WEBVTT - Elf Fell Off The Shelf 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:05.200 My entire thing. I mean, Jesus, because you have the 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:07.960 patience of a saint. You just talked my dad through 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:10.000 a zoom meeting for forty five minutes and we're not 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:10.640 even sure that. 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:13.360 It were No. I'd really try and be nice to 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.040 owe people when it comes to technology. Oh my gosh. Sorry, 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:19.640 if we sound very out of breath or just frazzled, 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:21.600 it's because we recorded this intro and then I realized 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:23.000 I wasn't recording on zoom. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.560 So yeah, so we just did like we just talked 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:25.280 about a whole thing. 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.520 Well, it was two minutes. Like, let's not get dramatic. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:32.159 I know I'd like to eat. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:36.279 Bomp, bomp, bomp. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:39.840 Welcome to Serial Killers. Today is Monday, December nineteenth. And Andrew, 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:41.720 thank you very much for trying to assist my dad. 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.000 Don't know if it worked or not. I really hope 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:45.640 it does. It makes me feel bad that I wasn't 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.360 able to do my best. It was like a really 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.200 important court thing because he's a court stenographer. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.920 That's so cool. You couldn't figure out. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.600 How to record the zoom meeting on his thing, and 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:57.240 I don't know it could be trouble because it's legal stuff. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:57.680 Hah. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.920 So hopefully everything worked out for him. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:01.960 Going to look through that and be like, uh, what 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:02.560 is this? 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:04.520 I did recommend to him. That was someone like one 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.720 of the court guys just calls him on his cell 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.120 phone and he puts the speaker on so he can 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:08.720 hear what they're saying. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:10.240 Yeah, I mean I think that's an option. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:11.000 What's going on? 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.399 Oh? Why is it playing from here and not from 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.640 my beautiful blue tooth? Yeahing bluetooth. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.399 Well, just we'll just play this. Oh god, what are 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:19.919 you doing? 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:21.520 Just give it a second? 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:23.720 All right? Well, this is the Cereal Podcast where we 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.680 talk about cereal. We'll try it, we'll eat it. We'll 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.640 let you know whether you should eat it or not. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.480 Oh I love that. Really, we try it, we eat it, 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.400 We let you know if you should what was it? 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:33.160 Eat it or not? 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:34.920 We try it? 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:38.080 All right? Please don't thank you for listening to us today. 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.520 It is the holiday season. I think Andrew's trying to 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.440 pull up some sort of holiday something. What is that? 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.280 Oh my god? All these did you notice YouTube has 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:49.000 way too many ads? Now every damn second. 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.680 I get a granger, I can buy garbage cans from you. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.120 Oh, this is a live Christmas. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.480 Oh look at the yule log. I like the other 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:00.360 sound that we had better. But this is fine. No, no, no, 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:04.240 don't don't start changing stuff. It's fine. So Christmas is 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:08.880 just days away, and uh, thank you Newman Newman. 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:09.840 Claus Newman. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.240 Yeah, so his best he was a Target or wal 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.360 Mart or whatever big box store that he was at, 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.360 maybe a local supermarket. I don't know. But he's like, dude, 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:20.800 I found it and I'm sending it to you. And 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:22.800 he's the only one that came through, not that everyone 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:24.880 else didn't try, and we do appreciate it. But it's 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.160 Kell's elf on the shelf. North Pole snow cream cereal 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:30.639 with marshmallows that magically cools your mouth as you eat. 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.600 It's gonna taste like a Menthol cigarette. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:36.320 It certainly will. Yay, But there's no fire or cancer involved. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:36.959 Yeah, thank god. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.000 Oh we don't know. Well maybe yeah, they did have 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:39.960 that incident. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:44.720 So oh this is the official Oh this is the 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.160 official cereal. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.560 What happened of the North Pole. Look there's a big 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:52.160 elf orgy on the back. Oh god, they're having fun 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:53.960 back there, faster, faster, faster. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.919 Oh god, what the hell is this about? 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.280 So we've had the sugar cookie one and we've had 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.679 the chocolate one, and they both have marshmallows, and this 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.800 is the new one for this year. So I don't 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.960 know what's going on here. I don't know what to expect. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.280 But it says it's supposed to cool your mouth as 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.080 you eat it, kind of like it's gonna be like 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.160 sinex or like vic something or other, you know. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.919 Way up at the North Pole, out in the Arctic chill, 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:19.679 the Scout Elves rolled and rolled a snowball down the 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.680 hill toward missus Claus's sweet chop KaBlam. They saw it 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:27.440 crash the snow cream Scupo Mattic made it yummy in 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:31.840 a flash. This brand new North Pole cereal recipe is frosty, 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:37.600 creamy bold. It's tasty, icy, magical, freezy, crunchy cold. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.840 Let's eat it? And how is this isn't Christmas music? Okay, 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.360 well it says no. It says no copyright, which means 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:44.040 it's not even real. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:51.480 Yeah, where too little elves? Oh where too little elves? 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.080 We're on the North Poles. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:58.480 Watch Okay. So it's blue and white with little like 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:01.000 almost uh hot chocolate marshmallows. They're little. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.360 I don't like him. This Christians scoot. It's very fun. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.200 Yeah, but it's one you don't have to pay royal, it. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.400 Says Royalty free music. Yeah, it's because if it's not 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:14.840 really still gonna get flagged somehow like frosting. Oh god, right, 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.960 that's a lot. Can you lower this a little? Seriously, 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:22.039 It's like, my brain is whatever. We're recording this on 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:26.640 jingle Ball Day, which is December ninth, So sorry for 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.720 if this isn't yeah, because when they were recording, we're 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:33.719 pre recording for we're making sure there's episodes while we're 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:34.800 on break. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.960 Right, So today's a very very busy day. But we 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:37.640 are here for. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.320 You, and my brain hurts because if we. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.240 Didn't record today, you wouldn't have anything else for the 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:41.800 rest of the year. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:43.480 This is gonna taste like a menthal segarette. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:45.799 I think no, I think it's gonna taste like frosting. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:46.440 I don't think so. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.040 And I'm wondering how the cooling sensation works. 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.560 So you have to eat a marshmallow to get that. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:59.680 I don't know. Let's go tastes like frosting cereals and 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.480 then the taste goes away. There's something cool happening at all. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.520 You think that, like if you were sick, this would 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.240 open your sinuses. No, and they. 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:09.960 Really built this up into something that it's not. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.760 And the cereal is not even good. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.960 That's what a bummer like. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:19.280 They can't do that magically cools your mouth as you Yeah, 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.240 you know what cooling your mouth? The cold milk? Yeah, 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:25.680 the cereal has nothing to do with it. This is dumb. 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:26.880 I want to try a marshmallow? 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:29.880 What a fail? What is that noise? 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:31.800 What? Oh? 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:37.279 No, yeah, I don't taste anything. This just made me mad. 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.200 I was so excited for it. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.320 Yeah, this is just cereal. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.560 You suck? Yeah? 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:46.000 Can I just try to marshmallow? 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:48.200 Nothing? I'm kidding Newman. You don't suck this cereal does? 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:50.200 It doesn't make any sense to me. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:55.200 Honestly, we should start a class action lawsuit because this 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:56.599 is false advertising. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.920 It actually is that lady with the velveta just did 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.560 did you hear that story? No? Yeah, so you know 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.200 the cups that you put in the microwave. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:07.040 Oh, isn't it like a certain amount of time? 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.320 Yeah, it sounds ready in three and a half minutes. No, 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.400 it isn't you have to prep it first. That's not 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.440 three and a half minutes. And then it has to cool. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.159 That's not three and a half minutes. So she's suing them. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:20.680 Let me say we could do that maybe, Like, no, no, 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.880 I've eaten every part of this individually just to see 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.719 if I could taste a cooling sensation. There is no 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.160 cooling sensation whatsoever in this cereal. 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.760 I'm I'm giving it one ball and one spoon just 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.880 because a it's not doing what it's supposed to do, 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.600 and the flavor is really not there. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:42.120 It's not there. It's not there. It's it's this is 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:43.960 this is a giant letdown. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:46.680 Huh, what are you gonna give this? Andrew? 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:52.000 I'm gonna give it a spoon? Wow, don't scam me. Seriously, 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.600 I was so excited for this too. Look, it's not horrible. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.039 It's not like Keto crap, but it's just it's it's 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:58.599 not what it No, No. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.120 You're right, it's not Keto crap. But at the same time, like, 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.160 there is no good taste. 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.160 There's nothing doing. It's very bland. There's not even it's 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:07.040 not even sweet. No, there's no cooling. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:08.640 It has a weird aftertaste. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.040 Did you notice that I certainly did. 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.240 And I don't know if that's because of the quote 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:13.640 unquote cooling sensations. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:14.760 It's the cooling chemicals. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.240 Like my mouth does feel maybe a little cool. But 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.400 now is that like psychological. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:23.400 Yes, because there's no. This is yes, because there's no. 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:25.840 This is a fane of epic proportions. 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:29.000 Yeah, this is honestly for our spoonies, which sorry, you're 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.160 not going to get it, not this year. No, no 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:33.440 you are, but like early next year. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.680 Right, not this year, You'll get this twenty twenty two 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:36.960 Spoonies and twenty twenty three. 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.480 We're doing it like the Oscars. We're awarding the best 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.160 cereals in twenty twenty three. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:42.640 But of the year twenty twenty two. 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.000 Yes, because we just don't have time right now. But 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.520 let me tell you something that's gonna be on worst 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:51.040 cereal list. Wow, I already feel it, all right? 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:52.720 Should we move on to a very good cereal? 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.600 Yeah? And I know for all of you who maybe 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.160 ate this, please let us know your thoughts, because this 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.000 is this is a giant letdown. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.720 It's very elusive. I don't think that many people have 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.640 eaten it because I haven't seen it anywhere. 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.160 Well, you shouldn't because it's a piece of crap. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.640 That's probably why. Next BB, thank you from BB from 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.920 Phoebe from Queen. You know what, there's some chemicals in 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:12.840 there that's messing with my brain. I think I'm high 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.360 now boy BB from Queens, thank you for the nest 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:19.800 Lee nest Quick cereal. This is from Canada. Okay, new look, 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.160 We've had nest quicks before, but not from Canada. Okay, 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.320 Canadian cereals have been letdowns. Can I tell you that 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.560 because I feel like we don't what like a lot 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.679 of Canadian cereals. We did like the tim Bits remember that? 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.000 Oh yeah, okay that I take it back. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:39.760 Also on the back of this, okay, there's many things 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:43.160 that I have questions about. One, why does the elf 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.440 on a shelf, the female one have to wear a skirt? 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.160 It's all a onesie. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:48.679 So they know that she's a female. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:49.559 Wouldn't they know that. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:51.880 I don't want to piss anybody off here, but I 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:53.800 mean generally, when you put a skirt on, you think 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:54.400 that it's a girl. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:58.080 It just it's not. That's stupid. You're wearing a onesie too. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:00.880 Why does the ice cream the ice cream? Why does 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.840 the snowball. Say splat, it's snow. Snow doesn't splat. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.800 It's not a liquid, you know, it's I could splat 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.360 it in your face if it wasn't hard. 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.120 But that looks like water. 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:15.000 Okay, dude, I don't know it's art. It's I don't 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.439 like it right, Like, can we have the nest quick please? 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.959 He's wearing a it looks like he's wearing a soccer jersey. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:21.880 They still use the bunny. 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:23.559 What's his? He has a name, doesn't he? 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:24.640 Next? Quick Bunny? 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.320 That's quick thinks a name. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:30.240 His name's Carl, Carl, the Nest Quick Bunny. Trust me, 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:35.480 I know these things for chocolate source the feebless. Hmmm 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:38.080 mm hmm. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:41.320 There's like a brownie. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:43.400 Oh that is delicious. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:50.520 I think it's gently that this is a General Mill cereal. Wow, No, 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:53.319 it's okay. It tastes like a brownie, but not a 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.160 you know what kind of brownie? 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.760 Person are you? Do? You like like the edges? 0:09:57.840 --> 0:09:59.880 I like the corner. I like the hard, crusty corner. Name. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.080 This tastes like that. To me, that's delicious. I'm gonna 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:06.440 give this four balls in a spoon. That's great. Not 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:08.800 as good as and chocolate is like a cocoa puff. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.960 I would say sometimes you bite into a coca puff 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.599 and you're like, whoa, Yeah, the chocolate, it's just a 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.959 little it's a little odd to me because it's foreign chocolate. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.880 So I'm giving it three bowls into spoon. I like 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:23.400 it that we're making North America foreign chocolate. Now, well 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:24.040 it is, it's not. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.800 It's not. It's not that sweet. And that's usually what 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.040 happens from other countries. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.040 Where is this coming from a land called Canada. 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:32.760 It's like I said, it's more cocoa than it is. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:34.600 We're super close to Canada right now. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.520 I know we could touch it. Whole green corn. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:38.120 It's North America. 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:43.040 Sugar, de germed corn meal, corn syrup, cocoa, high mono 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:47.680 unsaturated canola, canla and or high mono unsaturate. I don't 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.360 think that any of that's good for you. Probably not color. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.840 When has anything we've eaten in this podcast been. 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:58.160 Good for your carbonate? Try calcium, baking soda, natural flavor. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:02.840 Oh it has I naya sea mind. I can't see 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:03.200 without my. 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.319 Nice mind, my glasses, I've had them right there. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.200 For the three calciums. You notice that I did, I 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:09.520 know you do that on purpose. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.360 To make No, we don't. I did it to be nice. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.000 Did I say I give it three bowls in the spoon? 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.800 I'm not sure if I said that or not. Okay, well, 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:16.320 how do we get back to the screen so we 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:20.960 can play the thing the international the back right after 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:21.319 this thing? 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:22.439 Oh commercial? 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:25.079 Yeah, so I guess we'll be back right after this beep. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:31.760 Beep and wow, I beat two. Yeah you did so. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.680 The next thing that we'll dive into was sent to 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.360 us a month or two ago from our good friends Carla, 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.959 Marie and Anthony. Oh. They sent us a box of stuff, 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.120 and these are the two that are left in the box. Now, 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.240 would you like granola or would you like keto crap? 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.000 Or should we just do both? Since we're only. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:51.960 Let's do granola granola? Yeah, okay, granola crap. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.280 No, the granola's not crap. The keto is crap. This 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:58.240 is Kroger birthday cake granola clusters. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:00.360 No. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.600 Now, we've had birthday cake before we had the Target brand, 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.960 and we had way too sugary. What's wrong with sugary? 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:06.840 We didn't like it. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:07.920 I didn't think we did. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.920 No, we both agreed that it needs it like Starbucks coffee. 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:11.959 No, like it. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:14.960 I can tell you not because I remember the cliff 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:16.480 that I was gonna pull for the socials. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:18.520 He's gonna text us any moment. Yeah, you liked it? 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.559 Yeah? I always love when he does that. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.960 You know he did. He was a pretty harsh critic 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:27.480 last week. He's like, I hate that. Remember that text 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:27.920 he sent us? 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.880 Yeah, he didn't like when we were doing prank calls. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.600 I didn't either, But sorry, bro, that's just life is 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:33.160 a prankster. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:34.040 I didn't like it. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:35.280 Live life on the edge. 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.640 Speaking of living on the edge and get better soon. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.400 Stephen Tyler? What he's not feeling? Well? 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.000 Do you know him personally? 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.000 Yeah? He had to cancel a bunch of shows in Vegas. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:46.920 Were they shows that you were going to? 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:47.320 No? 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.040 But you know, how do you know Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith? 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.040 How do you know he's Aerosmith? 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.000 What's living on the edge? 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.800 You probably only know him from that meteor movie Armageddon? 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:02.680 How do you know the meteor movie? 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:07.719 Ready? 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:08.599 No? 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:15.959 Yes, Kroger Birthday cake naturally flavored granola clusters, which means 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.120 you know what was he want? Yeah? You can have 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.840 it absolutely squirreling. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.000 Gave him the expensive coffee machine. 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:29.800 No, I didn't. I give him the food. No, can 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.080 we explain we're moving. Yeah, one of the cleaning guys 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:34.319 just came to the window and asked if he could 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:35.679 have the food that I've given a lot of stuff 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:37.079 to him too. Yeah, he's a good guy. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:40.200 Yeah. Anyway, I don't like it. I do, I don't. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.360 I don't think birthday cake is a flavor. I've said it. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:45.640 I'm gonna say it again. This just tastes overly sweet 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:50.040 and it's unnecessary. I give it two balls. I'm giving 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.480 it four balls, so I'm doubling your score. Yeah, I 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.120 like it. I would never use this on anything like 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.439 what kid would ever put? 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.240 Like you could put to some plain yogurt and would 0:13:58.240 --> 0:13:59.200 be delicious. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:02.640 I'm not going let's be real with ourselves. What Who's 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.640 going to Kroger and say to themselves, Oh, I have 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.040 a delicious vanilla yogurt. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:07.920 No, dude, go. 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.240 Great Kroger birthday cake granola costers. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:12.200 Oh, but plain yogurt would be great vanilla yogurt. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.160 It might be a little bit too sweet. With plain yogurt, 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.760 this would be great. And here's where it all falls apart. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:20.120 Birthday cake with confetti sprinkles. So is are you telling 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:21.880 me the sprinkles make it birthday cake? 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:22.680 Yeah? 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.760 So anything with sprinkles now it's birthday cake festive. Yes, 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:30.240 that doesn't make sense a little bit. Sprinkles don't have flavors. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.320 Thank you Carla Mooray for picking this out because I 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:33.320 know it was you and not Anthony. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.640 Thanks Carla, I know you love it when we call 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:36.120 you Carla. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.120 You know, let's just bang out her next one. No 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:41.440 for another episode we have listen, you should have been 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.600 back there. Yeah, we still have all that. Oh that's exciting, 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:44.680 and I'm not moving it with us. 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:45.360 I didn't look. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.160 Let's just do this. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.520 No, save it, No, dude, let's just eat it. We 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.240 gotta get I gotta go. I gotta go to the 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.120 Madison Square Garden. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.520 We still have to record one more real quick? Ready, 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.120 all right? So she also sent us Simple Truth Keto, 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.440 grain free garbage, Cinnamons. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.440 This is gonna be arable. 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:04.240 Let's just bang it out real quick. We know it's 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.160 gonna be disgusting. We're gonna spit it out. So listen. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.400 What is the bag made out of paper? 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:09.320 Oh? 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:10.240 You must love that. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:14.080 No, it's like it's like plastic lion of paper. Hold up, 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:15.640 but it looks like it's orange. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:16.640 How many cups were there? 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:20.520 I added more? We're talking about I just put to more. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:21.240 I just grabbed too more. 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.240 Oh okay, I'm gonna look back at the footages. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:24.000 Why what did you think? 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.080 Because we're always planning to do four cereals? 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.560 No, I literally just grab two more. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:28.040 Hum hm. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.080 Now I have to be very conservative with the milk 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.320 because we're gonna do one more episode after this. We 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:33.080 gotta be careful. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:37.000 Okay, these look like trees by the way, like this 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:38.040 looks like tree bark. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.760 Please excuse my wrongness. In the last episode, I said 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.680 that we were gonna do the minis this episode, but 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:48.240 since the Christmas cereal came in the awful Christmas cereal, 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.840 we we uh we bumped the minis to the. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.720 There is zero smell to this. They look like they're 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:57.280 honey glazed, but not like honey glaze like of cheerio. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:00.160 It looks like it's barbecue meat. Yes, well, look it's 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.440 like barbecued something. It looks like Spaghettio's. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.880 It could or also like tiny little fuions that a 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:12.480 barbecue flavor. Here we go. That is the worst consistency 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.920 of any cereal I think I've ever had. I don't 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:19.120 I might go right after bad. It's terrible. Yeah, it 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:20.520 tastes like a baby diaper. 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.720 Eh. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:32.040 No, no, no, I'm sorry. No, simple truth. Oh okay, 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:35.080 So this is Kroger's. This is kroger is like healthy 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:36.840 you know brand? 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:41.320 No what it tastes like? What the checks mix? 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.000 No, don't, don't even a bagel chip? 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.480 No, it's like a bagel chip, but worse. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:48.200 No, bagel chicks are delicious. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.640 I love bagel chips, but not as a breakfast cereal. 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:55.640 Imagine pouring milk on one of those like powdery bagel 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:57.880