 1: Criminal element to my entire area.

758
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 2: The kids order Postmates to my house because they're not

759
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: allowed to order it to school, so it'll just be

760
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 2: McDonald's on my front my front steps all the time,

761
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm like, is this yours?

762
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: Is somebody named Antonio?

763
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 2: They can they run across and they just run and

764
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, because I'm on the back on the

765
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: back side of a high school. Yes, yeah, so it's

766
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 2: actually kind of the best because the kids are all

767
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 2: really cool.

768
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm not near the front side.

769
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 2: I'm not where any of them get dropped off, so

770
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 2: I don't get any of the hubbub of the high school,

771
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 2: but I get all the cool high school vibes.

772
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: And kids ordering food to my house. I want that's

773
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: so funny.

774
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 3: I want a cake to get delivered to you with

775
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: a file.

776
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: In it, so that you must be proud because now

777
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: you know that you're the cool lady that won't get

778
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: mad if they order stuff to your But I'm married

779
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,919
Speaker 1: to the lame Clint Eastwood man who goes, I swear

780
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: to God and I tend to Chick fil A bag

781
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: ends up on this porch. I'm eating it, and I'm like,

782
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: they're just kids that want to eat fast food. Let

783
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: them live. Yeah, who cares? It fires up exactly.

784
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: He is slowly turning into clean Eastwood. Like when we

785
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 2: drive now he goes, look at this idiot. He narrates

786
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 2: everything happening in traffic, and I go, oh, that guy

787
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 2: that's waiting for a pedestrian across before he turns and

788
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, I didn't see that. He's just so

789
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: angry all the time about nothing. I think he's, you know,

790
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 2: steps away from voting Republican.

791
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: But I'll do what I can. But it's a good venting.

792
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: Don't think when you're because it's you by yourself, usually

793
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: in a car, So if you're screaming at people, it

794
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: never goes anywhere. Yeah, hopefully. And he's like a performer,

795
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: so he wants to he wants someone to hear it.

796
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 2: You're right, you know if event falls in the woods

797
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 2: all that, Yeah, you know, does no one hears it?

798
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: Does it? Yeah? Does anyone get to feel better about themselves? Okay?

799
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: I was just telling Chris a couple days before the

800
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: fourth of July. I was driving right here, maybe a

801
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: little further down on this street. Okay, someone threw an

802
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: M eighty into the street. Oh my god, and it

803
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: was like boom and there was like a flash. It

804
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: was crazy, and it was like fourth of July kickoff,

805
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: is right? This neighborhood is so wild out of the fourth.

806
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: Like they it's like NonStop from the middle of the

807
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 2: day where I don't understand the point.

808
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: Of flighting off fireworks.

809
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: I can't see it two four in the morning and

810
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 2: my neighbor lights them off, and we watched him do

811
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 2: a couple this year, And when I went to take

812
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: my kids to school the next morning, my car was

813
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 2: covered in orange firework dust because one of his fireworks

814
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 2: had just shot at my car because it tipped over. Yeah,

815
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 2: you know, not that many people have a license to

816
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 2: do this, guy.

817
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 3: You know, I was in Montana, it was legal. There's

818
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 3: just fireworks stands everywhere, just outside of town. There's like

819
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 3: a rule that you have to be near a river

820
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 3: or something and all. Even as a kid, I didn't

821
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: want loud boom fireworks. I just wanted that little cardboard

822
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 3: tank that is usually broken or it's missing a wheel,

823
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 3: but it would like you'd light it off and it

824
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 3: would shoot some sparklers and then a snake would coil out. Yeah,

825
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 3: and I'd clap and go inside.

826
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

827
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 3: So I don't understand the explosions.

828
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: No, It's like, do you know how comedy is one

829
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 2: of the only like quote unquote professions where you can

830
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: just do it one time and say that you're it.

831
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: Like people will just do comedy once and be like,

832
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 2: I'm a comedian, Like that's fireworks man.

833
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: Everyone's just like, I'm a firework person. I know how

834
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: to light them off. I know what I'm doing. But

835
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: anybody does it's usually yeah, it's actually not only do

836
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: they not know what they're doing, it's usually people that

837
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: have a weird obsession with fires. Yeah, something mentally questionable

838
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,280
Speaker 1: that they want to be involved in that so directly.

839
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: Do your dogs hate it so much?

840
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 3: That's what I was curious.

841
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about this. Luckily, my dog Frank

842
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: was found in Eagle Rock on the streets, so he

843
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: is immune. He's like, this is my culture. Yeah, He's

844
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: like yeah. And then Blossom, the new dog, just does

845
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: what he does. So there was a couple of those

846
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: big booms that she would kind of sit up on

847
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: the ground, but Frank was asleep, so she's like, oh,

848
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: I guess nothing bad is happening. So luckily, because my

849
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: my old dog that died two years ago was a

850
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: hound and she was like for her, I basically had

851
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: I learned. Eventually I had to give her Benadryl and

852
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: make her sleepy so that she could at least be

853
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: lightly drugged because it was so bad.

854
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, the house e is at in Venice. We all

855
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 3: decided demanded the dog be drugged. Yeah, you had the sleepy.

856
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: Calm down drugs.

857
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: Don belief.

858
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: They're called the sleepy calm down.

859
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 3: No for dog doggies secually dog specific and took it

860
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: for I don't have.

861
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: Dogs, but they have kids. Alatonin and I give that

862
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: to my kids on the plane. Oh yeah, yeah, got

863
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: to get on get nice and drowsy.

864
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: What what's the craziest or a story from your children

865
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: on a plane? Do you have nightmares? Yeah? The first time.

866
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: Well, like the best advice anyone ever gave me, if

867
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 2: anyone is listening that like is gonna have a kid

868
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 2: or has a tiny kid and having trouble, is like,

869
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 2: bring extra clothes and not just for your kids, for you.

870
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 2: You got to bring extra clothes for everyone in your family.

871
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 2: The very first flight we went on Oscar was never

872
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: a big bar for turbo barf just all over me flight,

873
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: just everywhere, and I had to change my clothes. I

874
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 2: had changed his clothes. My daughter has just gone to

875
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: the bathroom with me on the plane. And then gone

876
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: because she's let her peek go on to her underwear.

877
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 2: It's just, yeah, I don't know what is she's she's

878
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 2: she's like, what will happen if I pee in my

879
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: own underwear? And so then on that flight, I didn't

880
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: have I didn't have pants or underwear for her on me.

881
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 2: I mean I did in the suit in the checked suitcase.

882
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 2: So I just had like a Delta blanket wrapped around her.

883
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 2: And she's not staying still, so she's given a flash

884
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: and everyone on the plane with her little three year

885
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: old butt at the time. And but yeah, I'm flying

886
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 2: with them for the first time in August by myself. Oh,

887
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 2: so that will be interesting. I've flown with just my

888
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 2: daughter alone, but I've never flown with the two of

889
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: them alone, and it's gonna be wild.

890
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, I just rely on those Delta blankets.

891
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm gonna be so, I mean, I'm gonna

892
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 2: start packing like seven days in advance. I'm gonna be

893
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 2: it's gonna be like a military exercise.

894
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: Like truly, I've already booked my ride.

895
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 2: I'm already like figuring out all the different ways that

896
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 2: I can like get because I got.

897
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: The only hard part is checking the bags because I'm

898
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: gonna have a st and bags. It's a lot.

899
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: You guys, have you ever you guys follow me on Instagram?

900
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 2: Did you guys happen to see the photos of me

901
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: with the kids When I was wheeling them through. I

902
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: got these things that attached to their to their car

903
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 2: seats and I just wheel them like luggage, oh through

904
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: the airport. My daughter outgrew it, but it was the

905
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: best hack because I could just take them through everything.

906
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: They felt like they were getting a ride. Yeah, it

907
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: was amazing stroller. They're facing people, They're going, what's up?

908
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 2: People know you have too many bags, and then they

909
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 2: look down and they see that it's a child, and

910
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, out of my waysa you know, it's the best. Yes,

911
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 2: So yeah, you're just constantly trying to like hack the

912
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 2: whole travel process. But I would say, just yeah, him

913
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 2: barfing on me Rosie, that's like Rosie now is cool.

914
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 2: She'll just watch TV the whole time, which is great. Oscar,

915
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do with him. He's

916
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 2: such a little wiggleworm and he wants to go get

917
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 2: his hands and everything like he is I'm not a

918
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 2: dog owner. I haven't ever had a dog, but he

919
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 2: is like that puppy that will find any tiny hole

920
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: in the fence, yeah.

921
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: And get and try to escape. Yeah.

922
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 2: It's like he doesn't like his life with us, because

923
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 2: anytime there's a small crack in a gate or a

924
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 2: fence or a door, it's like he's gone. Like we

925
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 2: were just at I take my kids to Draggon every year,

926
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: and they were in this kid's area, and then Brent

927
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 2: Sullivan was I was with Brent Sullivan and Elliott Glazer

928
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 2: and Brent turns to Elliot and goes, Cara's child is

929
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 2: running away.

930
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 4: And.

