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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. There's on your host, Catholic?

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Speaker 1: Is that Kevin pol Was that timing up at last? No? Actually,

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Speaker 1: I think my favorite episode of the Twilight Zone is

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Speaker 1: called nick of Time with William Shatterer. But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's mean our Optimus? Shall we no particular orders? Say

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Speaker 1: hello to returning guests Alchemist, Caroline Cotter, Carol to the marrow.

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Speaker 1: What was it again that sneaks in through your sink faucet?

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Speaker 1: A big chunky snake? Yeah right, big fat one? Have

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Speaker 1: you named it? Ralph? Sure? Look the other way. It's

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Speaker 1: Craig Kawsby. What does purple mean to you these days? Well,

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Speaker 1: it reminds me of the late Prince. Sure, Uh, doggning Prince.

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Speaker 1: He was a chocolate lab and uh he was actually

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Speaker 1: really tolled. You can play any instrument? Did someone say,

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Speaker 1: James Ceney Jiminy jamboree? What is your favorite number? And why?

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Speaker 1: Number two? I was born on December two. It's the

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Speaker 1: lucky number. What is that? Did I? Did I cut

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Speaker 1: you off? Done? Number two? Yeah? Does that have any

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Speaker 1: other two? Done? Number two? What are you gonna do? James?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna do? One. Are you gonna Oh no, it's

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Speaker 1: not related to shifting. No, it's it's my lucky number.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of reasons why, probably mostly because it's

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Speaker 1: born in the second of December. Oh hell yes, it's

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado Criss Cross Apple Sauce. Do you think threes company? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: someone's not being left out. Yeah, I enjoy that. I

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Speaker 1: enjoy that. Okay, I enjoy that. And last, but made

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Speaker 1: the turkey carve you? If you think it leaves, it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer, Joe Gina Jenkins. If the shoe fits, smell it.

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Speaker 1: That's correct. All right, let's get to the damn show.

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Speaker 1: As always, would like to invite you to become a

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Speaker 1: We just recorded another one last weekend at the live

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Speaker 1: you leave a message, could be a question for Joey,

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Speaker 1: what's the deal? Why do you do it? A request

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Speaker 1: what evs will reply? And also you get a video

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Speaker 1: of our cast hangouts at my place and you can

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Speaker 1: you know, propose questions and all your scene suggestions get priority,

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Speaker 1: as we'll read a couple today, So please go to

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Speaker 1: join the super fans. Go to patreon dot com slash

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Speaker 1: alchemy this. That's patreon dot com alchemy slash alchemy this.

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Speaker 1: Almost all of our scene suggestions today are in fact

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Speaker 1: gathered from our listener emails. If you'd like to submit yours,

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Speaker 1: please write to the podcast. I go through the emails,

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Speaker 1: by the way, and I love you all very much

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Speaker 1: for writing them. If for some reason your scene suggestion

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Speaker 1: It is, or your suggestions sucked and it will never

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Speaker 1: get That happens of the best of us. I suck

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Speaker 1: on occasion most of the time. So writers, if you

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Speaker 1: want your scene in the show, your name here talking

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Speaker 1: to this dot com. That's your name here at our

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Speaker 1: first scene in fact come from a Patreon v I

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Speaker 1: p name Mark Dwyer returning champion Mark Dwyer who wrote

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Speaker 1: this is for Kevin James request, so he doesn't see suggestion.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. It It helps a lot. Yeah, that we

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Speaker 1: Apparently you guys had an exchange where you said, please

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Speaker 1: say this is for Kevin's Yeah. Well, I had mentioned

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Speaker 1: sometimes I can forget stuff. You do so many drugs. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's not say that publicly. Yeah, what image? Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean I've always tried to put this image of completely square.

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Speaker 1: so glad you created a Patreon. I love all the

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Speaker 1: benefits of being an alcomaniac. That's what he is. He's

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Speaker 1: an alco maniac. That's the top tier. I suggest everyone

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Speaker 1: I P. I suggested the Live Police scene, and I

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Speaker 1: for their yearbook. I've always wondered what would happen if

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Speaker 1: I know what the poor best has to worry about this.

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Speaker 1: Uh maybe you can all help out with by playing

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Speaker 1: that up. Always your biggest fan. Marked Wire from Elliott City, Maryland. PS.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to call in at the next hangout,

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Speaker 1: Mark Dar okay, thank you for that. Uh next customer,

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Speaker 1: please here, if you could just this is my laptop.

