Speaker 1: Looking Jebels second d D. When desperation hits, people will
Speaker 1: do almost anything to get a date. A lot of
Speaker 1: dudes will sign up to take a class in order
Speaker 1: to meet a woman, like some sort of cooking class
Speaker 1: or a salsa dancing class, or some sort of wine
Speaker 1: and painting night or something like that. Personally, I've always
Speaker 1: had my old fallback to follow her around and take
Speaker 1: pictures from a far class and post them on social
Speaker 1: media and say that you two went on a date class.
Speaker 1: It's always worked very well for me. Well, Alison, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone to do a second date update right now,
Speaker 1: actually took a class to try to meet a dude,
Speaker 1: and I guess it worked because she met somebody. But
Speaker 1: now they're not calling her back. What's up, Allison? Hi? Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually desperates. You didn't like your intro, Allison, didn't make
Speaker 1: you look good. I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. So what
Speaker 1: kind of class did you take to meet a guy? No?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, but it was fly fishing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. That's cool. Yeah, that's a cool class
Speaker 1: to take. Well, I caught any one there? You go girl.
Speaker 1: Did you do it by like throwing the hook into
Speaker 1: his mouth? No? I actually kind of impressed him because
Speaker 1: I caught a fish. Oh it's romantic. So how did
Speaker 1: you guys actually strike up a conversation in your class? Well,
Speaker 1: it had a lot to do with the fact that
Speaker 1: I was doing probably the best out of the class,
Speaker 1: and I think that everybody was surprised because I had
Speaker 1: never been fly fishing. It was kind of like a
Speaker 1: dare for my best friend because your brain swimming ways
Speaker 1: to meet a guy for me because I'm chronically single.
Speaker 1: Back to the whole desperate thing. Yeah, so you've never
Speaker 1: done this before, but beginner's luck, I guess. Yeah, I guess. So.
Speaker 1: I mean I had done all the dating sites and
Speaker 1: I was just so bored with it, and so yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried something new. Okay, And was this a guy
Speaker 1: that had caught your eye from the start of class
Speaker 1: or was he someone who kind of grew definitely the
Speaker 1: cutest of the bunch, tall, dark in hands, you could tell.
Speaker 1: You could tell he was super outdoorthy, and he approached you,
Speaker 1: he started the conversations and asked you out. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like, well, maybe you can get me some pointers
Speaker 1: He was really sweet about it, and then he kept
Speaker 1: flirting and we wound up talking a lot after class
Speaker 1: when he asked me out. Okay, and what did you
Speaker 1: guys do for your date? It's interesting because he asked
Speaker 1: me out on kind of a doozy of a date,
Speaker 1: because he asked me to go camping and this is
Speaker 1: like an overnight camping chest and so well, that sounds
Speaker 1: like more than a first date to me. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: was it with a group of people or were you
Speaker 1: just gonna go alone in the woods with a stranger?
Speaker 1: Alone in the woods with a stranger? It was like,
Speaker 1: I took a leap of face, but I went so
Speaker 1: back to the desperation thing, right, Oh yes, I guess
Speaker 1: I have a little desk christ I think he totally
Speaker 1: went with him. Oh yeah, that's crazy, man. I would not.
Speaker 1: I don't care who it was. The first time meeting
Speaker 1: a person. They invited me camping? No way? But you
Speaker 1: mean camping anyway? No, well, definitely not. But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: spend the night with anybody in the woods for any
Speaker 1: reason first time I met them. Yeah, that is a
Speaker 1: lot of pressure. I mean, were you sharing a tent,
Speaker 1: same tent, different sleeping bags. Okay, okay? And are you
Speaker 1: an outdoorsy person? No? No, And I had faked it
Speaker 1: through my fishing class, and so I was a complete
Speaker 1: novice in the situation. I had gotten the Camping for
Speaker 1: Dummies book so that I wouldn't seem completely useful. I
Speaker 1: just picture you'd spending thousands of dollars on camping. Here.
