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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.

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Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all baby at all at all.

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Speaker 4: Given them.

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Speaker 5: Bush, Yeah, listen to me.

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Speaker 6: I don't joy Yeah, Joy, they have.

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Speaker 7: Show you know you love you.

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Speaker 8: Turn yellow. You gotta turn.

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Speaker 10: I got to turn the mouth.

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Speaker 6: Turn you probably got to turn out, turn out, turn

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Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.

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Speaker 5: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,

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Speaker 5: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,

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Speaker 5: I got to tell you something everybody, and this is

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Speaker 5: great news for everybody that I'm going to share something

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Speaker 5: with your principal of becoming successful.

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Speaker 2: At whatever level you choose.

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Speaker 5: It can be successful in the relationship, successful in the family.

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Speaker 5: Successes may be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It

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Speaker 5: could be being debt free. Your ideal success could be

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Speaker 5: sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year, one hundred

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Speaker 5: thousand dollars a year. Doesn't matter if you're considering it,

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Speaker 5: if you're wanting it, if you have a desire to

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Speaker 5: become successful. I want to share with you the very

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Speaker 5: beginning of that. If no one's ever done it. I'm

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Speaker 5: going to say the beginning of it today. See scripture

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Speaker 5: makes it very clear.

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Speaker 2: For us.

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Speaker 5: You don't The only thing you need to become successful

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Speaker 5: is already inside of you. It's not an external need.

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Speaker 5: God wouldn't do that to you. He puts the core

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Speaker 5: basis of everything you need inside of you. So if

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Speaker 5: you discover it, if you tend to it, nurture it,

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Speaker 5: fertilize it, and water it, it grows, it branches out.

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Speaker 5: Then it reaches out externally and it starts grabbing things

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Speaker 5: outside of there to make it even bigger, stronger, better,

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Speaker 5: last longer. But in the very beginning, you don't need anything.

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Speaker 5: It's all within you. And if you cultivate your relationship

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Speaker 5: with God, it comes out.

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Speaker 2: It flourishes.

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Speaker 5: Now, let me tell you that thing that I'm talking

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Speaker 5: about is a God given gift that He has given

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Speaker 5: to all of us. We all possess it. It is

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Speaker 5: all within us. Everybody has a gift. Had somebody told

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Speaker 5: me what I know now back then, I would have

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Speaker 5: saved myself tons of mistakes.

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Speaker 2: I just didn't know the principles. I had to learn

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Speaker 2: them all well.

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Speaker 5: One of the principles are becoming successful is your mindset.

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Speaker 5: You got to get your mind right now. This mindset

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Speaker 5: is simply a decision that you can make. I can't

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Speaker 5: get it for you. I can tell you what to do,

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Speaker 5: but you got to make the decision. You that's listening

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Speaker 5: have to decide. You know what, I'm gonna go on

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Speaker 5: become a homeowner.

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Speaker 4: You know what.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna stop living check to checkmama. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 5: a budget together. I'm gonna stop stepping out on my family.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna get it together. I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna stop using when you make these decisions. That's correcting

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 5: The closer connection you have with God, the more help

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Speaker 5: you get sustaining the mindset. How many times have you

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Speaker 5: started to do something and you stopped? How many resolutions

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Speaker 5: have you made at the New Year and stopped by

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Speaker 5: February over with by me? And January done in March?

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Speaker 5: Because if you don't have a clear connection with your

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Speaker 5: creator to help you carry out the other force out there,

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Speaker 5: that evil force is designed to get you not to

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Speaker 5: reach your goals.

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Speaker 2: Get you not to come.

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Speaker 5: To resolution with whatever the resolutions are you made son,

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Speaker 5: so you can consider yourself not worthy or failure or

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Speaker 5: unable to do something. But the more things you are

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Speaker 5: we got to get your mindset together. Your mindset is

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Speaker 5: a decision that you have to make. When you make

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Speaker 5: the decision, you can begin in the process. Your mindset

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Speaker 5: is also a will of yours, a will along with

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Speaker 5: to then cause you to have to make a decision

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Speaker 5: to make a change of direction. Don't go where everybody

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Speaker 5: can't follow the crowd. You got to take a less

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Speaker 2: You can't keep hanging.

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Speaker 5: With the people you've been hanging with if you want

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Speaker 5: to be different, because they not. Then you have to

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Speaker 5: develop an obligation to yourself. You've got to say, you

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Speaker 5: know what for me and my family, or if you

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Speaker 5: don't have a family for me, I owe it to myself.

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Speaker 5: I have an obligation to myself to be the best

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Speaker 5: meed that I can pay possibly be, To be the

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Speaker 5: best self that I can possibly be, to be the

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Speaker 5: best father, the best man, the best husband, the best wife,

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Speaker 5: best student, the best employee, the best owner. You have

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Speaker 5: an obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot at

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Speaker 5: the best life you can. That's an obligation you owe

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Speaker 5: that to yourself. Why would you not live the best

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Speaker 5: Why would you cheat yourself like that?

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Speaker 2: Why would you take.

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Speaker 5: Yourself and never allow yourself to see the goodness that's

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Speaker 5: already in you, to have the abundance that's been promised

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Speaker 5: to you, to go and explore all.

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Speaker 2: The riches out there that's available to you.

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Speaker 5: But one of the worst ways that you can rob

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Speaker 5: yourself of the joy of your obligation is to keep

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Speaker 5: comparing yourself to somebody else. Because guess what, Man, that

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Speaker 5: ain't your life. You ain't jay Z and Beyonce, You're

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Speaker 5: not Oprah. Instead, man, that's not who you are. Quit

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Speaker 5: looking around at everybody else. That comparison of everybody else

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Speaker 5: will keep you broken, It'll keep you unhappy.

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Speaker 2: You won't even be.

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Speaker 5: Able to be grateful for what you have because you

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Speaker 5: steady talking about what you don't have.

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Speaker 2: That's not the way, man.

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Speaker 5: You have an obligation to yourself to be the best

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Speaker 5: you you can be, not the best them.

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Speaker 2: You're not them. Stop trying to be them. Be the

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Speaker 2: best you. It's cool. You got a nice little house.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 5: You know how many big houses is empty and feel

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Speaker 5: with hate and resentment. I'd rather have a smaller house

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Speaker 5: fill with joy in it than to go to a

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: Prince got a line in the song that says, I realized,

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Speaker 5: in its best disguised, a pretty house.

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Speaker 2: Don't make a home. Man.

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Speaker 5: Don't you know I know how true that is? So

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Speaker 5: I'm just trying to tell you now. Another part of

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Speaker 5: the mindset is taking dead aim at your life's goals

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Speaker 5: and ambitions. What are they? What are your goals and

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Speaker 5: your visions? What do you see for yourself? What do

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Speaker 5: you dream about? If you knew you couldn't fail at

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Speaker 5: whatever it is you were attempting, what would you go

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Speaker 5: attempt see? That's what we need to be after. It's

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Speaker 5: a mindset y'all. It's a decision. It's a will, it's

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Speaker 5: a change of direction. It's an obligation to yourself. It's

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Speaker 5: taking dead aim at your life's visions and goals. Come on, man,

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Speaker 5: you got to get your mind wrapped around this thing.

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Speaker 5: You owe it to yourself to live the best life

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Speaker 5: you can be. Come on, man, talk to God. God

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Speaker 5: got something for you. You just got to check in

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Speaker 5: with him.

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Speaker 11: You're listening.

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Speaker 2: Show.

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Speaker 5: Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Steve Harvey. This is

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Speaker 5: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show would be nothing

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Speaker 5: without the following people.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 12: Shirley Strawberry, Thank you, Steve, Good morning.

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Speaker 10: Call it Parrell, Good morning, Crew.

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Speaker 2: Cure Spate's better known as Junior.

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Speaker 4: J.

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Speaker 2: Anthony Brown, better known as bitter.

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Speaker 5: Man, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: Thomas W.

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Speaker 13: Miles, better known as the Food aka Nephew Tommy Slash

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Speaker 13: little Man, Good morning everybody, and the little Man is

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Speaker 13: just for aggravation purposes.

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Speaker 2: He's really not that small.

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Speaker 11: We know, we know how to push each other's buttons.

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Speaker 1: Though we worked together. Everybody know, everybody we worked.

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Speaker 10: Together for so long.

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Speaker 14: Lay Yeah, we lay don't have a button.

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Speaker 9: Found we're gonna bitter as you.

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Speaker 2: Oh you have a butt?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, marriage, Yes, it's what.

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Speaker 2: Oh his button is called marriage? Marriage? Right, you bring

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Speaker 2: it up? He start.

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Speaker 12: The last time I brought it up, he snapped at

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Speaker 12: he remembered, went in, Lord, I.

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Speaker 5: Know another button, but I'll only use it if you

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Speaker 5: fished me off.

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Speaker 11: Wow, because you know you've known him the longer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I God, buddy, you.

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Speaker 15: Got some but he got another butt.

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Speaker 2: If the same as we won't sit no Trump, then

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Speaker 2: it's nuclear.

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Speaker 14: About what it is then.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we've been together a long time, my boy.

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Speaker 2: Right there. Boy, it was the best thing.

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Speaker 5: Putting him on the show Man kind of gave me

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Speaker 5: like a balance punch, you know.

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Speaker 2: You know when you see how I talked to me

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Speaker 2: when I come into.

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Speaker 1: Work like that. Yes, no, but you all have history.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: Oh he talked to me so crazy when I come

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Speaker 2: to work.

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Speaker 12: If we didn't know, we would, yeah, we would think

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Speaker 12: you hated each other the way you talk to each other.

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Speaker 14: That's just yeah, I don't do it on the other job.

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Speaker 11: But that's love though, that that's live, that's.

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Speaker 2: Junior.

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Speaker 7: He lie right now?

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Speaker 11: What did he do when he doesn't do it anywhere?

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Speaker 10: Else he come in there on the days, he come

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Speaker 10: in there and give.

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Speaker 2: Us a gift.

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Speaker 11: Wow, it's fun.

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Speaker 1: It's money coming up.

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Speaker 12: At thirty two minutes after the hour, run that prank

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Speaker 12: back with the nephew.

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Speaker 11: Right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that

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Speaker 12: prank back. What you got for his neph boss shutter.

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Speaker 9: Sometimes you got to get out on your own and

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Speaker 9: save some soul. This right here is mobile baptismal pool.