931
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 2: Oscar had just run out to like the area these

932
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 2: double doors where there was it was where all the

933
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 2: food trucks were, so luckily that was enclosed, but could

934
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 2: have just been traffic. I mean he I tried me

935
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 2: and a librarian chased him and got him moments before

936
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 2: he ran into aunt full three lane traffic on Figueroa

937
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 2: here in Los Angeles. It was, and he was laughing

938
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: gleefully the entire way, pumping his arms like take me

939
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 2: back to heaven Ward. And he's like I'm chasing him,

940
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,959
Speaker 2: screaming and it's only making him laugh harder. Somebody who's

941
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 2: a child psychologist, tell me what that What does all

942
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 2: that symbolism mean?

943
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: That's second born. That's the freedom of being second born.

944
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: I swear to God because that's what I was like

945
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: to when I was a little where I would get

946
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: these ideas where it's like, what would be fun? What

947
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: could I do right now that would be really fun?

948
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: And it was always something like drag a pencil along

949
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: a white wall, Yeah, that's fun, grape juice poured out

950
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: of this glass at the guests at this at someone

951
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: else's house that I don't know, like always, and my

952
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: mom was like, I can't take you anywhere, like it

953
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: was crazy. Meanwhile, my sister was the most low key,

954
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: the most like quiet shy, like crazy. Yeah, but mine

955
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: are both cycle. I don't even get a I don't

956
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: even get a chill one. Rosie. Rosie doesn't have a

957
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: death wish like Oscar does.

958
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 2: But she she is mischievous. She's so mischievous. But Oscar

959
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: threw my phone at the flat screen the other day.

960
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 2: Had to get a new flatscreen. Oh yeah, he fully damaged.

961
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 2: I mean, like you couldn't watch TV on it.

962
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: Anymore. It's just never ending. And you guys do when

963
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: something like that happens, do you yell? Are you like

964
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: the parents never say no? No? Oh my god? We

965
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: say no all the time.

966
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: Okay, because permissive parenting is going to be the downfall

967
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,479
Speaker 2: of the society because I see it in practice every

968
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: day and it's not working. No, but I I we

969
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 2: we yell at him to say we go oscar No,

970
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. So now it's like what I've been

971
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 2: told is like, say no very sternly, and then this

972
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 2: sounds wild, but ignore him for like fifteen to thirty

973
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 2: seconds so that he knows, like this doesn't get you

974
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 2: the attention that you want. Yeah, you know, because that's

975
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: I don't know everything. I follow all the new ag

976
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 2: parent instagrams and they're all like, you know, you're taller,

977
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: doesn't know how to express himself, and that's why he's

978
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 2: throwing a cell phone at the flat screen, you know.

979
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, but I can't afford his lack

980
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 1: of knowledge of his emotions.

981
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: Yes, so you know, we got a like he used

982
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 2: to just stopped just throwing his plate on the floor

983
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 2: whenever he was done with a meal.

984
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: Food on it, food, not on it.

985
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 2: Just throw the whole thing on the floor like done,

986
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: and it would set me off and I would go

987
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: stomach and he would go like he doesn't loud yell

988
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: does not register to him. So I've just stopped wasting

989
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 2: my time. We're at the South Past farmers Market. Oh yeah, Oh,

990
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 2: my friend just invited me to this today and I said,

991
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 2: you know I can't. I'm doing a podcast.

992
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's our surprise for.

993
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: You're taking me there too. You're gonna do cherry.

994
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: Samp vegetable based street party. The farmer's market is so funny,

995
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: just like I don't know. I bring my kids, but

996
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 2: they just my utter just want some the ice cream there. Yeah,

997
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 2: other kids are like sampling fresh vegetables, not mine. This

998
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 2: is a vegetarian who doesn't need any vegetables.

999
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 3: I get because there's all these different farm stands and

1000
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: I feel bad if you get everything at once, So

1001
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 3: I'll get let us here.

1002
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: Shop around. Yeah, you got it. You can't just go

1003
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: with one and we support everybody. You know what.

1004
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 2: I want to go to a farmer's market for soon.

1005
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 2: I want to get my knives sharpened. Was that psychotic?

1006
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 2: I just want to pack all my knives in a

1007
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: bag and bring them to somebody.

1008
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: There's always a knife.

1009
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 2: Sharpener at those things. It seems like there's always some

1010
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: guy with a little truck that he's got. Yeah.

1011
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 3: That was such a thing for my dad to do

1012
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 3: when I was a kid. We would go to the

1013
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 3: Army Navy surplus.

1014
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: Story.

1015
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 3: Knew the guy's name. He had a little monkey with

1016
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 3: him with a fish.

1017
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: And a live monkey.

1018
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it was a dog, but he had a

1019
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 3: companion that wasn't human, and he would my dad would

1020
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 3: bring a Swiss Army knife. Some of them are better

1021
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 3: kitchen knives than this guy would make them dangerous sharpen everything. Yeah, yeah,

1022
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 3: it's because I don't trust myself to my own knives.

1023
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: No, I don't really know how to do it. But honestly,

1024
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: cooking with dull knives is dangerous. That is, and my

1025
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: dad used to sharpen knives before he cooked all the time.

1026
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: You would stand around, yeah, talk and do it. Yeah.

1027
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: But I think it's just basically you have to go

1028
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: one direction on the on the sharpener thing. Yeah, I

1029
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: have that thing. It looks like a sword, yes, but

1030
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 1: I don't know how to use it. Yeah, I should.

1031
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: I'll ask my dad and then I'll tell you guys,

1032
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: well there is a new Could you ask your dad

1033
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: to actually explain it in a voice memo and then

1034
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: send me that. Yeah, I really like that.

1035
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 2: I would that podcast, Karen, Dad tells you how to

1036
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 2: do stuff and you should know how to do yes,

1037
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: and he'll tell you that part too.

1038
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: I think that's a good idea.

1039
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 3: We got to record dad's giving advice and how to

1040
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: uh directions.

1041
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to make you feel bad, but there

1042
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: is an entire like hashtag world on TikTok that literally

1043
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: is that. Well, is it a podcast yet?

1044
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 4: No?

1045
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say no. There's like eight hundred thousands exactly.

1046
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,959
Speaker 2: Probably Wait, the TikTok is people giving dads giving advice.

1047
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: It's dad's literally going so if you if your lawnmower

1048
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: isn't starting, here's what you got to check. You just saying.

1049
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: So it's basically stuff a house that if you had

1050
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: a dad there, they would take care of it. So

1051
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: they're just explaining to you how to handle shit if

1052
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: you have a house or you're doing house like stuff.

1053
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 2: It's so funny because at my house I do all

1054
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 2: that stuff, Like I put together every piece of furniture.

1055
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 2: I do all of the handiwork, and if I can't

1056
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 2: handle it, I call a man who I know in

1057
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 2: my phone.

1058
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:29,959
Speaker 1: I just called him today.

1059
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 3: There was a guy on YouTube that I follow, and

1060
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 3: I don't follow a lot of people, but he goes

1061
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 3: into character where he's actually acting like your dad, and

1062
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 3: I know that sounds strange, basically all right, sweetie, I'll

1063
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 3: see you next time. Like he's a genuine person and

1064
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 3: he's catering to.

1065
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 1: The fact that they realized a lot of the people

1066
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: that watch.

1067
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 3: His videos don't have parents, right they'd mentioned that or

1068
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 3: they didn't ever teach them those things, and he's really

1069
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 3: leaning into that.

1070
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 1: And it's like called the how how how do you

1071
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 1: do it? Dad?

1072
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 3: Or something that's probably not much better, and it's great.

1073
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 3: I watch it, and I and my dad did show

1074
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 3: me stuff, but he's not always in my living room.

1075
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 4: Right.

1076
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: There's also a guy on that my sister showed me

1077
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: on TikTok. That's your nice career, your supportive Korean dad.

1078
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: And it's this guy that's like, I'm really proud of you.

1079
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: Really makes me choke up when I think about it,

1080
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: because it's like people need that, and they and the

1081
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: stuff that he says, he just he kind of goes

1082
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: by like either what's happening in the news or whatever.

1083
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: And in this way that is so believable. It's not

1084
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: like he's not, you know, trying to be an influencer.

1085
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: He's like he's like, I'm trying to help people that

1086
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: need this kind of support and have never gotten it. Yeah,

1087
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: it's so lovely. Yeah, so nice. God, maybe the Internet

1088
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: is not a full cesspool. I mean, I don't think

1089
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: it is in some ways. Yeah, you know, are you

1090
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: guys on threads.

1091
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 2: The day Threads came out, if you already hate it,

1092
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 2: they like started it, and it's like a nightmare.

1093
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: Like I logged into it and was like, oh, okay,

1094
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: I'll just like.

1095
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 2: Log in and see what it is or whatever, because

1096
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 2: it's so easy to just download and it connects to

1097
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: your Instagram right away, and it follows all the same

1098
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: people and it's like it's very easy. And then I

1099
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 2: realized I had to confirm every single person that friend

1100
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 2: requested me, and because everybody's doing it automatically, it was

1101
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: hundreds of people that I had to auto confirm. Halfway

1102
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 2: through the day that went away so obviously they're making fixes.

1103
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 2: But someone also told me that if you quit it,

1104
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: your Instagram account gets deleted too, which people are furious about.

1105
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: Wait what threads, I don't know it. Oh, it's literally

1106
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: Instagram's Twitter.