Speaker 1: You can show up and look like you know what
Speaker 1: you're doing. You know you're not too far off, all right?
Speaker 1: So did you fake it appropriately? Did he believe that
Speaker 1: you were a big outdoorsy lady? That sounds bad. That
Speaker 1: sounded bad. I don't mean like big in stature. I
Speaker 1: just mean like a big outdoorsy person. I thought I
Speaker 1: did a pretty decent job of faking it, but he
Speaker 1: definitely handled the tent in the fire. I handled this more,
Speaker 1: so I could. I can make this more. Okay, So
Speaker 1: how is the overall campaing experience with him? I thought
Speaker 1: it was good. I thought it might get a little
Speaker 1: briskier than it did, because when he dropped me off,
Speaker 1: it was just a hug, you know. But wait, you
Speaker 1: guys stayed in a tent and you guys didn't make out. No,
Speaker 1: we didn't make out. H it was a hug at
Speaker 1: the end of date kind of thing. So you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything. You just went to bed in your tent.
Speaker 1: I mean we talked a lot. We talked him too,
Speaker 1: like two in the morning, and then he just kind
Speaker 1: of fell asleep. Okay, were you disappointed a little? You know,
Speaker 1: I think every girl kind of wants to be kissed.
Speaker 1: But I also didn't want to be, you know, too easy.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like, oh, yeah, I'll go
Speaker 1: out to a tent with you. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be that girl. Oh I still think that girl is
Speaker 1: more fun. But whatever. Do you feel like he wasn't interested?
Speaker 1: Well now I do, because I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 1: But it was just such a big first date that
Speaker 1: I guess I expected at least a call, you know, right,
Speaker 1: So what do you think went wrong? Maybe I nord.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just woke up, Jewel on your pillow.
Speaker 1: There was no awkward moments for you, guys. I can't
Speaker 1: honestly think of anything except for maybe he is looking
Speaker 1: for someone who actually is outdoorsy because I'm not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well we'll play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: him and get your second date update. Okay, John, all right,
Speaker 1: hang on looking jubil in the morning update. You know,
Speaker 1: normally on these second date updates, when we talk about
Speaker 1: a woman faking it, it has a completely different meaning
Speaker 1: than today. Yeah, because Alison, who's on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update today, faked it big time. She
Speaker 1: wasn't even intimate with the dude. She faked that she's
Speaker 1: an outdoorsy lady Jess so she could go hang out
Speaker 1: with this guy. And she thinks the reason she's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back is because he saw through her
Speaker 1: little plan. I still can't believe you only got a
Speaker 1: hug out of a whole camping extravaganza, that's all you got.
Speaker 1: It baffles me too. I mean I was ready for
Speaker 1: just about anything, Yeah, just about anything unless it had
Speaker 1: to do with the outdoors. And then you had no
Speaker 1: idea how to have it. If you missed the first part,
Speaker 1: Alison went camping with this guy a whole night, they
Speaker 1: slept in the same tent, didn't do anything, didn't even
Speaker 1: make out. Oh don't remind me. Maybe you should have
Speaker 1: taken charge and made the first move. Maybe that's where
Speaker 1: you went wrong. You That is really it's good in
Speaker 1: women empowerment. There. Well, I'm gonna dial his phone number
Speaker 1: right now, Alison. See if we get him on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out what we're wrong. Okay, okay, thank you, welcome. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: got I speak to Dylan please? Ye, Hey, Dylan, how
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. From what Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show, Okay, no idea, I don't really
Speaker 1: listen to radio. Okay, Well, we are a morning radio
Speaker 1: show program. And one of your friends listened and actually
Speaker 1: emailed us about you. One of my friends. Well, somebody
Speaker 1: that you know emailed the show and wanted us to
Speaker 1: get a hold of you. Who. I can't think of
Speaker 1: any of my friends that would email a radio show. Well,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you sound disgusted even the thought of
Speaker 1: them into us. Her name is Alison, and you guys
Speaker 1: went on a little camping tripper. Okay, okay, Well, Alison
Speaker 1: emailed us and told us about how she met you
Speaker 1: and how you guys went on a little camping date.
