WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Hatin’ The Great Outdoors

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<v Speaker 1>Looking Jebels second d D. When desperation hits, people will

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<v Speaker 1>do almost anything to get a date. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>dudes will sign up to take a class in order

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<v Speaker 1>to meet a woman, like some sort of cooking class

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<v Speaker 1>or a salsa dancing class, or some sort of wine

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<v Speaker 1>and painting night or something like that. Personally, I've always

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<v Speaker 1>had my old fallback to follow her around and take

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<v Speaker 1>pictures from a far class and post them on social

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<v Speaker 1>media and say that you two went on a date class.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always worked very well for me. Well, Alison, who's

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone to do a second date update right now,

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<v Speaker 1>actually took a class to try to meet a dude,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess it worked because she met somebody. But

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<v Speaker 1>now they're not calling her back. What's up, Allison? Hi? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>actually desperates. You didn't like your intro, Allison, didn't make

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<v Speaker 1>you look good. I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. So what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of class did you take to meet a guy? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say, but it was fly fishing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's awesome. That's cool. Yeah, that's a cool class

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<v Speaker 1>to take. Well, I caught any one there? You go girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do it by like throwing the hook into

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth? No? I actually kind of impressed him because

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<v Speaker 1>I caught a fish. Oh it's romantic. So how did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys actually strike up a conversation in your class? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it had a lot to do with the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing probably the best out of the class,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that everybody was surprised because I had

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<v Speaker 1>never been fly fishing. It was kind of like a

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<v Speaker 1>dare for my best friend because your brain swimming ways

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<v Speaker 1>to meet a guy for me because I'm chronically single.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the whole desperate thing. Yeah, so you've never

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<v Speaker 1>done this before, but beginner's luck, I guess. Yeah, I guess. So.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I had done all the dating sites and

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<v Speaker 1>I was just so bored with it, and so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I tried something new. Okay, And was this a guy

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<v Speaker 1>that had caught your eye from the start of class

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<v Speaker 1>or was he someone who kind of grew definitely the

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<v Speaker 1>cutest of the bunch, tall, dark in hands, you could tell.

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<v Speaker 1>You could tell he was super outdoorthy, and he approached you,

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<v Speaker 1>he started the conversations and asked you out. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, maybe you can get me some pointers

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<v Speaker 1>He was really sweet about it, and then he kept

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<v Speaker 1>flirting and we wound up talking a lot after class

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<v Speaker 1>when he asked me out. Okay, and what did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do for your date? It's interesting because he asked

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<v Speaker 1>me out on kind of a doozy of a date,

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<v Speaker 1>because he asked me to go camping and this is

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<v Speaker 1>like an overnight camping chest and so well, that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like more than a first date to me. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>was it with a group of people or were you

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna go alone in the woods with a stranger?

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<v Speaker 1>Alone in the woods with a stranger? It was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I took a leap of face, but I went so

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<v Speaker 1>back to the desperation thing, right, Oh yes, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I have a little desk christ I think he totally

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<v Speaker 1>went with him. Oh yeah, that's crazy, man. I would not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care who it was. The first time meeting

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<v Speaker 1>a person. They invited me camping? No way? But you

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<v Speaker 1>mean camping anyway? No, well, definitely not. But I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>spend the night with anybody in the woods for any

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<v Speaker 1>reason first time I met them. Yeah, that is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of pressure. I mean, were you sharing a tent,

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<v Speaker 1>same tent, different sleeping bags. Okay, okay? And are you

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<v Speaker 1>an outdoorsy person? No? No, And I had faked it

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<v Speaker 1>through my fishing class, and so I was a complete

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<v Speaker 1>novice in the situation. I had gotten the Camping for

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<v Speaker 1>Dummies book so that I wouldn't seem completely useful. I

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<v Speaker 1>just picture you'd spending thousands of dollars on camping. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>You can show up and look like you know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing. You know you're not too far off, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So did you fake it appropriately? Did he believe that

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<v Speaker 1>you were a big outdoorsy lady? That sounds bad. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounded bad. I don't mean like big in stature. I

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<v Speaker 1>just mean like a big outdoorsy person. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>did a pretty decent job of faking it, but he

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<v Speaker 1>definitely handled the tent in the fire. I handled this more,

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<v Speaker 1>so I could. I can make this more. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>how is the overall campaing experience with him? I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was good. I thought it might get a little

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<v Speaker 1>briskier than it did, because when he dropped me off,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a hug, you know. But wait, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys stayed in a tent and you guys didn't make out. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't make out. H it was a hug at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of date kind of thing. So you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. You just went to bed in your tent.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we talked a lot. We talked him too,

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<v Speaker 1>like two in the morning, and then he just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fell asleep. Okay, were you disappointed a little? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think every girl kind of wants to be kissed.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also didn't want to be, you know, too easy.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to be like, oh, yeah, I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>out to a tent with you. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be that girl. Oh I still think that girl is

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<v Speaker 1>more fun. But whatever. Do you feel like he wasn't interested?