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Speaker 9: Mobile baptismal pool. In order to do the works that

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Speaker 9: is needed, sometimes you got to get out and do

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Speaker 9: it on your own. We come by and we baptize

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Speaker 9: you in your driveway. Cat dog, give you a mobile

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Speaker 9: baptismal pool.

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Speaker 4: You can it.

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Speaker 9: Hey, hey, hey, to be careful. I'll stop by their Saturday.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson.

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Speaker 16: It's how you doing?

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Speaker 4: How you doing? My name is brother spring Water Man.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 4: We we we we got paid to actually come by

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Speaker 4: and do some services to uh for for you by

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Speaker 4: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call

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Speaker 4: and see about scheduling and see what you had available.

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Speaker 16: Uh some some services.

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Speaker 17: What y'all plan on cut some grass, which I do.

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Speaker 16: What kind of services you have?

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Speaker 4: Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent

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Speaker 4: a great amount of money on you. And what we

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Speaker 4: do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And

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Speaker 4: what we do is we go and we we baptize

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Speaker 4: people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has

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Speaker 4: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a

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Speaker 4: thousand people. Now we have a truck which actually has

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Speaker 4: a baptismal pool on the back of it, and we

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Speaker 4: actually come to your home and we will baptize you

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Speaker 4: in your driveway and and make you hold again. So

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Speaker 4: we brother water, Brother, what's again, fringwater springwater?

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Speaker 16: What you want to come to.

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Speaker 17: My house and give me a baptism in my front yard?

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Speaker 4: We want to baptize you right there in your drive

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Speaker 4: where your friends are paid for the services.

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Speaker 17: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to

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Speaker 17: get baptized?

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Speaker 16: I've been baptized already.

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Speaker 4: Well from my understanding, sir that but then that you

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Speaker 4: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and

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Speaker 4: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington

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Speaker 4: coming again.

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Speaker 17: I mean that's all good, that's all.

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Speaker 4: That's all.

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Speaker 16: It's all good.

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Speaker 17: But I mean things are I mean things be that

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Speaker 17: that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I

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Speaker 17: go to church. You know, me and the Lord don't

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Speaker 17: have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks. But

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Speaker 17: for you to pull up with your pool in front

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Speaker 17: of my house to say you finah baptized me, that

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Speaker 17: that doesn't make any sense to me.

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Speaker 4: I mean, see, sir, sometimes when some people are not

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Speaker 4: able to go to the House of the Lord and

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Speaker 4: get baptized, you know, we're making a lot more convenient

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Speaker 4: for you. But we can.

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Speaker 17: I don't need no convenience.

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Speaker 16: I don't need no convenience.

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Speaker 17: What I need convenience for you? Add the many to

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Speaker 17: come to my house on a Tuesday.

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Speaker 18: To baptize me in my driveway? Does that make any

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Speaker 18: sense to you?

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Speaker 17: Brother Water? I mean, come on, if you really sit

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Speaker 17: back and think about it, does that make any sense

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Speaker 4: The Hebert first of all, so that that's that's that's

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Speaker 4: that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to the.

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Speaker 17: Water it is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make

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Speaker 17: no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood

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Speaker 17: and baptize me in front of mine.

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Speaker 4: Sir, what is all that? This is? This is what

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Speaker 4: your friends are talking about that don't.

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Speaker 18: Give me My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which

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Speaker 18: which one of my prayers don't recommend you to come

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Speaker 18: to my damn house.

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Speaker 4: So my and my.

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Speaker 17: That don't even make any sense to me.

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Speaker 4: You understand, I'm not at any liberty to tell you

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Speaker 4: who actually h the liberty.

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Speaker 18: Because of my damn house that that tizes me. But

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Speaker 18: you can't tell me who the hell go see you?

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Speaker 18: But you're not what may come off? You're gonna even

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Speaker 18: come on that that makes sense to you?

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Speaker 4: God, come off?

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Speaker 18: That doesn't make any no way in the world. I'm

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Speaker 18: gonna allow you to come and bring your pone in

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Speaker 18: front of my house at baptize me. Then I'm asking

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Speaker 18: you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,

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Speaker 18: you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's

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Speaker 18: a friend of mine is sending you, you know, letting

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Speaker 18: you know I need to be don sell you got

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Speaker 18: that liberty to.

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Speaker 4: All I want to know. Basically, I've already been paid.

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Speaker 4: I'm coming caradule baptizing me.

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Speaker 18: I've had that time.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.

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Speaker 18: Now, I tell you was if you come to my

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Speaker 18: house in front of my driveway, you better bring the

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Speaker 18: own congregation. You understand. You better bring the deacons, the brothers,

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Speaker 18: the sisters.

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Speaker 4: And everybody else.

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Speaker 16: Is you think I'm gonna be backtizing life?

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Speaker 4: This is the problem. This is what your friends are

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Speaker 4: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized

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Speaker 4: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.

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Speaker 4: This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's

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Speaker 4: what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What problems mean? Now?

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Speaker 18: What's prob with you? Was calling me in the middle

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Speaker 18: of my hook day telling me I need to be

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Speaker 18: back tied in front of my house if I need

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Speaker 18: to be baptismed, don't get some only water. I go

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Speaker 18: down to the church. I don't need you come in

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Speaker 18: front of my house looking ah turkus. We're at your

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Speaker 18: fraiders and white sheets talking about to a baptize me.

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Speaker 4: Say mamma, m up, saying me, I'm from my understanding,

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Speaker 4: from my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed two Sundays already

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Speaker 4: this month.

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Speaker 19: Shun this so, ma'am.

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Speaker 18: I can't go anywhere and get the water. I don't

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Speaker 18: need you coming here because you telling me I missed

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Speaker 18: two damn Sundays. I'm missed there Sunday too, SI the

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Speaker 18: Puploll game.

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Speaker 4: Coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid

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Speaker 4: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning

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Speaker 4: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you

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Speaker 4: go to work on two.

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Speaker 18: Before you would I tell you what. You cut my

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Speaker 18: bout seven o'clock in the morning. I sweart on your lord,

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Speaker 18: I'm gonna bust YOA. You understand me. You would not

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Speaker 18: come to my house telling me you f the backtip.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 18: I don't give a damn who paid you. You understand

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Speaker 18: I was trying your in the water matter. Sat Now, Fringden, you,

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Speaker 18: your teachers, everybody else. We gonna have a fool part hele.

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Speaker 18: You understand I know that I'm here.

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Speaker 4: All of this anger and all of this this, these

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Speaker 4: problems you have within you. We are going to purge

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Speaker 4: your body and get it out your system.

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Speaker 18: I want your you, I tell you rot the swinging water.

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Speaker 4: You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning. I won't give

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Speaker 4: a damn who pays you.

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Speaker 18: Who called you bring your I'm go, well I carry

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Speaker 18: it kill you. I'm gonna try, y'all site.

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Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want to say to

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Speaker 4: you when you listen to got it?

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Speaker 18: That's matter how I'm busy. You ain't got to say

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Speaker 18: to me. I gotta go. You understand you can't make more.

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Speaker 4: Man, I want to say to you. Is you listening

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Speaker 4: to me? Was? No? That's his nephew Timmy from the

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Speaker 4: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

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Speaker 4: boy Mason.

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Speaker 16: Let me check out something, man, y'all'll bring some man,

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Speaker 16: I say he Man, I was about to act the

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Speaker 16: fool on you because y'all to show they crib you

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Speaker 16: just stand.

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Speaker 4: Me just made it to do that. I gotta ask

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Speaker 4: you something. What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 20: Man?

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Speaker 16: You know it's the Steve Harvey Mowing the Show.

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Speaker 11: Oh, I'm praying for you, nephew. Coming up next?

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Speaker 12: Ask the COLO, our Chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in

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Speaker 12: the building. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning show.

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Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time for ask the clo.

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Speaker 12: The chief officer, Steve Harvey, is in the building.

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Speaker 11: Are you ready, sir, Let's go Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 12: This one is from Talia in Atlanta. Talia says, my

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Speaker 12: husband and I decided to spice up our sex life

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Speaker 12: after being married for almost twenty years. Back in the day,

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Speaker 12: we'd have sex anywhere, so he had a brilliant idea

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Speaker 12: to have sex in the backseat of our car in

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Speaker 12: the parking lot of a best Buy. The sneaking part

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Speaker 12: was fun and we were almost done when someone yelled

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Speaker 12: on the knocked on the window and uh it was

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Speaker 12: a parking lot security guard. He yelled, hey, you can't

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Speaker 12: do that here. The security guard is my son's friend.

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Speaker 12: What do you recognized me? And tells our son, how

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Speaker 12: do we explain this?

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Speaker 2: Whoa, that's what you're worried about? Well, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 2: it was with your husband.

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Speaker 5: Your problem would be if that wasn't your husband, you

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Speaker 5: can always say boy, you know good?

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Speaker 2: Hell, well, we wasn't doing nothing in that damn parking lot.

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Speaker 5: I had dropped a French fry down in the crack

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Speaker 5: there and get that thing. That's all that was damn

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Speaker 5: French fry. And I still well, I found I found

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Speaker 5: French fry from last summer there just say that.

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Speaker 21: You know, you need not worry about you Oka, for

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Speaker 21: she was naked though, Okay, Mama, it was almost world.

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Speaker 5: I got hot, you know, I was trying to find

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Speaker 5: it friend Fried. He got hot and Hali next. It

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Speaker 5: took me so long to find it, damn friend fry.

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Speaker 10: Oh god, so I just took my clothes away.

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Speaker 1: What was daddy doing?

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Speaker 4: Who?

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Speaker 11: He was naked too looking?

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Speaker 2: You know how your daddy is.

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 11: Moving on, Ronnie in North Carolina.

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Speaker 12: I'm not using my real name because I would be

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Speaker 12: in a world of trouble if my friend finds out

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Speaker 12: I'm messing with his oldest daughter.

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Speaker 11: For the record, she's thirty six and fine.

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Speaker 12: I'm only forty two and my friend is much older

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Speaker 12: than me, so it's not like I'm a dirty old man.

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Speaker 12: I have a real attraction to his daughter, and sex

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Speaker 12: is the best because we've known each other for so long.

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Speaker 12: She's ready to be honest with her dad, but I

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Speaker 12: need more time.

