Speaker 1: Welcome to Bleep with Anna Navarro this week, and I
Speaker 1: got a treat. I got a treat, thank you for
Speaker 1: doing this. I've got my friend, my former colleague, somebody
Speaker 1: that I admire. I like, we always have fun.
Speaker 2: I just I.
Speaker 3: Miss I missed you. I miss Miami. I miss bumping
Speaker 3: into you, seeing Gloria and you and everyone.
Speaker 1: That was like, okay, so let's talk about your Miami period.
Speaker 1: Come on. So for a while you lived in Miami
Speaker 1: twenty years. You had a hell of a house there.
Speaker 3: And it was Gloria and Amelia and you know you
Speaker 3: are in a buy it.
Speaker 1: Do you know how much that house would be worth
Speaker 1: right now? I know?
Speaker 3: But you know what, at the time, it was so
Speaker 3: big and so empty, and my kids didn't want to
Speaker 3: go anymore. They got to be teenagers. They're like, what
Speaker 3: do you mean Miami. I'm like, oh, God forbid the
Speaker 3: boat and the jet skis.
Speaker 1: Well, now everybody wants to live in Miami. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: that island where you had that Yes, that house would
Speaker 1: be eighty million dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but you know, the gross excess of
Speaker 3: America's too much for me.
Speaker 1: And you were One of my favorite things though, is well,
Speaker 1: two things I want to talk to you about on
Speaker 1: your Miami years. Okay, what is something that I have
Speaker 1: an issue with you about? Go? You don't like flyn
Speaker 1: hate it? Who does not like fly? It is the
Speaker 1: best assert in the world.
Speaker 3: First of all, it has the consistency of mucus. And
Speaker 3: I have told Gloria this, and she insists I keep
Speaker 3: trying different flonds, but I will only do it when
Speaker 3: I lose a bet to her. So, you've never met
Speaker 3: a flan that you have liked? No, but I've tasted
Speaker 3: a bunch of flonds with you know, they like oysters
Speaker 3: to me. I don't want oysters either. Don't give me
Speaker 3: an oyster or a flwd Jesus.
Speaker 1: Girl, you're a lesbian? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Oysters? Mean? Come on?
Speaker 1: I know that's the truth.
Speaker 3: I can't even figure it out.
Speaker 1: And my other but the other story of what you're
Speaker 1: going to tell is what you used to do. No,
Speaker 1: what Gloria used to do to you. Come by on
Speaker 1: the boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come by on the boat. Moon us and her
Speaker 3: kid went through a phase of mooning. My kids went
Speaker 3: through a phase of mooning. The tourist boats that would
Speaker 3: come by, and you know, we lamented about our difficult
Speaker 3: children that we had, and you know, she always had
Speaker 3: a lot of great animals. My kids loved going over
Speaker 3: to her house. Emily was a little girl, we used
Speaker 3: to have playdates together. It was a beautiful life there.
Speaker 1: I loved going through like a well you're still I
Speaker 1: think going through, but we're going through like an arts
Speaker 1: and crafts period.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm very crafty. I enjoy crafts of all times.
Speaker 1: Because she tells a story where she would come by
Speaker 1: on the boat and scream at you with a with
Speaker 1: a megaphone, Rosie, yeah, pot down the macaroni, stop gluing macaroni,
Speaker 1: and come outside.
Speaker 3: And she also never believed that we were actually playing scrabble.
Speaker 3: She'd go, oh, we know what, that's a euphemism for.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's not we're actually playing scrabble, you know.
Speaker 3: So we have a very I had a very big
Speaker 3: craft room in that house, and the people who bought
Speaker 3: it asked that we keep it like that and leave
Speaker 3: all the supplies. So I was very happy that it
Speaker 3: would be full of kids, you know, full of and
Speaker 3: we left like the little motorcycles we had for the
Speaker 3: kids to go around the island. It was an idyllic life.
Speaker 3: When we lived there. I loved it very much.
Speaker 1: And then you rented for a while. It was it
Speaker 1: was so much fun having you there. Yeah, but let's
Speaker 1: get started on some of the issues that I want
Speaker 1: to talk about. Okay, we can talk about anything you want,
Speaker 1: but you no longer live in America. And you know.
Speaker 1: Part of the reason, of course, that was a big
Speaker 1: part of the reason is Donald Trump. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if you remember this, but for me it was
Speaker 1: such a significant moment. I remember the first Republican primary
Speaker 1: debate in twenty fifteen. It was in Cleveland. It was
Speaker 1: where the Mavericks not the Mavericks, what are they called
Speaker 1: Cavaliers play And I was sitting there, I was in
Speaker 1: the audience, and I had my phone. And that was
Speaker 1: the debate when Trump got asked, you call by Megan Kelly,
Speaker 1: you call women fat pig slobs. And he responded, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's just rosy o'donne.
Speaker 3: He said, only rosy O'Donnell, and the whole place he
Speaker 3: erupted in laughter. Yes, And I had.
Speaker 1: My phone on my lap and my phone vibrated and
Speaker 1: I looked down and it was a text from you. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Your text said, how do I explain this? I'm
Speaker 1: watching with my children. How do I explain this to
Speaker 1: my children? Crime?
Speaker 3: Because Parker was you know, he was ten years old,
Speaker 3: nine years old, and he's like, you know, what's going
Speaker 3: on now? When the fight started in two thousand and six,
Speaker 3: he was on every interview show. He would do every
Speaker 3: interview show and just sort of debate and degrade and
Speaker 3: slander and shame and you know, be a misogynistic idiot
Speaker 3: that he is. And my kids were very upset about it,
Speaker 3: you know, and they started calling him dump Truck because
Speaker 3: they couldn't remember his name, so they'd say, they were
Speaker 3: little mommy, does that mean dump Truck still mad at you?
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, he's still mad at me. You know
Speaker 3: what what did you do? I said? I made fun
Speaker 3: of him, like a lot of comedians do. But most
Speaker 3: of those comedians are boys, and he doesn't seem to
Speaker 3: like girls very much at all.
Speaker 1: Are you following his attacks particularly on female ordourse? So
Speaker 1: you saw through him back then. This was way before
Speaker 1: he was thinking of running for president. This was way
Speaker 1: before all of that. When did you first meet Trump?
Speaker 3: I first met him at his wedding.
Speaker 1: You were at his wedding, yes, which one to Marla
Speaker 1: Maples you enjoy Joy Joy was there as well, and
Speaker 1: she also was at Liza Minelli's.
