1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Kitty misconnections. That was me staring. 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 2: One is on Willy Wonka's factory tour, when you run 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 2: off with an umpa lupa a skinny dip in the 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 2: Chocolate River together. 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 1: That sounds so fun. You got a skinny dip to 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 1: find that. 8 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org. 9 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best 10 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled 11 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 2: subtal attraction Man for Woman thirty two Sandwich shop. Now 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 2: sub that's why there's sub dash, gotcha sandwich. I first 13 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 2: noticed you as you were tying up your dog outside 14 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 2: the Subway Sandwich Place on Fourth Street. You had long, 15 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: curly brown hair and a sweatshirt with some sparkle words 16 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 2: on the front. 17 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: Can you not read the sparkle words? I couldn't quite 18 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: read it. 19 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 2: Did it say sassy pants or classy plants? Either way 20 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 2: I thinks as well. I'm not sure, but nonetheless, it 21 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 2: was cute and highlighted your toned physique. I made sure 22 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 2: to get in line right after you did. 23 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: How does a sweatshirt highlight your tone? Seat? 24 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 2: We struck up a conversation. As we made small talk, 25 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 2: I noticed something small and yellow around the corner of 26 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 2: your mouth that instinctively I said, do you trust me? 27 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: Just tell her? 28 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,759 Speaker 2: Do You hesitated, so I said it again, louder, Do 29 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: you trust me? No? You finally said okay, and I 30 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 2: asked for you to close your eyes. 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: Jack. 32 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 2: You did, and that's when I licked my entire finger 33 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 2: and attempted to rub off the bright yellow smudge from 34 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 2: the crevice between your lips. 35 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: Whoever you're looking for is hiding from you. You to it? 36 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: What else did you expect? Just as bad? You seem 37 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: taken aback? 38 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 2: You think probably because it had been so long since 39 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 2: you were with a gentleman. 40 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: Or crosses me out when I've done that for my kids. 41 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 2: Yeahs, Or was it because I rubbed too hard? 42 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: I did put some extra elbow into it, she said, 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: falling backwards. 44 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 2: As you jumped back. I told you the good news. 45 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 2: I think I got it off, and I'd be more 46 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 2: than happy to do a quick teeth check as well. Sadly, 47 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 2: you turned the other way and refuse to answer any 48 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 2: more of my questions. I've been back twice in the 49 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 2: last week, same time waiting with flowers. No luck, I'll 50 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 2: be there on Tuesday again. If you see this, that's 51 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 2: from Bow. Yeah it's going to get any more romantic 52 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 2: than that. But this next misconnection is titled Bulked Up 53 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 2: Butterflies Woman for Man twenty six sam Club Bulk Bulk, 54 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 2: I get it. Oh God, there's a lot of plan 55 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 2: where it's like you buy things. 56 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: She says. 57 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 2: We were both shopping at Sammy's last Tuesday. I was 58 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: the single mom of three that asked you to carry 59 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 2: those two forty eight packs of gatorade over to my 60 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,119 Speaker 2: mini van. 61 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 1: Hey, kids are in sports, all right, listen. Ps. 62 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 2: I only did that because I thought you were cute 63 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 2: and I liked your rippling muscles. Do you do extreme 64 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,239 Speaker 2: power walking? I tried that once. I'm more of a 65 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 2: napper size girl. I think she just sleeps to exercise. 66 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. 67 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 2: Anyway, I thought it was sweet you did that. I 68 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 2: think you said your name was Francisco. It was hard 69 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 2: to hear between the grunts. Also, thanks for buckling my 70 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 2: youngest into his car seat for me while I dealt 71 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 2: with the twins fighting with each other with the cardboard boxes. 72 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: It's almost like they're a little family already. 73 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry my little Toby threw up on your pantlet. 74 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't have let him had that third churero. Honestly, 75 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 2: I was a little surprised you didn't ask me for 76 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 2: my Instagram even after I offered to hose you down 77 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: in the parking lot of my apartment complex. Get if 78 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 2: you read this, My girlfriend say I'm a catch and 79 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 2: you should ask me out before my boyfriend gets paroled. 80 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: He's pretty possessive. 81 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 2: But if you and I are together, then hopefully he'll 82 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 2: back off. 83 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 1: Hopefully write me back and. 84 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 2: We can try the casual thing first. Okay, that's from Hannah. 85 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 2: That sounds like a promise you could really trust. 86 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, the casual. 87 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 2: Next misconnection is titled you were dancing with my son 88 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 2: man for woman fifties stadium job. 89 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,840 Speaker 1: No play on words doesn't seem I guess an adult 90 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: I know this. 91 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 2: You were the older lady who was grinding with my 92 00:04:54,760 --> 00:05:00,119 Speaker 2: boy at the Drake concert. He was the twenty one 93 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 2: one year old wearing the champagne poppy headband and the 94 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 2: same tuxedo T shirt that I had on. 95 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: It was Bro's Knight. If you couldn't. 96 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 2: Tell's bro my headband read rump daddy on the front. 97 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 2: Remember me, we high fived during hotline bling. Anyway, on 98 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 2: the ride home, my son was going off on how 99 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 2: he almost bagged a cougar no parentheses you, and he 100 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 2: regretted not getting your digits. 101 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: Seems like it. 102 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: He's doing some good work here, he says. So if 103 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 2: you see this and you're on the fence, these are 104 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 2: the things that might change your mind. 105 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: Number one he showers every day. 106 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 2: Okay. Number two he normally picks up after himself. Oh wow, 107 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 2: I cannot tell a lie. I still find the occasional 108 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 2: cereal bowl in the bathroom. 109 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: So they lived together. Yeah. Number three he loves to 110 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 1: draw anime. 111 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 2: He's super good at it. 112 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: Is he twenty one or thirteen? 113 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 2: As for drawbacks, he's not a punctual boy. His senior 114 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 2: class voted him as most likely to be late to 115 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 2: his own wedding. 116 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 1: Take that for what you will, but that means they 117 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: thought he'd get married. 118 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 2: Now that you know the full story, please reply back 119 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 2: to this and I can set up this date between 120 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 2: the two of you. I'll even toss in twenty bucks 121 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:39,479 Speaker 2: for some pizza and wingers. Hey for your that signed 122 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,159 Speaker 2: Riley Senior Man sounds like a fun family to be 123 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:43,599 Speaker 2: part of. 124 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, my parents would wing man for me like that. 125 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 2: Really, do they remember when they set up a j 126 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:51,840 Speaker 2: D eight profile for you without you knowing and then 127 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 2: you got upset? 128 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: So I don't know that that's true. Jeffrey, I made 129 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,479 Speaker 1: a mistake. Mom, sign up my dating profile again. I 130 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 1: want to find love. All you need to do by 131 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 1: your dada head band that says rump daddy and. 132 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 2: I'm on Etsie right now. Those are your Craigslist misconnections 133 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 2: for the week. We got your phone tap coming up, 134 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.