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Speaker 11: How do I tell my friend this?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get your ass with us. Boy, Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: ain't none, But I'm just ass whipping on the horizon. Yes,

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Speaker 2: right in the future, you know.

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Speaker 5: But see she wants to be honest. Well you know, now, okay,

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Speaker 5: let's let's do a little bit of math. She thirty six.

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Speaker 5: Let's assume he's fifty six. Let's say she had him

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Speaker 5: he was followed at twenty. Let's say eighteen. Let's say

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Speaker 5: he's fifty four.

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Speaker 2: U forty two. The girl thirty six. He ain't gonna

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Speaker 2: handle it, right, man, He just ain't.

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Speaker 11: Because he doesn't want his friend and the friendship.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, being uh being honest.

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Speaker 5: Now I'll come He keep telling y'all, where is this

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Speaker 5: honesty is the best policy?

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Speaker 2: Where they keep coming from? How many times have I

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Speaker 2: told y'all about that?

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Speaker 10: Why why I.

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Speaker 5: Keep proving this to y'all over and open and open

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Speaker 5: honesty is not the best policy.

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Speaker 2: I'm a proponent of this. Don't don't do this. So

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Speaker 2: cad is with you to your grade? Yes, huh, what

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Speaker 2: if it.

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Speaker 11: Turns into something? I mean, it has turned into something.

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Speaker 2: It's all.

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Speaker 11: Turned into what a real relationship.

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Speaker 2: That they wasn't saying it is? He said, just the

456
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Speaker 2: best sex. That's all he's said.

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Speaker 11: That is, he said he has a real attraction to her,

458
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Speaker 11: and she wants to tell him.

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Speaker 2: A real attraction.

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Speaker 16: Huh.

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Speaker 5: Do you know how many real attractions listen to this y'all?

462
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Speaker 5: And all of y'all know this is true. Do you

463
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Speaker 5: know how many real attractions you got to keep to

464
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Speaker 5: your damn self?

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that's where the line stuff comes in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 11: Take it to the ground.

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Speaker 1: Take Why are you looking like me?

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Speaker 2: You're disappointed in the team. I don't know what is

470
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Speaker 2: this a damn discussion for.

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Speaker 10: Which he's just as obvious. Yeah, all right, come in

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Speaker 10: the room.

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Speaker 2: You got to leave, you know.

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Speaker 18: What I mean?

475
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Speaker 11: In Birmingham, we've moved on.

476
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Speaker 12: Steve says, I've been driving trucks for ten years and

477
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Speaker 12: I'm ready for a career change. I am trying to

478
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Speaker 12: lose weight and stop smoking, but it's hard. The reason

479
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Speaker 12: I want a lifestyle change is because I met a

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Speaker 12: special lady recently and I want to see her more.

481
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Speaker 12: She says. She gets lonely when I'm away, so it

482
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Speaker 12: causes her to date other men. She said, if I'm home,

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Speaker 12: she will be all about me. My kids said I'm

484
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Speaker 12: falling for a garden tool, and they told me to

485
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Speaker 12: get advice.

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Speaker 11: From Uncle Steve to Clo before she breaks my heart.

487
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Speaker 11: Is she worth my time or not?

488
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Speaker 2: Clo? Well, sure did he give an age?

489
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Speaker 11: No, but he's been driving trucks for ten years.

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Speaker 2: Okay, cause you've been driving trucks. Your name is big Daddy.

491
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Speaker 2: You trying to lose weight?

492
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you trying to lose weight because you got this

493
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Speaker 5: girl you like and stop smoking, because you got this

494
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Speaker 5: girl just like and you and when you away, she

495
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Speaker 5: says she misses you and it causes her to date

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Speaker 5: other men.

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Speaker 2: And if you was around all the time, she could

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Speaker 2: be about you.

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Speaker 5: You want to get in a relationship with a person

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Speaker 5: like this, because see this, If you were here, I

501
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Speaker 5: could be all about you, could be you for right now?

502
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Speaker 5: You driving off too many times? It could work his

503
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Speaker 5: way into just Hell, well, you went to the Star.

504
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Speaker 5: I was sitting here, so I wanted to date. Took

505
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Speaker 5: your ass down to that store and took forty minutes. Hell,

506
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Speaker 5: I was just sitting on the porch talking.

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Speaker 11: So I entertained the gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I would lose weight and quit smoking so I could

510
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Speaker 5: be health to meet the chicken my dreams.

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Speaker 2: She may not be it, dog, she may not be it.

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Speaker 11: All right, Celo, good advice. Good advice is always.

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Speaker 15: These are things you want to say to your mate

514
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Speaker 15: that you really can't, but you really can't. Every man

515
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Speaker 15: in a relationship at one point has wanted to say

516
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Speaker 15: these things.

517
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Speaker 1: Watch yourself, Watch yourself. If you got a hang nail

518
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Speaker 1: on your foot, don't rub that up against man.

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Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying, Man, he's done.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, how you don't know that scratching everything.

521
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Speaker 15: I know it's sexy to throw your legs across mine,

522
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Speaker 15: but let me just tell you something. That stuff when

523
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 15: we first met, when we first like hooked, that leg

524
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Speaker 15: was a lot lighter. You know what I mean? Right there,

525
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Speaker 15: right there, that's what I'm saying in trouble, that's I'm

526
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Speaker 15: just saying.

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Speaker 10: It's not gonna stay that long.

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Speaker 7: That's all.

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Speaker 2: I love you.

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Speaker 22: But that leg is a.

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Speaker 10: Little everything, Yeah, fibrant.

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Speaker 12: You know what that.

533
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Speaker 4: Is?

534
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Speaker 14: Light in the world.

535
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Speaker 10: When we wait on that leg, I'm like, I'm already diabetic.

536
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Speaker 14: I need you need their taste.

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Speaker 11: You're listening Morning show?

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Speaker 7: All right, Jay?

539
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Speaker 12: It is time for one of our favorite segments, comedy roulette.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, please do.

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Speaker 19: Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian, I'm

542
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Speaker 19: a comedian, and Steve's comedian.

543
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 2: Because we're all four comedians.

544
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 19: Since you have four comedians on the show, we take

545
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 19: full steps to put them on a wheel where we'll

546
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Speaker 19: make it funny.

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00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 5: Wow.

548
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 2: Why do we do that?

549
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 12: Jay?

550
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 15: Because because Junior is comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian.

551
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 2: You who are they?

552
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 4: Now?

553
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 12: It's you Jay, Tommy And.

554
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 11: Let's go no, because you're taking fun out of it.

555
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Speaker 4: Here we go.

556
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Speaker 11: The number one things people say who've been in jail

557
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Speaker 11: a long time.

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Speaker 14: Oh, that's a nice one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, get this one, guys.

560
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Speaker 11: Directions that black people give you.

561
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 12: All right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not

562
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Speaker 12: getting a lot of sex.

563
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 2: All day, that for a hour.

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Speaker 11: If you want, some people say, who don't have cable?

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Speaker 1: That's another girl, all right, it's funny. Oh this is unusual.

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Speaker 10: It's stopped on directions that black people give you.

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Speaker 14: Definitely, black people give different directions.

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Speaker 11: What do you mean?

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Speaker 14: Here we go? Okay, what you want to do is

570
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Speaker 14: do you know where the Baptist church used to be?

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Speaker 4: You.

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Speaker 14: You don't know where it used to be, Well, you're

573
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Speaker 14: not gonna find it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I

575
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Speaker 3: am black. I do have a I do he some

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Speaker 3: directions that black people give. This is also a direction

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Speaker 3: when you back it up. Come on, come on, come on,

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Speaker 3: come on back, come on back, Oh, come on, you

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Speaker 3: come on Union.

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Speaker 4: You got it on this side.

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Speaker 10: Yeah you got it. Yeah, come on, Hold what you got.

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Speaker 9: That's what you're looking for right there, that's the whole

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Speaker 9: what you got direction people give.

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Speaker 2: Now, look, this is what you want to do.

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Speaker 9: Now you want to go down here to the second

586
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Speaker 9: stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there, Go

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Speaker 9: down to the next block. I don't know what street

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Speaker 9: that is, but go down to the next block. It's

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Speaker 9: a store there.

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Speaker 1: Go in that store and ask for Lucky, and Lucky

591
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Speaker 1: know how to get.

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Speaker 2: Come on, all right is right out there across from

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Speaker 2: Earl Neil.

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Speaker 1: That's what the black people say.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, come on.

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Speaker 1: Directions that black people give you. Jay, we're different with Okay.

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Speaker 19: You're gonna go down a bit ways and you're gonna

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Speaker 19: see an old man sitting on the porch.

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Speaker 2: If he ain't on the porch.

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Speaker 19: You just keep driving, or wait till he come out,

601
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Speaker 19: and then you make the left. Right there, you can't

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Speaker 19: miss it.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, right that.

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Speaker 10: This is a direction that black people give you.

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Speaker 2: What you mean, you don't know where we're at.

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Speaker 10: We're at the.

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Speaker 2: Same place where Lyddy.

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Speaker 10: Was shot right there.

609
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Speaker 2: How come you home with him?

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Speaker 1: You've been when Liddy got shot.

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Speaker 10: I was there, Keith was said down with there.

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Speaker 2: We have the exact same spot when Lindy got shot.

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Speaker 2: This is what you want to do.

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Speaker 1: Take this road, this row it, Take this row it

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Speaker 1: this row it, take this road it you go down

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Speaker 1: this road.

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Speaker 2: Now, this here is.

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Speaker 9: Asphalt. Now, wait till you see a dirt road. You

619
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Speaker 9: see a dirt road, that way, you make your right.

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Speaker 9: You are to see the house coming up on the

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Speaker 9: right side. If you go further than that, you might

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Speaker 9: see a klan round. Now that means you went too far.

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Speaker 9: You might want to back it up. You might want

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Speaker 9: to back it up.

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Speaker 5: Steve directions and black people give make enough when you

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Speaker 5: get down there and see the big black tree that

627
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Speaker 5: got the squirrels.

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Speaker 14: In it, and you got to be looking the direction.

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Speaker 19: Yes, he go here, go right here, y'all, how much

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Speaker 19: gas you got in your car because you ain't gonna

631
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Speaker 19: make it on half a tank.

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Speaker 14: You're gonna need to have a whole full take a gas.

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Speaker 1: What I got it?