Speaker 3: Wedding, which was in New York too. We were at
Speaker 3: that one together too. But yeah, I was invited because
Speaker 3: Jason Opsell, who has since passed away a Broadway leading man.
Speaker 3: He was a leading man with Marla and will Roger's
Speaker 3: Follies and then he went to do Greece where with
Speaker 3: me as Kaniki and I was Rizzil, and so he
Speaker 3: was invited to the wedding. I went as his plus one,
Speaker 3: and it was like a kick because I thought to myself,
Speaker 3: this is the guy that I grew up watching his
Speaker 3: planes be repossessed off the runways of Laguadia, watching him
Speaker 3: declare bankruptcy, all the time, him arguing with Forbes magazine
Speaker 3: about that he was richer than they say, but they
Speaker 3: always said, sorry, we're not putting you on the list
Speaker 3: because we can't quantify your income. Because it's all smoke
Speaker 3: and mirrors with him. He's just a grifter, a con man,
Speaker 3: a snake oil salesman. And if you grew up on
Speaker 3: Long Island as I did, or in New York, city.
Speaker 3: You knew this your whole life. This was not a surprise.
Speaker 3: He was never on my show except one time. He
Speaker 3: kept calling and asking and I kept saying, no, I
Speaker 3: have no interest in having him on the show. And
Speaker 3: then a broom company gave us one thousand dollars for
Speaker 3: charity for everyone who would come on and sweep with
Speaker 3: the swifter broom and I made him like a janitor
Speaker 3: sweep and then I waved from my desk and we
Speaker 3: went to commercial. And I never spoke to him. So
Speaker 3: the first time that I saw him or was in
Speaker 3: his presence was at his wedding wow.
Speaker 1: And then of course there's the clip that guys getting
Speaker 1: keeps getting played of you on the View. Yes, what
Speaker 1: was that? Remind me what that was?
Speaker 3: He had just had a press conference and we were
Speaker 3: preempted because he had Tara O'Connor, who was the Miss
Speaker 3: Junior Universe winner, was in a bar in the Greenwich
Speaker 3: Village kissing a girl and Page six got a picture
Speaker 3: of it and put her on the cover, and Donald
Speaker 3: Trump preempted the View to make her at a press conference.
Speaker 3: Apologized to him and to the country. I said, since
Speaker 3: wanna see the moral arbiter of behavior of teenage girls
Speaker 3: and what other millionaires own beauty pageants. He was suss
Speaker 3: from the beginning, as my kids say. So, you know,
Speaker 3: I never held him in any esteem. I saw right
Speaker 3: through him, as every New Yorker in my opinion, does,
Speaker 3: and that's why he was greeted the way he was
Speaker 3: at the KNXT game, even though he's bosom buddies with
Speaker 3: the owner.
Speaker 1: But you know something I actually think that helped him.
Speaker 1: I think that helped him get elected president in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: The fact that people knew who he was, right, and
Speaker 1: they knew him as this braggadocious jerk from the Apprentice,
Speaker 1: So because he had so much name ida and he
Speaker 1: had name ideas being kind of like what he is. Yes,
Speaker 1: we've been seeing him be a self centered jerk. He
Speaker 1: got away with doing things and being things that nobody,
Speaker 1: no other normal politician could have gotten away with. Correct,
Speaker 1: No other politician other than Donald Trump could get away
Speaker 1: with America hearing him boast about sexual assault, about grabbing
Speaker 1: a woman by the pussy, and then a month later
Speaker 1: they went and voted for him, including Christians, including Catholics,
Speaker 1: including people who you know stayed away from him for
Speaker 1: three days as they went and pray about what to
Speaker 1: do and then came back and voted for him. And
Speaker 1: it's because of that, because they were used to that.
Speaker 1: If we had seen a Mitt Romney do something like that,
Speaker 1: he'd be out of the race the next day.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: But I really do blame Mark Burnett and the producers
Speaker 3: of The Apprentice for selling a lie to the American public,
Speaker 3: for selling that show as fact when it was fiction,
Speaker 3: and pretending that this man, this mediocre man, was somehow
Speaker 3: a leading businessman in the country, that he was somehow
Speaker 3: an equivalent to Warren Buffett. Give me a break. It
Speaker 3: is the biggest load of crap, and he's so easy
Speaker 3: to see through that I find it very unbelievable that
Speaker 3: people can't see him for who he is, even with
Speaker 3: thirty four felonies convictions, even with all of the man
Speaker 3: who started an insurrection, who conducted and condoned and sat
Speaker 3: there doing nothing during the insurrection, not saving the police officers,
Speaker 3: not saving the Congress and Senate, who was hiding as
Speaker 3: they were chanting to kill people.
Speaker 1: His own vice president. Correct, where were you when that happened.
Speaker 3: I was sitting home with my kids, and I was
Speaker 3: watching it going, this can't be happening in America? Is
Speaker 3: this actually happening? I was in complete and total shock.
Speaker 3: And then when he ran again and got the nomination again,
Speaker 3: That's when I read Project twenty twenty five and I
Speaker 3: couldn't believe that it was published in a book that
Speaker 3: Americans could have bought and read. But they didn't. They
Speaker 3: didn't give it any attention. And everything that they proposed
Speaker 3: in that book has been done to a t. And
Speaker 3: the reason I left is I finished the whole book.
Speaker 3: I know what is coming, and I know what he's
Speaker 3: capable of, and watching what Ice has done all over
Speaker 3: this country, the concentration camps that are being built, the
Speaker 3: perpetual lies that he tells, the bullying, the blackmail of universities,
Speaker 3: of television networks and studios, the grifting billions of dollars
Speaker 3: for the last eighteen months in broad daylight because the
Speaker 3: illegitimate Supreme Court gave him a get out of jail
Speaker 3: free card forever and his children forever.
Speaker 1: And the feckless Congress has no oversight. Correct.
Speaker 3: And if I read one more tweet from a congress
Speaker 3: person or a Senator Democrat, usually saying how horrible it is,
Speaker 3: what he's doing, but not having a plan. Where's the
Speaker 3: plan that this man? We're not wondering if fascism is arriving.
Speaker 3: Fascism has arrived and it's here. And they announced that
Speaker 3: they were sending ice out in large numbers on election day?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? That this administration announced that publicly,
Speaker 3: didn't have to deny it. And the news media just goes, well,
Speaker 3: it's very interesting. Apparently they're going to be sending ice
Speaker 3: out on election day? Not holy shit, what the fuck
Speaker 3: has happened to our country? No one is pressing the
Speaker 3: alarm button, nobody is breaking the glass in case of emergency.