1107
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 2: Like Instagram is starting a new thing to try to

1108
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 2: like get people instead of Instagram just be like, how

1109
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,240
Speaker 2: it's all pictures.

1110
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: This is going to be just like Twitter, but through

1111
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: your Instagram.

1112
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 3: I thought threads would be first spelled with a Z

1113
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 3: and you just have to show pictures of your new outfits.

1114
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1115
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 2: No, And it's like if you're verified on Instagram, you're

1116
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 2: verified on threads. It's all connected. But I'm just I

1117
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: think I'm just hanging on for and I'm looking for

1118
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 2: any place that I can once in a while put

1119
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 2: a thought that's not Twitter anymore, because I just I mean, Karen,

1120
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 2: you're one of my favorite follows on Twitter. Do you

1121
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 2: not find it so horrible in there now?

1122
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: Or what?

1123
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 4: It is?

1124
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 3: The worst?

1125
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 2: It is like verified people are at the top, and

1126
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 2: they're the people that are paying, and they're the and they're.

1127
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: The mostly Nazis. Yeah, and people that are like yeah,

1128
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of suggestions of people that all come

1129
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: of people. Wait, am I going in the wrong way

1130
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: to the drive through? And this is it? This is right?

1131
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jared gotten to a car accident coming out

1132
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 1: of this. No, oh yeah, don't worry. We just handled it.

1133
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: After two years, it's been finally behind us.

1134
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 3: The exit was on the right side. And that fireman

1135
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 3: would have loved this. Yeah, or someone from England.

1136
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: It's all backwards.

1137
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's all get Starbucks. Yes, this will be recorded,

1138
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 3: so order wisely.

1139
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: Can I get an ice sorry, a grande iced latte

1140
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: and then also a couple others.

1141
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 3: I'd like a grande iced coffee with a little almond milk.

1142
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: And that's gonna be it.

1143
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 3: That concludes the order.

1144
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like one of those freaks that doesn't drink coffee.

1145
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 3: I know why, because you don't like giving yourself anxiety. No,

1146
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 3: I just honestly, I don't like the taste and I

1147
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:30,919
Speaker 3: never start.

1148
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: I just never start.

1149
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 2: I had one tiny little cup of it in Italy

1150
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 2: one time, and I was like, what are we doing?

1151
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 2: I guys, we made a plan, but I was like,

1152
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 2: I don't like I really need coffee.

1153
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know they have things like lemonade and stuff.

1154
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh sure, Oh sure, but I got a water bottle.

1155
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: I got an exactly right water bottles and with my

1156
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 2: water staying cool in this all day, I don't need

1157
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 2: any other beverages.

1158
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Now, I'm very happy that you're actually using that,

1159
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,879
Speaker 1: because sometimes those are you know, everybody has their own

1160
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: specific like size shape, and I really worried about it.

1161
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 2: I love this one because it's so big because I

1162
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 2: hate refilling over and over again.

1163
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't fit in the cup holders. But I just

1164
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: put it on the seat next to me, right, so yeah,

1165
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: put the sea around it. Yeah, and I treat it

1166
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:15,760
Speaker 1: like a little baby.

1167
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 3: I put it between my legs because it's so wide.

1168
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 3: It helps with my displation. I find that because it's

1169
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 3: so large, I will never leave it anywhere.

1170
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: Wait, do you have hip displasia? No, but I do

1171
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: have a false hit of a fake hip. Oh that's right.

1172
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 3: And I'm supposed to get the other one done.

1173
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: Because hip displasia it is a baby thing.

1174
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 2: Like I've known a couple of people who've had babies

1175
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 2: with hip displasia, and they put them in these harnesses

1176
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 2: where their legs are just constantly spread eagles, right, And

1177
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 2: it's so hilarious, just tiny babies with their little legs

1178
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: like wide open.

1179
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.

1180
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 3: It's just a word I like to say, like corrugated,

1181
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 3: I say displacious, and I usually miss you sounds like

1182
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 3: I was using it correctly. I gotta I like to

1183
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 3: widen my hips.

1184
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: You got it? Yeah, wide wide burden hits. Then I'll

1185
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: never get to use trust me, it's overrated.

1186
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 2: Speaking as some mother, Yeah, Jared got aasectomy a couple

1187
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 2: of weeks ago, six weeks ago, Yeah, and he.

1188
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: Just complained for so many days and I was like,

1189
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: this is just not that big of a deal.

1190
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1191
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: I had two nine pound babies. Oh they were over

1192
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: nine pounds. They were both nine to three, so gees it.

1193
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: And I was just like me too, I don't, I don't.

1194
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it.

1195
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I just was like, you know, because when

1196
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 2: they it had like I'm sure it's not comfortable, but

1197
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 2: it's not painful. It's just annoying, you know, right, Like

1198
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 2: I think it's like, oh I wish this wasn't happening,

1199
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 2: kind of.

1200
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 3: Like you know, no, it's why I I think it's

1201
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 3: been proven women have a higher pain taller Yeah, I

1202
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 3: have to here siding out.

1203
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. When I had number one, I wanted

1204
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: to quit. Halfway through. I told my doctor, I go,

1205
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: we gotta stop. She goes, you can't really do that.

1206
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: I could see the head and I was like, oh no.

1207
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 2: And then the second one, I mean they really they

1208
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 2: really do just pop out after that first one.

1209
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: So that wasn't that hard.

1210
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 3: I should have offered to give you cash, just a

1211
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 3: straw for me.

1212
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1213
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 3: Oh did you get an extra water?

1214
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: Oh that might not be our water. Oh maybe it's

1215
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: not our water. This might not be ours. Nobody ordered

1216
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: the water. It does look refreshing. I had. We don't

1217
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: want him to be offended.

1218
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 3: It was probably something we said.

1219
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh wait, this is weird. This is not how it

1220
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: should go.

1221
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 3: I thought you meant that hat with those cargo shorts.

1222
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 2: No, just the in and out are switched exactly. Oh

1223
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 2: that's weird. But that's not how Jared got into the

1224
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 2: car accident.

1225
00:59:59,200 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: Okay, good.

1226
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: He was pulling out here and it was like stop traffic,

1227
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 2: and he tried to take a left and he went

1228
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 2: into and the people coming on the other side went

1229
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 2: It was his fault.

1230
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 3: Has he ever been in a car accident before.

1231
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean he's been in like two since then,

1232
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: but they weren't his fault. That one was his fault.

1233
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 3: My car has many dents on it, and so people

1234
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 3: maybe think that it's me, but I've never been in

1235
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 3: the car when they happened.

1236
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: Oh really, your car just gets walloped a lot while

1237
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: it's on the street. It's been.

1238
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 3: It's received so many walloping. Even in my garage that's

1239
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 3: when it rained a lot. Part of the ceiling fell

1240
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 3: on the back of mic.

1241
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: Your car can't catch a break.

1242
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 3: It can just catch some drywall. It's dented, and U

1243
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 3: it's not my fault. I've never been in a wreck

1244
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 3: while operating a motor vehicle. That's crazy.

1245
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: I just wind a brag. That's a good brag. It's

1246
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: ironic though, that you're not driving I am, because I

1247
01:00:55,440 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: have been in I think three or four car accidents,

1248
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: all my fault. And the first two or maybe all

1249
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: three I was. It was college age and I just

1250
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 1: love to drive fast and I like speed, and it

1251
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: would be raining and then I would go to slam

1252
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: on the brakes and just slide into the back of cars.

1253
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: I did that a couple of times. Oh, I'm actually

1254
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: getting I don't want to get on the one ten sot.

1255
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 3: Well, you just maybe got that. I've always driven. My

1256
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 3: friends made fun of me because I had the seat

1257
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 3: all the way up and I rest my chin on

1258
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 3: the staring wheel. Basically, I'm like a strange I drive

1259
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 3: in fear, and so of course I've never been in

1260
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 3: a rent well, but.

1261
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 2: See, Jared drives really like a very cautiously, and I'm

1262
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 2: very aggressive, and he's gotten into more accidents than I have.

1263
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 1: Because he's doing things like trying to take a left

1264
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: out of that story where it's like, no, don't do that,

1265
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: just don't take a left of four lights and then right, yeah,

1266
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't mean to be so harsh to Jerry.

1267
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: I think that we should just call this episode to Jared.

1268
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 2: Stop complaining about traffic, to stop complaining about your vasectomy,

1269
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 2: and stop getting in car accidents and hearing about your

1270
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 2: already keep bringing him up. Jesus, I gotta get out

1271
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 2: of the house, for all I have are my husband

1272
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 2: and kids.

1273
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: You need to get over to that skatepark and yeah,

1274
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 1: you find to meet some bad pals and learn how

1275
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: to allie.

1276
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 3: The next time I'm there, I'm gonna say hello, Yeah, come.

1277
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: Knock on my door.

1278
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 2: My kids love to like watch those guys skateboard and stuff.

1279
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 2: They're always nice.

1280
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 3: And every little kid seems to be somewhat interested in

1281
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 3: a skateboard.

1282
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's great. It feels like a tiny little

1283
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,439
Speaker 1: car that they can drive. Yeah, I think.

1284
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like any kid's gonna be like, wow,

1285
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 3: there's a grown man that still plays with a toy.

1286
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: Interesting.