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Speaker 3: These are directions that black people give you. Okay, you're

635
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Speaker 3: coming to the fan re union. Okay, follow the north

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Speaker 3: Star till the running the Cheryl House. What just follow

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Speaker 3: the north Star to the run into Sharyl House.

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Speaker 2: People.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right.

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Speaker 9: You're trying to get to the convention Center. That's where

641
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Speaker 9: you're trying to go. Let me tell you what you

642
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Speaker 9: need to do. I can't get you there, but I

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Speaker 9: can get you there. But let me do what I

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Speaker 9: need you to do. Take Maine, get the main if

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Speaker 9: you go down Maine. Uh uh the second street, I

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Speaker 9: think Commerce, Commerce and Maine. It's a girl uh named Glitter.

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Speaker 9: That's the prostitute. She right there on the Corletta. Get

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Speaker 9: Glitter in that glitna know how to get.

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Speaker 2: You to that con.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, Glita.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 5: Direction Ali, wold you go all the way down now

653
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Speaker 5: to you don't see black people no more? Then come

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Speaker 5: back to blocks.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 12: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 12: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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Speaker 12: it's time now for another round of would you rather?

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Speaker 2: Here we go?

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Speaker 12: Would you rather never be able to take a hot

661
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Speaker 12: shower or never be able to eat fried food again,

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Speaker 12: specifically fried chicken and fried catfish.

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Speaker 5: I never, I know, I never have fried food again. Okay,

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Speaker 5: take a sh olum hot shower, hot show. Who on

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Speaker 5: a cold show?

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Speaker 11: A lot of people take cold showers.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't they do. No, I'm through the fray. I

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Speaker 2: need the shower. I take too many a day. I

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Speaker 2: need that show. It can't be cold.

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Speaker 11: New takes three showers a day.

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Speaker 5: Stop letting him tell y'all that before taking No damn

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Speaker 5: three showers a day.

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Speaker 2: You got stuff with you.

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Speaker 5: You got radio show, he got radio show, he tool,

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Speaker 5: and he got TV show and a game show. Were

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Speaker 5: the hell he got time to take three damn showers

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Speaker 5: a day? Y'all be letting him tell y'all this stuff fall?

679
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Speaker 2: Dude, we know he shower.

680
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 5: Hold up, hold, let me play just picture for you

681
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 5: got a four hour radio show that you do every day?

682
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: He got TV show, he got game show, he toured,

683
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 2: he got kids.

684
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 5: He gotta go to baseball games with he gotta go

685
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 5: to prums and stuff with. He got family time, and

686
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 5: he got a white How you take three showers a day?

687
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 9: Man?

688
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: He worked? Shall I'm letting him tell you that, fulk

689
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 2: How would you know all that?

690
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 5: Because I got molded, he got they got no time

691
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 5: for no damn three showers this day. Gotta make this money, man,

692
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 5: three damn showers of day. Call I get home sometime

693
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 5: I fall asleep in my office. Ain't gonna be no

694
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 5: damn shower now sitting up in here, o, Man sitting

695
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 5: up here, you just like my stylist Ellie, with his

696
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 5: little simple ass, over overdoing and all this holl notion

697
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 5: and baby in.

698
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 2: His damn So get your lett we can go.

699
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 5: Man sitting up in here, rub it all tween your

700
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 5: damn toes, put some all on your foot.

701
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 2: Let's go take all this damn showers. Man, you ain't

702
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: that damn queen. We got to go.

703
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 4: I do.

704
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 2: Thank you all right? All right? Next one tell you

705
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: there for go ahead.

706
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 12: Would you rather have the ability to read minds? Or

707
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 12: would you rather have the ability to move objects with

708
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 12: your mind?

709
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: Move the object you want to read?

710
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: I know you don't like me'll I don't need to

711
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 2: read you mine, man. No, I don't need that. I

712
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 2: want to move stuff with my mind.

713
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 12: All right, you're listening hard morning show. All right, ladies

714
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 12: and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because we

715
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 12: wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here

716
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 12: with his breakup handbook.

717
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 2: All right.

718
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 5: These are things that you need to have in mind

719
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 5: after the breakup. Most of this is for fellas because

720
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 5: when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly

721
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 5: out there.

722
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 8: Now.

723
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 2: These are things from Steve.

724
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 5: Harvey's break Up Handbook, How to act when you break up?

725
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 2: Right now, hiss. Rule number one, you are allowed only

726
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: one drunk.

727
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 8: Die.

728
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 5: You know how you call them up when you drunk?

729
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 5: You only get to one and it sounds like something

730
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 5: like this, Hello is me?

731
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 2: You know who means.

732
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 4: With me?

733
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 14: You know who men play with my emotions?

734
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: You you you know who me is?

735
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 4: How many of you?

736
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 15: One?

737
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 5: One?

738
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 2: Get one of them? All right? Now, here's the next rule.

739
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 5: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex

740
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 5: just cause you see the car parked outside.

741
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: The club, the restaurant or church.

742
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 10: Don't go in down.

743
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: You can't do that ship because we broke up here.

744
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: I can't go in there.

745
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 10: If I see the car, you can.

746
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 2: You can't roll up on them.

747
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 4: Now.

748
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 5: I gotta say you with church later on, but just

749
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 5: stay that stay out right. You can't roll up on them.

750
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 2: Oh that she is. I'm gonna go in now. Yeah,

751
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 2: Oh that he is. I'm going in there. You can't

752
00:40:54,520 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 2: do that. Call look at legend all right.

753
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 5: Next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both

754
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 5: parties for at least four months. Anybody else over there,

755
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 5: you get.

756
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 2: To go to the spot.

757
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 1: At least four months.

758
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 4: Keep it.

759
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: Here's another one.

760
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 11: Okay.

761
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 5: Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.

762
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 5: You can listen to it, you can cry to it.

763
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 5: You're playing over and over, but you can't send it.

764
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 5: So I'm trying to move on and im killing you.

765
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 2: Now. Listen to this.

766
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 5: All y'all stuff, all possessions is collected at one time

767
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 5: and one time over. Anything that's left behind will be

768
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 5: thrown away by both parties. Keep coming over here looking

769
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 5: for see.

770
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: My red shirt?

771
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 5: You can't keep coming back over here. I got coming

772
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 5: to you in the closet looking for your tank top.

773
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 4: You're keeping it real.

774
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 2: You hear the big one right here.

775
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 5: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama, and

776
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 5: you can't be friendd with mama.

777
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 10: Come home. Yeah, good.

778
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 2: One was trying to pick up some greens and you

779
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 2: and it talking rolling.

780
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: Your eyes when I walk in the door.

781
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 2: Here's the next one.

782
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: Okay, all parties.

783
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 2: She find a new church hall.

784
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: Yes, but yeah that's I love cluster Wicks.

785
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 5: All your friends should be dividing up equally, except the

786
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 5: ones you hate it.

787
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 11: You can have him.

788
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 2: No posting a new pictures? Yeah yeah, you know, like

789
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: her naked on him just up like the damn easter.

790
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,720
Speaker 1: But the private.

791
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 2: What about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this one,

792
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 2: all right, old naked pictures?

793
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 14: All right?

794
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 12: Well, nephew, tell me has a prank fall coming up

795
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 12: and we'll finish out seams break up rules right after this.

796
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show coming up at the top

797
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 11: of the hour.

798
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 12: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

799
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 12: The subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.

800
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 12: What but uh, right now, the nephew is here with

801
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 12: today's prank phone call.

802
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now, I'm gonna throw this

803
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: one up from my pops right here? Can I have

804
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: your kidney.

805
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 2: Favorite?

806
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 4: Right? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley.

807
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 4: This is kind of how you doing, bro? This is

808
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 4: Deacon Patterson calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh,

809
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 4: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, just do it finding yourself, sir. I'm

810
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 4: doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind

811
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 4: you on what you're going through. When we were praying

812
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 4: for you, man, we know all about the you know

813
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 4: you're going in the surgery on Friday to get your

814
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 4: get your prankers removed. So I wanted to give you

815
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 4: a call, man, have a word of prayer and let

816
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 4: you know that we all are pulling for you, and

817
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 4: we know that that the man upstairs are gonna pull

818
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 4: you through this success.

819
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,479
Speaker 20: Will God blessing keep you? Uh that Deacon, God bless

820
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 20: and keep you because I tell you I'm going through

821
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 20: something here, me and my wife, we've been talking about

822
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 20: it and we've been praying on it, and it shows

823
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 20: a wonderful pain to know that your church is with

824
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 20: you and y'all thinking about me in prayer. I I

825
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 20: really had to take this this to the Lord. This

826
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 20: is a serious thing with me and uh, I ain't

827
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 20: never had an operation before in my life. And I

828
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 20: know I needed my wife that made it clear, the

829
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 20: doctor that made it clear. And I believe I'm ready

830
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 20: to go forward because and we're gonna give the victory

831
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 20: to who the lor Yes, sir, he's the victory he is.

832
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 4: Let me, let me, let me have a word of

833
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 4: prayer with your brother con if you don't mind, just

834
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 4: about your head from me. Father God, we ask right now,

835
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 4: we ask right now that you touch brother Conley as

836
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 4: he goes in on Friday, Please put your hands on him.

837
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 4: We asked, Father, that you hold on to the doctor

838
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 4: that's getting ready to go and Lloyd to put surgery

839
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 4: on it. Yes, we asked that you make sure that

840
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 4: the doctor he's got a strong eye on that morning

841
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 4: walk with him. We asked that that that he got

842
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 4: a steady hand when he got the scoppel in his hand.

843
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 4: We asked that you hold on he's as it goes

844
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 4: into a surgeon because we don't come side the morning. Nah,

845
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 4: the victory gonna belong to brother Conley and the law.

846
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 4: Thank you Lord, we know all of this, but we

847
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 4: we we asked that you take that pancreas and you

848
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 4: remove it out success, closing back up like it will

849
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 4: never been into the end before walk with me. That's

850
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 4: what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the same

851
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 4: time that they're removing this pancreas Lord, we asked that

852
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 4: you reach around his backside, and we asked that you

853
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 4: touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make it whole,

854
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 4: make it one hundred and ten percent. We want you

855
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 4: to make that that.

856
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 22: Kidney like it's been the best kidney it was Loca Deacon,

857
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 22: that's deacon Deacon whoop packed dexon cancl Yes, you know

858
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 22: you're saying they dul sir, there's nothing wrong with my kidney.