Speaker 3: It is past time, America. And if my speaking out
Speaker 3: encourages anyone to speak out, to not be afraid of him.
Speaker 3: Fear is a tool of fascism and that's what he's using.
Speaker 3: Lies and fear and intimidation and bullying. And I can't
Speaker 3: wait for that female reporter to shut up, shut him
Speaker 3: up the next time he says something. How about a
Speaker 3: right to his face? Fuck you, you pedophile? Who do you
Speaker 3: think you are? That's what I would say to him.
Speaker 1: You would. But I've always wondered why the whole press
Speaker 1: court doesn't just walk out.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: I say, you know what, Okay, We're not gonna stand
Speaker 1: here and have you berate one of our colleagues this
Speaker 1: way while we're standing here in the Oval office. We're
Speaker 1: all gonna walk out and guess what. You can stay
Speaker 1: here with An and Fox News and see how that
Speaker 1: goes forward. Loves the coverage, or they can hate the
Speaker 1: lack of solidarity.
Speaker 3: They could have a buzzer right every time he lies,
Speaker 3: buzz every time he lies, a cricket noise every time
Speaker 3: he lies. There's so many things the press cort can do. Oh,
Speaker 3: we don't have any choice. Well, once someone gets him
Speaker 3: on a question that he then beerates and insults and
Speaker 3: degrades a woman, the next question from any human should
Speaker 3: be the same question the woman asked, and just that camaraderie.
Speaker 1: That But there is no.
Speaker 3: Fourth estate anymore. It's corporately owned, and once they own
Speaker 3: the information, they can bend it all they want, as
Speaker 3: John Mayer says, and they do, and America is falling
Speaker 3: apart because of it.
Speaker 1: Now, walk me through when you started thinking about leaving
Speaker 1: and just that decision making process, because I feel like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people thinking about it. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of people. There's some people who have done it, Yes,
Speaker 1: but I mean it feels like a you know, it
Speaker 1: feels like a big decision.
Speaker 3: Well, I was never one of those celebrities who said,
Speaker 3: if he gets elected, I'm going to do X, Y
Speaker 3: and Z. When I saw he got the Republican nomination,
Speaker 3: I was positive that he would not.
Speaker 1: Win twenty sixteen or twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty four. Positive, not like I was positive he
Speaker 3: was not. We were not going to elect the man
Speaker 3: who led an insurrection against the United States, who's a
Speaker 3: convicted sexual rapist. You can't say rapist, You'll get in trouble. Well,
Speaker 3: CBS got in trouble. They capitulated, They did exactly what
Speaker 3: Stephen Colbert said they did. They gave him a bribe,
Speaker 3: and it's unforgivable. We need the fourth estate and a
Speaker 3: democracy to hold up the all three branches. We need
Speaker 3: it checks and balances. We need a very vibrant, alive,
Speaker 3: independent media, and we no longer have it in this country.
Speaker 1: But what walk me through the emotions that led you
Speaker 1: to leave? Were you were you scared?
Speaker 3: Well, I was very concerned about my mental health because
Speaker 3: while he was in last time. It was not a
Speaker 3: good time for me. I was drinking too much, I
Speaker 3: was eating too much. I was very, very depressed. I
Speaker 3: painted hundreds of portraits of him to sort of exercise
Speaker 3: it from my body. But I have PTSD from all
Speaker 3: the abuse that he gave me for twenty years. People say, well,
Speaker 3: you gave it right back. Yeah, I did. Because if I,
Speaker 3: a person of privilege and power in this country, can't
Speaker 3: give it right back to him, what chances do the
Speaker 3: Epstein survivors have. What chance does any immigrant who's been
Speaker 3: put in a concentration camp have. We have to use
Speaker 3: our voice, our free speech while we still have remnants
Speaker 3: of it in the United States. Now they're going and
Speaker 3: arresting people who protest peacefully assemble as is our.
Speaker 1: Rights, killing them, killing them Renee Good and Alex Pretty.
Speaker 1: But there's a difference between going toe to toe with
Speaker 1: him giving it right back before he was president. You
Speaker 1: did for many years. Now you know, with him as president.
Speaker 1: I've experienced this. I know what it's like for Donald
Speaker 1: Trump to tweet against you. Yes, I mean you know.
Speaker 1: I've had crazy shit sent to my house. I have
Speaker 1: had people berate me at airports and supermarkets and follow me.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm living my life in a different
Speaker 1: way than I did before, So I don't know that
Speaker 1: people don't understand what happens. It's like the gates of
Speaker 1: hell open up and every little demon walks through it
Speaker 1: to attack you. When this guy says I'm going after
Speaker 1: Rosie O'Donnell or Bruce Springs or you know.
Speaker 3: A Taylor Swift or Meryl Streep or Robert de Niro or.
Speaker 1: All of our dead people like Robert Mueller and Rob
Speaker 1: Reiner and John McCain.
Speaker 3: Well, he is a man with no moral fiber. He's
Speaker 3: a man who is a narcissistic mentally ill. I really
Speaker 3: believe he is a severe mental illness untreated, and he's
Speaker 3: in a narcissistic collapse, if you ask me, which happens
Speaker 3: to narcissists. And he's so physically ailed by adled or
Speaker 3: adult by his illnesses, now by his frontal temporal lobe dementia.
Speaker 3: And everyone's pretending, you know, for Mark Rubio to say
Speaker 3: I've never seen him sleep during a meeting.
Speaker 1: There's video.
Speaker 3: He's right there. It's it's purposeful false. We'll leave doing
Speaker 3: a basketball case, right WillFull blindness people have willful blindness
Speaker 3: when it comes to him.
Speaker 1: Which is different than Democrats, right, because I remember, you
Speaker 1: know a lot of people talking about Joe Biden's health,
Speaker 1: including you, and they were Democrats, They were elected Democrats,
Speaker 1: they were famous Democrats. You clooney, I mean, you know
Speaker 1: people axel Rod going public about their concerns about Biden's health.
Speaker 1: I kept saying, I will vote for Biden even if
Speaker 1: he's in a coma. But I have yet to see
Speaker 1: one elected Republican or Republican of influence talk about the
Speaker 1: fact that his ankles are like the size of tree trunks,
Speaker 1: that his hands are completely bruised, and there's some mismatch makeup,
Speaker 1: that he's got some weird ass scab on the side
Speaker 1: of his neck were probably an ivy tube goes in
Speaker 1: and then he shows up.