1287
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 3: It seems to be pirate of his lifestyle.

1288
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: It must be very heartening. It's like, oh, it doesn't.

1289
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: It's not all shit after age seventeen or whatever. That's

1290
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 1: that's what your children are thinking.

1291
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're thinking about mortality and when they're going to

1292
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 2: lose their ability to do the things they love.

1293
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 3: The first thing my first words were, when do I

1294
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 3: have to start paying taxes?

1295
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: When's that start? Have you been doing sets lately? Great question, Karen.

1296
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 2: I find, much like on this podcast, that my material

1297
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 2: is only about my children, and Jim Daffigan is allowed.

1298
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 1: To do that, but I'm not.

1299
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 3: You know, Oh no, so I think you're allowed to No.

1300
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: Yes, I know. I have a good time.

1301
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 2: I do some sets here and there where I get booked,

1302
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 2: but I'm not out there hustling trying to put together

1303
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 2: a new half, you know what I mean. Like I'm

1304
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 2: kind of I write down joke ideas. I rarely sit

1305
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 2: and try to like put things together. But I have

1306
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 2: my show on Wednesdays. Chris comes to do it. Yes,

1307
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 2: it's at Barbiandini Ocal Park, which that is the best.

1308
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 2: Oh you should come, it's so great. It's just like

1309
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 2: a natural wine bar. But they also have beer and

1310
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 2: non alcoholic stuff. But they I say that just because

1311
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 2: to say it's not a full bar. And the guy

1312
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 2: that owns it is Josh Weinstein, who used to run

1313
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 2: the Josh and Josh Show forever, and so it's so perfect.

1314
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: He never tries to dick us over.

1315
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 2: He's never like, oh, you're canceled because this corporate Christmas

1316
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 2: party is coming in this week or whatever. He gets

1317
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 2: just like he's he gets it. He like we're like

1318
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 2: we need heaters. He got us like the chakest heaters.

1319
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 2: I know that sounds insane, but he got us these

1320
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 2: heaters that are like attached to the wall and like

1321
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 2: warm the whole area. We did the show year round

1322
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 2: outside and yeah, we we had it last night.

1323
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: It was great packed.

1324
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 2: Everybody wanted to keep the Fourth of July Vibes going

1325
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 2: and we did it last night.

1326
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: Who did it last night?

1327
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 2: Well, Kate Berlant was feature, was on the lineup, but

1328
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 2: then had to cancel truly an hour before the show

1329
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 2: because she was sick, and so a lot of people

1330
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 2: showed up for her, I think, but also Hannah Einbinder

1331
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 2: was there, Jenny Zigrino, who's very very funny, Nate Fernald

1332
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 2: I believe he is a friend of yours, and a

1333
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 2: couple of newer guys that are so funny, Spencer to

1334
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 2: Rubiarde who was so funny, and Cody Wilkinson. We had

1335
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 2: a great lineup last night. Kate will be back on

1336
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 2: the twenty six. I was like, you know, it's like

1337
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 2: one of those things where you know, all these people

1338
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 2: came to see one person or no, I think they

1339
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 2: came to see Hannah too. Hannah is a huge star.

1340
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 2: They came to see a lot of people, But a

1341
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 2: lot of people I think came because Kate isn't in

1342
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 2: La that much as much anymore, and you know, to

1343
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 2: see her for free to stand up obviously fun but

1344
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 2: you're like, when do I announce that. Do I say

1345
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 2: it up top where people will leave? Do I say

1346
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 2: it after I take donations? Because it's the donations. But

1347
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 2: we actually had Andrew Dismukes come on, he's on SNL

1348
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 2: right now, and he absolutely burned the place down.

1349
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: He was so good. It was a great It was

1350
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: a great, you know replacement.

1351
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 3: He was like the funniest person in Austin winner I

1352
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 3: got it.

1353
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 1: No. Three. I'm not here to brag.

1354
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 4: Oh.

1355
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 3: I think that he was sort of scouted from winning

1356
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,120
Speaker 3: that contest now really yeah, I think he won out

1357
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 3: of Austin or and then and then ended up on Snell.

1358
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 1: I don't know him, but he he did.

1359
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 2: He's so funny, like he did really really bring Yeah,

1360
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 2: everyone in Austin speaks very highly of it.

1361
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: I feel like that here. I want this question to

1362
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: be answered in this car, which is when do you

1363
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 1: make that announcement? And I would say if I was

1364
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,600
Speaker 1: Kara Klank in that situation, I would wait until the

1365
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 1: second to last person.

1366
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 2: That's exactly when I did it, Gary girl, That's exactly

1367
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 2: when I fucking did it.

1368
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: Because you knew Nate Fernald was going to kill Yeah,

1369
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 1: you knew Hannah Einbider was going to kill you knew

1370
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: there was a celebrity element you were going to be

1371
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: giving them things. If you tell them up front you're

1372
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: not going to get the one thing you think you want,

1373
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: then they're gonna have a set idea.

1374
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 2: Or they're gonna sit there kind of disappointed the whole time,

1375
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 2: like you tricked me and brought me here and like,

1376
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 2: so right before and I told Andrew I was doing it,

1377
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 2: but I go, hey, I'm gonna tell them that Kate

1378
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 2: isn't coming like right before you, but you can just make.

1379
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 1: Fun of it and be like and he was like,

1380
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: no problem at all. And he did that and he

1381
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: was so funny.

1382
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 2: But I was like, hey, guys, so I know you

1383
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 2: all like are expecting Kate, but she is and like

1384
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 2: nobody there wasn't like a a like you know, they're

1385
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 2: just like, okay, you know, she's sick. It's like post

1386
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 2: COVID too, people aren't like forcing themselves to go out

1387
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 2: when they have a sore throat.

1388
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: You know.

1389
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 2: They're like, I just don't feel like it's responsible, so

1390
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 2: you know, handled yeah, and they were all good. And

1391
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 2: I said and because she had also rescheduled, I go

1392
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 2: she'll be back in two weeks come see us blah

1393
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 2: blah blah, or maybe it's three weeks, but you know

1394
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 2: what I mean.

1395
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, my instincts are always off because I would think

1396
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,919
Speaker 3: you'd want to announce before the show.

1397
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 1: Just yeah, that's what my husband said.

1398
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 3: It was like all these shows like Don't Tell show

1399
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 3: or there was some secret headliner show that they used

1400
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 3: to do at the Helium clubs.

1401
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. People are attracted to.

1402
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 3: The fact that they don't know who's going to be.

1403
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 3: The element of surprise is what attract Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1404
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 3: And it's the time I did the show at Helium

1405
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 3: though I could hear an audible like, oh I don't

1406
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:22,640
Speaker 3: know who I'm like, Oh, this is set up to

1407
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:23,839
Speaker 3: hurt my feelings.

1408
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 2: It's so funny how far people will go to to

1409
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 2: convince themselves that you are somebody more famous than you are.

1410
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 2: Like when I went and performed for the Troops overseas,

1411
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 2: I was like two years into comedy and these guys.

1412
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 1: Were like, oh, I've seen you on Saturday Night Live

1413
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 1: and I go, yep.

1414
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 2: I was like, you tell your friends at home if

1415
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,520
Speaker 2: that helps you get through a better day here in Kuwait.

1416
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: Then you tell your friends. You saw someone from essen

1417
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 1: Ol and you can't remember her.

1418
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 2: Name, you know, perfect but like this, But yeah, the

1419
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,559
Speaker 2: the show is really fun on Wednesdays, it's just very

1420
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 2: the clientele is very young. So, you know, Jared and

1421
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 2: I get up there and we banter for like fifteen

1422
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 2: minutes about you know whatever, the news, our lives with

1423
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 2: our kids, whatever, and we're always like anyone have.

1424
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,559
Speaker 1: Kids, And it's like.

1425
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:20,800
Speaker 2: It's like nobody has, you know, they like they don't

1426
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 2: even have a niece or a nephew.

1427
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 1: These people like they are all very young little babies.

1428
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 2: They're all very cool and hip and dress cool. Yeah,

1429
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,559
Speaker 2: it's always a good audience though. Yeah, they're a great

1430
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,640
Speaker 2: audience and you have.

1431
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:35,759
Speaker 1: Right, there's always guest.

1432
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 2: The bar doesn't have food, but they will have like

1433
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,240
Speaker 2: pop up like yeah, burger pop ups or whatever.

1434
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 1: Dot dot dot dot dot. Yeah I did the logo

1435
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:50,760
Speaker 1: you did. Yeah that's Mike Homes. Yeah.

1436
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little dog wearing a hamburger, a bottom

1437
01:09:55,720 --> 01:10:00,240
Speaker 3: bonn as with suspenders. The lettuce and tomato are on

1438
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 3: the dog's back.

1439
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: So I actually, right now I'm realizing it's like ready

1440
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 1: for a human to eat.

1441
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a yeah, but you know it was cute

1442
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 3: enough that you can get away with it. Yeah, it's

1443
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 3: a little dog wearing a Burger outfit.