859
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 4: Deacon. I'm doing.

860
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 20: I'm doing sign the Lordest Lordest then madd well, he's

861
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 20: gonna work on my pancreage. That's what the doctor's operating though.

862
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 20: They don't trap me forward and that's what they plan

863
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 20: to remove. So really, my kidney is signed. They did

864
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 20: what they called when it me in my eyes, and

865
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 20: everything else is fine. They ain't working on nothing but

866
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 20: my pack.

867
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 4: Right right right, Well, let me say I'm glad you

868
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 4: brought that up. This This wouldn't reason why I call you,

869
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 4: uh huh uh of course I did call to pray

870
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 4: for you, Yes, you know, because I want to make

871
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 4: sure that that that that you make it through this successfully.

872
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 4: But what another reason why I getting around it is

873
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 4: here is uh, what I want to ask you. And

874
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 4: I know we we you know we've never met face

875
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 4: to face. I've seen you a couple of times, like

876
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 4: I said, the church, but you've been out most time.

877
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 4: Uh you're with your sickness and whatnot. But now, what

878
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 4: what I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I

879
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 4: know this is I hate to come at you in

880
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 4: the final hour and you're getting ready to go have

881
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 4: certain and all that, but if you don't mind it,

882
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,479
Speaker 4: if you could see it in your heart to see

883
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 4: to do something for somebody else, yes, Uh, that's that's

884
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 4: the last will. You always supposed to have those who

885
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 4: right right, And I'm glad you you think like that

886
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 4: when they go in on Friday morning and and remove

887
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 4: that Chris out, Do you think that that that that

888
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 4: they could go in and get one of your kidneys?

889
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 20: Because I need one hold hold on just met begging

890
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 20: up what you say?

891
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 4: What you said, see see see what else I've been

892
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 4: going through myself with a little ailment and and I'm

893
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 4: wondering if if I need a kitteny, And I'm wondering

894
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 4: if you can give me one of yours when they

895
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 4: go in and get your pain, because they gonn already

896
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 4: have your open. Did you say you wanted them to

897
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 4: take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to

898
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 4: me because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah?

899
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 4: But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open.

900
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney. I need

901
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 4: help with my package. You gonna call me with Man,

902
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 4: this ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said

903
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 4: you're a dickon, Like I said, dickon patters of my name.

904
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 4: But see what I'm asking you? If what what me?

905
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 4: Brother Conny? What harm is it? If you already open

906
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 4: and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't hearing a

907
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 4: damn thing I said? Have you? I said, I'll be man,

908
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 4: you're crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.

909
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 4: I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something

910
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,959
Speaker 4: going on here. You say you knew you madendamn new mister.

911
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, you too damn new to know who

912
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 4: you're talking to. What I'm saying is you have two

913
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 4: look like you said, you say they did the MRI.

914
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 4: I God, don't give up what I said they did. Man,

915
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 4: I got two kidneys. You got to one of your

916
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 4: advand that's your problem. Mister.

917
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 20: Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well

918
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 20: and you call them with this, You say you a

919
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 20: new dickers. You damn show is and you won't be

920
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 20: at that church loan. I tell you that because if

921
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 20: I ever get gold to your sister. We got some

922
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 20: rinchmen and do.

923
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 4: What is it gonna hurt for you to give me

924
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 4: one of them kittingers and both of them if both

925
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 4: them kitteners is good, ain't gonna hit him? Thank them?

926
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 4: You ain't kidding my kidney man can't go a huad?

927
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 4: What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is,

928
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 4: if you're gonna be opening laying on the table, what

929
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 4: is it gonna hurt? I hit got me moved. Now

930
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 4: you're gonna tell Him'm open laying on the damn table?

931
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 4: What kind of a play you in charge of? Mister?

932
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something I was. I need to

933
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: meet thank you before I get to the hospital, and

934
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 4: nobody can help. They got that damn bad getting to yours,

935
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 4: and I can tell you that we law. You won't

936
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 4: feel a damn thing.

937
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 20: I got that.

938
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 4: I'll be damned if you gonna call and talk to

939
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 4: me out of one of my damn kiddings. Man, I'm

940
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 4: trying to live just like you, trying to let Nod

941
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 4: take care of me, because what you talking about, he

942
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 4: ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You

943
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 4: can kiss my and get off my phone, that's what

944
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 4: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?

945
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 4: What is you listening to me? Man? I to listen

946
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 4: to you, and you ain't talking about nothing that's got

947
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 4: nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mister

948
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 4: you running a game? If I could get to you

949
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 4: to put land in you? What can I just say

950
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 4: one more thing and then I'm gonna let you go?

951
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 4: Is you listening for what Bless just left you? Timing

952
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 4: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

953
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 4: by your daughter? Oh Lord, have that girl? Lord, have mercy, Lord,

954
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 4: have much Jesus and you all right? Brother Coudins Man, Man,

955
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 4: you the man me use language that I swear I

956
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 4: don't know nobody I heard my natism using that I

957
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 4: have stopped a long time ago talking that away. Please

958
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 4: forgive me, Lord hen merch whoa yo, I'm gonna have

959
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 4: to Lord, have mercy. My heart is time painting here. Lord,

960
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 4: have mercy. Jesus, this ain't me, This ain't me. And you,

961
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I joined Steve Harvey, if you

962
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 4: told me I do. Brother Colin, I gotta ask you

963
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 4: one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking

964
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 4: about the baddest radio show in the land. It's gotta

965
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 4: be It's gotta be y'all. It's gotta be y'all. Hell,

966
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 4: I don't even remember the name of it now, Steve Harvey, Martin,

967
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord help us. I ain't gonna

968
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 4: forget it now.

969
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 9: I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying

970
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 9: that thing. Yeah, you know if you why are you

971
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 9: open this?

972
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 10: You open?

973
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: They just reach around?

974
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 9: Now, let me get one of them kidneys because I

975
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 9: need one that you don't mind get smooth cussed out

976
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 9: by Deacon ain't none.

977
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 2: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

978
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 9: Not only am I shooting my TV show Ready to

979
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 9: Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, but

980
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 9: I'm also telling them jokes. That's right Helium Comedy Club.

981
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 9: That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The

982
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 9: nephew is in town. Tickets a own sale right now.

983
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 2: Na I said it.

984
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: A Shirly is on you up next to Strawberry Letter.

985
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 12: My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. We'll

986
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 12: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey

987
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 12: Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if

988
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,160
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989
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,120
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990
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,120
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991
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,600
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992
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 12: this one right here right now.

993
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 2: See that.

994
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for

995
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

996
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 11: Thank you nephew.

997
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 12: Subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.

998
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for seven years. I'm

999
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 12: forty three and my husband is thirty eight. But he

1000
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 12: acts like the world owes him something and always has

1001
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 12: a chip on his shoulder. He is argumentative and I

1002
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 12: wanna be thug. He grew up in a rough area

1003
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 12: and he had to make it out of a hood

1004
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 12: on his own. But he won't acknowledge that he's in

1005
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 12: a much better place spiritually and financially now. He will

1006
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 12: preach a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday through Saturday

1007
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 12: he curses, drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. He curses

1008
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 12: like a sailor, and he loves to brag about fighting

1009
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 12: and who's behind.

1010
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 11: He could whoop if he had the chance.

1011
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 12: He's cheated on me twice. The second time it happened,

1012
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 12: I checked out of the marriage. I would love to

1013
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 12: divorce him, but I can't because he is my sole

1014
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 12: source of income. I got laid off in April of

1015
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 12: last year, and I'm having a hard time finding a

1016
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 12: full time job. He stands in the pulpit on sun

1017
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 12: Days while I sit amongst the two or more women

1018
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 12: he slept with at the church. A few sundays ago,

1019
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 12: a female church member approached me and said my husband

1020
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 12: made inappropriate remarks to her.

1021
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 11: I told her that she should tell her husband.

1022
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 12: A couple of days later, my husband came home and

1023
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 12: said he got into a verbal altercation with the lady's

1024
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 12: husband and I acted surprised. My husband was flustered and embarrassed.

1025
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 12: I'm thinking all of the men in the church need

1026
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,240
Speaker 12: to know what he's up to. The two church members

1027
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 12: he slept with are married, and I think their husband

1028
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 12: should know what my husband has been doing. Should I

1029
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 12: start a war at the church or leave vengeance up

1030
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,439
Speaker 12: to the Lord? Well, I'll say no, definitely, don't start

1031
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 12: a war at the church. And the first lady, you

1032
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 12: know the Bible does say vengeance is mine. You know

1033
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 12: that vengeance is mine saith the Lord, so you already

1034
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 12: know the answer to that. The question is what are

1035
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 12: you going to do? I mean, I'm trying to figure

1036
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 12: out how you're still with him. He's a hip chrit

1037
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 12: he's supposed to be a changed man, and you know

1038
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 12: all of that practice what he preaches every Sunday. And

1039
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 12: you know, of course, I'm not saying that he should

1040
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 12: be perfect, because you know he's still a man of course,

1041
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 12: but nothing in the letter says that he's a man

1042
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 12: of God except for that he goes Sunday and preaches

1043
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 12: and preaches a good sermon. But after that, money through Saturday,

1044
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,240
Speaker 12: you know he's all in this thug life or whatever.

1045
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 12: He's been trying to do. You say, he's a womanizing thug,

1046
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 12: but then you're dependent upon him financially, so that makes

1047
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 12: it hard for you to leave.

1048
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 11: He's a cheater.

1049
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,760
Speaker 12: You've been humiliated every Sunday when you see these women's faces.

1050
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 12: Your man is sexually harassing women at the church, and

1051
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 12: and just wrong. He's just wrong on every level. I mean,

1052
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 12: you can't change him, but I guess, you know, I

1053
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 12: guess you should be planning your escape. I mean I

1054
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 12: say escape because you got to get a from him,

1055
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 12: at least for a little while. You got to do something.

1056
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 12: I mean, he's not showing any signs of stopping. He's

1057
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 12: not showing any signs of remorse or anything, and he's

1058
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 12: being very disrespectful and self destructive, you know, really trying

1059
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 12: not to I do ask you this. Try not to

1060
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 12: make any emotional decisions like telling the husbands. You know,

1061
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 12: like you said at the end of the letter, let

1062
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 12: God handle that. You just continue to look for a

1063
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 12: job because you know something is going to give eventually.