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Speaker 1: Uh well, I'm moving in with my girlfriend and i'd

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Speaker 1: Appreciate that very much. Less information, It's probably better for

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Speaker 1: us while you're here. Like everything we say to each

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Speaker 1: Thank god, no confidentiality, No confidentiality. Let me take this

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Speaker 1: It's just my browser history. It's just everyone's got a

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Speaker 1: browser history, sir. None of them are clean, none of them.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I kind of just wanted. We're not really

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Speaker 1: Well then I guess I don't need confidentiality. So here's

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Speaker 1: a real problem. Is this is just every time I

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Speaker 1: turn on my computer, a hundred screens of pornography pop up,

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Speaker 1: and I just needed to stop. Oh you'd like all

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Speaker 1: the previous searchers did not. Well, whatever it is that's

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Speaker 1: it's just embarrassing. Like now, when you say Buddhist, I

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Speaker 1: like a euphemism. It's when I get that boody called

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Sometimes I enjoy the pop up. Uh well,

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Speaker 1: know what that has to do with. Sorry, when you're

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Speaker 1: watching a movie, you put close captions on so you

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Speaker 1: know what's happening? Well, sometimes words will go over my

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing it, So you create your own uh, my

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Speaker 1: own You're on non screen model on No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing what they say. But sometimes people mumble, and

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Speaker 1: Was the last movie you had this issue with? I? Ever,

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Speaker 1: I don't have the issue because I always have closed

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Speaker 1: captions on laptop. Fix, sir. I think I might benefit

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Speaker 1: kind of great. Well, it's the problem is is the

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Speaker 1: the words appear in the Sorry, do you fix the

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Speaker 1: crack screens? Sorry? This is the genius barstor you have

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Speaker 1: to have an appointment. I just asked, do you do

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Speaker 1: fix crack screens? All my question? You mean the store itself?

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Speaker 1: Can we fix a crack screen? I'm very sorry, By

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Speaker 1: have an appointment. You have an appointment, and you, sir,

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Speaker 1: do not. Yeah. I just every all the red shirt

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking a survey. I came up here because

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Speaker 1: I bought the guy damn phone from you people. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to see if you fix the screen. Sir. I

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Speaker 1: didn't create your problem. Whatever it is you got, you

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Speaker 1: gotta correct screen man. Yeah, I do. Come around the corner.

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Speaker 1: about that, sir. It's all right again. We'll get getting

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Speaker 1: back to your creating your own Uh. You're like if

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Speaker 1: you watch a film that's in Cantonese and then they

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Speaker 1: I'm not creating what they're speaking. So okay, just follow

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Speaker 1: me around this way, all right? Oh, this is really

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Speaker 1: Dirk back here. It's just part of the Apple store,

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Speaker 1: or is this No, No, we'll give you that impression.

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Speaker 1: We were just in an Apple Store's we were just

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Speaker 1: an app store. Yeah yeah, oh hey Bobby, we got

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Speaker 1: and welcome to the van. Van. You're in a van man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: space are like a seatbelt I could use or something? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. Work. By the way, Bobby, go work. You

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Speaker 1: said you can fix my screen? Is that right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: main street for my phone doesn't have any service? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: take a left. Don't throw anything, man, Stevie. Just I

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Speaker 1: that internal compass. What the internal You know? I got

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Speaker 1: a wacky compass? Yeah? Alright, My north is always changing.

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Speaker 1: Your hair looks great today. By the way, Stevie, were

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Speaker 1: you a dancer? Is how you got dropped in your head? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I bought the phone from Apple. I just I just

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Speaker 1: want my sisters happening. Bobby, this is happening, Mamber. We

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Speaker 1: take risks I had in bed to any fortune, regardless

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Speaker 1: of that funny. All right, all right, here's what I'm thinking.

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Speaker 1: We will attempt to fix this crack screen of yours.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking a hundred dollars for every number of the iPhone,

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Speaker 1: So six hundred bucks, six for bucks for a crack screen?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Are you serious? Dead serious? I'm not

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Speaker 1: dead serious. I pay six for the phone. I'm not

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Speaker 1: you guys have loose glass everywhere around here. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: so these subtitles are just for people that are hard

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Speaker 1: look at that big tits? So could you delete that one? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't look at cow. It's the same way that you.

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Speaker 1: Wow Wow, Oh brothers. Sister Seene too comes from Dan

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Speaker 1: who wrote High Alchemists Love the Show. I am currently

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Speaker 1: this is actually but in a totally platonic way. Yeah yeah,

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00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: Spirit of the force. Please can we remove this boon

415
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 1: as well? Okay I already said I never take back

416
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: but okay, yes I sent a precedent, and yes I

417
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 1: don't have to dance together an maybe maybe you have

418
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: a boon request? Oh, can we grant you a wish.

419
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 1: We'll wish your wish for you. That's a great idea.

420
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 1: Maybe we can make a wish for you that you're

421
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 1: gonna you don't have to sing anymore. I just love

422
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 1: the forest. If you're not careful, he's going to start

423
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 1: dancing too. What do you I'm sure you have everything

424
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: you want, but what's something you need or you know

425
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say? Well, I wish that this

426
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: forest wasn't disappearing at the rate of a year, but

427
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: like something fun that we can play with. Yeah, yeah,

428
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: like you know, we did singing and dancing. That was fun.

