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Speaker 2: It's your mind jillion pieces baa, it is bananas, folks.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kurt Brown Older, I'm banana boy number two. Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 1: How are you, KURTI b It's so good to see you,

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Speaker 2: I think I might be a beaver. That's my idea.

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Speaker 1: And that la one we are live streaming, so by tickets,

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Speaker 2: the slow destruction of Accomack County, once one of the

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Speaker 2: So they were finally caught, and of course Charlie doesn't

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Speaker 1: I got to read it Vanishing Land got to read that.

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Speaker 2: Years later, the residents of Acomac County would talk amongst

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Speaker 2: Quote the fires were not lit for sex, she writes,

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Speaker 1: Heck, yeah, that's good, right, that was a great story.

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Speaker 1: They sound damn good. My goodness. So I do it

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Speaker 1: real quick short one? Or should we tease us into

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Speaker 1: Let's do a real quick short one. Omaha man stabs

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that's a great headline written by Aleiah Connley

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Speaker 1: Keegan Korf. Thank you, Keegan Korf. Traffic Safety Officials, oh

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Speaker 2: He's like, but we're working and we don't get the

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Speaker 1: Everybody says, oh, I don't need fast food. Every town

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Speaker 1: way to give some to his girlfriend, according to the

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Speaker 1: police report. He was eating and driving, he later told police,

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Speaker 1: and he was talking to a friend via his Bluetooth

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Speaker 1: speaker and then he was looking at his knife a

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Speaker 1: friend had given him. He drove over a large pothole

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Speaker 1: or hit a bump in the road, and the jolt

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Speaker 1: quote made him accidentally stab himself in the right thigh

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Speaker 1: with the knife. Oh I know. The man was left

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Speaker 1: with an inch one and a half inch deep puncture

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Speaker 1: wound on.

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Speaker 2: The top of a high It's a brand new knife.

447
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Speaker 2: You don't need to look.

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Speaker 1: At your knife while you're driving, eating talking on the phone,

449
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Speaker 1: both not good, but then also holding a knife. Come on, dude,

450
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Speaker 1: this is karma. The man headitude near.

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Speaker 2: Holy facing down too. That's the craziest part.

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Speaker 1: When you're driving with a knife in your hand, you

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Speaker 1: only want to face it down. God forbid the airbag

454
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Speaker 1: goes off and you stab yourself on the forehead. Safety first, curve,

455
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Speaker 1: point it down towards your reproductive organs. The man headed

456
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Speaker 1: to nearby Nebraska Medical Center, where he waved down security

457
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Speaker 1: officers and asked them where the emergency room was. He

458
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Speaker 1: was released. He's fine. He gave his girlfriend the taco bell.

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Speaker 1: I just thought this was so funny. I mean, like, God,

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Speaker 1: thank god it was just a bump in the road

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Speaker 1: and not a you know, a late night cycling peloton

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, if he had hit his fhemeral artery, he'd.

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Speaker 1: Be dead, thank you. I bet he wasn't thinking about that.

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Speaker 1: And you know, it's always like you always downgrade what

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Speaker 1: you were doing, Like, yeah, you're always like when you

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Speaker 1: get busted for doing something stupid, and you were doing

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Speaker 1: something really dumb, you were like no. So he was

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Speaker 1: holding a knife, talking to a friend, of the phone,

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Speaker 1: eating talk about and driving.

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Speaker 2: And probably had doing something else.

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Speaker 1: Two more things I would bet.

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Speaker 2: I would bet trying to light a cigarette and jerking

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Speaker 2: off the same time.

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Speaker 1: That's right. That was like he was looking at nudes

476
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Speaker 1: on his phone. Yes, oh god, it's so good, and

477
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Speaker 1: opening a sauce packet with his teeth and then just

478
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Speaker 1: bazinga right into the old thigh. Here was it a.

479
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Speaker 2: Thing where you grew up, were butterfly knives hugely popular

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Speaker 2: amongst your friends around twelve years old?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were. There was a place called Sunny Syrplus

482
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Speaker 1: there was an Army Navy store and they would sell

483
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Speaker 1: knives to kids. So we would just buy as many

484
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Speaker 1: knives as possible.

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Speaker 2: We would go to Collinswood Auction That's where you would

486
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Speaker 2: get your butterfly knives. And then to do and a

487
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Speaker 2: butterfly you would have to know the trip. You would

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Speaker 2: have to be able to open it in the crazy

489
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Speaker 2: way like inste just like folding it open and doing it,

490
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Speaker 2: but like you hold one side of it, flap it

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Speaker 2: open and then like wrap your hand around it in

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Speaker 2: mid flight and grab it on the other side.

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Speaker 1: It was that right, It was that chop your own

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Speaker 1: fingers off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could easily chop your fingers so easy,

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Speaker 2: and then to be able to close it as well

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Speaker 2: without chopping your fingers off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my buddy, We all we were allowed to have knives,

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Speaker 1: not guns on my silly street on way Wood. And

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Speaker 1: my friend Kyle's gave us her former knife set kitchen

501
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Speaker 1: block knife set once because she got new ones. She

502
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Speaker 1: was like, you guys can have these. So we walked

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Speaker 1: out in the woods with a old you know, faberware

504
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Speaker 1: or whatever kitchen knife set. We Kyle and I, in

505
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Speaker 1: the middle of the summer, probably around twelve years old,

506
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Speaker 1: found a suitable tree, used the cleaver and chopped down

507
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Speaker 1: a tree over three days. We had to switch hands,

508
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Speaker 1: we were getting blisters. We would wrap like it was.