Speaker 3: And it looked like when his eye is closed, he is,
Speaker 3: you know, but they say he's had a series of
Speaker 3: many strokes. He's you know, compromised enough to not understand
Speaker 3: what he's taking. When he does a cognitive test, he
Speaker 3: thinks that he's acing the tests that measured just how
Speaker 3: bad the dementia is.
Speaker 1: I think I know the answer, But why Ireland.
Speaker 3: My geneticistory is Irish. I did twenty three in May
Speaker 3: and where one hundred percent Irish.
Speaker 1: My family, you are one hundred percent Irish.
Speaker 3: Me and Conan O'Brien both got one hundred percent back
Speaker 3: from twenty three.
Speaker 1: On me when I did Skip Gates show. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: like thirty seven different things. I come from a long
Speaker 1: line of wondering sluts.
Speaker 3: So your people just your heines fifty seven right there.
Speaker 1: Your people just slept with each other.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly. It was just you know, Irish all the
Speaker 3: way through. And I had been there after my mother died.
Speaker 3: My father took us five children.
Speaker 1: So how old were you when that was ten?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we went to Dunny Gaull, which is right
Speaker 3: on the border of northern Ireland, and it was at
Speaker 3: the time of the troubles, it was nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 3: There was tremendous us rest, unrest there were you know,
Speaker 3: we were in Belfast, right near Belfast. My cousins were
Speaker 3: from there as well, and I was familiar with it.
Speaker 3: I needed a country where English was spoken because Clay
Speaker 3: is you know, autistic and very very smart and cannot
Speaker 3: do languages or math. And she has this calculus. She
Speaker 3: can't do math, and she, you know, has some trouble
Speaker 3: with dyslexia as well. And so I knew we needed
Speaker 3: an English speaking country and it was really my only choice.
Speaker 3: I never thought about going to England. I never thought about,
Speaker 3: you know, going anywhere else. I just knew that I
Speaker 3: would go to Ireland. I have cousins there still, so
Speaker 3: they've been very helpful to me, and they've treated you
Speaker 3: wonder wonderfully. It's such a welcoming country. And when they.
Speaker 1: Don't have I need to come visit you please.
Speaker 3: I'm in Dublin. They have no celebrity culture here and
Speaker 3: no gross excess. It's a very small country. And when
Speaker 3: we got there, do people know who you are?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: But very different than in the United States. They'll see
Speaker 3: me and they'll go, welcome, Rosie, You're welcome in Ireland,
Speaker 3: and I'll go, thank you so much. Or they'll say,
Speaker 3: you know, can I buy you a pint? I'm not sure, buddy,
Speaker 3: why do you want to buy me a pint? Because
Speaker 3: I hate them too, And I'm like, well, give me
Speaker 3: a Smithicks then let's go, you know, and we sit
Speaker 3: and have a talk about politics. I was in a
Speaker 3: beer garden in the back where families eat, like you know,
Speaker 3: chicken nuggets and stuff with clay. And there was a
Speaker 3: little baby and she was playing with the baby, or
Speaker 3: they were playing with the baby. And finally, at the
Speaker 3: end of the two and a half hour dinner, we
Speaker 3: got up to leave. We said goodbye, and they said,
Speaker 3: by the way, we're huge fans. And I said, and
Speaker 3: you didn't want to bring it up, And you know what,
Speaker 3: they said, Well, surely it's not the most important thing.
Speaker 3: And I thought, surely you're right, it's it is not.
Speaker 3: And I had a love night with you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And so you've been there now
Speaker 1: for what over a year a year and a half.
Speaker 1: What's it like to be back here.
Speaker 3: It's overwhelming. The constant barrage of press about him is
Speaker 3: too much for my brain to take, I have to
Speaker 3: tell you. And I look at my Instagram, you know,
Speaker 3: doom scrolling feed, and there's a million of those little
Speaker 3: dots on the top because every time I see something
Speaker 3: that is more evidence and proof of just how bad
Speaker 3: a position we're in with this president, I post it,
Speaker 3: you know, and for good or for bad, you know,
Speaker 3: there are people who are angry at it. And think
Speaker 3: that it's rude and it's you know, un American. But
Speaker 3: I disagree. I think what happened at the UFC at
Speaker 3: the White House was un American. I believe what happened
Speaker 3: with the reflecting pool is un American. I believe having
Speaker 3: concentration camps is un American. Taking away women's right to
Speaker 3: bodily autonomy is un American. There are so many things
Speaker 3: that we have fixed and cured in our culture that
Speaker 3: don't need revisiting. And all of those Supreme Court judges
Speaker 3: who said, no, that is what is it called spoken
Speaker 3: law or precedent. That is precedent, and we wouldn't do
Speaker 3: anything to change that. And look what happened. I mean,
Speaker 3: the Supreme Court now is a joke. And with that
Speaker 3: horrific decision to give him immunity, he's now robbing us
Speaker 3: blind in broad daylight, to the tune of billions of dollars.
Speaker 3: He paid someone fourteen million dollars to paint the reflecting
Speaker 3: pool without asking any environmentalists or scientists or art historians
Speaker 3: why they did it the way they did it.
Speaker 1: Are getting a competitive bid, well, he's supposed to do
Speaker 1: in government.
Speaker 3: He's a grifter. His sons get all of the companies
Speaker 3: they buy and then he gives them the contract and
Speaker 3: it's he's a grifter. He's a plain and simple growth.
Speaker 1: Fucking reflecting pool is more green than ever.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's ruined. I mean you know it's ruined.
Speaker 3: And then they tried to pour in hydrogen peroxide and
Speaker 3: now the paint is peeling off in chunks, so it
Speaker 3: looks like tar in the middle of it. It's like
Speaker 3: everything he touches dies.
Speaker 1: Everything he touches, he's got the reverse midas touch correct.
Speaker 1: Everything he touches turns to shit. Yes, would you.
Speaker 3: Ever come back when he's gone?
Speaker 1: So you will come back?