429
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 1: Like what else? I guess because I am of the forest,

430
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: I've never left the forest. I do wonder let's wish

431
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: for a city to be built here? Yeah, I'd still

432
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: be here. Yes, yeah, you never have to leave. Let's

433
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: wish for city to be built right here? No, but

434
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: but then then the city right here, I wish we're

435
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: a city to be built right here, shall be granted

436
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: right away. We gotta kill all these guy damned squirrels.

437
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh there's war right away. Wow, spear of the forest.

438
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: Please take this boon away. I try't take the boon away.

439
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: Shot it twice third times to charm. All right, all right,

440
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 1: the boon shall be ungranted. Oh my god, that was

441
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: not as cool as I can. Oh man, I got

442
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: shot in the way there. I do have an herb

443
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: that will take care of that. Okay, let's see. Oh no,

444
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: when when the city was built all of the medicinal

445
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: herbs were destroyed. When you've got the river, use your cards?

446
00:25:55,119 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 1: I got this, yeah, please, okay, what's our question? Um,

447
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 1: there's a bullet hole in my leg? Can we fix

448
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: the bullet hole in your lege? Okay? First card right here,

449
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: have swords? Okay? The second one is okay, another cup

450
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: of swords? What I thought it was one of each card?

451
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: I mixed tex okay, magic the gathering it is. It

452
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: looks like we have obsidian eyeball and the last one

453
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: is Chevy caprice. Okay, I think it's complete. Okay, Okay, great,

454
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: So this says here that our swords are filled with

455
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: with wine. So that means that we're gonna be able

456
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: to cauterize the wound in bed and the hell, yeah

457
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Fear that. Hey, can we have just

458
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 1: a quick, a quick human meet up to give us

459
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: one to walk so far? I can hear anything. Well,

460
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: hey guys, okay, that's what I'm talking about. If we

461
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: sing into the wound. No, what if we shattered that

462
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: fucking stickman and make a splint for her leg? I

463
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: mean we could, there's like other twigs. Can you could

464
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: shatter this? Yeah? But his like leg twigs are so

465
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: THI yeah, okay, I got I got okay, here I

466
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: got this. Excuse me a spirit? Of course you want

467
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: to shatter my leg? You know you're a fucking idiot

468
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: if you think that. Can I can? I have one

469
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: of your squirrels that's running around your tummy, one of

470
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: my squirrel of your tummy squirrels. This tummy squirrel keeps

471
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: my digestion going. If I could just very complex, if

472
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: I could just put in my hand for a second,

473
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: that'd be great. Be sure you want to touch my

474
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: put in my hands. Okay, thank you so much. There

475
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: you go. Okay, put the head off here? If the

476
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: guts right in your room? That was that's where you

477
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: came up with that. I thought we were shatter That

478
00:27:52,520 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: squirrel is the king of squirrels. Okay, squirrel they're dying everywhere.

479
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh ship, Oh my god, what's going on what's happening.

480
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: They're all forming to one giant squirrel went to Okay,

481
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: look there's another group of hikers appearing at the other

482
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: end of the floor. I have to greet them seven

483
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: made sorry, we've already done three boons and taking them back.

484
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,959
Speaker 1: I think you've abused the privilege way too much at

485
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: this boy. Okay, okay, okay, but I just keep these

486
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: squirrel guts in my leg. I don't look at me.

487
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think the answer would be nice.

488
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: This is what I was talking about the beginning of

489
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: the hike. I was to be just one example of

490
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: the many things that could go wrong. And of course

491
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: I know, listen, we've got to stick to the route, okay,

492
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: because we're gonna hit the waterfall by sunset, and that

493
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: makes us enough time to get it back to the car.

494
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: It makes it enough time up the words. All right,

495
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, okay, but you know what I'm saying. All right, yeah, alright,

496
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: let's just do this. Let's have a silent walk, all right,

497
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: like we used to do, just like we did in

498
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: the service. Here we go, and the spirit of the

499
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: whoa close that it was a bigfoot boot. Oh no,

500
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: there was a family that was living inside of it.

501
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: Look at this, there's baby squirrels kids what then say

502
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: family and then it's baby squirrel What are you talking about?

503
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: Baby squirrels are definitely part of a family. But that's

504
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: one of the families. They have to have parents. You

505
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: say family, the first thing might correct me if I'm wrong, boys,

506
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: But the first place my mind goes as people. Yeah,

507
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: first place my mind goes to when you say family,

508
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: when you hear your family, Yeah, of course, but not

509
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: you bigfoot, this twigs and ship? What my god? This thing?

510
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: You wicker man, use the barrel, the barrel of your

511
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: gun to move to stick around. It's reform. What is

512
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: going on? Let me grant you a boon? What is that?

513
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: A boob? A boon? Grand boobs could be a boob.

514
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: You can wish for whatever you'd like. I'd wish for

515
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: one boob, just to be wait a second. We want

516
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: at least four boobs. Yeah, one for each of us,

517
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: one of us on the ground, not attached to us.