509
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Speaker 1: It was I don't understand why people climb everest. I

510
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: don't understand why we cut down this tree. It's because

511
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Speaker 1: we had something to prove and our hormones were We

512
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Speaker 1: chopped down a tree with a cleaver. It took three days,

513
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Speaker 1: like a tree like I couldn't as an adult get

514
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Speaker 1: my arms around this tree now, and it was like

515
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Speaker 1: this one's gotta go.

516
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Speaker 2: Oh was that big?

517
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Speaker 1: It was that big I'm not kidding. It took us

518
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Speaker 1: three days. We would leave the knives and hide them

519
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Speaker 1: under leaves, and then come back the next morning on

520
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Speaker 1: our bikes and continue chopping, I mean, calloused skin, peeling

521
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Speaker 1: off our palms, just like two. I don't know what

522
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Speaker 1: it was, but it was. I look back with total

523
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Speaker 1: regret and go, I don't even I don't. And then

524
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Speaker 1: when it fell, it was like, well that's done, nothing nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we did it. Yeah, we're not making a

526
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Speaker 2: damn like a beaver does. We're just low fall No.

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Speaker 2: I mean yeah, if we should have, we should have

528
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Speaker 2: learned how to work. Would we should have become carpenters

529
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Speaker 2: tables for the old ladies that are down?

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Speaker 1: But we didn't. We were just stupid twelve year olds.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go plant a tree after this episode.

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Speaker 2: So insane, so insane, all right, I'll tease us out.

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Speaker 1: I'll do better.

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00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 2: Nudge nudge, wink wink. How do animals flirt?

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Speaker 1: Hey, I don't know.

536
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Speaker 2: Let's find out when we come back, do we Nesa

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Speaker 2: And we are back, Scottie, We're back.

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Speaker 1: And I got to say, before we get into the

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Speaker 1: banana mail, before we get into all that, that wacky

540
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Speaker 1: stuff we always do on this pod. I think it's

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Speaker 1: time for our next uh best of bananas. I think

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Speaker 1: it's Bob with Lisa Magga the interne oh b.

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Speaker 3: Welcome Lisa, thank you, thanks for having me again.

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Speaker 1: No problem, welcome back.

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Speaker 2: What what what is the best of bananas this week

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Speaker 2: that you got for us this week?

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Speaker 3: Our best of bananas is the Fatal and Debilitating Animal

548
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 3: sex ah rap.

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00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: Fatal and Debilitating animal sex. So you're saying we've done

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00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: at least five of these before. Okay, okay, actually.

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Speaker 3: Technically for I just have. But it was such a

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Speaker 3: good topic that I was like, this is interesting enough.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more. Okay, start at the top, here

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Speaker 1: we go, all right.

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Speaker 3: First off, we have duck has traumatized penis removed after

556
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 3: non stop sex.

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00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 2: I remember that one. He didn't remember for a couple

558
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: of days. He wouldn't stop. That was an early one too.

559
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: It was an early one as well. I like that.

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Speaker 3: You got a lot of duck penis conversations in the

561
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Speaker 3: corkscrew penis capitulation.

562
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Speaker 1: I thought it was nature's wine opener. Absolutely.

563
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Speaker 3: Then we have extreme mating kills, tiny marsupials in mass

564
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Speaker 3: says researchers.

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Speaker 2: And mass I think you did this one, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: I think so too, And I can't even remember, but

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Speaker 1: I think that they were just such voracious humpers that

568
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: they kill themselves having sex. And they have very large

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Speaker 1: testicles too. I think I remember that detail for some reason,

570
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Speaker 1: but maybe that was something else. Maybe that was a

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Speaker 1: different documentary.

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Speaker 2: All right, what's the next one?

573
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Speaker 3: All right? Then we have Seattle Aquarium cancels Octopus Sex

574
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Speaker 3: Act due to cannibalism concerns.

575
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, so they were going to invite families and

576
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: interested parties to watch, and they were scared that one

577
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: of the octopi was going to eat the other one. Yes.

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Speaker 2: I mean also, it is insane that that was even

579
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Speaker 2: pitched as a show. It's just like, hey, listen, we're

580
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 2: gonna watch OCTOPI. Fuck you guys, diw with it, bring

581
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: your kids, sign us up.

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Speaker 3: I'm all in for that though.

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00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: It's educational. That's my octopus teacher.

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Speaker 2: Alright, what's the next one? All right?

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Speaker 3: This is the last one in this segment. It is

586
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Speaker 3: invading Tekdas may turn into sex crazy zombies this summer.

587
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Speaker 3: That is.

588
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Speaker 2: It's honestly, I think one of my favorite banana stories

589
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: just because they did, Yeah, oh they did. And their

590
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: butt they make they like the butt falls off and

591
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Speaker 2: then it's full of like a sill. It like a psychoactive,

592
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: psychoactive bacteria. I mean, it's just it's insane. That's a

593
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Speaker 2: great one. Thank you, Lisa bringing us the bob best

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Speaker 2: of bananas.

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Speaker 1: Folks and everybody out there. If you want to like,

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Speaker 1: wish Lisa happy birthday or birthday is August eighteenth. The

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00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: ultimate gift for any intern of a podcast is go

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Speaker 1: over to Apple give us a five star rating and

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Speaker 1: review in say I'm doing this Happy birthday Lisa. That

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Speaker 1: would make us also happy and it'll be a much

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Speaker 1: better year if you do.

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Speaker 2: And also, just just fyi, Lisa pitched us on this

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Speaker 2: idea that this would be her birthday present. We didn't say, like, Lisa,

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Speaker 2: this is what we're getting you for your birthday reviews

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Speaker 2: for our podcast.

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Speaker 3: That would mean a lot to make.