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<v Speaker 1>Well now I do, because I haven't heard from him.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was just such a big first date that

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I expected at least a call, you know, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you think went wrong? Maybe I nord.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just woke up, Jewel on your pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no awkward moments for you, guys. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>honestly think of anything except for maybe he is looking

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<v Speaker 1>for someone who actually is outdoorsy because I'm not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well we'll play a song, come back, call

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<v Speaker 1>him and get your second date update. Okay, John, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on looking jubil in the morning update. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>normally on these second date updates, when we talk about

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<v Speaker 1>a woman faking it, it has a completely different meaning

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<v Speaker 1>than today. Yeah, because Alison, who's on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update today, faked it big time. She

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even intimate with the dude. She faked that she's

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<v Speaker 1>an outdoorsy lady Jess so she could go hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with this guy. And she thinks the reason she's not

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<v Speaker 1>getting a call back is because he saw through her

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<v Speaker 1>little plan. I still can't believe you only got a

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<v Speaker 1>hug out of a whole camping extravaganza, that's all you got.

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<v Speaker 1>It baffles me too. I mean I was ready for

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<v Speaker 1>just about anything, Yeah, just about anything unless it had

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<v Speaker 1>to do with the outdoors. And then you had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea how to have it. If you missed the first part,

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<v Speaker 1>Alison went camping with this guy a whole night, they

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<v Speaker 1>slept in the same tent, didn't do anything, didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>make out. Oh don't remind me. Maybe you should have

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<v Speaker 1>taken charge and made the first move. Maybe that's where

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<v Speaker 1>you went wrong. You That is really it's good in

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<v Speaker 1>women empowerment. There. Well, I'm gonna dial his phone number

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Alison. See if we get him on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and find out what we're wrong. Okay, okay, thank you, welcome. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>got I speak to Dylan please? Ye, Hey, Dylan, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you? This is Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. From what Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show, Okay, no idea, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>listen to radio. Okay, Well, we are a morning radio

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<v Speaker 1>show program. And one of your friends listened and actually

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us about you. One of my friends. Well, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that you know emailed the show and wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of you. Who. I can't think of

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<v Speaker 1>any of my friends that would email a radio show. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you sound disgusted even the thought of

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<v Speaker 1>them into us. Her name is Alison, and you guys

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<v Speaker 1>went on a little camping tripper. Okay, okay, Well, Alison

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us and told us about how she met you

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<v Speaker 1>and how you guys went on a little camping date.

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<v Speaker 1>But now she says you're not getting back to her

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<v Speaker 1>and she's wondering why. So she thought maybe we could

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<v Speaker 1>help and figure it out if she wants you to

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<v Speaker 1>help her figure out why I'm not calling her back?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I getting this right? Yes? It's a segment we

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<v Speaker 1>do on our show called the Second Date up to So,

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<v Speaker 1>is there any information that you can give us so

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<v Speaker 1>that we can tell Alison why you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see her again? Why don't I want to date her? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like tons of reasons, tons of reasons? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, what do you want, like specifics? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love a few. If there's tons, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if we have time for that, but maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>the top three things you didn't like about her? And

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<v Speaker 1>how do you go from like inviting a girl on

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<v Speaker 1>an overnight camping trip to having multiple reasons that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like her. I think it was just a bad idea,

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<v Speaker 1>like you should probably know somebody before you go on

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<v Speaker 1>a camping trip with them, so let them learn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was my first thought. I was kind of surprised

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<v Speaker 1>that you asked a girl to go camping with you,

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't even know that we're my buddies, So

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<v Speaker 1>what was so bad about it? Though? Well, I camp

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, you know, I'm into like bushcrap and being

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<v Speaker 1>out in the woods, like that's my thing, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>she's kind let on she was an outdoorsy kind of

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<v Speaker 1>girl and that she was into it, but no, she's

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<v Speaker 1>a city girl. I mean, it's there's I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>she'd ever been camping before in her life. So you

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<v Speaker 1>were grossed out that she couldn't carry a fifty pound

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<v Speaker 1>pack up into the woods and survived for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days. No, it's not about that. It's not about

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<v Speaker 1>how tough you are or how strong you are. It's

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<v Speaker 1>more about just like the ease with which you can

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<v Speaker 1>get into nature, and that just never happened for her.