Speaker 1: But now she says you're not getting back to her
Speaker 1: and she's wondering why. So she thought maybe we could
Speaker 1: help and figure it out if she wants you to
Speaker 1: help her figure out why I'm not calling her back?
Speaker 1: Am I getting this right? Yes? It's a segment we
Speaker 1: do on our show called the Second Date up to So,
Speaker 1: is there any information that you can give us so
Speaker 1: that we can tell Alison why you don't want to
Speaker 1: see her again? Why don't I want to date her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know, like tons of reasons, tons of reasons? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what do you want, like specifics? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would love a few. If there's tons, I don't
Speaker 1: know if we have time for that, but maybe like
Speaker 1: the top three things you didn't like about her? And
Speaker 1: how do you go from like inviting a girl on
Speaker 1: an overnight camping trip to having multiple reasons that you
Speaker 1: don't like her. I think it was just a bad idea,
Speaker 1: like you should probably know somebody before you go on
Speaker 1: a camping trip with them, so let them learn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was my first thought. I was kind of surprised
Speaker 1: that you asked a girl to go camping with you,
Speaker 1: that you didn't even know that we're my buddies, So
Speaker 1: what was so bad about it? Though? Well, I camp
Speaker 1: a lot, you know, I'm into like bushcrap and being
Speaker 1: out in the woods, like that's my thing, right, And
Speaker 1: she's kind let on she was an outdoorsy kind of
Speaker 1: girl and that she was into it, but no, she's
Speaker 1: a city girl. I mean, it's there's I don't think
Speaker 1: she'd ever been camping before in her life. So you
Speaker 1: were grossed out that she couldn't carry a fifty pound
Speaker 1: pack up into the woods and survived for a couple
Speaker 1: of days. No, it's not about that. It's not about
Speaker 1: how tough you are or how strong you are. It's
Speaker 1: more about just like the ease with which you can
Speaker 1: get into nature, and that just never happened for her.
Speaker 1: The ease of how you can get into nature. That's
Speaker 1: hard for Jewel to understand. Yeah, it's just an interesting
Speaker 1: way to say it. What do you mean by the
Speaker 1: ease of how you can get into nature? So like
Speaker 1: there's no cell phone service right right, It's like that's
Speaker 1: the point to be kind of cut off. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about that. Why don't they put towers
Speaker 1: up there where people camp? They should have some towers
Speaker 1: up there, don't you think? I mean, you're joking about it,
Speaker 1: But that's the thing, Like she could not deal with
Speaker 1: being cut off like the second we got there, she's
Speaker 1: got her cell phone out, she's taking picture, which is fine,
Speaker 1: but then she's just complaining the whole time that she
Speaker 1: can't post any of the pictures to her Instagram. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I could see where that would be a little obnoxious.
Speaker 1: Did you address it with her, like, Hey, that's kind
Speaker 1: of the point of why we're out here. I mean,
Speaker 1: at first, you know, I kind of tried to play
Speaker 1: along and be like, yeah, well, you know, that's sort
Speaker 1: of the point where she's kept going on about it.