1444
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: That's precious. I also love that bar. There was some

1445
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,479
Speaker 1: kind of after party type of thing. And this was

1446
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: so long pre COVID, but I went to that bar

1447
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: and I was just I was very excited because Josh

1448
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: is such a nice person and him and Josh who

1449
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: did the Barluva show show Josh and Josh. Okay, that's

1450
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:40,519
Speaker 1: right show. But they were so like cool and nice

1451
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,720
Speaker 1: and made such a good show that people got to

1452
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,360
Speaker 1: do for so long that when I learned that was

1453
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 1: his bar, I was like, oh, this is like I

1454
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: just felt proud of the dumbest way of like I

1455
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: this is a person that does so much for other people,

1456
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: and he gets he's still doing it. No, he They're

1457
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:58,720
Speaker 1: the best.

1458
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,960
Speaker 2: When they quit Josh and Joh after ten years, they

1459
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 2: gave us the show and we started our show, called

1460
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:07,560
Speaker 2: it Better Half Comedy, me and Jared and Lubitch, and

1461
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,599
Speaker 2: then Lubich started fucking with us, like what I'm talking about,

1462
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 2: Like new managers came in.

1463
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: They didn't care about comedy.

1464
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,600
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, you know you didn't bring in

1465
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:17,680
Speaker 2: them many people this week, but it's like last week

1466
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 2: we were back to the gills, Like what are you

1467
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 2: talking about? You know what I mean, Like Josh never

1468
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 2: cares about that kind of stuff, Like even though we

1469
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 2: always like, you know, we have people like but you know,

1470
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 2: they were just like, oh, we've got a party next week,

1471
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 2: so you can't have the show, and like we just

1472
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 2: were like, you know what, I think, let's get out

1473
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 2: of here. And we were already moving to the East Side.

1474
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 2: So going to Josh's place at Bandin, he was perfect.

1475
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,600
Speaker 2: I had my baby shower at Barbandini.

1476
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my.

1477
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 2: Baby shower for Rosie was at Barbandini because Josh gave

1478
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,600
Speaker 2: me like this great deal and had let me do

1479
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 2: it there. And at that he was like, I'd love

1480
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,800
Speaker 2: to get this back patio set up to do a

1481
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 2: show and everything, and he finally did it, and you

1482
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 2: were like, and I was like waiting for it, get

1483
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:58,880
Speaker 2: me in there.

1484
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, Well it worked out so long ago.

1485
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:06,639
Speaker 3: Made me realize I need to have a seersucker suit

1486
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 3: that's very just a sharp Drassic guy. Even the pants

1487
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,440
Speaker 3: I have right now are kind of seersuckery.

1488
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 1: They're very summary. Yes, let me see lift up alive.

1489
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 3: Little. I mean it's got Yeah.

1490
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,479
Speaker 2: I feel like I could be in a barber shop court.

1491
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:30,680
Speaker 2: Josh and I are have like parallel lives. We are

1492
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 2: from neighboring towns. We went to the same college. Our mother,

1493
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,679
Speaker 2: my mother and his father know each other through work

1494
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 2: what We both went to the same study abroad program.

1495
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 2: I lived in Rome. He's married to a Roman woman.

1496
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 2: They now basically live in Rome. He just comes back

1497
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,519
Speaker 2: here like all the time.

1498
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: That's cool. We just figured out that we have parallel

1499
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: lives and you didn't know that, and we didn't.

1500
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 2: We found we would find out that out like almost

1501
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,200
Speaker 2: every week, every time I would do Barlow Bitch, we

1502
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 2: would find out another thing about ourselves that was like,

1503
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 2: oh my god, no way. And then it's errands came

1504
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,200
Speaker 2: to the show and they were like the dad's like

1505
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 2: I know your mother, Like you know, it's like so insane.

1506
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,360
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah.

1507
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 3: Yes, there's a guy in la that I don't know,

1508
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 3: but he makes movies. He's written none of them I

1509
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,680
Speaker 3: can think of right now, but he's doing well. And

1510
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 3: he lived near me in my dorms in Montana. So

1511
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 3: we just kind of figured it out Missoula, and then.

1512
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting, that's amazing. It's such a small

1513
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:32,800
Speaker 1: it is it is, it really is. You know what

1514
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 1: they say it is small and they're wrong. We're all wrong.

1515
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:43,559
Speaker 1: It's huge. It's quite big, and it's covered in water, right,

1516
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 1: and that water has not been investigated in any meaningful way.

1517
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1518
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 2: Didn't you guys feel like there was just like a

1519
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 2: collective lack of stuff to talk about after the submersible

1520
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,400
Speaker 2: conversation was over?

1521
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 1: Right, I made it. I was just like, I guess

1522
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: we're done. Yeah, no, I can't even believe can't talk anymore.

1523
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, this during this podcast, I mean off color submarine

1524
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 3: comment immediately you or my voice get high.

1525
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I just didn't say anything. I just

1526
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:11,599
Speaker 1: let him dangle.

1527
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:15,639
Speaker 2: I had a tweet advertised to me two days ago

1528
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 2: that was like wondering where to go this summer the

1529
01:14:18,439 --> 01:14:22,599
Speaker 2: Titanic Museum, and was like, give it a beat, Yeah,

1530
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,640
Speaker 2: we need to just take the.

1531
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:30,200
Speaker 1: Gas off the Titanic obsession for two minutes. Sorry. I mean,

1532
01:14:30,479 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 1: the going to the museum would be cool, but like

1533
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,720
Speaker 1: the idea that people wanted to go down where it

1534
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 1: ended up is so like what's the plus there?

1535
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,800
Speaker 2: I would never, you know what, I would do stand

1536
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 2: on dry land and watch a drone go down there

1537
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 2: and watch it on an iPad.

1538
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,519
Speaker 1: Right, would love that.

1539
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 2: Take me down a little like a little drone that's

1540
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 2: not gonna implode or kill anybody. Show me what the

1541
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 2: wreckage looks like. I guess, I guess I'm not even

1542
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 2: that interested in that, to be honest.

1543
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:00,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to see footage of the fish

1544
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 3: that are down. I want to see some glow in

1545
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 3: the dark fish with a horn on their.

1546
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,640
Speaker 1: Head, you know. And I heard that the people that

1547
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 1: were on that thing, we're not looking out windows. They

1548
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:15,240
Speaker 1: were looking at a laptop to see that wreckage. You're kidding,

1549
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:16,320
Speaker 1: I swear to God.

1550
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 3: Really because windows.

1551
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:22,839
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, they didn't know how to make windows.

1552
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 2: Well, they are for the fear of what actually happened,

1553
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:27,639
Speaker 2: for the fear of oh yeah, because no, I think

1554
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:33,040
Speaker 2: no glass could probably withstand that pressure, right, Oh my lord,

1555
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:40,000
Speaker 2: So scary, so scary, it's so scary, But it's so funny.

1556
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 2: Don't you think it mirrors how obsessed people are with

1557
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:46,240
Speaker 2: the Titanic, how obsessed we were with the submersible, Like

1558
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 2: people are there have been a million plane that crashes.

1559
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:53,280
Speaker 2: There have been so many mass casualty events in this country.

1560
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 2: The way we are, we are obsessed with that Titanic, right,

1561
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 2: And I think, you know, we have to look at

1562
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:01,439
Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio.

1563
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,280
Speaker 1: We have to pin that on him. You have a

1564
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 1: real piece of this, Sir Kate Winslet. Yes, but I

1565
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 1: think Leo really it's on him. It's like, are people

1566
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,719
Speaker 1: down there trying to find the heart from the old lady?

1567
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 1: Like is that part real? They're like, am I gonna

1568
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:21,880
Speaker 1: find that sapphire to pay my rent? A beautiful locket?

1569
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,080
Speaker 1: But also, didn't James Cameron do a thing where he

1570
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:29,160
Speaker 1: they sent cameras and thes gone down there?

1571
01:16:29,479 --> 01:16:29,639
Speaker 4: Right?

1572
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 2: I think he's done like a submersible trip, not with

1573
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:33,840
Speaker 2: the same guy, but I think he has done that

1574
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:36,160
Speaker 2: with a way better submercial.

1575
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think it was so much tension because

1576
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:43,960
Speaker 1: everybody people are like, oh, I hate that, or I

1577
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:47,960
Speaker 1: have clausophobia. It's like, no, one wouldn't have claustrophobia in

1578
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 1: that situation, Like we're talking about absolute human peril, and

1579
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 1: so the idea that then after the fact, people were like,

1580
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: it's so wrong that people are making jokes. It's like, no, no,

1581
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,800
Speaker 1: that's what people do when ship like this goes down,

1582
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: because all you can do is go, what if it

1583
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,519
Speaker 1: was me? Yeah, yeah, freak out.

1584
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah. That was the most when one time when I

1585
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:14,200
Speaker 3: was in Bend, I went sperlunking in these like way

1586
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 3: down you crawl way down, and at one point the

1587
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,280
Speaker 3: crawl space, I was stuck like my hips.

1588
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,280
Speaker 1: I had to like position my body because of your displaying.

1589
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I had to open up my hip

1590
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:31,720
Speaker 3: much like mel Gibson had to and pop it out

1591
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 3: of sokker so I could slither through. No, I just

1592
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 3: I was stuck for a minute, and that was my

1593
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,479
Speaker 3: first thought is I'm going to be so embarrassed if

1594
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:42,880
Speaker 3: this is the way I go, and like people are, no,

1595
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 3: one's going to.