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Speaker 1: So there we go a pro to the end, Thank you, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: Thank you again to our wonderfully turn Lisa Maggott. We

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Speaker 1: uh check out our instagram The Bananas Podcast and you

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00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: can see those top stories we're gonna do that every

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Speaker 1: now and then because we think Lisa is the best

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Speaker 1: and she works so hard for us. And give her

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Speaker 1: a follow on social media too. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also, yeah, follow us, follow us on on Instagram at

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast go rates. You can easily rate and

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Speaker 2: review us by just going to rate bananas dot com.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that easy? R a t e.

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Speaker 2: We made a website, we made a mess.

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Speaker 1: Rate bananas dot com. Just give us, give us five stars.

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Speaker 1: Come on, we're coming to your town. I'm dressing like

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Speaker 1: a numb Kurt might be a beaver. These are big things.

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Speaker 2: Also, we we're gonna have I ordered a yellow suit

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Speaker 2: for the regular live shows that are not Halloween themed.

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Speaker 1: I'm all I ordered some yellow suit stuff too, but

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Speaker 1: I think they're different than yours. So we're gonna just

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Speaker 1: be two very tall white men glowing on stage. If

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Speaker 1: you're trying to film it secretly on your TikTok, we'll

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Speaker 1: probably get blown out by it. So come out and

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Speaker 1: say hey, I do have a bunch of shout outs

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Speaker 1: and banana mails. First of all, today happy birthday to

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Speaker 1: Travis Millard, our good buddy. Travis is the guy who

632
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: designed our bananas logo of Kurt and I has banana

633
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: sitting at the desk, as well as our tour poster

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00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: and many many other pieces of art for me. My

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00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: cabin is basically Travis Millard art. You can check them

636
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: out on Instagram at at the Other Fudge, or you

637
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: can go to Travismillard dot com and buy a bunch

638
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: of his prints in art and make your house and

639
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: bedroom way cooler. I also wanted to give the Unusual needle.

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00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: She made us a beautiful cross stitch of you and meat.

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Speaker 1: It's incredible. I'm hanging it in my office over at

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Speaker 1: the loft. If you don't mind, oh please do, but

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Speaker 1: thank you. Check out the Unusual needle. She sent us

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Speaker 1: pins if all of one's pins or anything. We got

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Speaker 1: some postcards. It's just I mean, the whole thing was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much of very time, talented and keep

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Speaker 1: an eye out on podswag. Kurt and I are going

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00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: to do some seasonal banana candles. We just approved the artwork,

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Speaker 1: so if you like.

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Speaker 2: Us, bananas, banana dolls, banana couldals, and they these were

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Speaker 2: making a very limited run of these, So if you're

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Speaker 2: gonna get a banana candle with Kurt's mug, and my

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Speaker 2: mug on it walked and run and I believe that

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Speaker 2: was that was inspired by Bonnie Goodheart, right correct. Bonnie

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Speaker 2: made two candles for us from lit Candles, which are

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Speaker 2: pretty cool. You can kind of like do candles of

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Speaker 2: your choice Lit Candles. Check it out and we're like,

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Speaker 2: this is a great idea for merch, So now we're

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Speaker 2: doing it. So shout out to Bonnie for having these.

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Speaker 1: Bonnie, absolutely, but check those out all the other Crappo

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Speaker 1: and Podswag. I think we are sold out of the

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Speaker 1: hypercolored shirts because they're Soso Soso Soso dope, but hopefully

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Speaker 1: we'll be getting those back. Yeah, thank everybody for supporting

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Speaker 1: the calls.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about how animals flirt. This was sent in

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Speaker 2: by Stormy Sea. Stormy Sea sends a lot of stuff

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Speaker 2: inside Stormy does you we got one in here? This

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Speaker 2: is on National Geographic and it is written by Liz Langley.

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Speaker 2: Ooh oof flirt and the beis Liz the best God,

670
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 2: she's so good at what she types. This was published

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Speaker 2: February sixth, twenty sixteen. So there's some stuff here. It's

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Speaker 2: like kind of animals flirt, some intro stuff, all right,

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Speaker 2: Pheasant dance birds are the most well known flirters, and

674
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Speaker 2: among them, peacocks, bower birds, and birds of paradise usually

675
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Speaker 2: steal the show until that is you see the male

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Speaker 2: great argus, a type of pheasant that puts on possibly

677
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Speaker 2: the most impressive display. The great argus flashes long eye

678
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Speaker 2: spotted feathers in a dazzling dance to woo females. We

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Speaker 2: fell in love with it too, so the flirting must

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Speaker 2: work on humans. Come on now, Liz, quit it, Liz

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Speaker 2: gott it, God, damn it, Liz the bottle nose bros.

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Speaker 2: We will put a video of that of that dance.

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Speaker 1: The video is currently sure, hope so.

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Speaker 2: Male bottle nose dolphins also turn the charm by forming

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Speaker 2: cooperative alliances. The male dolphin will swim and break the

686
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: surface in a highly synchronous way, even leaping around in

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Speaker 2: what may be an effort to impress the ladies. If not,

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Speaker 2: they have other tricks up their blowholes.

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Speaker 1: How good is liz?

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Speaker 2: Dolphins are very tactile animals, and males and females will

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Speaker 2: pet and rub their close associates, frequently using their pectoral

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Speaker 2: friends and other body parts as a way to bond

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Speaker 2: in or show affection, spicy, and here's the final ones.

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Speaker 1: Scottie, this is what we've all been waiting for. I

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Speaker 1: love flirts.

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Speaker 2: Now that we have some dancing, how about some perfume.