518
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to boob on me. At least a

519
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: sea cup. Please please let the boon be granted four boobs.

520
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: It is oh hell nice, really nice. Good. How do

521
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: we take it with us stuck to the ground? Is

522
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: this gypsy? What is this? I'm not a gypsy. I

523
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: have the spirit for us. Look like a gypsy. I'm

524
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: not a gypsy. Prove it. Look anything you wish for.

525
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: Of course there's going to be a catch to it,

526
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: right there. I don't know what you expected out of

527
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: wishing for four solitary boobs, but this is what you've got.

528
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to use this boob in public. I

529
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: want to have this boob for myself in private. And

530
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: it's down next to these other three boobs. Well, there's

531
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: no take backs on boone's Yes, these are the rules

532
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: of the forest. So we just have to leave these

533
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: four boobs on the road for everybody else to find. Yes,

534
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: perhaps they'll serve as a marker making sacrifice here. And

535
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: you didn't have to cut the rice. Let's get another worst,

536
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: let's get another wish. So I did visit those other hikers,

537
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: and they were way worse than the four of you.

538
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: Thank god your back. By the way, her leg is

539
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: turning green and stinks. Stinks so bad. You put a

540
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: squirrel in my leg. You put a squirrel in my leg.

541
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to hell? Why would you think that would help?

542
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was a magical squirrel that had healing powers.

543
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: Why would you think that? Because I think that we

544
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: were going to use his stakes to make a split,

545
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: and now I have to lose my leg. I'm a dancer.

546
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: You're a dancer. What kind of dancing modern? Modern leg?

547
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: You also just turned thirty today, And I don't want

548
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: to be that guy, but like you're dancing, days are

549
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: kind of numbered and we've all kind of seen that.

550
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: You guys serious kind of missing a step lately? Are

551
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: you guys serious? I mean, you're not feeling as much

552
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: as you used But I thought you guys said that

553
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: you love coming to my dance shows and that I

554
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: did a really good job. We we love coming to

555
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: you know you do, but it's it's missing a step.

556
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: I never do this. I never do this, But I

557
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: just I hope what for you to dance forever? Dance

558
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: forever at the still level that you're at now. It's

559
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: at the level I'm at now. It sounds like my

560
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: level I met now is not as good as my

561
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: three years ago. Yeah, yeah, years ago. You want to

562
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: dance like you did when you were twenty seven. Yes, yes,

563
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: I would love that. Please. Okay, alright, the boon shall

564
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: be granted, though I can't have the spirit good so

565
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: much to dance on this leg. Okay, people, listen, Okay,

566
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: these are auditions for the Marionette swan leg in your

567
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: face action to Okay, it's a big thing. Stinks. I

568
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: can't dance with the room smelling like listen, everybody who stinks?

569
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: Who stinks? I'm sorry, I have a very fever. Um,

570
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: it's my leg. It's it's gang nous. Okay, well listen, okay,

571
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: let me just say this now. If you have an

572
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: opened wound, okay, please close the wound. Okay, people, cloth

573
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: or something? Cloth, I I got some. I got a

574
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: small dog. I can put that in there. Okay, excuse me,

575
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: my leg is Let you go from the top. Everyone,

576
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, are you trying to sign in for the audition?

577
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: You're made of sticks? Yes, I am the spirit of

578
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: the forest. You're not on my list and all Carol, Yeah,

579
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 1: we have a walk on audition. Ner. Okay, let's see. Okay, okay,

580
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: tall lanky, made of wood, animals running around inside. Let's

581
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: give him a chance. Let's give him. It is a him.

582
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: It is a him. Sure, okay, you know what you're doing?

583
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: Five movie movie movie? Oh wow, yes, yes, Now I

584
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 1: see what it's like to be human, to dance, to love,

585
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: to sing, time singing such an actor. Well, it's just

586
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: a dance, so no singing, and uh, we'll see. Okay,

587
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people got to get through. I

588
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: think I think we kind of know where everyone else stands,

589
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: except for the person with the stinky lights. And it's

590
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: not a stinky like, it's rotten like. Okay, you are

591
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 1: flush white and sweating, all right? And five oh my clean,

592
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: when they kill man, they'd be a catch. Wow. Wow.

593
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: Our last scene today is from will Alchemy. I have

594
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: been writing to you every day since the first podcast,

595
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,439
Speaker 1: only to find out that you don't expect you don't

596
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: accept handwritten mail. You should have specified that, and the

597
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: mailman should have never taken mail addressed to an email. Hilarious.

598
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: Always mistakes made and correct. My scene suggestion to you

599
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: comes from a dream that I had last night. Yes,

600
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,959
Speaker 1: I did wake up and instantly started writing this letter.

601
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: And I am not obsessed with the show you are.