1596
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:49,559
Speaker 1: Feel bad heart in a slunking, stuck situation.

1597
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,599
Speaker 3: But then moments later it opened up into this room

1598
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,600
Speaker 3: and I could stand and you could look out of

1599
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:58,320
Speaker 3: these like way up and see these openings.

1600
01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,679
Speaker 1: In the ceiling of this cave.

1601
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 3: And was so worth worth I mean, okay, the payoff.

1602
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 3: I felt so good. But yes, it's not something I

1603
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:06,280
Speaker 3: would do.

1604
01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 1: Now when you went back through, was there a problem.

1605
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 3: No, you went through, you went out a different way

1606
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:15,760
Speaker 3: that you didn't turn around and go back out because like, yeah,

1607
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:19,160
Speaker 3: no it was And yes, I was drunk middle of

1608
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 3: the day. There was no way I could have done

1609
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,320
Speaker 3: that sober, and I knew it.

1610
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:25,920
Speaker 2: You did drunk splunky, Yes, yes, it's the way that

1611
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 2: a lot of the guys do it drunk.

1612
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, for drunkling is the way.

1613
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1614
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,880
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that movie that is it The

1615
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 1: Cave of the Climb where it's the three women doing it,

1616
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,519
Speaker 1: but then there's things killing them as they're down. I

1617
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,960
Speaker 1: know what movie you're talking about, but I didn't watch it.

1618
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 1: The Ascent, The Descent, Decent, The Decent.

1619
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,360
Speaker 3: The Ascent is on the way out, that was at

1620
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:52,120
Speaker 3: the end of the movie.

1621
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,120
Speaker 1: But that's my I would not be able to stop

1622
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:58,040
Speaker 1: obsessing over there's a thing that lives down here that

1623
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 1: no one knows exists that is absolutely going to kill

1624
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:04,600
Speaker 1: us and no one will know or care. Like that

1625
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 1: idea that there's just a whiz a like a it

1626
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 1: looked like it looked like a hairless cat.

1627
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 3: Sure, okay, sure, whatever you want to do, go ahead, sir.

1628
01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:15,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's got to be somewhere guys get up

1629
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:21,559
Speaker 1: to that red light. Absolutely, but that idea seems possible

1630
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 1: to me, And therefore, how could you open yourself up

1631
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:29,120
Speaker 1: to that level of cave monster. No one's on my

1632
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,200
Speaker 1: side with this. No, I I completely, I never. I

1633
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,800
Speaker 1: just wouldn't even cross my mind, Like I don't even

1634
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 1: go that much.

1635
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:40,680
Speaker 2: Like I mean, you're you're saying that's the worst part,

1636
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,560
Speaker 2: Like the worst part is that no one would.

1637
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,519
Speaker 1: Know, or just that the worst part would be seeing

1638
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:51,560
Speaker 1: an animal, right thing that lives in there that no

1639
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,960
Speaker 1: one knows is there because no one goes in there. Yeah. Yeah,

1640
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,320
Speaker 1: I don't need to be the first to do anything.

1641
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:01,000
Speaker 3: I was scared mostly of just sudden water rushing in

1642
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 3: that was that became the biggest.

1643
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 1: Little boys on the team.

1644
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:09,759
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's a good documentary. When Karen first mentioned

1645
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,599
Speaker 3: the movie with the Descent, I thought, yeah, they all

1646
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:15,679
Speaker 3: go down there to save that soccer team. Oh wait,

1647
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,160
Speaker 3: I'm confusing two things.

1648
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,880
Speaker 1: That was Elon Musk that saved the soccer team. No

1649
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I mean we should have known it that

1650
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 1: that over promise under delivery. And then he accused the

1651
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: actual hero of like being a groomer or something. Disgusting

1652
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,840
Speaker 1: or just like sir, step out.

1653
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm right now realizing my fear was so

1654
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 3: real because at the end of it, they were saying, now,

1655
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:42,759
Speaker 3: look at your clothes.

1656
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:43,880
Speaker 1: There isn't any dirt on.

1657
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:46,920
Speaker 3: Them because the water washes it all away when it

1658
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 3: goes rushes through.

1659
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:48,200
Speaker 1: There.

1660
01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:53,040
Speaker 3: I was actually sperlunking through a waterway and you didn't

1661
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:57,000
Speaker 3: realize there was zero not a saint. I was crawling

1662
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:59,400
Speaker 3: on the ground and there was no dirt on my clothes.

1663
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,480
Speaker 3: I've found that fascinating.

1664
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 1: But sorry, you didn't know there was water?

1665
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:11,440
Speaker 3: Apology accepted. No, I didn't until the end, and then

1666
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:13,320
Speaker 3: I was like, well, wait, how do we know it

1667
01:21:13,439 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna come through because it's not June or something

1668
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 3: like it seasonally rushes through that I need. I need

1669
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 3: more hard evidence that I wasn't about to But why

1670
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,960
Speaker 3: didn't you know? No one told me until it was over.

1671
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:32,240
Speaker 1: But water is a very specific sensation. It's different. Oh No,

1672
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 1: I was not.

1673
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 3: There was no water when I did it. There was

1674
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,680
Speaker 3: little trickles and puddles here and.

1675
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: There, but your clothes were clean. Yes, how I know

1676
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,120
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying.

1677
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 3: It was the biggest mystery ever. I'm still it's still mystery.

1678
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 3: I know it's it's it sounds like I'm making it up.

1679
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,960
Speaker 1: So were they saying to you, like, there's enough water

1680
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:55,040
Speaker 1: happening that you don't notice it, but it's washing your clothes?

1681
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:58,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry. At one point water rushed through and

1682
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:04,200
Speaker 3: got rid of all that dirt. We forgot that, we

1683
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:05,439
Speaker 3: didn't get the spin cycle.

1684
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the quick that you did.

1685
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went through. Everything was being lined dried, gotcha,

1686
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:18,880
Speaker 3: there was no water. But my fear was when they said, hey,

1687
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,280
Speaker 3: look at your clothes. Aren't they clean? That's because of

1688
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:21,840
Speaker 3: all the water.

1689
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what what now? Yeah? Like that's when

1690
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,599
Speaker 1: I got scared. But it was after the fact. Okay, yes,

1691
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:28,679
Speaker 1: all right, that makes sense.

1692
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,759
Speaker 3: It was confusing and I shouldn't have even.

1693
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,840
Speaker 1: Brought it up. Look, no, you just confirmed fuck off

1694
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 1: caving lunking of any kind. I don't need it. I

1695
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:40,360
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want any of that. I can't.

1696
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:44,320
Speaker 2: It was I like roller coasters. That's about as dare

1697
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:47,639
Speaker 2: devil as I get. And did you guys hear about

1698
01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:49,519
Speaker 2: how my cell phone fell out of my pocket on

1699
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:53,519
Speaker 2: a roller coaster? Recently, a pretty new cell phone fell

1700
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:56,200
Speaker 2: out of my pocket on the X two at Magic Mountain,

1701
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,760
Speaker 2: which is a banger of a roller coast yesterday, Like

1702
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:01,000
Speaker 2: it is really good and it turns you all around,

1703
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:03,519
Speaker 2: and I was in my pocket and I think I

1704
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 2: just forgot to zip the pocket and it sucked out.

1705
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,599
Speaker 2: I didn't even notice it. We were off the ride.

1706
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,800
Speaker 2: We were we were several steps away from the ride

1707
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,400
Speaker 2: before I went, oh, oh, my phone, where's my phone?

1708
01:23:14,479 --> 01:23:18,400
Speaker 2: It's and I was like yeah, So I immediately go

1709
01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,320
Speaker 2: foul a report. I'm like bummed out, but my brother

1710
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:22,920
Speaker 2: and I try to enjoy the rest of the day

1711
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,880
Speaker 2: doing coasters. We're coaster heads and he's visiting from out

1712
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,880
Speaker 2: of town, so we do that. I mean, it literally

1713
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:30,800
Speaker 2: turned into the worst day. It started raining, We got

1714
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,800
Speaker 2: kicked off of like the coaster. At one point we

1715
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:34,880
Speaker 2: were stuck on a coaster for fifteen minutes or I

1716
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,320
Speaker 2: just let us dangle there, like it was like no, no,

1717
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:41,559
Speaker 2: but still like it was just like are we gonna

1718
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:43,200
Speaker 2: get at it? Like we just couldn't believe how much

1719
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,000
Speaker 2: bad luck we were having. Then pouring rain, lightning, so

1720
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 2: they obviously shot all the rides.

1721
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:48,160
Speaker 1: So we go home.

1722
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:49,160
Speaker 3: I track it.

1723
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:52,599
Speaker 2: I do close up satellite. It's right under the roller coaster.

1724
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:55,439
Speaker 2: So I go, guys, here's a picture of it, zoomed

1725
01:23:55,479 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 2: in as far as it can go. It's right under

1726
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 2: the roller coaster. Go out there and get it. I

1727
01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:03,439
Speaker 2: call for I'm calling. I finally tweeked. Somebody gets in

1728
01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:05,799
Speaker 2: touch with me and goes, please write to our VIP

1729
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:11,000
Speaker 2: email address. I'm so finally I find my IF iPhone

1730
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:15,280
Speaker 2: pings six weeks later and it's in Hong Kong.