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Speaker 2: What the male giraffes will expel laura of female's rump

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Speaker 2: and genital area, and if she likes him, wink livet

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Speaker 2: come on live. She'll voluntarily produce urine, which he'll sniff

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Speaker 2: and taste to see if.

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Speaker 1: She's in estress. There we go. Quote.

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00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: Males cannot afford to waste time and energy trying to

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Speaker 2: court a female who is already pregnant or not yet

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Speaker 2: in estres. Rachel, tell me about it.

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Speaker 1: Geez, I wish I had known that when I was nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Giraffes are so busy. They're eating, they're standing. They do

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Speaker 2: not have time to waste. I'm trying to court a

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Speaker 2: other female who's already pregnant. Nope, they've got places to

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00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 2: be like over there, and things to do like that tree.

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Speaker 2: That's right and independent. She added that many animals do

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Speaker 2: the same. She added that many animals do the same

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Speaker 2: without referencing it. Wow, mating could be a pretty prick

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Speaker 2: carious business, Brad. As you tell you're telling me, you're

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Speaker 2: telling me brand a male.

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Speaker 1: This is for drafts.

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Speaker 2: A male has to rise quite high on his hind

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Speaker 2: legs and raise his fore legs a long way off

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Speaker 2: the ground.

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Speaker 1: She says.

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Speaker 2: If he makes an attempt to climb on top of

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Speaker 2: her and she walks away, he could be in for

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Speaker 2: quite a fault. Yes, this is a draft sex jokes,

723
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Speaker 2: but by scientists.

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Speaker 1: I like it.

725
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Speaker 2: So he'll keep checking if she's interested by pressing lightly

726
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Speaker 2: on her rump with his chest, But she may also

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Speaker 2: be stalling into a better suitor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what sounds like. I've seen that at clubs before,

729
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Speaker 1: the girl looking around the club and the guy bumping

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Speaker 1: against her. It's not a good look for him. I

731
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Speaker 1: feel so bad for.

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Speaker 2: Her, And that is it. There's another one with some insects,

733
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Speaker 2: but they're not interesting. It's not interesting. So that is

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Speaker 2: how animals flirt, in case you want to.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. Did I talk about

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Speaker 1: this one? This is like a real quick anecdote. But

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Speaker 1: when I was sixteen, I was dating someone and she

738
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Speaker 1: told me that this other guy in my class smelled

739
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Speaker 1: so good. So I asked that guy would like what

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Speaker 1: colony wore can I.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh it's okay, you already said it. I was

742
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Speaker 2: going to guess Dra Carnir that was the that was

743
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Speaker 2: my high school's go to.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, I thought you were going to just

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Speaker 1: tell me that. I already told this one. It was

746
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Speaker 1: real short and simple. So she said, I like polo

747
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: sport was what it was. Polo sport very popular in

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Speaker 1: that era. And so I drive to Macy's or JC

749
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Speaker 1: Penn or whatever it was at the mall, and it

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Speaker 1: was like fifty four dollars for the bottle, and I

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Speaker 1: had like no money. So every time I would drive

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00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: over to take her out on a little date or

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00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: hang out with her, I would drive to the mall

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Speaker 1: and walk up to the cash of the counter and

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Speaker 1: get the person to give me a sample, and then

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Speaker 1: get back in my car and drive it. So I'd

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Speaker 1: add an extra like five minutes to my drive just

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Speaker 1: so I would smell like polo sport. Also, I don't

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Speaker 1: like the smell polo sport. I think it's bad. But

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Speaker 1: like I would just walk in, you know, at like

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Speaker 1: four point thirty on a Tuesday, walk right up and

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Speaker 1: be like, can I try this one? And she'd like

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Speaker 1: spray it on a little piece of paper, and I

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Speaker 1: would just rub that paper on my wrist and walk

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Speaker 1: out the store like thank you, and do the same

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Speaker 1: thing two days later, and do the same thing on Saturday. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: I love that so much that it is like a

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Speaker 2: rite of passage, or at least it was back then

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Speaker 2: for like a I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Twelve thirteen, fourteen year old.

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Speaker 2: Yes, of like get like getting a cologne, Like I

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00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: don't wear cologne anymore?

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Speaker 1: No, I do not. I get complimented for not wearing cologne.

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00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten complimented for not wearing clone? People?

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Speaker 2: People be like, you smell good, and I'd be like,

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Speaker 2: it's called speed stick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, clean laundry and speed stick? What else do you need?

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00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: It's true? That's true, is it? So? Did I ever

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Speaker 1: tell you?

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Speaker 2: I know I've talked about going to the drive through

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Speaker 2: Safari before, and I've talked to you, Yes, sir, I've

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Speaker 2: talked about my Ostrich experience. But have I talked about

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Speaker 2: the draft experience at the six Flags Drive through Safari?

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Speaker 1: I don't think. Oh, I would love to hear about

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Speaker 1: it even if you have.

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Speaker 2: Again, if you haven't heard the episode where I talk

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Speaker 2: about this. There was a place in New Jersey called

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Speaker 2: Six Flags Great Adventure and had to drive through Safari,

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Speaker 2: which was basically, you could just drive your car through

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Speaker 2: where the animals were. There was no barriers between the

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Speaker 2: animals and the cars.

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Speaker 1: They can go the car's.

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Speaker 2: Interacted with the animal, and they they didn't make it.

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Speaker 2: This is the craziest part. They didn't make it illegal

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00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 2: until like twenty fifteen or something, which is crazy. Then

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Speaker 2: you'd have to be on a on a bus and

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Speaker 2: then would be through, but slightly.

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Speaker 1: During the Great Car Yes, sir.

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Speaker 2: They went back to it. You currently can now drive

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Speaker 2: your car through where the animals live again at.