602
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: I love this person. Suggestion you all go to Craig's house,

603
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: unlet to find that inside it's actually a park for

604
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,280
Speaker 1: dinosaurs ps. For some reason, in my dream, James didn't

605
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: understand what a dinosaur was and kept coming up with

606
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 1: excuses to what they were. I quote from my dream

607
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: and the quote begins, this is just a deer with

608
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: really sharp teeth. End quote that seems odd. Keep up

609
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: the good work. That's from Will. Will Man. I've never

610
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: been to Craig's place before. Kitchen at your place right now,

611
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: it's Craig. It was certainly a mistake that I didn't

612
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: get an invite, right, Yes, No, it's it was just

613
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: a type of or something in the email. I think

614
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: it was you were overlooked, overlooked. Yeah, we're the right way.

615
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it just is like this dirt road is

616
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: that I think he does in the east Side. It's not,

617
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of like hip over expecting a

618
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: dirt road. I know it was not. It's like nothing

619
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: out here. Yeah, I also feel I guess I thought

620
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: I had been here before, but now I definitely haven't.

621
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean you thought that would be weird

622
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,919
Speaker 1: if you thought you were Craigs before, and you guys

623
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: never think that you're like, Oh, I've been to this

624
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: person's house before, but you're just making it. Why would

625
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: I be a craigsplace? Yes, because we hooked up before,

626
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: so it's all crazy that I would be there. You

627
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: hooked up with Craig? Yes, you, guys, I hooked up

628
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: with Craig. Are you hooked up with Yes, you hooked

629
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: up with Craig. Hooked up with Craig. Are you talking

630
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: about the same Craig Craig Kamowski Craig Amouski. Yeah, I

631
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: hooked up with him. Are you serious? It was at

632
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: the the Facts Party, That's what I hooked up with him. Serious,

633
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Are you sure as you hooked up with

634
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: the Fact Party? Yes, Craigmouski, Yes, my friend craigmuk that's

635
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: the show. My ears are burning. Guys, what are you

636
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: doing here? Oh? I just figured everybody else from the

637
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: crew was invited. It was probably just I got left

638
00:37:55,360 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: off the I was just surprised. You have the biggest

639
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,919
Speaker 1: palm trees I have seen in californiaren't they nice? Yeah?

640
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 1: Cleg Mr Clegg is everything? Did I get water or something? Yeah?

641
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: Rinco get waters for everyone? Go? Where are you from

642
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: you guys want fizzy with fizzy water reflect all around? Okay, great,

643
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: fizzy fezy. Why are you pointing, James? Do you want

644
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: something to yeah, fishy water? I think is this? Yeah,

645
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: you don't get anything. Why are you grabbing my hand?

646
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: You don't get anything. It's okay, Rinco, It's it's all right.

647
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 1: You have been marked. It's a nice class. Okay, wow,

648
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: thanks for having Yeah, it's pretty nice. As thousands, two

649
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,479
Speaker 1: thousand anchors are acres? Why would it be? What's wrong

650
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: with you? What do you mean? I'm with him? Anchors

651
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: a nautical nautical way to the measure distance. Yes, if

652
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: you have two thousand anchors, that's likes. But if if

653
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: it was, if it was anchors, I bet like like

654
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 1: your standards. Subways probably like anchors, like the restaurant. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

655
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: there you go, Like the actual train would probably like

656
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 1: close to two subway that's a system. Speaking of subway,

657
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: I do have sandwiches coming. Yeah, I am hungry. Um,

658
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: was there a reason? I just want to get to

659
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 1: the thing in the room with Why you wanted to

660
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: switch from my place to yours? Um would have been

661
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: to your place a few times? Something wrong? No, no,

662
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: I love your place. I love your place a little small,

663
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: you know, but we certainly don't have two thousand anchors

664
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: for sure. It can't be two thousand acres. And I

665
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: don't feel like that. We haven't all gotten together since

666
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: the Facts party. So yeah, that was a fun that

667
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: can I can I use your restroom? Which one? Who? Why?

668
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: Why do you care to use? Oh? You guys are

669
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: wondering if maybe I want to use one of your

670
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: right ship that's crazy. If you want to go to

671
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: one of our houses or so far? No, sorry, you

672
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: can go behind that gigantic fern. Or okay, where's her house?

673
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: It's your house. I don't see a house. Well, there

674
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 1: are a few. Is it resessed? It's like in the ground. No, no,

675
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: I mean there is it in the air. I'm going

676
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: to tell you it's not it. Is it in a tree?

677
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: I do? I do live in a tree? Two letters

678
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: letters starts with A, ends with I don't know what

679
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: you're doing, guys. I don't want to make a big deal.

680
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: But when I was peeping behind that bush, I saw

681
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: a big face. I'm talking a t rex face back there,

682
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 1: girl painting or something? What it is? It was standing

683
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: on its two hind legs now wasn't moving, but it

684
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 1: was staring right at my peep. You have drawn am,

685
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,959
Speaker 1: there's I'll tell you right now, there's no animatrons here.