1731
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:19,479
Speaker 1: My phone is in Hong Kong because wait a minute.

1732
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:23,200
Speaker 2: Clearly the like teens that worked at Magic Mountain like

1733
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,639
Speaker 2: found it and were like, oh, the screen didn't crack.

1734
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 2: This is probably a pretty decent phone, but it's bricked

1735
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,840
Speaker 2: because I've put it into lost mode and everything. Yeah,

1736
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:34,920
Speaker 2: so they're like, we'll resell it to wherever. And I

1737
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:37,519
Speaker 2: went on Reddit. The first thing I found on Reddit

1738
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,160
Speaker 2: was their phone was at the exact place my phone

1739
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,960
Speaker 2: was at and the phone had been stolen in London.

1740
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:47,360
Speaker 2: This is clearly a place, yeah, pipeline, a Magic Mountain,

1741
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:49,120
Speaker 2: a six Flags to Hong.

1742
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:50,800
Speaker 1: Kong pipeline, which and.

1743
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,559
Speaker 2: What they what they said on Reddit was that these

1744
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:55,559
Speaker 2: phones are probably getting stripped and reprogrammed to be sold

1745
01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:57,240
Speaker 2: as burners in the Philippines or something.

1746
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:59,639
Speaker 1: I have no idea if any of that's true.

1747
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:02,360
Speaker 2: This is Reddit I'm quoting as my source here, And

1748
01:25:02,479 --> 01:25:05,080
Speaker 2: so I tweet and go, hey, six Flags, why didn't

1749
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:07,320
Speaker 2: you just tell me that you were gonna sell my

1750
01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:11,000
Speaker 2: phone to Hong Kong or whatever? I tweet some bitchy things,

1751
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:15,080
Speaker 2: and they I start getting phone calls now for six times,

1752
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,960
Speaker 2: and I'm still playing phone tag with six Flags to

1753
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:20,200
Speaker 2: this day. And I'm hoping to get Bianca on the

1754
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:23,160
Speaker 2: line very soon because I would love to get some

1755
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:25,960
Speaker 2: reimbursement for the brand new phone I had to buy.

1756
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,080
Speaker 2: How long ago did this happened at the very the

1757
01:25:29,439 --> 01:25:32,640
Speaker 2: March thirty first, and then it pinged back on the

1758
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,720
Speaker 2: very beginning of May, and I was like, what the hell?

1759
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,720
Speaker 2: And then I ended up breaking down and just buying

1760
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:39,639
Speaker 2: a new phone because I'd been using my friend's old

1761
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:42,800
Speaker 2: ass phone and it wasn't holding a charge, and I

1762
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:46,439
Speaker 2: just I was starting to feel like my journey wasn't

1763
01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:48,960
Speaker 2: gonna happen. Then once it pinged in Hong Kong, I go, okay,

1764
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,120
Speaker 2: it's really dead. I'm going to buy a new phone.

1765
01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:55,479
Speaker 1: And that little yeah thing that pinged it. It was

1766
01:25:55,520 --> 01:26:00,439
Speaker 1: probably sitting in a pile, but I just couldn't believe it. Also,

1767
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:03,240
Speaker 1: they're so expensive, it's so much money.

1768
01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:05,600
Speaker 2: And I didn't have the insurance for the I have

1769
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,680
Speaker 2: the insurance for breaking it because I'm a dumb ass,

1770
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,559
Speaker 2: but I didn't have the insurance for losing it because

1771
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:11,040
Speaker 2: I've never really lost it before.

1772
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:16,800
Speaker 1: Ye. So you know, sad story. But I'm hoping once

1773
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,599
Speaker 1: I get Bianca on the line, we're going to talk

1774
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:25,240
Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, if you're a diner sore. Yeah, we

1775
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:28,720
Speaker 1: made a joke about that one time. But yeah, and

1776
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,040
Speaker 1: it's stuck. Yeah, I think.

1777
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:32,640
Speaker 2: Well, I just said, any I go any idea how

1778
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,240
Speaker 2: my phone got from an employee's only access area to

1779
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:40,559
Speaker 2: Hong Kong. Ye, Like, it's not like other writers were

1780
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,760
Speaker 2: down there under the coaster chilling and found my phone, right,

1781
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:43,920
Speaker 2: you know.

1782
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,920
Speaker 3: So I would call you and say I hate to

1783
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:50,280
Speaker 3: break it to you, but many times there's a criminal

1784
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:52,320
Speaker 3: element with our carnival workers.

1785
01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:54,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's so funny.

1786
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:56,960
Speaker 2: Everybody that works there is like seventeen and bored out

1787
01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:00,400
Speaker 2: of their minds. Like it's really, let's know that's like

1788
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:04,800
Speaker 2: people doing that and then they're not. The park is

1789
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:06,960
Speaker 2: like it's unsafe to go down there or whatever.

1790
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:09,800
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, and then that's that. Then it's just like,

1791
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:13,120
Speaker 1: well you' it's on you, and I'm sure the average

1792
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:17,280
Speaker 1: person can get shamed into it's your fault. Yeah, not

1793
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:20,240
Speaker 1: our girl, not me, not me that X two steps

1794
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:23,519
Speaker 1: it out of my pocket. We are even if you

1795
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,600
Speaker 1: aren't the guest. We need to have an update on

1796
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:28,040
Speaker 1: this phone. Oh yeah, very invested, lady.

1797
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,960
Speaker 2: A voice no, but I'm only trading it for the

1798
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:33,799
Speaker 2: one from Karen's dad, So I will hold my voice.

1799
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,639
Speaker 1: Noo to hostage until I get that one.

1800
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:39,400
Speaker 2: We just passed the playground where I was going to

1801
01:27:39,439 --> 01:27:42,719
Speaker 2: have you guys pick me up before the Snake park

1802
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:45,479
Speaker 2: as we call it because there is a slide shape

1803
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:46,120
Speaker 2: like a snake.

1804
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:49,120
Speaker 1: Oh oh, not because there's like a tons of snakes.

1805
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:51,120
Speaker 1: That would be weird. Thank god, You're like, come on,

1806
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:53,960
Speaker 1: let's just go back and give snake park. The kids

1807
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:57,519
Speaker 1: love it. This is where my daughter's going to be

1808
01:27:57,560 --> 01:28:00,320
Speaker 1: going to school in the fall. Hey, this is her

1809
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:01,360
Speaker 1: little elementary.

1810
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:05,960
Speaker 3: It's not just tiny shoes, I think tiny picnic tables.

1811
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:06,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1812
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:13,360
Speaker 1: On a regular picnic table. They need adjustments. They're little.

1813
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:17,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. In skateboard videos growing up, I thought that everyone

1814
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:19,519
Speaker 3: was way better than they are because they were doing

1815
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 3: like kickflips over picnic tables. And then you move here

1816
01:28:22,439 --> 01:28:25,840
Speaker 3: and you realize these are tiny. These are baby table.

1817
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:27,280
Speaker 3: Everyone's been lying to me.

1818
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:31,200
Speaker 1: They're for babies. Oh, babies at a picnic.

1819
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:35,240
Speaker 3: So is there anything you'd like to promote.

1820
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:39,160
Speaker 1: A natural segue?

1821
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:46,040
Speaker 2: Yes, my podcast that's messed up, an SVU podcast right

1822
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:49,479
Speaker 2: here on the exactly right network. Please listen if you

1823
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:51,560
Speaker 2: like sv or even if you don't a lot of

1824
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:54,000
Speaker 2: people listen to our show that don't watch Us for You,

1825
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,160
Speaker 2: which I find wild, but go for it.

1826
01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:58,479
Speaker 3: I've never watched Us for You.

1827
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:01,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a lot of well, we explain everything that

1828
01:29:01,439 --> 01:29:03,560
Speaker 2: happens in the episode, so people kind of like are like,

1829
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:04,479
Speaker 2: I don't really need to watch it.

1830
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:06,800
Speaker 1: You're telling me what's happening. It's the best. So that's

1831
01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:09,920
Speaker 1: how we do. And you guys get amazing bookings of

1832
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:13,120
Speaker 1: people who played different parts on the episode. Yeah, that's

1833
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:14,880
Speaker 1: like one of the funnest parts. Yeah.

1834
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:18,000
Speaker 2: We have an episode coming up where we interviewed Matthew Lillard,

1835
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:19,040
Speaker 2: which was so cool.

1836
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:21,080
Speaker 1: That's a great guy.

1837
01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were so excited to get him because he's

1838
01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:25,519
Speaker 2: in this wild episode with Carol Burnett, and like, we

1839
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,200
Speaker 2: were just not going to get Carol Burnette. You know,

1840
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:29,400
Speaker 2: she's like ninety in a legend. I just didn't think

1841
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,720
Speaker 2: we were going to get her. So I was like,

1842
01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 2: thank god we got Matthew Lillard and we are actually touring.

1843
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:38,360
Speaker 2: Our podcast is going on tour. We're going to be

1844
01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:43,759
Speaker 2: doing like twenty cities in the fall from September to December.

1845
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:46,599
Speaker 2: So that's messed uplive dot com is where you can

1846
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:48,639
Speaker 2: find out everything about our podcast.

1847
01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:53,120
Speaker 1: Amazing. Thank you for allowing me to promote myself of course.