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<v Speaker 1>The ease of how you can get into nature. That's

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<v Speaker 1>hard for Jewel to understand. Yeah, it's just an interesting

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<v Speaker 1>way to say it. What do you mean by the

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<v Speaker 1>ease of how you can get into nature? So like

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<v Speaker 1>there's no cell phone service right right, It's like that's

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<v Speaker 1>the point to be kind of cut off. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been thinking about that. Why don't they put towers

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<v Speaker 1>up there where people camp? They should have some towers

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<v Speaker 1>up there, don't you think? I mean, you're joking about it,

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the thing, Like she could not deal with

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<v Speaker 1>being cut off like the second we got there, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got her cell phone out, she's taking picture, which is fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but then she's just complaining the whole time that she

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<v Speaker 1>can't post any of the pictures to her Instagram. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see where that would be a little obnoxious.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you address it with her, like, Hey, that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the point of why we're out here. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>at first, you know, I kind of tried to play

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<v Speaker 1>along and be like, yeah, well, you know, that's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of the point where she's kept going on about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally I just shut down. I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>she's just gonna complain about it, and I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>keep setting the tent out. Yeah, all right, So, was

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<v Speaker 1>her not liking the fact that you didn't have self

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<v Speaker 1>service the first thing that tipped you off that she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't really as outdoorsy as she pretended to be. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like she was scared to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like one of the biggest things. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>like there are no bathrooms at the campground, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have to use the bathroom, you go about

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred yards away from the campsite. That's like safe camping,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to keep the bears away. You want animals

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<v Speaker 1>to know that you're there. Yeah, you dig a hole

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<v Speaker 1>if you have to. I get it. But she wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Well, she went out there, and she would

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<v Speaker 1>come back and be like, I can't do it, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>too scared. Like the whole time she tells you she's

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<v Speaker 1>an outdoorsy person and then she has to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom outdoors, is like, I'm scared. Yeah, it was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this happened like two or three times, and

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<v Speaker 1>by the time, you know, nights fell, I felt sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for her. I had to drive her to a McDonald's

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes away off half an hour so she could

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<v Speaker 1>use the bathroom. Yeah, and anyone should be more scared

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<v Speaker 1>about it McDonald's bathroom than peeing in nature, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. I mean, it was too much. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>what camping is all about, you know. So did you

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<v Speaker 1>at any point think that maybe you guys should wrap

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<v Speaker 1>it up instead of staying the night. I mean I did,

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<v Speaker 1>but we were already there and I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be rude, so you know, eventually I just faked falling

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<v Speaker 1>asleep so I wouldn't have to talk to her anymore. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what I faked falling asleep so I wouldn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her. You don't even realize it, but right

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<v Speaker 1>now you're actually talking to her. Who Alison, she's on

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<v Speaker 1>the other I'm listening, and she's the one that just

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<v Speaker 1>said you did what? Oh my god, you didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me she's gonna be on the phone. I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you she was on the phone, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she just decided to pipe up. So sorry, she's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Dylan, you seriously faked falling asleep so that

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't have to talk to me. You really did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that hurts my feelings so much. Well, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say it to your face, damboo. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>did stay up till two in the morning, Dylan. I

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<v Speaker 1>only stayed up till two o'clock in the morning because

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<v Speaker 1>I had the driver to McDonald's like three times. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't know what's out there in the woods,

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<v Speaker 1>if there's like cobra's or coyotes. I like, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get hurt. Do you guys hear this? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hear what I'm saying? This is what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, she is not outdoors at all, Like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is not the girl I'm looking for. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like it's to me. Those cobras in the

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<v Speaker 1>woods can be scary, dude. Well, they told us in

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<v Speaker 1>our fishing class that we had to be like alert

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<v Speaker 1>to wildlife and stuff, and to that's what I was doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just being careful. I mean, but you can

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<v Speaker 1>be alert to wildlife and still go to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>in the forest. It's not like those things are not

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<v Speaker 1>mutually exclusive. I mean, I'm a girl, so there's like

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<v Speaker 1>squatting and I had pants on, and how do you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? And then there's like fluttering and like, noah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really easy. I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I'm talking about. Like, why did you

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that you were out doorsy if you're scared

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the bathroom outside kilan. I never told

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<v Speaker 1>you that I was outdoorsy. I just honestly took a

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<v Speaker 1>fly fishing class to meet somebody cool, and I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that I did. I never told you I was outdoorsy.