686
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: What about animo? No amamo? Trons welcome? Hell? Do you

687
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: have your come ski park park? This actually makes a

688
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: lot of sense. I feel so dumb. We're just standing

689
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: here and now I'm seeing all the fucking dinosaurs. Fou

690
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Joey? Stop? That is that what's

691
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: conjuring these images for you? Yeah? I just the first

692
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 1: thing that comes to my mind. THI oh good time.

693
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: Over there there's a herd of bronto sords. You know.

694
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: It's all the terod actyls. And wo how many terod

695
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: actyls do you have? Just a dozen right now? But

696
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 1: they breed those bald equals. James, shut the What are

697
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: you talking about? The tear nectos? Are those balls are dinosaurs? Dinosaur? No? No,

698
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. I'm just wondering if

699
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: those are pulled eagle dinosaurs? Feezy what that for you?

700
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: Thank you? Rinko Franco, Rinko Rinco. Where are you from?

701
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: He ran away? Is he a dinosaur? Because he looks like, well,

702
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 1: he is something that I managed to recreate v s

703
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: M DNA that we found in amber. You're a scientist,

704
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: all right? Can we see the labs? Can we see

705
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: the labs? Or how does this work? I think that's

706
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: a goat. That's that's right. Stop, it's so cute. Okay, Rinko,

707
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: can you get him out of trouble? Can I just say,

708
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: I feel like this would be strange if it was

709
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: anybody else, but not come out. It's not come out.

710
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 1: I will need all of you to sign a waiver

711
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: if that's cool, Just a waiver saying that you've need

712
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: a DNA sample as well. No, no, Rico, I'm not

713
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: going to take Do you need us to do what

714
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: Rinko's asking? An n d A? Is that what we're

715
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: talking about? Like if I could get an n d

716
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: A and a urine sample from everyone, I think that

717
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: would be totally That's what the fizzy waters Greig. Can

718
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: I talk to you for a second? Sure? Yeah, beautiful

719
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: beautiful property. Um thinking about you ever since the Facts party? Yeah,

720
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you about that. Um, so

721
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to see just you because they stopped, like stop,

722
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: had to invite everyone. Stop. I know, stop stop. Fuck.

723
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: I know you hooked up with Caroline. Okay, I know

724
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: you did that, right, did that too? Oh? Yeah, you

725
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: did that too. Jealous? Yeah, I'm jealous. I didn't think

726
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: that we put any label on what we had. You

727
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: gave me a trust tongue ring. Okay, you said that.

728
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm wearing mine too. I saw that. Okay, let's touch him. Look, look,

729
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: I need to know what are we? What are we?

730
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what we are. I want to own

731
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: this with you, so you want to own it with me.

732
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: I put, I put in the hard work. Caroline. Why

733
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: are you looking off into the distance? What's up? Just present?

734
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: They ran away and and I don't know what they're

735
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 1: talking about. Are they hooking up again? But probably? I

736
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: mean probably? Did you probably? Hold? Do you think it's

737
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: like a real connection between you and Craig. He's kind

738
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: of a known playboy. I don't. He's spit in my mouth.

739
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: That's like his fucking move. What it is? I mean,

740
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm not saying maybe he has feelings for you. I

741
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: think he does. And he locked me in the facts room.

742
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: You're just spitting in my eye right now? Okay, just

743
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: stop listen to me. Damn it, I want to own

744
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: it around you. That's it. Like I put in the

745
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: leg work, you know, to create a two thou acre

746
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: dinosaur park like acre. It was a lot of work.

747
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: What the fun? It's a baby pterodactyl. Oh beautiful, I

748
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: just noticed. I'm sorry, it's pretty important. I think that

749
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: your dog has scoliosis, has slipped a bunch of disks

750
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: and they're sticking out everywhere. You should get a v

751
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: up here. No, that's a velociraptor. Okay, that's a velociraptor

752
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 1: with all the all the slip discs coming out the back. Okay,

753
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: maybe not like I'm not an expert. I've been more

754
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: of a part guy. I'm gonna go pet your dog,

755
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: but you should really get a veterinary and you guys

756
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: can go at it again. I don't know. They've been

757
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: gone for a really long time, and it's just like,

758
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: what are we supposed to do? Well, I'll tell you

759
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: what I'm what are they talking about? I'm like kind

760
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: of like tortured myself or not, to be honest, it's

761
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: so dramatic. What did you talking about? Kevin said, like

762
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: nothing to me today? Hey, what do you guys? Did

763
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: you notice that? Unlike when we're at my place and

764
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: you know, Jamie, when I put a little spread and everything,

765
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: I can't find any food. Maybe have you seen Rinko?

766
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: You could probably ask him for. Yeah, that's what I'm

767
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: trying to avoid. Oh he just creeps me out so cute.

768
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: What is it about him? Um? I guess everything about him?

769
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like a wet here are we good?

770
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: What are we good? Whole? Right up here? You are

771
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 1: like talking everybody else and like not me. Now we're here,

772
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: and I just feel like fun, like are we good?