1848
01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:55,000
Speaker 2: And then yeah, if you live in Los Angeles, come

1849
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:57,120
Speaker 2: down to Bar Bandini on Wednesdays. I gave that a

1850
01:29:57,200 --> 01:30:00,040
Speaker 2: nice little twenty minute plug. Yeah, I was smart, but

1851
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:01,719
Speaker 2: I also just want you to come, Karen.

1852
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:05,240
Speaker 1: I want to come. And that's actually a great kind

1853
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:08,040
Speaker 1: of bridge from me always being in my house to

1854
01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:10,200
Speaker 1: going back out or like going to a comedy show.

1855
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:12,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can come on the side and sit

1856
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,599
Speaker 2: with the comics and stuff and you talk to us,

1857
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 2: and you should we should have you on when somebody

1858
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:20,360
Speaker 2: is on that you like, or a person that you

1859
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:22,639
Speaker 2: are friendly with, or maybe.

1860
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,439
Speaker 3: When it took place, you could do stand up again.

1861
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,920
Speaker 1: That's an idea offered.

1862
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:29,040
Speaker 2: I don't want it to be thought that I haven't

1863
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:33,599
Speaker 2: offered if I could get Karen kil Gariff, I'm.

1864
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:34,000
Speaker 3: Just watering the seed.

1865
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:37,360
Speaker 1: You plan it, Karen Kilgarriff. I'm just doing jokes about

1866
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:40,639
Speaker 1: my kids and my husband all the time. That's my problem.

1867
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:44,000
Speaker 1: The last time I did is said Kara was it

1868
01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:46,240
Speaker 1: was like a it was a hot tub show or something.

1869
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:49,720
Speaker 1: I fucking had to follow James Fritch, which which God

1870
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:52,720
Speaker 1: bless anyone who has to ever follow James Fritz. He

1871
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:55,559
Speaker 1: is so fucking good at stand up comedy. But also

1872
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,879
Speaker 1: I hadn't written a new joke in ever, so everything

1873
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:00,960
Speaker 1: I was just like a kind of didn't believe my

1874
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,600
Speaker 1: own thing, you know. I I was just kind of like,

1875
01:31:04,439 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 1: and then I was like, don't do it. If this

1876
01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:07,680
Speaker 1: is the way you're going to do it, right, I

1877
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,360
Speaker 1: get that. So that's kind of how I feel right now.

1878
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:14,960
Speaker 2: I think I'll probably eventually start writing more and coming

1879
01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 2: up with more stuff, but like just coming out of

1880
01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:20,280
Speaker 2: pandemic and the two kids being the age they are.

1881
01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:23,320
Speaker 2: I'm just like, my brain is like stretched a capacity.

1882
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,599
Speaker 2: I just can't sit and write jokes right now. It's

1883
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:29,040
Speaker 2: also being a mother is a job, and you've been

1884
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:34,439
Speaker 2: doing that. Yes, yeah, it's not that you're afraid your

1885
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:38,719
Speaker 2: material will be about that. Yeah, I can only only

1886
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:42,439
Speaker 2: imagine since it's been years since I was in the

1887
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 2: daycare business.

1888
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:49,080
Speaker 1: Wait, we're my house. I could have sworn I knew

1889
01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:51,000
Speaker 1: how to get there. Yeah, yeah, you just go keep

1890
01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:51,840
Speaker 1: going up a couple more.

1891
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:54,320
Speaker 3: Are you driving by my favorite picnic tables?

1892
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1893
01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:55,800
Speaker 5: I just want to.

1894
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:59,000
Speaker 1: We want to need to get another visual of yourself kickflipping.

1895
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:02,040
Speaker 1: I think jump over that when I was young, straight ahead.

1896
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. Alex Cole is right around here. You know,

1897
01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:11,240
Speaker 1: Alex Cole, Yes of the Bay Area. Yeah, you're bay Area.

1898
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:20,519
Speaker 3: That's also a family name. I'm sure we're related. Coles. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

1899
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:27,960
Speaker 2: I follow this like Highland Park Instagram, where it's like

1900
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:30,559
Speaker 2: it's written by somebody, it's clearly run by somebody who's

1901
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,439
Speaker 2: lived here for their whole life and like hates the

1902
01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:36,160
Speaker 2: gentrifiers and stuff, and they're complaining about these things being

1903
01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:41,120
Speaker 2: like these like four pillars of plastic that make people

1904
01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:43,000
Speaker 2: slow down a little bit in the center of the street,

1905
01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:44,960
Speaker 2: and they're like, these didn't used to be around in

1906
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,080
Speaker 2: the old days, not when I was grown up. And

1907
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:50,440
Speaker 2: then other people are like, yeah, but people drive like assholes,

1908
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,720
Speaker 2: like we got to stop them. And it's like, I

1909
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:55,800
Speaker 2: don't know, neighborhood's changing a lot, Like everyone's just so

1910
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:58,519
Speaker 2: mad about something they're not.

1911
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:02,600
Speaker 1: It's like, but you're so you're saying you're pro is

1912
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:08,559
Speaker 1: it your husband? No? Right here?

1913
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:09,479
Speaker 4: Right?

1914
01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:13,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like saying that they want to go back

1915
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:16,800
Speaker 1: to the time where pedestrians were just getting mowed down time.

1916
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,200
Speaker 1: I just liked it when like auto fatalities were higher.

1917
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:25,000
Speaker 1: You know, it's better drunk driving. It all, nobody wore

1918
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:27,640
Speaker 1: their seatbelt. You didn't have to back then, you know,

1919
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:30,680
Speaker 1: you just died or you lived. You know.

1920
01:33:31,479 --> 01:33:33,720
Speaker 3: We saw in the next door app the email came

1921
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:35,960
Speaker 3: in and I opened it and said, did anyone hear

1922
01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,200
Speaker 3: the cops say come out with your hands up?

1923
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:40,519
Speaker 1: Twitter?

1924
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:42,640
Speaker 3: That yes, I saw, and then I saw it was

1925
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:45,360
Speaker 3: Kurt and it's like, is this a bad time to

1926
01:33:45,439 --> 01:33:46,920
Speaker 3: ask Tom next door?

1927
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:50,640
Speaker 1: It's on next door absolutely spiraling about this.

1928
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:54,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't make the joke because I thought he

1929
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:56,400
Speaker 3: actually might be totally freaking out.

1930
01:33:57,120 --> 01:34:00,200
Speaker 1: So he is like in the neighborhood and he heard

1931
01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:02,599
Speaker 1: cops say, yeah he was. He was outside.

1932
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:05,040
Speaker 2: I think they were watching fireworks and they heard cops,

1933
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:08,799
Speaker 2: I think from a helicopter say put down your weapons

1934
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:10,479
Speaker 2: and come out of the house or something, and so

1935
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,800
Speaker 2: he scored his kids into the house and then just

1936
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:15,879
Speaker 2: asked on Twitter and then apparently on next door, Yeah.

1937
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,320
Speaker 1: I did anybody hear that? Does anyone know what's going on? Yeah?

1938
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:20,759
Speaker 3: It was funny to see because usually it's just about

1939
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:23,639
Speaker 3: a stolen mic and it's like, wait, I know that guy.

1940
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:27,320
Speaker 1: I did not make the hot time joke. That's really

1941
01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:29,880
Speaker 1: funny though. Is now a bad time? Wait? You guys

1942
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:31,920
Speaker 1: oscar hosts about in five minutes? Can I just sit

1943
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:32,240
Speaker 1: here for it?

1944
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:36,280
Speaker 2: And I'm just kidding, wait, just waiting out let Jared

1945
01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:39,960
Speaker 2: do it. I'm sorry, we just got talking. I could

1946
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Speaker 2: not get back. I couldn't get back until seven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, your delight. I was telling Chris and Alis

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Speaker 1: before you got in the car. And I know I've

1949
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,120
Speaker 1: already told you this, but I always say when I

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Speaker 1: very first met you, it was like, I already knew

1951
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Speaker 1: you to the degree where I was like, it feels

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Speaker 1: like she's my cousin's the weirdest thing. How uh well,

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Speaker 1: I just adore you, and but I also love your

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01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:08,439
Speaker 1: comedy so much and it's just so nice to know

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Speaker 1: a person like you. Oh you're so like always are

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Speaker 1: so nice. I don't I hardly like anybody, so it's

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01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:18,680
Speaker 1: fun when I like that. Oh I love to hear that,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: It's like when people say I don't usually like female comics,

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Speaker 2: but you were funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I like. I don't like most people,

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Speaker 1: but you I like. All the other girls can go

1963
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Speaker 1: to hell. You You're good. Oh my god, I love

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Speaker 1: you guys. This is always so much fun and I

1965
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Speaker 1: was looking forward to you all day. Oh you should

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Speaker 1: we wrap it up while we all are so muche

1967
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Speaker 1: do the ending you've been listening? Did do you need

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Speaker 1: a ride? Yann A?

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy. Our talent

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Speaker 1: booker is Patrick.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast. That's d y n Ar podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, you're welcome. You're the press out of

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Speaker 1: the button, press on the button.

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Speaker 3: Ooh sexual.

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Speaker 1: That's really fun. All right, guys. Wow, wow, I can't

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Speaker 1: believe I got to write it at test