Speaker 1: Finally I just shut down. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: she's just gonna complain about it, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: keep setting the tent out. Yeah, all right, So, was
Speaker 1: her not liking the fact that you didn't have self
Speaker 1: service the first thing that tipped you off that she
Speaker 1: wasn't really as outdoorsy as she pretended to be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like she was scared to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: It was like one of the biggest things. You know,
Speaker 1: like there are no bathrooms at the campground, so you know,
Speaker 1: if you have to use the bathroom, you go about
Speaker 1: a hundred yards away from the campsite. That's like safe camping,
Speaker 1: you know, to keep the bears away. You want animals
Speaker 1: to know that you're there. Yeah, you dig a hole
Speaker 1: if you have to. I get it. But she wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. Well, she went out there, and she would
Speaker 1: come back and be like, I can't do it, I'm
Speaker 1: too scared. Like the whole time she tells you she's
Speaker 1: an outdoorsy person and then she has to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom outdoors, is like, I'm scared. Yeah, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I mean this happened like two or three times, and
Speaker 1: by the time, you know, nights fell, I felt sorry
Speaker 1: for her. I had to drive her to a McDonald's
Speaker 1: thirty minutes away off half an hour so she could
Speaker 1: use the bathroom. Yeah, and anyone should be more scared
Speaker 1: about it McDonald's bathroom than peeing in nature, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I mean, it was too much. That's not
Speaker 1: what camping is all about, you know. So did you
Speaker 1: at any point think that maybe you guys should wrap
Speaker 1: it up instead of staying the night. I mean I did,
Speaker 1: but we were already there and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be rude, so you know, eventually I just faked falling
Speaker 1: asleep so I wouldn't have to talk to her anymore. Wow,
Speaker 1: what I faked falling asleep so I wouldn't have to
Speaker 1: talk to her. You don't even realize it, but right
Speaker 1: now you're actually talking to her. Who Alison, she's on
Speaker 1: the other I'm listening, and she's the one that just
Speaker 1: said you did what? Oh my god, you didn't tell
Speaker 1: me she's gonna be on the phone. I was about
Speaker 1: to tell you she was on the phone, and then
Speaker 1: she just decided to pipe up. So sorry, she's on
Speaker 1: the phone. Dylan, you seriously faked falling asleep so that
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have to talk to me. You really did that.
Speaker 1: Oh that hurts my feelings so much. Well, I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna say it to your face, damboo. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: did stay up till two in the morning, Dylan. I
Speaker 1: only stayed up till two o'clock in the morning because
Speaker 1: I had the driver to McDonald's like three times. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what's out there in the woods,
Speaker 1: if there's like cobra's or coyotes. I like, you didn't
Speaker 1: want to get hurt. Do you guys hear this? Do
Speaker 1: you guys hear what I'm saying? This is what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, she is not outdoors at all, Like, this
Speaker 1: is not the girl I'm looking for. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's to me. Those cobras in the
Speaker 1: woods can be scary, dude. Well, they told us in
Speaker 1: our fishing class that we had to be like alert
Speaker 1: to wildlife and stuff, and to that's what I was doing.
Speaker 1: I was just being careful. I mean, but you can
Speaker 1: be alert to wildlife and still go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: in the forest. It's not like those things are not
Speaker 1: mutually exclusive. I mean, I'm a girl, so there's like
Speaker 1: squatting and I had pants on, and how do you
Speaker 1: do that? And then there's like fluttering and like, noah,
Speaker 1: it's really easy. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. Like, why did you
Speaker 1: tell me that you were out doorsy if you're scared
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom outside kilan. I never told
Speaker 1: you that I was outdoorsy. I just honestly took a
Speaker 1: fly fishing class to meet somebody cool, and I thought
Speaker 1: that I did. I never told you I was outdoorsy.
Speaker 1: You just assume so, oh my god, Well maybe you
Speaker 1: should take an Instagram class and then you should meet
Speaker 1: other guys at Instagram. I had a good time. I
Speaker 1: had a good time, and I wanted to show my
Speaker 1: friends on Instagram that I had a good time, and
Speaker 1: I actually did because I got an internet connection. McDonald.
Speaker 1: So now I've got to still keep that because you're
Speaker 1: being I'm happy for you, Alison, but you could kind
Speaker 1: of see what he's saying, like, if you're not into
Speaker 1: the outdoors, then maybe fishing classes are probably that I tried.