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Speaker 1: The driving car, get it while the getting's good. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: don't hurt those animals.

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00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 2: Don't hurt those animals because it's very easy to hurt

805
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Speaker 2: the animals. Here's an example. Oh boy, we're driving a Honda.

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Speaker 2: My mom's driving a Honda Civic through. This just shouldn't

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Speaker 2: have been allowed. We should You should shouldn't be able

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Speaker 2: to drive a car through where animals while all the

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Speaker 2: animals are driving through. I'm probably ten or something and

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Speaker 2: we're in Then all of a sudden, a giraft walks

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Speaker 2: up to the road while we're drive through Source going

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00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 2: slow naze. This draft is right next to us. Have

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00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 2: you ever seen a draft in person? Very impressive animal.

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00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden it comes down. It

815
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Speaker 2: like it lowers is it It's head down and in

816
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: my mind it's like looking through the windshield ashes and

817
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: we were like communing with nature in the most Jersey

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Speaker 2: way possible. And then it was not actually interested in

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Speaker 2: communing with nature. What it did was it was just

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Speaker 2: in the It was coming down, coming down, coming down,

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Speaker 2: coming down to the hood of the car where the

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Speaker 2: Honda Civic, the nineteen seventy eight Honda Civic that we

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Speaker 2: were driving, had a hood ornament that was just a

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Speaker 2: long metal strip.

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00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: It was just one bar of metal, and.

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Speaker 2: The he just came down and ripped the hood ornament

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Speaker 2: off the car with his mouth and then we just

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00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 2: watched him try and figure out how to swallow and

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Speaker 2: inch piece of metal. And then I'm a ten year

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Speaker 2: old boy, I don't what, I don't know, and my

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Speaker 2: mom was just like, we're driving away, and we just

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00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 2: drove away.

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00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: There was no one to report it to.

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Speaker 2: There was no phone, there was no like a place

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Speaker 2: that you could be like, excuse me, an animal, just

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00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: rip the car. He's trying to eat the hood ornament

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00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 2: off of my There's no one to tell it.

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Speaker 1: Was just this was the way it was. This is no,

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Speaker 1: it shouldn't. Oh that is Oh boy, god, that is

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00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: what is wrong with that experience?

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00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 2: I love that so so so insane. Should never exist.

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00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: Shut down the six flags.

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00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know. To all the animal handlers and

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00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: vets that take good care of those animals, I'm sure

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00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: they're great people and we're learning a lot. But boy,

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00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: if a car, if a draft can eat a car

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00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: hood ornament, there's something wrong here.

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Speaker 2: There's a flaw in the basic concept of your entertainment.

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Speaker 1: If that can happen, that is right, all right, I'm

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00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: gonna take us back a little bit. I was scrolling

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00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: back in my Banana's word document that I just copy

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00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: and paste non stop these days. I'm going way back.

853
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: So Melissa Parker five sent this in probably six months ago,

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00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: maybe a year ago, but it was I was reminded

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00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: of it because a lot of ban animals have been

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00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: dming us sort of the video or the meme of this.

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00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: So anyways, New Hampshire Man loses entire life savings on

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Speaker 1: a carnival game. What Yeah, this is a crazy story,

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Speaker 1: this one by Michael Rosenfeld for WBZ dot TV. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Michael Rosenfeld. You go above and beyond so the rest

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Speaker 1: of us can sleep well at night, epsom, New Hampshire.

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Speaker 1: Henry Gribam Gribham, Gribam, Henry Gribbham. There's a lot of

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Speaker 1: consonants in that name. Henry Gribbham says he lost his

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Speaker 1: life savings of twenty six hundred dollars on a carnival

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Speaker 1: game and all he has to show for it is

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Speaker 1: a stuffed banana with dreadlocks. Oh quote, you're expecting the

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Speaker 1: kids to win a few things. Let the kids have

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Speaker 1: a good time, says Gribham. It just did it turn

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Speaker 1: out that way. Gribham says he attended the Manchester Carnival

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Speaker 1: run by New Hampshire based Fiesta Shows. I mean, I

871
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Speaker 1: bet there's a dark documentary about Fiesta Show. Maybe not yeah, probably,

872
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Speaker 1: And oneed to win wanted to win an Xbox Connect

873
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Speaker 1: at a game called Tubs of Fun, where contestants toss

874
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: balls in a tub.

875
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 2: Oh one of those like little metal wash bins that

876
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 2: are like things, so they are surprisingly difficult to win.

877
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 2: They have like yeah, they just bounce right out every time.

878
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: Nothing fun about that.

879
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 2: It's rigged.

880
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: It's almost there's an old twenty twenty I think years ago,

881
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: that TV show twenty twenty where they like take like

882
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: a professional sharp shooter, like Olympic gold medalists, they have

883
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: to shoot the star and they can't do it. There

884
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: was a very famous one. It was probably like a

885
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Speaker 1: John Stoscil moment. Anyways, Gribam practiced. He said, hey, it's easy.

886
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: But something changed when he started playing for the prize

887
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: and the balls kept popping out. Quote, it's not possible

888
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: that it wasn't rigged, says Gribam. The thirty year old

889
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: from EPSOM says he kept trying to win back his

890
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 1: money by going double or nothing. He dropped three hundred

891
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: dollars in just a few minutes. Then he says, he went, yes.

892
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 2: He kept trying to win back his money. That's not

893
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 2: how carnival games work.

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00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: You know.

895
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 2: He it's you got a prize, that's this isn't gamble,

896
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: this isn't Vegas.

897
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Speaker 1: There's a reason he lost his life. Henry, he's not

898
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: an accountant and then.