Speaker 3: Yes, because I have a new grandson. I miss my
Speaker 3: grown children. I have four grown children and a teenager,
Speaker 3: and the four grown children are still very needy of
Speaker 3: a mother. And I, you know, didn't have parents at
Speaker 3: that age, so I never did my adult life with parents,
Speaker 3: like when I moved out and did stand up at
Speaker 3: eighteen years old or sixteen when I started, I didn't
Speaker 3: have parents to guide me like I so I have
Speaker 3: no idea Like when my phone rings at like three
Speaker 3: in the morning and it's my twenty three year old
Speaker 3: daughter with an issue. She can't get her car out
Speaker 3: of the twenty four hour parking because the guy's asleep
Speaker 3: and she doesn't know what to do, and she's crying
Speaker 3: on Tenth Avenue, you know.
Speaker 1: And you're in Ireland and I'm in Ireland.
Speaker 3: Where it's five hours ahead, and it's you know, and
Speaker 3: they just really do need me, and more importantly, I
Speaker 3: need them, and I want to be around and have
Speaker 3: Clay around her family, which I think is very necessary.
Speaker 1: And because of.
Speaker 3: The type of autism that Clay has, it's very lonely
Speaker 3: in a house with just us, right because she likes
Speaker 3: to isolate. They like to isolate, They like to do
Speaker 3: their computer, they like to draw, and they're very very
Speaker 3: happy alone. They don't have friends over, they don't want
Speaker 3: to go out particularly. They want to stay in the
Speaker 3: house and then come out of their room every so
Speaker 3: often and tell me what's going on in their game
Speaker 3: and show me what they the new skin they got
Speaker 3: for the Dandy's World, you know, and I get lonely.
Speaker 1: Your mom died when you were ten years old, and
Speaker 1: it was a devastating, devastating, devastating event in your life
Speaker 1: that has shaped you, I think since then. Totally. So
Speaker 1: how did you learn to be a mom?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what the show that I just wrote is about.
Speaker 3: I went to Ireland and everywhere I looked, I saw
Speaker 3: my mother's face everywhere I looked. And the fact that
Speaker 3: what do you mean by that? My mother was one
Speaker 3: hundred percent Irish, as was my dad, and I stopped
Speaker 3: seeing her face in nineteen seventy three. But now I'm
Speaker 3: in a country where everyone has my genetic makeup and
Speaker 3: we looked similar. And I would see an eighty year
Speaker 3: old woman at tesco picking up the fruit and I
Speaker 3: would go, my God, if my mother had lived, that
Speaker 3: would be my mother, you know. And you don't see
Speaker 3: it so much in the US because it's not all
Speaker 3: of the same ethnicity. It's a melting pot, right, so
Speaker 3: you have all different kinds of people, right. I wasn't
Speaker 3: in an enclave of all Irish people growing up, but
Speaker 3: I am now. And this was a show that I
Speaker 3: wrote to introduce my origin story to the Irish people,
Speaker 3: and to open it with my mother's death and to
Speaker 3: close it with the last time I saw her. And
Speaker 3: you know, people cry in the audience. It's sad and
Speaker 3: it also has great It's called common knowledge, because that's
Speaker 3: what Clay always says. Clay is very, very smart. She
Speaker 3: has the vocabulary of a college student. And when we
Speaker 3: watch Jeopardy, she knows all the answers and it's very disconcerting.
Speaker 3: And so Alex Trebek, this is a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: Alex Trebek was there saying, which is the deepest part
Speaker 3: of the earth ever recorded? And she looks up from
Speaker 3: the iPad and says, what is the Marianna Trench? And
Speaker 3: I look at her and say, what is the Marianna Trench?
Speaker 3: And she says, it's the deepest part of the earth
Speaker 3: ever recorded. Come on, mommy, that's common knowledge. And I
Speaker 3: said what's common knowledge? She said things that everyone should
Speaker 3: know but not everyone does. And I said, like what?
Speaker 3: And she listed off ten things in a row, like
Speaker 3: Cleopatra lived closer to the advent of the iPhone than
Speaker 3: the completion of the Pyramids of Giza. Common knowledge. And
Speaker 3: I run in the bathroom with my phone and I
Speaker 3: google the shit out of that, and sure enough, every
Speaker 3: single thing they said was right.
Speaker 1: Okay, So how does it feel when your thirteen year
Speaker 1: old knows more than you two?
Speaker 3: Well, I had to give it up I'm like this,
Speaker 3: Were you ever a celebrity Jeopardy?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I won the first time, you fucking won.
Speaker 1: I'd been on twice. First time I came in, second,
Speaker 1: second time I bombed.
Speaker 3: First time I beat Robert gam Junior and Ed Bagley Junior,
Speaker 3: and the second time Carol Burnett kicked my sorry ass.
Speaker 1: Okay, but if you're gonna lose to somebody.
Speaker 3: Of course I would everyone. You know, Carol Burnett, living legend.
Speaker 3: Come on, who were.
Speaker 1: Your inspirations as you were growing up?
Speaker 3: Barsabera, Bet, Julie Andrews. Julie Andrews was like, you know,
Speaker 3: Florence Henderson, all the people Cheetah Liza that I would
Speaker 3: see on Broadway. I would stand by the stage door
Speaker 3: and you know, get their autographs and see the cast
Speaker 3: members sweaty, and you know, for me, Hollywood was a vague,
Speaker 3: illusionary place. I didn't know how to get there or
Speaker 3: what it was like. I had never been to California.
Speaker 3: I had never even been to Florida until Madonna brought
Speaker 3: me there after leg of.
Speaker 1: Their own Madonna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I remember being there going this is the
Speaker 3: way to live. If I ever have any money, I'm
Speaker 3: going to buy a house. And when I got my show,
Speaker 3: and I've been friends with Gloria and Emilia for a
Speaker 3: long time, and they said, you know, you're gonna come
Speaker 3: buy on Star Island, and they convinced me to buy
Speaker 3: on Star Island, and I was so grateful to them
Speaker 3: for doing that.
Speaker 1: Have Madonna's eyebrows grown back? I remember you thought that
Speaker 1: was very weird.
Speaker 3: I don't remember. And she didn't have eyebrows, but she
Speaker 3: has him now.
Speaker 1: I remember you saying, why did she do that?
Speaker 3: What's up with the eyebrows? Yes, but you know, I
Speaker 3: mean listen, I think she looks gorgeous lately, looks good.
Speaker 3: She looks good, and you know, to be sixty eight
Speaker 3: years old and still able to do what she's doing
Speaker 3: with these Number one Confessions on the Dance Floor Part
Speaker 3: two is pretty astounding.
Speaker 1: It's the last time you saw her in concert.