1064
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 12: See if you have any friends or family members you

1065
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 12: can trust that maybe can help you. And in the meantime,

1066
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 12: maybe you could suggest counseling I doubt if he'll go.

1067
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 12: Maybe you can suggest that, but definitely you have to

1068
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 12: change your situation, your pattern, what you're doing, so to start.

1069
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 11: Saving up if you.

1070
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 12: Can, you know, get a little part time job or

1071
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 12: something you're looking for full time.

1072
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 11: But you've got to get out of there, because this

1073
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 11: is not healthy, especially for.

1074
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 12: You, Steve.

1075
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 5: You know this letter right here, it starts off as

1076
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 5: a major conflict, just the subject my husband is a

1077
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 5: thug and a prominent pastor. What Okay, let's just deal

1078
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 5: with the he's a pastor part because he's really not

1079
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 5: a thug. He's really really not He's nothing in this

1080
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 5: letter he does is thuggish. I'm just but but he's

1081
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 5: supposed to be a pastor, So let's get with the

1082
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 5: conflict right away. He acts like the world owes him.

1083
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 5: First of all, you took forty three and he thirty eight.

1084
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 5: What did he say to you to get you in

1085
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 5: the first place? I don't even understand this here, but

1086
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 5: that ain't what the letters about. But let me show

1087
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 5: you the conflict of him being a prominent pastor. First thing,

1088
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 5: he acts like the world owes him something. Here's another one.

1089
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 5: He always has a chip on his shoulder. Here's another one.

1090
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 5: He's argumented. And last but not least, he's a wanna

1091
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 5: bee thug. How the hell did he get to be

1092
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 5: the pastor? I mean, just these four qualities right here?

1093
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 5: How did he become a prominent pastor? He grew up

1094
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 5: in the work, in the rough air, had to make

1095
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 5: it out the hood on his own.

1096
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: How many you know? How many of us got that story?

1097
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,439
Speaker 2: Three on this show? On this show?

1098
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 5: That damnar everybody I know that's anything damn near got

1099
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 5: that story. Tell all of us on this show got

1100
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 5: that story? So what is he talking about? He don't

1101
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 5: acknowledge that he's in a much better place spiritually.

1102
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 2: What I can't tell you? I'm this and let it

1103
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 2: just too much? All right, here we go.

1104
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 5: He will preach a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday

1105
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 5: through Saturday he cusses, he drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. Okay,

1106
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 5: now let's let's let's go back. He's your husband and

1107
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 5: you're putting up with the cussing, the drinking, and the

1108
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 5: womanize it. He cusses like a sailor, loves a brag

1109
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 5: about fighting.

1110
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 2: Hold on and who's behind? He could whoop if he

1111
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 2: had a chance.

1112
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 12: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming twenty three

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Speaker 12: minutes after the hour. Subject my husband is a thug

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Speaker 12: and a prominent pastor. We'll get back into it right

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Speaker 12: after this. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,

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Speaker 12: come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject,

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Speaker 12: my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.

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Speaker 5: All right, the prominent pastor has these following qualities the world. Oh,

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00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 5: he acts like the well owe and something. He always

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Speaker 5: got a chip on his shoulder. He's argumented, and he's

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Speaker 5: a wanna be thug. You're married to him. He worked

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Speaker 5: his way out the hood, but he won't acknowledge that

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Speaker 5: he's in a better place because he wants to hold

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Speaker 5: up this little thug mentality for some dumb ass reason.

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Speaker 2: He'll preach a.

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Speaker 5: Good sermon on Sunday, but mone he cusses, drinks, and

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Speaker 5: he's a womanizing thug. So he has a lot of

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Speaker 5: women and obviously you know this. Cusses like a sailor.

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Speaker 5: He loves a brag about fighting and who's behind. He

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Speaker 5: could whoop if he had a chance. You always got

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Speaker 5: the chance to jump on somebody if that opportunity is available.

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Speaker 5: Twenty four seven. You just going over there and start

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Speaker 5: to fight, if that's what you want to do. He

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Speaker 5: just talking, he running his damn mouf.

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Speaker 2: He ain't whooping.

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Speaker 5: Nobody asks. But this dude right here is worse than that.

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Speaker 5: Now you said he's cheated on me twice. The second

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01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 5: time it happened, you checked out the marriage. Then you

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01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 5: say I would love to divorce him, but I can't

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Speaker 5: because he's my sole source of income. Okay, now we

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Speaker 5: have to deal with this part for a second. So

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Speaker 5: I understand that. I mean, look, don't think I don't.

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Speaker 2: So I got it. You you ain't got no means

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Speaker 2: of taking care of yourself and everything. I get it.

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Speaker 5: I'm not naive to that. But now let's go with

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01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 5: what you have to swallow to have this roof over

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01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 5: your head and car to drive. He acts like the

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01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 5: world owe him something. He's argumenting, got a chip on

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01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 5: his shoulder. He's sleeping with women at the church. You

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01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 5: know about it. And you got to deal with all

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01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 5: that if you want to keep having the key to

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01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 5: that house.

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Speaker 2: I just I don't. Is it worth it? Is it

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01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 2: worth it?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 5: I would love to divorce him, but I can't because

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01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 5: he's my sole source of I got laid off in

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01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 5: April last year, having a hard time finding full time job.

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01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 5: He stands in the pool pitch on Sundays while I

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01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 5: sit amongst the two or more women he slept with

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Speaker 5: at church. Woo, you.

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Speaker 2: You bad girl? You you you a bad girl. Man.

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Speaker 5: You use use a bad girl, and you gotta swallow

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Speaker 5: a lot. Look, I don't know where your relatives at.

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Speaker 5: I don't know who you could move in with temporarily.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you think you're walking away from

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Speaker 5: something and leaving it to somebody else. But you ain't

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Speaker 5: got nothing though. I mean, he's doggish.

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Speaker 2: Man. This dude is doggish. But here the one that

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Speaker 2: got it.

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Speaker 5: A few sundays ago, female churchmen approached me and said,

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Speaker 5: my husband made an inappropriate remark to her. You told

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Speaker 5: her you should tell her husband. A couple days later,

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Speaker 5: my husband came home, said he got into a verbal

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Speaker 5: altercation with the lady's husband and acted surprise, what happened

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Speaker 5: to all that ass whooping he was gonna do?

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Speaker 2: Remember that?

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Speaker 5: Remember that, you know, if you really wanted to whoop

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Speaker 5: somebody ass. This was the perfect opportunity. Dude up in

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01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 5: your face accusing you of something you probably gonna act

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01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 5: like you didn't do. So you're gonna act like you

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Speaker 5: didn't say it. You got to because you're the pastor,

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01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 5: because you can't admit it, because you know if you

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Speaker 5: admit you did what you said, you know this dude

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01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 5: gonna light into you.

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Speaker 2: So your little husband is a little coward.

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Speaker 5: Now my husband was flustered and embarrassed once again? What

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01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 5: happened to this ass whooman he been wanting to do?

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01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 5: See the man approached you? Now you flustered in the back.

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Speaker 5: Where is all these ass whoopers at?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 10: When you come home?

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Speaker 2: Give me one? Come on, Jack Johnson, show me something.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking of all the men in the church that

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01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 5: need to know what he's up to. The two church

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Speaker 5: members he slept with, a married and I think that

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Speaker 5: husband should know what my husband has been doing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now.

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Speaker 5: Your husband has been talking about whooping a lot of

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01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 5: people's behind.

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01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 2: But if you go to these.

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Speaker 5: Women, husband and tellness eager, he shure gonna be involved

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01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 5: in ask what was there?

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Speaker 2: And he ain't gonna want neither one of them. But

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Speaker 2: they gonna do something to your husband, see you, they

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01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 2: gonna do something to him.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: So I agree with Shirley. I don't think you should

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Speaker 5: say it to them. I think the bigger problem for

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01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 5: you is what you gonna do. I think that's the

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01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 5: bigger problem. I think your situation you should start focusing

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01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 5: on you. You've already checked out the marriage. It ain't

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Speaker 5: much of a marriage. What you're willing to lose you

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01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 5: don't have. You don't have no cause. He's disrespectful, he's misleading,

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01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 5: he's overbearing, he's the bully pull pit. He's abusive to you.

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Speaker 5: He treats you any kind of way. And if I

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Speaker 5: were you, I would just find a way to remove

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Speaker 5: myself from that situation. All you got to do is

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Speaker 5: gone a bout your business. You ain't got to do nothing.

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Speaker 5: You can't stand in the poor pit, claim to be

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01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 5: God's man and be doing what you You might be

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01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 5: getting away with it to them people, but you ain't

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01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 5: getting away from God.

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Speaker 2: You walk away from it.

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01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 5: Go set yourself up, Go stay at relative's house, get

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01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 5: out of that situation. Because the London Bridge is falling down.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, post your comments.

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Speaker 12: Thank you, Steve On Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey

1230
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 12: FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter

1231
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 12: podcast on demand. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 12: there's a new study out and researchers have identified a

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01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 12: strong sign of lying is mimicking the body language of

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01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 12: the person they're lying too, a liar and a copycat.

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01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,920
Speaker 12: The title of a new study now published in the

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01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 12: Royal Society's Open Science Journal could later lead to application

1237
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 12: applications of the theory in criminal justice. Wow, so, Steve,

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01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 12: Tommy and JUNR. What's your physical tell when you're lying?

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01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,160
Speaker 2: I do a lot of blame.

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01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, can you not look at why would we sit

1241
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 10: here tell that right there?

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01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 2: Why would we do that?

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01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 10: We know I'm.

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01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 2: I ain't got no tail. I lie to you as

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01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 2: dead in your faces. I ain't no tail, ain't my lines.

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01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 5: You can't ever bust me on the original line. You

1247
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 5: you can go days and do some fact checking and

1248
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 5: come up with the truth. But the moment I'm telling

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01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 5: the lie, very very.

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01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 18: Girl.

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01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 7: What what tail?

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01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 2: Right now? Sir?

1253
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 12: Now?

1254
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 11: Color is your shirt?

1255
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 12: What it is?

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01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 11: It's leopard?

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01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 2: Excuse me? If you've ever seen when have you ever

1258
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 2: seen a black leopard.