Speaker 1: I tried, you know, I really did. But did you
Speaker 1: like it? I like him and I tried, and that's
Speaker 1: all I can do, and it's obviously not gonna happen. Dylan,
Speaker 1: That's true. She did try, So why not give it
Speaker 1: another shot? Would you go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Alison? We will pay for it? No, I thank you,
Speaker 1: but no, I could have hesitated a little bit on that. Wow.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man. It's just, you know, I want to
Speaker 1: be with someone who loves being in nature, and it's
Speaker 1: clear that she does not like it. I mean she's
Speaker 1: scared of it, Okay, like she's scared of the thing
Speaker 1: that I like to do. I'll pee in the woods.
Speaker 1: God like right now, Alison, I don't go like whenever
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know Instagram Dylan. She said
Speaker 1: she would pee in the woods for you if you'd
Speaker 1: go out with her again. That is pretty romantic. How
Speaker 1: about this? If she sends me an Instagram photo of
Speaker 1: her being in the woods, I'll go on a second
Speaker 1: date with her? All right, Alison, Instagram proof that you're
Speaker 1: paying in the woods for a second date with Dylan?
Speaker 1: Will you do it? I think I've just been to
Speaker 1: pass meeting you, Dylan? What about if you want? Instagram
Speaker 1: at Facebook Live. Broken Jewil in the Morning text in
Speaker 1: at seven, eight, five to nine two says I can't
Speaker 1: believe they didn't go out on a second date. It
Speaker 1: sounds like they had so much in common. They really did,
Speaker 1: Broken Jewil in the Morning talking about today's second date
Speaker 1: update if you missed it, Alison wanted to call this
Speaker 1: dude named Dylan. She said that she was an outdoorsy
Speaker 1: gal when she wasn't at all, because he's the dude
Speaker 1: that likes the great outdoors, camping, hiking, all that stuff
Speaker 1: that just sends shivers down my spine whenever I talk
Speaker 1: about it. But he wasn't calling her back because she
Speaker 1: refused to go to the bathroom outside. That's what you
Speaker 1: do when you camp. You go in a bucket or
Speaker 1: dig a hole or I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you do. I've heard rumors. It's harder on your
Speaker 1: own girl though, you know, definitely, but hard I mean
Speaker 1: there's splatter that comes back at you. It's a lot harder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one of the perks of being a dude is
Speaker 1: you can go to the bathroom anywhere. But I still
Speaker 1: it's not hard enough where you have to make somebody
Speaker 1: drive thirty minutes. Yeah, multiple times away from the camp side.
Speaker 1: That's why he wasn't calling back, because he actually had
Speaker 1: to drive her somewhere to use the bathroom every single time.
Speaker 1: So he didn't like that. And she talked to him
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, I'd be down if you'd
Speaker 1: go out with me again. I'll use the bathroom outside,
Speaker 1: trust me. And then by the end of the conversation
Speaker 1: he was being such a d bag about it that
Speaker 1: she was like, no, I don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with you anymore. I thought he was super judge, like
Speaker 1: she was saying, you know, I never said it was outdoorsy.
Speaker 1: I just took a class that it happens to be outdoorsy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. No one told her about the bathrooms. I mean, really,
Speaker 1: she could buy one of those bumper dumpers. Bump dumper.
Speaker 1: It's like this if people camp. You put it on
Speaker 1: your bumper and it's like a little toilet seat thing.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, so you're yeah then so for girls,
Speaker 1: then you don't have to worry about the squatting. I
Speaker 1: know I would squad. You just changed my world. Your Yeah,
Speaker 1: I go on I drive all the time. I you know,
Speaker 1: I do stand up comedy and so so say we
Speaker 1: have to drive to gigs and things like that, and
Speaker 1: like I have to pull over every five seconds on
Speaker 1: the freeway. Yeah, I might as if I need a
Speaker 1: bumper dumper. Okay, you really do. Screw the second date?
Speaker 1: Okay if you have send a bumper dumper in promoted
Speaker 1: on my social media everything. I need a bumper number
Speaker 1: right now. Remember, if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, all you have to do is email the
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