Speaker 3: The last tour when she opened that, the tour that
Speaker 3: she just finished. And I think she's going to go
Speaker 3: again with this record.
Speaker 1: And I saw her in concert and she had Ricky
Speaker 1: Martin in a chair and she was like practically giving
Speaker 1: him a lap dance. I don't know who I was.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, the entire thing was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want to give Ricky Martin. Yeah, who doesn't realize it's
Speaker 1: a waste of time.
Speaker 3: That's one of the most beautiful humans that ever lived. Physically,
Speaker 3: he absolutely is a stunning human specimen. But you know,
Speaker 3: I hosted the Grammys when he was first introduced and
Speaker 3: he came out and did that big number with all
Speaker 3: of those things that are at car washes, those floppy members. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: And I remember saying when he was finished, who the
Speaker 3: hell was that?
Speaker 1: You didn't know who Ricky was before then? No? Oh,
Speaker 1: kai had never heard of him. You didn't know Manodle.
Speaker 3: No, Well, I knew who Manude, that Manuda was a
Speaker 3: rock group of Hispanic boys, but I didn't know that
Speaker 3: Ricky Martin was in it. And that was the first time.
Speaker 3: And I remember Tommy Mottola saying to me, well, he
Speaker 3: just launched his whole career and he was representing him
Speaker 3: at that time, and you know, it was pretty overwhelming
Speaker 3: and impressive. And I've been so proud to see all
Speaker 3: he's done with care.
Speaker 1: And he is. He's also good people. He is such
Speaker 1: a good guy with such a big heart, great father,
Speaker 1: stands up for his community and it's just I mean,
Speaker 1: Ricky's just a good human being. Yeah, but let me
Speaker 1: talk about somebody else's looking damn good lately. Who's that
Speaker 1: Rosie o'donald?
Speaker 3: Oh little money. It took me about a year to
Speaker 3: convince myself I was allowed to do it. A lot
Speaker 3: of my friends had it done.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: You okay, you said to me, because we were texting
Speaker 1: about this the other day, because I'm having like facelift
Speaker 1: env right now. Yeah, look at this thing. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a pussy where my neck used to be. I understand, okay,
Speaker 1: And you you said to me, you said to me
Speaker 1: that that all the headlines were about you having Ocempic face. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So you how long? How much did you lose?
Speaker 3: About sixty five pounds? I've lost sixty Yeah, but I've
Speaker 3: been on it three years. So I do the lowest
Speaker 3: dose for a year, that the two point five. Then
Speaker 3: I did a year at five, and now I'm just
Speaker 3: finishing a year at seven point five. So then I'll
Speaker 3: go up one more time and then I'll be done.
Speaker 3: And you know, don't want to do more. I wanted
Speaker 3: to go slow because I know that it overwhelms me
Speaker 3: when I have lost it quick before and everyone's reaction.
Speaker 3: I like doing it at a slow pace. I like
Speaker 3: how it feels that I'm not sick, that I've never
Speaker 3: had any kind of side effects.
Speaker 1: You have never had side effects, not one. You have
Speaker 1: never had to run to the bathroom, never, Rosie. I
Speaker 1: cannot tell you how many bathrooms between the View Studio
Speaker 1: and LaGuardia I have been, really.
Speaker 3: Please, I never had one. Now, did you go up
Speaker 3: quickly on the dosage?
Speaker 1: Yes, I did it quickly. Now, now that you would
Speaker 1: tell me your theory, I'm thinking I should have done that.
Speaker 1: I went into an Asian market once because, like I'll
Speaker 1: tell my driver, Courtney, you have got to get off
Speaker 1: this highway and we need to find a bathroom. You
Speaker 1: got five minutes stopped anywhere. I went into an Asian
Speaker 1: market and they're like, you've got to buy something to
Speaker 1: close the bathroom. I left that market holding a peking
Speaker 1: duck in my high end, gave it to Courtney. I
Speaker 1: have been to like Dominican barbershops.
Speaker 2: I have been.
Speaker 1: I mean the possibility that I will stop by your
Speaker 1: house if you are between the View Studio and or
Speaker 1: your establishment. You've never had one issue.
Speaker 3: Not one but again I did a year on two
Speaker 3: point five. The doctor kept saying, I want you to
Speaker 3: go up. I'm like, I'm fine as it is, like,
Speaker 3: how do you feel? I feel really a lot better.
Speaker 3: And I had as a result of losing the weight,
Speaker 3: I had that same kind of neck thing and I
Speaker 3: had two very deep grooves right here that are called
Speaker 3: Marionette lines.
Speaker 1: You said to me, I looked sad when I feel
Speaker 1: so happy.
Speaker 3: Right because people in Ireland be like, are you all right, darling?
Speaker 3: You look like you're not upset?
Speaker 1: Are you upset? Love?
Speaker 3: And I'll be like, no, this is just my face,
Speaker 3: you know. And then I got so sick of it
Speaker 3: that you know, I was happy there for the first
Speaker 3: time in a long time. I was happy, and I
Speaker 3: felt stress free. And you know, aside from being lonely
Speaker 3: and missing my kids, I loved the community there. I
Speaker 3: love the country. I love the way that they take
Speaker 3: care of each other. I was telling you at the
Speaker 3: beginning that I got in this car and this guy
Speaker 3: cut us off. It was a lim guy, SUV and
Speaker 3: uber and we pull up to the light and I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: oh no, they're going to have a fight, and Clays
Speaker 3: in the car. We just arrived and he rolls down
Speaker 3: his window and he looks out and he says, how you.
Speaker 1: Doing, friend?
Speaker 3: Are you all right?
Speaker 2: Good for you?
Speaker 3: You use your blaker next time, my buddy, You'll be okay.
Speaker 3: And I said, why did you do that? He almost
Speaker 3: killed us? He said, well, you know, Rosie, he could
Speaker 3: be your cousin. I was like, only in Ireland, right, good? See,
Speaker 3: people know each everyone knows each other.
Speaker 1: You had been though a critic of people who had
Speaker 1: faith lifts.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yes, not just a critic. I didn't
Speaker 3: understand it like my friends who were overdoing.
Speaker 1: How old were you when you were not understanding it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Some of them started in their forties, right, And I
Speaker 3: was like, what are you doing? You know, sometimes someone
Speaker 3: looks so different. So I really interviewed a lot of doctors,
Speaker 3: like a lot, and a lot of them had too
Speaker 3: many suggestions for what they wanted to do. And I said,
Speaker 3: I want only from here down. I want you to
Speaker 3: fix my neck, and I want you to fix these lines.