773
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,919
Speaker 1: You want to do this now? No? No, I don't.

774
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: Actually I don't. I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't.

775
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: Sand we thank you. It's seriously helping you. Nobody wants

776
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: to if you want me, go get him? Okay, look, yeah,

777
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: I mean I do want you to live in a

778
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 1: tree with me. And I can't give you a portion

779
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: of the park, but I give you all my heart,

780
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: all my heart. Let me spit in your nose. I'm fine,

781
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: I'm fine, dirty Craig, Sorry, I wrote a scaly guy

782
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: over here. Um, yeah, that's Tank. He's one of the

783
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you are you sick, Joey, You're being so rude.

784
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: I can I talk to you? You can get here, Joey,

785
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't care. And James, I don't know why you're

786
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: still here, but I just I wanted to. I just

787
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: am worried that your fish got out of the fish

788
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: tank because there's a whole bunch of creepy crawleys in

789
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: the woods and I think they might see your goldfish.

790
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: They're all dinosaurs, whatever they are, I'm going to try

791
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: to get them. I'm going to try to gather them

792
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: in the woods. I'll be back. God, he's fucking stupid,

793
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: having a good time. Rink, I'm not. Yeah, Rinkle got

794
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 1: me a sandwich, was really nice, and then he started

795
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: humping Kevin's And here I'm over kind of just in

796
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: the corner. Horney has a day is long, and nobody

797
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: kind of wants to hook up with me. So I'm

798
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: wondering what to deal with that? Is it? Because I

799
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: cut my hair and you guys are in this corner.

800
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: I noticed the tongue rings. By the way, I don't

801
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: have one of those, and I got a piercing for it,

802
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: and now it's just a hole in my tongue. Look,

803
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: I mean the thing that we had, you know, it

804
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 1: was it was a passing thing. You know, it was nice,

805
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: you know, it was really nice. You're feeling something in

806
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: the moment, and I'm sorry I didn't know this. You've

807
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: got a haircut. It does look nice like it. It's

808
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: a little short, but it's a thing that we can

809
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: add an extension of this tree and put a little

810
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: playpen and they're made for kids or something. Are you

811
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: guys moving in together in a tree? Look fucking serious?

812
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: I guess I guess there's no good time to say this,

813
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: but yeah, Joey and I are a thing. Yeah, and

814
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna move into a tree with me. Yeah,

815
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna own s where we're in negotiations. Why would

816
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: you give him more? Rinko owns a good portion of

817
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: the park as well, So you know what, Fine, I

818
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: get it. I'm gonna take my stupid, fucking buzzed head

819
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: home because obviously everyone here is kind of coupling off. Um, okay,

820
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: you are so condescending, Joey. You know what. You're fired? Alright,

821
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: you fired me, I can quit. Well I fired you first? Okay,

822
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: Well I quit first. Wait, wait wait, James, James, that's

823
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: the t rex enclosure. Would you think it's a dog?

824
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Alright, Rinco, Rinco, to taste that t rex.

825
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Speaker 1: He loves this, He lives for these moments. Is it working.

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Speaker 1: It's a taser so small and the are so big,

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Speaker 1: A tiny taser. Yeah, I don't know. We don't have

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Speaker 1: a lot of security measures in plays. I did what

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Speaker 1: I could. He's gone. James is gone. He was marked. Well,

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Speaker 1: he was never invited. I'm sorry about my outburst. Earlier

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Speaker 1: were so good? We are so good? Are we? Are

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Speaker 1: we keeping track? Uh? Um? As far as who's getting

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Speaker 1: paid what? Because I feel like Craig is like making

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Speaker 1: some bucks and I'm like, that's gotta be all Carla

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Speaker 1: this whole place, Where is Carla exactly? Huh Yeah, I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really have a grasp on a

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Speaker 1: the relationship be what how many different tents? Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like they're off right. Yeah. There, she's

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Speaker 1: on the straight and narrow. He's always over. Sorry, can

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Speaker 1: I get the car keys? Can I get the car

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Speaker 1: keys real quick? Okay? Sure, thank you? If you could

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Speaker 1: just share, Caroline is gonna ask them much one to

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Speaker 1: gap him. Right now, Caroline is gonna ask for the

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Speaker 1: car keys. Just give me the keys, please, okay, I mean,

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Speaker 1: have you seen Carla? Have you seen Carla? I don't

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Speaker 1: give a ship, Just give me the keys. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: here have the carkis serious? Seriously, car I gave you

848
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Speaker 1: my car keys and he just gave him to Joe.

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Speaker 1: I thought he lost his jacket or something wanted his jacket.

850
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: I lost my jacket, the jacket? What's going on with you?