899
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Speaker 2: The carney was just like, yeah, double or nothing, go ahead, Yeah, sure,

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00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 2: I know.

901
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: The carney is just going I'm getting promoted. I'm gonna

902
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: be running this thing by the end of the day.

903
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: So he drops three hundred dollars in just a few minutes.

904
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: Then he says he went home to get two thousand,

905
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars more in cash.

906
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's got a lot of time to think

907
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: about whether or not this is a good idea.

908
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: Yes, he took that. You know, in life, step back,

909
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: take ten seconds, take ten breaths, Go what am I

910
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: really doing here? Yeah, then find your life savings and

911
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: go right back to tubs of fun. Oh. Quote, you

912
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: just get caught up in the whole. I've got to

913
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Speaker 1: win my money back.

914
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Speaker 2: Oh you don't, Henry, you don't. You just say I

915
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: was an idiot lost three hundred dollars at a tub game.

916
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Speaker 1: Yes, Fiesta shows says the game is run by an

917
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: independent contractor who has worked for Fiesta for years. Fiesta

918
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: tells WBZTV it is interviewing the contractor to quote get

919
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: to the bottom of what happened, and the game is

920
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: not being set up in the carnival and Darry again.

921
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Speaker 1: This was probably last year your.

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Speaker 3: D d.

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Speaker 1: Flint said that he did not know the name of

924
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: the contractor offhand convenient and said it was pretty next

925
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Speaker 1: to impossible to lose such a large amount of money

926
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Speaker 1: at that game. I know it's difficult, he says. I've

927
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: tried it myself. I've done it once. I've missed probably

928
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Speaker 1: twenty times. Manchester Police Lieutenant Maureen Tessier says the department

929
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Speaker 1: is now investigating to determine if there was any fraud.

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Speaker 2: Man so like, that is so such such a bullshit

931
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: answer of like, it's an independent contractor, do you.

932
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

933
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 2: It was just like literally if you and I came

934
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Speaker 2: up to somebody and you mugged them, and I've been like,

935
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Speaker 2: I don't know, he's an independent contractor. I you know,

936
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Speaker 2: I'm not responsible for him. Even though we're hang out

937
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 2: together all the time. He's constantly the main thing I

938
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 2: do is people come to play his games at my thing,

939
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 2: but we don't know. I don't even know the guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen this guy before in my life.

941
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: Occurred after twenty six underd dollars. He didn't win, so

942
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:09,240
Speaker 1: his consolation prize ended up being the giant banana stuffed

943
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: with dreadlocks. So he won a little bit. But that's

944
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: the thing.

945
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 2: It's like, when he was down one thousand dollars, I mean,

946
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 2: dear god, the only thing he could have gotten was

947
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 2: a banana with dreadlocks. Like that's the best. It's a

948
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 2: carnival game. Like, I feel like Henry really needed to

949
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 2: be explained the basics of a carnival game.

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00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: I agree. I mean, I admire his, his spirit, I

951
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: admire his he never gives up. This guy. I mean,

952
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: somebody needs to hire him and put him to work.

953
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: This man sees things till they are done. But yes,

954
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: you're right, he was playing for an Xbox Connect. He

955
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: just didn't get there. I'm sure you can buy many

956
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: for twenty six hundred dollars if too many U Xbox Connects.

957
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: But yes, he left with a dread Lucke banana. As

958
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: soon as I all this, it reminded me of in

959
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 1: high school. I had a wonderful English teacher. She was fantastic,

960
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Speaker 1: and she assigned us over the weekend to write a poem.

961
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Speaker 1: All we had to do was come in and write

962
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Speaker 1: a poem. And I went to high school with this

963
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Speaker 1: group of guys that were hippies. They were this is

964
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Speaker 1: probably like nineteen ninety nine. They were hippies. They wore

965
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Speaker 1: patchy pants, they had dreadlocks. They were called the fat

966
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Speaker 1: Ben Posse because the main guy, the most personal guy,

967
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Speaker 1: was named Ben and he was a little overweight and

968
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Speaker 1: he wore giant, tied eyed shirts, and his posse were

969
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Speaker 1: really nice guys that really loved the Grateful Dead and fish,

970
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Speaker 1: and you get a widespread panic government mule the whole

971
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Speaker 1: night the string cheese incident. Yes, so Monday morning, first

972
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Speaker 1: period English, sophomore year, Blair, this guy named Blair who

973
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Speaker 1: had these long white dreads and little Teddy Roosevelt framed

974
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Speaker 1: glasses kind of like John Lenning glasses or whatever. Head

975
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Speaker 1: down classic, got stoned before first period. Every single day

976
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Speaker 1: of his life in the parking lot.

977
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Speaker 2: He's living, He's living the Grateful Dead case play.

978
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Speaker 1: Huh, Yes he is. And the teacher, I think it

979
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Speaker 1: was miss Fitzgibbons calls and says, Blair, do you have

980
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Speaker 1: a poem? And we were all like, there's no way

981
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Speaker 1: in hell. Yeah, this guy has anything prepared. And he's

982
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Speaker 1: like sits up, all stoned, red eyed, and goes why, yes,

983
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Speaker 1: I do, shuffles to the front of the class, pulls

984
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Speaker 1: out a piece of paper like loose leaf, unfolds it,

985
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Speaker 1: looks at it, looks out at the class, and says,

986
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Speaker 1: my hair is like the buffalo, for it is long

987
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 1: and dirty twice, and then sits back down his poem.

988
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: And the teacher was like, you know what, that is

989
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: kind of a poem. So he didn't fail, but then

990
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: he just went back put his head back down. He

991
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Speaker 1: worked on that for seven I don't oh, I love that.