Speaker 3: Leave everything else, because you know, I want to be
Speaker 3: able to play seventy year old women in six years.
Speaker 3: I want to be able to be the grandmother in
Speaker 3: some sitcom or you know, the crazy ant. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to look different. I wanted to look like myself,
Speaker 3: just refreshed. And that's exactly what this doctor did. And
Speaker 3: you know, I tell everyone his name, Doctor Mark Zimbler.
Speaker 3: If you want to use them on Park Avenue. Very expensive.
Speaker 1: You said it costs you more than a car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like it costs like right, drive better cars.
Speaker 3: Well that's true.
Speaker 1: Oh my friends say that, I mean, what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you driving?
Speaker 3: Well, I've driven every car that's on the Ugliest Car
Speaker 3: List in the last twenty years without trying to do it.
Speaker 3: Like I loved my Pet Cruiser. I thought it was
Speaker 3: the greatest car in the world.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: I know, it's all tin and it's not and they
Speaker 3: don't even make them anymore. But I can't. I can't
Speaker 3: justify spending like, you know, six figures on a car.
Speaker 3: It seems insane to me. I remember when Gloria bought Emilio,
Speaker 3: that crazy ass mayback, yes, and I remember saying her,
Speaker 3: that's a house. He's driving around in a house for
Speaker 3: one of your kids.
Speaker 1: But he's a refugee. He deserves it. Well, he lost
Speaker 1: everything in Cuba.
Speaker 3: That's true, that's true. He did. They deserve whatever. They've
Speaker 3: worked hard and they've made such a wonderful go of
Speaker 3: their life, and I love having them in my world.
Speaker 1: But when we were texting about your face lift, which
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the envious killing me. I'm as green
Speaker 1: as that fucking reflecting pool. When we were texting about it,
Speaker 1: you said you felt that it was like a little
Speaker 1: bit of a betrayal to feminism, and you've always felt
Speaker 1: that to yourself to be a feminist.
Speaker 3: I don't have a feminist all right, And I said
Speaker 3: to you, I.
Speaker 1: Think you've got it all wrong, because making yourself happy
Speaker 1: as a woman is feminism. I totally agree.
Speaker 3: But when Jane Fonda had hers I remember she had
Speaker 3: a lot of complaints from people like me who are
Speaker 3: just young girls who looked up.
Speaker 1: You had the Kohonis to criticize Jane Fonda.
Speaker 3: No, I never criticized her.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's like in a difference, She's like, oh, of course, no.
Speaker 3: I mean, and she's she's somebody I totally look up
Speaker 3: to for how she's lived her life for social justice.
Speaker 3: It is, you know what I admire most about people
Speaker 3: who are in the public eye and use their fame
Speaker 3: for the common good, and she is definitely.
Speaker 1: One of them. So let's talk about something that you
Speaker 1: just mentioned. Yes, Chelsea, Yes, your daughter who is in
Speaker 1: prison to be twenty nine in August. She's gonna be
Speaker 1: twenty nine in August, and she's in prison because of
Speaker 1: meth possession selling.
Speaker 3: I believeth Yes.
Speaker 1: And you were you just went to Wisconsin to visit her.
Speaker 3: Yes, in prison.
Speaker 1: Oh, Elsie, I don't even know. I want to ask
Speaker 1: you because it's just so heartbreaking. The whole thing.
Speaker 3: It was heartbreaking, it really was. And you know when
Speaker 3: she asked me, which she never really does, but she's
Speaker 3: been sober for the whole time she's been in there.
Speaker 1: You send me pictures and she looks great.
Speaker 3: She looks fantastic, right, Yes, that really made me. You
Speaker 3: know when she walked through into the visiting area, and
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 1: Is this is the first time you've been to a prison.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I visited Martha Stewart, I visited Michael Cohen, and I
Speaker 3: visited Lyle Menendez.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, if I'm ever in jail, please call Rose o'donald. Well.
Speaker 3: You know, here's the thing, Martha Stewart I felt was
Speaker 3: treated unfairly yes, she were a man, she never would
Speaker 3: have been put in that position.
Speaker 1: Donald RUMs down way it worse.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 3: Well, And I wrote to her and said, and I
Speaker 3: didn't know or I had never had dinner with her.
Speaker 3: She only had been on my show and I had
Speaker 3: been on hers, and we had a wonderful kind of
Speaker 3: teasing relationship, you know. I like look up to her
Speaker 3: as a crafty person. She's pretty unbelievable. And I said,
Speaker 3: if she ever needs anything, please let me, you know.
Speaker 3: And her assistant called me two months later and said,
Speaker 3: she'd like you to go visit her. And of course
Speaker 3: I start to cry because I thought she doesn't really
Speaker 3: know me, right, And how sad is that, you know?
Speaker 3: And so I went and I had to get a
Speaker 3: private plane to go there because no flights go right
Speaker 3: to Lynchburg, Virginia. And I went in and I made
Speaker 3: sure to not be dressed up nice and you know,
Speaker 3: not have my hair blown or anything. And I'm sitting
Speaker 3: there looking like a shlub, and she walks in like
Speaker 3: she's just been in a Scavoloh photoshoot. She Joe Lenn
Speaker 3: bleached her hair in prison, so it looked like she
Speaker 3: just had her hair dyed. She cinched her greens, so
Speaker 3: she was like stylist, you know. But the funniest thing was, now,
Speaker 3: mind you, I've never really had a one on one
Speaker 3: conversation with her, and I sat down and I said, so, Martha,
Speaker 3: how are you and what do you miss the most
Speaker 3: from the life in the free world? And she said
Speaker 3: the flavor of lemon. When that Anna was when I
Speaker 3: knew she was autistic. I honestly think she may be
Speaker 3: autistic because that is such an interesting the flavor of lemon.
Speaker 1: I said, if you would have told me, I would
Speaker 1: have shoved one up my hula.
Speaker 3: I would have totally got that in for you.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, at least well for me, maybe not,
Speaker 1: but for those trampy girls perhaps. Okay, so let's go
Speaker 1: back to visiting Chelsea. So she's in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: She's in Wisconsin. She's been sober now for a year
Speaker 3: and a half. That's pretty amazing. She doesn't have adequate
Speaker 3: psychological care there, so she doesn't have any medication at
Speaker 3: this point, which I was concerned about as well. But
Speaker 3: she's doing very well. And you know, she ran away
Speaker 3: at seventeen to her birth mother, and she was born
Speaker 3: addicted to drugs, so she never really had a chance.