851
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: To what's going on is that Joe? He stole the

852
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: love of my life and in steal the love of

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Speaker 1: your life Joey again because he look, he chose me,

854
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: all right, and that's how it is. Sorry, shaved heady. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not my name. You know that my name is

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Speaker 1: Caroline Carmer, and you know that it is not sha

857
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: is not my name. I didn't care about this. I

858
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 1: went to a new barber. I messed up. Okay, stop

859
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: mocking me. Stop Rinko is Carla? No? No, no, rinko.

860
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Speaker 1: What has he done? Rinko? Oh no, Brenko, rink Where

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Speaker 1: are you from? How long have you been here? That's

862
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Speaker 1: what the Wow, it's so dark in the t Rexus

863
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: taught me. I wish I had some sort of here's

864
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Speaker 1: my cell phone. Hey, what are you good? You're not Carla?

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Speaker 1: I was half expecting to see Carla. I didn't seed

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Speaker 1: anybody in here a while. Its company? Oh my god,

867
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Speaker 1: how do we get out of this dog belly? Get out?

868
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Speaker 1: What are you crazy? Is it right? I guess it's

869
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Speaker 1: not as bad account I do, but I've I've shared

870
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: it with a lot of people, so sometimes I can't

871
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: watch anything. Do you have a Netflix account? No? I do.

872
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: I got a TV, A lot of screen Well, this

873
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 1: time of day we could probably watch it, but after

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00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: six o'clock a lot of people are logging into Netflix. Yes,

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Speaker 1: nobody would feed me out there. I got skewing. Okay,

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00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: I'll take a skewer anyway. I hope you guys had

877
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Speaker 1: a great time. You see you guys next time. Yeah,

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00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. Chris. Chris had a question about

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00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: Carla everything. Yeah, you know she's around here somewhere. It's

880
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: two two tho anchors probably, Okay, it will give her

881
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Speaker 1: our best. Did you see James by the way him

882
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: get eaten? You guys are hilarious. That's good that's good

883
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: all right. Well then, um, he's probably still alive in

884
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: the two rex Is digestive system for at least at

885
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: least twenty hours. That's good for him, honestly, more than

886
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: he deserves. Yeah, I know, I know. Well then I

887
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Speaker 1: called shotgun due. Thanks for having us. This was weird. Alright,

888
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Speaker 1: hold on your butt, yeah, hold on, hold on to

889
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Speaker 1: your butts. Oh man. I want to thank all of

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00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: our alchemists for another spectacular outing. Joseph of Greer, what's

891
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: going on now? Where should you folks? Look? Check out

892
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: Jeffy Grieber on Instagram, Bear supply every second and fourth

893
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: Wednesday at nine o'clock, pretty pretty pony, first Thursday of

894
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Speaker 1: the month at ten o'clock and alchemy this and how

895
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Speaker 1: much fun was sketch Fest? Wasn't that blast? Thanks again

896
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: for everyone who came out. I will say this. The

897
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Speaker 1: riot that broke out, oh man, I mean spun it.

898
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 1: But it was fun. It was not as bad as

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Speaker 1: it look. James Heney, sketch Fest was of last. If

900
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: you want to find any of my content, go to

901
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: the real James Heeney dot com. Everything that I make

902
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: just gets plugged into there. Anyways, have a review for

903
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: us to read the next outing if you wouldn't mind.

904
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Speaker 1: People really love that. I I love it too, but

905
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 1: you know, we need people to write reviews so I

906
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: can read them. They should really get on time. Sorry,

907
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Speaker 1: one woman, Greig Kamowski Craig Kmowski, oh man, sketch Fest

908
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 1: was nuts. And if you want to see improvised me

909
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 1: improvised with my wife Carla. If she hasn't been genetically

910
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Speaker 1: mutated into rinko or fed to a dinosaur, go to

911
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: Orange Tucks improv Twitter. Awesome, Caroline Carter, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. I love hearing all your stories

913
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,439
Speaker 1: about sketch Fest. That was crazy. Um you can find

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Speaker 1: me on Instagram at cotter poop as in the stuff

915
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: that comes out of your butt And thanks again. Yeah, Chris,

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Speaker 1: Caroline's hilarious. I followed hers up on Instagram. It's a

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. Is it more than poop?

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Speaker 1: I don't even see any pop, Okay, just just the

919
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Speaker 1: way she looks at life, you know, Um, it's really fun.

920
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: Obviously those of you who are at sutch first know

921
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Speaker 1: I was a bit under the weather, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to say anything. I'm glad you did. I pulled through.

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Speaker 1: You said like three things in the whole show. I

924
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: wanted to do more. I only managed to do a

925
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: couple of things that happened. But at least you're out

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Speaker 1: of the full body cast. That's right, that's right across Vardo.

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Speaker 1: If you want to follow me anywhere, Yeah, we'll catch

928
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Speaker 1: up with you at the West side as well. Uh

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Speaker 1: right to us your name here at all communist dot com.

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Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you. And I want to

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Speaker 1: thank our guest engineer, Chris. Sure he has the last name.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Pollock, your host until next time, and spot

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Speaker 1: and a football and I fall