992
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Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever been requested to write

993
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 2: a poem in school of any sort, but I did

994
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Speaker 2: get But of course you do get into poetry. I

995
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 2: don't know if you had a poetry I them. I

996
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 2: used to write so much poetry. And I remember because

997
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Speaker 2: I was thinking about this today, yes, sir, Because I

998
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Speaker 2: posted a bunch of photos on my Instagram of me

999
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Speaker 2: as a child from like ages twelve.

1000
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Speaker 1: Tome I loved him.

1001
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Speaker 2: I saw, yeah, they're very weird, and and so many

1002
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 2: people in the comments were like, I don't I don't

1003
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Speaker 2: believe this is the same child who was like smoking

1004
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Speaker 2: at this time. And I don't believe this is the

1005
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 2: child who then later like did so many drugs?

1006
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: I do?

1007
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 2: And I was trying to think. I was like when what,

1008
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 2: like what what was what was the.

1009
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: Turning point for me in the road? Do you think?

1010
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,240
Speaker 1: I do think?

1011
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 2: And I want to go back and watch it because

1012
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 2: I mentioned it last time. We had an episode with

1013
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: Chris and it triggered The Doors, the movie The Doors.

1014
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 2: Val Kilner in the movie The Doors, I think was

1015
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 2: a pivotal turning point. I think it came out when

1016
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: I was twelve.

1017
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: Huge. The Doors were huge when we were young. It

1018
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 1: was unreasonably like top band and now nobody even talks

1019
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: about Yeah.

1020
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 2: And that movie. I just remember like there was I

1021
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 2: remember one specific moment where like, uh, Jim Morrison's wife

1022
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 2: at the time or girlfriend was like, are you are

1023
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 2: you want acid right now? And he's like, is some

1024
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Speaker 2: low grade ascid?

1025
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Speaker 1: Baby? I was like, what is low grade Assah season

1026
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: into it.

1027
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 2: But I remember just being like, poetry is Jim morrison

1028
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: lyrics for The Doors. Sure, it's a little bit dangerous,

1029
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 2: it's fueled by drugs and sex. And then that's the

1030
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 2: kind of poetry that I would try and write. And

1031
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: I think it's like maybe two years later was like

1032
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 2: kind of the first time I took acid when I

1033
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 2: was fourteen, and that's when I think it all shifted.

1034
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 2: But it was all like inspired by the doors and

1035
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 2: that freak. That's like, that's crazy, because now that I

1036
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 2: have kids, I'm like, there's gonna be some pivotal moment

1037
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: in their life where they're just like personality shifts and changes.

1038
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were looking for it, right, that's what

1039
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: you're saying. Told me it was the guy diving through

1040
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Speaker 1: the cake in the November rain video. I was like,

1041
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: that guy knows how to party, and I'm I'm going

1042
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 1: to be a human happy hour from here on out

1043
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: because of that. Thank you, axel Row. That guy knows

1044
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: how to party. That's that's my that's my whole lifestyle icon.

1045
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, when everybody else is

1046
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Speaker 1: running and it starts raining, this guy just sprints. There's

1047
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: so many places to dive at a wedding, and he

1048
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Speaker 1: aims directly for the four tear cake and just takes

1049
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Speaker 1: it out with his torso not even hands first. What

1050
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Speaker 1: a hero.

1051
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, I got let's get.

1052
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Speaker 1: One more, quickie. We got one more for the road.

1053
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Speaker 1: We got, we got, we got the Lido shuffle. Yeah

1054
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Speaker 1: all right, this is an update. This is an update

1055
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Speaker 1: for you. Covered this story way way way back that

1056
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Speaker 1: Rock's ass, and here's an update. This is a sent

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Speaker 1: it by Mary dot Roll. Thank you Mary Roll on

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Speaker 1: Instagram the week. There's a respected news source. I bet

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Speaker 1: it is. This was written by Chaz Nuki Burden. Come on,

1060
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Speaker 1: great name, my god.

1061
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Speaker 2: First name Chaz, last name nu Key spelt like new Key.

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Speaker 1: Okay Dash Burden. Yeah, Chaz is a kind of a

1063
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Speaker 1: not great name. But when you have Nuki Burden at

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Speaker 1: that guy.

1067
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Speaker 2: Because when Jennifer Nuki married Ted Burden, Ted was like

1068
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Speaker 2: I do not like my last name, and Jennifer is

1069
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Speaker 2: like Nuki Burden. Now now it sounds, it's like when

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Speaker 2: N do you know.

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Speaker 1: What I mean?

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, yeah, Nuki Burden. I'm doing it for

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I was about to blow this guy up,

1078
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Speaker 1: but he is back. He is back.

1079
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Speaker 2: Why this man can get into the news so often

1080
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Speaker 2: by essentially just declaring insane things that he's in love

1081
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Speaker 2: with I don't know, But he I don't know either

1082
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 2: is back this. He's all right, a bodybuilder who married

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Speaker 2: a sex doll.

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Speaker 1: He's also a bodybuilder.

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00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 2: I think he's a Kazakh, right, a bodybuilder who married

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00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 2: a sex doll and then struggled to remain faithful. And

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00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 2: you can click on that, and I have. I'll get

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00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 2: to that. Has said he is now in love with

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00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 2: an ash tray. Who cares what he says? That's the

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00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 2: craziest part. This isn't a isn't a well respected magazine.

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00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: I could care less about what this guy ever says,

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00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: But I love what He falls in love.

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00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 2: With Uri Talochko and he has moved on since his

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00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 2: split from Margo the Doll and is building a new

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00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: life with the ash Tray. The Kazak muscleman was recently

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00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: captivated by the Ashtray in a club and now hopes

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00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 2: to fashion a vagina for it so they can get

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00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 2: intimately acquainted.