Speaker 3: And when she got back to the place that she
Speaker 3: was born, you know, there weren't a lot of options
Speaker 3: for her, and she made some pretty bad decisions and
Speaker 3: bad choices. And she has four children and your grandchildren,
Speaker 3: which I haven't you know, I've only met them in
Speaker 3: person twice. And you know, but since she's been in
Speaker 3: prison and sober, she calls me every day. We talk
Speaker 3: for twenty minutes until the phone says, you only have
Speaker 3: one minute left on this prison call. When we first
Speaker 3: started talking, you know, those announcements interrupt your conversation and
Speaker 3: it's very jarring. But now we've gotten to the point
Speaker 3: where we know exactly how long they take. We stop
Speaker 3: talking and we can jump in right as the woman
Speaker 3: has done. It's like we now are established in the
Speaker 3: telephone vernacular of prison life.
Speaker 1: In an ironic ways. Is the most time you've kind
Speaker 1: of connected.
Speaker 3: With her, yes, because you know, I think that she
Speaker 3: always had a hard time with that connecting with people,
Speaker 3: and you know, didn't really have a lot of relationships
Speaker 3: with friends, and you know, I think she's had a
Speaker 3: hard time and and uh.
Speaker 1: Roh, there's so many families in America. I know that's
Speaker 1: what addiction and dealing with it. My husband's daughter was
Speaker 1: in prison and he and he tells me what it
Speaker 1: was like to, you know, go up to Palm Beach
Speaker 1: from Miami every weekend to go visit her. But how
Speaker 1: do keep people keep putting one foot in front of
Speaker 1: the other and not let this consume their lives?
Speaker 3: Like what's it consumed my life for a while? This
Speaker 3: is not the first time she's been in jail, but
Speaker 3: it's the first time she's been in prison. So she
Speaker 3: had been in jail two or three times before this,
Speaker 3: and this time. You know, she was in a program
Speaker 3: called Drug Court where if you have only drug charges,
Speaker 3: then you can get into this rehab type facility where
Speaker 3: you live there and get yourself healthy and well, and
Speaker 3: you have to follow the rules or you go back
Speaker 3: and serve your sentence. And that's what happened to her.
Speaker 3: She had to go back and serve her sentence, and
Speaker 3: that's what she's doing now.
Speaker 1: I want to end with two things. One is we're
Speaker 1: at the this year is the two hundred and fiftieth
Speaker 1: anniversary of America, and I just saw a poll where
Speaker 1: a lot of folks are not proud of their country.
Speaker 1: For me, I separated. I separated between I'm proud of
Speaker 1: America and being an American. I'm ashamed of this government.
Speaker 3: I feel the same way. I love this country. I'm
Speaker 3: an American through and through. I believe in the founding Fathers,
Speaker 3: and I believe in this experiment of democracy that we've
Speaker 3: had going for two hundre in fifty years. It's one
Speaker 3: of the oldest ones functioning in the world today. And
Speaker 3: we used to be a beacon of light and hope
Speaker 3: for the rest of the world. And I think we
Speaker 3: have fallen in stature in such a degrading way that
Speaker 3: it's painful physically to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see if glory answers. I'm gonna see if
Speaker 1: this bitch answers, because I feel like you haven't had
Speaker 1: enough flown exactly there's you. I mean, I I just
Speaker 1: feel like thet's like your entire flown experience has not worked.
Speaker 3: Well. You know what, when I come on the view, oh.
Speaker 1: Me eos o'donald. By the way, this bitch looks so good.
Speaker 1: You don't even understand, you know, she got this rosy o'donald.
Speaker 1: She looks No I'm I am doing a podcast live
Speaker 1: with Rosy right now.
Speaker 3: High Glow, High Glow.
Speaker 1: It looks so amazing.
Speaker 2: Beautiful.
Speaker 3: Thank you, honey. I finally I finally decided, you know,
Speaker 3: pull it a little bit and see what happens. He well,
Speaker 3: just thank you so much, Gloria.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm telling Rosie that I do not accept
Speaker 1: that she does not like flaw. I don't feel like
Speaker 1: she's had the right flow.
Speaker 2: Oh girl, I've been down the road.
Speaker 3: We've been down the road more than twenty years.
Speaker 2: You've done everything possible.
Speaker 1: It's very true.
Speaker 2: I gave it the best flown there is, which was
Speaker 2: from Laurios at the time and everything, and Nope, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not having it. You change your mind about doing
Speaker 2: your face. You could change your mind about Flynn.
Speaker 3: Listen, glow. Next time I see you, me Anna and
Speaker 3: you are gonna go have some flawn now.
Speaker 1: I think you need to make flun I think if
Speaker 1: you see what's in it, you're gonna change your mind.
Speaker 3: Well, if it's goofy and flem like, I'm not going there.
Speaker 2: She likes. I think it's a texture thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a texture thing. I like it more custody.
Speaker 1: She said, glow. She said she doesn't like it because
Speaker 1: it's like the textures, like oysters. I said, bitch, you're
Speaker 1: a lesbian. What's your problem with oysters?
Speaker 2: But it's not custardy. You want custody or you don't
Speaker 2: like us.
Speaker 3: I would like it more custody than flemy.
Speaker 2: Okay, but custody is more flemy.
Speaker 3: No, custard is like a firm consistency, like a key
Speaker 3: lime pie, not like a mushy oyster.
Speaker 1: Why don't we give her I got a flamb the casel.
Speaker 2: We could make you a firmer, a cheese flam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing this. I'm gonna get her back in Miami.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell her all about Basuda when we get
Speaker 1: off the podcast and she's got a she's got a
Speaker 1: one woman show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come and see me. All right, honey, what are
Speaker 3: the dads? July twenty second through August eighth. Okay, I
Speaker 3: love your glow here in New York, New York.
Speaker 1: You're in New York. No, No, we're not going to
Speaker 1: fucking Ireland for some show.
Speaker 3: I love you, I love you, glow Hi to Amelio.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not giving up on the fan no, no,
Speaker 1: we could try that. I love you.
Speaker 3: I thank you for spending this time, thank you for
Speaker 3: having me, and I'm so proud of you all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud to be your friend. Thank you, ro
Speaker 1: Thank you, Honey. I love you. I love you. That
Speaker 1: was it for this week's Bleep with Anna Navarro. What
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