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01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,600
Speaker 11: That'ar, Yes, the jaguar.

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01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 2: Wipe your camera off.

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01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 11: You're just gonna go with the line right down.

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01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 2: I gotta keep it going.

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01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 11: Well, have you ever been man?

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01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 2: Show something? What have y'all not? Immediately?

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01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 5: Let me ask you something, y'all Probably y'all ain't never

1266
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 5: took a polygraph before?

1267
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 2: I never you took a polygraph before?

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01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:19,080
Speaker 4: Hell?

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01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you comed.

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01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: Take the tail you will take.

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01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 5: I didn't become a comedian until I was twenty seven.

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01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 5: I didn't get famous at this till I was thirty eight.

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01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 5: Poly Have I ever took a protagraph of federal charges?

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01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 4: Here? You mean?

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01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 11: Please?

1276
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 2: You have them gone?

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01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 5: I've been cleared. I'm fine. It's been way more than

1278
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 5: seven years. I can't get on none of this year.

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01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 2: Your pass every line, my ass off time lied right

1280
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 2: to his ass.

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01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 11: You need to go on first forty eight or something.

1282
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 11: See if they can.

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01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 5: Only thing got me was that video surveillance. I was

1284
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 5: standing there right there with the dude.

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01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:05,960
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 2: When the truth, Well, that's how you.

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01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 5: Get good at it, Shirley, And what you have to

1288
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 5: lie when you don't have to lie, that that gives

1289
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 5: you the expertise, y'all, wait till it's time to lie.

1290
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 11: They got a horrible liar. I'm a horrible life I

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01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 11: really am. I really am. I'm the worst. All right,

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01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:33,640
Speaker 11: you're listening Morning show. All right, So guys, here's a

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01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,720
Speaker 11: question for you. Do you have a hiding place in

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01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 11: your home to just have a few minutes alone?

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01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 4: You know?

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01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 12: I mean everybody should have someplace, some little getaway place

1297
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 12: that they can have some me time. For instance, some

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01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 12: women like to have what they call a she shed

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01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,680
Speaker 12: or a small room that they can read in or

1300
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 12: just chill in. You know what, I love the bathroom.

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01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 12: Men usually go into the garage or their man cave

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01:08:58,520 --> 01:08:59,759
Speaker 12: or the basement or someplace.

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01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 4: Uh.

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01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 12: Do you take an extended break in your home hiding place?

1305
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 12: Do you do it every day?

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01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 1: Is the question?

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01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 12: Or does your family know not to disturb you when

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01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 12: you're in your favorite room or you're hiding place.

1309
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 11: Come on, Steve, I know you take time for yourself.

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01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 11: I always done that.

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01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 5: I go, I go to San Diego. You lead a house, Yeah,

1313
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 5: get the hell out. Can't follow me down now, Damn.

1314
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 5: Grand kids know how to use the elevator and everything.

1315
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 5: I'll be Damn I'm going to Sandy Eggles.

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01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 11: It's beautiful there.

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01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,200
Speaker 2: I don't care if it is not there.

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01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I left.

1319
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 11: I will be in my bathroom for out words.

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01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 2: Okay.

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01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom in the bad because.

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01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 12: I have a TV in there, and you know I

1323
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 12: do my makeup, you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water.

1324
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:55,720
Speaker 12: You don't mean no, no, no, I don't time. I

1325
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 12: spend most of my time in the bathroom.

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01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 11: No, no, no, not there.

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01:09:59,400 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 4: I just.

1328
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,160
Speaker 11: Yes, that's a separate with the bad.

1329
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,799
Speaker 2: I got my TV right in front of the toilet

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01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:06,639
Speaker 2: and a computer.

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01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's how you go from No, that's how you.

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Speaker 5: I don't miss nothing because when I'm watching the game,

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01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:18,639
Speaker 5: I just get up and going in the bathroom. It's

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01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 5: on the wall right in front of you. That's yeah

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01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 5: that I ain't nothing up a little highway. You can

1336
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 5: keep your head up. You don't want to look either,

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01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,960
Speaker 5: keep your head up, your digestive tracking.

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01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 2: More open the slight little.

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01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 11: What about you tell me I'm in.

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01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 2: My theater, I can get away from the theater. Did

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01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 2: you hear that, rich ass?

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01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you.

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01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 2: Said a rich as statement. I ain't saying that.

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01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 4: You said.

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01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: My kids on my grand baby's on the elevator. I

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01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing at your elevator in your house.

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01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,560
Speaker 5: I ain't even paying that no change. I know you

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01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 5: say that I was going to because I ain't going up. Now,

1349
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,760
Speaker 5: go ahead, t you got the rooms in this I

1350
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,759
Speaker 5: thought I had it limited.

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01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well July passed his elevator on my theater.

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01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,040
Speaker 2: Hey, Junior, which one of your rooms in your house

1353
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 2: is your theater?

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01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear from the poet.

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01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 2: I have no theater.

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01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 3: What I had to do is take some some drapes

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01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,679
Speaker 3: and put them on the side of the TV. Make

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01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 3: my ass in the with the I'm gonna make a theater.

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01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 3: Hold on, y'all, come out the kitchen. Drake's gonna catch you.

1360
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make a field. That boy to be nice,

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01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 3: ain't I go to my theater.

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01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:51,559
Speaker 2: Thoroughly nothing. I can't say nothing.

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01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,840
Speaker 11: How many seats in the theater, I'm not.

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01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 2: Telling so many. They can't find him in there? You

1365
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 2: shut up, Steve, where theater? Go down front? See if

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01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 2: he's down now.

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01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: I said, go down to the theater. I better take

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01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:09,760
Speaker 1: my hand down.

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01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,639
Speaker 7: I ain't gonna look in the bark and to see

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01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 7: him be up now, DNA.

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01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,479
Speaker 1: Ask me where I go to get away? That's all

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01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: I said.

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01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:25,560
Speaker 11: Man, well the Lord is still blessing me.

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01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:27,639
Speaker 7: I didn't even know you had.

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01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 2: If you're talking like you had one, I gotta change.

1376
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:31,640
Speaker 2: I talked to you.

1377
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 11: How are you talking to him from?

1378
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 2: Like he ain't had no thiat?

1379
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 11: Now he got a thief.

1380
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,639
Speaker 14: I gotta change. I talked to him, man, mister nephew.

1381
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 2: Now, hey, missus nephew, what.

1382
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 7: Time you go down to the.

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01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:44,560
Speaker 2: Ohhead?

1384
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 4: Oh?

1385
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,320
Speaker 2: What head? So steph.

1386
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,360
Speaker 11: In case you don't make it to San Diego, what

1387
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 11: what room in your home do you go to?

1388
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 1: Where do you go?

1389
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 2: I go all the way down to the placement. It's

1390
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,680
Speaker 2: down there, then down there this little man cave I got.

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01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 11: Oh okay, all right, see, oh all right.

1392
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 12: Coming up more of today's trending stories on the Steve

1393
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:09,439
Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show, and we'll.

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01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,680
Speaker 11: Be back in twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this.

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Speaker 12: Yeah you're listening.

1396
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show.

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01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,759
Speaker 12: According to the Washington Post, getting hot and sweaty between

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01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,800
Speaker 12: the sheets can feel like a workout, and several recent

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01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 12: studies look into answering is sex exercise. Researchers in Spain

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01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 12: study couples and found that sex counts as moderate exercise

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01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,959
Speaker 12: as it revs up the heart rate and burns calories,

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01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 12: but just how much varies widely. The amount of time

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01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 12: people spend having sex also varies, with young, healthy couples

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01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:49,920
Speaker 12: going at it for an average of thirty two minutes,

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01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 12: while couples with health conditions last about nineteen minutes.

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01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: So here's a question for you, guys.

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01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 11: Guys, Yeah, that's me right back, the health conditions. That's

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01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 11: why I'm in nineteen nineteen.

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01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 12: You're all right, So come on, sexy guys.

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01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 11: Do you consider sex of workout?

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01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 12: And do you ever look at your fitness tracker to

1412
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 12: see how many calories it burns or your heart rate?

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01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:19,760
Speaker 11: That's the question.

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01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 5: Okay, I can't have nothing on me. I can't have

1415
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 5: no extra chords or nothing. I had a watch caught

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01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 5: on the sheet of none of that. I can't have

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01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:35,320
Speaker 5: nothing to throw my rhythm off. I can't hear no

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01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 5: long go off.

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01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 2: Warning, warning, you're in the red. You're in the red.

1421
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:47,320
Speaker 2: You're a heart rating through hard road off. You're dying.

1422
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 2: You are dying.

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01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:53,639
Speaker 12: You had it coming up at thirty three minutes after

1424
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:57,120
Speaker 12: the hour. We'll play around it. Would you rather right

1425
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,000
Speaker 12: after this this guy?

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01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 14: No, I don't know him.

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01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 12: You're listening.

1428
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:04,679
Speaker 11: Morning show?

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01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,600
Speaker 12: All right, guys, it's time now for another round of

1430
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 12: would you rather?

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01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:09,880
Speaker 13: Uh?

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01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:10,760
Speaker 2: Here we go?

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01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 12: Would you rather never be able to take a hot

1434
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 12: shower or never be able to eat fried food again,

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01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 12: specifically fried chicken and fried catfish?

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01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 5: I never, I know, I never have fried food again. Okay,

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01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 5: take a shower, hot shower, no hot show? Who on

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01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:33,120
Speaker 5: a cold shower?

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01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:35,559
Speaker 11: A lot of people take cold showers.

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01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 17: I don't know.

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01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 2: I don't, but they do. I need a show. I

1442
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,720
Speaker 2: take too many a day. I need a shower. It

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01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,559
Speaker 2: can't be cold.

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01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 11: Yesterday, your nephew takes three showers a day.

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01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:56,479
Speaker 5: No stop letting him tell y'all that before taking no

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01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 5: damn three showers a day.

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01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 2: We've got stuff to sing with you.

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01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 5: You got a radio show, he got radio show, he tool,

1449
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,200
Speaker 5: and he got a TV show and a game show.

1450
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 5: Where the hell he got time to take three damn

1451
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 5: showers a day? Y'all letting him tell y'all this stuff?

1452
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:15,719
Speaker 2: Fall dude?

1453
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 5: Hold up, hold, let me paint this picture for you.