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<v Speaker 1>You just assume so, oh my god, Well maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>should take an Instagram class and then you should meet

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<v Speaker 1>other guys at Instagram. I had a good time. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time, and I wanted to show my

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<v Speaker 1>friends on Instagram that I had a good time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I actually did because I got an internet connection. McDonald.

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<v Speaker 1>So now I've got to still keep that because you're

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<v Speaker 1>being I'm happy for you, Alison, but you could kind

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<v Speaker 1>of see what he's saying, like, if you're not into

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<v Speaker 1>the outdoors, then maybe fishing classes are probably that I tried.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried, you know, I really did. But did you

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<v Speaker 1>like it? I like him and I tried, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I can do, and it's obviously not gonna happen. Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. She did try, So why not give it

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<v Speaker 1>another shot? Would you go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Alison? We will pay for it? No, I thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, I could have hesitated a little bit on that. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, man. It's just, you know, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be with someone who loves being in nature, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>clear that she does not like it. I mean she's

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<v Speaker 1>scared of it, Okay, like she's scared of the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I like to do. I'll pee in the woods.

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<v Speaker 1>God like right now, Alison, I don't go like whenever

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I don't know Instagram Dylan. She said

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<v Speaker 1>she would pee in the woods for you if you'd

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<v Speaker 1>go out with her again. That is pretty romantic. How

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<v Speaker 1>about this? If she sends me an Instagram photo of

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<v Speaker 1>her being in the woods, I'll go on a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with her? All right, Alison, Instagram proof that you're

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<v Speaker 1>paying in the woods for a second date with Dylan?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you do it? I think I've just been to

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<v Speaker 1>pass meeting you, Dylan? What about if you want? Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>at Facebook Live. Broken Jewil in the Morning text in

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<v Speaker 1>at seven, eight, five to nine two says I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe they didn't go out on a second date. It

0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:36.040
<v Speaker 1>sounds like they had so much in common. They really did,

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<v Speaker 1>Broken Jewil in the Morning talking about today's second date

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<v Speaker 1>update if you missed it, Alison wanted to call this

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<v Speaker 1>dude named Dylan. She said that she was an outdoorsy

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<v Speaker 1>gal when she wasn't at all, because he's the dude

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<v Speaker 1>that likes the great outdoors, camping, hiking, all that stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that just sends shivers down my spine whenever I talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it. But he wasn't calling her back because she

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<v Speaker 1>refused to go to the bathroom outside. That's what you

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<v Speaker 1>do when you camp. You go in a bucket or

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<v Speaker 1>dig a hole or I don't know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you do. I've heard rumors. It's harder on your

0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:13.480
<v Speaker 1>own girl though, you know, definitely, but hard I mean

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<v Speaker 1>there's splatter that comes back at you. It's a lot harder. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's one of the perks of being a dude is

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<v Speaker 1>you can go to the bathroom anywhere. But I still

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<v Speaker 1>it's not hard enough where you have to make somebody

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<v Speaker 1>drive thirty minutes. Yeah, multiple times away from the camp side.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why he wasn't calling back, because he actually had

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<v Speaker 1>to drive her somewhere to use the bathroom every single time.

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<v Speaker 1>So he didn't like that. And she talked to him

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, well, I'd be down if you'd

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<v Speaker 1>go out with me again. I'll use the bathroom outside,

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<v Speaker 1>trust me. And then by the end of the conversation

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<v Speaker 1>he was being such a d bag about it that

0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:44.440
<v Speaker 1>she was like, no, I don't want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with you anymore. I thought he was super judge, like

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<v Speaker 1>she was saying, you know, I never said it was outdoorsy.

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<v Speaker 1>I just took a class that it happens to be outdoorsy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. No one told her about the bathrooms. I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 1>she could buy one of those bumper dumpers. Bump dumper.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like this if people camp. You put it on

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<v Speaker 1>your bumper and it's like a little toilet seat thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really yeah, so you're yeah then so for girls,

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<v Speaker 1>then you don't have to worry about the squatting. I

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<v Speaker 1>know I would squad. You just changed my world. Your Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I go on I drive all the time. I you know,

0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:19.159
<v Speaker 1>I do stand up comedy and so so say we

0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:20.600
<v Speaker 1>have to drive to gigs and things like that, and

0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.879
<v Speaker 1>like I have to pull over every five seconds on

0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.399
<v Speaker 1>the freeway. Yeah, I might as if I need a

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<v Speaker 1>bumper dumper. Okay, you really do. Screw the second date?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay if you have send a bumper dumper in promoted

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<v Speaker 1>on my social media everything. I need a bumper number

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Remember, if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, all you have to do is email the

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<v Speaker 1>show and we will call the person who didn't call

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