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00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: Okay, that seems not easy to do.

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00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 2: That does not seem easy to do. And here's here's

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00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 2: what if you click on struggle to remain faithful. This

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00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 2: is also from the week a Kazakhstani bodybuilder who married

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00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 2: This was from June prior. A Kazakhstani bodybuilder who married

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00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 2: his sex doll has announced that he is open to

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00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: dating a human. Described himself as pan sexual. Yuri Talatchko

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00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 2: said he can love anything from a quote image to

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00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 2: a quote soul. Dropping a bombshell, he said that after

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00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 2: his marrying his doll, Margo, he cheated on her with

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00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 2: a quote strange object and a supermarket chicken while she

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00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 2: was getting plastic surgery over Christmas. Okay, it's like a

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00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 2: mad libs. It's a man like a news story.

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00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: If it's real, If this man truly feels both love

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00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: and affection and sexual desire for these objects, I'm all

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00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: for it. I'm in. I'm in live how you want

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00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: to live. If it's for attention, yes, I'm half for

1116
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: it because he's given us content for our little news podcast.

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00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: But if he's sincerely, there are people that love objects.

1118
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: There are people that love trees and cars and balloons.

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00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 2: We get multiple stories a year of women who marry ghosts.

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00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: There's get any guys marry and ghosts. Have you noticed

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00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: that no men marrying ghosts?

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00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys marry a sex.

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00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: A lot of ladies women married ghosts. Yeah, and the

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00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: ghosts have left the women. That's the other thing too.

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00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: It was like one of the headlines was that a

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00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: ghost ghosted this woman in the photo of her and

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00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 1: like the crap the sound of the mirror was her

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00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: looking devastated that this ghost left her. I'm like, you

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00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: gotta keep your windows shut, lady, you can't turn the

1130
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: vent fan on. We should get her an ash tray.

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00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: She would love it if this guy sincerely loves chickens

1132
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: and sex, dolls and ash trays. You know what, whatever

1133
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: makes you happy, if it doesn't hurt other people or

1134
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: animals exactly, then live how you want to live.

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00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 2: I am in favor of it. I still just want

1136
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 2: to know who his publicist is, because there's a ton

1137
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: of fucking people out there being like, I love toaster,

1138
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 2: and what's.

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00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: Writing a story about it? No, but TLC that cable network,

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00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: if that still exists. They're always putting people in there

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00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: that are in love with pillows and eat foam and

1142
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: love handfuls of dirt and all that. You know, everybody's

1143
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: got something these days.

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00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 2: It reminds me of my I think, favorite movie from

1145
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 2: any movie ever. I mean, favorite line from any movie ever.

1146
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: If it's the Doors, I'm turning off the podcast.

1147
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: No, It'strell. It's Steve Carell's character from Anchorman. He's just

1148
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: like they're talking about love and he just goes, I

1149
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 2: love lamp. Yes, you're just looking at things in the

1150
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 2: office and saying you love them.

1151
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I love That's so much, so funny.

1152
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 2: God, it makes me so funny.

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00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: It makes me so funny. This is why we enjoyed

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00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: doing the Bananas Podcast at our oasis for us in

1155
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: the middle of another what a giggle typical day, a

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00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: true giggle fest today. I think this was a very

1157
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: good episode. I lovely big fan. Send this to the Smithsonian.

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00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 2: All right, I mean we're we're in competition for Smithsonian's

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00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 2: Best Podcast.

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00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:33,959
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 1: They're always yeah, they're always looking for new submissions. Give it.

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00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 2: Tease us out.

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00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: Oh this was sent in. You mentioned Chris earlier and

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00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: Win Jammers, Chris Hauslet our good buddy. Also Jay Bergen

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00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: sixteen sent this in too. Uh. Eating one hot dog

1166
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: takes thirty five minutes off your life, a new study

1167
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: suggests suggests.

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00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 2: See, they don't come out and state it, they're suggesting

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00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 2: it true.

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01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: I don't know those tasty tubes sticks.

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01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 2: I remember when when French fries were supposed to be

1172
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 2: cancer sticks. I just don't know about this stuff. I

1173
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 2: understand it's not good for you, but god damn it,

1174
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 2: it's one of the only things my kids will eat,

1175
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 2: and I don't want to be thinking that I'm killing them.

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01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's fine, they're fine. The oldest guy in Brooklyn,

1177
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: when I moved to New York in two thousand whatever,

1178
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: the one of the newspapers there, the Post of the

1179
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: Daily News, interviewed him and they were like, what's the

1180
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: secret to your age? And he says, every morning, I

1181
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 1: get up and I take two pieces of white bread

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01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: and I fry them in like shortener, like crisco. And

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01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: he's like, because bacon fat is not fat enough, and

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01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: I eat that And that's what he does, three hundred

1185
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: and sixty five days year, two pieces of white bread

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01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: fried in crisco for breakfast. And he was one hundred

1187
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: and forty years old. So it does it. It's there's

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01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: it's nine thousand factors, wash your hands, brush your teeth. Yeah,

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01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 1: thank you to you Skott.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to Katie Levine, our producer.

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01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 1: Thanks Levine in turn Lisa Maggott who gave us a wonderful,

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01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: wonderful top bananas list. And thank you to the Benevolent

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01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: Overlord's Karen and Georgia at the Exactly Right Network buhn

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01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: n your suck. This has been an exactly right production.

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01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,919
Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 2: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: where we post stories every day and things that we

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01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,960
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Speaker 2: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 4: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 4: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. Probably put the

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