1454
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:23,800
Speaker 5: Got a four hour radio show that he do every day.

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01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:28,759
Speaker 5: He got a TV show, he got game show, he toured,

1456
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,320
Speaker 5: he got kids, he gotta go to baseball games with,

1457
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 5: He got to go to proms and stuff with. He

1458
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:38,120
Speaker 5: got family time, and he got white. How you take

1459
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 5: three showers a day?

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01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:46,599
Speaker 2: He worked? Shall letting him tell you that fault? How

1461
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:50,320
Speaker 2: would you know all that? Cause I got moded, he

1462
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 2: got He's got no time for no damn three shows day.

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01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:59,639
Speaker 5: Gotta make this money, man, three damn showers a day,

1464
01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:06,400
Speaker 5: call I get hold sometime I fall asleep in my office.

1465
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:13,640
Speaker 5: Ain't gonna be no damn shower now, Rich sitting up

1466
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 5: in here, Man sitting up here, you just like my

1467
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 5: stylist Ellie with his little simple ass, over overdoing and

1468
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,240
Speaker 5: all this had notion and baby in his damn So

1469
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:27,680
Speaker 5: get your let we go. Man sitting up in here,

1470
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 5: rubbing all between your damn toes, put some all on

1471
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,160
Speaker 5: your foot and let's.

1472
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:36,240
Speaker 2: Go take all this damn showers. No you ain't that

1473
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 2: damn queen. We got to go. I do, thank you

1474
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:47,560
Speaker 2: all right, all right? Next one him tell you that

1475
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:48,320
Speaker 2: for go ahead.

1476
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:53,880
Speaker 12: But you rather have the ability to read minds, or

1477
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:57,519
Speaker 12: you rather have the ability to move objects with your mind?

1478
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,959
Speaker 1: Moving my object, you want to read mind.

1479
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 2: Or would you want to reading I know you don't

1480
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,320
Speaker 2: like me. I don't need to read my mind. No,

1481
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:07,080
Speaker 2: I don't need that.

1482
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 5: I want to move stuff with my mind. All right,

1483
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 5: you walking down and mailbox over in front of your head.

1484
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:19,280
Speaker 5: You can watch your money on.

1485
01:18:19,479 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 1: Man coming up.

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01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:23,000
Speaker 12: At forty nine minutes after the hour, it's our last

1487
01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:25,479
Speaker 12: break of the day and we'll get some closing remarks

1488
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,560
Speaker 12: from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

1489
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1490
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:34,080
Speaker 12: All right, here we are, Steve, last break of the day.

1491
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,559
Speaker 11: It's been a great day.

1492
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 4: What a day, What a day.

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01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a crazy day today.

1494
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 11: So Steve, now it's time for you to take us

1495
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 11: home with your closing remarks.

1496
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 5: My closing remarks today are going to be based around

1497
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:56,719
Speaker 5: the value of yourself. I think this is important. Tommy

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01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:00,560
Speaker 5: sent this to me, you know, a billboard, and it

1499
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,960
Speaker 5: really triggered me to thinking, I'm gonna share that with you.

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01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 5: But it all pertains to the value of yourself. This

1501
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 5: can pertain to you in terms of reaching your goals,

1502
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 5: your dreams, all in business, and this is for you

1503
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:26,559
Speaker 5: to consider in the relationship of love, It is amazing

1504
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:29,479
Speaker 5: to me while I talk to people, and people talk

1505
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:33,240
Speaker 5: about how they're being treated and handled it and represented

1506
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 5: and dealt with, and they can't seem to get nobody

1507
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 5: to see their value in their worth.

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01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,160
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting the bere going wait a minute, Wait

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01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:42,559
Speaker 2: a minute.

1510
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 5: You can't try to get someone to see something in

1511
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 5: you that you don't see in yourself.

1512
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,320
Speaker 2: It starts with you.

1513
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,800
Speaker 5: You know, you've all heard the saying beauty is on

1514
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:04,160
Speaker 5: the inside. Is not just skin deep. That's true. Confidence

1515
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:08,320
Speaker 5: is not an outward emotion. It's something that starts from within.

1516
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 5: Everything starts from within, and it exudes and and manifest

1517
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:21,000
Speaker 5: itself in the outward shape or form. So if you

1518
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:27,360
Speaker 5: want people to value you, you must first value yourself.

1519
01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 5: I tell my daughters all the time, you can train

1520
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 5: a man how to treat you well, Daddy, how do

1521
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:38,599
Speaker 5: you train a man? You just don't accept bad treatment

1522
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:42,880
Speaker 5: from him. If you don't accept bad treatment from him,

1523
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:46,519
Speaker 5: little girl of mine, then guess what. He can't keep

1524
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,720
Speaker 5: giving it to you. A person can only treat you

1525
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 5: the way you allow them to do it. If you

1526
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 5: don't accept a man coming to pick you up late

1527
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:57,880
Speaker 5: all the time. But you stop going with him every

1528
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,800
Speaker 5: time he late. The next time he want to go

1529
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:01,320
Speaker 5: out you, he got to be on time.

1530
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:01,640
Speaker 2: Now.

1531
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,519
Speaker 5: If he don't want to be on time, then guess

1532
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:06,720
Speaker 5: what you don't go out. You've trained him how to

1533
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,560
Speaker 5: treat you, and if he don't line up with what

1534
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 5: you want, then guess what he not for you. At

1535
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,840
Speaker 5: least you don't have to be mistreated the way he

1536
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:19,320
Speaker 5: want to treat you by simply not allowing him to

1537
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 5: treat you any way he wants to. You cannot have

1538
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 5: high value for yourself and expect someone else to have

1539
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,559
Speaker 5: a high value of you. That goes into same thing

1540
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,080
Speaker 5: with business. You can't go in and ask for a

1541
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,599
Speaker 5: raise if you don't think you deserve one. What would

1542
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,120
Speaker 5: cause you to walk in there and ask for a

1543
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,560
Speaker 5: raise if you don't think you deserve one, If you

1544
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 5: don't have the facts to back up a raise, you

1545
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:46,360
Speaker 5: can't want more money just because you don't spend all

1546
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,760
Speaker 5: the money you have. You got to go in there

1547
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,320
Speaker 5: and ask for a raise because you can show value

1548
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,759
Speaker 5: to the company. You'll worth this much more to the company.

1549
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,360
Speaker 5: The company has become this because of you. Then you

1550
01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:59,360
Speaker 5: can show your value. Then you can go in there

1551
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,720
Speaker 5: with a raise, and you can go in there with

1552
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:05,439
Speaker 5: some confidence with the raids. It happens with goals and dreams.

1553
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:09,559
Speaker 5: If you aim too low, your problem is you might

1554
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:13,200
Speaker 5: hit it. But I'm gonna say that for tomorrow. So

1555
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:17,720
Speaker 5: it's what you think of yourself, how you value yourself,

1556
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,680
Speaker 5: that matters most. Now let me tell you what was

1557
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:23,800
Speaker 5: said to me, and listen to this real careful, because

1558
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,679
Speaker 5: this is gonna register with a lot of people.

1559
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:26,640
Speaker 2: Listen to me.

1560
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:31,400
Speaker 5: If you aren't being treated with love and respect, check

1561
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:36,720
Speaker 5: your price tag. Maybe you've marked yourself down. It is

1562
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:40,920
Speaker 5: you who tells people what you're worth. Get off the

1563
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:45,880
Speaker 5: clearest rack and get behind the glass where they keep

1564
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:46,680
Speaker 5: the values.

1565
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,599
Speaker 2: It's you who tells people what you're worth.

1566
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,799
Speaker 5: Get off the clearest rack and get behind the glass

1567
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:58,160
Speaker 5: where they keep the value. Stop acting like you aside

1568
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:02,000
Speaker 5: walk sail. Stop acting like you can be picked up

1569
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:06,120
Speaker 5: at the swap meat. Stop acting like you belong in

1570
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:10,479
Speaker 5: the junk yard. You a new car, don't act like

1571
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,479
Speaker 5: an old car. I don't care how old you are

1572
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 5: to somebody. You got to be a new car. Stop

1573
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:21,639
Speaker 5: putting yourself on the sales rack when clearly you deserve

1574
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 5: full price. If you lower the value for yourself, that's

1575
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 5: what we'll pay for you. And that's how we'll treat you.

1576
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,559
Speaker 5: And that's how we respect. If you don't respect yourself,

1577
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 5: if I see you constantly disrespecting yourself, then you're gonna

1578
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:37,479
Speaker 5: turn to me and demand respect.

1579
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 2: How how does that work?

1580
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:39,880
Speaker 4: Be?

1581
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:43,200
Speaker 5: That be a coat where they got to lock on it. See,

1582
01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 5: you can't take me off the rack and just try

1583
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 5: me on. No, that ain't how this work. See, but

1584
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:51,960
Speaker 5: now you go over that to that valuable section in

1585
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,240
Speaker 5: the store. You everybody been to Mason's. You got that

1586
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:57,120
Speaker 5: stuff where you got to go get a salesperson to

1587
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,479
Speaker 5: come and unlock it for you to even try it on.

1588
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:02,479
Speaker 5: That's cause they don't put a value on that. Are

1589
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,320
Speaker 5: you going over there and just put the little shirt on?

1590
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:09,960
Speaker 5: T shirts ain't locked up. Anybody can get one if

1591
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,360
Speaker 5: you steal this T shirt. It ain't that big a loss.

1592
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:14,920
Speaker 5: They ain't a four dollars pack of three. Come over here,

1593
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:17,920
Speaker 5: by the swede, Come over here, by this first stuff.

1594
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,360
Speaker 5: We got locks on this stuff right here because it

1595
01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:23,439
Speaker 5: has value. We know it has value. So we can't

1596
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 5: just let you try to stop letting people just try

1597
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:26,240
Speaker 5: you on.

1598
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 2: You got it.

1599
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:33,240
Speaker 5: Put a value to yourself. Maintain it. You determine your value.

1600
01:24:33,479 --> 01:24:36,680
Speaker 5: Don't let other people do it. You do it all right.

1601
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:37,559
Speaker 2: Those are my closer.

1602
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,640
Speaker 11: Drop the mic, Drop the mic, Baby.

1603
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,920
Speaker 2: Blake it, Tommy, appreciate you pimp needed that.

1604
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:50,840
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1605
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:54,400
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1606
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:58,280
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